💬 Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015)

A best bestie could have.

A dead end!

A dock?

A genuine Viking helmet.

A giant's going to sit|on your face.

A hallway with walls that|smash together periodically.

A happy bunny.

A little fish.

A pair of clogs

A particularly|stupid plan, Ludo.

A place called Earth.

A plus,|with a smiley face.

A princess always|maintains her poise.

A princess who misbehaves|will be saved

A reverse|tentacle spell.

A souvenir from the night my besties became besties.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaahhh!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaahhh!

Aaah! A party? For me?

Aaah...aaah!

Aah!

Aah! A party for me

Aayyahh!

About having to deal with me.

Actually, the universe should do it.

After a long day|of exploration.

After a victory|like this,

After you hired me.|I hired you?

Ah, kids, you have 'em

Ah, King Butterfly.

Ah, okay, and your point would be?

Ah, thank goodness.

Ah, that's better.

Ah, they're still alive.

Ah, we're back.

Ah, well, you know,

Ah, who's that?

Ah, yeah, um, why?

Ah, yes, the newbies|have arrived.

Ah! A party for me?

Ah! Jealous.

Aha ha ha ha!

Ahem!

Ahh!

Ahh! He's too wiggly!

Ahh! They're so small!

Ahh. Hmm.

Ahh. Sorry.

Ahh. Uhh.

Ahhh....

Ahhh...|It's empty.|You ate it all.

Ahhh...|Whee hee hee!

Ahhhh...

Alfonzo and Ferguson.

All better.

All I'm saying|is guys like Tom

All right

All right |Man, I bet I could|get a lot of action

All right, don't go anywhere.|I'll be right back.

All right, Princess, time to go.

All right!

All right.|Here's your pudding.

All we need is a

ALL: Bye bye!

ALL: Happy second day|of your visit, Gustav.

ALL: Huh? Run!

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual

ALL: It's not criminal|to be an individual.

ALL: Shard mines?

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Uhh!|( all gasp )

ALL: Yay!

Allow me to introduce|our first competitor,

Almost.

Alone!

Aloof attractive people.|Boring!

Alpha Team One,|commencing security sweep

Although admittedly it is a lot like jail.

Always putting friends first.

Among nobility|these days.

An electric beak groomer.

An uprising?

And a space blanket|made for two.

And according to tradition, my mom, the Queen,

And all she wanted|was a flying pig.

And also dogs.

And being a total|baby about it.

And check out|my new girlfriend.

And don't even think|about escaping.

And everyone|has a pet penguin,

And feast on their bowels!!!

And fight monsters.

And find the free thinker|who initiated this.

And for Mr. Diaz,

And for you,|nothing.

And go back|to the underworld.

And he left me|at the dock.

And he'll never let me|live it down.

And he's making|phone calls, Marco.

And his opponent,

And I am saving you|for later.

And I came here to tell you|something about Gustav.

And I carried Yuri|back to his mother.

And I have|very low standards.

And I met my spirit animal|that night.

And I think|you should go.

And I wrote|you a poem.

And I'll get my big boy body.

And I'm a lifeguard.

And I'm about to have a whole lot more

And I'm giving you|a trip to Mewni.

And I'm just a guy|from Bakersfieldville

And I'm King Fergon!

And I'm this close|to figuring out

And I'm way more fun.

And irresponsible just because...

And it's called,

And it's good for|my throne posture.

And it's so fun eating|with these tiny wands.

And let's be honest,|Ferguson does|look delicious.

And mind your own business

And no one who goes there|ever comes out the same!

And not because her dad|made a generous|donation to the school.

And now, Brittany Wong,

And now,|our new mascot,

And now|she is gone forever!

And open a restaurant|in Bakersfieldville

And Pony Head is having|the worst one ever.

And said those fortunes|were magical in the first place.

And selects|two lucky souls,

And she seems distracted.

And stifle them in|a solitary conforment chamber.

And tame wild unicorns...

And that's my third strike.

And that's when|I realized

And the axe?|And those meatballs?

And then I got|to come here

And then the universe.

And then we're gonna|slaughter all humans

And then you wish they weren't around.

And then,|you met Oskar.

And then...

And there's enough velvet|on that bedspread|for me to swim in.

And there's|a special delivery

And turn my "F"|into an "A"?

And two hearts and a spider.

And watch him karate,|you know?

And we can go home.

And we can use|our new fanny packs.

And where's Alfonzo?

And who better than you?

And would welcome a little danger in my life...

And you can give me|the perfect grade.

And you didn't get a choice

And you didn't see me.

And you got to see|that side of your dad.

And you said there was no magic on Earth.

And you're labeled for life.

And you're only wearing|the fanny packs.

And you're really cool.

And you|are pathetic

And, and, I have been|anger free

And, uh, this is for you.

And... wait. How could you|possibly know that?

Annihilate.

Another one.|Another one!

Another right turn,|then another right turn.

Answer my riddles|if you dare.

Anything for|you, Star.

Anyway, I hope

Anyway, you|were so sad.

Anywhere in the entire universe.

APPLICANT:|Eh, previous job experience?

APPLICANT:|Where do I see myself|in ten years?

Are my monsters the worst ever,|or what?

Are there going to be monsters attacking us all the time?

Are they gonna let me|keep the dress?

Are totally gonna...|mmmmmm!

Are we gonna|blast our way|out of this?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you getting angry?|No.

Are you gonna pay for|that charger, ma'am?

Are you gonna|tell Mom you saw me?

Are you guys|seein' any of this?

Are you kidding?|That's the most|she's ever talked to me!

Are you kidding?|You're the coolest|girl I know.

Are you okay,|Star?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to make some bad choices?

Are you sure|those are cooked?

Are you two ready|to swear your undying love|for each other?

Are you, like, into me?

Arggh. Gotta stay focused.

Argh. I wish I could|fight you, Mom.

ARM (laughing):|I could do this|all day.

As for the meatballs,|my dream is to become a chef

As fun as that sounds, you can go without me.

As I am with magic.

As inviting as|that sounds,

As part of a noble|lineage,

As partying is for|the unrefined.

As you can see, class,

At Isolation Point,

At last I've found you!

At least hit her|with a rock or something!

At matchmaking|than I am with magic.

At your service, milady.

Attention,|Quest Buy shoppers.

Avert your eyes.|Avert your eyes.

Aw, but you'd look|so cute in it.

Aw, look at you two getting along.

Aw, you too.

Aw. Thanks, Earth T

Awesome!

Awesome! What is it?

Awright, awright, awright.

Aww

Aww, come here.

Aww, how sweet.

Aww.

Ay! My eye! Ha ha ha ha!

B Fly!

B Fly?

Back in the portal.

Back off, creeps.

Back off, demon!|Marco!

Battle axe.

Be back to normal.|That's it?

Be honest. I can handle it.|Ludo, Master.

Beak 'N' Trim.

Beautiful.

Because that would be|completely irresponsible

Because this time,|we're gonna get organized.

Because today is my 14th birthday!

Because your house|would be the first place

Before they're|fully digested.

Before this: I'm going to St. O's!

Before what?

Being king is exhausting.

Besides, you gotta trust me|to do the right thing for my

Best anniversary ever,|best anniversary ever!

Best friend?

Best friends don't let|best besties

Bestow your sugary prophecies|upon me.

Better idea.

Big Boy Diaper Blast!

Binding them together|for eternity

Blades of doom.

Blah, blah, blah,|back problems.

Blah, blah, blah,|posture.

Bleech.

Blindly following|these fortune cookies

Blow on this stranger|danger whistle.|This is ridiculous.

Bonjour.

BOTH: Aww...

BOTH: Hugs!

BOTH: Hugs.

BOTH: She can't handle it.

BOTH: Star!

BOTH:|♪ Going into Portal land,|teenage boys are holding hands ♪

BOTH:|Ooooohh.

BOTH:|Whooooaaahhhh!

BOTH:|You gotta take us with you!|This dimension is so boring!

BOY: No!!!

Boy...

Brass knuckles?|Seriously?

Brass?

Breathe.

Bring me your finest|beak groomer.

Bring out|the kitty cat outfits.|Yes!

BRITTANY:|Don't worry, Sabrina.

Brittney Wong's|birthday party.

Bro, it's me.

Bubbling cauldrons that|don't even melt your flesh off.

Bunny Rabbit Blast!

Bus never did|nothin' to you.

But apparently,|there's no need.

But as soon as it|gives me an advantage,

But at least I got in

But don't worry about me.

But don't worry, it's not real.|It's from a unicorn.

But don't worry.

But he wouldn't pick up.

But I didn't really|think this through.

But I get carsick.

But I haven't found a way|to reverse the spell.

But I mean I was gonna

But I must abstain,

But I want to keep things|low key for Star.

But if he sees me,|I am dead.

But if you find it,

But it's a complete|disorganized mess

But it's your birthday day.

But just this once.

But maybe we can|work something out.

But no one's ever|escaped from there.

But no pesky magical foreigner|is gonna question my leadership.

But Saturday,

But that girl|always gets the best of me.

But that's the bathroom.|Like fried eggs.

But the danger|had just begun.

But then,|you're out of pudding.

But these are way cooler|than last year's.

But they're actually|enjoying my gift.

But they're still real cookies.

But what about measuring|the Diazes in their sleep?

But what about|the phone calls?

But what does that|have to do with|right now?

But where are they?

But with less abusive trash talk, please.

But would you please|donate them

But you have to let me|figure things out on my own.

But you said

But you still came back to save Marco.

But you'll never cure|the virus...

But, if this is going to go|any further,

But, Pony Head

Buy him fancy equipment|and private lessons.

By a pile of soiled linens,

Bye bye, Gustav!

Bye now.

Bye, new friend!

Bye!

Bye.

Call me.

Call Mom.

Can I check out|that arm?

Can we use it to get|my parents to stop fighting?|Totally.

Can you give me a hand?

Can you make|my tummy happy?

Can you please keep your|fantasies out of my flashbacks?

Can you please|do me a teeny favor

Can't you just buy|another charger?

Care for a dip?

Careful.

Catching you|at your most distracted!|What?

Check this out.

Cheers.

Classic Marco.

Come and get me.

Come back never!

Come on, fellas,|can't we discuss this|man to possum?

Come on, man,|I need the meat.

Come on, my dear.

Come on, Opossum |No

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Back in the portal.

Come on.|It's not criminal

Come, everyone, and I will cook|you my meatballs.

Comin' right your way.

Completely boring,|all for you.

COMPUTER: Finish him!

COMPUTER: Pony Head VS Earth Turd.

COMPUTER: Round one. Joust!

COMPUTER: You win.

Cookies are magical.

Cool, thanks!

Cool?

Cool.

Cool.|Cool!

Cool.|Thanks

Corrrrrrect.

Could never indulge in|such confections.

Coulda fooled me. Goodbye.

Crystal Dagger

Cupcake blast!

Daddy's getting all 52 flavors!

Dagger Crystal|Heart Attack!

Dagger Heart Blast!

De nada.

Delicious.

Demon ex boyfriend Tom?

Destroy him.

Destroy the school.

Did anybody catch his name?

Did someone say Glossaryck?

Did someone say nachos?

Did the Warriors|steal it again?

Did you bring me my refill?

Did you bump|your uni horn again?

Did you hear otherwise?

Did you say knots?

Distracted?

Do I need a hall pass?

Do these explode?

Do you know|nothing of combat?

Do you like to read?

Do you mean typical Star weird

Do you need any help?

Do you wanna|get us caught?

Do you want to help me or not?

Does that mean|you can fly?

Don't confuse this with|your Earth things, Marco!

Don't lie to me, little man.

Don't listen to her,|she's just jealous.

Don't look.|I'm gonna change.

Don't make eye contact.

Don't send me to Saint Olga's Reform School

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I just|need to sit here,

Don't worry, little wand.|We're almost there.

Don't worry, Mom, I can handle it.

Don't worry, Pony Head,

Don't worry, Twindy.|I got this.

