Magnum, P.I. - Season 1 Edit

A beachboy.

A body search?

A bomb? Yes.

A Chinese dude,

A couple months ago, some kids were skin diving off one of the islands.

A couple of phone numbers the girls had found in her room...

A dozen cocaine packets by mistake?

A game? My girls may be dying, and you're playing a game?

A gun or a bomb or something should've been at the bottom of the tidal pool.

A hit on the brigadier last night would've been a day early.

A letter from the mother of a navy pilot...

A limo actually... picked them up at 2:00. [ Ringing ]

A lot of kids suddenly discover their roots and start waving banners and yelling slogans.

A marker? What do you think this is, Guys and Dolls? Ever hear of cash? I'm a little short, Rick.

A protector!

A red dragon?

A single kiss on Waikiki in front of a couple thousand tourists.

A special task force under the command of Brigadier General Alistair Folkes...

A Sung vase of that quality.

A tong would either walk away or kill. He wouldn't cripple.

A while, okay? A while.

A while.

Aah! [ Barking ]

Aah.

About dark, they rendezvoused with a speedboat.

Actually, I didn't get the call. Rick got the call.

Admiral Cook I could talk to, but Alice.

Adventurous, perhaps even dangerous.

After all the years we've been together.

After all, Hawaii's a long way from Northern Ireland.

After flying all night and being subjected to a body search.

After last night's demonstration? They're animals. They're murderers.

After that, a siren would go off, the fuel pump would lock...

After what he did to that vase, I wasn't about to hang around and play ring around the rosy until you showed up.

Again? Oh, I got it.

Agreed?

Ah, sorry, late for a date. Maybe some other time. See y'all later.

Ah, you almost said mission again. [ Chuckles ]

Ah. Mai Ling.

Ah. May I open it?

Ah. Thank you.

Ahoy there! Ahoy there!

Al Come on. Alice.

Alarm!

Alice and Dan.

Alice joined her father at Arlington Cemetery to bury her brother... with honors.

Alice promised she'd come back, and I promised the timing would be right.

Alice, somebody already did.

Alice, the navy and I aren't exactly on speaking terms since I resigned,

Alice, where's the team ring?

Alice, your father is a retired war hero. He's a flag officer to boot.

Alice?

Alice's flight home with Dan's body would be taking off about now.

Alive, he could've led me to La Bull.

All I could do was try and outguess him, then wait.

All I saw were camera loaded tourists taking dozens of pictures...

All right then, help me. At least tell me what Dan was working on.

All right.

All right. I'll give you a number. You can reach us 2 4 hours a day. [ Magnum ] Right.

All right. It's your funeral.

All right. Look out.

All right. So you're a little taller than I am. Just don't reach for the salt, and it'll fit pretty good in the shoulders.

All right. Sure. I'll talk to Higgins. I'm not afraid to talk to Higgins.

All standby passengers for Hong Kong Flight 2 1 1,

All that money.

All the way from Aunt Helen's in Columbus, Ohio...

All the way from Columbus to Hawaii.

All you know is that Goldilocks said he's somewhere in the vicinity of Kahoolawe.

Almost doesn't count, does it, Miss Booton?

Almost done, Captain. Found a cause of death yet?

Although it had been stolen by clients of his guest, Thomas Magnum.

Although you are military personnel and Hickam is a military field,

Am I replacing a paying passenger? Maybe.

Am I speaking your language? Next.

Amazing. This is the original.

An oversight on my part, now rectified by my upgraded level of security.

And a very rough description of the guy she went off with.

And all I wanted was to climb into bed and get some sleep.

And as for her, you should be thanking her for turning me on to this.

And at Thanksgiving in New York it was a cab driver.

And before somebody gets killed, I think you better start filling me in.

And besides, he was bigger than me.

And bring the rest of it now, please.

And considering your position, that shouldn't raise any eyebrows.

And Cooly was tied to La Bull. [ Drawer Clatters ]

And decided the clues that the girls had given me weren't really clues,

And don't think I'm not gonna complain, spending all night at the airport.

And fate just wouldn't do that to me.

And for 5,000 American...

And for that kind of money, we get periodic check ins every two hours. Every six hours.

And having dinner with the governor's daughter.

And how was your morning swim? Fine.

And I don't like to be lied to.

And I don't run too good with busted ribs.

And I happen to be in his employ

And I thought you'd have a flimsy excuse.

And I wanna look good, 'cause I look good in this jacket.

