Trapped in Paradise (1994) Soundboard Edit

All right, all right, all right, all right!

All right, all right. Tell it nice and slow

All right! This is a goddamn robbery! [SCATTERED SCREAMS]

All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business. There's nothing here to watch.

All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move.

All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car.

All right. I'll get the tickets. You two separate.

All right. Thank you.

All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong.

Alvin, we're free. That's right. Free as a bird.

And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that.

Back up. We're gonna lose them.

Bank bank president? What are you talking about?

Bill, you're a genius. Yeah, but in the Firpo family,

But the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth

But there were ten million cops at the restaurant.

Clove...

Clovis, watch these three clowns while I check out the house

Clovis...

Come here! Come on! Come on!

Come in. Come in.

Come on, come on.

Come on!

Come on. Just grab it

Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving.

Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin!

Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on!

Come on. Y Y You gotta think of a way to get us out of here.

Damn!

Did things work out between you and your dad?

Did you do the right thing?

Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag?

Do you think people change?

Everyone, keep your hands up!

Faster! Faster!

Father... I found a wallet in the street.

Figured that out, did you?

Get it. We gotta get a crowbar here, okay?

Get outta here. It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise.

Going home to your fammily? No, just my mother actually.

Good evening. May I assist you with your specials tonight? Yes, waiter.

Good.

He means that...

He said it's time to forgive.

He's got our money, Clovis.

Heh heh! Yummy, yummy.

Help! Help! [PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Here, Bill. I got you this.

Hey, dad.

Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya?

Hey! Ooh! [GLASS BREAKING]

Hey! What's the problem?

Hi. I'm chief burnell. Special agent Peyser.

Holy shit! They're here already.

Huh? That's my bus.

I can see nothing's changed.

I can't go back to prison. I learned my lesson already.

I can't really believe it would be anybody from town.

I don't see snow chains.

I got him! Give him your hand

I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here.

I realized, uh... I'm really not that much different than my two brothers.

I really hope we can all get to be friends.

I think we lucked out with those kids.

I'll see you every morning in the bank when I'm making my deposits.

I'm all right, dad. How about Merlin?

I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother?

I'm up for parole. Connect the dots. [LAUGHING] Connect 'em.

I've already done that. Good. Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to find 'em,

I've never seen 'em before. [AGENT] This way. Watch your step.

If there were more than two, you could have been hurt.

In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy.

Is that how you're gonna start?

It doesn't seem right,don't you think? You're going to ruin the winterfest.

It's a beautiful thing.

It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika

Just stay out of my sight.

Lay him down by the fire.

Look. Over here.

Looks like they got company with them in that jeep.

Maybe I could manage some little restaurant down here.

Maybe you're not thinking hard enough.

Me either

Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Mix the two together? No, the Brandy's for me.

Move forward.

No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! It's all right.

No, I don't think you're stupid, but I know how to keep you in suspense.

No.

No. No, it's not.

Now our ride's gone. Shit!

Oh, dear. I'm sorry it took me so long getting here

Oh, Jesus, uh

Oh, lunch. Good. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, Mrs. A? Somethin' smells good. [LAUGHING]

Oh, that's excellent

Shut up and get in. Ma! What

Shut up!

So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?

Some somebody... dropped it outside... my front door.

Something sweet?

Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it!

Tell him to get in. I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh.

Thank you, sir.

That was very moving, Mr. Firpo.

The man with half a brain is king.

The president of the bank.

The pterodactyl. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times...

The whole thing...

Then maybe you

There she is.

There you go.

There's a man in the water. [COUGHING]

There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem?

They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own.

This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery

This is the F.B.I. You're completely surrounded.

To me.

Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years,

Uh, it's another long and miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now

We can solve this between us

We only want your cash. [BILL] Move forward. Move forward. Go in. Move forward.

We're screwed.

Well, now, that's the worst part of it.

Well, the bus left without us.

What are you doing here? I'm here to save your life!

What are you doing?

What did he say?

What do you think, we're stupid?

What I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison,

What? You're kiddin'!

Whatever it is that you want me to do, the answer's no.

Where's he goin'?

Why am I still here? What?

Yeah, but, ma, we want to come home. It's chri Yeah, but we

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes

Yes. What? I see it.

You don't know me.

You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. [STAMMERING]

You got it. Got it.

You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. Yeah, but

You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else,

You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis.

You know, nothing much, but at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars.

You were probably closest to the perpetrators at the time of the robbery.

You're right, Bill

[CLAMORING] [SHOUTING]

[HORN HONKS] [HORSE WHINNIES]

[SHOUTING CONTINUES] Run right up into them.

[SHUDDERING] Alvin!

[TIRES SCREECHING] [BANGING]

♪ [STOPS] I'm sorry, ma.

I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Anybody hurt?

No, he's not. Yes, he is!

No. We've taken more than our share already. No, no. Here. You take this.

Oh, state trooper. Oh, shit! Shit! All right! Relax, relax.

They tell me they can show us the exact spot. Hallelujah. Huh?

What are you talking about? Just give us the money, and we're out of here.

You have no brain either. Hey! You guys all right?

You sound like you're in love. Well, as a matter of fact,

You want a piece of this? Come on! [MAN] Oof!

[ALARM CONTINUES] I'm Alvin Firpo, officer. I was just here...

[ALVIN LAUGHING]

[ALVIN LAUGHING]

[ALVIN] Oh, this is nice.

[ALVIN] Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin.

[ANDERSON] Oh, we call her Sarah upstairs. She rents a room from us.

[BELL JINGLES]

[BELL RINGING] [MAN] Merry Christmas!

[BELL TOLLING]

[BILL] 1835 1892.

[BILL] Oh, God! [DAVE] Go, Alvin, go!

[BRUNO] Why don't we just take 'em?

[CELL DOOR SLAMMING]

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

[CHATTERING]

[CHUCKLES] No, that's not possible. They're not up for parole until march.

[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES] Is go back home.

[DAVE CHATTERING]

[DAVE, ALVIN SHOUTING]

[DAVE] And out.

[DOG WHIMPERING]

[ED] You got the wrong guy! It's the guy with the floppy ears!

[ENGINE KNOCKING]

[HORSE WHINNYING]

[HORSE WHINNYING] Oh, man.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

[LAUGHS] Do I know you? [CHUCKLES]

[MAN] Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck.

[MERLIN WHINNYING] [ALVIN] Come on! Come on!

[PATRONS CHATTERING]

[PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIMING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING] What kind of car was it?

[SHOUTING] Alvin!

[SIREN CONTINUES]

[SIREN CONTINUES] [Alvin] Hey! Come on! Let's go!

[SIRENS CONTINUE]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[SNORES]

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

[UTENSILS CLATTERING]

[WHINNIES, SPUTTERS]

♪ [DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR]

♪ [MUTED] [MUTED LAUGHTER]

♪ when you're growing old

♪ you never change it

♪ you never change it

♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪

♪ [SILENT NIGHT OVER SPEAKER]

♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