Don't worry.

Don't you wanna|pet my bunny?

Double or nothing.

Driver, pull over this bus|at once!

Dude, it's Taco Wednesday,|it's a day

Dude!|I was just playing possum!

Earth?

Eat his bowels.

Eh?|Are you a king?

Ehh...

Either take a sample|or leave a sample.

Embrace this!

Emotionless rubber stamp

Empress, this prisoner|was disobedient.

Empress, you're an amazing|flying Pixie lady

EMPRESS: No! I haven't|killed you yet!

Escape From|Jail Mountain.

Even if you|don't like penguins.

Every last one of you,

Every once in a while,|I need to sneak away

Every one of you|is here for a reason.

Every year|their team slaughters our guys.

Everyone will admire

Everyone's|so cool here, Marco.

Everything a monster|could want.

Everything is hoo |under control.

Evil is in|the palm of my hand.

Ew, Star Butterface.

Eww.

Exactly what you said.

Excellent work, Buff Frog.

Excellent!

Excellent.

Explaining|the proper throne posture.

Fall, fall, fall, fall...

Fantastic Exit Beam!

Farewell.

Feast your eyes on this!

Feel the love.

Ferg!|I need Star's|book of spells.

Ferg.

Ferguson, Star thinks|fortune cookies are magical.

Ferguson, think about this!

Ferguson, you're supposed|to moon him.

Ferguson,|get off the field!|What?

FERGUSON: Stranger danger

FERGUSON: That kid can't be any|more than eight years old.

Ferguson!

Finally!

Finally. End of the line

Fine, but I don't

Fine.|It looks like|it's all up to me

Fly free, little Ferg!

Flying pig don't need|this. [snorts]

Flying Princess Pony Head!

Foaming Twinkle|Bubble Ripple!

Food can't predict the future.

Fooled you, ha ha ha!

For 53 days.

For a guy with a record.

For Marco, the handheld game,

For Mrs. D,

For strip mall dojos|everywhere.

For the princess|and the puke boy.

For the Warriors, over.

For Wayward Princesses!

Foreign exchange student.

Fortune cookies aren't real.

Francois!

Frankly, I like taking risks

Fresh air!

From another dimension.

From me for long.

From Oskar.

Get back here!

Get Chinese food!

Get her!

Get her! ( roaring )

Get him!|Get him!

Get me that wand!

Get on with your bad self,|my wayward sister.

Get ready|for the worst pop quiz

Get some rest.

Get the wand!

Get them!

Get up you, dipsticks.

Get up!

Get up! Get up!

Get your hydra|trail apples.

Gets her own room.

Getting me|my groove back.

Gifts are such a great way|to show how much you really|care about someone.

Gimme that!|Let's get outta here!

Girl, we're going out tonight.

Girl, you know we can't|receive packages here at

Give it up, Gustav!

Give it up,|Star Butterfly.|You're outmatched.

Glad to hear it.

Glow Worm Blast!

Gnome repellent?|Extra strength ghost heads?

Go away.

Go buy yourself some of those|thimble sized shoes.

Go, Echo Creek!|Let's try not to get beat!

Go, go, go, go, yeah!

Gonna miss you, bud.

Good bye, Marco.

Good evening,|ladiesngennlebremen.

Good luck in Princess jail.

Good. Because|you're not to leave Earth.

Goodbye, Star.

Got a little lost.

Got it? Good.

Got to go, bye.|What happened?

Gotcha, Marco

Gotcha, Star.

Gracias, Star.

Grow some pom poms.

Guards, kill them all.

Guards! Seize them!

Guards!|Yoo hoo, guards.

Guards.|Guards!

Guess I'm doomed, huh?

Guess you have two now.

Gustav, Gustav, Gustav, Gustav!

GUSTAV: Back home,|I'm just another boring face

GUSTAV: Hey, Marco!

Gustav.

Gustav's not taking them|on a picnic,

Guys, help!

Guys?

Ha ha ha ha!|Of course there is.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!|Ah, Star Butterfly.

Ha ha, there it is.

Ha ha, watch this.|I'm gonna...

Ha ha! Nice try, blondie.|These mines block magic.

Ha! Did you see that, Star?

Ha! Well,|it looks like I win.

Haa! ( horse neighing )

Had an ancient cryptic|system of symbols they used

Had the last name Diaz!

Had to leave so soon.

Had tossed me out|of the castle years ago.

Hah! Who's the turd now?

Hai.

Half off shrunken|goblin heads.

Halt!

Happen to anyone else.|Right, Princess Turdina?

Happy 47th day|on Earth, Star.

Happy 51st day on Earth, Star.

Happy anniversary,|you guys.

Has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom

Hat hair. Whoa!|Hat hair. Whoa!

Have bad|birthday days.

Have you gone mad?

Have you seen my charger?

Have you seen this head?

He calls me Sugar Wings.|( giggles )

He has a point.

He looks delicious.

He made this whole|entire ball

He thinks you're cute.

He wants to take me|to the Blood Moon Ball.

He will like the arcade better.

He'll say I wussed out

He's beaten.

He's gonna get|a taste of this.

He's got a monster arm!|That's not fair!

He's just this creep|in my dojo

He's made you|even more meatballs!

He's our new mascot.|Oh, no!

He's probably just|bleeding internally

He's right on us.

He's the best turd I've ever known.

He's up to something|terrible!

Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee!|Ohh! No!

Heedless of my own peril,

Hello, Daddy.

Hello, Henry.

Hello, Princess.

Hello!

Hello.

Help me!

Her dad has connections.

Her dance card's full.

Here at the tried|and trusted St. Olga's...

Here he comes, here he comes.

Here is your penguin.

Here they come.

Here we are!

Here, Star.

Here,|try this.

Here's a carnivore|blossom.

Here's our latest|success story.

Here's your new room.

Hey oh!

Hey there, Monster Guy.|See that troll over there?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be|giving some boring lecture?

Hey, boss,|look what I found.

Hey, Brittney.

Hey, brother, do me a solid. Refill this for me!

Hey, do these oysters|smell bad to you?

Hey, everybody,|I just want you all to know

Hey, guys, did you see|what I just did

Hey, guys!|I think you forgot something.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey.|Are those books?

Hey, I am|on the phone!

Hey, I don't have to tell you anything!

Hey, I think|this monster arm

Hey, it's us,|here to break you out,

Hey, ladies,|you care for a drink?

Hey, listen, I just wanted|to win the tournament

Hey, Marco, do you have|any highly flammable liquids?

Hey, Marco, you can|handle this for a minute

Hey, Marco, you were right,

Hey, party animals.

Hey, Pointy Head.|It's Earth Turd.

Hey, Sculzy, what's|your favorite weapon?

Hey, Skullzie!

Hey, Star Butterfly.

Hey, Star, I'm bored.

Hey, Star, up here.

Hey, Star.|I'm here to take you...

Hey, stop!

Hey, that's a handicap spot.

Hey, that's Ferguson!

Hey, they just forfeited.

Hey, this whistle's|gonna save your life!

Hey, uh, when the monster arm|said he'd be back,

Hey, wait!

Hey, wake up!

Hey, we're stuck in another dimension!

Hey, what a great surprise.

Hey, you guys want to see|a dead possum?

Hey, you know the rules.

Hey, you, Square.

Hey, you.|Yeah, you.

Hey! I was just about|to come rescue you guys!

Hey! You should|watch where you're going!

Hey.

Hey. You gotta|get us out of here.

Hey.|He's awesome.

Hi ya |Hold on.

Hi ya!

Hi ya! Huh?

Hi ya!|( clucks )

Hi yah!

Hi yah!|Oh!

Hi yah...

Hi, Jackie!

Hi, new friends.|Hi!

Hi!

Hi. I'm calling|this phone number|on my phone.

Hi. I'm Spike Balls.

High five!

High schools have|excellent pudding.

Higher.

Hilarious!|Hey, what are you guys doing?

His name is Henry.

His stories don't add up, Marco.

Hm, let me check|under the hood.

Hm!

Hmm, it worked.

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh?

Hmmm.|I think I got it.

Ho ho! Marco,|my American friend.

Hola, Marco,|it's Grandma.

Hold out your hand.

Hold the door|there, folks.

Hold this.

Holy pixels.

Hope you've|enjoyed your...

Hot, fast, and full of garbage.

Housewares is that way.

How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?

How am I under pressure?

How are you losing?

How can we prevent another|tragic loss to our team?

How could I have|been so stupid?

How could you do that to my best friend?

How did you know I was here?

How did you know my name?

How do I make it stop?

How do you find anything|in this place?

How is this|even possible?

How much do you know|about Europe?

How sweet, Tom.|but, yeah.

How you gonna|Star this one up,|Twindy?

How's it feel?|Not bad, right?

Hug.

Hugs!

Hugs.

Huh?

Huh? Ahh!

Huh? I need a responsible never take chances type

Huh? Oh no, no, no. On Earth.

Huh?|Huh?

Huh.

Huh. I'm usually|pretty accurate|with these things.

Huh. Man,|what does she know?

Huh. That wasn't so bad.|MAN: All right, boys,

Huhh.

Hurry up.

Hyah!

I uh all right.

I accept.

I already told you, Star,|I ain't no twin!

I always bring.

I am Gustav.

I am King Fergon|of Fergustan.

I am so excited.

I am so happy|you guys are here.

I am totally cheered up.

I booby trapped|the battlefield

I brought gifts|from Scandinavia.

I brought the baguettes|for everyone!

I came to give you|a black eye for picture day,

I can be good! Please!

I can feel it working!

I can fix it.

I can give you a pretty|wicked set of pigtails.

I can give you everything|you ever dreamed of.

I can have two best friends.

I can make little hats.

I can make things too.

I can make those.

I can totally grab it.

I can work with this.

I can't believe it!|You can't?

I can't do this alone.

I can't drive a jet.

I can't even stand|to hear the name|of that place.

I can't hear you through|all the explosions.

I can't let what|happened to me

I can't take it anymore!|( screaming )

I can't take this anymore!

I can't wait to get more.

I come from the country|of Scandinavia.

I could look up|a bone healing spell

I couldn't understand|a word he was saying.

I did it, I did it, I did it,|I did it, I did it!

I did not know|you existed.

I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth,

I didn't see you...

I didn't think|it was possible to|love you more

I disrobed.

I don't even care|if Oskar calls.

I don't even care|what it is.

I don't know what|you're about to do,

I don't know where people get the idea I'm so safe!

I don't know,|you seem pretty distracted.

I don't know.

I don't know. It just came out that way.

I don't know.|Check the garage.

I don't like the filling.

I don't nee a hero.|I need a friend.

I don't need your help, Jenna!

I don't wanna|ruin this for them.

I don't want you to go.

I dove into the freezing fjord

I expressed my individuality|and publicly showed an emotion.

I failed you.

I fight monsters

I finally got it!

I found it.

I found Scandinavian books|and language tapes in his bag.

I found the charger!

I get it.|But I have changed.

I got an "F"|for fantastic!

I got it!

I got this.

I got what you need.

I got you now!

I got you this.|What is it?

I grew as a person,|yada yada yada.

I guess his name is Toffee.

I guess I am.

I guess I'm doomed|to dry land.

I had it right in|my claws.

I had no idea these were your parents!

I hate to say it,|but I warned you about Tom.

I hate your face. Plus, you're ugly.

I have always dreamed|of having a skylight in here.

I have been way more|distracted than this.

I have lecture|things to do.

I have no idea.|But I do know one thing.

I have no idea|what that is.

I have this flat penny|from the state fair?

I have this jawbreaker.|But I sorta had plans for it.

I heard you're looking to ride with a pony.

I hiss, I bite,|I shake my tail like that!

I hope he never leaves!

I hope I see you there.

I hope you destroy her.

I just assumed everyone on Earth

I just didn't expect|so many.

I just don't trust Tom.

