💬 The Wrong Mans (2013)

A bet's not a bet unless you shake on the bet.

A bit, last night.

A bright future to look forward to,

A dream of a bright future...

A friend?

A gentleman?

A huge regeneration project

A job they can be secure in.

A music box

A phone which doesn't seem to exist.

A toast to old friends.

Aaa have it!

Aaaaaaaaargh!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaargh!

Aaaah!

Aaargh!

Aaargh! Aargh!

Aargh!

About that...

Absolutely typical. Lying Brussels puppet.

After you'd been taken to the hospital,

After you'd been taken to the hospital, your phone started ringing.

After you'd gone,

Agent, do you have a shot, over?

Agreed?

Ah, thank you.

Ah!

Ah. And you must be... Who must you be?

Ah...

Ahh, have it!

Ahh, I'm hungry.

Ahh!

All I'm saying is,

All I'm saying is, we have to be really careful

All of it.

All right, best friends.

All right, then, well, we'll go, then. Get his keys.

All right, then. Well, a burger shack or a juice shack or a taco shack.

All right?

All right.

Amazing really, innit?

Amazing!

And a glass of water, please, Philip.

And a male Clare Balding.

And because it was in the safe,

And can you describe these two men?

And definitely dangerous.

And don't give me that spa day shit.

And ended up with you.

And everybody turned back on me like I was a stray dog.

And has he told you anything or spoken to anyone,

And have jobs to feel secure in

And he couldn't have done it without Lizzie.

And he's the only one who doesn't have party.

And I am sorry that we split up but... I am not going to apologise

And I can't bear it.

And I don't even know what that is.

And I haven't got one of those machines that... thrrrrrrr.

And I told him my address.

And I traced the phone

And I traced the phone and ended up with you.

And I was laughing so much,

And I work for the British Secret Service.

And I'm glad to welcome you to my new home, Great Britain.

And I've not got his ward on my bloomin' notes.

And if I can play some small part in that, then I'm a lucky man.

And if I'm fortunate enough to have grandchildren,

And it's going to cost Sam a fortune if it's just the two of us. So...

And it's made me realise there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

And it's mistakes like this that give us a bad name.

And it's your fingerprints on the murder weapon.

And it's your town.

And love... who your heart tells you to.

And make me change my mind?

And no, I don't enjoy it.

And nobody will ever find your body.

And now that the redevelopment has got full approval,

And out through your nose, in through your mouth, out through your nose,

And pay off a crazy... did I?

And schools and shops that don't shut down.

And she is smokin'!

And she'll get the blame!

And so she took it.

And start with the truth?

And that our town does have

And that... is a schoolboy error, my friend.

And that's in business class?

And that's never going to happen while you're stuck at the council.

And the contestant spends as long as possible avoiding answering it.

And then his shoe got stuck and he was trying to do it with his other shoe,

And then you wake me up, OK.

And then, as soon as I'm out of this, I'm gonna tear you limb by limb.

And then, when we do finally get to have a little chat,

And this voice tells me they're going to kill someone

And use these two, they seem to have it well covered.

And we have decided to announce today

And we haven't taken a hostage.

And we think that this property is ideal for our couple.

And we'll administer the spinal anaesthesia.

And we've got your address, if we need you.

And whatever happened to "rolling deep"?

And when she passes me,

And where I am, number 45, is...

And where is he now?

And why would he need your help? You're just the mailroom guy.

And why would I do that?

And years of work... Everyone, Jim Reid!

And you didn't think to bring this up before?

And you know what? You're right.

And you lost...

And you see the big tree there, in the middle of Priory Park?

And you sent these two dickheads with an empty suitcase!

And you were right.

And you will not move, because if you do, you will be shot.

And you, beautiful boy...

And you're only staying because of me, or us.

And you're talking to me now.

And you've not been in contact with anyone else?

And you've not spoken to any other intelligence agencies?

And...

Any chance of a discount?

Anyone else had done this to me, it'd be very serious.

Anyone else? It's just I've booked it for the whole day

Anyone want one with milk?

Anyone? Clyde? Clyde?

Anything you want.

Anything?

Anything. Just be quick, yeah?

Apart from that he's consistently late, without good reason? I witnessed a car crash. OK?

Apparently, we are under a blanket of ice here...

Are there peas in it?

Are they working with the Russians? Don't tell me, you don't know.

Are you a relation?

Are you happy with that?

Are you looking after her properly?

Are you Mori's boys?

Are you not going to stay and celebrate?

Are you OK?

Are you prepared to roll deep?

Are you saying no?

Are you saying we're going to be convicted for a crime we didn't commit?

Are you sure this is the one you bought a couple of days ago

Are you sure?

Are you with us? Ah, I'll be honest, this is going to hurt.

Are you... are you sure you don't want to do that later?

Aren't you coming?

Argh!

As I say, that's very much between you and Mr Stevens.

As soon as a decision is made, you'll be the first to know.

As soon as we have the results of the consultation,

At 1.15am, they arrive at the address of Marat Milankovic,

At a party, I put the timer and people forget!

At all?

At least I know why you kept disappearing from work now.

At this point in time,

Average height. Um... One of them's...

Awww!

Back up.

Baker.

Ball park.

Bam!

Bandages!

BBC News on Friday the 8th of January.

Be aware of two wanted men in the Berkshire area,

Be there at...

Because danger is everywhere.

Because if she's not, you're next.

Because of all the hard work I've done on it.

Because of her, we're just a few days away from realising that dream.

Because that's how I roll!

Because that's what you're looking at. My game face.

Because there's obviously something...

Because you're about to spend a lot of lonely nights in prison.

Beep.

Best friends.

Bif! Bof! Bif! Bof! Bif! Bof!

Big time.

Big...

Bitch.

Black V neck cos...

Boom.

Both of you here on the same day.

Both white...

Br...

Bracknell...

Busy. Oh, me, too. Hey, listen, we'll keep trying.

But apparently my memory could come back at any moment

But first, we must count the money.

But here you are!

But I have secrets too.

But I'll definitely come back soon, and we'll have a proper chat then.

But I'm sure you'll understand these things have to remain top secret.

But if there's any way I can save your wife, I promise I will.

But look at you. Ooh.

But not you, Petr, not you, because today you came to find me

But now we've got one, it will snowball surely.

But people pose, people show you what they want to show you.

But then they'll definitely catch us. Scarlett said...

But there has been a delay, Minister,

But they can receive calls. So if this cuts out, just call me back.

But they won't know what it is. They can't know. How could they?

But they're going to want hard cash. Unmarked bills. Sequential serial numbers. All that jazz.

But we can connect them to nine incidents in the last 48 hours.

But we cannot allow things like this to happen.

But we're no longer...

But we're not him.

But where are we going to go?

But why?

But you don't have it, do you?

But you have got to stay focused at all times,

But you'll be killed the second you land.

But, for example, if I say, "Phone home," you say...?

But, you know, really the credit for this

But... you put me in your hand.

Bye, now. Bye bye.

Bye, then.

C C Can you take that and we'll owe you the rest?

Calm down, Doug. Cut the kid some slack

Calm down, Philip, please.

Calm this... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Can I help you?

Can I just take, like, £50, just to get home?

Can I see you when you've got ten minutes?

Can we get that on a banner for tomorrow?

Can we make it six?

Can you call me back as soon as you get this? Thank you.

Can you do my hot water bottle for me, please? I don't want to come downstairs.

Can you get a shot on Lau?

Can you hold the door, please?

Can you turn on the printer in the office?

Can you turn this off?

Can't believe I've never been up here before.

Can't go there. Lau knows where I live.

Car crash. Ambulance.

Caretaker comes out the back every 20 minutes for a smoke. We go in.

Carry on.

Change the music! Change it!

Cheers, everybody. See you on Sunday.

Chyort!

Chyort.

Classic, Len.

Clive.

Close your eyes! I know you're tired.

Clyde?

Collateral damage.

Collateral damage. Now, I'm going to get on that plane, and he's coming with me.

Combination is on there.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here!

Come on, Phil, let's get out of here.

Come on, Phil. Let's get out of here quick.

Come on, Sam. Let's get out of here.

Come on, you're dressed for it. Go on!

Come on!

Coming.

Consequences.

Cool guy.

Cos his name was Michael, and "Phil" sounds a bit like "village".

Cos I will end you. Wah!

Cos... Well, yours are... They're a bit red.

Cough if you can hear me.

Culverson, I saw him on the news.

Cut the music!

Cut the music! Cut the music!

Da.

Damn it!

David Badandridge.

David Baddiel. Badanbridge. David Badanbridge.

Dear God!

Deep!

Definitely. At some point.

Did he give you that raise?

Did he play for Stoke?

Did he say anything to you about any documents?

Did he say... Marat Milankovic?

Did he? How nice of him(!)

Did Nick ever mention that name?

Did you bring my house keys?

Did you enjoy it, Phil?

Did you nick that from mine?

Did you really think that you were going to come in here

Didn't we? We worked it all out, we were that close.

Died. He's been died.

Dirty boy!

Do as he says. It's over, Paul.

Do it quick.

Do not approach without backup.

Do you enjoy working for the council?

Do you know where is my phone?

Do you know where she is?

Do you mind feeding me a couple of g****s?

Do you think they're happy, Sam?

Do you think this guy is more likely to yield information under duress

Do you think you could come and get him?

Do you understand? Watch the lights.

Do you want some Haribo?

Does anyone know what's happening with this banner?

Does my dad know about this? Because he will absolutely...

Does the name Marat Milankovic mean anything to you?

Don't answer it, the police will be there.

Don't answer it.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't bother reading it now, just whenever...

Don't do it, Paul. We'll have to shoot.

Don't drink it!

Don't even look at them yourself. They're disgusting.

Don't fucking lie to me!

Don't get me started, right.

Don't know, really.

Don't lie to me.

Don't make me shoot him!

Don't move, don't move!

Don't move. Do not move a muscle.

Don't start. Let's get out of here.

Don't usually go down too well in a court of law.

Don't worry, Marat, we're gonna patch you up, all right?

Don't worry, Sam. What I have to say to you won't take longer than...

Don't worry. You're in safe...

Don't...

Doors closing.

Down!

Drink it!

Drink that, it's isotonic.

Drink your medicine! Drink it!

Drink your medicine. Drink it!