And I'd appreciate it if you'd tell your yo yos to keep their hands off it from now on.

And I'll go take a couple of laps, okay?

And I'll know La Bull's ship when I see it. How?

And I'm not gonna risk scuttling my naval career by hacking off the C.O., okay?

And if Cooly didn't do it, he knew it was gonna be done.

And if Healy wouldn't give 'em to me, I'd steal 'em.

And it is.

And it would take nitro to move Robin's Ferrari.

And it's rather stupid, considering his N.I.A. clearance...

And maybe I'm even vulnerable.

And maybe that's not a navy patrol boat [ Together] Off Kahoolawe.

And me?

And of course, nothing would match what Cooly was saying.

And others who came before him.

And perhaps you're just a beautiful woman who knows how to use flattery on a man.

And shove that Robin Masters paperback in his ear.

And since there was nothing I could do for them, I decided to do the best thing for me

And since you're the only one who's doing anything about it, I'm sticking with you.

And spent the rest of the night at Rick's setting things up.

And thanks again, Ensign.

And that bit of gold and jade hanging round your neck,

And that I'd infringed.

And that means he'll sleep well. What have we got?

And that meant a flight out of Honolulu.

And that meant that that Dan and I got to fly out all by ourselves.

And that's okay as long as I'm the only one who's hurt.

And the brigadier and his boys did what they had to do.

And the cute little way she apologized for her hands being dirty.

And the only person on this island who wants to find Dan's killer more than you is me.

And the questioning of prisoners, the results were undeniably successful,

And the rest of them would just rather pay me to take care of them.

And the Soul of Sung?

And them with their crazy little imaginations...

And then I had no way of reaching him in time if there was any left.

And then we can run into Waikiki and we'll have a nice lunch, okay?

And then you can be with me.

And there's a big difference in my book. I'm not 1 00% sure this guy's part of the I.R.A.

And there's a guy upstairs in my office waiting since 11:00.

And therefore it should be so to you too.

And wait.

And watch his eyes. He blinks before he strikes.

And what if there is? I thought you could entice them away from the desk.

And what, pray tell, are you doing with this one?

And what, pray tell, are you doing with this one? He has agreed to be my protector.

And when I do, you can kiss those gold stripes...

And won't be back for another week.

And you guys come back with a surface analysis?

And you know that when I want something, I go after it until I get it.

And you were supposed to land and give him a hand, T.C.

Another one already? Your life must read like one of Robin Masters's novels.

Any me mates about? Not yet.

Any questions?

Anything else you want to know, there's a tour guide back there somewhere.

Anything he wants, Rick, it's on me.

Anyway, ever since we got the Gauguin, Higgins

Anyway, Folkes and his men have been remarkably successful...

Anyway, it got him killed.

Anyway, like they said,

Anyway, look, I know you'd rather not talk about it. No. No. I'm all right. Really.

Anyway, none of them are what they seem to be on the surface, are they?

Anyway, Robin Masters called last night from Paris.

Anyway, she couldn't risk anyone knowing that the vase inside the box wasn't the real Soul of Sung.

Apollo, [ Dogs Growling ]

Apollo?

Apollo? Hi, guys.

Are they dead? Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Are you all right, Tom?

Are you all right? You sound like my dog that time she got hit by the pineapple truck.

Are you better sailors? More dedicated officers?

Are you stealing Robin's car?

Are you sure it's Sung? Yes.

As a matter of fact, I was watching a news report about my former commander on the telly.

As a symbol, the Chinese Communists and Nationalists would both give millions for it.

As an art object, perhaps 1 00,000.

As did my father and 1 0 others in the family.

As far as you're concerned, this case is closed.

As General Folkes disclosed the capture of two top I.R.A. leaders,

As I told you before, you had no need to know. No need to know. Terrific.

As long as you're staying here,

As soon as he returns it, I shall tell him that his Gauguin is now safe,

As you can see, I survived. So did Dan. Until last week.

Assuming that you're telling the truth,

At Easter in Yellowstone it was a forest ranger.

At least Huggins let us go.

At least it was on Kauai... with Mai Ling.

At least they didn't have guns.

At least we're cutting down on the size of the crowd.

At least, Mai Ling, you'll be safe in the main house.

At the Imperial War Records section of the Japanese Navy.

Aw! Well, no, suh, massa, suh.

Be at the state capitol building by 3:00, and she'll approach you.

Be my guest.

Beat the other fellow.

Became a major force overnight.

Because [ Exhales ]

Because he wired me in Tokyo to pick him up at the airport.

