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Promotional poster for "The Room (2003)" featuring Tommy Wiseau, highlighting its cult classic status and theatrical release.

The Room (2003) Ultimate Soundboard

The Room is a 2003 American drama film written, produced, executive produced and directed by Tommy Wiseau. A film of the same title based on the book, directed by and starring James Franco, was released on December 1, 2017.
See also: Amber Room, Room, Room Full of Spoons, The Room (disambiguation), The Viper Room, Room Girl.

A man like that, with a gun, my God
A man like that, with a gun, my God
Ahh... *kiss*
Ahh... *kiss*
And you betrayed me
And you betrayed me
Anything for my princess, ha ha ha
Anything for my princess, ha ha ha
Anyway how is your sex life?
Anyway how is your sex life?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Argh
Argh
Argh, why Lisa, why why?
Argh, why Lisa, why why?
Argh!
Argh!
As a person, as a human being, as a friend
As a person, as a human being, as a friend
At least you have friends, I didn't get any calls today
At least you have friends, I didn't get any calls today
Because it was an out of state bank
Because it was an out of state bank
Bitch
Bitch
But you are psychologist. Do you have some advice?
But you are psychologist. Do you have some advice?
But you remember what I told you OK
But you remember what I told you OK
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye Danny
Bye Danny
Bye Denny
Bye Denny
Can I go upstairs too?
Can I go upstairs too?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Catch this Johnny ohh
Catch this Johnny ohh
Cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Chicken Peter you're just a little chicken
Chicken Peter you're just a little chicken
Chris R, I've been looking for you
Chris R, I've been looking for you
Delivery man
Delivery man
Denny
Denny
Denny don't ask a question like that
Denny don't ask a question like that
Did you get your promotion?
Did you get your promotion?
Do you
Do you
Do you have something else to do?
Do you have something else to do?
Do you understand life?
Do you understand life?
Do you want me to order a pizza?
Do you want me to order a pizza?
Don't touch me mother fucker. Get out
Don't touch me mother fucker. Get out
Don't worry about it, it's good for you
Don't worry about it, it's good for you
Everybody betrayed me
Everybody betrayed me
Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world
Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world
Get out my house
Get out my house
Get out of my life you bitch!
Get out of my life you bitch!
Get out, get out, get out of my life!
Get out, get out, get out of my life!
God. Forgive me
God. Forgive me
Good thinking
Good thinking
Gunshot
Gunshot
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Hahaha
Hahaha
Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese
Half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto and light on the cheese
He didn't get his promotion
He didn't get his promotion
He's cranky today
He's cranky today
Here you go
Here you go
Hey
Hey
Hey baby how you doing
Hey baby how you doing
Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make
Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make
Hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air
Hey everyone let's go outside for some fresh air
Hi
Hi
Hi babe
Hi babe
Hi babe
Hi babe
Hi doggie
Hi doggie
Hi mom, how are you?
Hi mom, how are you?
How could you do this to me?
How could you do this to me?
How could you love him?
How could you love him?
How dare you talk to me like that!
How dare you talk to me like that!
How do you mean that?
How do you mean that?
How much is it?
How much is it?
Hurry up I have to open the door
Hurry up I have to open the door
I already ordered a pizza
I already ordered a pizza
I can't talk right now
I can't talk right now
I cannot tell you, it's confidential
I cannot tell you, it's confidential
I definitely have breast cancer
I definitely have breast cancer
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not
I don't care
I don't care
I don't drink, you know that
I don't drink, you know that
I don't have a friend in the world
I don't have a friend in the world
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me
I don't want to talk about it
I don't want to talk about it
I don't want to talk about it (2)
I don't want to talk about it (2)
I don't want to talk about it (3)
I don't want to talk about it (3)
I don't want to talk about it!
I don't want to talk about it!
I gave you seven years of my life
I gave you seven years of my life
I got the results of the test back
I got the results of the test back
I have something for you
I have something for you
I have to go now
I have to go now
I just like to watch you guys
I just like to watch you guys
I kill you you bastard
I kill you you bastard
I kill you. I break every bone in your body
I kill you. I break every bone in your body
I love you and I did anything to just please you, and now you betray me
I love you and I did anything to just please you, and now you betray me
I owe him some money
I owe him some money
I saved them bundles, they're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it
I saved them bundles, they're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it
I still love you
I still love you
I think I'm going to join him
I think I'm going to join him
I treat you like a princess
I treat you like a princess
I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
I want to talk right now
I want to talk right now
I would do anything for my girl
I would do anything for my girl
I'm going to take a nap
I'm going to take a nap
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much
I'm sure I'll be alright
I'm sure I'll be alright
I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you darling
I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you darling
If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
If you keep your girl satisfied, she won't come to me
If you keep your girl satisfied, she won't come to me
If you love me, you'll drink this
If you love me, you'll drink this
In a few minutes bitch
In a few minutes bitch
Is he dead? My God Mark, is he dead?
Is he dead? My God Mark, is he dead?
It seems to me you're the expert Mark!
It seems to me you're the expert Mark!
It's from Johnny
It's from Johnny
It's just a little something
It's just a little something