Drink, drink it!

Drinking? Alcohol?

Ed. And... he's not even my type.

Eh? That's...

Either you meet me...

Elizabeth Green, yes.

Er, Len, do you think we need...

Er, Midhurst Triangle.

Er, see you in a bit.

Er...

Evening, Phil.

Every time I do, I seem to make things worse.

Everybody here should have a home that they can be proud of,

Everyone queuing up to shake your hand.

Everyone... on Friday.

Everything OK?

Everything. The worst thing is, the town wouldn't even get the benefit.

Exactly! Stuff like this never happens!

Exactly! Things are bad enough.

Exactly! Unless we give her what she wants. Now put it back!

Excuse me?!

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry, I've got Mr Stevens here.

Faster!

Find the house, find the guy. Find the guy, find the music box.

Find the music box...

Fine. Six o'clock.

Fit!

Fluids, vitamins, OK?

Flying over above us, coming out of trees.

Foolish, cowardly man.

For 800 grand?

For clues.

For one day. Only one day. I'm not safe!

For the fact that I actually care about what I'm trying to do.

For you.

Forget it!

Four hours. All right. Um, no, no. OK, all right, thanks ever so much.

From the accident this morning,

From TV, something like a culture programme or sports show.

FSB seems to think so.

FSB use my secrets against me.

FSB used my secrets against me.

Fuck off!

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck!

Full of stresses and tensions, and I wonder who caused that(!)

Future.

Gel my hair up, put on my sleeveless Puffa jacket.

Get down.

Get in the front. You're driving the rest of the way.

Get in.

Get it back.

Get me that music box.

Get me the duty officer.

Get off! Get the fuck off me!

Get on the phone to Thames Valley Police.

Get on your plane. Be my guest.

Get out!

Get up.

Getting into fights.

Give me your phone.

Give the phone to your friend.

Give yourselves up!

Glad you came.

Go and get some bedding from the bedding cupboard.

Go for it.

Go on, read them out.

Go on.

God...

Gonna borrow the car, OK, Mum?

Good luck.

Good morning. This is Moira Stuart.

Good work.

Good.

Good. From now on we just ignore them.

Got him.

Got it!

Got it.

Got them? Oh, my God!

Grab Milankovic, bring him out for questioning.

Great!

Great. Come and do it now.

Great. Let's hear them.

Guys, who wants to go go karting?

Guys?

Guys? I don't know if anyone's...

Guys...

Ha! "Hard work."

Hands behind your back!

Hang on, Green as in Lizzie Green?

Hang on, I recognise him.

Hang on, what are we saying here?

Hang on, who am I?

Hang on, you haven't paid me to take anybody out.

Hang on.

Hang on. This is silly.

Has Sam turned up?

Have I let the cat out of the bag? Meow.

Have you asked him what type of documents?

Have you been drinking, sir?

Have you been eating properly?

Have you done this before?

Have you not?

Have you reported this?

Have you seen this?

Have you told anyone else about this?

Have you told anyone else?

Have you written anything down?

Have you...?

Haven't you got a key?

Having a hostage.

He can't have bought it more than a couple of days ago.

He doesn't actually work for the council, he just works for the building.

He had a nasty car accident this morning

He hit you and he hit Sam.

He might mean these documents.

He must have thought the music box was valuable.

He said it himself this is worthless. This is the key!

He sold a load of stuff, we've ended up with the money,

He sold something very important to me.

He told me not to tell anyone!

He wants access to the building to do some work for you.

He wants payback for being thrown out of Russia.

He wants to talk to you.

He was convinced that our Philip was a whoopsie, of course.

He was never meant to be involved.

He'll be in the hospital.

He'll get rich, and she'll get the blame!

He's a bit old for work experience, isn't he, Phil?

He's a gentleman.

He's absolutely fine, honestly. We gave him a Twix.

He's asking the Russians to pay him to keep his mouth shut.

He's been talking about you for so long,

He's dead.

He's delirious. Have some more of this.

He's in the cabinet.

He's right, Paul. Think what would happen if it went public.

He's with me. At work.

He's with me. At work. I work at Berkshire County Council.

Hello, Jack. I'm Sam

Hello, Jim.

Hello, love of my life.

Hello, Miss Green, sorry to disturb, it's Council Security here.

Hello, um, I'm not sure if this was the right number to call...

Hello!

Hello?

Hello. Sam?

Hello. This is Brad speaking.

Help! I cannot swim!

Here you go.

Hey!

Hey! You have got to keep your nutrients up.

Hey...

Hi, excuse me. We're looking for Mr Stevens. He was in a car crash this morning.

Hi, it's me again.

Hi, Kev.

Hi, this is a message for Sergeant Ince... It's Sam Pinkett here

Hi.

Hi. Just before you say anything,

Hiya, Mum, it's me.

Hiya, Mum!

Hiya, Mum.

Hiya. Er, Mori sent me.

Hmm, yes, I...

Hmm.

Hmm. Yeah. Alan passed away last night.

Hold on a minute.

Hold still, hold still!

Hold your position.

Holy shit! Who are these guys?

Honestly, I'm fine. I just need to get my clothes back.

Honey! Stop.

Honey...

Hopping round in his socks.

How about now?

How about we stop with the fairy tales

How are you, Len? What are you watching?

How can you sell it all out for a bit of money?

How could you do this?

How did this happen, Phil?

How hot?

How long's she been gone?

How out of your depth you are.

Hugh... Dandridge.

Huh, huh? Yeah, that's right.

Humiliation. The first rule of taking a hostage humiliate them.

I actually used to live round there with my girlfriend.

I am arresting you for the murder of your husband, Nicholas Stevens.

I am certain we cannot do business like before.

I am gonna talk now, and you are going to listen.

I am not dead!

I am the only man on the planet who can prove your innocence.

I asked them to deliver it straight to the town hall.

I can see it in your faces.

I can see that. Why?

I can see why it looks like that, but it was actually...

I can't bear my mum to see them, all right? Just burn them.

I can't do this.

I can't go anywhere without Sam.

I can't run any more!

I can't sleep.

I can't... I can't do that.

I cannot swim. I cannot swim.

I certainly didn't made you a... double agent.

I come in here every day trying to be who you want me to be

I come up here sometimes twice a day and I've never seen anyone.

I didn't do anything!

I didn't even know that you two were even talking.

I don't bloody believe this.

I don't bloody believe this. He said it was full of money and... and...

I don't even know why you bother coming in.

I don't go deep end.

I don't have a phone. Someone threw it off a train.

I don't know anything.

I don't know if that's an eight or a nine.

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't think you do either.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why I didn't drive the whole way...

I don't know! How would I know?!

I don't know! I haven't seen any documents!

I don't know.

I don't know. Green Ward?

I don't know. Shouldn't you know?

I don't like this.

I don't sleep well here.

I don't think we've got a choice!

I don't think you call the shots here.

I don't understand. This was definitely the meeting place.

I don't wanna talk about it. Us.

I don't want any blood on the good settee, I'll get my kit.

I don't want it to happen! I haven't slept all night.

I don't want to go back to a Nokia!

I don't want to hear you make a sound

I don't want to know of your involvement.

I found the phone by the side of the road.

I fucking hate it.

I gave my guy my money and a phone.

I get paid on Thursday. Phil, how much was that hot stone massage?

I give it to you. You keep safe.

I give it to you. You keep safe. Tell no one.

I guess we'll find out in 45 minutes.

I had a roast.

I have a, er...

I have it.

I have no quarrels with you!

I have to leave my family without saying goodbye because of you!

I have.

I haven't got my passport!

I haven't involved the police

I haven't.

I haven't. How could I have? It's blank.

I hope I haven't made too much trouble for you?

I hope she hasn't changed her password.

I hope they will, too.

I just didn't realise you'd moved on so quickly.

I just don't see what I've got to thank you for.

I just found a phone.

I just need to print it out.

I just negotiated the whole thing. Where is he?

I just sold some art, that's all I did.

I just sold some art. That's all I did. To Marat Milankovic.

I just want to run through how this will go...

I just wanted to give you the keys back.

I just work in the building. I'm sub contracted.

I know Brimpton Airfield.

I know everything.

I know names, and locations of many Russian agents based in Western Europe.

I know we're all tired.

I know where we can search the planning archives.

I know.

I know. I am.

I know. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

I like it. It's great. I'm Jim.

I like to photograph since I was a child,

I love this song.

I love you. I love you.

I mean Hugh. And this is David.

I mean, at best it's rude.

I mean, how long before Len finds him?

I mean, I didn't inhale, obviously. Not me, Officer!

I mean, I'm helping Sam with the Reid regeneration project.

I mean, only a total idiot would go there without any money!

I mean, what documents does he think we have?

I mean, yes, it's... it's a no.

I miss you looking after me.

I miss you making my decisions for me.

I need assurances.

I need the toilet.

I need to ask you a question.

I need to know right now.

I need to know that I'm with someone who's got my back.

I need to pop out for a few minutes.

I need to put something on the accident form.

I need you to find them and get rid of them.

I notice you're not denying it, you and Reid.

I only got it two weeks ago.

I only wish there was some way of thanking you.

I paid! I fucking paid!

I promise I'll do it this morning.

I put this up a couple of weeks ago now.

I really am most grateful to both of you for returning it.

I really don't think this...

I really love jumpers.

I roll deep!

I said I couldn't remember what they looked like.

I saw a man here I thought was Kev and it isn't Kev!

I saw someone poison the champagne, it wasn't me!

I say a line, and you have to guess which film it's from.

I sent you a text, Mum.

I still find those kinds of conversations a bit weird.

I swear. Please believe me.

I tell you what...

I think he might be in a coma.

I think he's trying to say something.

I think it would have been worth it if it were anyone else but you.

I think it's the music. I'm not really feeling this.

I think that's long enough.

I think this might hurt a little bit.

I think we established quite clearly that we just work for the council.

I think we'll meet somewhere neutral, if you don't mind. Take down this address.

I think we're all speechless.

I think you should know that I'm having a little get together.

I think...

I thought I was going to theatre.

I thought if I could just get your phone back to you,

I thought you were coming in early.

I throw a party for my friend here

I told him. I don't know why.

I told them. I said, "Don't use Sam. He will let you down."

I track you leaving the home of one of Russia's most wanted

I understand what you're saying, Phil.