Because I didn't assign him anything that would take him beyond the main gate.

Because some terrorists that my unit had captured are coming up for trial.

Because you didn't say something didn't happen to it. T.C.,

Because you look very handsome in uniform.

Beer or whiskey? Actually we don't want anything to drink.

Before the headmaster flies in tomorrow.

Behind those trees. Uh, put her down. I'll jump.

Belfast? I'll bet you were glad to get out of there.

Believe me, I'd know. No, you wouldn't.

Believe me, Linda. There's nothing in there but the fish.

Believe me, no one is going to make an attempt on the brigadier's life while he's in my bailiwick.

Besides the bathroom, that I can go without fear of my life.

Besides, I just wanna get some sun after flying all night and being subjected to a body search.

Bet you're just coming back from a case. I can't wait to hear all about it.

Between here and Kahoolawe. T.C.?

Blink or something?

Blood red. Oh, what a bloody shame.

Body search?

Body search? Higgins?

Boy, they've really outdone themselves this time.

Boy, you really beat all Linda, come here.

Brahda.

Brigadier Folkes is a guest of Robin Masters. Those men are his security personnel.

Brigadier General Alistair Folkes has graciously invited all of Robert Masters's guests to dine with him tonight.

Brought about the mass arrest of dozens of suspected I.R.A. terrorists.

Bucks? No, pesos. They bet pesos in Hawaii.

Bucks? Pounds.

But after covering every foot of it, I found nothing.

But after the initial couple of minutes, I got used to it.

But at least I can tell Mr. Masters we have the original back.

But by then, the fake had been shipped here.

But don't come in here and start telling me how I should take care of them.

But he left it in my care. I am responsible for it.

But he's hoping you won't.

But her lines would fool anybody from a distance. That's gotta be La Bull.

But how much trouble could I get into protecting her and a little vase?

But I accept.

But I also know that Dan Cook was in Tokyo on official business,

But I can't believe that you think it's worth...

But I could guess.

But I couldn't lie to Alice about that any more than I could lie to myself.

But I didn't go through with it. When it came right down to it,

But I do know you lied to Higgins about the seal.

But I gotta pick up a buddy flying in from Tokyo.

But I had to warn Higgins that a tong warrior might show up to bust his ribs,

But I knew La Bull wasn't on it.

But I spotted them headed south toward the Big Island.

But I was never so scared in my whole life.

But I wasn't looking for Roxanne. I was looking for Linda, and I found her,

But I'm afraid he was right. We were committing a crime.

But I'm hoping it'll be rather different here.

But I've done funnier.

But if he'd contracted the security fever, he might try something fancy and take an alternate route.

But if I nail him for killing my friend

But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave.

But if they do come in, I'll be sure to tell them you had to leave... abruptly.

But it was so blurred, it would take a miracle to recognize him.

But it's the only thing that makes sense.

But maybe you should talk to them.

But my friend in there has a couple of busted ribs and a cracked head, [ Vehicle Approaching ]

But not to follow you.

But odds are they contained cocaine.

But of what, Lieutenant? I don't read Japanese.

But once if just once

But one of these routine cases had somehow gotten Dan killed.

But our headmaster phoned, and he's coming in...

But she is unbelievably talented, and I'd do anything to see her go.

But T.C. was gonna start in on Mai Ling again, and I didn't want to hear it.

But that other part of him, that navy part of him,

But that would only bring the police and involve the girls,

But the thought of you protecting a beautiful woman, you must admit

But then, some people don't have to talk.

But there's a malihini Pake at number three.

But they didn't want me to find Linda, so they gave me all these false leads.

But this time I was stumped.

But this timing is lousy.

But to me, it's poetic justice.

But to me.

But ways to shorten my life expectancy. ??[ Christmas Instrumental ]

But we do not want a repeat of the Mountbatten affair in our own backyard.

But we left them with Linda at the emergency center just to be sure.

But we'll never find out if somebody doesn't challenge them.

But what about this guy's background? I mean, how long's he been in the Islands?

But you can't let a petty jealousy interfere

But you canceled that deal. I told you.

But you know what Houdini used to say about safes, don't you?

But you sure ticked him off.

But, in all the years I've known you, Tom, I've never asked you to be my big brother.

But, three French stews? Come on. What would you do?

But, uh, when he saw the Ferrari, he'd forgive me.

But, you know, I'm a small operation. That's okay.

By dawn, the police had sent copies of the blowup to all the airlines.

