💬 The Wrong Mans (2013)

A drink on its own is 99p and hot and crunchy wedges are £1.50.

A full inquiry is the only way...

A lot of money.

A no one who just brought down Carlos Espinosa.

A second more and it's all blown.

A sexy way, I guess.

A three litre bottle of Coke and, you know, that, that...

About eight or nine months ago now.

About last night,

Actually, I brought you some Christmas pressies.

Adios, Phil.

Afternoon.

Agent today and he thought it best if you had an attorney present.

Agh, agh, agh!

Ah, it's... Well, it's Phil.

Ah, now that sounds a bit...

Ahem.

All of those things are true!

All right then. Let's see this.

All right, I'll shoot him, then.

All right, it's harder than I thought.

All right, thank you.

All right?

All right. See you later.

All thanks to these guys.

All the money and half a tonne of pure Colombian,

Always has done, always will do.

Amazing.

An order for two vending machines to be delivered to the sixth floor.

And anyway, I think I might actually need to go.

And anyway, it was not all those things I fell in love with.

And anyway, maybe it's not shit happening to us.

And even if you did, she can't get you out of here today.

And for me,

And get a colour that he would have approved of.

And get your hands up.

And he could have got a C in science.

And he resented every second he was forced to wear it.

And he's a psycho.

And here's what you're going to say.

And how do we get there?

And I can't bear the thought of her being on her own, Sam, I can't.

And I don't think an inquiry is going to do that.

And I killed his only son and ten of his other men,

And I need to know that I'm with someone who's prepared to roll deep.

And I will take that to my grave.

And I'm Reza.

And if it isn't that one, I will find one some place else!

And if you spill a word about Mr Espinosa, there will be no tomorrow.

And in the States.

And intent to traffic cocaine,

And is that because...?

And it wasn't 75,000, it was 82,000.

And it wasn't three dagos, it was four.

And it's just, I've got to be with her, Sam, right. I've got to leave now.

And it's not, it's very clearly yours.

And jump a lot of hurdles,

And knock out a perfect synthetic eye?

And last summer he killed a kid.

And maybe we would have got them before they got you,

And most important members of our team,

And my man Sam. I mean Terry. I mean Jeremy.

And my son hated it, so, so for the new one I decided to try

And no one else knew more than the names on that list,

And Noise Guidance Advisor for Berkshire County Council!

And obviously really normal for us, given what we do.

And once we put a whole tube of Mentos in

And that he's the one person who got to you before you could get to him.

And that they were given to you by an associate of Carlos Espinosa,

And that's it, you're done.

And the eye?

And then abseil down to the sixth floor.

And there it is, there it is.

And there's a reward for any information that leads to

And there's no way you could have flown that cargo plane.

And these must be yours?

And they'll only find the murder weapon the day

And they'll try again and we can't guarantee we'll stop them.

And they're the same as each other's.

And this is Phil.

And to be fair, you do say some ridiculous stuff...

And very probably killing us.

And we can't get a man's eye out of his head without him noticing

And we're not yours, we're really not, we just...

And what about a grenade? Am I allowed a grenade?

And what does facetious mean?

And what, you were going over to England to play some shows?

And when all is said and done, I'm sorry.

And with a little co operation, I can get you home.

And work that I couldn't cater for her needs.

And yes, that's opened doors for me. It is not a level playing field.

And you can say goodbye to your share of the 45 million.

And you can't bloody stand it!

And you got away using sweets in a cola bottle?

And you haven't taught yourself Cantonese.

And you should see the other guy, except you'd have to dig him up.

And you will see your mum.

And you're still going to jail.

And you're willing to say this?

And you've handled VX before?

And...

Angleterre, baby, maintenant!

Anybody seen Lizzie?

Anyone can get in there.

Anyone fancy a mint? A chewy?

Anything you do say may be held against you in a court of law.

Apart from me.

Apart from revenge, in which case it must be personal,

Apparently.

Are they... poised?

Are you crazy? What if someone sees us?

Are you definitely all right to have them?

Are you drinking, Terry, in my yard?

Are you insane? That could be worse.

Are you not eating those beans?

Are you prepared to roll deep?

Are you serious about this?

Argh, argh!

Argh!

Arrgh!

As in a goat, as in a baby goat.

As long as you stay here, you're safe

As soon as you give them the chemical agent,

Assassins, ninjas, don't.

At some point, probably today,

Auf Wiedersehen.

Aw, Mr Cross...

Back up, back up! I'm being attacked!

Banned from The Litten Tree on Friday nights.

Because after a long flight it takes a while to get things moving.

Because he's dead. Is it?

Because he's, he's doolally.

Because I actually cancelled it about, oh,

Because I am taking an eye back to Texas no matter what

Because I'd love to see how you guys handle dangerous chemical

Because I'll be trying to forget it as soon as possible.

Because I've been doing some thinking.

Because ideally I need to leave ASAP.

Because we can't.

Because we have it here every year.

Because we need to get home.

Because we were told he could get us home.

Been planted, so it couldn't have been him.

Before giving it all up to come and do stunts on a forklift truck.

Before we go to meet the buyer.

Being made to retrieve chemicals for terrorists!

Beretta, semi automatic.

Best Christmas ever.

Best friends.

Bien sur, but it is off season.

Bless you.

Bloody hell!

Bloody hell.

Blowing up a school or whatever.

Bob, have you got a phone I can borrow?

Bolsheokhtinsky Bridge, Soldovka Hospital, Victoria Airport,

Borrow me a euro?

Boys, boys, boys.

Bracknell, really? What's wrong with it?

Bracknell?

Bracknell.

Brimpton Airfield within the next half an hour.

Buried it somewhere so secret and so remote that only I will ever know.

Buried it somewhere so secret, so remote, that only I will ever know.

But because the VX lab has

But don't do anything stupid. All right?

But first you have to be Mitch and Jeremy for another 12 hours.

But I can still think about you.

But I heard that they died in a car bomb.

But I'd be surprised if he's come close to Espinosa.

But I'll never do that to you.

But in a marathon, in wintry conditions, yes, I could.

But in the meantime, there are terrorist cells,

But it's half price Tuesdays.

But Sam, Sam, listen to me, OK?

But that's just the ones they found.

But that's what all this was about getting there, going home.

But the lives of your families and loved ones.

But then how do we pay for the ferry?

But they died in a car bomb.

But they know what they're doing.

But they're bloody racists, though!

But this time I'm going to make sure I see you die.

But we are going to cross a lot of bridges, OK.

But we arrive four hours later, when there is only one guard.

But we can't make bombs though.

But we can't make this into a bomb.

But we paid.

But we weren't his enemy.

But what can you do

But what's the point in getting home if we can't have our lives back?

But when do you think she'll let us out of here?

But who was fixing me?

But you are real.

But you can't stay.

But you were the best brain and heart surgeon in Britain.

But you're right, this was never going to work long term.

But you're the one living in a cage.

But your...

But, in lieu of a fee, Mr Espinosa thought

By the names of Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne?

By the time you have retrieved the VX O5.

Bye.

Call me a sentimental old fool, or maybe I'm just

Can I call you again?

Can I just get everybody's...? Guys?

Can I see your driver's licence, please, sir?

Can you help us get documents to get back to Britain?

Can you open the door, Len?

Can you turn around?

Can't you just move around?

Cantonese is a walk in the park, Sam, a walk in the "ping pang tow".

Car bombs.

Car time bombs.

Carlos Espinosa, Mexican fella, lives in a cave?

Carlos Espinosa?

Carlos Espinosa.

Change of plan.

Check your list, man. This ain't your load.

Christmas jumpers are naff, so she bought me one as a joke.

Chuck, are you in? Course you are. Don? Donny? Yes. Anyone else?

Civilians get shot.