Just shut up
Just shut up
Just stop asking me stupid questions
Just stop asking me stupid questions
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket
Let's take him to the Police
Let's take him to the Police
Lisa can you clean up here please
Lisa can you clean up here please
Listen I've got to go
Listen I've got to go
Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark
Maybe I know more than you think I do Mark
Mmm
Mmm
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmm
Mmm hmmm
Mmm hmmm
Mmm nmmm
Mmm nmmm
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Nah
Nah
Nice to see you Danny
Nice to see you Danny
No
No
No it's not true don't even ask
No it's not true don't even ask
Nobody
Nobody
Of course what do you think, they already put my ideas into practice
Of course what do you think, they already put my ideas into practice
Oh hey guys
Oh hey guys
Oh hi
Oh hi
Oh hi Claudette
Oh hi Claudette
Oh hi Danny
Oh hi Danny
Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you
Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you
Oh hi Mark
Oh hi Mark
Oh man
Oh man
Oh that was not nothing
Oh that was not nothing
OK folks everything is fine. Fight is over. I'm sorry Mark
OK folks everything is fine. Fight is over. I'm sorry Mark
Ok ok
Ok ok
Peter, you always play psychologist with us
Peter, you always play psychologist with us
Please talk to me, please!
Please talk to me, please!
Pretty good
Pretty good
Right on man
Right on man
Screaming and smashing
Screaming and smashing
Screaming and smashing
Screaming and smashing
Screams
Screams
Shoot Danny
Shoot Danny
So boring
So boring
Son of a bitch
Son of a bitch
Stop ganging up on me
Stop ganging up on me
Sure, it's yours
Sure, it's yours
Surprise
Surprise
Thank you Holly, you invited all my friends, good thinking
Thank you Holly, you invited all my friends, good thinking
Thanks a lot, bye
Thanks a lot, bye
Thanks Mom
Thanks Mom
That son of a bitch said that I would get it within three months
That son of a bitch said that I would get it within three months
That'll be $18. Here you go, keep the change
That'll be $18. Here you go, keep the change
That's a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases
That's a very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases
That's me
That's me
That's the idea
That's the idea
That's the idea
That's the idea
The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool
The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool
They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care no more
They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care no more
This is not the way you make money
This is not the way you make money
Two is great, but three is a crowd
Two is great, but three is a crowd
Wake up Johnny please. It's not right. It's not right
Wake up Johnny please. It's not right. It's not right
Wake up man! What planet are you on
Wake up man! What planet are you on
We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money
We got a new client at the bank, we make a lot of money
We'll see about that
We'll see about that
We're expecting
We're expecting
We're probably going to have a baby eventually anyway
We're probably going to have a baby eventually anyway
Well I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know
Well I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know
Well we'll see
Well we'll see
Well whatever
Well whatever
What a story Mark
What a story Mark
What are you doing
What are you doing
What are you doing? What's going on here
What are you doing? What's going on here
What do you want from me huh
What do you want from me huh
What kind of drugs do you take?
What kind of drugs do you take?
What kind of money?
What kind of money?
What makes you say that
What makes you say that
What's happening? Is everyone OK? I heard a shot. Call 911
What's happening? Is everyone OK? I heard a shot. Call 911
What's new with you?
What's new with you?
Whatever I don't care
Whatever I don't care
Where is my money?
Where is my money?
Where's my fucking money Danny?
Where's my fucking money Danny?
Who are you calling a bitch?
Who are you calling a bitch?
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Why are you so hysterical?
Why are you so hysterical?
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore
Why don't you ditch this creep? I don't like him anymore
Why Johnny? Why? Johnny why?
Why Johnny? Why? Johnny why?
Why?
Why?
Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?
Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?
Wow you look so sexy Lisa
Wow you look so sexy Lisa
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please
Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please
Yeah right
Yeah right
Yeah that's er right
Yeah that's er right
You and your stupid mother
You and your stupid mother
You are lieing, I never hit you
You are lieing, I never hit you
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
You betrayed me. You just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep
You betrayed me. You just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep
You bitch!
You bitch!
You bitch. You bitch!
You bitch. You bitch!
You can come out now, she's gone
You can come out now, she's gone
You didn't get it did you
You didn't get it did you
You don't understand anything man, leave your stupid comments in your pocket
You don't understand anything man, leave your stupid comments in your pocket
You know what you need
You know what you need
You little prick
You little prick
You little tramp
You little tramp
You little tramp
You little tramp
You must be crazy I can't drink this
You must be crazy I can't drink this
You need a drink
You need a drink
You need to grow up
You need to grow up
You shouldn't have any secrets from me, I'm your future husband
You shouldn't have any secrets from me, I'm your future husband
You think about everything ha ha
You think about everything ha ha
You two are acting like children
You two are acting like children
You're my favorite customer
You're my favorite customer
You're my future wife. What are you doing Lisa
You're my future wife. What are you doing Lisa
You're not my fucking mother
You're not my fucking mother
You're right, the computer business is too competitive
You're right, the computer business is too competitive
You're the only one who does
You're the only one who does
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