Saved by the Bell - Season 1 Edit

A banner? That's all?

A blemish cream that really works.

A blemish cream that really works.

A compadre. One righteous dude.

A copy of Kelly's diploma from the Home for the Criminally Insane.

A dream come true.

A former Miss Everything, what else is new?

A free trip to Washington? No school for a week?

A live grenade?

A lot better

A malt for the Homecoming Queen.

A number one, king of the hill, master of your destiny

A pal to the powerful

A piece?

A slight accident on the grenade range.

A surprise?

A surprise.

A tearful Kelly has wrecked Zack's car.

About our family and children.

About our little bet, you lose.

About sharing lockers I can't, for health reasons.

About the sneezing, itching, memory lapses.

About the Washington trip and that's why you're running.

Above all, you must have patience.

AC is a very bright, well adjusted young man.

AC Slater, to the principal's office, please.

AC Slater!

Actually, a friend of a friend who swore me to secrecy.

Actually, I came by to return something.

Actually, Kelly, I want to be a game show host.

Actually, no. I don't believe in dance contests.

Afraid so, Screech.

After that, "Kel Kel" and I are going to be studying at my place.

After the war, I was dateless again.

After your locker,

Against Rhonda Robistelli.

Ah choo! Ah choo!

Ah, come on. He'll be over Bambi in a few hours.

Ah, Lisa!

Ah, who am I kidding? I'm scared to death.

Ahem...

Ahh!

Ain't love grand?

Alan Fairbanks!

ALF, seven;

All I know is that I'm a size six.

All I see is a big zit.

All lined up according to height.

All major credit cards accepted.

All my clothes were half off.

All of a sudden I'm Lisa's husband.

All of you pass. Good work.

All products with artificial ingredients

All right everybody,

All right people, instruments up! One bar for nothing.

All right, all right,

All right, all right. I'll sweeten up the deal.

All right, B+, Preppie.

All right, but on one condition.

All right, Charlie. You're done.

All right, everybody, climb under your tables,

All right, everyone, now today,

All right, I forgive you. Now, let's eat.

All right, I kept my part of the bargain.

All right, I'll compromise. We'll call it Jessie's Crater.

All right, I'll do your history homework.

All right, I'm desperate.

All right, is everything set up?

All right, just back off! Back off.

All right, let me hear the horns!

All right, look Screech, come out of there.

All right, maybe the first day didn't turn out as I planned.

All right, move it, Jessie!

All right, Nedick, hand him over!

All right, now for our final couple,

All right, now what about my 10 bucks?

All right, people, today, we're going to play a piece

All right, piano!

All right, very good.

All right, what do you want to show me, Preppie?

All right, you guys know what to do.

All right!

All right!

All right! We got it back just in time for the juicy stuff.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Here's number three, the most important:

All right. Let's see how it works.

All right. Look, I've got nothing

All right. You know that theater owners

All you have to do is brush your teeth and smile.

All you want to study is Kelly honest.

All you've got to do is switch our Bo Revere tapes

Allegro con motto. Poco, poco. Yes.

Allow me to recommend Zack Morris.

Almost brand new. Worn only once by Lisa

Aloha, pal.

Alone, they are just separate little voices.

Always, Slater. Just thought I'd pump a little iron.

Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?

Am I really losing, Kelly?

America is Zack Morris country.

An F?

An unwelcome suitor is often driven off by terrifying threats.

And "Maneater" perfume?

And $198 for the boots, purse

And a girl named Kelly used him.

And a ladies' man,

And a teacher.

And as for artificial ingredients, I think they've gotten a bum rap.

And as we watch,

And Bayside is getting ready for the big game against Valley.

And borrowed my blankie.

And by helping Kelly, you'll be helping Lisa.

And chicks just begging us for a ride.

And comes home looking for comfort.

And do guy things? Bye.

And doing away with holidays and weekends.

And even she was with the enemy.

And every day we flush them.

And first runner up...

And for sure, no George Michael concert.

And for the apple.

And furthermore, I propose that we

And get me some brochures.

And girls don't like him because he looks different.

And guess what, they're not babies!

And guess who I want to give my heart to?

And he makes me tingle all over.

And he's really fun to be with.

And how many tubes can I get for you?

And I am sure you know what that means.

And I feel good.

And I got a job as a waitress!

And I have you to thank. Maybe we can go out this weekend?

And I just don't want to see anything happen to you.

And I like the Lakers,

And I promise to promote a healthier,

And I sold all my clothes!

And I think he should join...

And I want to keep the library open 'round the clock,

And I will be gone.

And I will be your everything.

And I wish I could find it.

And I'm a tall guy.

And I'm going to pull his plug right now.

And I'm going to tell my father the truth.

And I'm here to let you know that my son will be going with me.

And I'm just the worm to attract them.

And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?

And I'm sorry, but I won't trade him

And I'm still growing at this very moment.

And I'm still here.

And if any of you have a handsome single parent, I'm available.

And if I'm elected student body president,

And if you're wrong?

And it tastes good, too! Everyone, taste this.

And it's gonna be really, really gnarly.

And it's not going to be easy with all my shoes gone.

And it's signed...

And Jessie said, "Why?" I said, "Zack needs it."

And kind to the cuddly.

And look at my lint collection?

And lots of gooey fudge.

And may I add that you have not lost your ability to suck up?

And miss homework

And miss the excitement of the hunt?

And most importantly the school principal.

And my daughter listens to me when it comes to things like

And my different colored socks and see the real me.

And not a word to anybody.

And not on top of my car, no matter what Zack Morris says.

And now for a word from our captain.

And now for our Homecoming Queen,

And now for the beautiful and enchanting...

And now I have the pleasure of passing out

And now let's hear from the beautiful Kelly Kapowski.

And now, Bayside's favorite son,

And now, the awesome one,

And now, the big moment

And now, the big moment

And now, the first judge ever to graduate from Bayside

And of course, "Macbeth."

And one day, I'd like to help you with that.

And perfect angels the next.

And practice your slam dunk.

And reveals your swan like neck.

And see how he feels about this?

And shall we all try and guess what career Jessie has chosen?

And she was just in here with me.

And Slater scored the only touchdown.

And so we bid goodbye

And so's a cocker spaniel.

And sometimes I think he underestimates my intelligence.

And suddenly girl watching doesn't count.

And tell them I'm still waiting for them.

And that concludes our lesson on subliminal advertising.

And that counts for half your final grades.

And that's how I became the Flo Jo of principals.

And that's one campaign you're never going to win.

And the dress...

And the Future Orthodontists of America.

And the girl of my dreams will have maroon faces.

And the long hair...

And the most successful game show host ever,

And the popcorn are its particles.

And the wart he left behind.

And then she turned on me.

And then we'll pick the big winner with your applause.

And there are always minds

And there's more, much more.

And they have no objections?

And this is the after.

And this one's ours.

And try to force that bone out of your throat.

And turn up the voice track.

And use you as a hula hoop.

And wanted all of your attention for myself.

And watch those embarrassing bumps

And we got the house all to ourselves.

And we have only one name for president.

And we have to figure out exactly Put Mrs. Belding down.

And well, it doesn't really matter now, 'cause it's gone,

And what a jerk he left his retainer in my hair!

And when I'm elected, like,

And when Slater sees you dressed like this,

And wherever there's a Screech, there's a Zack.

And worst of all, Kelly's stuck on him like crazy glue.

And you are the first lad I'm going to guide.

And you have the most feminine little hands.

And you like me? Please hold.

And you should see what her father gave her.

And you'll probably be a better principal for it.

And you're hungry, okay?

And you're hungry, okay?

And you're losing your jock support.

And your friends are making logarithm jokes at parties,

And Zack sells more of my clothes.

And Zack would kill me if I told you these were for him.

And... what's the bat for?

Angela, yeah, I have to go.

Annul?

Any more whispering and I shall have to send you to detention.

Anyone who thinks what I did to Screech was mean,

Apples and candy to eat.

Apples and candy to eat. She also loves beautiful flowers.

Are a father's worst nightmare.

Are prohibited on school grounds and/or buildings.

Are those for your date?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? You don't sound so good.

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

Are you hiding something, Zachary?

Are you joining us in class, Mr. Morris?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? That bow wow?

Are you looking for something?

Are you really that much better than him?

Are you saying my face is gonna turn maroon?

Are you saying you charged too much on my credit card?

Are you saying Zack would run just to get out of school

Are you sure I have nothing to worry about?

Are you sure it's okay we're not going to Hawaii?

Are you sure this one is going to work, Preppie?

Are you sure we're not overdoing it, son?

Are you there, Bambi?

Aren't you done yet?

Arrivederci.

As a leader among leaders.

As for me, I only run for buses, blondes and brunettes.

As he grew up, he got taller,

As he is welcomed to paradise

As in, "Get lost, creep"?

As long as you hold that clip, nothing will happen.

As part of the social science project,

As school administration.

As the sun dips into farewell

As you can see, school elections are being held this week.

As your own "Big Bopper" Belding.

Ask for a $400 advance on your allowance.

Asking for flowers, candy and apples.

At "Dance Party" we try to get the support of the local schools.

At first I was undecided, but now after watching this video

At last, he's mine!

At least the girls found out about you before it was too late.

At least you're the first one to know when it rains.

At the half mile, I was still in last place.

At the sight of all those maroon faces,

At the three quarter mile, I heard this voice

At those after school and weekend meetings.

Attach the hat to our star quarterback here...

Attention shoppers, for two minutes only,

Attention students, this is your principal, Mr. Belding,

Aw, Screech, come out.

Bach always gives me chills.

Bambi, this is Kelly.

Bambi?

Bambi? Is this the Bambi?

Bambi.

Barbara Bush?

Barbara Bush.

Barbara?

Base!

Be careful! Don't pour in too mu

Be proud of what you are,

Be sure to get a one way ticket.

Be there in a minute, Mom.

Bear bear!

Beautiful, beautiful! I'm getting chills.

Because I care about you. I'm going to ask my parents

Because I don't know how he'll react.

Because I don't want to sit in the back. I want to learn.

Because I intend to ask the teachers to double

Because I like to cook the way I feel,

Because I wanted to be married to Kelly.

Because... she's not what you think.

Beep.

Beep. It's 9:00 p.m., have you flossed yet?

Beer bellied laughingstock?

Beethoven's alive?

Before I begin I have to make a very sad announcement.

Before Slater, you were the big cheese, the main man,

Before you can say, "Hey, that's my arm. Give it back."

Before you even approach a girl,

Before you put him down, you should try his cherries jubilee.

Behind these two doors are a son and a daughter.

Being elected president would've meant a lot to you, wouldn't it?

Beldasil.

Belding found out she saved Screech's life and he excused her.

Belding thought you brought them in for the charity drive.

Belding! He's ba ack!

Believe me, it's not the end of the world.

Believe me, it's the driest baby you'll ever have.

Besides, can you imagine me dribbling down the court at 50,

Besides, I couldn't give up Saturdays.

Besides, it's my only hope.

Better put on a pot of cocoa, Kevin.

Better start running now, punk, or there's going to be a "full moon."

Bingo! "Kapowski."

Bon Jovi? You got it!

Bone.

Boom.

Boring! How about you Kelly?

Both good choices.

Both.

Boy, is he stupid.

Boy, that was stupid.

Boys can be so dumb sometimes.

Boys, I am very disappointed in all of you.

Brain concussion. Nothing serious.

Bring your favorite teacher, Miss Wentworth,

Bring your favorite teacher, Miss Wentworth,

Buffy, did you get the tape I sent you?

Burgers, fries, and perhaps...

Bust the blond Tom Cruise? Never.

But

But Bambi,

But deep down might you be seeking detention?

But education is more than just French fries and tuna melts.

But fused together as a pyramid,

But go ahead and call him if you want.

But he is my friend

But hey, I'm just warming up.

But his soul is in the gymnasium.

But how? The tapes were never out of our hands.

But I also want to be a mom and have lots of kids.

But I am the principal and I think that for me...

But I bet she was thinking about me the whole time.

But I can't tell my father.

But I didn't want to be launched by Marvin Nedick.

But I do have this policy against dating anyone

But I don't deserve all this.

But I don't want to say yes or no

But I have real friends here for a change.

But I have to tell you the way I feel.

But I think we can make a special arrangement in your case.

But I think we should break up before I "send you to the moon."

But I thought you were gonna quit wrestling?

But I want your friendship more.

But I was wrong about you, Zack.

But I would expect you to stay home and take care of them.

But I'm still keeping Jessie's blankie.

But I'm still not clear who does what to whom and how.

But I'm warning you, I'm going to kick your butt.

But I've got a plan of my own,

But I've got to stand on my own two feet now.

But if Bambi's not there, well,

But if I win, I could be in the Kapowski spotlight for once.

But if you care about Slater at all, you'll treat him like dirt.

But if you were to let go of that clip,

But in my mind, we already have children.

But it can be a very short time, too.

But it's a shame that more kids won't have the opportunity

But it's not our place to tell.

But it's only temporary and a day later it goes away and you're fine.

But it's over now.

But it's you, Z man.

But it's you, Z man.

But Kelly, your skin is perfect.

But Kelly's only got eyes for Screech.

But Lisa made honor roll,

But never mind, I can see you're busy.

But not everybody has a trophy to remind you of the good ones.

But once it's finished, it'll be an early warning system.

But remember, it doesn't work on everyone.

But she needs a good grade, and that's real.

But some students are just harder to reach.

But that big brave galoot would rather live out

But the Homecoming Rally is tomorrow.

But the nerds without glasses can't see you at all.

But the only way you can prove that it isn't true,

But then I went to college and met the future Mrs. Belding.

But then she got this terrible headache,

But they didn't offer the same sense of risk and adventure

But they usually wear a locket, not a locker.

But this is George Jetson. Creeps.

But this is neither the time nor the place to share those feelings.

But this is the before,

But this year he's going up against Slater.

But this year I've changed the rules.

But wait, there is someone who can beat me in this election.

But we are also going to win that science medal.

But we'd set up dispensers next to all the candy machines.

But we've even name it after you.

But we've got to tie those to the back

But what about my Rudolph nose?

But what about that tape?

But what are you gonna be when you grow up?

But what you are about to witness is the act of a very desperate man.

But what's the use? The story never changes.

But when I was your age, I wasn't

But who was the author of "Hamlet"?

But you have to. You have a disease. You'll die here.

But you're doing a good job, Mom. Keep it up.

But you're not off the hook, bub.

But Zack Morris is kind of cute in a playful way.

But, Jessie, there's a lot more than you realize

Button it, Zack, or you'll be honeymooning in detention.

Buttoned, sir.

By a woman who knows what she wants.

By all means, young man. I can relate to that.

By dinnertime, his meter was running.

By flashing a picture of popcorn in the middle of a movie.

By Johann Sebastian Bach.

By now it's probably Andre the Giant's shoehorn.

By the "Pineapple Princess."

By the time it's over,

By the way, "son I never had," you owe me $10.

By the way, congratulations on your victory.

By the way, where were you?

By tomorrow I'll probably be Jessie's dog.

By tomorrow morning most of Bayside

Bye, Danny.

Bye, Kelly.

Byron, what are you saying?

Can I have your attention, please?

Can I see something in a blue?

Can I see you for a second, Mr. Belding?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can you believe that Tony Kramer

Can you blame them, "Brillo head"?

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

Can you please hurry?

Canceled?

Cans, sir? What cans?

Career?

Casey Kasem!

Casey Kasem! Wow.

Cash.

Certainly, sir. 10 4.

Certainly.

Changing stations till you find your favorite song?

Charles, give the man some ID.

Chuckle, Charlie.

Class, your regular teacher, Miss Laurette,

Closing them!

Closing them!

Come back, Zack, please. What about the dance?

Come Friday, I'm gonna be riding something in the dirt

Come here. Lisa's my daughter now,

Come in!

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come into my office, young lady Slater.

Come on in, son. Consider me a friend.

Come on Lisa. I'll show you. I used to be a busboy in Bolivia.

Come on Zack, that's ridiculous. You don't think that

Come on, everybody, let's do "The Sprain"!

Come on, everyone knows you've got the hots for her.

Come on, Kelly. We're gonna be late for school.

Come on, Kelly. Who are you thinking about?

Come on, let's see how she works.

Come on, move it.

Come on, Screech, cheer up. It can't be that bad.

Come on, Screech, I think you're being too hard on yourself.

Come on, Screech, it's not that bad.

Come on, Screech.

Come on, Screech. Stop fooling around.

Come on, Slater. Let's go practice.

Come on, Slater. We're men. We go to the bathroom together.

Come on, talk to me, Screech.

Come on, this is a rip off. His face is clear to start with.

Come on, you don't think she's going to hurt me?

Come on, you guys are crazy.

Come on, you know I did it because I wanted him to finish the project.

Come on, you're a shoo in.

Come on, Zack, is he really gonna wrestle Nedick?

Come on.

Come on. You had to find out more than that.

Come out, my handsome hunk.

Compared to these two, you look good.

Compliments of my new magic serving cart.

Concerning my students is principal territory?

Confused, but well meaning.

Congratulations, smooth takedown.

Congratulations, Zack. You've earned that trip to Washington.

Connie, Didi and Raylene think she's leaning to you.

Consider me Billy Idol.

Cooking Club? What, are you crazy?

Could you at least talk to him

Could you excuse us for a moment?

Could you just please lean to my first name?

Could you take this Coke over to Kelly?

Could you write on the board again, your list

Count on it, buddy.

Couples, your grade will be determined by how well

Courtney? Chelsea? Will you vote for Jessie?

Crash landing, "Top Gun."

Cruising for chicks.

Crush!

Cut it back. That's a little too bright, people.

Cut to the chase, Preppie. Let's see how it works.

Da da!

Dad, my bike has a flat tire.

Dad, Zack needs to be taught a lesson he'll never forget.

Daddy, I don't know what to do.

Daddy, I was kissed by nerds!

Daddy, I've run up a $400 bill on your credit card.

Daddy, punish me. Get it over with.

Daddy, where are you? It's dark in here.

Daddy!

Darling, I won't leave you while you're ill.

Dear Lord, thanks for everything you've given me today

Dear Lord, thanks for everything you've given me today

Decent? If NASA scientists got B 's,

Define "big."

Degrading thing possible for her get a job!

Demonstrating my love for Bambi.

Detention will be for teachers instead of students.

Detention. Just Kelly and me.

Diced and put on ice?

Did he take away all that cream you were selling?

Did I get it?

Did I really deserve an F?

Did Slater's father really come to see you yesterday?

Did you check the one I made for Kelly?

Did you ever see Einstein with a chick?

Did you know that worms are a source of protein?

Did you know what you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Did you put anything else on your face today?

Did you talk to the girl? When can I meet her?

Did you wash your face today?

Did your mother ever teach you manners?

Didn't the bats bother you?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to slouch?

Disappear before your very eyes.