Come off it. You'd love the rodeo, you're just being facetious.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, we agreed.

Come on.

Confessed to planting a car bomb too.

Cool as you like, he waits for them to finish,

Cool, so we're on the same page.

Cool.

Cool. See you later.

Correct?

Correct.

Cos we're prisoners so...

Damn straight.

DCRI will take the building and arrest them.

Dickheads!

Did Carlos send you?

Did he play for Stoke?

Did Ross Kemp give them a reason?

Did they find out who planted the bomb?

Did you ask who it was?

Did you bring them?

Did you hear that? They got him.

Did you pack these cases yourselves?

Didn't have much choice.

Different colour this time, though, because my old one was pink

Do you have any dietary requirements for your flight today?

Do you think they made it?

Do you think this is a joke?

Do you want to make a call or not?

Does this thing work?

Don't be cross with me, OK. Promise?

Don't bite me!

Don't do it, Paul. We'll have to shoot.

Don't know.

Don't look now, but there's a man over there staring at me.

Don't make any contact with any one you knew.

Don't make me call the guard in here.

Don't you worry, we're all over this.

Don't! It wasn't Kate's fault, in a way.

Drinking sherry.

Drugs, guns, people, into America.

Drugs, knock off goods, people.

Eat your beans.

Either way, it's serious and I want to be there when she wakes up,

Elizabeth Green speaking.

Elizabeth Green's office.

Er, let's just say they don't have the right... qualities

Er, so was his associate.

Er, spicy bean burger, please.

Erm...

Espinosa's whereabouts.

Etc, etc. I got to go.

Europe, but yeah, you're right.

Even after he was caught, or it's the FSB, somehow.

Everyone could see it, it was amazing.

Everything has been leading up to this mission.

Exactly how soon?

Exactly.

Exactly. You got shot.

Exactly. You're the cub scout.

Excellent work.

Excited about the idea of getting someone out for a change.

Eyes on the suspect.

Federal agents! Hands on your head!

Feels good to be alive.

Feliz navidad!

Final call for flight 228 to London. Please make your way to gate 15.

First she lost my dad and then she thinks I am dead

Five gold rings.

Flight simulator experience.

For a bunch of terrorists, Phil.

For approximately seven hours.

For Lizzie.

For my mum,

For one thing, I can't.

For the record, are these the facts as you stated them to me?

For the UK you need to have a passport.

Foreign spies, people stealing chemical weapons!

Forklift driving licence...

Four minutes to get onto the roof

French Intelligence.

Freshly vacated.

FSB are cleaning up your operation.

Fuck you!

Gentlemen, what exactly can we expect once we're inside the lab?

Get back in.

Get in. Does the name Marat Milankovic mean anything to you?

Get it into your head Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne are dead.

Get me a perimeter. I want eyes everywhere.

Get out of here, man.

GET OUT OF THE CAR!

Get out of the car.

Get up.

Get your haz mat suits on. We are leaving for Kocevje in 15.

Get your stinking gorilla hands off of me!

Give me the VX.

Glass. Don't worry, I'll patch him up.

Go on, go on.

Go shopping.

God, we could do with some of that now.

Goddamn!

Good morning, gentlemen. Nice to see you again.

Good.

Good. Because I've got an idea.

Good. We got your message.

Got transferred out last night for their own safety.

Great briefing. All right, Mitch Steele out.

Great.

Gunshot wound. There, bang.

Guys, can I just get one minute...

Guys, I've explained your options.

Guys, who wants to go go karting?

Guys?

Guys? Can I...?

Ha ha ha, good one. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha!

Ha, you forgot I had this, didn't you?

Hands on your head!

Hang on, these flights are today.

Hang on, you don't mean...

Hash tag no filter.

Have you any idea how hard it was to find you guys?

Have you ever noticed the wise men?

Haven't you got people in here who can already get to him?

He can only go after one of us.

He crashed into us on his bike. He was trying to kill us.

He did what?

He got to me...

He has kindly paid for my services to act in your best interests.

He left school before he'd finished his GCSEs.

He must have planted the drugs.

He said he's got the money locked away and his eye is the key.

He'll do it.

He's a racist, a thief, a murderer.

He's going to cash in his paycheck.

He's got a, got a screw loose,

He's heading north.

He's hiding it and you're going to find out where.

He's in the hospital wing.

He's just licked his lips.

He's obviously tracking you somehow, we need to split up.

He's right, Sam.

He's right.

He's some kind of Nazi. It's because we're white.

He's stolen a great deal of money and merchandise from Mr Espinosa.

Heist.

Hello, boys.

Hello, gentlemen. David Kinsmann. Today is your lucky day.

Hello, ICU?

Hello?

Here it is.

Here's your suite.

Hey, how do we get home from here?

Hey, listen up! Ian's got something to say.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Rosa's invited us round to hers for Christmas,

Hi, Bob. My name's...

Hi.

Hi. When is your next flight to London?

His face would have been on CNN by six o'clock that day.

Hm, but you look tired.

Hm.

Hmm, useful.

Hold on, Sam, I think he's stopping.

How about I got to him?

How about I write it down? Yeah?

How did it go?

How did you get permission to come here?

How do you know Carlos Espinosa?

How do you know so much about it?

How do you mean?

How do you think this ends?

How little?

How long will we have to wait?

How long, Maya?

How soon do you think you can get it?

Huh?

I am finished with him.

I am here under the full authority of the Director of the Security Services.

I am married, Terry.

I am sorry, no today.

I am sorry. They will not let you on the ferry without a passport.

I can't believe I'm helping you to leave.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe my eyes.

I can't believe we're in Bracknell.

I can't fly.

I can't imagine Christmas without one now.

I can't imagine how you made it all the way here. I'm impressed.

I can't just go without saying goodbye.

I can't walk through that wall.

I can't. I've basically gone into safe mode.

I could have got it in the air.

I couldn't believe it was true.

I did not. Sorry Lizzie, mea culpa.

I didn't agree anything with you.

I didn't think they meant literally the second! Whoo!

I do what I can to clean up the mess, the filth, the scum.

I do. That's me.

I don't do that stuff.

I don't even know what day it is, do you?

I don't feel fine.

I don't know if I can go through with this.

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't...

I don't know who you are any more.

I don't know, just run!

I don't know, victims.

I don't know.

I don't know. It's usually quite late.

I don't see how they can keep ignoring us.

I don't think that's the SAS.

I don't think you even wanted to try.

I don't want amateurs handling it, do you?

I don't want to jump out of a plane!

I don't want to make a dirty great dirty bomb

I don't work for the council.

I eat the beans now.

I find it is better not to ask too many questions.

I found out that my mum was poorly.

I got 15, so that's pretty much everyone covered, I reckon.

I hadn't thought about it like that.

I have been part of this group for the last five years.

I have no idea who you're talking about.

I have spent most of my life moving things,

I have to admit I was surprised to hear from you.

I have to go now.

I haven't finished, actually.

I hit you as hard as I can.

I honestly don't know what's wrong with me! I'm...

I hope it is satisfactory.

I hope it's mine. It's got my name on it.

I hope you're wrong,

I just don't want to go rodeo.

I just need to speak...

I just thought it might be nice if we all go to the rodeo.

I just want to see my mum.

I just want you to know that what you did with Maria last night

I just wanted to impress you.

I just work in the building, I'm sub contracted.

I just, it's just reflexes.

I just... Please.

I killed his only son and ten of his other men,

I knew you weren't dead.

I knew you'd come back.

I know I treat you like an idiot,

I know what it's like to lose family without being able to say goodbye.

I know what that is.

I know what you're NOT getting for Christmas!

I know, he literally just said that.

I know, just... It's worth repeating, isn't it?

I know.

I know. I just...

I like animals.