I used to come here all the time with my dad to fly my kite.

I want my keys back before I change the locks.

I want my keys back. Before I change the locks.

I want my keys back... before I change the locks.

I want to make speech!

I want you to know whatever happens, I don't regret a second of it.

I want you to know, whatever happens, I don't regret a second of it.

I want you to think very carefully.

I want...

I was at home.

I was beginning to think you didn't exist.

I was in a fight. But I'm OK.

I was supposed to deliver the money to Mr Lau. That's all I know.

I was talking to Agent Walker.

I was there when you crashed your car this morning.

I watched Marat do it, and I copied every single word.

I went to school here.

I will bet you £100 pounds it's Danger Mouse.

I will do the same to her if you don't bring the documents

I will kill her.

I will kill you. I will kill you,

I will make a decision in conjunction with my colleagues

I will shoot him! I will never put this gun down!

I will take your nose. It's gone.

I will tear you apart! Where is it?

I wish Michael were still alive. He'd love to have met you.

I wish you'd just tell me.

I wish you'd just tell me. What do you want?

I wish you'd told me that before.

I won't.

I work at Berkshire County Council.

I wouldn't be in the middle of all this if I hadn't listened to you!

I'd be impressed...

I'd rather get them...

I'll ask the questions, sir.

I'll be down in a minute.

I'll be up in a minute.

I'll come.

I'll do that later. I can remember that.

I'll do the talking.

I'll find them, Paul. I'm this close. I know it.

I'll give you anything. You can take anything from here.

I'll give you three seconds!

I'll just have a drink!

I'll never forget, it got caught in that tree down there

I'll say.

I'll see you at work, then.

I'll send it to your screen.

I'll tell them to go to the council and look for a scrawny hobbit

I'll tell you how it happened.

I'm a town planning and noise guidance adviser...

I'm a town planning and noise guidance advisor for Berkshire County Council.

I'm actually now on... Do you know Habringham Crescent

I'm already late for a meeting. If you do need us, there's my card.

I'm already not doing that.

I'm borrowing your car.

I'm fine, I just need some air.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. Er, I'm looking for the toilet.

I'm going to have to kill you now.

I'm going to miss you guys.

I'm going to try and change gear.

I'm gonna hurt you.

I'm gonna smash your face off.

I'm helping Sam with the Reid regeneration project.

I'm in mourning for my poor husband.

I'm in the middle of a presentation, Sam.

I'm in.

I'm just saying Europe, cor!

I'm just saying. You're right. It is Scooby Doo.

I'm literally nobody. If you've been watching me...

I'm not denying anything.

I'm not eating a cold Jinsters, Sam!

I'm not even married.

I'm not gonna go there without any money.

I'm not laughing!

I'm not leaving without her. That's the deal.

I'm not sleeping in them either. Have some self respect.

I'm not sure that applies here but...

I'm nothing.

I'm OK. I really have to get to work.

I'm on my way.

I'm only nice to you because no one else is.

I'm praying to God that they'll catch those two men who killed him.

I'm really sorry about him.

I'm Sam and my legs are fine.

I'm Sam.

I'm so glad you're the person I'm sharing this with!

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry...

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm sorry if I was a bit harsh earlier.

I'm sorry it took so long.

I'm sorry that I got promoted.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm still doing it now.

I'm talking about rolling deep!

I'm the one who has to explain to Mr Reid tomorrow.

I'm trying to do the right thing.

I'm using someone else's phone, and they don't know how much credit they've got.

I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

I'm, fine, yeah, yeah.

I've already put the milk in.

I've always wanted to do that.

I've been doing it the whole time we've been stood here.

I've been thinking about what you said.

I've been watching you...

I've got a few others here. Um...

I've got a load of work to do. Lizzie will kill me if I don't...

I've got an appointment. I don't want to say any more than that.

I've got it, I've got it.

I've got it! I've got it. I've got your money. I've got it.

I've got to go, actually.

I've had enough of your shit!

I've just... been for a run.

I've never driven manual!

I've never seen you like this before.

I've only just regained the use of my legs, Phil.

I've seen this happen before with amputees. It's the realisation

I've seen your work, and I won't let you hang for this.

I've sent you an e mail. Alan can't make it, I know that.

I've spoken to the police, but I haven't told them it was you.

If anyone is listening, you're explaining it to them.

If anyone's listening, I don't know who you think we are

If he has come to any harm...

If he thought he was just gonna have to sell it to the government for...

If I don't have that research pack on my desk today,

If I was a railway planner, which in my own small way I am,

If I was doing Jerry Maguire, I'd say, "Show me the money."

If it weren't for us pesky kids.

If she dies, then I'm dead and you'll get nothing.

If something's happened and you're not telling me,

If that phone had rung three seconds later, but it didn't.

If there was any way I could save your wife, I would.

If there's any way I can save your wife, I will.

If they find out that I'm involved, they will shit themselves.

If this phone had rung three seconds later, I wouldn't even have heard it.

If we let him go, he'll come back. He tried to kill us!

If we say no, does that change anything?

If you are not here by five o'clock,

If you are not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife.

If you could just sit up, sit up.

If you don't explode it, it doesn't mean anything!

If you hadn't taken half the afternoon off yesterday without telling me.

If you'd have been a few steps further up that road, you wouldn't be talking to us now.

In a government facility, or of his own free will in a public location?

In a grey BMW?

In a moment, you will give the phone back to your friend.

In and, "Boom." All right.

In four minutes, the number 53 bus goes from that corner

In love with me.

In other circumstances,

In that ASDA car park?

In through your nose, out through your mouth.

In through your... out through your...

In your own time!

In... out.

Intimidate me? Blackmail me?

Invisible ink! Old school, nice!

Is clean. That's what... that's what I came up here to do.

Is he all right?

Is his name Agent Walker?

Is it?

Is Milankovic safe?

Is that a good enough reason?

Is that aubergine lasagne?

Is that blood?

Is that it?

Is that OK with you two gentlemen?

Is that Sam? Can you pass the phone to him?

Is that the money?

Is that you boo bear?

Is there any way you can do that quicker?

Is this...

Is white tie OK?

Is you don't talk about being in this room.

Is your phone.

Is, in fact, not going ahead.

Isn't that his car?

It can crush a car in 45 seconds.

It defeats the...

It doesn't matter. We're all she's got now.

It happened because this country's going to hell in a handcart!

It is.

It isn't.

It may be my name on the project, but it's his name on the cheque.

It means you'll be held responsible for leaking these names.

It rung three seconds earlier, and there's a reason for that.

It says Mr Smith. I thought you said he was Mr Stevens.

It took 63 lemons, but it was worth it!

It took all this to make him listen and deliver what he owes.

It was an onion gravy.

It was him, that's who I saw! Him!

It was me who called the ambulance.

It was nothing to do with us. We were just taking her back...

It was self defence, right? We all saw you.

It was supposed to be delivered this morning.

It was the Transport Minister on the sex tape.

It won't let me copy it.

It would be nice to hear them.

It'll be fine.

It's a Jamie Oliver.

It's a lullaby mum, it's perfect.

It's a music box. Try and be careful!

It's a setup! Don't let them get away!

It's a shame.

It's a USB stick.

It's a very delicate issue and we're consulting with numerous organisations.

It's actually nothing to do with me!

It's Agent Walker's car, ma'am. It's on the move.

It's all right. Let them have their moment.

It's all right. Shhh.

It's always been for you.

It's another Alan.

It's been a strange week, hasn't it, Phil?

It's been fun.

It's been three weeks. Why haven't you unpacked?

It's fine. I just didn't realise you'd moved on so quickly.

It's fine. I just need to remember not to talk about us at work.

It's fine. You can do what you want.

It's going to be quite a party.

It's her. It's not my mum, it's her. It's her.

It's him! It's him! That's it, it's him, he did it, look!

It's him.

It's in a safety deposit box in Edinburgh.

It's just a matter of straightening the cogs, that's...

It's just been...

It's just I can definitely be there at six.

It's just I'm on pay as you go along, and I don't have much credit left, so...

It's just not you.

It's just rumours, Alan. Don't worry yourself.

It's like being with a child! You have no idea what the real world is like!

It's me that's going to look bad.

It's my fart.

It's my mum.

It's not "curry night". It's "curry club".

It's not a question of blame but of due process...

It's not all there.

It's not as nice, obviously, but it's temporary.

It's not going away.

It's not... We weren't watching it like that, that's not what it is,

It's nothing illegal. It's just bums and stuff.

It's Pinkett.

It's possible that Milankovic had some intel...

It's quite common with shock.

It's right up Kirstie's street.

It's six o'clock. A different address. I've got it written down in my pocket.

It's slowing down. I think we should get out.

It's so hot in here. Take off your top.

It's so lovely to meet you at last.

It's stopped. I really need to...

It's ten o'clock at night.

It's the Green regeneration project,

It's the Green regeneration project.

It's the truth. It's like I said to the guy in the hospital,

It's this way

It's this way.

It's unbelievable!

It's very casual. It's not a big...

It's where we scattered his ashes.

It's worth a lot to someone.

It's your blood on the carpet.

It's your word against ours.

James Wallcroft's house virtually backs onto it.

Jamie doesn't put peas in it.

Jerry Maguire.

Jump a lot of hurdles.

Just about if anyone wants to go go karting this Saturday. Anyone?

Just after she reported the death of her husband Nick.

Just as soon as she calls me, I'll get her to...

Just dance for me.

Just do it. Do it quick.

Just drive. We need to get him to the hospital.

Just get in.

Just let me know if you need me to do anything else.

Just making up for the time I missed.

Just shut it down, this is clearly a personal...

Just take it.

Just talk about this...

Just... just... do as he says.

Just... wait, wait!

Keep your distance.

Kev?!

Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie.

Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie, Kirstie.

Leave me alone.

Len's not gonna come up here. I told you, no one does.

Let him go. We'll cut a deal.

Let me do what I do best.

Let's hear it.

Let's just be reasonable and talk about this.

Let's just call it quits

Let's roll.

Let's see how it goes.

Let's talk now.

LeTanya!

Like the A Team?

Linda, I'm afraid we're really in a rush.

Linda. Oh, come on through.

Lionel Lau, organiser of an underground gambling ring, together with a whole...