Do me a favor and go to your mom's travel agency,

Do not apologize for existing. How may I serve you?

Do what I do when I do something wrong.

Do you guys think I should cut my hair?

Do you have anything that's dead?

Do you know how hard it is to get lava stains out of your clothes?

Do you know how these work?

Do you know where Zack is?

Do you mind if I have some of that Coke?

Do you mind? Mingle among yourselves.

Do you really think this stuff will work?

Do you really think we're going to make a lot of money today?

Do you think I'd be a good actress, Zack?

Do you want to live a life without pizza, nachos, or hot dogs?

Do you?

Do your parents know?

Does anyone have any objections?

Does anyone know the sound

Does anyone wish to comment on this video?

Does it ever backfire?

Does this mean that Lisa and I aren't married anymore?

Doesn't matter. We're both a couple of jerks.

Don't be sad, we'll meet again tomorrow.

Don't be upset. I'll get you one. What size do you wear?

Don't do it. Screech, love and science don't mix.

Don't fade on me now, Zackie,

Don't fight it, Zack. You know you like me.

Don't fight it. Tell me how you really feel.

Don't forget your high heels. You might need them.

Don't go. Let Kelly use you here.

Don't let it go to your head. "Bzz bbb!"

Don't look at me.

Don't panic. All you have to do is pay your father back.

Don't take it personally, Zack,

Don't talk about his dog.

Don't talk. Let's go where the music takes us.

Don't touch my "Principal of the Month" trophy.

Don't toy with my emotions, Zack.

Don't try to impress anybody.

Don't worry about it, "Preppie." We'll take care of Belding.

Don't worry about it, Byron. I'll be okay.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

Don't worry, Slater, you'll be safe in Cooking Club.

Don't worry, Slater. I won't hurt you.

Don't worry, your secret's safe with me, sweetheart.

Don't worry, Zack. She'll never fall for Belding.

Don't worry. I won't tell my mom what city they're for.

Don't you guys understand?

Don't you want to go?

Done, Zack.

Done. I'll shave my birds.

Dr. Mertz?

Dream come true.

Dream on, Preppie. Because right now...

Drop! Give me 10!

During an election in Italy, the ruling party

During Career Week in school.

Earn money? Moi?

Education should not open for you.

Either you're with me or you're not.

Either your bike, or your face.

Elegantly played, Powers. Let's hear strings and flute!

Eloped last night with the shop teacher.

Enough already!

Even though I look like this.

Even you achieved your dream. What is it like in space?

Ever since toddler group, when you forgot your teddy bear

Ever since yesterday, I wanted to bring you flowers.

Every girl has to tell her deepest, darkest secret

Every ice cream cone has its last lick, Kelly,

Every summer while the other kids were playing baseball,

Everybody gave me 10¢.

Everybody thinks that.

Everyone "looks up" to you.

Everyone hopes for that one shining moment

Everywhere I go he's chasing me with that silly heart.

Exactly as those great leaders had centuries before.

Exactly how much did Zack tell you?

Except during soccer practice.

Except of course, for Screech.

Excuse me sir, but a Mr. Screech has reserved that table.

Excuse me while I call the base.

Excuse me, "Michael," but we have a dress code at this school.

Excuse me, Dr. Turtle. We came by to give this to Lisa.

Excuse me, time's up.

Excuse me? You there.

Excuse me. I'm Major Martin Slater. I'm looking for

Excuse us, Mr. Belding,

Fair?! What does fair have to do with it?! We are women!

Fall down a flight of stairs? Well then, what?

Far out. Have a Mars bar.

Fasten your seatbelt,

Fine, then you lead the way.

Fine.

First he offers me his locker and now his seat.

Floss for later.

Food's here.

For a crater free life.

For a televised dance contest

For all he has done,

For anything else in the world. Not even you, Bambi.

For Homecoming Queen?

For me it was the real thing. My moment in time.

For some strange reason,

For student body president,

For sure!

For the first quarter mile, I held back.

For the winner of the student body election, the faculty advisor,

Forever is such a long time.

Forever.

Forget Federal Express. I can deliver.

Forget it, Screech. She's already going with me.

Forget it. I'm voting for Jessie.

Form rather intense attachments.

Four dollars!

Freeze!

Fresh.

Friday? Do you really think you're ready for something like this?

From decaying atomic nuclei.

From school vending machines. Thank you.

From the complexion you've always dreamed about.

From the very beginning,

From you that's not a gift, that's a threat.

Full of blatant propaganda, I am now leaning toward Jessica Myrtle.

Funny, but not silly.

Gambling is a no no,

Gee Danny, I'd love to.

Gee, I don't know.

Gee, Slater. Is that the same girl we used to fight over?

Gee, that'd be great. But I can take it right now.

Gentle, talented, gorgeous, and light on his feet.

Get away, creeps!

Get down, 'cause there'll be

Get it yourself!

Get lost, creep.

Get out of town! You're kidding.

Get out of town! You're kidding.

Get rid of your friend Zack Morris.

Get thee to Belding.

Gilligan, six;

Gina, Alex, and Rebecca think Kelly's asking Slater.

Girls can be brutal.

Give him another chance, Mom. I need a new bike.

Give me a second.

Give me your locker, I'll give you a genuine hall pass

Give us a break.

Glassy eyes, goofy look.

Go ahead, Zack, I'm dying to see you dance.

Go ahead. What was it you wanted to ask me?

Go B b b Bayside! Whoo!

Go Bayside!

Go get her, Zackie!

Go Lakers! Did you see that shot?

Go practice first, then we'll have a real dance off.

Go save me a seat in study hall. I'll be right there, thanks.

Goes on a trip to Washington. Let me down.

Good answer, good answer.

Good idea. After practice, let's go to the beach.

Good idea. After practice, let's go to the beach.

Good idea. Thank you.

Good morning, students. This is your principal, Mr. Belding.

Good morning, world.

Good morning, Zack. This is Cindy, your wake up caller.

Good night.

Good one, darling.

Good point. I'll wear it down.

Good suggestion.

Good, then everyone'll see you.

Good, very good. Excellent. Wonderful.

Good.

Goodbye, Zack.

Goodbye, Zack.

Gosh, you're pretty.

Gosh. You're electrifying.

Got a date for the prom yet?

Gotcha, Belding!

Great looking, smart and funny.

Great looking, smart and funny.

Great space explorer.

Great, I'm starved.

Great, so I'll have to take a number to get into the bathroom.

Great, Zack, you and me sitting together all year!

Great! Does this mean I have to pay for my own burger?

Great! Now I'm an orphan. What a week!

Great. Let's just get on with it.

Great. That's all I need is Screech, part two.

Guess again.

Guess not.

Guess you'll never know. Come on, Slater. Let's go dance.

Guys bribe teachers just to sit beside you in class.

Guys, I'll drink both of them, thank you.

Guys, this is serious.

Ha!

Ha! Maybe for you it was.

Had enough?

Had enough?

Has anyone ever told you, you look like a blond Tom Cruise?

Has anyone seen my Screech?

Has caused an identity crisis?

Have a good time at the dance.

Have a seat.

Have governments ever used these techniques

Have used hidden messages

Have you guys seen Screech?

Haven't you ever heard of the Women's Movement?

Having fun with Rhonda, Zackie?

Having the students paint their faces to show school spirit

He brainwashed me.

He certainly has a high opinion of himself.

He definitely did something to her brain.

He did. I'm seeing Screech in a completely different way.

He does have a right to know.

He dumped teabags in the swimming pool.

He even smells better than the Beast.

He gave me detention and I took it.

He gets almost as many whistles around the pool as I do.

He has a lot of free time on his hands since he quit wrestling,

He has been hounding me to go to the dance with him.

He is?

He just needs someone to give him a chance.

He knows Bambi personally.

He styles his hair hanging out of the school bus window.

He told us all about your tropical disease.

He wants me to find an after school activity to replace wrestling.

He was making an egg salad sculpture of you.

He was so touched by your donation, I couldn't tell him the truth.

He was using a spoon.

He won't let you wrestle Nedick.

He won't mind.

He'll be laughed right back into the gym.

He'll break them up.

He'll suck you in if he can.

He's "All city" in chess.

He's a fool, Lisa. You're hot no matter what.

He's a good student, a great athlete,

He's always taking advantage of me,

He's awake, isn't he?

He's cute, warm and affectionate.

He's funny. See you guys later.

He's going to be really hurt.

He's going to kill me. I know it.

He's going to the dance with me.

He's in big trouble with Belding.

He's not going to find out. They're hidden.

He's not in his office. Where can I find him?

He's not my son.

He's on to us, Zack. I know it, we're dead!

He's real intelligent, got a great sense of humor,

He's right, Zack. That's no way to treat your son.

He's right. If you don't change your image by tomorrow's debate

He's strong, yet sensitive.

He's the buffest bronco on earth.

He's the kind of boy every girl dreams of.

He's the kind of boy every girl dreams of.

He's wrestling Marvin Nedick, Valley's undefeated champion.

Hear ye, hear ye, your attention please.

Heck, we excite people.

Heel, Zack. I think you should calm down.

Hello, Clarissa.

Hello, Major Slater?

Hello, sweetheart.

Hello, Zack. I've been waiting for you.

Hello, Zack. You're late.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Help with Lisa?

Help! Someone save me!

Her parents bought her an ice cream.

Her parents bought her flowers.

Here we go, here we go!

Here, Bambi.

Here, I can handle this. I was a lifeguard.

Here, make yourself useful.

Here. These are for you.

Here's 10 bucks, son.

Here's a going away gift from all your friends.

Here's a hint of what's to come.

Here's a little taste.

Here's a quarter. Vote for Jessie.

Here's some quarters. Vote for Jessie.

Here's your "Seventeen," "Glamour," and "Cosmo."

Here's your situation.

Here's your usual, Kelly.

Hers.

Hey everybody, attention please!

Hey everybody, come quick. You've got to see this.

Hey guys come on, crowd around, crowd around.

Hey guys, you got anything here for your star quarterback?

Hey guys. The truth

Hey Jessie, being president is a waste of time.

Hey Jessie, can I be your campaign manager?

Hey Jessie, let's dance.

Hey Jessie, you want to be my partner for the dance contest?

Hey Jessie. You think Zack's up to something?

Hey Kelly, aren't Suzie and Muffin the other finalists

Hey Kelly, how about a pizza and movie tonight?

Hey Kelly, why don't we leave these two lovebirds alone?

Hey Lisa, I thought you wanted to kiss your debt goodbye.

Hey Lisa, my horoscope says we're destined to dance together.

Hey look, Preppie here just hired some look alike

Hey look, Suzie dyed her hair.

Hey this phone is occupato, paisan.

Hey you guys, this is all really nice,

Hey Zack, a young lady asked me to give this to you.

Hey Zack, Slater isn't that great.

Hey Zack, would you hold this for me, please?

Hey Zack! "Zackie"!

Hey Zack! The latest poll has you 70%, Jessie 30.

Hey, a B !

Hey, a little Bayside war paint goes a long way.

Hey, and all we have to do now is just pick a name for the volcano.

Hey, anyone with money. Well, step right up.

Hey, anyone with money. Well, step right up.

Hey, Belding is coming.

Hey, but we gotta put the cream to a test.

Hey, careful!

Hey, come on you guys.

Hey, come on, come on.

Hey, do you know anybody who can do this?

Hey, don't listen to him, Kelly.

Hey, even I'll make muffins to see that.

Hey, everybody, remember me?

Hey, great work, Kelly.

Hey, hey, hey, come on, guys, quit it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, what's wrong?

Hey, I am, aren't I?

Hey, I can't go any faster, Crater face.

Hey, I didn't care. I'm just a kid.

Hey, I don't want to talk about it.

Hey, I think she ran back into the forest with Thumper.

Hey, I was also a big ladies' man.

Hey, I'll make Patton look like a pansy.

Hey, I'm healthy. I never was sick.

Hey, I'm not done.

Hey, I'm not done.

Hey, I'm not really a bad guy.

Hey, I'm telling you, Screech can be really charming.

Hey, I've been turning them down left and right

Hey, I've got another surprise for you, Zackie.

Hey, if it doesn't work out with you and Screech, call me.

Hey, if that ain't you, I don't know who it is.

Hey, is your dad really in the Army?

Hey, isn't a slumber party where you girls

Hey, it's Slater, Mr. Belding.

Hey, Jessie, can I talk to you for a minute? I have a problem.

Hey, Kelly, I got the new Bo Revere tape.

Hey, kids everywhere would pay a fortune.

Hey, lately, it seems all you care about is how you look.

Hey, let's "pants" him.

Hey, look, "Preppie," my father's in the Army, okay?

Hey, look, Screech, what's so important about this phone call?

Hey, make sure you hide that well.

Hey, Max, how did you pick your career?

Hey, my dog is not ugly.

Hey, Nedick.

Hey, no problem. We'll just cover the stupid part.

Hey, now I can identify with that.

Hey, now we have to listen for hidden meanings.

Hey, picture it, Screech

Hey, right now the only thing I'm interested in

Hey, Screech,

Hey, Screech, did you give out the tapes with the hidden messages?

Hey, Screech, we've gotta talk.

Hey, Screech, would you turn on the machine?

Hey, Screech, would you turn on the machine?

Hey, shrimp!

Hey, Slater, shouldn't you be at practice?

Hey, Slater, what career table are you interested in?

Hey, Slater! My main man!

Hey, Slater.

Hey, so why don't we start now?

Hey, that means the maroon ness is only temporary.

Hey, that would show her.

Hey, the man has a career!

Hey, there he is, my main man.

Hey, there is no doubt about it.

Hey, there's Kelly. Come on.

Hey, there's Sally Dunsky. Go for it.

Hey, this is pretty effective.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, wait a second, you're in fashion.

Hey, we all have skin problems, right?

Hey, we're buddies, aren't we?

Hey, well don't worry about it. Everybody has bad days.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what does Slater know about hair?

Hey, what's the rush, "button nose"?

Hey, who are you? Zack Sajak?

Hey, why don't you take mine? It's next to the girls' bathroom.

Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?

Hey, would you forget about Lisa?

Hey, you guys, I finally decided what I'm going to be.

Hey, you guys, I have really great news.

Hey, you guys, you both did great. Good luck.

Hey, you know, I just thought of someone who might like you.

Hey, you're not getting any votes staying home. So, let's go.

Hey, you're right. He never left his seat.

Hey, Zack, here's your fries and hot dog.

Hey, Zack. I talked to Bambi again last night.

Hey, Zackie! We've got to talk, hunk of mine.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! All right, just leave him alone!

Hey! This is study hall, not "Soul Train."

Hey...

Hi Edgar. Thanks for that tape. It's my favorite song.

Hi Jessie. It's a great day, huh?

Hi Kelly.

Hi there. Who are you?

Hi, Dad.

Hi, girls!

Hi, guys,

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Bye, guys. I'm late for Cooking Club.

Hi, Slater. You're looking a little pale.

Hi, you're new here. I'm Zack Morris.

Hi, Zack.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Kevin, Screech's robot.

Hi. I'm Major Slater.

Hi. Kelly says she can make it to your slumber party tomorrow night.

Hi. Thanks everybody, for making me your Queen,

Hidden messages aren't new. I pass those to girls every day.

His Majesty beckons you.

His remaining days here with his friends.

Hit it girl!

Hit it.

Hmm, tough decision.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hmmm...

Ho!

Hold me back, Slater! Hold me back! No one hurts my woman!

Hold me, honey. I'll protect you.

Hold me. As long as I have you, I have the strength to go on.

Hold on, there was this strange little girl in the locker room.

Home wrecker. You stay away from my mommy.

Honey, he's over the hill.

Honey, I'm home.

Hope you're still speaking to each other by then.

Hopefully.

Hot dog.

How about "McMuffin" and "McNugget"?

How about a goodnight kiss?

How about radiation?

How about the International Insect Expo?

How about you and I enter in the contest?

How about you, Slater?

How about, "Hello"?

How are you going to the movies with eight guys?

How can I work with all these people bothering me?

How can Slater be dying? He won the wrestling title.

How can you turn me down?

How can you worry about wrestling at a time like this?

How could you do that to her?

How could you do that to me?

How could you do that to me?

How could you do that to me? I mean...

How could you do this to me?

How could you do this to me?

How did you know I was going to Washington?

How did you know? Who squealed?

How do I look?

How do you get this thing to stop?

How do you like it?

How do you like my hair? Is it better up or down?

How fun. Well, Screech, you've got a great room.

How gross.

How I've missed him.

How is anyone going to find out you wear a retainer?

How is it working?

How long do I have to keep this mascot outfit on anyway?

How much am I bid for the left one?

How sweet.

How two into one won't go.

How would I know?

How'd the "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" get in here?

How'd you decide?

How'd you do that?

How'd you do?

How'd you know about that?

How's she doing?

Huh? Wait a minute. People, it's a little too...

Hup! I learned that trick from the Chinese acrobats.

I already brought you 10.

I also cared about getting a week off from school.

I always cry when I'm happy. I sob at "The Three Stooges."

I am flattered that you think so highly of me.

I am getting front row seats for this.

I am going to tell you this as gently as I can.

I am never going to the bathroom again.

I am positive that together we can work out

I am really impressed. I never knew you were so sensitive.

I am?

I asked Belding to have it engraved.

I became a royal pain. Thanks for helping me win.

I begged Screech to be my sweetheart.

I bet he did it with this Bo Revere tape.

I bet you look real sweet in an apron.

I bet you want me to have the kids, too?

I black out, then wake up...

I bought 10 nice somethings.

I bought it at The Spinning Lizard.

I buried his head in the sandbox.

I can do it. I mean, I want to do it.

I can just picture them now.

I can learn to become a Dodger fan.

I can understand that.

I can't allow them to "name neck."

I can't believe this, sir.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this. I hate this school.

I can't believe this. Poor Slater.

I can't believe you went to all this trouble just for me.

I can't believe you're not entering the contest.

I can't dance. I've been faking it for years.

I can't do science projects.

I can't eat, I can't sleep,

I can't fool you, sir.

I can't help it, Jessie. I think the husband should be the man.

I can't lose. Nedick's wrestling Slater.

I can't make up my mind between you and Zack

I can't say.

I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend my last days with

I can't wait, sir.

I can't wait.

I can't watch this.

I can't, I want to impress her.

I can't. Everybody will laugh at us.

I can't. I've been crazy about her since kindergarten,

I cannot believe her father gave her his credit card to go to the mall.

I care about a student body, too

I care about the student body.

I could live with that.

I could really use your help. I don't know what to say.

I could teach you how to drink a Slurpie through your nose.

I couldn't bear for you to live the last days of your life alone.

I couldn't help it, Mr. Belding. I'm in love.

I couldn't help myself. I caught such great sales.

I cut down the court to my right, they fed me the ball...

I demand a recount.

I deserve detention.

I did have visions of becoming a professional basketball player.