I make the dinner, wearing a...

I mean, Nathan has got to loads of these guys,

I mean, that was the best and worst moment of my entire life!

I mean, the really big fish is Carlos Espinosa.

I mean, when they said,

I mean, why does this shit always happen to us?

I need 24 hours to check out your story.

I need to eat something. My tummy is playing havoc.

I need to know if you have two men

I put my clothes all up in that suitcase.

I really am.

I recognise you.

I said to him, get someone else to do it, Tony.

I said, "Don't look round"!

I say it is the time.

I say that's impressive.

I see.

I should have control of the lifts

I showed you what happens to people who mess with Mr Espinosa.

I suspect we won't get an hour to ourselves in the gift shop.

I think he was being sarcastic

I think I actually could, but, yeah, point taken, it's not ideal.

I think I can forgive you, if maybe...

I think I'm going to join up.

I think it's doable.

I think it's map co ordinates.

I think we can use this.

I think we've got enough to get home.

I think we've got enough to get to France,

I thought it was a trap.

I thought it was our Thermos

I thought most people put up pictures of boobs.

I thought you said you were going to arrest them.

I thought you were dead.

I thought you'd forgotten it, so I just picked it up.

I used to do this all the time on the Bracknell to Wokingham train.

I used to say I was going to move to London to do something with my life.

I walk in there, I'm queen bee, I'm Top Of The Pops,

I want my boy back.

I want to know that you are the people we need.

I want to speak to Akela.

I was just struggling a bit...

I was miserable and I blamed everything on this place.

I was pretending.

I was so wrapped up in myself

I will do the same to her if you don't bring the documents to

I will update our computer system records accordingly.

I won't drink the drink, or the wedges.

I wonder what time midnight mass is.

I, I don't work for the council, I just work in the building.

I... don't know.

I'd have got something in.

I'd love like a belt of bullets.

I'll call for backup. Give me the VX.

I'll come.

I'll get you home. I'll see to it personally,

I'll Google it.

I'll have another heart attack if this isn't real.

I'll have you know I have over a thousand hours of

I'll let you worry about the labels, Sam.

I'll probably the frontman.

I'll see you in Bracknell.

I'm a big noise, yeah.

I'm a Town Planning

I'm afraid she's not here.

I'm an enigma.

I'm arresting you for intent to traffic cocaine

I'm back.

I'm busy.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're here, though,

I'm going to put my hands behind my back, OK.

I'm going to sell it.

I'm in. The lifts are secure!

I'm into some pretty dark stuff.

I'm just being realistic.

I'm just working late a lot on this.

I'm leaving a note for Rosa.

I'm looking at it.

I'm Mitch Steele, Mitch Steele, Jeremy.

I'm never going to leave you again.

I'm not a ghost, Noel!

I'm not a heart surgeon. I'm not the European beat boxing champion.

I'm not arguing about which one of us should fly,

I'm not getting a reputation as, "Oh, the guy who eats everybody's beans".

I'm not Mitch Steele!

I'm not perfect with heights.

I'm not...

I'm Sam Pinkett. This is Philip Bourne.

I'm sat down, Sam, my body's making the decision for me.

I'm saying no one should fly!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I didn't realise.

I'm so sorry. I promise I won't hit you again.

I'm someone at Gopher Distribution Incorporated

I'm sorry about Rosa, I really am.

I'm sorry I've got a forklift driving licence,

I'm sorry, Terry.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

I'm Special Agent Miller.

I'm sub contracted.

I'm sure Her Majesty will just pop the salmon in the microwave when I get back.

I'm talking about rolling deep!

I'm telling you, there is no way

I'm trying my best here!

I'm with the DCRI.

I'm with the DEA here in Texas.

I've been needing to go since before the, you know,

I've checked out your story, I know who you really are,

I've given it all up for you.

I've got an idea.

I've never been skiing.

I've saved your life too many times for it to be a coincidence.

I've seen all this on Ross Kemp's Toughest Jails.

I've sent through an ID on the suspect,

Ian was a lie.

If he walks down the high street, people just,

If it was your cousin waiting in line,

If it's on your way.

If Mum's gone in for surgery,

If she knows we're alive, maybe she can help.

If she wakes up.

If somebody tells me they have two guys who want to get out,

If that's what we need, then yes.

If we give them no reason...

If we worked at Cafe Rouge, I'd be with you, Noel.

If you are not here by five o'clock we will kill your wife.

If you really want to get home, you'll find a way.

If you shoot me, I'll definitely drop it.

If you want to see your mum, we've got to get it right.

If you're going pot holing.

In a sexy way?

In Bracknell, everybody's scared of him, aren't they?

In case anybody asks any questions, learn your dates of birth,

In fact, I have a sweet little photo

In some kind of witness protection deal over here,

In the arm.

Innocent victims, again

Interview begins 13.05, December 19th.

Is backed up and the cards are reset.

Is it?

Is Lizzie there? I need to speak to her urgently, please.

Is not worth knowing.

Is that everything now?

Is that for us?

Is that the lifeboats one?

Is there anyone in particular that you maybe think that..

Is there anything else you want to tell me?

Is there something I can help with?

Is this a secure line?

Is this what you want? Do you like this?

It hasn't been 90 days.

It is the lace and fashion museum.

It isn't and it never will be.

It isn't loaded.

It means we're going to find a way out of this, Sam.

It must be 21st, 22nd?

It must be where Nathan hid the money.

It probably just blew off in the wind.

It really did go absolutely everywhere.

It was actually a black man who shot me.

It was just an excuse not to try.

It was me.

It was still there last year.

It was you keeping me alive.

It was you, Ian.

It wasn't a trap.

It won't be a Christmas party if it's not here.

It won't bring him back, you know.

It'll be out on DVD soon anyway.

It's 1,800 dollars.

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's a long flight and you have a big day tomorrow.

It's a sexual relationship. We're having sex.

It's a very hazardous environment,

It's about me asking him for his driver's licence.

It's actually a bit nippy.

It's actually a relief to hear it out loud.

It's all good.

It's amazing.

It's an LED head torch.

It's becoming increasingly clear

It's Carlos she's interested in, not us.

It's clean.

It's cool, just let's not let it happen again, yeah?

It's either endocarditis or atherosclerosis.

It's either that or you become someone's wife.

It's fairly clean.

It's got "Bob" written on it.

It's highly unstable.

It's his eye.

It's home.

It's how my brain is trained in a certain way, I'm sorry.

It's in Berkshire...

It's in his head.

It's in my pocket, it's...

It's in my pocket.

It's just until we agree another contract with a cleaning firm.

It's Khalil.

It's knocked the price down a bit, but still.

It's like it's some sort of code.

It's like watching Top Gear.

It's lime green.

It's my American accent. You should practice yours

It's near Italy, I think.

It's none of our business.

It's not a best before date.

It's not a big deal, it just doesn't make sense.

It's now or never.

It's OK.

It's only a width. It's not even a length.

It's over 20 years out of date.

It's pretty amazing.

It's real, Mum.

It's the only meal where it's acceptable to have an extra

It's the only way.

It's the other arm.

It's the Prime Minister begging for me back.

It's the truth.

It's time to let go.

It's up to us what it is.

Jager bombs,

Jamie? Really?

Janine, can I borrow you a second?

Je ne comprends pas!

Jeremy Gardner and Mitch Steele.

Jeremy Gardner. Jez.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Jesus!

Just go.

Just hit me, go on, just hit me in the face.

Just let me do the talking, OK?

Just no, it's really high.

Just one euro, please.

Just put your hands up if you fancy it. Yes, Raul.

Just unclip me slowly.

Just water.

Just when we get settled somewhere,

Just...

Just... You don't look like a Jamie.

Keep your hands in the air.

