Catch Me If You Can (2002) Soundboard Edit

A Iot Iess work for you.

AII right. There's no windows here.

And crawled out

And I have a right to know.

And make peopIe feeI weIcome on the pIane and...

And our club president, Jack Barnes.

And six weeks Iater, she was my wife

And the Attorney GeneraI of the United States you wouIdn't run.

And the first person to waIk on stage is your mother

And the men are IiteraIIy hoIding their breath.

And there's a bIank space right here.

And you're teIIing me what?

Anything through the hoIe

AtIanta, Georgia.

Because I knew she was the one.

Because they have Mickey MantIe?

Brand new, Dad

But there are Iaws. Everything in this country has to be IegaI.

But they needed the heIp of an American.

Candy Heston.

CarI Hanratty, F.B.I. These are Agents Amdursky and Fox.

CarI, I haven't been Dr. Conners for months now.

CarI, they got the best French beans here.

CarI?

Come on

Come on

Daddy.

Dance with me, PauIa.

Darcy, pIease. Come back

Dear Dad,

Debra Jo McMillan.

Did you drop this?

Do you aIways work on Christmas Eve, CarI?

Do you have a pen in your room?

Do you reaIIy think I have to go?

Do you trust me? Do you Iove me, Brenda?

Don't make a mistake.

Engagement announcements. Name of Conners.

For a runaway juveniIe by the name of Frank AbagnaIe, Jr.

For airIine personneI, we cash personaI checks up to $1 00

For the entirety of that sentence.

For where? Spain? You want to go to Spain?

Frank, this fondue is so good!

Frank!

Frank?

God damn it!

Good morning.

He cashed three checks. They aII cIeared

He jumped right through the window onto the hood of my car.

He washes off their names and puts on his own

He what?

He's dabbIing in government checks

He's not here today, it'II be tomorrow.

He's running out of checks.

HeIIo, CarI.

HeIp me

Hey, Frank.

Hey!

How did you know I wouIdn't Iook in your waIIet?

How Iong do I have to work here?

How wouId you feeI if you Iost your uniform first week on the job?

How's your daughter? What was her name?

I bIew it, didn't I?

I came here to give you this.

I didn't

I don't want some maid waIking through here and making the bed.

I don't want to hear your story. Two checks bounced.

I have orders to see the American prisoner, AbagnaIe

I know that.

I oversIept again

I represent the F.B.I. from the United States ofAmerica.

I studied for two weeks and I passed.

I toId you this was what was going to happen.

I want to thank you for coming in and using our institution

I'd Iike to hear it from you now.

I'm Frank BIack from Murrow High SchooI,

I'm going out for a few hours to visit some oId friends from the tennis cIub

I'm gonna figure it out sooner or Iater.

I'm Ietting aII the universities in the area know

I'm in a fix. I need a suit for my kid. This is my son, Frank

I'm not a Iawyer, or a Harvard graduate or a Lutheran.

I'm on my way to the airport. I'II meet the team in four hours

I'm reaIIy sorry.

I'm sorry I put you through aII this.

I'm sorry, how much wouId I pay for what?

I'm sorry, sir. We won't have any cash untiI the banks open in an hour

I'm sure you hear this aII the time,

I've been trying to show you aII night!

In front of the cIass and read conversation number five?

In the Iast few weeks, this unsub has developed

In two days. Two days, Brenda. Two days.

Is Frankie okay? Is he in troubIe?

Isn't it?

It started with an "M." It was "Mont" something. Mr. Fox?

It's aII right, ma'am. F.B.I

It's so damn big, I thought I was going to shoot my tits off

Just don't put yourseIf in this type of position.

L have no choice but to ignore your request to be treated as a minor,

L was considered the youngest and most daring con man in U.S. history

L'll tell Mr. Rosen you're coming

L'm sorry l ran away, but you don't have to worry.

Lance just feII into the conversation pit!

Llene Anderson.

Look at me, Frank. Nobody is fighting

Look at this photograph, Mr. Stewart.

Make yourseIf at home!

Mind if I see some identification?

Montrichard

More coffee, sir?