By killing Folkes. Now, why didn't you tell me that this morning?

By who? The man with the tattoo?

Bye, Ho.

Can I still use the kitchen? For now.

Can we go to one of your local hangouts so I can meet those crazy characters you deal with?

Can you believe him?

Can't do that, Lieutenant.

Can't do that. Why not?

Can't you stall them?

Captain Cooly treated Lieutenant Cook like some wet behind the ears ensign.

Captain Cooly was called in to investigate.

Captain Cooly would like to see you right away, sir.

Captain Cooly wouldn't give him anything big.

Captain Cooly, look. I realize that you never liked Dan or me,

Captain Cooly. What, now? Yes, sir.

Captain Cooly. Who got the two of you appointed to Annapolis?

Captain J. Cooly.

Captain Walt Connors, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.

Case. T.C., are they still anchored off Kahoolawe?

Chinese dude about my size? [ Laughs ]

Chinese dude, Rick's size, late 20s.

Ciao.

Come along, Mai Ling. Dinner is on Higgins tonight.

Come in.

Come on, Alice. The admiral will outlive us both.

Come on, buddy. Come on

Come on, buddy. This is serious.

Come on, Higgins. Lay off Orville.

Come on, Hooker. Give it to 'im straight. I wanna get outta here and get somethin' to eat.

Come on, Magnum. That's really reaching. Don't you think?

Come on, man. You're coming, do it now!

Come on, Nancy. He won't be able to do anything.

Come on, T.C. She hired me to protect the vase.

Come on, T.C. What did I do? What did you do?

Come on.

Come on. Drink your wine. Life goes on.

Come on. It's worth too much.

Come on. Let's get this thing going. They'll never catch us in this.

Come, lads.

Contempt for a whole race of people, not just now, but for the past 300 years.

Control myself? How could you throw that painting away? Linda

Could have got him past any custom check in the free world.

Could it have been her son's plane?

Course, I have been known to give him an idea or two, you know, whenever he gets stuck.

Course, if you can change the world, I'd be happy to go along with you.

Cousin Ho will contact us here if he's still alive.

Cousin Ho?

Dad could have handled that.

Dad never called.

Dad was officially informed by Captain Cooly...

Damn, Tom. It wasn't so different for us at one time, or did you forget?

Dan and Alice. just

Dan Cook and I ate, played, worked and damn near died together.

Dan Cook was in Tokyo on a navy investigation,

Dan Cook was murdered, and I'm gonna prove it.

Dan wrote her a nice letter saying he'd check it out with the officer investigating the wreckage.

Dan. Yeah, Dan.

Dan's case file would get me Cooly. And Cooly would get me La Bull.

Dan's death had to be connected to some case he was investigating.

Dan's dog tags.

Darlene probably fed them gumdrops.

Darlene.

Dead, all he could do was turn my stomach.

Declared missing in action on December 7, 1 94 1.

Diamond Head is a dead volcano.

Did Captain Cooly tell you that?

Did you find anything? No. Nothing.

Did you fly in with your friend?

Did you just fly some people to Kauai?

Did you know about the possibility of an attempt on his life before this evening?

Didn't have enough car to catch me, so I started worrying about wrecking the Ferrari.

Didn't I? No. The only thing you said...

Didn't mean to pry.

Directly, yes. But you know the score, Magnum.

Disturb me? No. Why?

Do I what? Have to fly into the sun?

Do me a favor, will ya, Rick? You want a make on the catamaran.

Do not lie to me.

Do you know the temperature today at Great Lakes, Seaman Wolfe? No, sir.

Do you know the temperature today in Honolulu, Seaman Wolfe?

Do you remember Miss Booton's boyfriend?

Do you take pictures of them? Hmph. Not good ones, I'll wager.

Do you think that could be important? Well, it could prove...

Do you think you'll do any "detectiving" while I'm here? "Detectiving"?

Does my driving bother you? No.

Does the admiral have to be informed of... all the details, sir?

Doesn't everybody?

Doesn't fit. It does in my book.

Dollars or pounds?

Don't ask me how. I just knew it.

Don't bet on it.

Don't even go near it. [ Dogs Chomping ]

Don't even think it.

Don't ever touch that painting again, ever.

Don't get cute, Orville.

Don't go too far. This won't take long. Well,

Don't look at the dogs, work the lock.

Don't look at the elevator. Work the lock.

Don't push, Magnum. I'm only doing this because, as you put it, I owe you one.

Don't ruin my whiskey with ice. I'm not a bloody American.