I just gotta stop|using magic on

I just wanted to dress up like|a possum to pick up on ladies.

I kind of ditched him and left him in the other dimension.

I kinda got|my on thing going on here.

I knew they couldn't hide that royal brat

I knew you were up to no good,|meatball boy!

I knew you would.

I know how to make|your party more fun.

I know it's a place.

I know it's|around here somewhere.

I know just the place

I know you aren't|who you say you are.

I know you're trying|to look out for me,

I know, but if you|weren't there,

I know, right?

I know.

I know|on planet Moo ni,

I let myself in.|When?

I like red,|I like hoodies.

I like that again.

I like to have fun.

I love my bowels!

I love opossums.

I love puppies!!!

I made you a cake.

I mean, a princess|such as myself

I mean, I'm not|from Scandinavia.

I mean, thank you, Marco.

I mean, uh,|win the tournament!

I mean, who did you think|all these kids were?

I must've accidentally|sucked it up

I need a minute|with my daughter.

I need someone who can wrangle|you imbeciles.

I need to fatten you up.

I need to fatten|you up.

I need to fix you up.

I need to fix|Ferguson up.

I need to talk|to Princess Cuckoo Pants.

I pretty much used up|everything

I really got to delete|him off my mirror.

I really messed up

I said not today!

I said, call Mom,|not Tom.

I said, stop!

I saw this|in a prison movie.

I saw we stamp on them!

I should have been|watching out for you.

I should have|trusted you.

I should've listened|to you, Star.

I shouldn't|have messed with you

I still think you're cool!

I suppose so.

I think I just said|too many "myselfs."

I think I may have ruined|Ferguson's one chance at love.

I think I turned her|into a troll.

I think I'm going through|mewberty.

I think I'm next.

I think my work|here is done.

I think one of them's|about to get served.

I think that|should cover it.

I think the real|Pony Head's still in there.

I think there's something|off about Gustav.

I think.

I thought you liked|clowns. Sorry.

I thought you wanted a little danger.

I told you.|I get motion sickness.

I try not to move|around too much.

I usually don't|make exceptions,

I want it to be|my boyfriend.

I want our relationship|to have a foundation of honesty.

I want pudding.|Pudding?

I want the name|of your supervising wizard.

I want to get them something|just from me,

I want you to meet our new foreign exchange student

I want you to stay with us.

I wanted a party jet.|Hm.

I was amazing. You were amazing.

I was Diaz's exchange|student last year.

I was so bummed out.

I was so worried!

I was up all night

I will find|the rabble rousers

I will miss|seeing him, though.

I wish I had a room like this.

I wish I hadn't seen|that side of my dad.

I wish I knew|how I did that.

I won't need them where I am going.

I wouldn't say|it's boring.

I, sir,|am in your debt.

I, uh, I'm sure this was all|just a big misunder

I'd finally got|a guy with a boat,

I'd give you an "A plus"|if I was still a teacher.

I'd stay away|if I were you.

I'd watch that talk

I'll be very tyrannical.|Hmm?

I'll cast a spell to|get you the perfect guy,

I'll do it|myself.

I'll figure this out.|You go hold off the monsters.

I'll find another family to live with.

I'll get it.

I'll get my hands|on that glorious wand!

I'll get you, Star Butterf

I'll go get Marco.

I'll have my own|Blood Moon Ball

I'll take|the wind chimes, please.

I'll...

I'm I'm I'm Marco Diaz,|only child.

I'm 14.|I can handle a demon.

I'm a changed man, okay?

I'm a great dancer.

I'm a green belt|with a stripe.

I'm a misunderstood bad boy!

I'm almost as good|at matchmaking

I'm blasting our way|outta here, Marco.|You cool with that?

I'm coming for you, Princess Butterfly.

I'm confident that|you'll all become

I'm expecting|a phone call.

I'm fine!

I'm forgetting something.

I'm from Mewni!

I'm full of lies!

I'm getting my dance on.

I'm getting to that.

I'm glad you're|back to normal, by the way.

I'm going home now.

I'm going to|her party.

I'm gonna bus jack|this bus.

I'm gonna use it|to find the best route|to the charger department.

I'm good.

I'm good.|Got the angries out!

I'm headed to the slammer.

I'm hideous!

I'm in, I'm in,|I'm in, I'm in!

I'm in, I'm in.

I'm leading this|princess hunt myself.

I'm not gonna bathe|in unicorn blood, Tom.

I'm obligated|to warn you,

I'm organized.

I'm over it already.

I'm part of you now.

I'm pretty happy with it.|Let's go have fun now.

I'm pretty sure.

I'm serious. They're not real.

I'm setting sail|with Captain Triceps here.

I'm so excited to be|covered in blood with you.

I'm sorry you had|a bad day, Marco,

I'm sorry your favorite|exchange student

I'm sorry, but you have|exceeded your minutes.

I'm sorry, Marco. Uh...

I'm sorry, sir.|We only accept gold and jewels.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Your mother|and I must cut you short.

I'm sorry.|I can't marry you.

I'm sorry|I ruined your night.

I'm stuck.

I'm telling you, I don't know!

I'm the one doing|hard time here.

I'm tryin'|to catch the bus.

I'm usually|in the back.

I'm waiting.

I'ma get|this party started

I've been awake for days

I've been looking|all over for this!

I've been trying to steal|a wand from a teenager.

I've been up|for two nights,

I've been waiting for this|since middle school.

I've got a life coach,|Brian.

I've never met anyone|with such beautiful,|soft, excess skin

I've never seen|this dude in my life.

I've seen every|prison escape movie made.

I've tracked down Star Butterfly.

If I can't fight Jeremy,

If I do say so myself.

If I had|a real prehensile tail.

If it goes to skull,|it'll be dead forever.

If my parents|find out about this,|they're gonna send me to...

If there's ever anything|I can do for you...

If there's|a system here,

If we could just|blend in somehow,

If we hurry, we can|still catch DJ Jump Jump's set

If you come to my house, you bring toilet paper!

If you ever want to see|your parents again!

If you're moving in, I am moving out!

If you're too weak|to finish him.

If your elbows|are on the table,

In a possum suit deserves.

In a really boring crowd.

In its hypnotic,|ruby brodum.

In my institution?

In Star's bedroom,|where it's always fun.

In the magic instruction book

In the photo booth.

In the solitary|conforment chamber.

In the zone.

Interrupting!

Into a greeting card|holiday, go ahead.

Into perfection.

Is gonna be a breeze.

Is how the Warriors|are gonna look

Is it all out yet?

Is it that hard to just be|a little organized?

Is not really|in my comfort zone.

Is now a model student,|reborn.

Is that CPR?

Is that King Pony Head?

Is that right?

Is the best decision|I've ever made.

Is this not a blast or what, B Fly?

Is this where|you grew up?

Isn't he your best bestie?| Yeah.

Isn't that the talking bear

Isn't there a glossary|in this thing?

Isn't there some way|I can help?

Isn't this fun,|Brittney?

Isolation Point.

It all started with|fanny packs.

It all started|with the fanny packs.

It could really come|in handy if I don't feel

It did, it did.

It hurts all over.

It is a land where Vikings|teach gym class

It is I, Gustav.

It is my pleasure|that I request you now

It keeps me sane.

It kind of feels|like you're trying to kidnap me.

It looks like Mama's|havin' pork chops for supper.

It may be okay|to be stupid,

It only happens once|every 667 years.

It only looks messy.

It took me a while,|but once I figured out

It was a wolf.

It was all a trap so Ludo|could steal your wand.

It was an anniversary.

It was my turn|to cheer you up.

It'll be over soon.

It'll help you|fit in down here.

It's a great plan.

It's a hair thing.|It goes in your hair.

It's a terrible,|horrible place

It's actually working.

It's almost game|time and thanks to me,

It's back to normal.

It's breakfast.

It's called karate.

It's clear they're the work|of dark wizards.

It's clear.

It's cool that|you guys bonded,

It's fine, Marco.|I'll just live with it.

It's gonna be|a bloodbath.

It's gonna take me|forever to find

It's hard to say it, but he is your other bestie.

It's hard work|makin' everybody happy.

It's harder than it ought to be.

It's in an ancient|language.

It's just a high surveillance|prissy finishing school.

It's me, Marco.

It's not a car,|it's a bus.

It's not a good place|for a talented guy like me.

It's not at home!|I gave it to Ferguson!

It's not criminal|to be an individual.

It's not exactly|my fault.

It's over, Gustav.

It's reform school, Cupcake, not jail.

It's ridiculous!

It's so weird that|Brittney invited us

It's supposed|to be ironic.

It's the Blood Moon Ball!

It's the end of the line for me.

It's too dangerous, girl.

It's totally hopeless.

It's true!

It's what we do!

Its You got it|all stuck in your beard.

Jackie Lynn Thomas!

Jackie Lynn Thomas.

Jeez!

Jelly Bean Hallucination Mist!

Jeremy Birnbaum!

Jeremy Birnbaum?

JEREMY: Broken arm?

Join the party!

Just give me|the cock a doodie charger!

Just kidding.|Heh heh.

Just leave me alone!

Just like it saved|Hank Innocent.

Just my charger.

Just normal Earth scissors.|See?

Just so you know,|I also do quinceañeras.

Just stay away from the edge.

Just tell my parents|the fanny packs are|from both of us,

Just think,

Just toll this bell.

JUSTIN: Hey,|it's that magic girl!

Ka pow!

Karate!

Keep screamin', Marco.

Keep your focus.|I get it.

Keep your pinkies|at 90 degrees.

Keep your stuff on|your side of the counter.

Keeps the tip sharp|while brightening my smile.

Kick down the tower.

Kids ain't gonna fight|themselves, you know.

KING PONY HEAD: Time to give it up, Cupcake.

Kitty!

Lady, I can't.

LARRY: Hey,|what's up, Star?

LARS: Hey, kid.|I got a joke for you.

Laser puppies|and an epic fight.

Last time I checked, the best friend was me.

Later!

Lederhosen Tycoon.

Legend says that|the founders of Quest Buy

Lest you be|a malcontent.

Let her go!

Let me capture|your beauty ness

Let me guess,|the kitty cat offense?

Let me hear you blow.

Let me just wake up Marco.

Let me just|ride down with you.

Let me sing you|some birthday tunes

Let's blow down the door|so we can get outta here.

Let's get back to|that breakout thing.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get outta here.

Let's get outta here.|Whoa.

Let's get outta here|and never come back.

Let's get this show|on the road!

Let's get you home.

Let's go pay your bill.

Let's go there.

Let's go, Marco.

Let's go!

Let's just find Pony Head|and get outta here.

Let's just get|your parents|and go home.

Let's just say that|someone accidentally

Let's make some magic|with it.

Let's par tay.

Let's see.|Made a right turn,|another right turn.

Let's test it out.

Lightning Change Back!

Like a dilemma whistle,

Like I did?

Like I was supposed to know|to bring jewels.

Like using my legs.

Like, guaranteed.

Listen, we are not gonna be besties.

Lived a princess

Lively energy around the house?

Lo siento, Señor Marco.

Look at me.

Look at me.|It's back, babe.

Look at the intricate|floral ornamentation|on that armoire.

Look at you,|joggin' to school.

Look here, Earth Turd,

Look it.|He's hot.

Look out.

Look who's here!

Look, do you remember when I was|having that really bad day?

Look, I can see you're mad.

Look, look, look, look,|look! It's my name.|It's my name.

Look, Marco!|I got my mewberty wings!

Look, we're only here|because I need

Look, you do you, Boo,|I'm gonna go get a drink.

Look. Footprints.

Look. It's|their stuff.

Look. Lance Lance Revolution.

Looks like Quest Buy|really does have

Looks like that|did the job.

Looks like your friend's getting|a bad case of Pixie lung.

Love is always the answer.

Love is never the answer.

Luckily the cactuses broke my fall.

Lucky for you, I myself|know my way around here|pretty well myself,

Ludo, I found it.

Ludo, Master.