I did it! I was KBLA's 25th caller.

I did too. Well...

I didn't go with him. I went with Billy Bostwick.

I didn't know you wanted a career in medicine.

I didn't think it was fair the way they were slandering Zack.

I didn't twist your arm to use that cream.

I do.

I do.

I don't believe it and I don't care.

I don't believe that, sir.

I don't believe this you guys. We've been bugged.

I don't have any time, Zack.

I don't have much to believe in, Zack.

I don't have one right now.

I don't know what I want.

I don't know.

I don't know. I was absent that day. Come on.

I don't know. Maybe the Lakers game interfered with it.

I don't know. Were you ever a Brownie?

I don't know. What if Wendell and Edgar get there first?

I don't like him already.

I don't like that boy.

I don't like to knock our team, but last year

I don't need a career right now.

I don't need to shave.

I don't need your help, Preppie.

I don't question the gift, I just go with it.

I don't think either of you realizes what lies ahead.

I don't think either of you realizes what lies ahead.

I don't think I have the strength to go on living.

I don't think so. Why don't we go play volleyball on the beach?

I don't understand. Why don't girls like me?

I don't want to go to the dance with Slater.

I don't want to win, but I'm afraid I can't lose.

I don't want your son AC to go to Hawaii.

I don't want your son AC to go to Hawaii.

I dumped him in front of everyone.

I end up hurting him.

I feel so so cheap.

I figured that without wrestling,

I finally beat you, Nedick. Your dirt bike's mine.

I finally got away from him.

I finally have you all to myself.

I forgot to kiss you goodbye.

I found out this morning, I haven't talked to him yet.

I gave one to every dork, nerd and geek at Bayside

I get it now. Screech, this is fantastic.

I get shipped along with his boots.

I got an A, I got an A!

I got big plans for us.

I got here as soon as I could. What's going on?

I got it. The bone flew out.

I got so wrapped up in becoming Homecoming Queen,

I got stuck on a little science problem at home.

I guess he's just lucky that the year he ran

I guess I can wait another day before deciding.

I guess I caught her at a bad time.

I guess we don't have a lot in common, do we?

I guess you've only lived on one planet.

I guess.

I had to go pick up my color wheel at Jessie's.

I had to go to the prom with my own sister.

I hate to break it to you, but George Bush beat you to it.

I have a calculator on my watch. You can use it if you hold my wrist.

I have a license to love.

I have a meeting at 1400 hours. I'll get to the point, Mr. Belding.

I have a plan.

I have a science project that needs finishing.

I have a surprise for you, Zack.

I have been ignoring you since second grade.

I have grown an inch taller since lunch. I feel like a giant.

I have my needs too.

I have no choice but to annul this marriage.

I have no choice but to annul this marriage.

I have some theories.

I have to be home in 10 minutes.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to talk to you.

I have very strict rules about that. I don't kiss on the first date.

I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack.

I haven't figured out what to buy my parents yet.

I hear this year they're having a petting zoo.

I hear you gave up wrestling to do some baking.

I heard about the dance party.

I heard if Byron hadn't asked Lisa first, she'd have gone with you.

I heard Nedick's threatening to tie your tongue to your toes,

I hope he stays there, because Slater's not coming.

I hope I can count on your support.

I hope I didn't hurt you.

I hope I haven't hurt you.

I hope I haven't hurt you.

I hope I've pleased you.

I hope Murray and you are very happy together.

I hope you enjoy it.

I hope you weren't hurt by that smear campaign against you.

I hope you'll be very happy in detention.

I hope you'll forgive me for promising you to Screech, dear.

I hope you've found a constructive way to fill it.

I just got eight guys to switch their votes to Jessie.

I just have to figure out a way to hide Kelly's face for one day.

I just have to go to my locker to get my tape recorder.

I just have to know one thing, Kelly.

I just used it to get back at Zack.

I just want to be treated like any normal, beautiful girl.

I just want to know, you know, are you guys in favor

I just wanted to say, I hope you have a great time in Washington.

I just wanted you to see who's gonna wrestle Nedick in your place.

I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle.

I knew about the trip all along.

I knew that.

I knew you'd break into the files to check on Kelly.

I knew you'd like it.

I knew you'd take it well. See ya.

I knew Zack was pro nerd.

I know how your sick mind works.

I know that Zack, but we've all learned to live with it.

I know that. Where's her office?

I know what you mean you want me to ask you.

I know where they go.

I know you think I'm about as deep as a Frisbee.

I know you're not going to like this, Jessie,

I know, Dad.

I know, this is great.

I know.

I know. But when a father comes to school, it's important.

I know. I had to spend a lot of time with Kelly.

I know. I mean, how'd it go?

I know. I started that rumor.

I know. I thought so too until I talked to Belding.

I know. It's like letting a vampire loose in a blood bank.

I l love you, Screech.

I like life. I love life.

I like school. It's a good way to kill time between weekends.

I love Bo Revere. He's my favorite.

I love it when you speak German.

I love it, but didn't your father say to just buy something nice?

I love politics.

I love school

I love sensitive guys.

I love this school. I love it so much

I love you, master.

I managed to save a few for an oily day.

I mean now. How about now, you yo yo?

I mean, I'm so happy.

I mean, I've never seen anything like it before.

I mean, if Slater stays, Kelly stays.

I mean, look at the geeks who run.

I mean, Mr. Bennet.

I mean, what?

I mean, what's going to happen to me if I keep growing?

I mean... Teddy.

I meant hurry up. Now, pour the pepper on me.

I mooned him.

I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts.

I need that phone, and I'm prepared to take it by force if necessary.

I need to know who my partner is.

I need your help. My life is being threatened by one of your students.

I now pronounce you school husbands and wives.

I object on behalf of the next president of the student body,

I once finished fifth in an "ALF" look a like contest.

I once stole... a tube of lipstick.

I only have one lunch period.

I placed hidden messages in that Bo Revere tape.

I played for you yesterday?

I prefer the balcony. Enjoy the show.

I promise to uphold our school constitution,

I promised to go to the movies with them.

I propose extending the school day to 12 hours

I quit wrestling.

I read the chapter last night,

I really appreciate your offer to come to Hawaii with me.

I really don't feel up to it.

I really should be getting home.

I really shouldn't be talking about this. I've got to go.

I remember the first time Screech proposed to me in kindergarten.

I remember the time when I was in high school

I saved you a seat.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

I see this is hurting you, too.

I see you're going to the dance with Steve Lawson.

I see you're working out.

I see you've got girls fighting your battles now, Betty Crocker.

I see you've met my robot, Kevin.

I see your future squeeze.

I see. Tell you what,

I shall return.

I should have let you kill me when you had the chance.

I sit corrected.

I stay home and watch "Young and The Restless."

I still want to be an actress,

I suddenly realized how much I care for you, Zack.

I sympathize with you, but there's really nothing I can do.

I take it then, that you're volunteering?

I think a pretend honeymoon would be better.

I think he looks better with white hair.

I think humor is very important in keeping a marriage together.

I think I can get along without it now.

I think it brings out your mysterious eyes.

I think it's cream burn.

I think it's time for a heart transplant.

I think it's time to get involved and give something back.

I think pretend marriage is a great way to learn about life.

I think that tiger's head is frying your brain.

I think that would take a whole orchard, Zack.

I think this Bo Revere tape belongs to you, Zack.

I think this time it's really over between me and Lisa.

I think we've just entered "The Twilight Zone."

I think you all learned a lot about yourselves.

I think you should go with Screech.

I think you should go with Screech.

I thought Screech was my Prince of Passion,

I thought you said no one would notice.

I thought you said that was all make believe.

I thought you slept with your dog.

I thought you wanted to go to Hawaii.

I thought you were going with Slater?

I told you not to pour so much in.

I tried to call you all weekend and you're never home.

I tripped, hit my head, fell into the water

I understand. I see it now.

I voted for Gilligan.

I want a big allowance, no curfew, and my own phone. Okay?

I want him to think he's meeting General Patton.

I want to be a fashion designer. Move over, Calvin,

I want to be a lawyer.

I want to be an astronaut and go into space.

I want to be your president. Remember my motto,

I want to give you business. I like you.

I want to grow my own Screech in a jar.

I want to have at least seven kids.

I want to help you, understand you.

I want to hug Kelly with both arms.

I want to lose. You going to help me?

I want to make a contribution too.

I want to make her proud of me.

I want to remind you, our charity drive will continue all week.

I want to return something that belongs to you.

I want to run, sir.

I want to tell you guys that I have the chance to move to Hawaii.

I want to thank Kelly Kapowski for lending us her tape.

I want to thank you for all you've done.

I want you out of my room and out of my life, now!

I want you to be my sweetheart for the dance.

I want you to be president and go to Washington.

I want you to know that I'm taking the names

I want you, Zack.

I wanted first crack at you.

I wanted to show you that science is fun.

I was at dance camp.

I was cunning, wasn't I?

I was fired today.

I was hoping you'd say that, sir.

I was jealous of his trophy and tried to get him to leave.

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

I was just joking, Kevin.

I was kind of hoping you'd appoint me First Dweeb.

I was much better at flipping burgers

I was so embarrassed.

I was the one that made everybody cold shoulder AC.

I was until I knew I could go with my Zack.

I was wondering, what do you think of this?

I will be your Yoda.

I will do anything.

I won my weight class in the county wrestling championships.

I won the bet.

I won two tickets to go see George Michael.

I won't have to join the Peace Corps. Yes!

I wonder if someone's using hidden messages on us.

I would have guessed a 12.

I wouldn't miss this for the world.

I wouldn't run against Jessie. She's my friend.

I'd hate to miss a single X or Y.

I'd have to think about it.

I'd like to talk to you about your son, AC.

I'd like to wear it to school tomorrow.

I'd like to welcome you to the fray, Miss Spano.

I'd like you to share your life with me.

I'd rather die than talk.

I'd rather give chickenpox a chance.

I'd rather have a guard dog with fangs.

I'd rather have the science project.

I'd say that's too much. Yes.

I'll be a wrestler.

I'll be grounded for life.

I'll be right Bach I mean, back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right down.

I'll be right there.

I'll be there in a minute, Mr. Dewey.

I'll bet it has.

I'll bring it to you.

I'll decide when this meeting is over, young man.

I'll design your briefs.

I'll die. Don't torture me anymore, my manly mustang.

I'll do your Spanish homework for a week.

I'll do your Spanish homework for three weeks.

I'll ease up if you do.

I'll give him more attention.

I'll give up my career, and take care of them all.

I'll give you a clue. It ain't him.

I'll give you my tickets to the Bon Jovi concert.

I'll have to experiment with your grades.

I'll let you guys know.

I'll look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

I'll need AC's transcripts.

I'll never forget her first words to me,

I'll never forget how you helped me.

I'll never forget the day Slater showed up.

I'll never forget the last time Mrs. B and I went to Washington.

I'll never make any money at this rate.

I'll never pass Mertz's class. I'm doomed.

I'll owe you a big one.

I'll pay any price you ask.

I'll place the wire under this rug.

I'll pretend you didn't say that.

I'll record your voice, and then we'll mix them both together.

I'll send for my ant farm.

I'll sleep better at night knowing that.

I'll take care of Nedick. You go hide behind your apron.

I'll take them all.

I'll tell Belding it was my fault and get your stuff back.

I'll tell you what happened.

I'll try to make the best of it, sir.

I'll wait till your hearts stop pounding.

I'll wipe her out.

I'm a dead man, Screech.

I'm a fool, Zack.

I'm a hula hoop.

I'm a little shorthanded.

I'm afraid. I'm not good at those things like you are, Zack.

I'm allergic to all types of animals.

I'm allergic to Screech.

I'm also going to try to give the students guidance.

I'm always ready. I just hope she is.

I'm an old fashioned girl. Mrs. Morris will be fine.

I'm ant farms and allergy pills.

I'm changing my name to Zigowitz.

I'm confused, sir.

I'm down, but I'm not out.

I'm driving.

I'm expecting a call. It's from a girl.

I'm going to be an uncle.

I'm going to be in counseling the rest of my life.

I'm going to Belding to resign.

I'm going to have to go with my back up, Didi Garrison.

I'm going to stay home, and raise our little Lisa

I'm going to take Zack to the George Michael concert."

I'm going to the girls room. You want to come?

I'm gonna be a world class chef.

I'm gonna flatten Nedick in the first minute.

I'm gonna have another baby.

I'm good.

I'm here to talk about the dance party at The Max.

I'm hummingbird droppings.

I'm in here, my darling.

I'm inspired by the words of the Beach Boys,

I'm Jessie, what's your name?

I'm just going to go help the nurse look for a contact lens.

I'm just kidding. What can I do for you?

I'm keeping my calendar clear, if you know what I mean.

I'm kind of thinking about being a housewife,

I'm legally blind in one eye and I really got to sit up close.

I'm making a symbolic statement.

I'm making my move.

I'm marrying Kelly.

I'm meeting a girl in here.

I'm Mr. Dewey how was everyone's summer

I'm not a baby. I'm a young woman.

I'm not a princess, I'm not a nice person,

I'm not a princess, I'm not a nice person,

I'm not allowed out after "ALF."

I'm not Daddy's little girl anymore.

I'm not getting married. Is she?

I'm not going on a date with you.

I'm not going to Hawaii.

I'm not going to school with this thing on the end of my nose.

I'm not going. I'm never coming out, ever.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not leaving this locker till I meet Bambi, Zack.

I'm not like other boys.

I'm not safe anywhere.

I'm not so sure I understand.

I'm not sure who I am anymore, sir.

I'm not sure, Zack. Edgar's a pretty cool guy.

I'm not your daddy!

I'm not.

I'm not. I never thought I'd stoop so low to win.

I'm off the team.

I'm on a secret political mission,

I'm pond scum!

I'm pond scum!

I'm positive. Hey, I've been around.

I'm really grateful for everything you tried to do.

I'm really happy for you.

I'm saving you time, and that's the thanks I get.

I'm saying Zack Morris is a 10.

I'm serious. I want to be Queen.

I'm so glad you asked that.

I'm so jazzed. I got all the best teachers.

I'm so jealous. May I have a lock of his hair?

I'm sorry I hurt you.

I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

I'm sorry, Max, but this is the new Bo Revere tape.

I'm sorry, Max!

I'm sorry, Mr. Belding.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Come on, there's lots of guys taller than you.

I'm sorry. I'm just upset.

I'm sorry. Thanks, Zack.

I'm stuck with a three, with seven left over.

I'm sure it's not that bad, Princess.

I'm sure whatever advice he gave you it's worth following.

I'm sure you know by now.

I'm sure you've learned your lesson.

I'm taken, Lisa. Eat your heart out.

I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.

I'm taking care of you now. I'm not waiting for the match to begin.

I'm talking about Homecoming Queen.

I'm talking about you and Kelly.

I'm talking to you, Screech.

I'm telling you, he's a regular "Brother Teresa."

I'm telling you, Kelly, Preppie's dead meat.

I'm telling you, Zack. Please be careful.

I'm the "Big Bopper" around here.

I'm the host here.

I'm the king.

I'm tired, I have a toothache, and I have to go home and pump iron.

I'm too big for you. I'm too big for everyone.

I'm totally harmless, Zack.

I'm touched.

I'm very possessive, and I must have you all to myself.

I'm waiting, "Preppie." Let's see what you got.

I'm with Jessie. The truth is easiest, and it works.

I'm with you in spirit, Zack.

I've always been direct and honest with my parents.

I've been better.

I've been putting them through this since the first grade

I've changed my mind. I wanna be a judge so I can lock you up.

I've died and gone to heaven.

I've even tried running through a car wash.

I've got a better idea.

I've got an idea to get Zack back. But I'm going to need your help.

I've got an idea. If you attach the hat to the tails,

I've got great news. We finally got that chance to go to Hawaii.

I've got hall passes in five languages.

I've got one of those headaches again.

I've got to earn back the money myself,

I've got to find out the truth about Kelly.

I've got to keep Belding away from my mother.

I've got to let my C.O. know by Friday.

I've heard all about you from Mr. Belding.

I've lived through her last six boyfriends.

I've made a big mistake.

I've met a lot of principals, but I have never met a principal

I've never won anything before in my life.

If Belding thinks Kelly and Screech are getting married,

If either of you had an ounce of integrity,

If he was someone special,

If he's not, this is a really dirty trick he's been playing on us.

If his face clears up.

If I can stay with my uncle in Honolulu and take care of you.

If I can't stay married to Kelly, she'll never go out with me.

If I don't get an "A," I'll be doing hard time in summer school.

If I found someone like that, I'd never let him go.

If I had to leave them, I'd really miss them, Dad.

If I had to make my decision right now, I'd pick Zack.

If I really married you, I wouldn't use your last name.

If I were you, Morris, I'd find someone else.

If Kelly and Slater enter that contest, they're going to win.

If Lisa were a car, she'd be recalled.

If she wore a pizza on her head and called it a hat,

If Slater doesn't wrestle on Friday, I'm dead meat.

If that's what you really want, Zack.

If the husband's a real man, he wouldn't be threatened

If this works on principals,

If we were to bombard the atom, the particles would split apart.

If you can't dance, why'd you challenge Slater?

If you care more about yourself than the school.

If you don't finish your experiments,

If you get me home by 10:00.

If you hadn't tried to move in on my girl.

If you like him, maybe you two can start dating?

If you like strange, I'm your man.

If you say hello, you'll hear "Goodbye."

If you think you have the stomach for it.

If you two stare any harder,

If you want a date, Kelly, take me.

If you want to live to be "Daddy's big girl," take the stuff back.

If you want to raise money, you'll have to sell your clothes.

If you were a good American you'd have left the country years ago.

If you're not in your seat when the bell rings, it's detention.

Imagine a free trip to Washington DC.

Imagine one person donating all this to our clothing drive.

In fact, I think I can help you with Lisa.

In fact, our first champion in anything,

In four days, my science project is due.

In high school, I was such a geek.

In school, not my bedroom.

In the boys locker room?

In the new, smooth aerodynamic model.

In two hours?

Incredible, but true.

Insect love on the other hand, can be very, very dangerous.

Inside of a white cat. Now will you please leave?

Interesting.

Into the exciting world of algebra.

Into this project.

Inviting you to take a break from learning.

Is all over Bayside like a bad rash.

Is by staying in the race

Is everything all right, Zack?

Is just some crazy hoax perpetrated by...

Is my wrestling match against Valley on Friday.

Is something wrong, Lisa?

Is that a yes or a no?

Is that Crater face Coburn?

Is that every year I've bet against Nedick and every year I've lost.

Is that he's never had a principal quite like me before.

Is that it Lisa?

Is that near San Diego?

Is that what they're saying about me?

Is the most amount of money for the least amount of work.

Is the stuff we went over.

Is the year there's a free trip.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Is there really life on Mars?

Is this a blast, or what?

