Peep Show Soundboard 1 Edit

A bit, who cares, it works

And she flew budget, so it'll be a nightmare coming through air security

Anyway, Crunchie Nut Corn Flakes are just Frosties for wankers

Are you kidding, that's firing first in a duel. If you miss, you're fucked

Bollocks

Brilliant

Bye

Clean shirt, what does that mean- Isn't that good

Couldn't you find anyone else to shag?

Do what you need to do, she's right on the bloody prescipice

Far too busy for post

Frosties are just Corn Flakes for people who can't face reality

Fuck off clean shirt

Gentleman's relish with olives

Hello?

Hey look, it's clean shirt

Hi Mark

Hit her with a disciplinary matter

Hmm, my Cheech and Chong, my Skinner and Baddiel, you'll be the iron fist inside my velvet glove. The spiky balls at the end of my stick, yeah.

How dare you

How do you get that shirt so clean?

I know that doesn't mean a lot to you, but I take it quite seriously

I'm going to answer the door now Mark, but I'm coming back for you

I'm looking to shake up the department, and I want you two to be my enforcers

I'm not really high on drugs, so you can stop talking your nonsense on my time

If you want, I could call you a cab

If you're innocent, you've got nothing to hide, come on let's have a look. No. Let me feel it. It's hard, isn't it? No, and even if it was, it wouldn't prove love, it's just a human body.

Is that cool?

Is that what a thousand years of the English judicial system comes down to? No smoke without fire

It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright?

It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that

Jeremy, you bloody

Jeremy's gone alright, he's pissed off, he's left

Just a minute

Looking at nudie ladies research?

Maybe

Must be some kind of mistake

My head's in pieces, I don't need this

Need a poo, got to have loo paper

No

No, no, mate

Now come on, fuck off

Now pull your socks up and get your shoes on, come on, all of you

Oh no, just a bit of internet research

Oh, OK, sure

Oh, right

Perfect

Segway music

She's going to bed, and she doesn't want any more of your drugs

Shit

Sophie?

The only airline that really understands is BA

Unofficial verbal warning

What the fuck?

Yeah, well

Yes, of course

You can stop smoking your drugs, I'm making tea and toast for Sophie, I'm putting on Radio 4, everything's normal

You do know it's Thursday?

You want some, do you, you want a taste of my steel

You're no bloody eunuch, that's for sure

You're not a bad person, but I'm afraid to say you are a moron

You're not a pedo, you're definitely not a pedo

You've been chilling long enough, this is reality calling

You've got no business being in love with Big Suz, there's enough people in love with her already, she's full