Ludo, what are you|doing here?

Ludo, what's with|all these|new monsters?

LUDO: Wow,|good job, Marco.

LUDO:|Hmm, is that so?

LUDO:|Next!

LUDO:|Things will be different|when I get the wand.

LUDO:|Uhh...

Ludo!

Magical princesses only!

Make it stop!

Make it stop!|Make it stop!

Make some noise|if you love

Making crank calls!

Man, I can't believe it,|but you sure worked

Man, Star, that party|was the jam.

MAN: (on PA) Marco Diaz to the principal's office.

MAN: Don't allow your noble|lineage to be thrown away.

MAN: Hey, get off the road!

MAN: I'm the meat guy,|Leave a message.

MAN:|We'll start tomorrow.

MAN'S VOICE:|Blood moon tonight.

Manfred, open the portal.

Marco Diaz came|into this world alone!

Marco Diaz to the principal's office.

Marco Diaz.

Marco will have more fun there.

Marco, are you okay?

Marco, be careful.

Marco, did you forget|to bring money,

Marco, don't karate him.

Marco, I don't think|this is such a good ideaaahhh...

Marco, I think that arm's|a bad influence on you.

Marco, listen.

Marco, photo booth. Photo booth.

Marco, quick,|take the wheel.

Marco, stop playing around.

Marco, think fast.

Marco, this is not paint.

Marco, this is the Pony I've been telling you about.

Marco, we have to get her|out of that prison.

Marco, what are|you doing?

Marco, what the heck|is going on?

Marco, where are you?

Marco, why don't you show Star her new room?

Marco, you broke|my skateboard.

Marco, you messed up!

Marco, you weren't|invited.

MARCO: All right, Star...

MARCO: Don't!|This is crazy!

MARCO: Hey, Pony Head.

MARCO: Hi ya.

MARCO: Oh, Gustav.

MARCO: Star!

MARCO: What is this place?

MARCO:|Hey, Gustav, I'm open.

MARCO:|Hey, let me out!

MARCO:|Okay.

Marco!

Marco!!

Marco!|Marco Diaz!

Marco. You gotta|help me save him.

Martial arts is all|about honor and discipline,

Massacre darts.

Master Tom, Princess Butterfly|has arrived.

Mastered a spell, they scribbled|it down in here.

Maybe even throw|a couple of big bombs

Maybe I should go with you.

Maybe I'll see you|around sometime

Maybe there's something|in your book of spells|that can stop this.

Maybe we are mess up twins.

Maybe we can do something|with those fortune cookies.

Maybe, but it could|be fun.

Me too!

Me, too.

Me? I was just|trying to help.

Me.

Meatball me!

Meatballs aren't so great.

Meatballs, meatballs,|meatballs.

Mega mushroom destruction blast.

Mega Narwhal Blast!

Meh.

Mending Heart Hurricane!

Mewberty, mewberty, mewberty...

Mi dio el libro|a Janna.

Might actually help me|take out Jeremy.

Mine! Mine!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,|call anyone.

Mirror, mirror,|call someone else!

Mirror,|Mirror on the wall...

MIRROR: Calling anyone.

MIRROR: Calling Tom.

Miss Heinous|is eager to start

MISS SKULLNICK:|Ooh, you're so muscle y.

Miss Skullnick?|He dumped me, I think.|I don't know.

Mm, I don't know.

Mmm, I like|your ringtone better.

Mmm, thanks, Marco.

Mmm.

Monsters?

More cake for everyone!

More fanny packs.

More tea, please.

More tea, please.|Keep your pinkies at...

Morning, Marco.

Morning, monster arm.

Most of you have|done a pathetic job.

Move! Move! Move!

MR. AND MRS. DIAZ: Surprise!

Mr. and Mrs. Diaz?

Multi faceted|bobby pin.

Must be feeling

Muy bien.

My arch nemesis will cover it.|He kinda owes me.

My arm!

My beautiful arm.

My best friend|is a unicorn.

My charger?!

My favorite place to chill.

My fellow wayward sisters,|I'll show you the way.

My fingers are tingling!

My gift can be|from both of us.

My mess is here,|and, well,

My parents are still|inside that thing.

My party is ruined!

My poufy dress|won't fit.

My turn.|Whoa.

My two besties are gonna be besties!

My very first pep rally.

My work here|is not done.

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: For the last time,

Mystic Room Suck Transform!

Nah, not really.

Nah, you keep it.|I've got my wand.

Narwhal Blast!

Narwhal blast.

Narwhal Nightmare!

Nature cannot be stopped.|That is all.

Nature is like|a runaway dump truck

Never change.

Never, ever step on it.

Never!|You get it away from me

Next you'll tell me|that's how they get

Next?

Nice to, uh, meet you,|Marco.

No dimensional scissors,|no magic, no boys...

No jail can hold onto me for long!

No no no no no no no no no!

No no no.|Se pronuncia "libro." Libro.

No one hits La

No one's at their best|when they're distracted!

No one's here.

No pressure. If you decide|you want to go,

No rift can sustain itself|within our walls.

No Warrior's gonna be distracted|by Chandelle's booty.

No Warriors have even|gotten close to you.

No way, girl.

No way!

No wonder everyone's|your amigo.

No, as a matter of fact,|I brought....

No, buddy!

No, he's not dead.

No, I don't want|to eat them.

No, I'm practicing|for my upcoming

No, it can't be.

No, it's my fault.

No, it's okay. My hand is free

No, Marco, it's worse|than I imagined. Look.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No!

No, no. Oh...

No, okay, whoever|was just talking,

No, Star.|Don't hang up.

No, that thing|ate your parents.

No, the pleasure's all mine,|King Fergon!

No, you!|You're infuriating.

No,|on Star.

No! (sobbing )

No!|Blow it!

No!|I can't ask for help.

No!|This book is not|for the likes of you!

No.

No. I live there.

No. Stop it, stop it.

No. That'll only|increase the heat on us.

No. We gotta do this|quietly,

Nobody's heard of it.

Non drowsy antihistamine,

Noooo!

Nope, nope, nope,|nope, nope.

Nope.

Nope. No one's ever been|dumb enough to hire me.

Not again!

Not as lovely|as you, dear.

Not cool.

Not dead. Ohh...

Not even close.

Not me!

Not my bowels!

Not St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses?!

Not talking, eh?

Not that|I would do that, no,

Not today, Jeremy.

Nothin' makes you feel|more like a man

Nothin' yet.|I just got here.

Nothing but net!

Nothing makes you happier

Nothing.|Whoa, wait a second.

Nothing's ever|out of place.

Now get off my bus!

Now get to pickin'!

Now go make me|some nachos!

Now I can make fun|of your ugly dress.

Now I know|you can dance.

Now I'm off to the ice cream shop.

Now let's get|the heck outta here.

Now me!

Now she's mad.|( whimpers )

Now talk.|Look, kid,

Now that you all|know each other,

Now that you found|your little book,

Now that's|an appendage.

Now to get everyone|checked in

Now we can go anywhere we want,

Now we're both cool.

Now we're gonna try this|the organized way.

Now what?

Now you're just like me.

Now, eat your cake

Now, Star.

Now, who wants nachos?

Now, whoa, man. Whoa.

Now!

Nuclear Heart|Healing Hurricane!

O kay.

Obviously you know better|than a dessert.

Of course not.

Of course, very few are|aware of this serious matter

Of course,|of course, of course.|Surprise them.

Of course.

Of Terms.

Of the year.

Of your lives!

Off the cactus,|over the tree.

Oh no, oh no, oh no.

Oh no.

Oh, a breakout.

Oh, a record.

Oh, and there's cookies, too.

Oh, B Fly,

Oh, big time.

Oh, bravo, son.

Oh, broken glass.

Oh, clerk peasant.

Oh, close, close, close!

Oh, come on, Starship.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Diaz family.

Oh, don't read too much|into the name.

Oh, escaping|is inappropriate.

Oh, fine.

Oh, funny how you|never have a problem

Oh, go get change!

Oh, heck yeah, girl.

Oh, hello, B Fly.

Oh, hello, kids.

Oh, hello, little boy.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hey, creeps,

Oh, him and his lectures.

Oh, I get it.|I bet you think that, like,

Oh, I gotta.

Oh, I, I,|I interrupted you.

Oh, I'll go get us some nice cold icicles

Oh, I'll tell you... ( garbled )

Oh, it's such a tough choice.

Oh, it's true. I did it to myself.

Oh, just...|just get her.

Oh, last cookie.

Oh, look at you.|Such a curious girl.

Oh, man, Brittney,|hot tub, bounce house.

Oh, man. I wanted to say it.

Oh, man. It's stuck.

Oh, Marco, now|we can be mess up twins!

Oh, Marco, you put|so much thought into this.

Oh, Marco! Come meet the new foreign exchange student

Oh, Marco.

Oh, Marco. That Pixie|didn't love Ferguson.

Oh, meatballs.

Oh, Mewni's|natural beauty.

Oh, Miss Skullnick!

Oh, Mrs. D,

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no,

Oh, no, I didn't|get them anything.

Oh, no, no, no, no, he went on ahead.

Oh, no, no, no, no.|Ha ha.

Oh, no, no, please.|No, no!

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.|Everything's going|according to plan.

Oh, oh

Oh, okay...|yeah, right...

Oh, please, you gots|to be chill, B Fly.

Oh, Pony Head,

Oh, right, right, right!

Oh, right.

Oh, she's touching it.

Oh, Star, darling,|what a pleasant surprise!

Oh, Star.

Oh, sticky.

Oh, such wit!

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that degenerate|is Oskar Greason.

Oh, that is not a dead person?

Oh, that's silly.

Oh, that's why I got|my support system.

Oh, this is horrible!

Oh, wait.|You're here. I'm here

Oh, watch your step. Loose tile.

Oh, we're best friends,|and we hang out all the time

Oh, weird perky girl.

Oh, well then,

Oh, well...

Oh, wise and powerful cookies,

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, no problem.

Oh, yeah, right.|I don't have time for this.

Oh, yeah,|hit him.

Oh, yeah? Well, your mother's a horse.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Oh, yeah.|Nice try.

Oh, yes, we will.

Oh, yes, you know how much|we love to travel|and see the sights.

Oh, yes!

Oh, you don't|deserve this!

Oh, you haven't even met|the coolest guys.

Oh, you know it.|Now let's go destroy|something else.

Oh, you like that.

Oh, you want to make this a thing?

Oh!

Oh! Here it is.

Oh! That's the wrong|piece of music!

Oh! That's|a very big bite.

Oh! Yet.

Oh.

Oh. Eh...

Oh..

Oh... [laughs]

Oh.|You see, Star,

Ohh. He was out of my league|anyway.

Ohh. Sorry, Star.|That's my bad.

Ohh. That's better.

Ohhh...

Okay, but we gotta talk about|that betting thing later.

Okay, bye.

Okay, bye.|I like your phone voice.

Okay, here comes a boy.|You got this. You got this

Okay, here's my booty!

Okay, I know you guys|are non believers,

Okay, I said it.

Okay, I'm done.|Look, Star, you just|need to get the information

Okay, if a Warrior|tries to kidnap you,

Okay, it should be|right through here.

Okay, let's get to it.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, look, Star.|This is really hard to say,

Okay, Marco, I conquered|my biggest fear,

Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz,|that concludes the tour.

Okay, now,|hold still.

Okay, now,|to my invited guests,

Okay, okay,|but the thing is,

Okay, sir, I'm sure|we can work this out.

Okay, Star,|what are you up to?

Okay, stop that.|Okay, stop that.

Okay, Toffee,|I'm going to show you|what we're working with here.

Okay, uh, next,|I wanna show you...

Okay, where does Dad|keep his blowtorch?

Okay, wild man.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, you can stop being|so cool now.

Okay, you want some of this?|Let's go, little man!

Okay,|thanks for coming out

Okay.

Olé!

On on my face.

On a cold checkered floor

On days like this...