Listen to me!

Listening to you was the biggest mistake I made!

Lizzie, I don't know if that's you or your answerphone.

Lizzie, listen to...

Lizzie, who spearheaded this project...

Lizzie!

Lizzie?

Lizzie...

Lock it up!

Lock it up.

Locked.

Look at me, you piece of shit. Look at me.

Look what you're capable of.

Look what you've done.

Look, I don't know what to do.

Look, I don't want you going near my mum again.

Look, I just came up to check on the room before I bring everyone up.

Look, I think we should just sit down and talk,

Looks like they were right.

Lovely choice of venue. Beautiful view...

Make them feel disgusted.

Marat has had Shreddies, but there is Crunchy...

Marat, there's no exit wound, I think the bullet's still in there.

Marat.

Maybe it was like that before. I mean, you don't know what you're doing!

Maybe not.

Maybe this is exactly what we should be doing, is talking about it.

Me and you, buddy, we... we run the surf shack,

Me and you, right, we... we open up a... a surf shack on the beach.

Meet me at the church on Harkett Road in one hour.

Men.

MI5 man. He said he could protect me, but his phone is dead.

Milankovic can identify Russian agents working here and in the States.

Mm hm.

Mmm hmm?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, yep, that's it, drink it down. Shh.

Mmmm mm mm mm.

Mmmm mmm mmm.

Mori.

Mori's boys?

Morning, Phil. You moved.

Morning.

Mr Mayor.

Mr Milankovic and I need to have a little chat. You two can go,

Mr Reid insisted.

Mrs Stevens.

MRSA!

Mum dropped the box. The song kept getting stuck,

Mum, be careful!

Mum, listen to me. Mum, listen to my voice.

Mum!

Must be nice to be treated like a hero.

Must be the worst boss in the world. Is he?

My contact, he doesn't answer.

My dad's tree, the park,

My flatmate had a party and I just sort of got dragged into it.

My kids went to school here.

My name is Agent Jack Walker and I work for the British Secret Service.

My name is Agent Jack Walker,

My name is Agent Jack Walker, and I work for the British Secret Service.

My name is Philip Neville Bourne, and I'm here to rescue you.

My name is Phillip Bourne, and I don't work for the council,

My name is Sam Pinkett and I work for the council.

My name is Scarlett Stevens. My husband's just been killed.

My name isn't Sam, I'm saying,

My name's Sam Pinkett.

My nephew is very precious to me.

My then girlfriend.

My whole life has been turned upside down, but do you know what? We did it.

My... uncle.

Needs to be fixed.

Neither am I confirming it, I've answered your question as best I can.

Neither am I confirming...

Neither was I.

Nice of you to join us.

Nice of you to turn up! It's taken a lot of time and effort...

Nice! Yeah, badass! You bring that attitude at six o'clock

Nick sold everything to raise the ransom.

Nick, stop ignoring my calls.

No hospital. They will look for me there.

No more chances.

No one wants to go go karting.

No one wants to go go karting. OK?

No one would think to look for it there.

No one's going to say anything.

No running! Sam Pinkett!

No, Alan, she's hot, she's smokin' hot.

No, fix it. She'll notice if the song sounds wrong.

No, give that back.

No, I don't have a clue what he's talking about. They killed him!

No, I mean...

No, I needed someone to help me with the chair.

No, I've just come from there. Why are we going there?

No, it's a model railway!

No, it's not...

No, lock it up. Lock it up. Lock it up!

No, no, I've just...

No, no, in a good way!

No, no, Mum. Honestly there's no need. We're gonna head out in a minute.

No, no, no there's no need for you to do that.

No, no, no hospital. They will look for me there.

No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just checking in, see if...

No, no, no, no, it's us. We're trying to help you, remember?

No, no, no, no, please, take me with you!

No, no, no.

No, no. I believe you.

No, no. It will... It will take me two seconds.

No, no. Not planning anything.

No, please don't!

No, Sam doesn't think they're happy.

No, Sam, no!

No, Sam! No, Sam, don't drink... Don't drink... Don't drink it.

No, Sir.

No, that was exactly it Marat Milankovic.

No, they are not happy.

No, they don't.

No, we don't. That's only gonna make things worse.

No, you don't understand! Please, please!

No, you just left 13 voice mails on my phone at three o'clock this morning.

No, you weren't.

No!

No! No way!

No! No, no, no, no.

No! Sam, no!

No! Start the car!

No.

No. But you don't spend 12 years in A&E

No. E.T.

No. I did try to tell you before.

No. I mean, what, this is only like the second time we've...

No. Well, there's more, so, OK.

Not a plaster, a bandage.

Not Abu Ghraib.

Not again.

Not for me.

Not just one copy. Hundreds.

Not that Alan.

Not to draw any attention to ourselves.

Not you you drive. Unlucky!

Not, bad, eh, Sam? Sam?

Nothing. I just left a message to call me back.

Nothing. It's just back to work tomorrow, innit?

Nothing. Just hanging out.

Notifying all units.

Now she's dead! You thief! Now I'm gonna have a...

Now we have to save her,

Now you heard what he said his uncle.

Now, breathe in, breathe out.

Now, don't be surprised if, when you come home from work,

Now, I don't care what happened to him, but I'm gonna ask you this

Now, I grew up in this town.

Now, I know you're a good surgeon.

Now, I'm gonna take you somewhere safe and we are gonna figure this out.

Now, listen carefully. Here's the new address.

Now, there is no guy. There is no money.

Now?

Now...

Of course he isn't all right! He landed on the bloody roof!

Of course I can...

Of course.

Of course. Yeah, course it would be Green Ward, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Of disciplinary offences that I've been compiling.

Of my nan's. A friend of my nan's.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Oh, actually, I did see a phone somewhere.

Oh, come on! You know how it works!

Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, God, it's blank.

Oh, God, Phil, what are we doing?

Oh, God!

Oh, God...

Oh, good Lord!

Oh, hello, Sam. Someone just put me through to you.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh, I haven't unpacked all the boxes yet. They'll be in there.

Oh, I'm busy.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, inconveniencing you, huh? Do you think you're in charge?

Oh, late as always. Two things.

Oh, lovely. Really nice round there.

Oh, me, too. So another time maybe, yeah?

Oh, my gilly gosh!

Oh, my God, they've killed Marat!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You know what, Sam, why don't you...?

Oh, my... Who is that?!

Oh, my...!

Oh, no, really?

Oh, no, we've shaken them.

Oh, no, what happened?

Oh, no, you didn't.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, please, don't hurt me.

Oh, oh, the sex tape, he says.

Oh, Philip, is that you?

Oh, right, what did you do before, mate?

Oh, Sabrina... Noel needs some first aid.

Oh, she's lovely.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, something to hide at home is there? No, I'm just...

Oh, that's fine. That was meant to.

Oh, the famous Sam is here!

Oh, they don't get on. Still your dad, though. Bit cold.

Oh, they said they were going to kill her if you call the police.

Oh, well, let's see it.

Oh, well, no, no, me neither.

Oh, well, sort of. We did.

Oh, where have you been?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, you've got to explode it!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh...

Oi! You might want to watch this.

OK, and what's the latest that we'd be able to book that?

OK, cheers.

OK, go and put him in the recovery position

OK, here's what we're gonna do.

OK, Hugh Dandridge, Hugh Dandrige.

OK, I'll do it.

OK, I'm pulling out. Engage the target.

OK, let's do this.

OK, let's go.

OK, Marat,

OK, Mr Fletcher.

OK, thank you.

OK, thanks.

OK, there's a flight that leaves for Mexico City at 6am.

OK, they're coming to you now.

OK, um...

OK, we tour the house, find the music box, grab it and run.

OK, we wait.

OK, we're not...

OK, well, that's... That's OK.

OK, you heard. Pull out now!

OK, you're on, because it's Scooby Doo!

OK! That's the one.

OK?

OK.

OK. OK.

OK. So who are we dealing with?

OK. This isn't a "thing" we do now.

OK. Would you mind putting some chairs out?

Okey dokey.

On my command...

On the left. Samuel James Pinkett, 29, works for Berkshire County Council.

On what you can do for me.

On what?

One bottle left.

One last time...

One, it's black tie.

One...

Only a total idiot would go there without any money.

Ooh, I'm coming down.

Ooh, now!

Ooh.

Oooh. Oh, look at you.

Oooh...

Open the doors slowly,

Or am I not even worth it, not to you?!

Or I'll go to the police and tell them I've started remembering.

Or there'll be blood on your hands.

Or written anything down?

Or you can let Sam go...

Or you'll have to explain to Phil what happened to his mum.

Or... Aargh!

Paul... What have you got yourself into?

Petr tried to kill me.

Petr! Petr! Petr!

Petr?

Petr. My friend.

Phil, come on...

Phil, give me your phone.

Phil, it's Culverson. It's Kev!

Phil, talk to me.

Phil!

Phil! What?

Philip?

Philip?!

Piss off, Noel. Come on, we've got to find Lizzie.

Please don't let me down.

Please hold.

Please select your floor.

Please, don't do... Don't do that.

Please!

Please! Please!

Please.

Please... Come quickly.

Please... please...

Police. My husband's... just been killed.

Preparation is key, Samuel.

Pretty good trick, with the blank pages.

Probably too much wasabi in there for you anyway. I put shitloads in.

Pull up his fucking pants!

Pulling down his pants.

Put "gunshot wound".

Put it down further!

Put the phone down, then. Hang up!

Put your foot... put the clutch down.

Put your guns down now!

Put your hands on your head!

Put your weapon down! Put your hands on your head!

Really, so hot... gas mark... buck, yes.

Really?

Really? No, I'm cold, if anything.

Returning your call.

Right to the end of my road.

Right, but what if they call again? You can't ignore it.

Right, come on, now then. Food.

Right, get him into the garage.

Right, I think the Green Ward is round the next corner.

Right, I'm not doing... Just drive, we need to get him to the hospital.

Right, it's straight on on this road for a mile and then it's right.

Right, let's try and get this thing done in under two hours, shall we?

Right, so... ropes and cable ties, yeah?

Right, that's deliberate.

Right, well, I can't give that information, I'm afraid.

Right, well, Reid owns all of those, they're all part of the development so...

Right, well, we know who bought it. The Russian.

Right, you take him to the mail room. Don't tell anyone his name.