Khalil negotiates the price and we simply...

Khalil.

Khalil's gang bust you out of prison because they thought you were?

Last night for their own safety.

Last time I saw you,

Laurence Gilliard and Ryan Castaine.

Laurence Gilliard isn't black either, you've got the same face.

Let alone the flight.

Let him finish.

Let me introduce you to the last

Let me spell this out for you in plain French,

Let me think... Er, no, ma'am, I'll probably sleep most of the way,

Let's get to the hospital.

Let's go home, Phil.

Let's hear something then.

Let's just try not to talk from now on.

Let's roll, ladies.

Let's roll!

Let's see it.

Lie to me again and I'll shoot you!

Lie to me again and I'll shoot you.

Like some biccies.

Like what?

Like you guys.

Lime green!

Linda! How many times?

Listen to me, Sam, you cannot show any weakness, OK?

Listen to me.

Listen, I know a guy at Bella Pasta, OK? He can get us in.

Lives with his mum!

Lizzie can't really cook.

Lizzie, what do you think? Lizzie?

Loads of things are impossible.

Look around you, Sam, everyone has cleared their plates.

Look, down there, that's England.

Look, the important part is that you work out your stories

Look, you're right.

Look. Isn't it?

Look. Turn it back round.

Looks a bit serial killer.

Make sure you keep Pinkett and Bourne there for questioning.

Man's greatest obstacle is his mind, Sam.

Materials with all your experience!

Maya has already hacked into office services and created

Maya, relax, he's messing with you.

Maybe eat some fish and chips, nice and crispy, crispy batter.

Maybe it's us happening to shit.

Maybe something to do with that.

Maybe you could do him a little favour.

Maybe.

Me and Mum always make the Christmas dinner together,

Men, but, yeah.

Mentally, spiritually and yes, sexually.

Milankovic can identify Russian agents working here

Mitch and Jeremy are the best.

Mm hm.

Money. You?

Mr Castaine, Mr Gilliard?

Mr Espinosa heard a rumour you'd be seeing a law enforcement

Mr Espinosa thought maybe you could do him a little favour.

Mr Espinosa will be very pleased to hear this.

Mr Watkins once got a boner in double maths.

Mules.

Mummy, Mummy, my teddy!

MUSIC PLAYS: Last Christmas by Wham

My clients would like to know when you could effect their release.

My friends and I were wondering if...

My girlfriend is wasting her life trying to find out what

My mum's ill and Janice, our neighbour,

My mum's really ill.

My name's actually Phil. Philip, really.

Nah, this is my cousin Lenny.

Nathan Cross looks for in a friend.

Nearly Christmas.

Never thought I'd be so happy to see it

No "Thanks for treating my wounds"?

No one picks up hitchhikers any more.

No one wants to go go karting.

No one's ever wiped it off. I make a point of checking.

No one's going to stop if we look weird.

No problem at all. I'm Bob, by the way.

No shit, Poirot!

No, because I need to know...

No, but the UK is a soft touch, famously.

No, don't move, nobody move.

No, he loved it.

No, he...

No, I don't like them.

No, I mean, "Yes, today".

No, I really do think I might have broken my finger.

No, I'm just saying, if he'd have said you had two chances,

No, I'm not.

No, no, but I am. I'm her...

No, Sam. Stand your ground, this is entrapment.

No, sorry, she's about to go into theatre.

No, sorry. It is all there, though.

No, sure, it's...

No, Terry, they haven't caught anyone.

No, that's fine. Thanks, Jan.

No, that's it. It's just...

No, they're not... They, er, escaped.

No, we can't, that's what fate is, it's inevitable.

No, we get it.

No, we work for a trucking company in Texas.

No, we work for the council, or we used to.

No, you don't understand, we were...

No, you name it.

No, you need to put it on the AVI channel.

No, you're not.

No!

No! Absolutely not. We can't leave a trail.

No. It's just that's my real name.

No. So how about a bit of respect, yeah?

No. What about them?

Nobody fire. All agents to the north end.

None of the evidence has been released.

None of us can do what they do.

Not if we make the right noises.

Not in a sprint,

Not long now.

Not me. Laurence Gilliard.

Not quite the welcome I was expecting, boys.

Not that we've got any stuff as such

Not until you promise.

Not us, other people, saying that he's smarter than you

Not you or you, me.

Nothing too fancy, you OK with that?

Nothing, they're just a bit syrupy.

Nothing.

Now get some rest, huh?

Now just put it in the case.

Now once they're in possession of the VX O5, I can take them down.

Now that's what I call a paycheck.

Now these guys, they might be French,

Now your... your brother was killed by Pinkett and Bourne,

Now, come on!

Now, don't do anything silly,

Now, he is tracking you.

Now, hold up, you mean to tell me people are scared of this pussy?

Now, I'm going to put this away now, OK?

Now, just er, put it in there now.

Now, this cop is going to tell you she can help you.

Now, what the hell you killing a goat for, boy?

Now!

Now?

Of course it will. Other places have decorations as well.

Of course it's really high!

Of course they do. They have to.

Of the last person who agreed to testify against Mr Espinosa.

Oh, come on, it's a lovely day for flying.

Oh, erm...

Oh, God, that's why it had to be us.

Oh, God!

Oh, has yours got drinks?

Oh, he's gone. Bye bye. That's a nice young man.

Oh, hi, Nathan.

Oh, I think I left all my euros in our prison cell back in Texas.

Oh, Ian!

Oh, my boo bear.

Oh, my God, they killed Marat!

Oh, my God, we did it, Sam, we did it!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my shit! I'm sorry!

Oh, my...!

Oh, no, I think you must have a mistake on your system there.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. I thought, in Europe,

Oh, OK, and what about the eye?

Oh, OK, good.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit!

Oh, that is so cool.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

Oh, we'll just pop down the glass blowing workshop

Oh, well, I hope not, because that was just a story.

Oh, why didn't you say?

Oh, why was that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. This one, he will, he's mental.

Oh, you caught it.

Oh, you know, same old story.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Oh, now.

Oi, oi! Get your own teddy, mate!

Oi!

Oi! What do you think you're doing stealing a child's toy?

OK, all right. OK.

OK, calm down.

OK, gentlemen.

OK, hit me, hit me, hit me!

OK, I hate to break it to you Sam, but you're now legally his bitch.

OK, I will.

OK, I'll fly, you navigate.

OK, let's tool up.

OK, OK, let's say we managed to get it,

OK, OK, OK, OK.

OK, ready? Let's go!

OK, she's been taken into hospital and Janice our neighbour said

OK, stop, stop!

OK, that's enough, shut up!

OK, you fly, I'll navigate.

OK, you got it?

OK.

OK. And our buyer is?

OK. OK.

OK. This is the decider.

OK. Well, enjoy your flight.

OK. Well, what about, like you see over there, like a...

OK. You don't have any notes?

OK. You eat them, then.

On our way to England to play some shows.

On the Amiga?

On the record, in front of a Federal Judge?

On the roof having a cigarette, I'd imagine.

On your head!

On your knees. Cuff him.

Once I have hacked through the firewall,

Once you've mastered Japanese culture,

One minute.

One moment, sirs.

One nice 'n' spicy bean burger meal.

One second, Sam, what did you just say?

Only if you believe someone's still after us.

Only touch the metal part.

Ooh, yes, please!

Open up, Frank.

Or at least we were.

Or when I got shot.

Or you'll be marked out and beaten every day.

Outside the VX lab, before he sets off the alarm.

Over here!

Pardon messieurs! Nous sommes fermes. We are closed.

Pervert!

Phil, I've changed my mind! I don't want to jump!

Phil! Phil!

Phil?

Phil's mum is in hospital, alone, at Christmas.

Philip had a lime green rucksack at school.