On Earth

On Earth, it's rude|to tell people to shut it.

On Mewni, there's a place|where you can get calzones

On some ill intentioned|monsters?

On something first.

On this magnificent|adventure.

On your own, right?

Once we get Pony Head|and disable that crystal thing,

Once, I ate one|from the floor of a cab,

One kick,|seven monsters.

One last night of fun with you, girl.

One last night?

One way or another.

One, two, three.

One, two, three...

Only for the most|important social event

Only the best for|the best bestie

Only the best grade|you can get.

Ooh, a line.|I love lines!

Ooh, Chinese food!

Ooh, hold it.|I'd recognize that|girly scream anywhere.

Ooh, I want|the best one, too.

Ooh, looks like someone's in trouble.

Ooh, Now me, Gustav.

Ooh, sweet,|a little, tiny hat. Cool.

Ooh, what should I do?|Wait right here.

Ooh!

Ooh! Pleased to meet you,|Duchess of Daisyland.

Ooh! Triangle food.

Ooh.

Oohhh!

Oooooh...

Oop, too bad,|here's your penguin.

Oops, almost forgot|the little hammer.

Oops.

Oops...

Open

Open that vent.

Opossums!

Or Mewni.

Or not,|you never know.

Or she won't.|She won't what?

Or there's going to be|a big clean up on aisle...

Or we use my dimensional|scissors to go

Or wherever|it is you're from,

Or, do you drink|from the bottle?

Or, like,|destroy the school weird?

Oskar called anyway.|[giggles]

Oskar, can you|hold on for, like, one second?

Oskar.

Our lives were so small|and puny,

Out of my way!

Out of my way.|I'm too pretty to die

Outta the way.

Over here!

Over here.

Ow, ow, ow.

Ow!

Ow!|Go ahead, Marco.

Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow.|Ow. Ow.

Owwwhhh!!!

Patience, brains,|and the ever famous,

Patience.

Pay the nice Pixie.

Pegasus feathers,|he's on to me.

Pegasus feathers.

Penguins, icebergs, polar bears.

Perfect princesses.

Perfect.

Period!

Pfft. You got me, girl.

Phew.

Phone calls!

Piece of garbage that|doesn't destroy the universe.

Pigtails?

Pigtails?|Ponytail?

Pink is definitely|your color.

PIXIE: Next?

PIXIES: Welcome!

Plan?

Play it cool.

Please don't cry,|Miss Skullnick.

Please don't|with your puke fingers.

Please step carefully...

Please visit our office in|Pixtopia to settle your bill.

Please zap me.|Please, please, please.

Point, Diaz.

Pointy Head?

Pony Head just tried to shove me off this cloud!

Pony Head, let's go to the Amethyst Arcade.

Pony Head, meet my best friend Marco Diaz.

PONY HEAD: Okay!

Pony Head!

Pony Head?|Yeah, I'm outta here.

Pony Head?|You're back!

Pool's been compromised.

Poop. It was poop.

Prepare the chamber.

Pretty embarrassed right about now.

Prince Blast Your Face Off!

Proper throne posture.|( screams )

Psst. Star, I need to talk to yooooo...

Pudding doesn't|eat itself.

Pudding.

Pudding.|What?!

Put him in|the Tornado Swarm!

Put it in your mouth!|Do it!

Put St. O.'s on|full lockdown

Quell, quell.

Quest Buy?|Come on!

Quick, to the large|intestine,

Quick,|here she comes.

Quick!|Change her back.

Quick. Find|a place to hide.

Quick. Under here.

Quiet, Marco.|This is serious!

Rabid Rocket Blast!

Radiant shadow|transport!

Rainbow Avalanche!

Rainbow Blast!

Rainbow Fist Punch!

Rainbow Fly Trap!

Rainbow tea at|the Dowager Room,

Raise your hand.

Raspberry Panzerfaust!

Ready to take out|life's frustrations

Real good.

Really?

Really? Now? Whoa!

Really? What?

Relax. Once we disable|that crystal thing|and get her outta here,

Releasio, Demonius,|Infestica!

Relentless.

Remember, I'm not|the only one with horns.

Respect the queue!

Respect the queue.

Responsible for this|and annihilate them!

Returnio, Armius, Normalrino!

Returnio, Armius,|Normalrino!

Returnio, Armius,|Normalritecus!

Returnius,|Armius, Normalrinny!

Right.

Rubber Sparkle|Bounce House!

S St Star.

Saint Olga's Reform School|for Wayward Princesses.

Same goes for you.|I don't even know what that is.

Sc**** the sides!

Second besties?

See it? Can't take|our eyes off it.

See that monster|over there?

See ya later, guys.

See you after|the Blood Moon Ball.

See you later!

See you next year,|Gustav!

See you tomorrow.

See, Marco, this is what|they do to you here.

See, that was|way more fun

See, the cookies know all.

See, this is|the Princess of Mewni,|Star Butterfly.

See, with my system,|nothing ever gets lost.

See?

Self aaah...

Seriously,|check this out.

Sharing feelings|and holding hands.

She does whatever they say.

She is gonna love it here!

She jumped|out the window.

She just gets a little wild when she dances.

She just wanted to eat him.

She says she's got mewberty.

She says|she wants a jet.

She was here.

She'll finally be|a benefit to society.

She'll know how|to reverse the spell.

She's going to need a guide.

She's gonna freak!

She's laughing at|an authority figure.

Shh.

Shiny Emerald Snake Strike!

Shoo. Shoo, shoo,|shoo, shoo.

Shut it, Mom!

Shut up!

Silence!

Single file.

Sir Glossaryck...

Skeeves.

Skullnick ran off with|this weird man bull guy thing

Sliding down the twisty|slopes of Zalla Mountain,

Slouched shoulders|are an epidemic

Smells like burnt toast.

Snap out of it,|Pony Head.

Snap out of it!

So anyway,|long story short,

So by the time|I'm done with you,

So come and get me.

So confused.

So cute.

So he wouldn't|make fun of me

So I bought|a dozen of them.

So I get my monster fighting|from you.

So I guess everyone who voted me Safest Kid

So I tried to lure one|with your wand.

So I'll be traveling afar|to give an all day lecture

So it's really|kind of important|to keep moving.

So many brave young men,|so many tragic losses.

So many videogames!

So now that I hooked|you up, how about that "A"?

So that's why I ran away|and moved in with the Diazes.

So the wand will be mine.

So this is how it ends.

So this is what it's like|to be bored to death.

So we can party.

So we can start sucking|the individuality out of you.

So what grade|did you get?

So you brought|these monsters here

So you might as well cough up|the scissors you smuggled in.

So you say you're from another dimension.

So you wanna stay here?

So you're the one|who's paying for this mess?

So, Mom.

So, uh, Gustav,

So, ya think you can|let my friends

So, you admit you're planning|to eat the Diazes?

So...you said Star|is going through...

Soft. So soft.

Solo puedo hablarte|en español.

Some have gone mad|trying to decipher it.

Some people have called me reckless

Some turd magic|on these girls.

Somebody pooped|in the pool.

Someone get|a thesaurus.

Something tells me|we were not invited|to this party.

Something's got|my stockings.

Soon we'll find|those responsible

Sorry 'bout that.

Sorry, folks,|this elevator's|no longer in service.

Sorry, Marco.|I didn't mean to embarrass|you in front of Jackie.

Sorry, Marco.|It's not the will of the cookie.

Sorry, sorry...sorry.

Sorry, that's not|my department.

Sorry, there's no way out,|not that I've seen.

Sorry.

Sorry. Pony Head.

Sounds cool.

Sounds so dangerous.

Sounds thrilling.

Sparkle Glitter Bomb Expand!

Sparkle, don't fight.

Spinning Dizzy|Death Blast!

Spying on Gustav,

St. O., St. O., St. O.!

St. Olga's School|For Wayward Princesses.

Stand back, Marco.

Star Butterfly has come home|from school early today

Star Butterfly rules!

Star Butterfly,|what are you doing here?

Star Butterfly!

Star Butterfly.

Star Butterfly.|Don't you clean up nice!

Star should be back to normal|by, uh...

Star was right about you.

Star, calm down.|Star!

Star, forgot|that stupid fortune.

Star, I ate|the pie.

Star, I feel bad.

Star, I wallpapered|my locker with pictures of you.

Star, I'm telling you,

Star, never go|with a predator

Star, Pony Head threatened to

Star, Star.

Star, the Warriors weren't|actually going to kill our team,

Star, we can't|keep stalling.

Star, we're about|to celebrate my parents'|anniversary. Come on.

Star, what the...

Star, will you be|my science partner?

Star, you gotta|get ahold of yourself.

Star, you know you're|not to leave Earth.

Star,|what did you do?

Star,|what is going on?

Star,|you gotta wake up!

STAR: Aha!

STAR: Bye, Pony, I'm gonna miss you.

STAR: Dimensional scissors!

STAR: Excuse me.|MAN: Ooh, watch it

STAR: Far, far away in a magical land called Mewni,

STAR: Glitter Dragon Escalation!

STAR: I don't know.

STAR: Maybe.|I'll go home and get it.

STAR: Oh, my gosh.|I can't wait. I can't wait.

STAR: Returnio,|Armius, Normalrino!

STAR: Sorry.|GIRL: Hey! Ow!

STAR: The Bounce Lounge.

STAR: Yeah!

STAR: You want some of this, Ludo?

STAR:|Here he comes again.

STAR:|Trust the cookie.|( laughing )

Star!

Star! Are those|dimensional scissors?

Star!!!

Star!|No. No.

Star?

Star?|What a pleasant surprise!

Star?|You can change|it back now.

Star...

Star's the worst.

Stare out this window,|and never turn my head.

Stay in that zone.

Sticky.

Still you.

Stop hitting yourself.

Stop trying to sneak|things into the cart.

Stop!

Straight to her cell and get her|the heck outta there.

Straw |( buzzer )

Strawberry |( buzzer )

Strawberry Annihilation!

Stupid cockroach|that lives inside.

Such language belongs in|the gutters of Galafamor.

Suck? Suck?!

Super Rainbow Blast!

Sure it can.

Sure!|Yeah!

Surely you know|Spike Balls.

Sweet. Let's go.

Sweetheart, we're not sending you there.

Syrup Tsunami Shockwave.

Ta da!

Tada!

Take him away!

Take your carriage and fire|and dead horse,

Tang Soo Do tournament.

Tee hee. He got scolded.

Tell me about it.

Tell me.|Are you betrothed?

Th There's nothing|I can do?

Than goin' to the bathroom|in the woods.

Than I do right now.

Than taking the stairs.

Than to be called|a hussy.

Than when you're|Narwhal blasting a monster.

Thank you for calling.

Thank you so much,|B Fly.

Thank you.

Thank you.|That is so nice.

Thank you.|Whatever.

Thanks for not blowing|my cover, Star.

Thanks for nothing.

Thanks for showing me around, safe kid.

Thanks for the lift.

Thanks, bro.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Marco.

Thanks,|but actually it's Marco

That boy|has a record.

That came|with the wand

That can change it back.

That concludes|your orientation.

That dance was meant|for me!

That Earth Turd means that much to you?

That elevator will take us|right to the charger department.

That free thinking,|one in a million brat

That guy is just|so... real.

That I never approved of,|the Awesome Opossum.

That means the Warriors|are gonna steal him!

That should|buy us some time.

That sounds|kind of unfair.

That used to rummage through|my parents' garbage?

That uses spices and flavors.|All: Yay!

That was amazing.

That was it.

That was the closest|we've ever come,

That would be the best|birthday day ever! Boom!

That your bloodline|can count on.

That'll tell you|how you're going to die.

That's a good one, Lars.

That's an "F" for fail.

That's awesome!

That's Earth Turd.

That's it.

That's it. I'm switching|service providers.

That's Jeremy?

That's not an option.

That's not even a thing.

That's not my department.

That's not the Pony Head|I know and love.