Don't shoot! It's Magnum!

Don't touch it! It's a very sensitive alarm! [ Alarm Blaring ]

Don't wait too long.

Don't worry, Higgins. I'll drive careful.

Don't worry. It's on me. [ Man #2 ] Thanks, Magnum.

Done.

Down.

Drop it. Get on to the next hole. Wait a minute, Hooker.

Due west.

During a stint in college, he was associated with a couple of radical groups.

During the war I was attached to the British Museum in Cairo for a brief stint.

Effective killing range of 300 meters. Higgins.

Eight. Homeward Angel, do you read me?

Either that or he had been smuggling coke, and that was impossible.

Eleven. He was killed two years ago in Singapore. Scuttlebutt has it she did it.

Ensign Healy, first thing in the morning, I wanna draw up a letter of recommendation.

Entice?

Entice.

Especially in you.

Especially me. Take this morning, I'm breaking into Robin Masters's estate.

Especially since I didn't know.

Even though they really didn't want me to find her.

Everything from petty vandalism in base housing to finding Admiral Matheson's missing dog.

Except, maybe, a couple beers.

Excu Excuse me!

Excuse me, but isn't this Lieutenant Daniel Cook's MG?

Excuse me, sir. Do you know how to load one of these things? No.

Excuse me, sir. Yeah.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm trying to find someone.

Excuse me. Treasures of the Dove?

Explosives? Bye.

Fares like this Nah, forget it.

Fascinating. Rest assured, sir. I've made all the necessary arrangements. Nothing has been left to chance.

Fate didn't let me down. Halfway through the files, I found it.

Fed, watered and protected.

Fifty pictures Hi.

Find out who they are and what they want.

Find Sampson, pick him up.

Find the soap? [ Alice ] Oh.! Oh, Thomas.!

Finding his killer may be of, uh, mutual benefit.

Fine, but I need a drink. What would you like? Beer? Whiskey? Bones?

Fine.

First check was to try and steal the Ferrari.

First of all, please don't be mad at the girls.

First, you will be restricted to the second floor guest quarters.

Five O, I want to report a theft.

Folkes is in charge of British land based forces in Northern Ireland for the past two years.

For 1 4 hours, he held my hand.

For all Ho ever said to me, he could be mute.

For another five, I can give you a number that'd take you right to her.

For God's sake, Alice, you don't believe what Cooly released to the press?

For God's sake, why not? Because what if it's true?

For the beer.

For the location of one Mai Ling.

For the moment.

For the next two days and nights.

For your services.

Foreign travel, nice uniform.

Forget it. I just need it tonight, 'cause I got this ebony wahine,

Forget it. What do you want, Higgins?

Forget the laps and backstroke your way over here, okay?

Four man teams. No identifying insignia.

From a grown man who spends all of his time chasing, of all things, a China doll.

From espionage to indecent exposure.

From heroin, he's expanded into guns, diamonds,

From Honolulu to San Francisco now boarding at Gate 11.

From Singapore to Yokohama, and I ain't been whipped yet.

From the expression, in a lot of pain.

From the smell, I'd guess he died sometime late Friday.

Gas money, baby. just gas money.

Gas money. What?

Gauguin. Sure I would.

Gee, I don't know. What do you think Robin will say...

Geez. I don't know. It's a little short in the sleeves.

Get cleared up quickly, then come out to the airport. Yes, sir.

Get out of my stuff. You got no right to get in my stuff. Hi

Get the hell outta there.

Get the hell outta there. There's a bomb. Bomb?

Get them out of here. It's like an oven in here.

Getting into a damn fight in a room full of Mr. Universes.

Give me that.

Global Airlines Flight 8 1 from Manilla,

Go on. Hit it. Go in the office. Miss Cook.

Go, lads!

God, I was so scared.

God, you were all so young.

Going back to their hotel was my only hope.

Gold.

Gold. Yeah. Government gold.

Good bye.

Good bye. Good bye. Have a nice trip, Brigadier.

Good night, gentlemen.

Good night, sir.

Good night, sir.

Good.

Good. He'll take it. Wrap it up. Let's go. No. Wait. I mean, I don't know, T.C.

Good. I'll have that drink now. Whiskey, if you please.

Got absorbed into his system.

Got it.

Gotcha! Gotcha. The river's 500 meters due west of your position.

Great. Thanks, buddy. I owe you one.

Guard the vase closely tonight.

Guests eventually leave. Until I do

Gumdrops?