Right, you're emotional. OK, but you cannot let that rule your head.

Right.

Right. Can you get them to call you?

Right. Famous film, not necessarily a famous line.

Right. That makes sense.

Right. There's a Sergeant Ince on the phone for you...

Right. Who to?

Roger that, standing by.

Ruin everything that I've been working for.

Run, run! Get in the car!

Run!

Run! Get in the car!

S... Stop it!

Sam Pinkett.

Sam, have you seen Lizzie? No one's seen her.

Sam, I'm a bit worried about you.

Sam, is that you?

Sam, is there anywhere we can get you some clothes?

Sam, put him in the recovery position.

Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

Sam, Sam, Sam!

Sam, Sam. Oh, God.

Sam, there's a fittie at reception for you!

Sam, this gentleman's here to see you.

Sam, this is not what it looks like.

Sam, you mustn't. It's... It's...

Sam!

Sam! Sam!

Sam! Sam! Come in!

Sam?

Sam.

Sam. I work for Lizzie.

Sam. Sam.

Sam...

Same as no one ever wants to do curry night.

Same as no one wanted to go on your stupid paintball trip.

Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne.

Samuel Pinkett! Philip Bourne!

Save it for Lizzie, mate. Don't involve me in your web of lies.

Scarlett knows where I live. She's been there. So...

Scarlett Stevens,

Scarlett was very worried.

Seat belt!

See how you like it. Drink your medicine.

See what happens if you make a sound. Go on, I dare you.

See, there is a phone there, you see. Look!

See, this is what my mum thinks I do all day

Seriously, I'm gonna miss all this. Running around...

Seven and half million pounds of his own money

Shall we proceed?

She got three. What you doing tonight?

She wants to speak to you.

She was going up anyway, for... Hogmanay.

She went to the toilet about half an hour ago.

She will come forward... alone.

She's alive!

She's alive.

She's supposed to do her speech in five minutes?

Shhhhh.

Shit to deal with.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...!

Shit!

Shit! Are you OK, Phil?

Shit. What are you doing?!

Shoes off, guys. Shoes off, shoes off, shoes off.

Should be going to Lizzie Green.

Shouldn't you be at your dinner party?

Shrapnel! See you later.

Shut up!

Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Silly Billy.

Sir, Milankovic is in there.

Sit in an office, taking calls...

Six months I gave him. Nothing but lies and false promises.

Small town, big future.

Smoking in the building? She can't do that.

So are we going to get the bus, or...

So find it. Why am I out of bed?

So find them...

So go on. Go on, do it.

So I don't think it's gonna have

So I give you your very own... Elizabeth Green.

So I quit.

So if it's a code, you'd have to explain it to me.

So if Marat's right,

So if you're thinking of pulling a fast one, then...

So it all depends on...

So it could still happen.

So who's to blame for the decision being delayed again, Minister?

So whose phone was it, then?

So you are not a rent boy?

So you gave her a bag...

So you just found this phone?

So, are we gonna get the bus?

So, are you local, or...

So, as you all know, there's been some...

So, everything... everything's OK?

So, I mean, in many ways, it's worthless...

So, I want the work we do going forward

So, please do have a look.

So, Sam, are we anywhere with that slogan?

So, Scarlett's dad is Mr Reid, the Reid development guy.

So, what can I do for you?

So...

So... can I go?

Someone doesn't want us getting our hands on this information.

Someone out there needs us. A woman. A beautiful woman.

Someone who's prepared to roll deep.

Something's not right.

Sorry about that. It was just a...

Sorry, Alan. Is this room...?

Sorry, I didn't wake you up, did I?

Sorry, this isn't really something I can leave in a message.

Sorry.

Sorry. I don't...

Sounds like you're pretty busy.

Stand down!

Start the car!

Stay in the car. I have a prior appointment.

Step out of the car...

Stick that one in.

Still got my...

Stop laughing at me.

Stop suggesting the recovery position for dead people!

Stop!

Stop! No!

Stop! Stop, stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stray dog!

Stupid!

Suppose I believe you...

Take it out.

Take me with you! For one day, I'm not safe. I'll give you anything.

Take the lead on this, Paul.

Take them.

Talk to me, Phil.

Tell her you're fine and then hang up.

Tell him I'm busy.

Tell him to come home and stop being so stupid.

Tell me about it. I have to work here.

Tell me where it is.

Tell me where they are, and everything will be OK!

Tell no one.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, everyone, for coming.

Thank you, Sam.

Thank you.

Thank you. I mean, thanks.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank your mother. Stay strong.

Thanks so much. I'm so glad we could work this out.

Thanks to the generosity of Mr Reid.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks.

That computer is no longer in this house.

That list of names is worth more than this kid's life.

That money was to buy back my wife!

That the high speed rail link

That there will be...

That they can stay in this town

That was a joke. That was a funny joke.

That was good work, Philip.

That we call the shots now.

That.

That's a good girl.

That's a nine.

That's a record, even by my standards.

That's all I've got!

That's disgusting.

That's enough! Have you got the documents?

That's exactly what Danger Mouse is!

That's exactly what you'd do. You'd go through the park,

That's family, Sam. There's no stronger bond on Earth.

That's funny, cos I've only lost 800 grand.

That's him.

That's it. I found a phone.

That's just it. Everything I've tried to upload has been scrambled.

That's my phone.

That's not helping.

That's not my phone.

That's really good.

That's right, and we helped you, yeah?

That's right, motherfucker!

That's the army. We don't really do that.

That's the name of the programme I couldn't remember.

That's the word you're going with?

That's them.

That's what friends do.

That's what he gave...

That's what I meant.

That's where him and my mum had their first kiss.

That's where me and Lizzie first kissed.

That's why we were at the hospital.

The air bag went off.

The body they found in Berkshire yesterday was Agent Walker.

The body they found in Berkshire yesterday... was Agent Walker.

The car crash.

The documents he gave you where are they?!

The documents he gave you, where are they?

The evil old bastard.

The first rule of being in this room...

The girl. We just want the girl.

The greatest asset we have is they don't know I'm involved.

The key to this is just keep saying "Kirstie".

The kidnappers called again, and I agreed to meet them.

The last agent who got too close ended up in a body bag.

The more we run, the guiltier we look.

The next couple of days are really important for me and I need...

The number you have dialled is not in service. Please check...

The other... pocket.

The safest place in the world for you is here.

The slogan?

The statistics speak for themselves. Next slide.

The stench of piss.

The truth doesn't matter if you can't prove it.

The two men driving the car were with Walker moments before he died, ma'am.

Then at 23.10, we have them handing over something to this man.

Then how do I know it's genuine?

Then what do you want? Hmm?

Then why have you got a pool?

Then you know me well enough to know

There are all these people gonna be there.

There it is. Put it back.

There was a... I found...um...

There was some sort of problem, but I've sorted it.

There you are!

There's 2.20 there.

There's a pipe over there. We'll tie him to that.

There's an old industrial unit, on Cherry Tree Lane.

There's been a misunderstanding.

There's no CCTV inside, just a camera on the rear entrance.

There's no hold up. The patient's already had his premed

There's no need to...

There's no shot.

There's no sign of movement from the vehicle.

There's nobody there.

These guys are probably armed...

They are here.

They broke in and killed him.

They can trace it.

They changed the meeting.

They don't have a clue who they're messing with! They want to mess with us?

They don't know who they're messing with.

They drink, they have fun and I get wonderful pictures.

They hunt me everywhere. FSB.

They killed Marat!

They ruined that and they tried to ruin me.

They said they'd be here in two to three minutes.

They spy on us, we spy on them. Nothing actually happens.

They stand up and they say, "Bring the noise, mother..."

They thought I was you.

They took everything, because they are thieves.

They were going to cut your leg off. Because you left me unattended.

They were going to kill me

They were going to kill me,

They were going to kill me, Nick.

They were like, "No, we want to give him a chance to prove himself." "Oh, OK." What's he proved,

They wouldn't get a second chance.

They'll find us eventually.

They're bribing the transport minister.

They're bribing the Transport Minister.

They're not even messing with me! I'm the wrong man.

They're not happy.

They're such sticklers for things like... well, I don't know,

They're trying to mess with the guy from the car crash.

They've bagged all the right land to sell. He'll get rich...

They've been talking to me, thinking I was you.

They've got Lizzie! My girlfriend!

They've... they've bagged all the right land to sell.

This compactor exerts 150 tons of pressure.

This could be a long night.

This had better be good.

This is a copy of the files.

This is a game changer, Sam. The game has changed.

This is a problem.

This is a trade.

This is bad.

This is Berkshire County Council, not Abu Ghraib.

This is Fight Club.

This is it! We're clear!

This is making me very nervous.

This is Mr Pinkett. He's my patient.

This is my town.

This is not our money. Even coming here was a bad idea.

This is our moment! We've been chosen!

This is our moment. We've been chosen.

This is real now. This is Lizzie's life.

This is really bad.

This is ridiculous.

This is us now!

This is what she wants.

This is what we're going to do.

This is you...

This isn't what it looks like.

This might be bigger than that. We don't know what's in those documents.

This road is going to take us all the way to Mexico City!

This your coat, mate? It's ringing.

This'll replace all your fluids and salts and whatnot.

Those winks mean you're joking, right?

Three...

Three...!

Through the hospital, through both schools, past the garage...

To Brimpton Airfield within the next half an hour.

To his right, Philip Neville Bourne, 31,

To make a phone call.

To Marat Milankovic.

To prove that this was the right thing to do

To take to Edinburgh?

Train won't even stop here. It's just gonna plough straight through.

Trust me, you're hot.

Try it anyway.

Trying to stay warm.

Two men. They broke in

Two, council employees only.

Two.

Two...

Uh uh uh uh.

Um, I've got yoghurt. I've got quiche.

Um, if I don't get that research pack on my desk today,

Um, just come over as friends.

Um, Marat Milankovic.

Um, Sam...

Um, this was... It was Chris's idea to, er, bring...

Um, what do you need it for?

Um, yeah, I did, yeah.

Um...

Um... 'Where are you?'

Unbutton me.

Under my mattress, there's some magazines and a DVD.

Under my mattress...

Unless it's the IRA.

Unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky! Unlucky!

Untie her.

Until recently.

Very good, very good. Let's get him over onto his side.