That's nothing|to be ashamed of

That's nothing|to worry about, right?

That's perfect. You guys, go play.

That's possible.

That's pretty much|my system.

That's really annoying.

That's right, I did,|I said "girlfriend."

That's terrible!

That's the verb|I've been looking for.

That's weird,

That's what I was|worried about.

The Awesome Opossums!

The axe was to cut firewood|for today's feast.

The Bounce Lounge ain't got|nothin' on this party.

The calls were|totally my idea.

The directions were...

The dock isn't|the important part.

The girl thinks the messages|in her cookies are fortunes.

The iceberg was sinking

The once wayward|Princess Pony Head

The only thing|that's silly

The princess who|does not perspire

The proper hat|for the event

The reformation process.

The Royal Guards|as my babysitters.

The Royal Magic Wand!

The safe kid!

The same thing.|The same thing.

The Scandinavian monsoons|were over,

The snow in snow globes.

The spirit boys|are gonna catch you.

The universe could be destroyed!

The Warriors would look|when they try to kidnap you!

Then dancing all night long|at the Bounce Lounge.

Then he gets mad.

Then I guess we got|to do this the hard way.

Then that means|I'm even better

Then they'll stop fighting you.

Then we're gonna get|Jackie Lynn Thomas

There

There has to be more|you can tell me than that!

There he is.

There is no lecture.

There it is.

There must be a spell in here

There she is, Diaz.|Jackie Lynn Thomas.

There she is.

There she is.|Get her.

There.

There. I'll see you|at the bottom.

There's a bleeding|willow tree.

There's a rumbly|in my tumbly.

There's nothing like|a steamy bath

There's only|one thing to do.

There's so many chargers.

There's the tower.

There's the wand.

These are fortune cookies.

These are incredible.

These are useless.

These flowers|are lovely.

These idiots are even dumber|than you idiots.

They are in it.

They are the picnic!

They can totally|benefit from this.

They can|magically predict the future.

They carry their babies|on their backs.

They have|everything you need,

They need us now.

They sell them at|Quest Buy.

They want you to be|a rubber stamp princess.

They were just gonna|beat them in football,

They were trying to kidnap me!

They were using|the metric system...

They won't let me back inside because I'm soggy!

They'll back me up|at the restaurant.

They're gold.

They're just vague so you can|read things into them.

They're not here?

They're put there|by people in a factory.

They're sending me to|the solitary conforment chamber.

They're stale.|Gimme!

They're usually cooler.

They've hidden her in the Earth dimension,

Think fast!

This armor|will hold them off.

This doesn't look|familiar at all.

This doesn't|make any sense!

This is a nightmare.

This is crazy!

This is for|the Butterfly account.

This is gonna|drive me crazy.

This is not|the respect a guy

This is serious.

This is the moment|I've been waiting for.

This is what happens when you don't work out.

This is what|you've always wanted.

This is why you only|have two friends.

This is why|you gotta get organized.

This is worse than|my worst nightmare.

This is... Tom.

This isn't for me! I'm trying|to find a spell for Star!

This isn't gonna work.

This makes no sense!

This may be|all my fault.

This night is really important to me.

This party is a disaster.

This place is full of squares.

This place is the worst.

This wand is a big responsibility.

This year,|we have a secret weapon.

Those are our ticket|outta here.

Those fortunes aren't magic.

Those jerks.|Sadly, the real possum|wasn't playing possum.

Those kids are relentless

Those who wish|to pass my lair,

Three eyed|potato baby.

Three fifty seven p.m...

Three more weeks of this!

Through the safety glass.|Full power.

Tick tock girl,

Till this angel arrived from...|( doorbell rings)

Time to go

Time's a wastin'.

To a second location.

To another dimension.

To be an individual.

To fall victim to their magic.

To her birthday.

To keep an eye on her,

To organize the store.

To put on your disgusting, sweaty back.

To the Blood Moon Ball.

To the starving Bartindles|of Galafamor on my behalf?

To this great|and noble sport.

To turn your heads skyward

Toffee?

TOGETHER: Oh, man.

TOGETHER: Yeah!

TOGETHER:|Go, Echo Creek!|Let's try not to get beat!

Told ya I'd get us there.

Told you I could do it.

Told you|I wasn't distract

Too bubbly.

Too opinionated.

Too wild.

Trust me, this'll|save our hides,

Truth is my name|is Charlie Booth,

Try and beat that, Pointy Head.

Try not to blow|our cover.

Try studying.

Trying to fix|his monster arm,

Turbo Nuclear|Butterfly Blast!

Turned someone|into a troll with a wand.

Twenty five percent off|all things that murder.

Two, four, six,|eight, distract them

Ugh, finally.

Ugh, it's not designer.

Ugh, what is that|terrible ringtone?

Ugh!

Ugh! So infuriating.

Ugh.

Ugh. I can smell|her free spirit

Ugh. No.

Uh oh. Ahh! Hey, wait!

Uh, funny story,

Uh, hello?|Greetings!

Uh, I guess the bottom.

Uh, I know this other club. So let's bounce.

Uh, I must've dropped|my wallet in the fight.

Uh, I'm going to bed now.

Uh, I'm not a milady.

Uh, is this a joke?

Uh, jealous much?

Uh, just give me|a sec here.

Uh, maybe you|should practice

Uh, mewberty. Heh heh.

Uh, nope.

Uh, sure.

Uh, thank you...|I guess.

Uh, this isn't|Pony Head's cell.

Uh, we haven't even|left yet.

Uh, what aisle is this?

Uh, what are you talking about?

Uh, why are you guys|talking about me|like I'm not here?

Uh, yes.

Uh, you better run.

Uh. Ohh.

Uh...

Uh... no,|of course not.

Uh... whoops.

Uh...probably not?

Uh...this is a plunger.

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhhhh!

Uhh.

Um, hi.

Um, let me help.|No!

Um, let's see, do I want the pointy one or the pointier one?

Um, no, thank you.|Um...

Um, okay, well, I was gonna

Um, yes, he wanted to save us a good spot in the mosh pit.

Um...

Um... oh, look,|an open air market.

Unguarded.

Unh!

Unless one of them is a friend ditching liar.

Unless,

Using your magic|when it benefits you,

VOICE:|The moon of lovers.

Waaaahh....

Wait a minute.

Wait a second |Marco's a boy.

Wait a second.

Wait for me!

Wait, B Fly!

Wait, did I just|kill that guy?

Wait, don't!

Wait, I'm dead?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.|Star, hang on.

Wait, we're going to another dimension

Wait, what?

Wait, which one of you|said that?

Wait!

Wait!|Left arm!

Wait.

Wait. Come back!

Wait. Come back.

Wait. What?

Wait...

Wait.|You're gonna fight|with that?

Walk it out...

Walk it out...|No, Brian!

Walk it out|and talk it out.

Walkin' on the moon.

Want pickled|giant's toe? Is good.

Warriors?|Our rivals|from Silver Hill Prep.

Was that them?

Wash away|your individuality"?

Watch, Ferguson.

Way ahead of you.

We better pick up|some supplies.

We both said |We both said

We broke up!

We can do all kinds of|witchy stuff with this thang.

We can't do that.|These people are miserable.

We could have gotten that from a litter of puppies.

We could sneak in|unnoticed.

We could totally|party it up.

We eat all the leftovers|from Taco Tuesday!

We gotta go.|It's not safe here.

We gotta move.

We have a red ticket|special.

We have a similar thing|here on Earth.

We have a Tramorfidian Crystal|in Tower 3.

We have an all clear.

We have to do something!

We have to find a way|out of here and save Ferguson!

We hope...

We hope|this isn't a deal breaker.

We love nature.

We love you, son.

We made it.

We must do something!

We need some kind|of distraction.

We only need three things.

We stopped.

We turn undisciplined|behavior

We were never|formally introduced.

We will quell this uprising|in its infancy.

We win!

We'll never find|the right one in time.

We're about to |Whaa!

We're free!

We're going up against|the Warriors

We're gonna destroy|that little punk Jeremy.

We're gonna distract them

We're gonna do our warm up|out here today.

We're in|bumper to bumper traffic.

We're kind of|in the middle of something.

We're meeting Gustav|for a picnic

We're not even gonna be second besties.

We're not getting that.

We're right back|where we started.

We're sending you to train in a safer dimension,

We've done this every day|since you got here

We've got them cornered.

We've got your back of your head.

We've missed you|so much.

We've stifled|the uprising.

Weaknesses? I don't have any.

Wearing an eye patch.

Weeellll, okay.

Welcome back,|Skullzers.

Welcome to Mewni!

Welcome to my life.

Welcome to Pixtopia.

Welcome to Quest Buy!

Welcome to St. Olga's|School For Wayward Princesses.

Welcome to the shard mines.

Welcome to|the booby trap department.

Well done.

Well, as a matter of fact,|Charlie, there is.

Well, can't stop it.

Well, everything except|for this miniature miniature|book of knots.

Well, he is adorable.

Well, hello,|my unexpected visitor.

Well, I hope you're happy.

Well, I should probably go... pack my bags.

Well, if I knew|anything about football,|I'd use the element of surprise.

Well, it wasn't|a total disaster.

Well, looks like|you got another heart

Well, she also threatened to skewer me

Well, talk to him.

Well, that brings us to the end of our tour.

Well, that was new.

Well, the phone calls|were to my meat guy,

Well, there's only one way|for me to find out.

Well, they are not|getting my individuality.

Well, they are really cute. Ha ha ha ha!

Well, they're not related.

Well, this is|a different kind of fun.

Well, Toffee.|Give it to me straight.

Well, uh, I should|probably be getting back.

Well, well, well.

Well, what are we|waiting for?

Well, you could|join the Spirit Committee

West Mewnin swamp water.

Wha whoa!

Wha?|'Cause that's me.

Wha.. Wha..

Whaa!

Whaaaaat?

Whaaah!

What a great idea.

What a turd.

What about my "A"?

What about that mine cart?

What are they doing?|Shh.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What did you do?

What do you mean?

What do you think?

What he's plotting.

What if I do...this?

What if my mom|tries to call me?

What is "mmmmmm"?

What is going on?

What is going|on here?

What is happening?

What is he doing here?

What is it,|nap time or something?

What the

What the heck was that?!

What the heck|is a polar bear?

What the...?

What was that?

What you want|is the real Mewni experience.

What?

What? But I thought|I was your one and only

What? No way.

What? No!|I I made one mistake.

What? No.

What? These are|all the same monsters

What? What is... what, what?

What? You can talk?

What? You don't have|tests on Mewni?

What?!

What?! ( screams )

What?! Man,|I ain't no twin!

What?! No, no, no, I'm completely wrong for this.

What?! Not in this case.|Fighting is.

What?! This whole time,

What?! What did you...

What?|Lucky for you,|my mom assigned

What?|Man

What?|Where?

What's going on?

What's that hand doing|back there?

What's that over there?

What's that|under your rug?

What's the most important|meal of the day?

What's up?

What's with that|crazed look in your eyes?

What's wrong with her?

What's wrong with|this thing?

What's wrong|with this thing?

What's your game?

Whatever you heard about me isn't true.

When aren't|you excited?

When I was cleaning. Sorry.

When I was schoolin'|the forest of certain death.

When it comes|to supporting the team.

When it transforms,|it will match my hat.

When the light of the|blood moon drupples down,

When they try|to steal my friend!

When you hear the neck snap.

When you say things|are gonna get weird,

Where are we?

Where are you going|with those books?

Where are your private|lessons now, Jeremy?

Where are your scissors?

Where did she get|that wand?

Where did they go?

Where did you come from?

Where did you|last see it?

Where exactly|are you from?

Where is she?!

Where is Star's book?

Where is Star's libro?

Where is that stupid thing?

Where it's always fun?

Where no one|can hear you scream...

Where's|the real possum?

Whether you're|from Pixtopia,

Which floor, mortal?

Which is a game!