Is this Zack's friend?

Isn't that what you wanted, Zack?

Isn't this Zack Morris' locker?

It affects the brain.

It contained hidden messages

It could blow up everyone who did you wrong in four seconds.

It could work wonders for Gorbachev.

It gives me five days to plan my Saturday night.

It is a miracle.

It is. He's lost 30 matches in a row.

It kind of gives you something to shoot for, doesn't it, son?

It looks like a freckle.

It may look like a freckle now, but by the end of the day

It sounds like you've been through a lot.

It takes a special kind of guy to be in this club.

It takes a stronger man not to fight.

It usually is effective for a few hours.

It usually is.

It was "Peel An Onion Day" in Home Ec.

It was better than most first dates.

It was in kindergarten.

It was in the mall.

It was my history project.

It was really nice. Sick, but nice.

It was so clever of you to arrange for us to be in detention together.

It was wonderful. Was it good for you?

It was, it is, and it always will be.

It wasn't advice, it was an order.

It wasn't the heat, it was the humidity.

It will lie next to me every night in my bed.

It would be just a little rash.

It would not be a good idea to start with her.

It wouldn't be fair.

It'll be gnarly if we sell these tiger tails.

It'll never happen.

It's 7:00, tiger. Time to roar.

It's a little surprise Max cooked up.

It's a man eating plant!

It's a miracle. Zack, you're gonna be famous.

It's a secret. You tell anyone, you get this

It's a shame we don't feel the same way

It's a terrible day. You can't even breathe the air.

It's a very crucial decision.

It's about time I start thinking of someone besides myself.

It's advertising that uses hidden messages.

It's all right, I guess. Is it for your girlfriend?

It's all right, Mr. Belding.

It's all right, Slater. Zack told us everything.

It's all your fault. I told you to let me lead.

It's also time for our annual Earthquake Drill.

It's an electro magnetic aerial hymenoptera detector.

It's better than what I usually get.

It's called "mumbio quadralation... osis."

It's Career Week at school, and everybody's excited.

It's changed my whole life.

It's delicious.

It's easy four on each side. Besides, they're cute.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

It's going to be a long night.

It's gonna take you right out the door.

It's hero worship.

It's Homecoming Week,

It's humiliating, Zack.

It's just a simple tutor/tutee relationship.

It's just great to see all you guys again.

It's kind of like, "Let's Make a Deal."

It's kind of personal...

It's light.

It's like "Fatal Attraction" she loves me and I'm dead meat.

It's like being a lifeguard for a birdbath.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

It's like the roadrunner marrying the coyote.

It's Major Slater.

It's mating season on my ant farm.

It's me, Zack! Why the disguise?

It's moist.

It's my first.

It's nice to see a hamburger you don't have to comb.

It's no use trying to look stud like anymore.

It's not for me, it's for a a friend.

It's not like they're getting married or anything.

It's not necessary, but thank you.

It's not often you get to feel special.

It's not really love you feel for me,

It's not so bad.

It's now my pleasure to introduce the star of "Dance Party."

It's number eight with a bullet.

It's okay.

It's only two dollars.

It's pretty complicated. It could take all night.

It's show time.

It's so romantic.

It's sort of like an acne Glasnost.

It's the final test we've been cramming for all week.

It's the first assignment where I can't wait to tackle the homework.

It's the first day of school, and I can't wait to get there.

It's the first day of school, and you're in detention.

It's the first day. They must have forgotten the bell.

It's the first sign our parents aren't gonna support us forever.

It's the Turtles. I'm taking her name.

It's time for my name to be on everyone's behind.

It's too late. I told my father I wanted to go.

It's true. She really is dangerous.

It's wonderful.

Jason Bateman, nine;

Jason Bateman's not on a $10 bill.

Jason touches her hair, he's a dead man.

Jenny, get maintenance up here right now. Code blue!

Jenny, have we heard anything from maintenance?

Jessica Myrtle Spano.

Jessie got all "A's"...

Jessie said, "Why?" So I told her about Screech and Jessie said

Jessie Spano and Zack Morris.

Jessie Spano,

Jessie Spano.

Jessie, as your campaign manager and your friend,

Jessie, how long have we been friends?

Jessie, I have to tell you something.

Jessie, I was only kidding.

Jessie, I'm in big trouble.

Jessie, I'm running and you can't stop me, okay?

Jessie, life goes on.

Jessie, sit down.

Jessie, sometimes two people just aren't compatible.

Jessie, two people like us

Jessie, wait a second. I've got to talk to you.

Jessie, what are you saying?

Jessie, what are you trying to tell me?

Jessie, you're a terrific dancer. Come on, you've got to help me.

Jessie, you're crying.

Jessie! Guess what?

Jessie! Jessie!

Jessie?

Jessie.

Jessie. Jessie!

Joe Montana in the Super Bowl;

Judge Jessie Spano.

Just about finished, Mr. Bennett.

Just as soon as I get dressed.

Just because of some hidden message?

Just fix it. It was just starting to get good.

Just give her this and we'll figure out a way to pay me later.

Just have to add a dash of that...

Just kidding.

Just like Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln were.

Just one? You're losing your touch.

Just paint me blue and call me a "smurf."

Just pull the pin, like this.

Just simply dab a little "Zit Off" on the problem areas,

Just thank me at report card time.

Just think about it, okay.

Just to find out what a girl thinks of him.

Just vote for me. Come on I voted for you for cheerleader, didn't I?

Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

Keep listening to tapes, you'll put my jukebox out of business.

Keep playing my little wunderkind,

Keep Teddy out of this.

Kel Kel?

Kelly and Lisa are going to be ours forever.

Kelly and Screech together!

Kelly and Screech!

Kelly and Screech!

Kelly and Screech!

Kelly and Screech!

Kelly and Screech!

Kelly and Screech?

Kelly and Screech? Forget it, Preppie. No sale.

Kelly asked me over last night. And it was going great for a while.

Kelly got "B's"...

Kelly has no right to steal the one guy I love to reject.

Kelly has plans of her own.

Kelly Kapowski and AC Slater.

Kelly Kapowski!

Kelly Kapowski? Excuse me for a moment.

Kelly Kapowski.

Kelly Morris. Wow

Kelly wants to kill me.

Kelly was assigned this locker,

Kelly, "Goddess of the Sand."

Kelly, come here. Come here.

Kelly, do yourself a favor, go with Slater.

Kelly, have you decided what you want to be?

Kelly, how can you say that? You're wearing my heart.

Kelly, it's just a pimple. It's not the end of the world.

Kelly, that's great. Who are you going to take?

Kelly, there's barely anything there.

Kelly, there's something important I have to tell you.

Kelly, want to do something about that unsightly blemish?

Kelly, what a pleasant surprise.

Kelly, what are you saying?

Kelly, will you go to the Sweetheart Dance with me?

Kelly, you have to change your attitude.

Kelly, you want to come over tonight

Kelly, you want to sign up to work for me?

Kelly, you're kidding right?

Kelly, you're overreacting.

Kelly, your troubles are over.

Kelly!

Kelly?

Kelly's going with you.

Kelly's the most popular girl in school.

Kevin, you didn't order a pizza again, did you?

Kids, you never know what they're going to say.

Kirk Gibson in the World Series;

Kiss me, Zack, and change both of our lives forever.

Knock, knock, knock.

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls...

Ladies and gentlemen, the candidates:

Ladies, you both look dynamite tonight.

Last few days? I heard six months.

Last week's test results.

Lean on me.

Leave this to me.

Less violent and color coordinated?

Let her know how you feel.

Let it out, big guy.

Let me help you with this, honey.

Let me introduce my lovely wife, Kelly Morris.

Let me put it another way

Let me see that. Come on

Let me take a look at it.

Let me take care of you.

Let me tell you something, Bubba,

Let me tidy up our place.

Let the sale resume!

Let's all take this to the gym for her, huh?

Let's give him a "big hand."

Let's go to our own table. It'll be a lot quieter.

Let's haul your case into my office.

Let's hear it for our first county wrestling champion,

Let's hope he doesn't buy them Tupperware.

Let's just make his last few days with us special.

Let's keep this a secret. We've got reputations to protect.

Let's kiss until you calm down.

Let's meet out first contestant. Jessie, tell us where you're from.

Let's not get angry. Let's get even.

Let's start with atomic energy.

Let's take five.

Let's watch, darling. It can only help us grow together.

Let's watch, darling. It can only help us grow together.

Let's work out.

Life insurance.

Like

Like burrowing badgers.

Like I'm supposed to read between the lines.

Like, for sure.

Like, I don't know what he said and, like, I don't care.

Like, sure.

Like, totally, if you want us to.

Lisa Lisa Lisa!

Lisa asked me to switch

Lisa has given me the brush.

Lisa no en casa.

Lisa wants you.

Lisa, a bologna sandwich turns me into an emotional dishrag.

Lisa, a wedding surprise for you.

Lisa, all your clothes are gone.

Lisa, are you talking about Screech

Lisa, I think you better total up everything you bought right now.

Lisa, I think you should keep one thing and return the rest.

Lisa, I'm sailing on my voyage to manhood.

Lisa, is that true?

Lisa, it's only five days.

Lisa, no matter what I've done,

Lisa, our baby.

Lisa, running away isn't the answer.

Lisa, sit down, look pretty and trust me.

Lisa, that's great. You only need about 230 more.

Lisa, this is terrible. I feel awful.

Lisa, we only have two and a half days left.

Lisa, we're going to the Sweetheart Dance together.

Lisa, what happened to you?

Lisa, when you do something wrong, you should admit it.

Lisa, when your father finds out, you are going to get in trouble.

Lisa, why can't you tell your father?

Lisa, you would really cut your hair if some boy wanted you to?

Lisa, you're a waitress. You have to wait on people.

Lisa, you're not cheap.

Lisa, your husband needs more support.

Lisa!

Lisa?

Lisa's just doing that to make you jealous.

Lisa's not home right now, so when you hear the beep, hang up.

Lisa's running away the store wouldn't let her return her clothes.

Listen closely to the tape I played for you yesterday.

Listen, it gets better.

Listen, Screech,

Listen...

Lockers. The key to my plan.

Look around. Everything's in perfect order.

Look at "Beauty and the Beast." He is a wonderful person inside.

Look at these demographics. You're still okay with the geeks,

Look at this face. Tell me what you see.

Look kid, I've been in 14 schools in the last three years.

Look what I got.

Look what you're doing to me!

Look what you've done!

Look, can I have your seat or not?

Look, forget about it, Preppie.

Look, guys, it's just a stupid prank.

Look, guys. There she is.

Look, I know this is kind of sudden,

Look, I really wanted that trip.

Look, I understand how kids your age

Look, I'm positive I can find another girl who'll like you.

Look, if Belding meets my mother I'll be grounded.

Look, she's probably more nervous than you are.

Look, Slater will be there. Don't worry

Look, Slater, since we both work

Look, the more people you wait on, the more tips you get, right?

Look, this is my mom's crown from when she won Homecoming Queen.

Look, this isn't funny.

Look, we've been friends all our lives

Look, you can't give up.

Look, you don't understand. Kelly gets these headaches and

Look, Zack, I really care for you.

Look.

Looks like I've got a new campaign manager.

Looks like you need a date for the concert after all.

Lots of girls want to ask me to the dance,

Lots of men take care of the kids when the wife works.

Loves volleyball, windsurfing, and soon, me.

Lucky for me, Jessie is sitting there now.

Lucky for us...

Major sir, AC has found a home here.

Major, I want you to know that I think

Major, what I think your son is trying to say,

Major?

Make it quick. I've got a quiche in the oven.

Max asked me to bring your Coke.

Max, thank you. And thank you for letting us

Max, thanks for letting us use your place for our project.

Max, whose side are you on?

May come down to whose staff works harder.

May I remind you, Slater, that no woman is your possession.

Maybe by pretending we don't want him around anymore?

Maybe later. Kelly's here.

Maybe no one will notice.

Maybe that's because I was an only child

Maybe we can review right now?

Maybe you're right. I have to go back to the mall anyway.

Maybe you're right. Maybe it's time for me to be a good American.

Maybe.

Me go out with Screech? Ugh!

Me neither.

Me sir, Crater face.

Me too. I'll go get the aspirin.

Me too. I'm snake spit.

Me too. She's my reason for being.

Me too. What are you fixing for dinner?

Me, run?

Me?

Me? I came by to return Screech's tricycle.

Me? Why would you want to take me to see George Michael?

Medical history measles, mumps...

Meet her? Gee, Screech, I don't know.

Might as well kiss him goodbye. He's out of here.

Might misread a close friendship as something more.

Mine looks good. Let's see how the rest of yours turned out.

Mine stunk let's get started.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

Mismatched wardrobe. It can only mean one thing.

Miss Kapowski, you've been with me before, you know the rules.

Miss Turtle, all the couples were matched alphabetically.

Miss Wentworth you've got to help me!

Miss Wentworth's class? Subliminal advertising?

Miss, this isn't what I ordered.

Mmm!

Mom, Dad's not relating to me.

Mom's visiting Dad in the slammer

More productive environment by removing

More than you know, sir.

Morris, we gotta talk.

Morris, what are you doing in my office?

Morris?

Morris. The thorn in my paw.

Move back, give him room. Hot feet coming through!

Move it.

Moving, sir.

Mr. Belding I know my son. I know what he wants.

Mr. Belding,

Mr. Belding, he doesn't want a wife, he wants a maid.

Mr. Belding, I can't go on with this.

Mr. Belding, I have a present for you.

Mr. Belding, I'm sorry,

Mr. Belding, I've been offered a transfer to Hawaii,

Mr. Belding, maintenance wants you in the boys' bathroom.

Mr. Belding, please help me!

Mr. Belding, please help me!

Mr. Belding, Screech is acting like a jerk.

Mr. Belding, sir. I need your opinion.

Mr. Belding, sir. You look great.

Mr. Belding, thank goodness you're here.

Mr. Belding, that is so insensitive.

Mr. Belding, that's Bo Revere's new single.

Mr. Belding, this is serious.

Mr. Belding, what are you doing here?

Mr. Belding, you don't understand.

Mr. Belding, you got to send the right message to the student body.

Mr. Belding, you've got to turn this tape off!

Mr. Belding!

Mr. Belding? My name's Casey Kasem.

Mr. Belding...

Mr. Belding's a real neat freak.

Mr. Dewey, good news.

Mr. Dewey, sir, well this is a little embarrassing,

Mr. Dewey?

Mr. Footer, Frank Footer.

Mr. Minavich is gonna kill me.

Mr. Morris, would you care to rebut?

Mr. Morris, you may go first.

Mr. Slater?

Mr. Spano Slater, I've come to take your daughter Lisa to the movies.

Mr. Testaverde said that you dumped teabags into the swimming pool.

Mrs. B and I did take up synchronized swimming.

Mrs. Gurskey had to call the fire department.

Mrs. Slater?

Muffin Sangria!

Murray's gone.

My address is 88 Edgemont Road.

My best friend Jessie Spano is running for student body president.

My body didn't get like this overnight, you know.

My dad asked me to give you this.

My darling, be my partner, and this could be you.

My daughter waited on tables?

My dearest Zack,

My doctor says my skull hasn't fully hardened yet.

My dream girl.

My gosh, I would have looked foolish in that uniform.

My guess is he'll probably be gone by the end of the week.

My horoscope says, "Beware of dorks."

My life is being threatened by a bully.

My mom always said you could be anything you want to be.

My mother got involved in the '60s and she made such a difference.

My mother? I told her not to come.

My name is Screech Powers.

My name is, uh...

My name?

My name? Uh... Barbara.

My next thought.

My parents are going to kill me.

My parents sent me to volleyball camp in Florida.

My pineapple bra is killing me.

My quiche blew up, and I realized

My rabbit handed them to me. Boing!

My rules of livin' and lovin'.

My tricycle from kindergarten.

My trophy! Where is it?

My whole future is riding on your face.

My worst nightmare has come true.

My, it's a lot brighter in here than I thought it'd be.

Myrtle?

Myrtle's the name of my turtle.

Nah.

Name one.

National Guard.

Nedick, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Need I remind you that anything that goes on in my school,

Neither am I.

Neither do I. Come on, Screech, you're my last hope.

Neither do I. Zack Morris is a great student.

Neither will I.

Neither. Kelly "The Killer" Kapowski.

Nerds are out.

Nev never, Screech.

Never mind.

Next to a bunch of women's clothes.

Next to you, they're puppy chow.

Nice legs!

Nice legs.

Nice one.

Nice to meet you. Don't I know you from somewhere?

Nice. A little "brighter." Yes, nice.

No babe, I found it.

No big deal.

No chewing gum in class, Mr. Morris.

No foreign country could afford her.

No kidding.

No kidding. I'm impressed.

No make that triple the amount of homework

No more cheerleading, no more volleyball.

No one did notice. Will you look?

No one is going to notice.

No one knows?

No room, baby. Maybe next time.

No sale.

No she can't. She's coming over to look at my ear wax sculptures.

No thanks.

No way, Zack. You still haven't returned

No way.

No way.

No way. Two weeks, tops.

No women! The man is in training.

No you did it, Kelly. I only helped.

No, "Mike Tyson" hurt.

No, a 50 year old taxi driver.

No, actually you've helped me. You've made me realize

No, besides that. Look closer.

No, but they don't allow us to give M's.

No, I am. Look, I'm sorry, Lisa.

No, I had so much fun studying with Screech in his room last night.

No, I mean I need you to help Kelly get an A on her science test,

No, I mean, I hurt him.

No, I mean, you know...

No, I never had a date until I was in the Army.

No, I think we'll work out the details at 3:30.

No, I think you lost me at the on ramp, sir.

No, I thought you were "stud city."

No, I used her to use you for you using me.

No, I'll give you a hint.

No, I've had a fear of sand ever since I was in kindergarten.

No, it isn't. It's an important job.

No, it's so illegal. Zack's violating our privacy.

No, no, but they rioted and sliced him into twelve equal pieces.

No, no, come on. You've got to pour in more. Let me do it.

No, no, no. I just got a telegram.

No, no, no. It's all right, darling.

No, no, no... I am never too busy.

No, no, not Kipling, Shakespeare.

No, no. I'm serious. See, I have this friend.

No, silly you!

No, sir. It's for me.

No, sir. They flew home for the holidays.

No, that's the little boy porcupine getting too close to his mate.

No, they're rooting us on.

No, they're rooting us on.

No, unfortunately I have to conduct

No, you idiot! I'm just showing you what to do.

No, you idiot.

No, Zack, you lose.

No, Zack. I want to make that donation.

No, Zack. Kelly's right.

No! Not you. I mean, that's not necessary.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, I have to check on my quiche.

Nobody wants me around anymore.

None of this would have happened

None, zero, zilch. Zippity doo da.

Nor any other cute little animal you boys like.

Not all of it. I seem to be losing my memory.