Wait in the car. Sumner.

Wait, he wants us to wait.

Wait, what's my name?

Wait... wait. Wait.

Walker picked them up outside the house of Scarlett Stevens

Watch them..

Watching him trying to get it out with his shoe.

Watching me fucking that snail, Culverson?

We actually saved her.

We all have rows, darling.

We all love this town.

We also passed some bins outside.

We believe them to be armed and dangerous.

We called it Michaelton Phillage,

We can't just keep running. They're professionals.

We can't just turn up empty handed. You said yourself, they're psycho.

We can't see a thing down there. I'm switching to thermal.

We didn't do anything. We didn't even touch him.

We didn't kill anybody.

We don't know what you're talking about!

We don't know when she's gonna show up looking for it.

We don't know. Walker hadn't filed any reports.

We don't need to worry.

We go in and then you go, "Boom." OK?

We had it all worked out, and you... you ruined everything.

We have a visual. Two targets heading north northeast.

We have party!

We have to go and meet her.

We have to go back, because innocent people don't run.

We have to go back, warn Lizzie about Reid.

We have you surrounded!

We haven't taken a hostage, we just happen to have one!

We in UK now,

We invited Ed because we thought that Lizzie might...

We just happen to have one.

We just have to tie him up, wait for that phone to ring and tell him

We just keep driving. We drive this road.

We just need to find him, give him his phone back. End of story.

We know what you're doing.

We look forward to seeing you Mr Stevens.

We made a great team, you and me.

We make a great team, you and me.

We nearly did it.

We need a plan of action, cos we sure as shit can't call the police.

We need every officer in the county on the lookout for these guys.

We need to borrow your car, mate.

We need to find out what's on this!

We need to get you some clothes, OK?

We need to go to your house and pick up some clothes.

We need to keep this between us.

We need to put this back and get to work.

We never used to go on holiday so...

We passed a Travelodge.

We stopped at the first hotel we came to.

We thought it belonged to a guy who crashed his car there.

We used to go down there every Saturday night.

We walk away?

We were standing by the lifts, and I didn't know what to say

We were... It was for research.

We will kill your wife.

We won.

We would honour you publicly,

We... We need to think.

We... we... we can go?

We'd like to talk to you about the music box.

We'll be arrested before we even get on a plane.

We'll be going public on Friday.

We'll both have one hand on the case

We'll climb onto the bridge and we'll jump on three.

We'll get new identities.

We'll get there eventually, eh?

We'll go to my house, borrow Mum's car and get you home.

We'll have to go back down.

We'll sleep in shifts. I'll take the first four hours

We'll think of something.

We're early.

We're going to cross a lot of bridges, Sam.

We're going to have to cancel that food, mate.

We're going to have to search the entire hospital.

We're going to pay your husband a visit.

We're gonna cross a lot of bridges, Sam.

We're gonna die.

We're gonna fire up this bad boy.

We're in the gutter, Sam, but at least we're looking up at the birds

We're just going to give the phone back to this Mr Stevens guy. Let's go.

We're just going to say, "Mr Stevens is sorry,

We're Maurice's boys.

We're meeting MI5 at two.

We're not getting in their grill, Phil. Remember the plan.

We're not opening a shack of any description.

We're still piecing that together, ma'am.

We're wanted for murder.

We're witnesses. We'll back you up all the way.

We've all got what we wanted.

We've all...

We've already been through this.

We've been chosen.

We've been waiting here for an hour and no one's here.

We've done it, I reckon.

We've done nothing wrong, Phil, nothing.

We've got a tonne of cash here, we'll get fake passports...

We've got no choice. We have to do something.

We've got our own troubles, mate, honestly.

We've got the girl, you've got your nephew.

We've got the girl. You've got your nephew. Let's call it quits.

We've got the money.

We've got to go.

We've got to stay with him. Keep guard.

We've got to warn Lizzie.

We've lost them!

We've met some bad people, but you're the worst...

We've seen the sex tape.

Well, don't be.

Well, don't just stand there! Go and find them!

Well, don't play music now, he needs to sleep.

Well, first of all,

Well, hang on, I mean...

Well, he's out of the game.

Well, I don't know what it meant,

Well, I don't! My back was in shreds,

Well, I have... I have to do something.

Well, I hope you've remembered it

Well, I need to check that you haven't made any copies.

Well, I'm not going to go there without any money.

Well, I'm not gonna turn up there without any money...

Well, I'm watching this weird new game show,

Well, I've got one or two good candidates.

Well, if you've got something to say, I suggest you say it.

Well, it is.

Well, it isn't gonna happen so don't worry.

Well, it wasn't exactly my fault!

Well, it wasn't.

Well, let me ask you a question, Sumner.

Well, look, it's up there. Still got a few days to...

Well, maybe I'm yours, but that just puts me top of a list of one!

Well, no one's following us. I think we're going to be all right.

Well, no one's following us. I think we're gonna be all right.

Well, no, not then. It was a roller disco.

Well, of course you can. That's where the genie lives!

Well, riddle me this.

Well, she's at one of these spa, er, days.

Well, that's a bit harsh.

Well, then that's it. If we find that, we're done, we're going.

Well, then we're done. If we find that, we're good.

Well, this is it.

Well, two years ago, I had a dream.

Well, wait. We can't do that. We don't know what he's planning!

Well, we can't let him go. He's seen our faces.

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Can we please just go?

Well, we've got a really fantastic team.

Well, where's the operating theatre?!

Well, who are you, then?

Well, you know, the first bit.

Well, you owe me £100, then.

Well?

Well...

Well... I learnt from the best.

Well...one them I've got is, er...

Were there illegal substances at this party?

Were you even planning on paying?!

What about my change? I'll take that.

What about the rail link?

What are we doing? We're saving a woman's life.

What are we going to do today?

What are we going to do, Sam?

What are we going to say to this Marat guy?

What are you doing down here?

What are you doing here? You're a bit late, aren't you?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

What are you going on about?

What are you saying to these guests?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? They're not messing with us!

What did I tell you about watching mucky ladies?

What did I tell you?

What did you do?

What do you think Lizzie will make of that?

What do you think?

What do you want me to say? That I regret it? That I'm sorry?!

What do you want?

What do you... what do you have?

What documents is he talking about? He's still asking us for documents!

What documents? I don't have...

What have you done with her?

What I wasn't expecting, of course, was the red tape.

What I've done is written up what I think will be their most pressing concerns...

What if he's dead?

What is going on?

What is going on? Don't lie to me.

What is he doing here? What the hell is going on?!

What is it?

What is that?

What is that? Tiny town?

What it is, is I've got someone who was meant to talk to one of your agents

What on earth is he like to work for?

What the...

What was it this time?..to persuade everyone to our vision.

What we can do for you?

What! We...

What?

What? Anyone else?

What? Are you serious?

What? I was quick!

What? No, I'm watching it.

What? Why?

What?!

What?! How?!

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's his name?

What's it doing there?

What's that?

What's that? What?

What's the matter?

What's this about?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you? Just dance.

What's your name?

When I get on that plane, I can never come back here... ever.

When I politely ask you to stop...

When we're all up in their grill, when we're face to face with these bastards.

When you do a wink, it means it's a joke, right.

Where are the documents?!

Where are you taking him? Please don't hurt him!

Where did you get this information?

Where did you get this phone? What did you do with my guy?

Where do you think we are?

Where does this take us to?

Where have you been? Ooh! Now!

Where is it?

Where is it? Whoa. Where's your nose gone?

Where is she?

Where the host asks a question

Where were you last night? I was worried sick.

Where you can be who you want to be

Where's my coffee?

Where's my money?

Which is why I'm sending you.

White guys.

Who are you?

Who are you? Who are you working for?

Who are you? You driver?

Who I thought was you before he turned out not to be you,

Who is he?!

Who knows what else she's capable of?!

Who lives with his mum.

Who recently... sadly... died,

Who sent you?

Who wants to go go karting?

Who was it, then?

Who was the subject of Walker's surveillance.

Who? Us?

Who's dead?

Who's he? The cat's brother?

Who's it for?

Who's your contact?

Whoa!

Whoa! Not "we". Not "we". They must not know of my involvement.

Why are you in my office?!

Why do you come up here?

Why do you need our protection?

Why do you need to know that?

Why do you want to copy it?

Why don't you just find him, give him the money, you walk away,

Why not?

Why should I believe you?

Why was he watching this guy?

Why would Jim Reid go to all the effort of getting Lizzie to co ordinate

Why?

With £3 million cash,

With close to a million pounds...

Without seeing your fair share of gunshot wounds.

Working too long for too little and we're fed up.

Works in the council building, but not for the council itself.

Wow! How many have you seen?

Ya ya yay a yayya! Yay a ya a!

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, because John Dory's a Fish dish. Sure.

Yeah, but you are in shock. We should take you home.

Yeah, can't see why not.

Yeah, getting there.

Yeah, he's re training.

Yeah, I can't think why that isn't your job.

Yeah, I don't know how you do these nights.

Yeah, I got it.

Yeah, I just needed to...

Yeah, I just... I don't want to give it back.

Yeah, I mean, we're not taking sides, if that's what you're thinking.

Yeah, I've been watching you,

Yeah, no, I might...

Yeah, Noel, I was.

Yeah, OK, when does this get interesting?

Yeah, OK. I've got to go, room service is here. Bye.

Yeah, see you later.

Yeah, she can go. That's absolutely fine. You're staying.

Yeah, they called about that earlier.

Yeah, we didn't shake on the bet.

Yeah, we were actually saying that at the hospital before you...

Yeah, we've got the money,

Yeah, well, it's not like we're doing this every night, or anything.

Yeah, well, that's fine, but anyone else?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you...

Yeah, you have a bit.

Yeah, you'll be all right... Boss.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? What is it? Sam's got no pubes?

Yeah.

Yeah. And Steven Segal was just the chef.

Yeah. It's me, that's what you can smell.

Yeah. No, no, I will. I've just got some...

Yeah. So not thanks, actually. Thanks but no thanks.

Yeah. This is exactly why you shouldn't be on this project.

Yeah. We just beat the shit out of three skinheads.

Yeah. What about Friday? You around Friday night?

Yeah...

Yeah... you have no idea the damage you've caused.

Yes, because you've interrupted the meeting.

