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Ain't nothing but horseshit
Ain't there no alternate
Alright
Any cock'll do
Are you gonna stay with me all day?
Bathroom that's unusable (whining)
Be sure to wear your rubbers
Breakfast dinner it's all the same
Buh bye!
Bun-cha bitches!
Buncha shit!
Did ya get a good look?
Did you have your breakfast?
Dirty rotten buncha bitches! (rant)
Do you got your long pants on?
Do you know who you are?
Doesn't make any difference who you talk to (rant)
Don't kick over a horse turd (rant)
Don't kick over a horse turd while it's hot
Don't put your hand over your rear end
Don't say anything!
Don't you believe in making love?
Drink beer and chew marijuana (rant)
Fart like nanny goats (rant)
Figured you'd kinda protect me (rant)
Fungoola sputza
Get the hell outta here!
Get your ass to work!
Go and get me a can of that.. root beer
Go and heat up my brown blanket, will ya?
Go get us some "Fish and More"
Go lay an egg
Go lay down to your pup
Go out and get me a bowl of popcorn
Go out and get me a drink of water, will ya?
Go out and get me some lemon water
Go out and get me some of that.. cheese popcorn
Go out and heat up my snake, I'm cold!
Go suck an egg
Haunting threat (rant)
He thinks he's cute
Hello
Horseshit!
How are you?
How!
Huh?
I can see you lettin' them tear your kitchen out!
I could have marijuana growing
I don't care how they did it, I wanna know why!
I don't care if you give a shit or not! I do! (whining)
I don't care who likes it (whining)
I don't know
I don't know what the hell's the matter with those girls! (rant)
I feel sick (whining)
I get sick and tired of gettin' these telephone calls!
I hear eeeeeeee!
I hope you wiped your feet!
I just don't like that kind of stuff
I just wanna kick her in the puss!
I love everybody (whining)
I still didn't hear ya, what was that?
I try to live the best that I can live (whining)
I want you to dial this number
I was commencing to think you went to China!
I'll be in the dark (rant)
I'll just go out and sit under a tree (whining)
I'm fixin to unleash a wrath on you
I'm gonna get my pussy pierced
I'm in quite a fix
I'm tellin' you
I'm their mother and they aught'nt to talk to me that way (whining)
If you run with the wolves (rant)
If you say anything (rant)
If you think you got it bad now (rant)
If you're hungry enough (rant)
Is that ol' Weiner?
Is that you?
It doesn't bother this old roadhog
It looks like shit again't a barn door!
It was some bitch (rant)
It's best to leave well alone
It's colder than a witch's tit
It's enough to make ya gag
Just a buncha bitches and whoremasters! (rant)
Just a crock of shit!
Just give it to God and He'll take care of it
Just put bags over my tits
Keep your mouth shut!
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Kinda makes ya sick in the rectum (laugh)
Kiss my ass and bark up my hole
Kiss my foot
Kiss my rosette
Laugh 1
Laugh 2
Laugh 3
Laugh 4
Laugh 5
Life sucks and then you die!
Like a wine cask without a bunghole
Look at her tits hanging out
Look before you leap!
Looks as though hair is made of straw
Looks like Hitler's moustache
Make sure you bundle up
Maybe if I took some of that marijuana (rant)
Mom's the word!
My God!
Never seen anything like it
No
No way, no way
Nothin' but a buncha bitches (whining)
Nothing but a bunch of hogs
Nothing but a dog's breakfast
Nothing but ass wipers
Nothing but mongrels
Nothing but ornery
Nothing but sluts and mongrels, I'm tellin' you!
Nothing but trash!
Now I'm telling you that
Now who would be here this time of the night?
Now you just stick with me (rant)
Oh skitter shit!
Ol' Islamics
Ornery bastards and bitches! (rant)
Probably some shriveled up old thing (penis rant)
Quit calling here or else (rant)
Serves you right
Set that son of a bitch up to 74! I'm cold!
She broke my toilet (rant)
She said there were two girls here today (rant)
She tried to choke me
She wanted me to exercise! (rant)
She'll probably go home and suck tongues
She's a simple bitch
She's got sindrone
She's not no spring chicken!
Some basic bitch (rant)
Sounds like shit again't a barn door! (laugh)
Stop it, you bitch!
Strange sound
Take your drugs and your alcohol (rant)
Tastes like medicine
That big cow was here today (rant)
That dirty bitch that called here (rant)
That puke!
That's good
That's not O'Riley
That's the reason the cemetery is full (whining)
That's the way the weenie wiggles
There's a lot of things (rant)
There's another bitch (rant)
They ain't allowed to do that!
They did all that (rant)
They shoulda known to tell me first
They'll have their day
They're just a bunch
They're just a buncha grinnin' chessie cats
They're just hussies!
They're just simpletons
They're nothing but a bunch of yayhoos
They're nuttier than fruitcakes!
This too shall pass
Those buncha bastards that come on TV makes ya sick!
Those cats I'll tell ya (rant)
Those cocksucking people
Those girls oughta know not to shoot their mouth off at me!
Tit for tat
Tough shit
Turn the light on so you can see
Uka ducka fucka (laugh)
We had it here!
We'll all suffer in silence
Well get the hell out if you don't like it
Well yeah!
What am I to do?
What are you doing?
What goes around comes around
What in the fucken hell's going on here
What is that?! Get that outta here
What pisses me off (rant)
What was that?
What would you do with it (penis rant)
What?
What'd ya say?
What's this?
When the cat's away the mice will play
When was it?
When?
Where did this come from?
Where do you even get it?
Where were you?!
Where?
Where's Christmas
Who are you?
Who is responsible for this?
Who is this?!
Who orchestrated this anyhow?
Who was it is what I'd like to know! (whining)
Who?
Who's barking?
Why didn't they hit me up for that?!
Why?
Yes
You better believe it
You boys should be here all day, not just an hour
You bunch of two faced clucks
You don't have a pot to piss in (rant)
You just stay put! (rant)
You know what she said to me? (rant)
You're damn right!
You're going home to suck tit
You're gonna to see The Monkeys (rant)
You're just gonna lay with that old man
You're kidding!
You're nothing but a cheese puff
You've got no right to do that!
Your sins will follow you (rant)