Which is why I'm gonna kick|Jeremy Birnbaum's butt!

Who are you?

Who became head cheerleader|on her own

Who could say no to that?

Who deserves|all the credit.

Who did that?

Who does that?

Who is that|fresh of breath air?

Who punched my bus?

Who puts a swivel chair|on a bus?

Who wants cake?

Who wants to watch me|open my presents?

Who's gonna be living with us!

Who's only any good|because his rich parents

Who's ready for a bloody,|bloody, bloodbath?

Whoa whoa whoa.|Are you, um...

Whoa, easy, Star.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.|Okay, guys.

Whoa!

Whoa! Do me.|Do me.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! With wheels?|Seriously?

Whoa!!!

Whoa.

Whoa. Let's cross at the light.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! I feel so alive.

Whoo! Now just you two.

Whoo.

Why are we in line?

Why are you suddenly|a non believer?

Why are you|saying that?

Why can't I go home?

Why can't you remember|who you are?

Why did only|we get hurt?

Why didn't you say so?

Why didn't you tell me|I'm dead?

Why do I have|this weird feeling

Why don't we get off|at the next bus stop?

Why don't you just|give him the home line?

Why don't you just|stay here,

Why is he always|making meatballs?

Why was the word "suck" in that spell?

Why would someone need|to learn his own language?

Why?! Ow!

Why?|I lost a bet, okay?

Will become|a one of a million

Will you get|on with it?

Will you please tell|her they're not?

Winter Storm Hyperblow!

With a star|inside of a butterfly

With enjoyment.

With her?

With my mouth sounds.

With our booty shake.

With our booty shaking|dance moves.

With pictures of you!

With that bubble gum?

With the cool masks?

Without drawing|any attention.

Without letting her know|what's going on.

Won't it be nice to have Star's upbeat,

Wood's the worst.

Would you care|for some treasure?

Would you just go already?!

Wow whoo! Look at this!

Wow, Marco, I could not|have Starred that one|better up myself.

Wow, Marco.

Wow, Star,|that is so rad, girl.

Wow, Star. Good luck|did come your way.

Wow,|good job, Marco.

Wow! Out of the way, Squares!

Wow! What else|do you have in there?

Wow.

Wow. Wow!

Wrong way.

Yaahh! Yaahh!

Yay!

Yay! I will make|a great Pixie king!

Yay! My besties are besties.

Yay.

Ye... no.

Yeah heah! But I don't see Marco anywhere.

Yeah, breaking out|Pony Head

Yeah, crush that wood.

Yeah, good call.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I guess we were.

Yeah, I guess|nobody's perfect.

Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.

Yeah, I've got to go tell|that to the Spirit Committee.

Yeah, Marco, let's par tay.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, that's rude|on Mewni, too. Look.

Yeah, totally,|totally, totally.

Yeah, turns out|they worship me here.

Yeah, weird.

Yeah, yeah.|And I'm the Duchess|of Daisyland.

Yeah, you really|started something.

Yeah!

Yeah! I'm gonna go bite|some of those robot guards

Yeah! If it falls into the hands of Evil Forces,

Yeah! Pretty cool,|right?

Yeah! Star Butterfly|rules!

Yeah!!!

Yeah.

Yeah. I see|what you mean.

Yeah. That feels|so good! Whoo!

Yeah. Why?

Yeah... she can be possessive.

Yeah....

Yee ha!

Yeeess.

Yep, taste like|they turned.

Yep, whenever a previous|owner of the wand

Yep. Heinous got him.

Yes, I knew you would like it here.

Yes, that is the course of events.

Yes, that's why I asked.

Yes, unfortunately,|I was too late.

Yes, well,|you're not the first monster

Yes, yes.

Yes, you are right, Star.

Yes! I got it!

Yes! Yes! Yes!|Back off, dude.

Yes.

Yes. I don't know|what he's doing here,

Yes. I'm glad|we stifled the uprising

Yes. I've got it!|Finally.

Yes. No.

Yes. We are extinguishing|that rebellious spirit

Yes. What is betrothed?

Yo, what up, home fries?

You are a bad influence!

You are invited|when pigs fly.

You are officially banned|from the Spirit Committee.

You are so full|of pleasantness.

You belong|in a stable.

You better not throw up|on my bus, Barfo Diaz.

You boys have brought|shame and dishonor

You came back!

You can be positive|that your anger is negative.

You can talk to|the creepy salesman later.

You can treat the symptoms

You can't catch me.

You could just|fix my hand.

You couldn't turn me|into one of those guards

You did everything you could|to cheer me up.

You did know|just how to cheer me up.

You do that, homie.

You do?

You don't even|have pinkies.

You don't have the luxury|of being an individual.

You don't need|her anymore.

You don't trust me|to do things by myself.

You don't wanna see|that lame, cheesy,|touristy stuff.

You even retreat like losers.

You ever hear of|the internet, skeleton door?

You gave it to Janna?!|Ohh!

You gave me|the best gift ever,

You got some paint or something.|Right here.

You gotta keep me|away from boys!

You guys are useless!

You guys gonna|pitch in for this?

You guys have, like,|200 pounds on her!

You guys ready to be|part of my kitty cat offense?

You guys really need some hugs.

You had a magic|instruction book?

You hate wood, too?

You have a wand!

You have got|to be kidding me.

You have lost your mind.

You have to recharge wands|with magical energy.

You idiots|are screwing up the plan.

You just zapped us|back to the house!

You kidding?

You kissed a ninja.

You knew you'd get sent to St. Olga's,

You know she's talking|about our football team, right?

You know the kind|of girls who get sent here.

You know what this means,|don't you, Star?

You know what?|We tried this your way.

You know you do. You love it.

You know, I kinda|like her better this way.

You know, if I ever|have a party,

You know, stifled|isn't working for me either.

You know, this place has|some seriously luxurious digs.

You know,|dance around the truth.

You know,|that sort of spell

You know|you've done it right,

You look amazing.

You look terrible.

You made it!

You make absolutely no sense.

You may now kiss the bride.

You mean you've never|met Man Arm?

You mean,|we really messed up.

You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn.

You monsters|are so rude!!

You must be|Tom's date.

You need to leave|right now.

You said she was unguarded.

You saw nothing.

You see, Star,|it pays to be organized.

You see, you morons?

You should look it up.|Now come on, come on.

You still paint a face|on your stomach|and make it talk!

You sure "Starred"|this whole thing up.

You sure you trust him, boss?

You think I'm a total jerk.

You wanna dance?

You wanna take it away.

You want some more|stale cookies?

You watch|where you're going!

You wear a helmet in the gym shower one time

You were right, Marco.

You will die from choking|on a calzone.

You win!

You'll all be fixed.

You'll have to|work off the bill|in the shard mines.

You'll need me soon enough,|Marco,

You'll never get rid of me!

You're a hero!

You're a weird girl.

You're adorable!

You're alive!

You're all going to die!

You're always screwing up|my brilliant plans.

You're embarrassing me.

You're feeling better.|Now's your chance.

You're going down, Downer.

You're gonna be|my party planner.

You're gonna have to wait|until the next exit.

You're gonna have|to call your mom.

You're gonna love it.

You're just in time|for my wedding!

You're making things worse!

You're making|a big mistake, Star.

You're my best friend on Mewni.

You're my favorite.

You're not gonna tell|my boss about this, are you?

You're not leaving|until you get this right.

You're not ready|for this kind of commitment!

You're only fourteen!

You're right. I wouldn't|invite me either.

You're scaring everyone.

You're the leader?|What's the plan?

You're welcome.

You're whining|about a lousy grade?

You've got a magic|floating vacuum cleaner.

You've got to feed me,|of course.

You've gotten so thin.

You've gotten|so thin.

Your best friend?

Your dimensional scissors?

Your little boy hands|are part of the problem!

Your mirror service has been|temporarily suspended.

Your muscles are like pudding.

Your soul, and, like,|her soul

Yuck.

Zip, zap, zip, zip.

53?

673,

674, 675.

( horses whinnying )| ( exclaiming )

( metallic creaking )| Oh, no.

( screaming )| New arrivals?

[beeping]| We gotta hurry.

[both] Ooh.| Whoa!

[crackles, then fizzles]| Huh?

[explosion]| You bet.

[gasps]| [ angry cluck]

[gasps]| Don't help me up.

[monster growling]| I guess I'm just|not cool enough

[monster pounding]| Almost done.

[oinking]| Problem solved.

♪ Space unicorns| Hello.

Ah!| My deepest apologies,

And jump.| A leg!

at the Bounce Lounge.| Girl, I ain't goin' nowhere.

Bet you can't catch me.| Over here!

But I run.| A leg.

Come on.| ( chanting continues )

Come on.| ( Marco screaming )

Dad!| Mmm?

Don't you see what's|going on here?| Dancing?

Get 'em!| [screams]

Go away!| Your cheeks.

Hey, Star.| [shrieks]

Hi, Star Butterfly.| What's goin' on, girl?

Hi.| Hi.

How wonderful.| What a wonderful surprise!

I do not breathe | A leg.

I get workers' comp|for this.| [elevator bell dings]

I want to go right now.| Can we go right now?

I'm gonna touch it.| No, don't touch it.

If you'd just|listened to me | Oh, shut it.

Look. My dad is|right there.| This way.

Ludo!| Now hand over|that wand,

Mom, Dad.| You're alive!

My dad's here.| Your dad?

My mini vac.| It's possessed.

Now, finish him.| What?

Oh, no.| [beeping]

on their faces.| Bite one for me.

Ooh hoo hoo!| Jackie, I...

Open up.| [sighs wearily]

Really?| First,

School picture day?| Smile.

Star, I baked you a pie.| All right!

Star, we don't have to...| [bus lurches]

Take the wheel!| [growls]

The internet.| Internet?

The party bus.| Party bus?

There she is!| Hey, Star.

These tracks|are fresh.| [gasps]

This place isn't|what I thought | Sh!

to cheer me up?| Yeah.

to like you.| Yeah!

Up to you.| Gross.

Wait, isn't St. O's | ( shrieks )

We go now, right?| Right now?

We're gonna need|to build some armor.| Marco.

Whoa.| Sample?

Yes!| Fantastic!

You do realize that|we could just walk?| I know.

Your favorite.| Wow!

...and etiquette|are the main focus for...

...we have a plethora|of foolproof security measures.

...your troubled,|wayward princess.

'Cause I don't really think|you're doing the joke right.

'cause I got|your house keys.

'cause I wallpapered|my locker

'Cause I'm bored.

'cause your parents|are actually cool.

'Tis a sad day

'Tis better to be fussy

"A friend will greet you|with a smile."

"A great evil|has been unleashed."

"An unexpected visitor|will soon arrive."

"Embrace a princess|mentality.

"Forest of Certain Death"?

"Love is always the answer."|Hmm.

"Reach for the stars|and achieve your dream."

"Think positive and good luck|will come your way."

( "pew pew" shooting noises )

( alarmed yelling )

( all chanting )|Gustav, Gustav, Gustav, Gustav!

( all exclaiming )

( all gasp)

( all giggling )

( all groaning )

( all growling )

( all grunt )

( all laughing )

( all scream )

( all screaming )

( all sigh )

( all speaking Spanish )

( angry cries )

( angry groan )

( angry growl )

( audience gasps )

( banging )

( beeping )

( beeping stops )

( bell dings)

( bell rings )

( bird continues|whistling )

( birds chirping )

( blergh )

( blows loudly )

( both chuckle )

( both gasp )

( both groaning )

( both laugh )

( both laughing )

( boy whimpering )

( breathing heavily )

( bubbling )

( burps )....mewberty?

( buzzer )

( buzzer )|( screaming)

( car starts )

( cash register dings )

( chain saw buzzing )

( chanting continues )

( chatter )

( cheering )

( chuckle ) Wouldn't you like to know?