Not anymore.

Not bad.

Not coming?!

Not for Slater. Now you'll be Nedick's hula hoop.

Not if Kelly doesn't want us too.

Not in the new enhanced Dolby version.

Not just for the dance, but forever.

Not much. I always end up losing my bait.

Not my Screechie?!

Not now, Screech.

Not now, Zack. I've got him right where we want him.

Not really, all the good clubs close at 9:00.

Not terrible.

Not with my lips.

Not your whole face. Just where you put the cream.

Nothing to get excited about.

Nothing. I'm a guy.

Now all I have to do is find a girl for Screech.

Now can we go?

Now chill out, okay?

Now does anyone know how Romeo died?

Now don't misunderstand,

Now everybody wants me.

Now for finalists number two, the "Powerhouse Preppies,"

Now for our two main candidates.

Now he's a joke.

Now I can. It just came to me.

Now I feel bad.

Now I just have to make sure the wire's secure.

Now I'm Kelly and Zack's kid.

Now if you'll excuse me,

Now is not the time to go to the bathroom. Sit tight.

Now let go of Mommy, and go to your room.

Now let's try and guess what career Slater has chosen.

Now Lisa, don't panic.

Now look, Kelly is Lisa's friend, right?

Now Screech, if we're going to date,

Now that I'm married to Zack, we have a beautiful home,

Now that the Washington trip's been canceled.

Now that we're married, I'm moving in.

Now this takes the cake. Young man, you are a talent.

Now what they say is that you kids have a need

Now who's your cohort in crime, here?

Now you'll only hear the messages

Now, "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Now, do you boys take these girls

Now, does anyone have any questions before we move on? Jessie.

Now, Don, tell our audience what I expect to win.

Now, for our third couple. Is it the Turtle Powers?

Now, here is their situation.

Now, if you kissed Bambi,

Now, is everybody ready?

Now, just $15 separates you

Now, Kelly is gonna present you with a brand new,

Now, let's go to The Sizzler.

Now, let's see how you do with someone your own size.

Now, officially I cannot order you to do this,

Now, our next couple is the Morris Kapowskis.

Now, this blender is an atom,

Now, usually, our married couples get a sack of flour

Now, what about my woman?

Now, what was the big surprise for me?

Now, where were we?

Now, you say you're tired of those unwelcome blemishes?

Now, you say you're tired of those unwelcome blemishes?

Now, Zack, desires a romantic evening alone with Kelly.

Now, Zack, this is very serious business.

Now, Zack, your math and science teachers say you're getting D's.

Now!

Now.

Of all the lowest, underhanded things... this is unreal.

Of course the school will receive half of the proceeds.

Of course they do. She's been at my house every night.

Of everyone who's laughing.

Of MTV during study hall?

Of the honeymoon 10 speed.

Oh boy! I mean, sit down.

Oh come on, Screech. She's a girl.

Oh come on. I'm "Daddy's little girl."

Oh Edgar, I'm just thrilled you're not taken.

Oh great, just my luck. He'll throw Screech in my lap.

Oh h!

Oh hi, Zack. How did you do in the race?

Oh my gosh, Jessie. It's George Michael's new video.

Oh my gosh, she's in a bathing suit!

Oh my gosh. That is so exciting.

Oh no six months in the Riverside Home for the Criminally Insane?

Oh no, not you, too.

Oh no! He swallowed a bone. Somebody quick, help!

Oh no. Much worse than that.

Oh Screech, this is great!

Oh Slater, put me down.

Oh yeah, funding fell through. But we'll have loads of laughs

Oh yeah? Then what were you screaming at, you bonehead?

Oh yeah. Here you go.

Oh yeah. How long could it take to get over Screech?

Oh yeah. Other things are important, too.

Oh yes, Miss Wentworth, everything's fine.

Oh you don't need any help, you blond Tom Cruise.

Oh, boy.

Oh, but they are.

Oh, come Kelly.

Oh, come on, Kelly. You can't go with him.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Give us a break.

Oh, come on. You think that I would run out and buy something

Oh, fantastic. Every night you star in my dreams.

Oh, girls.

Oh, ha ha. You think this is fun for me?

Oh, he's sneezing.

Oh, hey, I heard you won a trip to Washington, too.

Oh, hi, Kelly.

Oh, I almost forgot, there's a message too

Oh, I almost forgot, there's a message too

Oh, I can't, sir. I'm her body wrapper.

Oh, I forgot.

Oh, I have something for you too, Zack.

Oh, I'm sure it took days, sir.

Oh, if you don't mind, I was thinking of Mount Saint Jessie.

Oh, it's a surprise.

Oh, it's...

Oh, Jessie, you've got to meet her.

Oh, Lisa, I just love your jeans.

Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.

Oh, Lisa?

Oh, my favorite candy, Tommy. How sweet.

Oh, my God.

Oh, now wait a second.

Oh, really?

Oh, really?

Oh, Richard and I are just good friends.

Oh, shut up!

Oh, since you won't be around to see the rest of the game,

Oh, so all this talk about you and Kelly getting married

Oh, so if fusion is forming a cheerleading pyramid,

Oh, so you're the famous Bambi, huh?

Oh, thanks, Zack. It will, it will.

Oh, that reminds me,

Oh, they're beautiful.

Oh, we're just standing around doing macho guy stuff

Oh, why not? Sounds like fun.

Oh, women!

Oh, wow! Thanks.

Oh, yeah? I started out the week as a single teenager.

Oh, you forgot your bandage, Dad.

Oh, you noticed.

Oh, you're the one.

Oh, Zack, when are you going to have the dance off?

Oh, Zack. Okay, so when do we start?

Oh!

Oh! Oh.

Oh! Thrilling!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I guess he... forgot.

Oh. I wonder what it could be?

Oh. Well, then where would you like to go celebrate?

Okay class, today we are going to talk about

Okay now, here's a new step I just invented.

Okay, babes, hop on.

Okay, Barbara, I found one!

Okay, define radioactivity.

Okay, everybody ready?

Okay, how much am I bid for these cowboy boots?

Okay, how much am I bid for these cowboy boots?

Okay, how much am I bid for this wig?

Okay, I'll go first.

Okay, I'll go with you.

Okay, I'll go.

Okay, I'm positive I'm doomed.

Okay, let's put it to the test.

Okay, let's step on it.

Okay, mister, you've pushed me too far.

Okay, no more lies. There was no friend.

Okay, now that we know what radioactivity is,

Okay, okay, I've got a game.

Okay, okay, who is it? Terrible Tommy Tanner,

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Look, look

Okay, people, settle down.

Okay, Screech has just lost his job

Okay, Screech, get ready to record my voice.

Okay, settle down.

Okay, Slater. I'll wear your heart.

Okay, so how many times did my name come up?

Okay, that's good.

Okay, then that's the problem you two will have to work out.

Okay, this is study hall.

Okay, we've just tallied the votes for Homecoming Queen.

Okay, what am I bid for this lovely lingerie?

Okay, Zack. Go ahead and run.

Okay, Zack. What is going on?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. And Zack,

Okay. Lunch is here.

On how to handle "the problem child."

On purpose?

Once Kelly's "friend" tries out the cream, she'll be mine forever.

One day he decided to give it up, and stay at home.

One last heroic burst of strength is a symptom of the disease.

One minute, everybody. Stand by and enjoy yourselves.

One thing's for sure I can't quit.

One, and two, and three, and...

One, two, three. Pinned. I lose.

One...

One...

Only if she wants to have a great time.

Only my chemistry experiment.

Oof!

Ooh, I'm really sorry.

Ooh, not edible.

Ooh, not too much. I'm taking this home.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oooh!

Oooh!

Oooh. This is creepy.

Or a race car driver, or stuntman.

Or an actress.

Or he'll ship me to a foreign country.

Or Norman "No Neck" Nunzio?

Or running a restaurant.

Or should I say, President Morris?

Or we're safely in another country.

Our experiment will conclude Friday night at the Max.

Our first couple is Mr. and Mrs. Slater.

Our first finalists, the exciting "Spandex Twins"...

Out!

Over my dead body.

Over there?

Ow!

Ow!

Pass the pepperoni.

People come and go. You win some, you lose some.

People, please!

Perfect form, perfect consistency.

Pick up your tests on the way out, please.

Pick you up at 7:00?

Pimples go away by themselves all the time.

Placed hidden messages in the pizza commercials.

Places.

Please call them again

Please have Bambi at The Max at 4:00 to meet with him.

Please rescue me from this muscle bound monkey.

Please say you'll go to the dance with me, Zack?

Please stop loving me!

Please, I'm eating here.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Plus a comfort cushion seat and racing stripe.

Poison in a glass.

Poor Kelly will be sitting all alone after school

Poor Mrs. Wickham slipped and got her head stuck in a tuba.

Poor Slater?

Preppie can't go to the dance.

Preppie,

Preppie, what are you doing here?

Pretend I'm Kelly.

Pretend it was Slater.

Proof that there's life on other planets.

Proud to say I served my country in the Fighting 55th.

Pushing, shoving, menacing, and roughhousing of any kind

Put a Band Aid on it.

Put a hold on the bootlicking.

Question is, what are we gonna do about it?

Quiet, I have to listen to this.

Quit now while you're still standing.

Quite a headlight you've got there, Kelly.

Radioactivity is the spontaneous emission of waves or particles

Rah, rah, sis boom ba!

Raise your hand.

Really started popping.

Really, Slater?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Well I just want you to know

Rebound.

Regarding our school constitution

Relax, Zack. I know where you're coming from.

Remember in our project I told you about another child?

Remember when you gave me your credit card to buy something nice?

Remember, there's one more test on Friday,

Rest, my love.

Resume where we left off yesterday. You all know the chapter.

Retail value of home, kids, and pets:

Retail value? Over $500, Zack!

Rhonda, that's our 53rd dance. Can I please take a break?

Ribbit ribbit ribbit.

Right, I forgot.

Right, it was Hamlet.

Right, right.

Right.

Right.

Rock stars, ball players, principals

Rules? What rules?

Same to you.

Say hi to Murray.

Say no more. You want me to help you host the event.

Say no more. You want me to help you host the event.

Say something cool.

Say, buddy, do you mind putting your books on the bottom?

Scary thought.

Science brings out the animal in him.

Screech even sold his body to science.

Screech here has agreed to share his wisdom and tutor you.

Screech is everything a girl could want.

Screech is the fashion statement?

Screech mania...

Screech Powers and Lisa Turtle. Bring 'em on.

Screech said he'd go to the dance with me.

Screech says the election's real close.

Screech was being charming.

Screech, all I can think about since last night

Screech, beat it, or I'll give you that high voice permanently.

Screech, buddy, if you could share your locker

Screech, don't panic. I'm gonna put my arms around you,

Screech, get a hold of yourself.

Screech, he's just like you.

Screech, heel.

Screech, hit it.

Screech, I need to borrow your brain.

Screech, I'm fully aware that people your age

Screech, I'm sorry.

Screech, if you really like Lisa, go for it.

Screech, in honor of your 37th consecutive A+,

Screech, is that yours?

Screech, read my lips

Screech, she's not your fox.

Screech, tell me you're joking.

Screech, thanks for everything. I really had a great time.

Screech, that was great. You really took charge

Screech, the fun is about to begin.

Screech, the trip to Washington has been canceled.

Screech, this is just make believe.

Screech, this is the only chance you'll ever have

Screech, we did it!

Screech, we might've stumbled upon the invention of a century

Screech, we might've stumbled upon the invention of a century

Screech, we've got to find Kelly before she tries out that cream.

Screech, what are you doing here?

Screech, what are you doing with that toothpaste?

Screech, what are you doing?

Screech, what are you doing?

Screech, what are you doing?

Screech, what are you so happy about?

Screech, what did you do to your face?

Screech, what's wrong?

Screech, why don't you find someone else?

Screech, you still haven't told me how it went with Kelly last night.

Screech, you'll always be First Dweeb.

Screech, you're the greatest.

Screech, your face it's back to normal.

Screech!

Screech! What are you doing with our project?

Screech?

Screech? Are you crazy?

Screech? Come on.

Screech? Hello?

Screech.

Screech.

Screechie?

Second runner up is...

See a movie?

See what I mean?

See you in detention.

See, she was on the swim team, and I was a towel boy.

See, what did I tell you, Kelly?

See? I had the kitchen Velcro your orders.

Seems to be more here than I thought.

Service for one is now service for two.

Seven kids? Slater, I don't know

She beat you up?

She did say she'd call you. 3:30 at the payphone.

She does, doesn't she?

She doesn't care about me. I'm just her ticket to Hawaii.

She has leprosy.

She has to listen to her daddy.

She just saw you coming in, then said,

She kept blocking my lay ups.

She loves your father.

She makes me feel like a young buck.

She needed you? Something wrong with Kelly?

She really needed me.

She said that?

She saved my life.

She told me she likes you more than me.

She's cute.

She's going with me.

She's having an identity crisis.

She's home. I see her right there.

She's right, this is not like you. Will you start thinking positive?

She's right. Kelly's mine.

She's taking me, aren't you, Kelly?

She's with Mr. Belding.

Shh.

Shh. Here he comes.

Should never be married.

Shut up, Zack.

Simple.

Since Miss Spano is late

Sipping Ale with the Quayles"?

Sir, I have a problem.

Sister Agnes.

Sit down, son.

Skip the date and start with a goodnight kiss?

Slater and I couldn't make our marriage work.

Slater gets to decide?

Slater has until Friday to decide if he's going to stay or leave.

Slater in an apron?

Slater isn't gonna stand for that.

Slater reminds me a lot of my dad.

Slater said he'd kill me.

Slater will be in Hawaii and Kelly will be all mine.

Slater, am I glad to see you! Keep them away.

Slater, help me, come on.

Slater, here you go.

Slater, I can't believe you made this cake.

Slater, I could beat you now with three toes tied behind my back.

Slater, I didn't know you were such a great cook.

Slater, I was, uh, rapping with the mirror.

Slater, I'm telling you,

Slater, I've waited for Kelly for two years.

Slater, if you and I joined forces, we could own this school

Slater, meet my date. This is Bambi.

Slater, please, I beg you.

Slater, show me that hold you used to beat Johnson.

Slater, sweet, innocent man child.

Slater, we are a great team.

Slater, we're both having this child.

Slater, what about our grade?

Slater, why did you try to break up Zack and Kelly's marriage?

Slater, you're ordering for me again.

Slater, you've got to promise you'll win.

Slater!

Slater's fading fast.

Slater's father met with Belding yesterday. I bugged his office.

Slater's going to a better place.

Slater's going to freak out when he sees this.

Slater's not in any immediate danger unless symptoms appear.

Slater's what?

Sleep on it, sir. We'll work out the details in the morning.

Slow down, people! It's too fast!

Smart girls.

Sneezing, itching, loss of memory...

So after all this, it's... you and me?

So am I. Thanks for the tip, Preppie.

So do I. This year I want to study. Honest.

So ends another science soirée.

So give already. Who is it?

So give your old jeans to Goodwill.

So he could be the most popular boy in school.

So he could party his brains out?

So how you doing?

So I guess we'll be sitting next to each other.

So I just have to press this button to open them?

So I'm taking her place.

So is my friend.

So Kell, big dance Friday night, huh?

So many boys, so little time.

So my mom put an apron on him, showed him the kitchen.

So please put all clothing and canned goods in the gym,

So put on your aprons before the food starts to fly.

So she had to do the most humiliating, insulting,

So she'll take me to the George Michael concert.

So Slater, you got a date for the dance yet?

So Slater's cake rose to the occasion.

So tell him you changed your mind.

So that gives you four days to make up your mind.

So that you can be a full time lawyer.

So that's what he's up to.

So that's why he's running.

So what do you say?

So what do you say? Pick you up, seven ish?

So what happened? Did they eat the candidate?

So what if you're slightly less than perfect for a day or two?

So what'd you find out about Slater?

So what's the total?

So where's the magic, Max?

So who are you going with? Slater or Zack?

So why don't you go back into the mist with the other gorillas?

So would you consider giving me another chance?

So you can understand why your parents' hair is turning gray.

So you've been "stuck on her" a long time, huh?

So, champ, how you keeping busy these days?

So, dealing with the unexpected is one of the keys

So, did you get more tips?

So, Kelly,

So, please forgive me in advance,

So, what do you think?

So, what have you been doing since I've been away?

So, what's happening? You guys want an onion ring?

So?

Softball practice, silly.

Sold to Rocco. No questions asked.

Someone flushed Mr. Fetterman's toupee.

Someone I know who's the smartest guy in science.

Someone who will ignore my stupid hair

Something crazy's going on here.

Something must happen when it homogenizes.

Something she's never told anyone before.

Something tells me the secret's out.

Something to grab her attention.

Something weird's going on here, like Bayside's been brainwashed.

Sometimes I wonder why God ever invented boys.

Sometimes they're going to act a little out of sorts.

Son.

Son...

Soon, I'll be president and on my way to Washington.

Sorry I'm late. I was developing pictures in my dark room.

Sorry Screech, he asked me this morning. Come on.

Sorry to bother you.

Sorry we had to be so inventive,

Sorry, boys, I'm not seeing either one of you anymore.

Sorry, Kelly. We have to stop. It's my bedtime.

Sorry, Morris, but not on my turf.

Sorry, Rhonda, I have a curfew.

Sorry, Screech, I didn't see you, man. You all right?

Sorry, Slater, I already have dinner plans with "Screechie."

Sorry, the limit's six.

Sorry, Zack. Clumsy me.

Sorry, Zack. Copy from someone smarter next week.

Sorry. Find yourself another pigeon.

Sorry. Why don't we meet tomorrow after school

Sounds like a "used person lot."

Spare me.

Spike you to death with a volleyball?

Spill your guts about everything?

Stand tall. Be proud.

Stay away from these animals.

Step one: throw them away!

Still friends?

Stop him, Pineapple Princess.

Straighten your hair and dye it blond.

Subliminal advertising.

Sue Ann thinks Kelly's going to ask Rodney Carter...

Surcease!

Sure does.

Sure I do, but... I also like cheeseburgers,

Sure I'll help. Let's see a few of your best moves.

Sure I'll help. Let's see a few of your best moves.

Sure thing, Zack.

Sure you don't want to join us, sir, and paint your face maroon?

Sure, if you think it'll make a difference.

Sure, is that what you told Slater?

Sure, take five. I'll go wash my face and...

Sure.

Sure.

Surf's up, Valley, 'cause the Tigers are on the prowl!

Susie Van Feyk!

Take "Babyface" here with you.

Take a few laps around the gym and let me work on it.

Take it on home, Zack.

Take me to the dance.

Take off the glasses...

Take your hands off him!

Talk about what?

Talk fast, Zack. You don't I mean, I don't have much time.

Taller than all the boys the jokes, the looks, the whispers.

Teenage marriage is a very serious step.

Tell me more.