Yes, I didn't know we were going to need it to buy back a music box

Yes, I got the message.

Yes, ma'am. OK, kids...

Yes, Mum.

Yes, Phil.

Yes, Sam.

Yes, sir, I have the shot.

Yes, sir! Right, you two, with me. Come on, let's go. Move!

Yes, sure.

Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Yes, Walker.

Yes, with other stuff paintings, jewellery. But this is nothing.

Yes, yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes. Agreed.

You are both welcome.

You are not...You are answering that.

You are so fired for this, Pinkett.

You bloody bitch.

You can just take that and leave us alone.

You can take anything back within seven days. It's your statutory rights.

You can't arrest me for drink walking, can you?

You can't put the genie back in the bottle.

You could take it from here. But...I can see that's not...

You couldn't exist more.

You couldn't remember the name of The News?!

You did that!

You dirty boy.

You dishonoured me.

You do understand?

You don't have to say "best friends" every time...

You don't have to. You don't have to buy them.

You don't know me, but I was there when you crashed your car this morning.

You don't know what you're missing.

You don't look anything like Clare Balding.

You don't work for the council. You just work in the building.

You get here at five o'clock, and this all ends.

You go in... and then we go, "Boom"...

You had a car accident this morning?

You have no idea what you are involved with here...

You have no idea what you're involved with here

You have no idea.

You have no idea. My uncle will kill you.

You have to believe me, I had no idea that...

You have to heat them individually.

You have to trust me.

You haven't got a leg to stand on.

You know how important this is to me.

You know I can't work that phone unless you're here.

You know me terrified. I've got this big speech tonight,

You know Walker?

You know what danger doesn't do? Call ahead.

You know what I think of FSB? Fucking Shitty Bullshit!

You know what, Pinkett? This is just the latest addition to a major file

You know what? I should just...

You know where I am.

You left this at our last meeting...

You made the right decision coming to talk to us.

You might have seen it, it's called Newsnight.

You miss someone looking after you.

You miss someone making your decisions for you.

You mustn't hit a lady.

You need to get out there and do something,

You need to lock it up and hold it down!

You need to need to start thinking like a...

You pretend to make a deal, while your friend steals the girl?

You said yourself you hate that job

You saw what happened to Marat.

You say you want to talk, but you always find a way of wriggling out.

You see? All beautiful.

You should all have received your invitations to the gala dinner...

You should have let me go, because you are in big trouble now.

You sneak into my home

You sneak into my home. You try to poison me.

You so beauty.

You stayed awake all night?

You tell me that you've been talking to a man on a phone.

You think I'm funny? Huh?!

You took a bullet for me!

You try to poison me.

You utter clown.

You wait in car.

You want drink?

You want?

You were ten minutes!

You will let go.

You will lie down and place your hands on your head,

You would have got away with it, too...

You, get out.

You, take this.

You.

You... you...

You'd better not be involving the police.

You'd better pray that she's still alive.

You'd know that if you'd spent any time in Japan.

You'll be amazing, you always are.

You're a 31 year old mail distribution assistant

You're a 31 year old mail distribution assistant who lives with his mum.

You're a prick, and I'm done!

You're amazing, Mum.

You're crazy.

You're early.

You're early. Come in.

You're even more beautiful than Philip described.

You're fired, Sam.

You're foul.

You're in danger, don't move!

You're looking at this the wrong way. This is our moment.

You're meant to be unconscious. Just close your eyes.

You're Mr Stevens?

You're not changing the locks, then?

You're not going anywhere until you've finished that research pack.

You're not going anywhere until you've finished that research pack. I have. You've finished?

You're not going to believe this.

You're not going to say anything, we're not going to say anything.

You're not so shy now! I love it!

You're not still upset with me, are you?

You're popular.

You're right.

You're so...

You're the researcher and I'm the Vice President of Channel 4

You've been acting so weird disappearing from work,

You've been getting there for a couple of weeks now.

You've got 24 hours.

You've got nothing.

You've got the ransom money?

You've got the wrong patient!

You've got to explode it. If you don't explode it, it doesn't mean anything.

You've got to understand how this looks.

You've got... Thank you.

Your employer is a foolish man.

Your phone started ringing, and I picked it up.

Your wife, she isn't dead.

Your wife, she isn't dead. You're Mr Stevens, right?

Your wife? You're Mr...

Zero evidence.

19 delegates flew into London.

19 of them, right,

20...

30...

39% of all people...

40...

45, huh?

50 metres.

563 to base. I've located the, er, go kart...

...um... Ed.

A bit, yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.

A fight? Who were you in a... A skinhead.

A long night with no signs... I'll get something later.

A woman's been kidnapped. Oh, get out!

Aaaah! Hold still, hold still.

Aaaah! There, I can see it!

Aaargh! Aaah ha!

Aargh! Sam! Sam!

Ah! Don't... Please don't hurt him.

Alan What?!

All right, we'll just do it this once. OK.

And I need a new bandage. I'm on it.

and killed him. What? No, no. What?

and they come... Cheers, Len!

And you fell asleep. You told me to close my eyes.

Any film? Yeah.

Any previous? No convictions, ma'am.

Anything? Please!

Are we gonna kiss again? No. Is there another way out of here?

Are you all right, Boo Bear? Mm hm.

Are you OK? I'm fine.

Argh! Yaaah!

Armed police! Police!

at the Department of Transport. And when do you expect that to be?

But why? I don't know.

Come on! I can't swim! I can't!

Come on! I can't. I'm sorry!

Craig. And you're not alone.

Crossed wires. Exactly.

Da. OK.

Dance for me. What?

Danger Mouse. Scooby Doo.

Dead? Yeah.

Do it. Da.

Don't bring Batfink into it. It's Danger Mouse.

Don't go without me. I won't.

Don't make him shoot me! I am serious! I will shoot him!

Drop the weapon! Let him go!

Everyone up? Yeah, for the meeting.

Five o'clock. You're not leaving early today.

Foolish, cowardly man. He's not actually my employer...

Freeze! Hands where I can see them!

Freeze! Stay where you are!

Fun? Yeah.

Get down, get down! What?

Get down! ...one!

Get down. What? No! Phil!

Get me that music box. We know who bought it. The Russian.

Ginsters. Jinsters, it's Jinsters!

Ginsters. Jinsters.

Go! What? Go! I can't do the gears!

God, this is exciting. I don't know about this.

Good to go. Cheers, Len.

Green, as in Lizzie Green? Mr Reid insisted,

Guys, guys, guys. I had to sell the paintings!

Guys, guys! I sold everything!

Guys, guys... I had to sell the Porsche!

He believed me. I believe you.

He isn't dead. He might be.

He might be OK. I don't think he is, Phil.

He was pretty clear about that. All right, well, we'll answer it, then.

Hello, Jack. If you say another word,

Hi, Jack. What did I just say?

I don't care! Hang on. We can get the upper hand.

I don't know! Maybe I can refresh your memory.

I don't know. Don't lie to me!

I don't work here! Eh?

I haven't been out. I've got plenty in.

I haven't got that sort of money, man. Me neither.

I just got played by both sides. You killed Walker.

I know that your wife is in danger. Wh...

I know, yeah, it's none of my business. No, just listen.

I miss you. Don't. I do.

I see. What?

I still want my money. Absolutely.

I think we just have. Is that enough, fellas?

I thought we were friends. We're not!

I thought you'd split up. Oh, my God, you're an idiot!

I want to make sure the room's clean. This room?

I will be five minutes. Thank you.

I'm calling the police. Mum, listen, no, we can't, OK?

I'm going to shoot him now! Stop!

I'm having my leg amputated. What?!

I'm not lying. Where is it?!

I've done it. I've got it. I've got it. That's it, that's it, that's it.

If you count this one. Aaah! You trying to kill me.

If you'll just listen, I... I said, don't fucking touch me!

If you're here, who took it there? A friend.

Is it Jurassic Park? Yes.

Is it my turn? No, it's morning.

Is it really so important... Shh.

Is Milankovic safe? Yes.

Is Milankovic with them now? We don't know.

Is this a joke to you? Oh, no. I just meant...

It is Scooby Doo. What?

It tastes horrid, but... Thank you.

It was before that. Well, what did you say?

It's coming from your drawer. No, it isn't.

It's council employees only, and Phil... Just works in the building.

It's funny if you think about it. I had no idea.

It's not going to work. It's not going to work. Stay still.

It's not... It's not great. Can't we go to yours?

It's Scooby Doo. It absolutely is not.

Jesus Christ! What?

Just popping over the road. Going to get some sweets.

Just thought, you know, might be temporary, so... It isn't temporary.

Just... Oh, she is lovely.

Just... just cos it will take ages. Open the case.

Late night? No.

Like you're Michael J Fox. Back To The Future, yeah!

Marat Milankovic. Braslan Ovanovic, something like that.

Marat Milankovic. I need it back.

May I? Be my guest.

Maybe it is now. Wow.

Me being your... My boss.

Milk and sugar? Neither.

Mmm hmm. We ask only one.

much trouble with you, sunshine. Please, this is nothing to do with us!

Mum, he needs your help. He's been shot. What?

My life was in danger! I know. I...

Nice suits, gentlemen. Cheers, Alan. You, too.

No, he's with... Wait in car!

No, I don't! A bet's a bet.

No, I wouldn't do that. Makes sense.

No, I wouldn't do that. That makes sense.

No, we're not related. He's our dad.

No. Oh.

No. OK. Good.

Noel did it. Right.

Not to talk. Correct.

Now! Freeze!

Oh, God, Phil, what are we doing? This is Berkshire County Council,

Oh, God. Do you want me to drive? Yes, please.

Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. Don't get me started.

Oh, I know. Isn't she great? She is. She's amazing.

Oh, my God! Hello?

Oh, my God! I know.

Oh, my God! What a surprise.

Oh, my God. I know.

Oh, my Jesus! Who's... He's bleeding!

Oh, yeah? What you into? Nicki Minaj.

Oh! Run!

Oh! my God! Morning!

Oh. Sorry.

Oh... Sam, um...

Oi, Sam! Thank you.

OK Well, yeah.

OK, it's easy... Don't explain it to me!

OK, it's just... I don't care.

OK, let's do this. Do what?

OK, on three, all right? OK...

OK, Sam, you're doing really well. OK.