Mr. Hanratty, pick up the courtesy telephone.

My bank went out of business

My partner's waIking him to the car as we speak. Look.

My wife has been remarried for 1 1 years

No

No shame in that. We aII did it

No, I can't do that! You know why?

Okay.

Our next item up for bid is aIso from the Jersey CentraI Bank forecIosure

Pan Am, may l help you?

Paper is doubIe bonded, much too heavy to be a bank check.

Pardon me?

Say again?

Secret Service.

She thinks he's Conners.

She was four when I Ieft. Now she's 1 5.

Tell her l'm sorry that l could not take her to the junior prom

Thank you.

Thank you.

That sounds pretty officiaI to me, but, Iike I said,

That we've ever come across on this show. You'll see what l mean

That wiII be $3.50, sir

That's right.

The airport?

The banks didn't know what was happening untiI Iast week.

The best date I have ever been on.

The entire night.

The first mouse quickIy gave up and drowned,

The kid's gone compIeteIy out of controI.

The kind of pIace where they never heard of Sara Lee.

The most trusted name in the skies

The truth is, I knew it was you. I didn't get the cuffs on you, but I knew.

The unsub is washing and aItering checks,

The Yankees win because they have Mickey MantIe.

Then passing them throughout Arizona.

There you go. Work hard in schooI.

They have a house in Long IsIand.

They're our uniform supplier

This carouseI doesn't work. It's a bad carouseI

This guy's a pen and ink man, a goddamn paperhanger.

This is a MICR encoder, a machine used to encode bank checks

This is a photograph of the defendant's signature on a canceIed check.

This is Hanratty. Merry Christmas.

This man has to be on a pIane for America. He has to see a doctor.

Those are speciaI ordered from PoIaroid.

To be a Pan American stewardess.

To the best damn piIot in the sky

UnIess I couId put the cuffs on you myseIf

We don't usuaIIy Ioan money to peopIe

We'd Iike to have a few kind words with your host, if possibIe.

WeIcome to New York.

WeII, CarI, I'm sorry, but I have to go.

WeII, it was a bicycIe accident. The boy toId us.

What are you doing here?

What do you estimate the degree and extent of the burns, KiIdare?

What does it mean when one piIot says to another piIot,

What he did was a feIony, Mrs. Barnes.

What he's doing is he's opening checking accounts at various banks,

What in the heII is wrong with you?

What kind of equipment you on, DC 8?

What shouId I do tiII Monday?

When l was a young man, l needed the money,

When your mom hands you a note to miss schooI,

Where are you going tonight? Tahiti? Hawaii?

Who have unresoIved business with the IRS

Why can't we go with you, CarI?

Why don't you caII her right now?

With two nickeIs in my pockets and hoIes in my shoes

Yeah, I got a counterfeit he drew

Yeah, put him on.

Yeah.

Yes. No, there is no probIem. We're coming out right now.

Yes. Question, "You met your husband during the war?"

Yes. The poIice think he's some type of criminaI

Yes. This is Frank Roberts.

You always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear.

You didn't

You don't have to cry.

You Iied to me about that! Did you Iie about that?

You mind if I come to work with you tomorrow?

You sure did.

You'II Iook great

You're a romantic.

You're being investigated by the government for tax fraud.

You're Iate, aII right?

You're saying he's a IocaI?

You're the young man who's writing the articIe for the schooI paper

201

300?

707

Excuse me

Frankie, run and get a toweI. Yeah

HeIIo, deadhead. HeIIo

HeIIo. Hi.

I don't understand. Sure you do.

I want to caII a truce. No truce.

I wouIdn't Iie to you. You're wearing a wedding ring.

LAPD shouId be here any sec. Wait

Number Three? My name is Frank William Abagnale

Thank you. Move it manuaIIy

They're right here

to pick someone up at the airport. Who're you picking up?

To the moon. To the moon.

Watch where you're going! It's just a shirt, man!

Why wasn't I caIIed? Nobody was caIIed, sir.

You need to sign these. Thank you.

You're just a kid. I'm not your kid.

"ArticIe One,