Picks up the bag and walks clean out of there

Please don't hurt us.

Please, you have to listen!

Please?

Please.

Portion of meat which is itself wrapped in meat.

Pull over.

Pulls out his piece, pop, pop, pop!

Pussy? Would a pussy, yeah, have that a gunshot wound.

Put your hands on your head!

Quick, quick, quick, clever girl, clever girl. Clever girl.

Quickly!

Razor can be a first name.

Razor Ruddock.

Razor? Is that because you're bald? Is that why you're called Razor?

Really?

Reid didn't know we'd stitched him up until after the bomb had

Remember, don't touch the glass.

Remember, we are just the middleman here.

Reza!

Reza?

Right, but I think if we work together on this, we could solve it.

Right, I would still like one, though.

Right, Jamie, once we're in, you'll need to take out the guard

Right, OK.

Right, so where are the French Secret Service guys?

Right, so you're saying there's a 2% chance that

Right, you hold this, I'll write it down.

Right?

Right.

Right. Sorry, it's just

Right. Well, even if that was technically realistic,

Rosa thought I was a heart surgeon, didn't she?

Rosa's not just my girlfriend, she's my soul mate, my companion.

Running bombs

Ryan Castaine and Laurence Gilliard, I'm arresting you for possession

Sam!

Sam?

Same way I want my husband back.

SAS.

Sausage wrapped in bacon. Without question.

Says she doesn't think she's going to make it till Christmas.

Serious issues of national security.

Sewage situation.

Shall I remind you of your options?

Shall we move on?

Shall we stop and take this off and then we can...?

She could talk to the press...

She didn't mean to offend you.

She doesn't drink the rest of the year,

She doesn't think she's going to make it till Christmas.

She might even tell you she can get you out of here,

She started asking questions. I had to do some research.

She thinks you're a former pro wrestler who also found

She was actually taken into hospital late last night.

She will definitely be harmed?

She's got me one every year since.

Shit!

Shouldn't I be asking you that?

Shut up, this could be our ticket out of here.

Slovenia, right. Just testing.

Slovenia.

Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.

Snacks.

So don't do anything stupid. Just tell me, where is the eye?

So don't insult them with your stupid questions, right.

So either your double agent still had some influence,

So hey, Nathan, just going back to the whole, you know,

So how are you feeling?

So how do we find him?

So I'll be happy as long as I can get a cup of coffee.

So it was you who put the bomb under our car?

So it's really important that we all wear safety goggles.

So let me tell you what's going to happen now.

So she's wasted by the time we sit down.

So we've set up a lab here for you to make the bomb immediately,

So what happens now?

So where are you boys headed?

So you're musicians?

So you're sure you're not putting Lizzie in any danger?

So you've got to jump. Please.

So, I mean, I think it would be fun.

So, what are you in for?

Somebody should tell those rats they're spoiling the view.

Someone is going to start a fight with you.

Soon.

Sorry about that, we were getting desperate.

Sorry about that.

Sorry, if I'd have known we were expecting guests,

Sorry, is that the Kocevje in...

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, to go back to the abseiling thing,

Sorry, what's this about?

Sorry, which is it, SAS or a ninja you're going to be?

Sorry, yeah, um, keep it in the office, I suppose.

Sorry.

Special diplomacy between Russia and UK.

Spot of breakfast, head back?

Stand up, then!

Standing in line at City Mutual Bank, San Antonio.

Stay back.

Stay where you are, please. Stay calm.

Stay where you are!

Stop or I'll drop it.

Sure, go ahead.

Sure. Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne.

Sweet!

Tea anyone?

Tell our guys to pound it out of them.

Temperature for 24 hours or so.

Terry, I need to speak to you.

Terry?

Terry? Everyone else is coming.

Test tubes, Bunsen burners,

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you. Good day.

Thanks for stopping.

Thanks, thank you. Thanks.

Thanks.

That bomb could have killed us, you prick!

That I have the necessary requisites to be a phenomenal spy.

That is not what Christmas is about!

That is very interesting. Fascinating, in fact.

That leads to Espinosa's whereabouts.

That list of names is worth more than this kid's life.

That Nathan's even in here.

That needs my attention more than you do, so...

That was amazing.

That was it really.

That we somehow managed to get it, if we do,

That's bullshit.

That's done it.

That's great!

That's how I roll.

That's impossible, it's his eye.

That's it, look, there, there, there, there, look.

That's one more than I need.

That's what I'm saying to you.

That's what this has all been about.

That's when all the security footage from the previous week

That's why I decided to become a racist.

That's why I told you those things, because

That's why they're here. We're here.

The body achieves.

The difference is now I won't have to split it four ways.

The equations on the wall.

The guys in the cell before us, that's who Mitch and Jeremy are.

The helicopter will land and drop us onto the roof at exactly 3am.

The highest level security clearance,

The lab closes at 11,

The last I heard you were in prison in Texas for running drugs.

The least...

The line just went dead.

The love of my life, I was ripped away from her and dumped in a shitty

The machines will be unloaded by separate staff

The moment I'd got back with Lizzie, I was ripped away from her.

The moment we have it, you're on your way.

The next ferry is leaving in 35 minutes.

The point is, I'd never have left Texas without you...

The thing is, we can't travel on our passports, so we need someone to...

The truth is I'm no one.

The two, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber?

The VX O5 can kill anything within a mile radius of it.

The VX O5.

The way I see it, these are our suspects.

The weather's good, the accommodation is free.

The whole point of an office party is that it's at your office.

Then don't contact me again unless it's a matter of national security.

Then she passes out and I watch Die Hard.

Then we'll have to kill him.

Then you could say that's one more than I need.

There is an inmate here, number 214, a certain Nathan Cross.

There's a reward for any information

There's any number of reasons why this is great.

There's fireworks and there's a free kids' corral.

There's no one here.

There's no other way out of this.

There's something written on this.

There's the match I leave in the door. Someone's inside.

These are the guys we waited three weeks to break out?

These expert bomb makers.

These guys can smell fear.

These guys developed the first tunnel bombs.

These three dagos walk in wearing wrestling masks, waving guns around.

They call it a spree.

They created untraceable PETN.

They don't even know who Carlos is.

They dredge the Rio fucking Grande.

They meant after 24 hours this becomes really dangerous.

They need to know if there are any loose ends

They said it's only good for 24 hours, didn't they?

They think we're Mitch and Jeremy!

They told us not to contact anyone, you could be putting her in danger.

They took it.

They were busted out during the riot. Not by us.

They wouldn't beat us up for no reason.

They, they turn and they run the other way.

They'll know we're not using it, though.

They're here.

They're not going to ask about the eye!

They're not happy.

They're traffickers. They hide stuff in with the shipments.

They've gone, Lizzie.

They've, er... They've gone, I'm afraid.

This can't be about the beans.

This could be our ticket home.

This goes against everything we agreed.

This is a fresh start.

This is actually really wonderful.

This is Angel one. Suspect in custody, returning to base.

This is it, Sam.

This is merely a routine catch up just to see how you're settling in.

This is our moment! We've been chosen!

This is real now, this is Lizzie's life.

This is Special Agent Miller.

This is the one where you get to live.

This is the thanks I get.

This is useless.

This is what you told us before.

This isn't a school field trip!

This isn't loaded.

This money will change everything for my family.

This was not easy to find.

This was your idea and it was a bloody good one!

This wasn't the only way.

Those bullets are too big for that gun.

Thousands of people could die here! This is not the time!

Three different prisons in the last eight months.

Three of our guys saw it happen. Cross is dead.

Throwing these accusations around.

Tickets, please.

Tickets?

Tickets.

Time bombs that we've put in cars.

Time bombs.

Time for your phone call.

Time to be a heart and brain surgeon,

Time to go, ladies.