OK, this way, this way. Shoes off.

OK, we'll catch up later, yeah? Definitely, yeah.

OK, yeah, I know. I need to reach MI5.

OK. Give it some gas.

OK. That's why I'm going to hang with him.

OK. We believe you.

One. One.

Ooh! Right, it's obvious what this is.

Ow! What are you doing?! He's struggling.

Phil... It's all right, Sam, I got this.

Piss off. Fair enough.

Please. How much do you owe, you idiot?

Please. OK.

Police. Good, that's it. Call the police.

Promise? All right.

Put your foot down! It is down, Sam!

Put your foot down! Seat belt.

Really cool. Really cool.

Really? Why?

Run! Er, two men...

Sam destroyed him. Can we come in? What is he doing here?

Sam, what are you going to do? I'm going to give him what he wants!

Sam, what is going on? It's going to be fine.

Sam! Phil!

Sam? Small town...

Sam. You all right, mate?

Sam... That's my recipe.

Seat belt! What?

She'll be worried sick. They can trace it.

She's in the van downstairs Great.

Shit! Hurry up.

Shooting. Listen to my voice.

Sign him in. Cheers, Len!

so I'm trying to, you know... Take it to pieces?

Stop calling it a game. We hold all the cards here.

Stop! It was...

Take aim... Don't take aim!

Thank God you're safe. Safe and sound! Don't touch me.

Thank you. All right.

That could be an IT problem. It's a mole.

that one's about to lose one's leg. What?!

That's it, that's it, that's it. Arrgh! Argh!

That's not what... Yes, that's my address.

That's probably what they put when they can't identify someone. Like a John Dory.

Then on Friday... I bet you're shitting yourself, yeah?

There it is. Oh!

Things'll be OK. OK. That's enough...

This is it. Yeah.

This is stupid! It's stupid if we don't!

This is your patient! They were going to cut my fucking leg off.

This isn't a game. So why have I got my game face on?

Unless you liked...? Not particularly.

Wait here, I'll... I'll go and get them. Well, can't we just come in?

We can't take him to hospital... Have you been hanging out

We could go round like this forever. Wait. What?

We don't need to... Right, well, it's on now so...

We just need to find the house. Oh, I see.

we meet a couple of girls, we have... We're not opening a surf shack!

we would very possibly get on. Shut up. No, no.

We'd sorted it out. I'm, like, "Ah!"

We're gonna have to kill him What?!

We're laughing with you. It's together.

We've got to chop him... We're not murderers!

Well, do you mind if we just... I've booked it.

Well, I hate it, don't I? Brussels!

Well, it's not on my desk. I just need to print it out.

Well, what's it for? It doesn't matter.

Well, you can't quit cos I fired you. I was going to hand my notice in anyway.

Well... Pull out. Now.

Were you followed? Please.

What am I doing? I'm saving the day. You're ruining the day.

What are you doing here? Oh, we had to...

What are you doing? Shut up, shut up, shut up.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing?! What are you doing?

What are you mixed up in? Please just trust me.

What did you think was going to happen? OK, I can explain.

What the hell are those? Marat gave them to me.

What was that? It's code.

What we don't know can't hurt us. She's framing us for murder, Sam!

What? Danger Mouse.

What? For my nephew. What do you want?

What? I don't think so.

What? Seat belt.

What? You're joking, right?

What's all this? Girl to see Sam downstairs,

What's the nature of the threat? No, no threat.

Where are the documents? What?

Where are you going? Home.

Where is it? I'm being completely honest.

Where is it? Please! I'm telling you the truth!

Where is my money? Believe me.

Where's Lizzie? I dunno.

Where's my money? This is just a huge mistake...

Where's Sam? Who's Sam?

Who are you? Kirstie.

Who are you? Your husband sent us to get you.

Who are you?! What do you mean?

Who is it? Room service.

Who's that? Nothing, no one.

Who's that? That's...

Why did you ignore my calls? I wasn't ignoring them.

Why not? Because I just don't.

Why? One copy, for insurance.

with that Neil West again? No, no, no.

Yeah. And this...

Yes, Alan, yes. Cool.

Yes! Remember?

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. You're not Mr Stevens.

Yes. Yes. Breathe in through your mouth,

You all right? Yeah.

you can't deny that. I'm not denying anything,

You didn't give us much choice. Why are we meeting here?

You didn't jump. Neither did you.

You dishonoured me. Not on purpose.

You get his keys! He's on your side! Get his keys!

You got shot! Did I?

You have the right to remain silent... No, no, no. No!

You killed him. So what?

You mean covered in blood? Mm hm. Yeah, exactly.

You mean John Doe. Do I?

You said what? I said, "Can we make it six?"

You sort of ruined the vibe. Oh, I'm sorry(!)

You sure? Yeah, definitely.

You... Don't you dare!

You're in charge. Oh, wait.

You're not answering that. I have to.

You're the one who's trying... I'm not...

Your husband sold... Ex husband.

Your phone's ringing. That's not my phone.

...and put your hands on your head!

...and that this meeting is for real.

...and this is me.

...big...

...Black tie, everyone.

...cos it's over.

...cos you've given everyone hope...

...do not ever change.

...end the speculation about this, and we have listened to the public

...Everybody apart from one, that is.

...fingerprints on a murder weapon.

...for Berkshire County Council.

...future.

...if that rail link did happen, all that'd go.

...me and my dad, we made this.

...meet your targets.

...Mr Pickett here.

...of a regenerated Bracknell.

...small town...

...take them out.

...this is a very delicate issue and we're consulting with numerous...

...two o'clock. Goodbye.

...watching you... what you went through tonight, for the last few days,

...where is my money?

...you my rent boy, mmm?

...you run, and keep running.

...You take care.

'I hope you're not planning something.

'I suppose you got the message.'

'I wouldn't be so calm if a knife was being held to my wife's throat.'

'If you're not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife.'

'If you're talking to the police, she is dead.

'Let me make this quite clear,

'Message received today at 11:09am.

'Oh? You don't believe me? She'll tell you.'

'Picking up the phone, I see.

'So if you want to know where we're holding your wife,

'There's a change of plan. New address.

'This is what happens when we play games!

'To hear the message again, press...'

'Where are you now?'

'You have received one new message.

'you pick up the phone!

'You seem calm all of a sudden.

'You show some respect.

'You want to play games with us? You want to play games?

"Ah have it!"

"Bracknell's back on track...

"Bracknell's dead.

"Do me now."

"Good Lord."

"he made a mistake, it wasn't his to sell and we need to buy it back."

"Hello, Sam. I know who you are."

"If you like James Cracknell, you'll love Bracknell"?

"Long live Bracknell."

"My wings are like a shield of steel."

"Welcome to Jurassic Park."

"y'all."

"Yes, yes, yes, Mr Reid, do me.

♪ All of those tourists covered in oil... ♪

♪ Here on my own now after hours ♪

♪ Here on my own now on a bus ♪

♪ Nibblin' on my sponge cake

♪ Nobody writes them like they used to ♪

♪ Oh, get me away from here, I'm dying ♪

♪ Play me a song to set me free ♪

♪ So it may as well be me ♪

♪ Think of it this way ♪

♪ Watching the sun bake

♪ With our winning smiles, and us... ♪

♪ You could either be successful or be us ♪

£300?!

£305.

The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 1
"The Wrong Mans" is a thrilling British comedy-drama series that first premiered in 2013. The show follows the misadventures of two ordinary men, Sam Pinkett and Phil Bourne, who become unwittingly entangled in a criminal conspiracy. Created by James Corden and Mathew Baynton, who also star as the leading characters, "The Wrong Mans" captivates audiences with its unique blend of humor and suspense. James Corden, known for his roles in "Gavin & Stacey" and "The Late Late Show with James Corden," plays the role of Sam Pinkett, while Mathew Baynton, recognized for his work on "Horrible Histories," portrays the character of Phil Bourne. Together, the duo's comedic timing and chemistry form the backbone of the series. The story begins when Sam, an unassuming council worker, answers a ringing phone at the scene of a car crash. The mysterious caller, a woman named Scarlett, is in urgent need of assistance. Sam, eager to help, takes on the call and soon finds himself embroiled in a high-stakes abduction scenario. Phil, a bored post-room worker at a local corporation, becomes inadvertently involved when he witnesses Sam's desperate attempt to save Scarlett. As the plot thickens, Sam and Phil navigate dangerous situations, riddled with kidnappings, espionage, and evil masterminds. What makes "The Wrong Mans" truly addictive is the constant balance between comedy and suspense. The duo's bumbling attempts at being heroes often result in hilarious yet perilous scenarios. From disguising themselves as traffic wardens to infiltrating criminal networks, Sam and Phil find themselves in increasingly outrageous circumstances as they try to save lives and survive relentless pursuit. The Wrong Mans features a talented ensemble cast that amplifies the humor and intensity of each episode. Rebecca Front, known for her role in "The Thick of It," shines as Phil's overbearing boss, Patricia. Meanwhile, Sarah Solemani adds depth to Scarlett, the damsel in distress. Additional notable cast members include Joan Wymark as Sam's mother, Benedict Wong as The Passerby, and Dougray Scott as the enigmatic antagonist. The series is highly acclaimed for its unique blend of genres and storytelling techniques. It keeps audiences on the edge of their seats with its dramatic plot twists while still delivering laugh-out-loud moments throughout. The chemistry between Corden and Baynton is palpable, making their characters relatable despite being thrust into extraordinary situations. "The Wrong Mans" is not only a critically acclaimed television series, but it also boasts an incredible soundtrack that enhances the viewer's experience. The music, composed by Kevin Sargent, sets the tone for each scene, transitioning seamlessly between suspenseful moments and comedic sequences. The series' theme song, "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle, adds a catchy and energetic vibe to the show's opening credits. If you're looking to experience the thrills and laughter of "The Wrong Mans," you can watch the series on streaming platforms or purchase the DVD box set. For those interested in the show's soundtrack, you can play and download these sounds here, immersing yourself in the captivating world of Sam and Phil as they stumble through dangerous adventures. In conclusion, "The Wrong Mans" is an exciting and entertaining series that seamlessly weaves comedy and suspense together. With a stellar cast, clever writing, and a thrilling soundtrack, this British jewel is a must-watch for fans of action-packed comedies.
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