Tell me something is wrong with this scale before I hyperventilate.

Tell me, son, how do you find Mr. Belding?

Tell you what, you give me your desk and we'll call it even.

Tell your father. He knows best.

Than I was pulling rabbits out of my hat.

Than you... Jessie.

Thank you, "Caseman."

Thank you, Kelly. Go get dressed.

Thank you, Kevin.

Thank you, Max.

Thank you, Mr. Dewey.

Thank you, Mr. Dewey.

Thank you, Richard, and hello, Bayside.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, Slater, but you know I like to order for myself.

Thank you, Zack.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. But please, let's keep the fainting to a minimum.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks for coming over.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for letting me share my locker.

Thanks for noticing.

Thanks, but I didn't order one.

Thanks, but now I'm gonna be late for class.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, Max, but isn't there a little something missing?

Thanks, Max.

Thanks, Max.

Thanks, Max.

Thanks, Slater.

Thanks, you guys, you're great. But I can't take this.

Thanks, Zack. I owe you a big one.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'm sorry you lost.

Thanks. Screech, would you like to split this with me?

That ain't Belding's signature.

That boy has got one cute behind.

That can't be Slater.

That city needs someone honest.

That Danny has good ideas.

That depends on what you would do for me.

That doesn't make you happy?

That get the messages a bit mixed up.

That hadn't occurred to me.

That is just a rumor. None of his creatures can fly.

That is true. While I am in your country, we are sharing.

That it's hard to be alone when you have children?

That lack of respect will not be tolerated in my class.

That makes two of us.

That may be so,

That means I get to go to the George Michael concert.

That means I'm going to pass the course!

That means their names are going to be on the trophy.

That they fumbled the opening kickoff

That Viet Cong girl dumped me.

That was a dumb thing to do.

That was just a test to see

That was some stunt you pulled during the debate. I'm impressed.

That was supposed to be a secret.

That would be invading someone's privacy, Zack.

That wuss?

That's a good idea.

That's a Kodak moment.

That's all right.

That's all we need, a male Vanna White.

That's all, "Bopper."

That's all. I wired everything.

That's because he never picked a career

That's because they can't reach me.

That's beyond impossible.

That's decent.

That's different. I'm one piece of a pyramid.

That's easy for you to say.

That's easy, kissing.

That's for girls.

That's hard to believe.

That's it! I've had it!

That's it?

That's like asking Roseanne Barr to skip a meal.

That's merely his way of saying,

That's not funny, Zack.

That's not good enough, Morris.

That's nothing. I've turned down seven...

That's okay, it's only the third tray you've dropped.

That's one thing they'll never be able to take away from you.

That's really up to the girls, now, isn't it?

That's ridiculous, Miss Wentworth.

That's right, Jessie. You forgot cheeseburgers.

That's right, we all got together to teach you a lesson.

That's right. And you're lucky.

That's so unfair. It shouldn't matter what a person looks like.

That's still great, Max.

That's the only reason why I ran against you.

That's the spirit. Let the campaign begin!

That's up to you, sir. You assign the seats.

That's us. Yep, yep, yep.

That's weird, the Lakers aren't playing tonight.

That's what I call a "matching pair."

That's what I call a Rainbow Coalition.

That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married.

That's what your homes are for.

That's when I get my facial and body wrap.

That's why I am up here.

That's why I'm looking through the principal's files.

That's why I've got to sit next to Kelly.

The "Lisa Special Sale" is about to begin.

The "Treat Slater Like Dirt Show" is about to begin.

The "Zit Off" removes pimples, then it turns your face maroon,

The aluminum drive was over last week, boys.

The amazing pimple demonstration is about to begin.

The amazing pimple demonstration is about to begin.

The announcement of our three finalists

The basketball team, the debating team, and the class hunk

The Bayside stud muffins are here.

The Beach Boys, "California Girls."

The best teachers are the ones who call in sick.

The best way is blindfolded.

The bidding is closed. Sold to me for $12.

The bidding is open.

The cream was for me. I had this thing on the end of my nose

The detention capital of the world.

The duck.

The filing deadline for the school election is today

The girl who has school spirit written all over her face,

The golden voice from the Golden State...

The grant from the Student Government Foundation came through.

The Homecoming finalists have arrived.

The important thing is that both couples

The jocks and the party animals.

The male frog goes...

The male frog makes to attract the female?

The Miss Universe line.

The moral of the story, gang? Well, it's simple:

The morning sunrise is no match for you.

The most expensive thing on the menu, would have to be

The most important thing is where you sit in class.

The name is Bond Screech Bond.

The name Lisa stands for quality, and I'm behind every pair I sell.

The next thing I knew I woke up and I was in some emergency room.

The one stop shop for all your acne needs.

The one stop shop for all your acne needs.

The only thing wrong with that scale is the flake who's on it.

The party's over with the party animals,

The point I'm trying to make is that student government is a joke.

The police are there... and that poor boy

The poor boy? The poor boy what?

The poor unfortunates who have been cast out by society.

The president of the student body gets a free trip to Washington.

The principal's office. It's been like a second home to me.

The solution should solidify into...

The space shuttle wouldn't get past Cleveland.

The tension mounts. Oh, what a feeling.

The Tigers won seven to nothing.

The usual. How about you?

The wife works. Hey, I like that concept.

Their band scored a touchdown against us.

Then fission must be...

Then he erased the blackboards with Mr. Fetterman's toupee.

Then I think you have it too.

Then I'll go this way.

Then I'll have to tell you. William Shakespeare.

Then I'll put it back right now.

Then it's true Slater won't be with us much longer?

Then let's go to Washington without him.

Then maybe you'd better tell your father.

Then something happens, and I snap.

Then what happened?

Then why don't we just skip the contest and kiss all night?

Then why don't you tell your mother and pay her to keep quiet?

Then you'd probably get in a lot of trouble if you didn't listen.

Then, ignoring the pain in my side, I made a mad dash to the finish

Then, like, if I'm elected, we're not gonna study, we're gonna party!

There are a million fish in the sea

There are no bad boys. Only boys that haven't been reached.

There are no hidden messages on this tape, Zack.

There goes my weekend.

There he is. Places, people.

There is a prize bull wondering where his ribbon went.

There is no Lakers game, you idiot.

There is one after school club

There is?

There must have been a mix up at the hospital.

There were rumors flying all around about you.

There were times when I wanted to be a test pilot,

There will be hall passes on demand, for sure.

There you are.

There you are. Lovely.

There'd be a run on pepperoni.

There's a clinic in Hawaii that can treat mumbio whatever,

There's a really good explanation for this

There's nobody I'd rather beat than you.

There's nothing going on between Screech and Kelly.

There's nothing going to stop me from going to that dance.

There's nothing to worry about.

There's one other thing I have to say.

There's only one way to outfox a nerd.

There's some kind of jelly down there.

There's something I'd like you to have.

There's something Zack can do.

There's the beautiful princess, the dashing frog,

These hands are gonna be cracking eggs instead of your neck.

These people got the following write in votes:

These stripes are making me dizzy.

They actually have those?

They all get headaches, Morris.

They all get headaches, Morris.

They are a force.

They do now, thanks to you.

They gave me a locker surrounded by nerds.

They must be serious. He's chewing her gum now.

They stole his trophy, cold shouldered him.

They were all sold out so I had to borrow Kelly's.

They were drinking from the same malt. Their lips were this close.

They're almost dead, but that's all they had left at the market.

They're crazy about you, "Top Gun."

They're for "Robot Illustrated." I'm hunk of the month.

They're having a big shoe sale.

Things are not always as they seem.

Think of it as another classroom.

Think of the man hours I've put in.

Think of these dolls as cheerleader atoms at a football game.

Think you're man enough for the Cooking Club?

Third place, wow!

Third place, Zack. That's great!

This beats eating in the school cafeteria.

This cannot be right.

This chick's crazy.

This could be your most miserable semester yet.

This fantasy will become a reality.

This is a disaster. My entire year has just been ruined.

This is a first date, right?

This is AC's guidance counselor at Bayside.

This is all just so sudden.

This is amazing! Does it always work?

This is awful.

This is bad news.

This is Belding's signature.

This is Belding's signature. How'd you get this?

This is chemistry class, not "Love Connection."

This is hot!

This is important to me.

This is my one moment in time.

This is outrageous. He's making a "mocracy" of "demockery."

This is Screech.

This is terrible.

This is terrible. What am I going to do?

This is the first time in 11 years you've come through the door.

This is the greatest day of my school life.

This is the most generous act I've ever witnessed at this school.

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

This is the year that I make my move.

This is too good to be true.

This is turning out to be a pretty decent day after all.

This is war.

This little guy has good taste.

This may come as a surprise to you,

This sounds like a job for "Zackman."

This term we are going to cover "Macbeth,"

This thing? Who cares?

This was your turf until I showed up.

This week is the annual Sweetheart Dance,

This whole thing is just so unbelievable.

This year, besides being your principal,

Three kids, two cats, and a dog.

Three Max Burgers, Max.

Three... two...

Three... two...

Tiger Man.

Till next time, this is Casey Kasem saying,

Time in!

Time in.

Time out!

Time out!

Time out.

Time to get up, darling.

Time's up.

To a successful marriage.

To be your school wives?

To control the thoughts of people?

To detention here at lovely Bayside,

To drop out of the Miss Universe contest?"

To find out Lisa's innermost thoughts about you.

To get his hair like that.

To get into the Miss Universe contest?"

To give us something to talk about at slumber parties.

To help make school more enjoyable,

To me, you look like a chicken.

To our brave warrior.

To simulate the responsibility of a child.

To someone who doesn't like children.

To think a guy would go through all this trouble,

To use on their dream girls.

Today we're going to make a layer cake

Today's the Homecoming Parade.

Today's topic is,

Together... touching.

Tomorrow Belding's having a conference

Tomorrow they're picking the Homecoming Queen.

Tonight, but it has to be at my place.

Tonight's assignment will be chapter six:

Tony was sitting right behind us

Too bad classes get in the way.

Too bad the bullet missed him.

Too bad, Slater.

Too bad. Maybe I should have asked 10 minutes ago.

Totally destroy those Valley dudes, ya know.

Totally rad field trips to the mall.

Tried to communicate and they succeeded.

Tried to make out with me in the middle of "Working Girl"?

Trip? But you said it was canceled.

Trust me, he'll come flying out and pin Nedick

Trust me, Slater,

Try it, try it.

Try me.

Try new "Zit Off." Free demonstration by the locker.

Turn it on yourself.

Turning Bayside into your own personal blemish bazaar.

Two dollars? That cost 20!

Two fives is more like it.

Two music classes today, simultaneously.

Two, three hurry, hurry, the Russians are in Burbank!

Ugh.

Uh huh, an all expense paid trip

Uh, how about, Slater's Crater?

Uh, I know.

Uh, what are you going to do with me?

Uh, yes. I'm new all over.

Uh... Lisa? Can we talk?

Uh... Lisa's sir. I helped her bring them to school today.

Um... F Troop.

Um... um...

Under this gruff maroon exterior is a bucket of sensitivity.

Underneath this adorable exterior.

Unfortunately there just isn't enough room in the nest.

Unfortunately, only you can help this boy.

Unless it's in the girls' bathroom, forget it.

Unless of course she's that one rare wacko

Unless someone can get in detention to keep her company.

Until I know if Kelly's going to ask me.

Until your face turns back to normal

Up. I think it accentuates your high cheekbones

Use this great hangout for our dance contest this week.

Valley was so terrified

Valley's the best. Like forever's the deal."

Vandals must have stolen it and melted it down.

Very funny.

Very funny.

Very good, Zack.

Very popular with the girls.

Voilà!

Voilà!

Vote for me, okay? 'Cause then we'll take, like,

Wahoo!

Wahoo.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I look stupid in this.

Wait a minute. I've got to meet her.

Wait a minute. These are for Zack?

Wait a minute. Would I talk to his father?

Wait a minute. Would you mind talking to him for me? I'd really

Wait a minute. You planted this in Belding's files?

Wait a second, what am I saying?

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait a second. Are we still on for the beach this afternoon?

Wait, Kelly!

Wait!

Waitress, can I have a glass of water?

Waitress!

Waitress!

Waitress! Waitress!

Waitress! Where's my Ovaltine?

Walk much as a kid?

Walter Mondale and the Cleveland Indians.

Wanna join our retainer club?

Was, well, it takes my b b b breath away.

Watch it, "Dimples." That's my fox you're talking about.

Watch this.

Watch. My finger will bombard this blender and...

Watching the new Revlon commercial they discontinued my nail polish.

Way to go, spazzola.

Way to go, Zack.

Way to go, Zack.

We all make mistakes, sweetheart.

We are not "foxes," not "chicks,"

We are not married. Take a reality pill.

We are not only going to get an "A" on this project,

We both did. We flirted with danger and we won.

We can't have that.

We could get arrested, thrown in jail, lose our library cards!

We could win it all.

We demand equal time.

We go to the bathroom together!

We got arrested for skinny dipping in the Potomac.

We got out early that day.

We gotta find a kid with just the right skin.

We have a winner. It is Screech and Lisa!

We have radioactivity.

We have the same kind growing in our yard.

We have to find some way to get him to go to that clinic.

We haven't beaten Valley in 22 years.

We just got report cards.

We just lost our girl to a nerd.

We know you're not taking Dennis Quaid to the dance...

We only made $53 selling Lisa's clothes,

We really acted like jerks.

We receive in each course.

We say, "Aloha, Slater,"

We should all be so lucky.

We should share the household chores.

We shouldn't all fail. Just Screech and Slater.

We vote together.

We vote together.

We want this trip to be a surprise for the lucky student who wins.

We were just discussing a math problem

We weren't arguing.

We'd call it, "Beldasil."

We'll always have science.

We'll begin as soon as the bell rings.

We'll start anyway.

We'll start with the Beatles, then throw in some Rolling Stones.

We're a great team. You know, we might make it after all.

We're about to embark on an exhilarating journey

We're cruising down the coast, wind in our hair,

We're giving him a tape with hidden messages?

We're going to be buddies.

We're going to be raking it in all day.

We're going to give him exactly what he wants.

We're going to play a hit song every day.

We're golden. It works.

We're gonna maul you! Yeah!

We're in the middle of something here. Do you mind?

We're like brother and sister.

We're not finished yet. We still have one more lesson.

We're sending them tapes about us, you simp.

We're still meeting tomorrow with my favorite California girl,

We're working on extra credit.

We've been over it already.

We've got 12 hours to turn my campaign around.

We've got to find out what's going on.

We've got to get him to Hawaii to save his life!

We've talked about going to Hawaii for years.

We've turned the classroom into a newlywed's apartment.

Welcome back to Bayside.

Welcome back, Tracy.

Welcome to our presidential debate.

Welcome to our world.

Welcome Zack Morris and Jessie Spano.

Well

Well actually, I was hoping I could borrow a school banner.

Well actually, there is one thing.

Well Bon Jovi, bon voyage.

Well I did, when we were in Iceland.

Well Major,

Well maybe they should get "Fat Tommy" to blow her out.

Well okay, I'll present it to you on the show.

Well sir Major sir,

Well sir Major sir,

Well then maybe you should start looking for someone else.

Well then, uh, rule number two:

Well then, what's all this about Friday being the big day?

Well then, you've got to move faster.

Well you two can have each other.

Well, according to my research,

Well, according to the medical book I read,

Well, actually, maybe it would be better if she called you.

Well, aren't you going to do any work at all, Zack?

Well, at least this Screech is easier to get rid of.

Well, babe, let's be reasonable. I can't come for lunch.

Well, Barbara, we'd better change.

Well, because, uh...

Well, did you try scrubbing it off?

Well, don't give up. He's really not her type.

Well, gee, guys, I'd love to be partners with both of you.

Well, gee. I can't remember doing anything wrong.

Well, guys, all I've got to say is this

Well, here's someone who might help.

Well, his father is being transferred to Hawaii.

Well, how about a little Bayside cheer?

Well, I I

Well, I better get started on his nails.

Well, I can't take that chance. I really want to win this contest.

Well, I do.

Well, I don't have one.

Well, I don't like to brag but...

Well, I guess I learned it.

Well, I guess so, if we can find a table for 18.

Well, I have objections. Screech, you can't elope.

Well, I have objections. Screech, you can't elope.

Well, I haven't noticed anyone measuring you lately.

Well, I just don't want to see you get... hurt.

Well, I like it here in this school, Dad.

Well, I liked your act so much, I decided to pull one of my own.

Well, I prefer to call it, "Monkey Business in the Jungle."

Well, I was disappointed at first. But, if you're happy here,

Well, I'd love to take both of you, but I need some time to decide.

Well, I'll protect you from them!

Well, I'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle.

Well, I've been asked by the captains of the football team,

Well, I've been sitting in my room watching "Brady Bunch" reruns.

Well, I've got the product for you

Well, I've sat and talked with her recently.

Well, if I can't meet her, I'll call her.

Well, if the girls say no, will you be my daddy?

Well, if you can't beat them, bring in someone who can.

Well, it is. In science class.

Well, it was a choice between being a magician,

Well, it was your basic give and take conference.

Well, it will be fun if Kelly dances with me.

Well, just say, "After I pass the test,

Well, Kelly beat me up.

Well, Kelly, what I'm looking for

Well, Kelly, you're a successful model,

Well, let's let the enemy in.

Well, looks like we're going to the concert together.

Well, maybe fast food gives you fast pimples.

Well, maybe not.

Well, maybe not.

Well, maybe.

Well, maybe. But you also did it 'cause you're his friend too.

Well, mine's more serious than that.

Well, mona lalla lalla "Go sit on a volcano."

Well, no. If I worked on it, you'd just have to do it over again.

Well, not actually in here with me.

Well, nothing. I've decided to go with Jessie.

Well, remind me to buy Rodney a candy bar.

Well, right now, all it does is make my canary fly into the wall.

Well, Screech, I'm sorry, buddy. I did my best.

Well, she might like these better.

Well, she's got all the symptoms

Well, sit down and lay it upon me, "Big 'C.'"

Well, Slater will be humiliated the day after tomorrow.

Well, Slater, I am impressed.

Well, Slater, too bad you got stuck with the bum locker.

Well, Slater, you really ought to think about your future.

Well, so far Lisa's earned $3.10 in tips.

Well, son, I hope I've been of some help.

Well, sure we do. Friday's the big day.

Well, sure. Put on something cute and move it into the kitchen.

Well, sure. Trust, understanding and great legs.

Well, teenagers are often annoying one minute,

Well, thank you, Zack. My tape is rather old.

Well, that's a "good night" from us here at "Dance Party," everybody.

Well, that's a start.

Well, that's fine for now, Slater,

Well, that's not exactly true, sir.

Well, the doctor said there's a chance.

Well, there have been cases.

Well, there's a special reason.

Well, there's something mysterious about AC Slater.