( chuckles )|What? They're not real fortunes,

( clicks tongue )

( coughing )

( crackling )

( creatures screaming )

( croaks )

( crying )

( deep breathing )

( deep, resonant gong )

( demonic roar )

( distant music )

( dogs barking )

( door creaking )

( door opening )

( door slams )

( doorbell rings )

( eerie organ music playing )

( eerily )|Smile.

( everyone gasps )

( evil laughter )

( excited shouting )|More cookies!

( excited squealing )

( excited yelping )|There it is!

( Ferguson sobbing )

( flames whooshing )

( flames wooshing )

( flapping )

( frustrated groan )

( gasping )

( gasps )

( gasps )|Marco?

( gasps )|The rich mahogany|of the canopy bed.

( gasps, growls )

( giggling )

( girls laughing )

( groaning )

( groaning )|Sorry, I should have|listened to you.

( groaning, cracking )

( groaning, screaming )

( groans )

( growling )

( growls )

( grunting )

( grunts )

( grunts )|And totally broken.

( heavy breathing )

( high pitched voice )|I hear the first one|checked in

( hoof beats approach )

( horn honks )

( horse neighing )

( hushed tone )|Star.

( incomprehensible garbling )

( indistinct chatter )

( indistinct chattering )

( joints crack )

( knocking on door )

( laughing )

( laughing ) Oh, yes!

( laughing) You can fight?

( laughs )

( laughs )|Would you care|for some crumpets?

( laughs, makes "pew pew"|shooting sounds )

( laughter )

( loud sobbing )|This is terrible!

( loudly ) ♪ I am here|'cause I have to say ♪

( making karate like groans )

( Marco screaming )

( Mom laughing )

( music blares on earbuds )

( music playing )

( music playing on radio )

( neighing )

( neighs, laughs )

( nervous chuckle )

( pained cries )

( panicked squeals )

( panting )

( party music playing )

( phone ringing )

( playing keyboard )

( rattling )

( roars )

( sad moan )

( school bell rings )|(gasps) Oh no.

( school bell rings )|Star!

( screaming )

( screaming and cheering )

( screaming, sobbing )

( screams )

( screeches )

( shrieks )|Get out, get|out, get out!

( shuddering )

( sighs )

( sighs ) Goodbye, Mewni.

( sighs )|You're right.

( snoring )

( sobbing )

( speaker feedback,|clears throat )

( spectators cheer )

( squeaking indistinctly )

( squealing )|Marco.

( stifled angry groan )

( stifled laugh )

( strained whisper )|Don't go.

( thud )

( thunder crashing )

( thunder rumbles )

( thunder rumbles ) Ohh...

( tires screeching )

( video game music playing )

( Wedding March plays )

( whimpering )

( whimpering ) Aaah!

( whinnying )

( whispering )|I'm totally going.

( whispering )|Star. Star!

( whistling )

( woman whispering )|Wayward princess.

( yawns )

( yelling )

( yipping )

(bites) Glitter.

(crying) Star!

(laughing) Just kidding. That's a joke.

(laughs) I'm just|messin' with ya.

(shudders) Ohh....

(sing songy) I'm a magical princess

(sing songy) Oh, no, we're not!

(sing songy) She's warming up to you.

(whispers) This is|gonna get really weird.

[all chanting]|Hot tub, hot tub.

[all cheering]

[all roaring]

[all screaming]

[all] Best party ever!

[all] Me, me, me!

[all] Ooh!

[all] Oooh!!

[babies crying,|sheep bleating]

[blows whistle]

[both laughing]

[both] Best anniversary ever,|best anniversary ever!

[both] Hugs!

[both] Ooh!

[both] We're going to Mewni!

[both] Yeah!

[both]|So what are you...

[bus lurches]

[chewing,|screaming]

[clears throat]

[clucking angrily]

[crash]

[crashing]

[excited laughter]

[ferocious growl]

[footsteps thudding]

[frustrated groan]

[gasping and wheezing]

[gasps]

[gasps]|It's Oskar!

[gasps]|Of course!

[giggles nervously]|I would never think of it.

[giggles]

[giggles]|Cool.

[giggling]

[girl] Ow!

[groaning]

[groans]

[groans]|I wanna go home.

[guffaws]

[inhales deeply]|Smells just like...

[kids cheering]

[kids exclaiming]

[kids exclaiming|happily]

[laughing excitedly]

[laughing]

[laughs]|So cute.

[laughter continues]

[line disconnects]

[loud pounding]

[monsters exclaiming]

[monsters groaning]

[monsters roaring,|pounding on door]

[muttering gibberish]

[nervous giggle]

[nervous laughter]|Yum yum.

[panting]|Wait! Stop!

[playing dissonant notes]

[retching loudly]

[retching]

[ringtone plays]|Space unicorn

[roaring and crashing]

[roaring]

[roars]

[scoffs] This is why|I told my dad

[screaming continues]

[screaming,|giggling]

[screaming]

[screeching]

[shrieking]

[shudders]

[sighs]

[sighs]|I couldn't wait|to talk to him.

[silence]

[sing songy]|Oh, Star!

[slurping and laughing]

[speaking foreign language]

[spits, vocalizes]

[spits]

[squishing sounds,|Marco gagging]

[stammers]|I can't do this.

[Star] Wait.|Come back!

[tempo changes to|rhythmic percussion]

[trumpeting yell]

[whimpering]

[whinnies]

[whistling]

[yelling]

♪

♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪

♪ 'cause I've been through|outer space ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been|through outer space ♪

♪ ( keyboard solo )

♪ A little while

♪ All of life|is just divine ♪

♪ And centaurs|pulling candy sleighs ♪

♪ And I never break a sweat

♪ And the world|is full of glee ♪

♪ And you're feeling|oh so free ♪

♪ Are just friends|you haven't met ♪

♪ Even our bathrooms|smell so sweet ♪

♪ Gonna get a little weird

♪ Gonna get a little wild

♪ Gonna have a good time

♪ Gonna have a good time!

♪ Happy birthday on|your birthday day! ♪

♪ Happy birthday|on your birthday day ♪

♪ Home

♪ I ain't from 'round here

♪ I ain't from round here

♪ I ain't from|'round here ♪

♪ I could call this place

♪ I don't have|to follow your rules ♪

♪ I don't like|your boyfriend, Mom ♪

♪ I just called back to say

♪ I send texts|straight to your heart ♪

♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪

♪ I think Earth|♪ Is a pretty great place

♪ I think Earth|is a pretty great place ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna stay

♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna stay|a little while ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna|stay a little while ♪

♪ I think it suits me

♪ I think it suits me,|it's just my style ♪

♪ I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met ♪

♪ I think that strangers are|just friends you haven't met ♪

♪ I think that strangers|are just friends ♪

♪ I'm blasting monsters

♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪

♪ I'm blasting monsters|and I never break a sweat ♪

♪ I'm from another ♪ Whoo hoo!

♪ I'm from another dimension

♪ I'm from another dimension!

♪ I'm from another, woo hoo

♪ I'm from another|woo hoo! ♪

♪ I'm gonna live in my car|at the school, hey hey ♪

♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪

♪ I'm really thinking I could|call this place home ♪

♪ I'm really thinking|I could call this place home ♪

♪ I'm talking puppies

♪ I'm talking rainbows

♪ In Pixtopia|we love everything ♪

♪ In the woods

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ It's gonna get|a little weird ♪

♪ It's gonna|get a little weird ♪

♪ It's just my style

♪ La la la la laaa

♪ Let's ride him far away

♪ Marco's Super Awesome Nachos

♪ Marco's|Emergency Cash Stash ♪

♪ Messed up twins|secret handshake ♪

♪ Mom, don't tell me|what to do ♪

♪ My car is a flying snail

♪ My house, my house

♪ Oh, we're gonna eat some|meatballs in the woods ♪

♪ Ooh

♪ Ooooh

♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,|pa, pa, pa, pa ♪

♪ Puh puh puh puh puh puh puh pu uuhh! ♪

♪ Puh puh puh puh puh| puh puh pu uuhh! ♪

♪ So you sit,|I knew it was the end ♪

♪ Sorry, honey,|I have to de friend ♪

♪ Space unicorn,|soaring through the stars ♪

♪ That's saying something

♪ That's saying something,|cuz I been through outer space ♪

♪ That's saying something|'cause I've been|through outer space ♪

♪ This is my house,|this is my house ♪

♪ This is my house,|this is my... ♪

♪ This is my...

♪ This is my...|my house ♪

♪ We're friends with|every frog we meet ♪

♪ When your heart|is filled with sunshine ♪

♪ Why don't you clean|your room, Mom? ♪

♪ With our Pixie hearts|and our Pixie wings ♪

♪ Yea ah!

♪ Yeah, to mermaid pools|filled with puppies' drool ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna eat some|meatballs in the woods ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna eat|some meatballs ♪

♪ Yeh heah

♪ You haven't met

âª 'Cause I've been|through outer space âª

âª Gonna have a good time

âª I ain't from 'round here

âª I ain't from|'round here âª

âª I don't have to|listen to you âª

âª I think it suits me

âª I think that strangers

âª I'm from another dimension

âª I'm really thinking

âª I'm talking puppies

âª It's gonna get|a little weird âª

âª Ooh

âª That's saying something

âª Yeah, we're gonna|eat some meatballs..

Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) - Season 1
"Star vs. the Forces of Evil" is a popular animated television series created by Daron Nefcy. The show made its debut in 2015 and quickly gained a dedicated fanbase. With a mix of action, comedy, and adventure, it has captivated audiences of all ages. The story revolves around a magical princess named Star Butterfly, who hails from the dimension of Mewni. To get a better understanding of her magical abilities, Star is sent to Earth by her parents. It is here that she befriends a human named Marco Diaz and the two embark on thrilling, dimension-hopping adventures, fighting evil and defending the universe. The main cast of "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" includes: 1. Eden Sher as Star Butterfly: She is a free-spirited, fun-loving princess with incredible magical powers. Eden Sher brings an exuberant energy to the character, capturing Star's eccentric personality perfectly. 2. Adam McArthur as Marco Diaz: He is Star's best friend and an expert in karate. Adam McArthur skillfully portrays Marco's loyalty and bravery as he joins Star on her fantastical adventures. 3. Alan Tudyk as King River Butterfly: Tudyk voices Star's father, a loving but somewhat clueless king who does his best to understand his daughter's unique abilities. 4. Nia Vardalos as Queen Moon Butterfly: Vardalos lends her voice to Star's mother, the strong and wise Queen Moon Butterfly. She serves as a guiding force to her daughter, teaching her important lessons about responsibility and leadership. The show also features an array of memorable supporting characters. Some notable ones include Star's mischievous magical companion, a unicorn named Pony Head (voiced by Jenny Slate), and Marco's crush, the complex and mysterious Jackie Lynn Thomas (voiced by Grey DeLisle). "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" Season 1 takes audiences on a thrilling journey filled with magical battles, interdimensional travel, and hilarious hijinks. It introduces viewers to a wide range of characters and builds a rich and intricate world filled with different dimensions, each with its own set of unique creatures and challenges. The soundtrack for the show perfectly complements its energetic and whimsical tone. From catchy theme songs to atmospheric background music, the soundtrack captures the essence of the series. These sounds can easily be found and enjoyed by fans who can play and download them from various online platforms. Throughout the season, viewers witness Star's growth from a carefree princess to a responsible, decisive leader. Her endearing friendship with Marco is a central aspect of the show, as they navigate their way through countless monster battles and high school adventures together. The unique art style of "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" brings the vibrant characters and imaginative world to life. The visuals are a treat for the eyes, packed with vibrant colors, detailed backgrounds, and dynamic animation. With its captivating storyline, diverse characters, and entertaining blend of humor and action, "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" has unquestionably left a lasting impact on audiences. Fans eagerly await each new season, eager to dive back into this enchanting world. So, if you're looking for a show that will whisk you away to a world of magic, adventure, and laughs, "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" is the perfect choice. It has something for everyone, and you can play and download the delightful sounds that accompany this extraordinary journey.
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