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Balakian. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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DENY from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Even Becket emerged from Goebbels' overcoat. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Ever. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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He doesn't want to just go to Princeton to meet future business partners. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Hey Portia, thanks for coming to my party. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Hi. You are not a student. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Hoping to drown my blues away from Admission (2013) Soundboard
How to Talk So Teens WIN Listen from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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It's at my parents' house. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
It's me. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
It's very patriotic. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Jeremiah Balakian. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Jeremiah wanted to see the place. And you and I should talk. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Jeremiah, there's something I want to tell you... from Admission (2013) Soundboard
John, it's Portia again. This is my eighth... from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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K never check my messages. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Mom? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Outer Mongolia. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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She begged me. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
She did not cry. She didn't fall down. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Shit. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Should I be? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Since college. Sixteen years. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Sisterhood. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Slate champion. Thank god. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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So Corrine, you were second reader. I see you wrote Deny. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
So Hi send you the address to Nelson's birthday party. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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So, Portia, like the Merchant of Venice? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Speaking of which, I have fifteen essays to get through tonight, so... from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Sylvia Hadlock. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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The boy. Jeremiah. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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The Northeast. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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The undergrad he'll be spending the night with. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
There are a lot of holes in that story. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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There's no way in hell I would raise Nelson the way I was raised. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
They probably don't even know what their name means. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
They said my mom tried like hell to hold off till the last hour... from Admission (2013) Soundboard
They're not very educated. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
This is Jeremiah Balakian. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
This is Jeremiah's birth certificate. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
This is the best day of my life. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
This is your third try harder in a row. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Thousands. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Too long of a drive back to campus? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Top of the morning, Clarence. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Unfair advantage? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Virginia Woolf was a twat. Extremely overrated. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Wait! Here, help me out. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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We begin with the West. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Well, Nelson, sure... from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Why? Am I missing a police record? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Will be filled with superhumans. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
With racist jockey statues? Never. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Yale! from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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Yeah, I saw it. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Yeah, Portia, this is my son, Nelson. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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You didn't want a family. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know what, Portia, I'm with you. Enough crazytown. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, I once fought for a bipolar Inuit girl and she lasted nineteen days. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, I went to Dartmouth, same time as you. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, I'm not really your typical student. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, if I get Clarence's job, this will be my last travel season from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, that's enough philosophy. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You know, they actually have stores where you can buy bikes already made. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
You slept with that guy, didn't you? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Your terrible, terrible breath. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Yup. Going to go buy a train ticket right now. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
...neighbor's cat. An unattended baby? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Balakian. Ba...? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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I got in. Yes, I know. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
I have to go. Right from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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In the box? What? from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Interesting kid. He's a great kid. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
It's quite an operation you have here. Thank you. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Love you, buddy. OK, dad. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
One wolf. One wolf. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
Portia Nathan. John Pressman. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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...a new school in New Hampshire. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
...and came into contact with teachers who recognized his potential. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
...and I mean major weakness elsewhere. from Admission (2013) Soundboard
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