Well, these are front row seats.

Well, they're late bloomers.

Well, this is disgraceful.

Well, this is just to say thanks for helping me.

Well, this is repulsive, disgusting, revolting

Well, we'll call it, "The Screech Memorial Gymnasium."

Well, we'll let you know if anything happens to Princess Di.

Well, welcome to "Guess Lisa's Career."

Well, well, as Faculty Election Advisor,

Well, what does all this stuff have to do

Well, what is it you want from me? You've got three minutes.

Well, what's in?

Well, why don't you just call me what you usually call me?

Well, yes Major, I'm a minor.

Well, you better hurry it if it's due Friday.

Well, you have a stroke of marketing genius.

Well, you know the hunk I am now.

Well, you know the old saying,

Well, you know, guys, we're gonna, like,

Well, Zack is awfully cocky.

Well, Zack told me.

Well, Zack, can you accept the fact

Well, Zack, Marvin Nedick's dirt bike,

Well...

Well...

What a beautiful color, thank you so much.

What a coincidence. Hey, that's my favorite.

What a hot mommy.

What a lovely bouquet. Thank you, Jessie.

What a shame.

What a weird little girl.

What about Kelly?

What about you, Kelly? Who's your dream guy?

What are we standing around for?

What are you doing here?

What are you gonna do if you lose?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What's wrong?

What are you trying to tell me?

What are you, some sort of delinquent?

What are you, stupid?

What boys she dates.

What can I get you, master?

What channel? I'll stay up and watch.

What did you bet against Nedick's dirt bike?

What did you want to talk to me about?

What disease?

What do they know?

What do you do, Kelly?

What do you know about nuclear fission?

What do you mean, "health reasons"?

What do you mean, "take care" of me?

What do you mean, if I loved you I'd find a way?

What do you mean?

What do you take us for, mindless robots?

What do you think is the most important thing about a marriage?

What do you want?

What does AC think about this?

What does that tell you?

What happened to Kelly? She used to be such a pretty girl.

What have I done?

What have you done with Bambi?

What I mean is,

What I meant to say was,

What I'm trying to say is, nothing ever gets changed around here.

What if they found out I wear a retainer at night?

What is it this time, Morris? Aliens take over your body again?

What is it you wanted to talk to me about, soldier?

What kind of career are you planning on?

What makes you think that?

What our contestants don't know

What shot?

What stopped you?

What symptoms?

What teenage marriage?

What the well dressed teenager will be wearing this summer.

What was that?

What would the world be like if a woman ran it?

What you need is a great opening line,

What, did Revlon discontinue your lipstick, Lisa?

What, is everybody crazy?

What, your father's a 15 year old wrestler?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Get out of town.

What? Were you in an accident?

What? You mean that's all you cared about?

What? You quit wrestling?

What'd you do, Zack?

What'd you do?

What'd you do? Try to sell your parents' house again?

What'd you have for lunch, a coyote?

What's all this for?

What's going on here?

What's going on here?

What's happened to me?

What's happening here, Screech?

What's he doing?

What's he gonna do, kick start your face?

What's it do, Screech?

What's it like going from school to school?

What's it to you?

What's she doing here?

What's she going to do,

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

What's that? You've seen me around?

What's the most expensive thing on the menu, Max?

What's this?

What's this?

What's to understand? I'm bad. A rotten kid!

What's with the suitcase?

What's with you, Preppie?

What's wrong with it, Mrs. Slater?

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with them?

What's wrong, Screech?

What's your idea of good music?

What's your name?

Whatever it touches, it turns maroon.

Whatever that is.

Whatever you say, sir.

Whatever you're doing, don't.

When a guy gives away his heart.

When I glued my face to the back of her sweater.

When I take out the music

When I win Nedick's dirt bike,

When is this supposed to happen?

When that phone rings, be strong.

When the atoms do the splits.

When you can have a bunch of little stud muffins like me?

When you play with people's minds, Zack.

When you're a ladies' man, you're going to make girls mad sometimes.

Where am I going to find another star wrestler?

Where are you taking me?

Where do you want my white mice?

Where do you want to begin?

Where every guy will walk by me at least once a day?

Where is your mother? She is supposed to be here.

Where was I?

Where were you "Miss Pretty Pants," when I needed that advice?

Where you can't help but watch girls.

Where's Lisa? I can't wait to see her new outfit.

Whew!

Which means the one next to it will soon be mine.

Which means, "Thanks for being slimeballs."

Which means, let's hula down!

Which shall we choose to start with?

While he's trying to be all he can be,

While she was watching a rodeo on TV.

Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

Who are you kidding, Preppie?

Who are you?

Who cares about wrestling?

Who cares about your hair? Get back to boys

Who cares?

Who cares? Kiss me.

Who cares? Zack Morris is a good kid.

Who gave you the 10¢?

Who had the qualities of let's say, Michael Jackson.

Who holds the school shot put record.

Who is it?

Who is so caring, so involved, and so hip,

Who is that?

Who is this?

Who is this?

Who she's going to take to the dance, then you can tell us.

Who will all dance for you one more time,

Who? Who?

Who? Zack "moi."

Who's are these, anyway?

Who's been in an institution or something.

Who's gonna take Slater's place, you?

Who's Kelly going to take to the dance?

Who's the buffest principal of all?

Who's the worst daughter of all?

Who's worried?

Whoa, Jeez.

Whoa, whoa, wait a second.

Whoa!

Whoa! All right, all right.

Whoa! May I remind you both that we are girls?

Whoa.

Whoa. I think you are allergic to him.

Whoa. I think you are allergic to him.

Whoa. You think she'll be all right?

Whoo!

Whoo! Shake it, girl!

Why are you so interested in helping me?

Why are you still wearing that stupid thing anyway?

Why can't I meet someone who will give me a chance?

Why can't it work on girls?

Why can't we play the whole thing?

Why couldn't you live with a foreign family?

Why did I say that?

Why does Zack want travel brochures for Washington?

Why don't we go to the drive in and give it a chance?

Why don't we just keep this between the three of us?

Why don't you go eat some?

Why don't you guys go?

Why don't you just find another chick?

Why don't you just go with the best dancer?

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and run?

Why don't you run too, Lisa?

Why don't you try to earn the money?

Why have a litter of Preppies

Why keep my love waiting any longer?

Why me? They're fathers, I'm just a kid.

Why not? I'm sick of school.

Why should he stay?

Why teenagers?

Why would I do that during the week?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why? Because I'm a good father.

Why'd you say you were coming to Hawaii with me?

Will someone please call 911?

Will that be all, sir?

Will you go to the dance with me?

Will you let us back into the project?

Will you take me back?

Wimp hours is more like it.

Win? With you? Your feet need training wheels.

Winning, losing? Dancing is supposed to be fun.

With a good complexion to fool us.

With a new dance they've invented called "The Sprain,"

With all those great kids from Bayside, next Saturday."

With anybody in this whole school, who would it be?

With chocolate, vanilla,

With him and his mother.

With my belly hanging out and my love handles tripping the referee?

With my nightie, pimple cream and curlers.

With Screech and Kelly anyway?

With seven kids in the family,

With seven kids in the family,

With steel belted radial tires, molded handgrips,

With the great leaders of yesterday.

With the ones in Kelly and Lisa's cassette players.

With the principal's signature.

Without getting all the information and listening to all the speeches.

Wonderful, wonderful. Now a little faster tempo.

Wonderful.

Wonderful. This is why I went into teaching.

Wonderful. You really have it.

Woo!

Work, Casey!

Worn by Lisa during her "Tina Turner" phase.

Worn by Lisa while dreaming of Screech.

Worse than that! My pimples disappeared.

Would he settle for a mother in law?

Would you do that for me?

Would you get your tail out here?

Would you like to meet some of my friends?

Would you pass the cola?

Would you please put that back?

Would you teach me how to wrestle?

Wow, a dancing duel. How exciting!

Wow, Captain Screech Powers,

Wow, he used to be a jock.

Wow, I can't wait.

Wow, is that what really goes on?

Wow, is this from you, Max?

Wow, it is you, Charlie.

Wow, she looks great.

Wow, Slater, that was hot.

Wow, that is so cool. Can you teach us how to do that?

Wow, that's a beautiful story, sir.

Wow, what happened to you?

Wow, you must really like this Bambi.

Wow! You and me, roommates

Wow.

Wow.

Wring it out in the kitchen.

Wrong.

Yahoo!

Yeah, and don't show your face around here again!

Yeah, and how come birds aren't attracted to horses?

Yeah, and why did Preppie wind up with my Kelly?

Yeah, and you'd better hope he chooses Hawaii.

Yeah, but at times it's nice to be alone, too.

Yeah, but can you dance on that ankle?

Yeah, but I don't want to interfere.

Yeah, but I think I'd have a better time if I went with Zack.

Yeah, but not as good as Muffin looks in that mini skirt.

Yeah, but they can be so cute, too.

Yeah, but where am I going to get the money?

Yeah, Dad. That's great.

Yeah, dazzle us, Preppie.

Yeah, here's $153. That's what I've made so far.

Yeah, I get around.

Yeah, I got a tip. Alan Seltzer told me to get another job.

Yeah, I know how you feel.

Yeah, I know what you mean. All the good nerds are taken.

Yeah, I saw him in the cafeteria.

Yeah, I wouldn't give those two bow wows a second look.

Yeah, I'm gonna be famous all right.

Yeah, I'm sick of hearing Valley's victory cheer.

Yeah, isn't it great?!

Yeah, it says, "See me after school."

Yeah, let's cool down. You're new at this.

Yeah, Lisa needs to get rid of them.

Yeah, maybe. I mean if I keep working,

Yeah, me too. I turned down six girls.

Yeah, my cat made those noises before he coughed up a mouse.

Yeah, next to Screech, River Phoenix is a drip.

Yeah, probably till late.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, she does.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that'd be great. Anyplace that's dark.

Yeah, that's right. I'm going. I'm moving to Hawaii.

Yeah, they gave him $20 to take it back.

Yeah, this certainly has nothing to do with Screech and Kelly.

Yeah, we don't have much time.

Yeah, we each had dates, now we're fighting over Zack?

Yeah, we feel the same way. We'll worry about it next year.

Yeah, we saw her.

Yeah, well, I went to dance camp when I was a kid.

Yeah, well, Preppie here had to kill three moose

Yeah, why can't he meet her?

Yeah, yeah, that would work. As a matter of fact,

Yeah, you do strange things to me, too.

Yeah, you're right. This might be a little forward for a first date.

Yeah, Zack, but it hurts.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll be.

Yeah. You just gonna stand there while Screech gets sliced,

Yeah...

Yep. "California Girls" tape is in this machine.

Yep. Listened to it 10 times. Zack?

Yep. One deluxe ant farm, with five generations of ants.

Yes I do. His body went that way,

Yes sir, it was the fish sticks at lunch.

Yes you are.

Yes, I was. What troop were you in?

Yes, let's go steady.

Yes, Miss Simpson. I goeth.

Yes, sir.

Yes, that's true, Mr. Belding. You're one of a kind.

Yes, that's Zack Morris.

Yes, that's Zack Morris.

Yes, when that siren sounds,

Yes, yes! The moment of truth.

Yes, you are, sir. Hey, I've always looked up to you.

Yes, you there in the back.

Yes, your mind turns me on.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. He took your class.

Yet he always has time for the downtrodden,

You all did. Remember that lovely music tape

You are all to blame for bringing your personal rivalries

You are flush city.

You are not a giant.

You are what you eat, Powers.

You are what's wrong.

You are, you stud muffin, you.

You aren't going to ruin Zack's fun are you?

You bet!

You better pray he chooses Hawaii or you're a dead man with Kelly.

You both work and arrive home at dinnertime.

You can count on me as your right hand man.

You can count on the Chess Club, the Latin Club

You can never be sure of the effects

You can pay me tomorrow when we meet with your mommy.

You can run but you can't hide.

You can tell us the name of your turtle later.

You can use this to fight off Rhonda.

You can't lose!

You can't play soccer in that. You need a uniform.

You cannot please them all.

You cannot please them all.

You communicate and handle life's little differences.

You could always make me laugh, Zack.

You could do that too if you had muscles.

You didn't hear it from us, sir.

You didn't think so yesterday when I won my trophy.

You do the work, I take the breaks.

You do?

You don't have a Barbara,

You don't have a lightbulb attached to the end of your nose.

You don't have to win a contest to make your parents proud.

You don't think she'd consider going out with you?

You don't understand, I'm letting you have my locker.

You don't want anything to do with her.

You don't want to dance with me, do you?

You ever see "Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling"?

You found a girl for Screech? I'm so relieved.

You found out Alf was a puppet?

You get a bigger nerd.

You get the other half when you come back tomorrow before school.

You get to wear the Mertz Molecule Hat.

You got a problem with that, dimples?

You got it, you fine human being.

You got it. All right! Woo!

You gotta act like you believe in yourself.

You gotta admit it, Preppie, she can still light up a room.

You gotta practice being cool.

You guys are so disgusting.

You guys were all in on this?

You have a complete lack of self control.

You have a lot of free time on your hands.

You have a Screech.

You have got to listen to me.

You have just dropped the works of Shakespeare on the floor.

You have made a mockery out of mock marriage.

You have some loyal friends. You are a very lucky girl.

You haven't seen "dirty dancing" till you've seen us underwater.

You heard about me winning the 1963 "Chubby Checker Twist Off."

You just chalk it up to hormones.

You know Mr. Warren, the science teacher?

You know the rules. No music in the halls.

You know what? Lisa has done enough.

You know when we're in college we're going to laugh about this.

You know who really is a hunk?

You know, actually I had a good time.

You know, be cool. Appeal to more of the people.

You know, I cried when I cracked that last egg.

You know, I don't get it.

You know, I have a feeling that at some country fair

You know, I should have been able to take her.

You know, I watched what you did here today for Screech,

You know, I've been watching you for a long time.

You know, in high school

You know, Jessie, I've been selfish about our marriage.

You know, Jessie, you're really a great girl,

You know, Lisa, you really ought to give Screech a chance.

You know, maybe I'm trying too hard to get girls to like me.

You know, my dad said the same thing.

You know, that double jointed torso stretcher.

You know, there never was a class like yours.

You know, through the years, I've been to a lot of schools.

You know, you're right. I'm not.

You know, you're right. I'm not.

You know, Zack, I have had it up to here with your antics.

You know, Zack, this summer I attended a seminar

You look great. I didn't recognize you.

You look pretty in pink, Preppie.

You made $36.

You make light of algebra now, but when you're all grown up

You may not realize this,

You mean "Reproduction in the Animal Kingdom"?

You mean Big Red?

You mean emotionally hurt?

You mean you guys were all in on this?

You mean you know we were listening?

You mean you're not leaving?

You mean your "friend" used it already?

You mean, you break up with him right?

You mean, you're dumping me?

You might lose your hair when you're older.

You must be Minor Morris.

You must be tired from all that scheming.

You must follow them explicitly.

You never heard of the Boston Tea Party?

You only get one chance with the major.

You poor thing.

You promised me a date with Lisa if I broke up Kelly and Zack.

You really think so?

You see that?

You see the road I'm following here, son?

You see, first I get this terrible headache,

You see, I'm having a problem choosing a career.

You see, whenever I like a boy,

You seem lost. Are you new here?

You should know that.

You should see what he's doing with your tutee.

You sound just like your mother.

You sound like "The Blond and The Useless."

You sure?

You swear you won't tell anybody?

You think I wanna end up an overweight,

You think I want to dress up like a girl?

You think moving from school to school

You think someone's been playing with our minds?

You think that's all it is, sir?

You think you're a better dancer than me?

You told me to keep it on so no one would see my face.

You told your mother not to come?

You too.

You want me to recreate that moment, right?

You want to make a friendly bet on that?

You want toasted buns? Go sit on a microwave!

You wanted to talk to me, Princess?

You were going to go to the dance with me, right?

You were in his room?

You were right about me.

You were supposed to meet me in the weight room last period.

You were supposed to toast my buns.

You were talking about having patience with "the problem child."

You were. I scare you, don't I, Morris?

You were. I scare you, don't I, Morris?

You what?

You won't be going to that dance.

You won't have a clue as to what everybody's laughing at.

You wouldn't believe how your T shirt clings to your body.

You? I was so mean to Slater.

You? Lisa, we don't have much in common.

You? What about me?

You...

You'd do that for me?

You'd go with the first girl that asked you.

You'd have to have a good job to support a big family.

You'll all find recipes on your counter.

You're a better man than I thought.

You're a bright, sensitive, popular girl.

You're a champion. I am so proud of you!

You're a conceited dumb jock. Well, that's the worst kind.

You're a little late with those cans.

You're a terrific dancer.

You're an electronics genius, "Screecher."

You're beach and sunscreen,

You're beautiful when you're angry.

You're Belding's son?! I never knew that.

You're calling me names?

You're calling me names?

You're everything a girl dreams of.

You're getting teenagers!

You're going down the toilet.

You're going to go down in history with George McGovern,

You're going to keep that job until you pay me back every cent.

You're going to run the whole school. It's a big decision.

You're going, right? Oops.

You're gonna be Mr. Rogers?

You're in Italy.

You're in the neighborhood.

You're just jealous. Tigerman is a great catch.

You're just saying that to get close to Mommy.

You're kidding.

You're late. Do you have the stuff?

You're looking at her date.

You're moving me, you're moving me.

You're much prettier when you stand up straight.

You're not into some strange religion, are you?

You're not like anything on this planet, you dork!

You're not really Belding's son are you?

You're not sick? That is sick!

You're really cute.

You're right, he's not, compared to you.

You're right, Mr. Belding.

You're right.

You're right. Murray's history.

You're so cute I could scream.

You're so lucky you found your Prince Charming, Lisa.

You're so persuasive.

You're something really, really bad.

You're strange, but thanks, Screech.

You're supposed to be home working on it.

You're the best teacher I've ever had.

You're the one who's been in 14 schools in three years.

You're the prettiest girl in school.

You're too upset to talk right now.

You're too young to lose it now, dipstick!

You've been coming in that window for the past 10 years.

You've got a woman calling you?

You've got nothing to worry about.

You've got nothing to worry about.

You've got to admit this about us, Screech...

You've got to follow my rules.

You've got too many speed bumps.

You've got two minutes.

You've heard of Hulk Hogan? He's "Slammer Slater!"

You've lost at least 10 pounds. You must have been working out.

You've ruined my chances of becoming Homecoming Queen.

You've still got the nerds with glasses,

Young lady, the mens room is one of the few doors

Young man,

Your "friend" sounds pretty desperate.

Your blankie.

Your eyes are gonna pop out like Slinkys.

Your fans do.

Your father loves you. Don't you, Zack? Tell him.

Your girl? I didn't see a sign on her saying, "Zack's chick."

Your hunk is here.

Your Kelly?

Your lead's down to a couple of votes!