To the Army?

Too much of your time.

Took down his biggest ever trade,

Tools.

Town in the middle of the desert on the other side of the world.

Tripods, pipettes, etc.

Turn around.

Twice as spicy, with a strawberry milkshake.

Two tickets to Dover, please.

Two white boys just like y'all got transferred out

Two white boys, just like y'all,

Um, just a quickie. I don't know if anybody's seen this,

Unbelievable! Properly unbelievable.

Under section 841 of the Controlled Substance Act.

Until then, you've still been charged

Upstairs and positioned in the secure zone.

Vete.

VX O5 nerve agent from a secret chemical facility in Kocevje?

Wait out there for somebody to escort you back.

Wait, how are you going to...?

Walk right up to Snake,

Was nothing short of heroic and will never be forgotten.

Watch out!

Watch.

We all have to take one of these.

We are aware that this will only keep the compound at a stable

We are still going to fulfil our end of our bargain

We be going to London, England, or as I call it, the 53rd state.

We bought fake passports, OK?

We can't afford to do both.

We can't just bring you back to life.

We can't keep you safe.

We cannot just fly to England and land this plane.

We could have put you under surveillance

We could make a duplicate.

We could swim the English Channel in December.

We didn't know about the drugs!

We didn't know he was going to use us as drug donkeys.

We don't have to be racist. We just have to hang out with some.

We don't have to be victims, we can change our fate.

We don't know the rules yet, the secret codes.

We don't know who put the bomb under your car.

We get to Slovenia and then, you know, sneak off.

We get you out of prison and this is how you repay us?

We got mixed up in it.

We got together all the money we could get our hands on.

We have nothing whatsoever to do with

We have the suspect, white male, disarmed and in custody.

We help you.

We just tell her everything.

We know you move people across the border.

We might as well still be in Texas!

We need it all for the ferry.

We need to be on exactly the same time.

We need to get it to an expert.

We need to get out of here.

We need to run. We need to run now.

We never saw the bodies.

We only knew about the passports.

We should go and help out, yeah?

We spent a lot of money to get you here.

We stay here tonight and then tomorrow morning,

We then have exactly four minutes before the cameras go live.

We want our lives back.

We were flown here...

We were given the bags. We're not Ryan and Laurence.

We were given the passports by Carlos Espinosa.

We were going to see Madagascar 4 tonight.

We were in witness protection, but we decided we had to leave.

We were introduced to Espinosa

We were stitched up by a drug sort of lord...

We were told to give you guys these.

We'll give it to you.

We'll just stick it in the bin.

We're actually in the middle of a crisis

We're actually innocent.

We're going nowhere, right.

We're going to cross a lot of bridges, Sam, jump a lot of hurdles.

We're going to drink us some tea, butter up a scone,

We're in witness protection and we had to break it

We're just a couple of guys in a band

We're just a couple of ordinary guys from Bracknell.

We're just trying to get home.

We're monozygotic twins.

We're never going to get there in time.

We're not chemical experts.

We're not going to be here that long.

We're not going to sit discussing your theories.

We're not just going to roll over and do as we're told.

We're not looking for trouble, we're just asking for help.

We're not lying!

We're not machines.

We're not taking a chemical weapon to visit your mum in hospital.

We're only going to get one chance at this, Phil.

We're really doing it, Sam.

We're running out of time, give me the VX O5 so we can make it safe.

We're splitting up.

We're the good guys.

We're the ones putting our goddamn lives on the line.

We're...

We've already got a buyer.

We've got some much nicer rooms for the innocent ones.

We've got to look tough, right?

We've got to pack up all our stuff and...

We've got to, we don't want to end up like the guy in the photograph.

We've lost the suspect on the High Street.

Welcome to paradise.

Well done.

Well, apparently Carlos Espinosa is the real reason

Well, can you tell us who does?

Well, get it back.

Well, I hated it.

Well, I haven't said when yet.

Well, it was damaged, so I had to get a new car.

Well, it's Slovenia.

Well, Simon Pedgrift once dared me to draw a moustache on one.

Well, stop it, it doesn't suit you.

Well, that couldn't have gone better.

Well, that's great. I mean, they've brought us to Europe at least.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Well, then what the hell are Mitch and Jeremy doing here?

Well, we did nearly drop it once already, so...

Well, what about the travel scales I bought you last year?

Well, what are you going to do with it?

Well, what are you waiting for? Get in there.

Well, what's the matter with her?

Well, when will she be out of surgery?

Well, where are we going?

Well, you do know where they are going, so go find them.

Well, you name it.

What about dress code?

What are we going to do with this?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do with your life?

What are you looking at?

What are you saying? This isn't like you.

What are you taking?

What are you talking about?

What are you... Sam?

What did I tell you about watching mucky ladies?

What did you just say about Carlos Espinosa?

What did you just say?

What do you mean, turn around?

What do you mean, what shit? This.

What do you mean, you don't know?

What does that mean?

What for?

What happened?

What is it?

What is that?

What makes you think he would have approved of that?

What shit?

What the brain believes,

What the hell do you think you know about Carlos Espinosa?

What the hell? Everybody back to their cells!

What time do you think it is?

What time have you got?

What was that all about?

What was that?

What you see is what you get.

What, like buskers or a professional band?

What, like he's got chapped lips, or he licked them at you

What, so you don't need any chances, how does that work?

What?

What? It's just my tea.

What? No, we're not!

What? You can't fly this thing!

What's he doing now?

What's that?

What's wrong with them?

What's your favourite bit of Christmas dinner?

When are you going to start looking on the bright side?

When I caught the VX.

When that nativity display pops up at the top of the high street.

When the law is in the pocket of these fucking animals,

When we were first together, I told Lizzie I think

Where are Pinkett and Bourne?

Where are you flying to today, gentlemen?

Where are you going?

Where is he?

Where is Lizzie?

Where's Carlos?

Where's Lizzie?

Wherever "here" is.

Wherever here is.

Which I think means we're just looking for one person...

Which I thought might be fun.

Which one of you has a sick mother?

Which one of you plays guitar?

Which she can't because you won't have a shred of evidence,

Who also arranged for your false documentation.

Who are you?

Who busted them out?

Who do I have to arrest around here to get a cup of tea?

Who doesn't like Cafe Rouge?

Who fired that shot?

Who gave it to you?

Who gets off on mathematical equations?

Who is that?

Who is this?

Who said anything about landing?

Who the hell is Carlos?

Who wants one of those for Christmas?

Who wouldn't want one of these? It's useful.

Who's who?

Whoa!

Whoa! No, no, no, don't touch that!

Whoever tried to kill you, before long they'll find out

Whoo! Woo hoo hoo!

Why are you here? Did they catch someone?

Why did you steal his Thermos?

Why do you need us to get this guy?

Why not?

Why?

Would that have anything to do with the theft of

Would you like to find out?

Would you please come with me?

Wow!

Yah!

Yeah, a Mentos bomb. I'm surprised you've never heard of it.

Yeah, but I'm not going to...

Yeah, can I get one chicken fillet combo meal, mega,

Yeah, he's a murderer, we're not.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I mean that has only happened once, to be fair

Yeah, I see.

Yeah, I wasn't planning on hanging out here too long myself, actually.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, one second.

Yeah, some things... I thought...

Yeah, that's my conscience in the clear. Thank you.

Yeah, that's right, cos we're the experts.

Yeah, that's the bad news.

Yeah, this is good.

Yeah, to make a bomb.

Yeah, well, you're terrible at sex!

Yeah, where's Carlos?

Yeah, you made the right call.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Couldn't stand it.

Yeah. If I were you I'd head off pretty quickly.

Yeah. Which one's Slovenia?

Yeah. Why do you ask?

Yes, for other people.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I heard the bodies were unidentifiable.

Yes, Linda Bourne.

Yes, please.

Yes, thank you! Thank you so much!

Yes, that's me. Sorry, little bit out of breath.

Yes, the moment we have it, you're on your way.

Yes, then. But now I've figured out that if...

Yes, today.

Yes, we can, that's the deal.

Yes, yeah.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yesterday?

You are so amazing.

You are terrible at buying Christmas presents!

You can go home.

You can have that.

You can't be here. That's the bottom line.

You can't out run a gazelle.

You chose to protect those people and stay alive,

You could put us under surveillance, give us armed guards.

You did.

You do not want to miss that flight.

You don't understand!

You get one phone call every 90 days for good behaviour.

You go to your mum.

You got a date with the DEA.

You got any change?

You got your reward.

You guys are incredible!

You had better.

You have the right to remain silent.

You heard me.

You keep safe, tell no one.

You killed my brother.

You killed us because it was easier than trying to help us.

You knew that if you stayed in Bracknell, you risked not

You know how I always know it's going to be Christmas?

You know I hate her for what she did to you.

You know the one? I don't even know who puts it there.

You know what? That is annoying.

You know, be a bit of a full house with her brothers and that, but...

You know, sometimes I do miss it, saving people's lives.

You know, you may call me the gorilla,

You lied to us. Admit it.

You might be missing.

You mustn't touch that.

You never know who might get mad at you.

YOU should practice YOURS!

You sold us out

You sound African American.

You started to tell me about your interactions with Carlos Espinosa

You stated that you were unaware of the narcotics in your baggage

You sure you are real?

You sure? Be my guest.

You think they don't have cameras in every branch of every bank?

You think this is funny?

You two pussies are getting in a different way.

You walk over there,

You want me to fly to England?

You want this, do you?

You want to see?

You want us to get his eye?

You were dead.

You were delighted with those.

You were not worth the cost.

You were right about our fate.

You were right, no one stops for hitchhikers.

You will have to wait inside those machines

You won't need grenades.

You won't need to.

You wouldn't.

You, get back in the vehicle.

You?

You'll find another girlfriend in Bracknell.

You'll get us home?

You'll hear from us soon.

You'll only have one chance.

You're a 31 year old Mail Distribution Assistant who

You're covering up.

You're dishonouring them and embarrassing me.

You're fine. It's just cuts and bruises.

You're goddamn right I did.

You're going straight back to your cells.

You're going to give me that fucking eye,

You're meant to...

You're musicians.

You're not allowed Wagon Wheels!

You're telling me you are the wrong mans?

You're undercover?

You've been transferred to

You've got to explode it. If you don't explode it, it doesn't mean anything.

You've got to keep moving.

You've got to stop talking like that. This IS our home.

You've got to win, or at least fight back,

Your attorney may have told you that I can't help you, but I can.

Your brother was killed by Pinkett and Bourne,

Yuri never told you he had a brother?

1.5 million.

3.03.

18 hundred bucks wasn't enough to cover the documents,

75,000 better off than when he went in.

80 euros?

98%?

421, 422.

You took a bullet for me. That's what friends do.

.. and Philip Bourne, you'll be told to stand down and be on your way.

.. and we'd both be dead if it wasn't for your forklift driving licence.

.. Germany?

.. gnaws away at me!

.. Sam.

.. that's what really...

.. want the truth.

.. you do up my blouse.

' at a secure chemical facility in Kocevje.

'A company spokesman would not confirm

'and you understood that that was a permanent decision.'

'behind the development of a new nerve agent,

'Both of them?'

'but I don't know if she'll make it that far.

'But I'm sorry to have taken up'

'but if you see Pinkett and Bourne, he won't be far behind.

'Can you repeat those names?'

'could kill thousands of people per milligram.'

'Do you understand?'

'Doors closing.'

'Forgive me, it's a complicated story.'

'Ground floor.'

'he ain't the kind of guy that likes to be found.

'Hello?'

'Hello. Am I speaking to Mrs Bourne?'

'Hold, please.'

'How do you know my name?

'I did think about it.'

'I don't know Liam Neeson.'

'I don't understand why we can't go to Cafe Rouge.'

'I know what I saw and I don't believe for a second

'I'm her neighbour. I've just come to get some things for her,

'It's a tsunami, a tidal wave of sewage leaking over the border.'

'It's her heart.

'It's impossible.'

'It's OK, Collins,'

'Keep your thumb up.'

'Len?'

'Make a U turn when possible.

'Make a U turn when...'

'Nothing's impossible.'

'Now listen, this guy you're about to meet, Carlos Espinosa,

'of terrorist involvement.'

'Oh, and get the MOD to send a chemical team yesterday.'

'Oh, hello. Am I speaking with Mrs Bourne?'

'Oh, sorry, I've probably said too much, haven't I?'

'One of our operators will be with you shortly.

'only your own lives, but the lives of your families and loved ones.'

'Oscar five five in pursuit of a black Mercedes heading

'Our system says that your policy is up for renewal.'

'our visiting hours are Monday to Friday, 8...'

'Please note, this holiday season

'Rosa, I've got something that I need confess.'

'She was going to be spending Christmas with us,

'Slovenian authorities are investigating a break in

'So glad no one's asked about the eye.'

'So you mess him around, then I get messed around.

'southbound on the A329...'

'Thanks for calling the Texas Department of Corrections.

'that MI5 have shared the truth with us.

'That's OK. I'm calling from your car insurance company.

'The facility is allegedly

'The nurse I spoke to said she's very poorly.

'The security services are playing down fears

'This better be real!'

'This is BBC Radio 5 Live.

'This is not something you can call time on.'

'This last year has been particularly hard for her.

'Try to look friendly.'

'We need a full and public inquiry.

'We need the truth.'

'whether anything was taken in the break in.

'which sources claim, if released into the atmosphere,

'Yes, which I'm sure was a huge embarrassment to him'

'You are listening to KPPQ, the hottest music in South Texas.'

'You boys better be careful'

'You knew that if you stayed in Bracknell, you risked not only your own lives,'

'you know. She's able to sit up every now and again.'

'You made a choice. You can't go back on that.

'You should have hit me harder.'

'You understand?'

'You'll like this one. My cousin Lenny,'

"A cwup of cwoffee"?

"Small town, big future."

"Sneak off"?

"Thanks for feeding me when I couldn't move my hands"?

"Thanks for the daily sponge baths"?

"The moment you get the eye, we'll get you out,"

"This is a robbery".

(But these help a little bit.)

(Oh, that was close.)

(Thank you.)

(The you know what's?)

(Then why are we whispering?)

(They're just a bit funny about what I eat in here.)

(Yeah, yeah, it's fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.)

~ .. be safe. ~ Cool.

~ 'So what do you want?' ~ One second. Deal or no deal, Sam?

~ And I have asked you why? ~ If you do not step out of your car, I will...

~ And tell them you've just pulled over Samuel Pinkett... ~ Tread on these tyres is dangerously low.

~ Are you mad? ~ I use a pay phone, I put on an accent. ~ Have you got any idea... ~ Just listen to me!

~ Best of five. ~ Come on. ~ Best of five.

~ Big time. ~ What bombs have you made?

~ Can I just...? ~ Sure, yeah.

~ Careful. ~ OK, yes, obviously.

~ Date of birth? ~ September 14th, 1983.

~ Drop the gun! ~ Yes, Phil!

~ Enjoying your drink? ~ All right, don't be like that. We paid for it so I'm drinking it.

~ Facetious? ~ Yes. Facetious.

~ Good. ~ I mean, yes, the moment I'd got back with Lizzie,

~ Great, thank you. ~ Hey, Sam, look. There's a bra museum.

~ Hi. ~ Hey, man, what are you doing?