Your legs.

Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly, and your dog's ugly.

Your mommy.

Your opening line!

Your patriotism is giving me "good, good, good vibrations."

Your wife and daughter are here, Mr. Slater.

Your worst nightmare, pal.

Yours and Kelly's.

Zack and Kelly, why don't you pick first?

Zack are you sure we should be bugging Jessie's bedroom?

Zack brainwashing Belding, take one.

Zack Morris has been recognized

Zack Morris in the Bayside vs. Madison Cross Country Meet.

Zack Morris is a 10.

Zack Morris is a blond Tom Cruise.

Zack Morris is a fine human being.

Zack Morris is a fine human being.

Zack Morris is a good kid.

Zack Morris is a great student.

Zack Morris is a man's man,

Zack Morris is like a vacuum cleaner.

Zack Morris is perfect in every way.

Zack Morris is the son I never had.

Zack Morris is the son I never had.

Zack Morris, I need you.

Zack Morris.

Zack Morris. Why the heck not?

Zack Morris...

Zack showed he had much in common

Zack somehow found out the winner of the election

Zack takes ballet lessons. Pass it on.

Zack took advantage of my classroom

Zack was born a baby,

Zack would like to show a campaign video he has prepared.

Zack, affection does not solve all problems.

Zack, dance for me and help me choose between you and Slater.

Zack, do we really have to do this?

Zack, do you really want to become a doctor?

Zack, he just wants to soak his retainer.

Zack, I am so glad I found you.

Zack, I can't believe you just said that.

Zack, I do have a problem I'm too tall.

Zack, I don't want to talk about it, okay?

Zack, I feel so used.

Zack, I have that surprise for you.

Zack, I heard Belding came down hard on you.

Zack, I know you found out

Zack, I love you. You're perfect in every way.

Zack, I make her tinkle.

Zack, I owe you my life!

Zack, I ran as fast as I could.

Zack, I totaled your new Ferrari.

Zack, I want to apologize.

Zack, I'm not a straw don't suck up.

Zack, I'm worried.

Zack, I've always dreamed about going into space,

Zack, I've been looking all over for you.

Zack, I've done something terrible.

Zack, if my father finds out what I've done before I tell him,

Zack, if you don't like the way things are,

Zack, it's radical.

Zack, it's working!

Zack, Kelly's dangerous.

Zack, let's talk man to man,

Zack, look at yourself.

Zack, maybe you're making too much out of this.

Zack, never let ants hear you say, "Step on it."

Zack, quick, you've got to help me.

Zack, she said we're cute!

Zack, she sounds weird

Zack, that "Zit Off" worked great. It dried up my skin in a second.

Zack, that is ridiculous.

Zack, the nurse's office is that way.

Zack, this may come as a shock to you,

Zack, we must try and understand each other's position.

Zack, what are you doing here?

Zack, what if Belding finds out

Zack, what is it?

Zack, why don't you show Kelly what a great dancer you are?

Zack, you are a terrible father. I don't want to be married

Zack, you don't know what it's like to be "the freak"

Zack, you're a you're a

Zack, you're a life saver. Can I have one?

Zack, you're the best. The cream worked like a charm.

Zack, you've got big trouble. According to my latest poll,

Zack, you've got to get me another locker.

Zack, you've got to help me.

Zack, you've gotta help me!

Zack, you've turned my face maroon.

Zack, Zack, Zack, I got to hand it to you,

Zack!

Zack!

Zack! No! Wait!

Zack! Zack!

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Zack! Zack! Zack!

Zack?

Zack.

Zack's got the nerds, the geeks,

Zit gazing.

19 inch, cable ready TV!

23, but who's counting?

118! Right by the boys bathroom

342 votes.

343 votes.

'Nam? Indiana.

♪ And mix them around ♪ ♪ Da, da da, dah ♪

♪ I'm bakin' a cake ♪ ♪ Whew! ♪

♪ I'm bakin' a cake ♪ ♪ Whew! ♪

♪ Put in some milk ♪ ♪ Da da, da, da dah ♪

♪ Then add some flour ♪ ♪ Da da, da, da dah ♪

Aa ah! What, what?

AC Slater's father? Affirmative.

Adults, too. Yeah.

Adults, too. Yeah.

All right. Thanks. Thank you.

And guess who I'm taking? Zack?

Any volunteers? Sure, he can have mine.

Anyone? William Shakespeare.

Are we still on for the weekend? Out!

Are you calling me a liar? No!

Are you sure? If you look at anyone else,

Awesome. Bonjour, pal.

Awesome. Come on. Do it with me.

Bayside. Slater, you were terrific.

Beach Boys, "California Girls." I already have that tape.

Big plans? Yeah.

Boy, do I. I am talking about the assignment.

but I couldn't. So who did you vote for?

but I voted for him. You voted for Zack?

But the match isn't until Friday. You might as well forfeit now.

But you're on the wrestling team. Yeah, I know.

But, sir! And you of all people helping her.

Can I borrow a pencil? Yeah, sure, Preppie.

Can I come in? Zack?

Can I take your order? I'll order for everyone, Max.

Care to come aboard? I'd rather be eaten by a shark.

Come on, what's the total? $386.

Come on, what's your name? Slater.

Come on. It's not easy, Zack.

Dad. Hi, son.

Darn. Hello, boys.

Did you say yes? Afraid so.

Do not! Do too.

Do not. Do too.

Do you believe him, sir? Of course not.

Do you think you might like to Yes...?

Do you understand? Sure, "Kitten."

Does it work? Well, let's say that sales

Does she always smell that good? Kelly Kapowski?

Everything set? Yeah. Dad...

Excuse me? Please, please,

Fine. You cook, I'll eat. Yeah!

For me? I don't want to go to Hawaii.

For what? Enemy canaries.

Four dollars. You got it!

get lost. Zack?

Get outta town. Oh, you get outta town.

Get your hands off me. Zack! Zack! Zack!

Girls? I do.

Give love a chance. Oh, I agree.

Go ahead, I'm listening. I don't know, Slater.

Go to the dance with me, Zack. I'm going with Kelly.

Gone? That's great! Not really.

Good evening. Good evening, Max.

Good evening. Hey.

Good morning, class. Good morning.

Got 'em right here. All right.

Great! Not great.

Great. Hey, I'll be there...

Have you asked her out yet? Technically, not yet.

Have you found it interesting? Oh, yes, Miss Wentworth.

Haven't you had enough? I like living on the edge.

He can't meet her. Why can't he meet her?

He is mine. Yeah, you tell her.

He just wants your attention. Attention? All right.

He said that? Mm hmm.

He's dying. He's dying?

He's in bikini briefs. I love George Michael.

He's with the school nurse. Where's the school nurse?

head honcho, top dog Okay!

Here, Miss Wentworth. Lovely apple, Zack.

Hey guys, how's it going? Great. How are you?

Hey guys, look at this. Slater, what a great trophy!

Hey Slater, how's it going? I'm afraid to say.

Hey, get lost. You get

Hey, it's fast food. Here's your check.

Hey, me first. Hey, out of my way.

Hey, Screech, what are you doing? Moonwalking.

Hey, Screech. Zack, what are you doing here?

Hi, Kelly. I got my book here.

Hi, Lisa. Don't talk to me.

Hi, Mr. Belding. Great to see you, Jessie.

Hi, Mr. Belding. Hello, Morris.

Hi, Screech. Hello, goodbye. Let's do lunch.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Zack. Hi, Kelly.

Hi. Hi, Zack.

Holding, sir. This time you have gone too far,

How about a Max Burger? I'll have one with everything.

How about lunch? How about death?

How are we going to do that? I don't know.

How did that feel? More, more.

how do I look? Full of cheer.

How do you do that? It's simple. Gather 'round.

how was your summer? It was great.

How'd I do, Zack? You did great. Perfect.

How's our son, little Screech? Talks about you all the time.

How's your schedule? It's the worst.

I already have a date

I can wait. You guys,

I can't believe this is you. Who cares who it is?

I could twist and sing. Let go of the microphone.

I do. I don't!

I don't know what to do. Well, be yourself.

I don't know what to say. You poor, poor thing.

I got a C. Yeah?

I got here as fast as I could. Thanks Lisa, I won't forget this.

I got you a new locker. Zack, you're incredible.

I guess I'm looking at detention. Guess again.

I hate him. You do?

I like it longer. Well Jason wants me to cut it.

I mean, for my friend. Right.

I needed a break. Hey, you know our arrangement,

I think we're engaged. I think I'm gonna cry.

I think you should bust him. Oh, no.

I was first. In your dreams, Preppie.

I won't, sir. Good.

I'll give him a chance. Well, good!

I'm failing all of you. Let's be fair about this, sir.

I'm getting chills, brother. I'm getting sweats.

I'm here to marry you. Well, you're not my type.

I'm just a boy again. Screech, it's normal.

I'm Kelly, who are you? Whoever you want me to be.

I'm leaving. I'm going, too.

I'm not fooling around. Oh, my gosh.

I'm only one vote. I don't believe this!

I'm sorry. Please, I'll put those back.

I'm starved. For food or Kelly?

I'm whole again! Yahoo! This is great.

I'm your father. Go! Mom, call 911!

If we kiss, we become an item. I can live with that.

In your dreams, Slater. In your face, "Preppie

Is he cute? Well, kind of.

Is that right? Hey, tough guy,

Is that who we're talking about? You know her?

It's 'cause I programmed him. That's what he thinks.

It's a good way to get girls. Thanks, Dr. Mertz.

It's him! Screech can we sit with you?

It's me, Max

It's the truth, isn't it? Yeah, I guess so.

It's yours. Thanks, Lisa.

Jessie, is that you up there? Yes, it's me.

Kelly, can I ask you something? Sure, go ahead.

Kelly. Hi, Zack.

Let me see that. Cool, a dance contest!

Let's get started. Why do I have to marry Screech?

Let's go find him. Let's go get him.

Let's go to Belding's office. Why?

Like the crew of the Titanic. This is serious.

Max, how'd you do that? Easy.

Maybe. Who is he? Screech.

Me? Her?

Me? Uh huh.

Mona lalla, Lisa. What's that mean?

Morris? He's good for America!

Move aside, shrimp. Hey, butthead,

Mr. Belding? Hi, Jessie. What can I do for you?

My dirt bike. But you don't have one.

My entire life savings! Sold!

My office. Now. Mr. Belding, it's me Screech!

Neither did I. Try some, Zack.

Nice speech, Jessie. Thanks, Max

No way, José. Hey, it was worth a shot.

No way, Zack. Jessie! You're my best friend.

No, you're going with me. Keep your hand off him. He's mine.

No! Never!

No. Slater?

No. Then what's the problem?

No. No. Oh, come on.

Now can I have the banner? Of course.

Now let's get started. I brought all my books.

Now. Now is good.

of "Pond Playmates of the Month"? All right,

Oh no, after you. No, no.

Oh that is crazy. Crazy? Well sure, it's crazy.

Oh, please! Shh!

Oh, thanks, Zack. Except for you.

Oh, yes! And I'm going with him.

Okay, now what's the scoop? Kelly is definitely taking you...

Okay. I'm home.

Ooh, oh, that smarts. Are you okay?

Our project is over. Hey, wait.

Out of the way, you little twerp. Hey, tough guy.

Over my dead body. Love does not give up so easily.

Pay her with what? Put it on the card. Why stop now?

Pick you up around 7:00? Forget it, Preppie.

Play it a lot, sir. I will.

Please don't touch my things. I guess I couldn't help myself.

Present. Mr. Dewey, class is almost over.

Put me down as a maybe. Maybe? What does that mean?

Put me down as a maybe. Maybe? What does that mean?

Ready with the applause meter? Ready, Casey.

Right, Screech? Uh, right, Screech.

Screech? Bambi?

Screech. Screech.

She loves you, kid. Who?

She's home! Hide! Aa ah!

She's not your mommy. Is that true, Daddy?

Shh! Boys...

Sir, look I really need detention. I'll determine what you need.

Six dollars. Sold!

Slater, I'm Kelly. Oops. Memory lapse.

Slater, is that you? Hey where'd you get my trophy?

So how's school? Shut up.

So where's the microphone? It's hidden!

So? So, I've got to stop them.

Solves mine. Try again.

Sometimes twice. I owe you one, Zack.

Sorry, kid, I work alone. Who's asking?

Sounds fair. Time's up. What's your answer?

Spano Slater please. How modern.

Starting now. How?

Stop looking up at me! Look at the bright side.

Sure. Hi, Kelly.

Sure. No problem.

Sure. Thanks.

Thank you, Kelly. I wanted to vote for both of you,

Thank you. Hope you like tonight's special.

Thank you. See ya.

Thanks, Lisa. ...or Slater.

Thanks, man. Yeah, you bet.

Thanks. Oh, and one other thing.

Thanks. Sure.

That was Zack. Well, what's he doing?

That was Zack. Well, what's he doing?

That's a nasty charge, sir. Maybe it is,

That's all right. Ow!

That's all? That's all?

That's all? Then I rubbed it all over.

That's it? Yeah.

That's terrible. Not the way I do it, Peach Cake.

They are fabulous! Well, yes.

They'll get over it. You think so?

This is the lowest. It was only to get back at Morris.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow?!

Uh, Mr. Belding? Mm hmm.

Very good. Excellent, Kel Kel.

We played on the beach every day. It must have been hot.

We're honored, Your Honor. That pleases the court.

We're sorry. Yeah.

Well guys, it's the big moment. What?

Well, it was a girl. A girl. That's great.

Well, that is the real you. Yeah.

Well, then give me your ticket. No, give me yours.

Well, what'd she do? I don't remember.

Well... Good night.

What are they? Rule number one:

What are you doing? Trying to intimidate you.

What do they see in him? You got me.

What do you mean? Kelly's not coming

What happened? I flattened you, wimp.

What is it? $83. We all chipped in.

What is it? Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

What is it? Screech,

What is it? Would you bring me a hamburger?

What is Screech doing out there? Is he wrestling Nedick?

What is that thing? It's our science project.

What is? Um, nothing sir.

What were you saying, honey? Zack, he's your child.

What, are you crazy? No.

What? Ooops!

What? What?

What's it do? What's it do?

What's that? Enjoy it, then deny it.

What's that? Oh, just a live grenade.

What's wrong with her? Oh I don't know.

Where are the receipts? Here.

Where did you put the cream? Well, here, here, and here.

Where is it? It's 118.

Where's Slater? I killed him.

Who are they? I'm glad you asked.

Who are you? Screech "The Body" Powers.

Who said that? You just did, ma'am.

Who? Dennis Quaid!

Who's Bambi? She's a girl Zack found for me.

Who's Bambi? Well, she's a girl,

Whoo! You're doing great. I am?

Whose last name would you use? Mine.

Why not? She's

Why not? You're one of those dumb jocks.

Why? I'm sure Kelly will say

Will you go with me? I'd love to be your partner.

Worked on me. No it didn't. You're still here.

Would you like to dance with me? I can't. I'm bigger than you.

Wow, that's fabulous. This is awesome.

Wow. Tough.

Yeah, Slater. You gotta decide.

Yeah, well... Well, what?

Yeah? Will you go to the dance with me?

Yes, he did. Oh I didn't think so.

Yes. No, not you. The girl behind you.

You called? Yes, I did.

You could do worse. She could do better.

You got a problem with that? What if I do?

You haven't met her yet? You don't understand.

You know what? Quiet, listen.

You look like a petite. Thank you.

You look like a raspberry pizza. It's the "Zit Off."

You macho pig. Oink, oink, baby.

You mad I'm staying? Not really.

You mad I'm staying? Not really.

You mean this bothers you? Yes it does.

You mean this? Yes, that.

You moved that, didn't you? I'm sorry, sir.

You really mean it? Yeah, absolutely.

You really think so? Absolutely. Don't give up.

You really think so? Well, I like your hair down.

You used me? I thought she used you.

You wouldn't do that. Trust me. He would do that.

You, Zack, of course. Great, because I'm moving in

You? Zack?

You're on. I'll see what I can do. Thanks, Zack.

You've got to change your image. Yeah, you've got to lighten up.

Zack, are you serious? Well, yes.

Zack, what are you saying? Yeah, what are you up to, Preppie?

Zack, you'll get in trouble. I'm trying, I'm trying.

Zack, you've got to help me. You've got it made.

Zack! Zack! Zack! Kelly! Kelly!

Zack? Hi. Can I come in?

Zack. See? She's going with me.

...a couple of detention lifers.

"'Dance Party' has selected 'The Max'

"1400 hours." Now that brings back memories.

"A chance"?

"An apple a day might get me an A."

"Be True to Your School."

"Beldasil." That has a nice ring to it.

"Casey Kasem!"

"Clings"? "Body"?

"Crater face" Coburn.

"Dead man"? Hawaii?

"Dear Zack, my heart jumps for you."

"Details coming up, right after I return."

"Don't swallow your tongue."

"Flo Jo" in the Olympics, and today,

"Goodbye"? Look, what is going on here?

"Half off"? I can't take this tension.

"Harris... Jennings..."

"Here comes that muscle bound pea brain, Slater."

"Hey, how much did the other contestants pay you

"How much did you have to pay the contestants

"Jack in the Box" already has a clown.

"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."

"mano y mano."

"Oh Zack. Help me choose between you and Slater."

"Student attacked by blotchy, maroon mob. Film at 11:00."

"The Colon: Your Friend for Life."

"The Lisa Beach Collection,"

"The Lisa Card" don't leave home with it.

"The Merchant of Venice," "Romeo and Juliet,"

"The Pond: Nature's Hot Tub."

"The Sizzler"? After all I've been through?

"Washington After Dark:

"We won, I'm sure. We won, get real.

"Wherever there's trouble, that's where I'll be."

"You make my blood bubble like hot lava."

"Your pad or mine?"

"Zit Off,"

♪ A whole lot of shakin' goin' on ♪

♪ About the tigers from Bayside, gonna rule the day ♪

♪ And the Skipper, two ♪

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♪ Cake! ♪

♪ Check this out, we've got something to say ♪

♪ Da da, da, da dah ♪

♪ Da da, da, da dah ♪

♪ Hey, we got school spirit, we can't be beat ♪

♪ I wish they all could be California girls ♪

♪ I wish they all could be California girls... ♪

♪ I'm bakin' a ca aa ke... ♪

♪ Let's twist again, like we did last summer ♪

♪ So clap your hands, and stomp your feet ♪

♪ Take some butter, don't drop it on the ground ♪

♪ Take two eggs, da da, da, da dah ♪

♪ Where are you goin'? ♪

♪ Where are you goin'? ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

♪ Yeah, let's twist again, like we did last year ♪

♪ You don't have to tell me... ♪

$126 for the jacket and shorts,

$37 in tips in three hours? Whoo! I can't believe it!

$386 too much.

$386? You think I went overboard?

$62 for the top,

$732,000.