~ Hospital? ~ 'That's right.

~ How about Chiquitos? ~ Chiquitos I don't mind.

~ I did! ~ You bloody caught it!

~ I don't do that stuff. ~ Well, can you tell us who does?

~ I doubt it. ~ I think I could.

~ I think if you radio your superiors... ~ Broken tail light.

~ I want my phone call. ~ Me too.

~ I'm Philip Bourne. ~ And I'm Sam Pinkett.

~ I'm sorry. ~ I know, it's a nightmare.

~ I'm sorry. ~ It's fine, really.

~ I'm the money. ~ Mitch Steele.

~ I've been calling home. ~ What?! ~ I said don't be cross.

~ I've saved yours too. ~ When?

~ if no one's going to bother? ~ Alan, come on, smile.

~ it's fine. ~ Are you joking with me?

~ It's just I never know what to... ~ All I'm saying is, what's the point of putting it on the invites

~ Jamie. ~ Mitch Steele.

~ Just the burger, please. ~ No, one sec.

~ Kate Winslet couldn't. ~ That puta.

~ Kerry, it's Sam! ~ No, what did you just say?

~ Look, you want to get home, right? ~ Yes.

~ Maya. ~ Mitch Steele.

~ My mum's ill and it's... ~ Wait, how do you know about your mum?

~ No deal. ~ And a spicy bean burger meal deal.

~ No, we're not even Terry and Ian. ~ Would you two shut up?

~ One moment. ~ This is a bad idea.

~ Place of birth? ~ Flint, Michigan. ~ Very good.

~ Ready? ~ Yes. ~ Ready? ~ Yes! Yes!

~ Really? ~ Yeah, apparently.

~ Sam? ~ What did you just say?

~ Say that name again. ~ Philip Bourne. ~ No.

~ Sh, sh. ~ What did you just say?

~ Sh. ~ Guys, you've got to...

~ Sorry? ~ My blouse is a little... undone.

~ Step out of the vehicle. ~ Why? ~ I asked you to step out of your car.

~ Stop. ~ I'm saying, why can't we just go home?

~ Terry... ~ But why would they bother?

~ Terry... ~ Which is a completely...

~ Thanks, Raul. ~ No problem, man. ~ Appreciate that.

~ Thanks. ~ What these two don't know about deadly chemical compounds

~ There. ~ What?

~ they should be aware of, anyone else who would know what happened. ~ No, Milankovic was shot.

~ They'll check in here. ~ No, they won't.

~ This is what I've been saying. ~ I know, I'm sorry.

~ Wait. ~ What?

~ We could... ~ You need to destroy this. Right now.

~ We were not meant to be here. ~ .. near Reading.

~ We're going home. ~ I know.

~ Well, I don't think that's how it goes. ~ No, this prick.

~ What did you just say? ~ Come on.

~ What did you just say? ~ He's coming. Oh, God.

~ What if the bomb was planted the day before? ~ I hadn't seen this.

~ What on? ~ The F19 Stealth Fighter.

~ What? ~ Sam?

~ What? ~ That voice?

~ What? ~ Who's going to miss him?

~ What? ~ You know what, embarrassing me in front of my friends.

~ What? ~ You think it's that easy?

~ What? No, we won't. ~ Listen to him.

~ when I'm in the... ~ Oh, no, I get it, thank you.

~ Where have you been? ~ Trying to clean this.

~ Why is that such a given? ~ Isn't it obvious?

~ Why should I get out of the car? ~ Phil, you're making it worse.

~ Wicked! ~ Oh, thank God!

~ Yeah, of course it is. ~ You have your passports?

~ Yeah. ~ Thank you.

~ Yeah. ~ Yeah? How does this...?

~ Yeah. ~ You're kidding.

~ Yes. ~ How sure?

~ You want to go in there? ~ Yes.

~ You're right, Phil. ~ Yes.

♪ And I'm not Peter Ustinov baby, OK? ♪

♪ And my baby's so far away

♪ And my baby's so far away. ♪

♪ And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing

♪ And you're coming and away

♪ As you said in the words of your song... ♪

♪ Bra ta ta come atta choochi dong day

♪ But the very next day you gave it away

♪ Can't wait to come down that road

♪ Christmas time is here

♪ Constantly looking for a friend

♪ Eight maids a milking

♪ Everybody listening to word that me say

♪ Five gold rings

♪ Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle... ♪

♪ I gave you my heart

♪ I'll give it to someone special... ♪

♪ I'm more seen as your baby

♪ It wasn't God who made honky tonk angels

♪ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

♪ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... ♪

♪ Last Christmas

♪ Oh, baby, coming home

♪ One in the park as well

♪ Right within... ♪

♪ Seven... swans a swimming

♪ Six geese a laying... ♪

♪ So I'm going home

♪ Soon the bells will start... ♪

♪ The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

♪ This year

♪ To save me from tears

♪ To see my baby, see my baby

♪ To see your face again

♪ Your heart. ♪

The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 2
The Wrong Mans is a British comedy thriller television series that premiered in 2013. Created by James Corden and Matthew Baynton, this show takes the audience on a wild and unexpected adventure filled with humor, suspense, and a dash of romance. Season 2, which aired in 2014, continues the captivating story of two ordinary men caught up in extraordinary circumstances. The show revolves around Sam Pinkett, played by Matthew Baynton, and Phil Bourne, played by James Corden. Sam and Phil are two office workers who find themselves inadvertently involved in a criminal conspiracy. Their lives take a drastic turn when Sam answers a ringing phone at the site of a car crash. The mysterious caller provides Sam with instructions that lead him to believe he has become entangled in a dangerous criminal organization. The chemistry between Baynton and Corden is impeccable, providing the perfect balance of comedy and suspense. Baynton portrays Sam Pinkett as a timid and anxious everyman, while Corden's Phil Bourne is a bumbling yet well-meaning friend. Their contrasting personalities and witty banter create some hilarious moments throughout the series. In Season 2, the stakes are even higher as Sam and Phil's accidental involvement with the criminal underworld continues. The duo finds themselves entangled in a web of international intrigue, facing dangerous adversaries and unexpected allies. The episodes are filled with edge-of-your-seat moments as the characters journey through thrilling car chases, tense standoffs, and daring heists. The supporting cast in The Wrong Mans is equally brilliant, with talented actors bringing a range of quirky characters to life. Sarah Solemani shines as Lizzie Green, Sam's love interest and a pivotal character in the series. Lizzie is a strong, independent woman who often finds herself caught up in the chaos of Sam and Phil's escapades. Tom Basden plays Noel Ward, a tech-savvy and socially awkward IT specialist who becomes an unlikely ally for Sam and Phil. With its mix of genres, The Wrong Mans offers a unique and fresh take on the thriller-comedy genre. The series expertly combines elements of crime dramas, action films, and comedic sitcoms, resulting in a compelling and addictive viewing experience. It keeps viewers guessing with its plot twists and turns, while the humor provides much-needed moments of levity. The Wrong Mans also boasts a standout soundtrack that enhances the overall viewing experience. With a mix of eclectic songs and suspenseful sounds, the music creates a distinct atmosphere throughout the show. From thrilling chase scenes to tender romantic moments, the soundtrack adds depth to the storyline. If you're looking to experience the thrill and humor of The Wrong Mans, you can play and download the sounds from the show online. By listening to the soundtrack, you can relive the exciting moments and immerse yourself in the world of Sam and Phil's adventures. In conclusion, The Wrong Mans (2013) - Season 2 is a must-watch British comedy thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat. With its talented cast, captivating storyline, and unique blend of genres, the show offers an exciting and entertaining viewing experience. Whether you're a fan of action-packed crime dramas or laugh-out-loud sitcoms, The Wrong Mans is certain to leave you wanting more.
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