Guys, doesn't it even strike you as a little bit funny...

Had it not been for your incredible gullibility.

Halt!

Halt. Are you Lieutenant Cook? Sir.

Han?

Hang on.

Happens to be an expert on ancient...

Harold. Uh, pilot.

Have you ever heard of the Soul of Sung?

Haven't you, sis?

Having been detained against my will.

He appeared a few years ago in the heroin trade.

He caught me by surprise. Man, I ain't never seen nothing like this boy.

He could be waiting in there to kill you once he has the painting.

He could no more smuggle coke than breathe underwater.

He didn't bother to threaten.

He didn't have to.

He died protecting that vase.

He figured taking care of the guests was his territorial prerogative...

He figured to be on the run, back to Asia, if Snow White was right.

He had a camera or some binoculars. It looked like a custom made sail.

He had a repair manual for one and a sales receipt for an auto part. I gotta catch Higgins.

He had him doing all kinds of things. Checking out footlocker thefts,

He had in the one about the missing pieces of jade. No.

He has agreed to be my protector.

He has every right to know every damn thing that's going on here.

He has my wholehearted sympathy.

He held my hand.

He just blinked and boom. Never saw him move.

He kind of runs the place he's really tightened security.

He may have been punched in the stomach.

He may want them to die. No.

He never would've sold the painting if he'd thought he actually had to give it up.

He really appreciates your help. Dobey.

He received your cable saying that I had passed the first test.

He said he had them locked up in a place where the temperature...

He said he was looking for a Hawaiian hanging out with a blonde chick.

He said he was on an important case. He wanted my help.

He said noon, and it was already 2:00.

He said they're easier to break out of than into.

He said three French stews would be in for the weekend, and would I ask Higgins to show them Hawaii?

He seemed like a real nice guy, but he wasn't a close friend.

He takes his job much too seriously.

He told me to meet this woman at the state capitol building, which is what I did.

He took the girls, and he said if he didn't get the Gauguin back

He was a fellow officer, and somebody killed him.

He was a friend. He wouldn't smuggle cocaine.

He was always on the old man's list, and I wasn't about to make it by association,

He was closer to me than a brother, and I'm telling you he wasn't a coke runner.

He was here. Close. I could feel him.

He was iced with 1 0 ounces of coke.

He was in Tokyo on an N.I.A. investigation.

He was military commander of Van Dong Province during the war.

He was my brother. He was not a smuggler.

He was presumably shot down by Zeroes. His plane was never found.

He was smuggling for some small time dealer...

He was such a good friend. Thank you.

He was waiting with a gun last night when we got back to the room.

He wasn't in Tokyo on an N.I.A. investigation...

He wasn't there that long.

He wasn't working on any drug cases? Anything big?

He would've blown it higher than a Chinese firecracker.

He would've have blown it higher than a Chinese firecracker.

He'll be here in a while. A while? And what's a while?

He's a big, Hawaiian lifeguard type. He might've picked her up here.

He's a hit man.

He's a meshuggener. Give it back to him. You're crazy.

He's been that way since 'Nam. He's Happens all of a sudden.

He's in your Islands, your territory, and you haven't stopped him?

He's not here to compete in my specialty.

He's probably trying to cop a couple of shots of Farrah Fawcett sunbathing in the buff.

He's sort of the majordomo around here.

He's the one flying in tomorrow.

He's your protect

He's your protect [ Laughs ]

Healy was right. Captain Cooly had assigned Dan the dregs.

Helicopter, sir.

Hell, no. The reason I'm here...

Hell, she was just trying to protect you.

Hell, the other day at the airport, you were acting as if it hadn't happened. You're confused.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? [ Mumbling ] Hello.

Hello. Hey, Moki.

Her father taught her. Her husband.

Her name is Linda Booton, and I have to find her...

Her son had been flying secret cargo from Manila to Hickam.

Her Uncle Ho was in the shop.

Here are the extra towels I thought you might need. Sorry about all the confusion.

Here they come. Man, here they come.

Here. Look. You see this?

Hey, cool it, Higgins. I told you the plan was our idea.

Hey, driver. How much to Diamond Head, huh?

Hey, Duffy.! Long time, no see. When'd you dock?

Hey, fellas, we didn't mean any offense.

Hey, he's taking the freeway.

Hey, Higgins, here's a little something for your trouble.

Hey, I didn't see these windows from out there.

Hey, I thought the sign outside said ""Rick's''?

Hey, L.S.U., buy you a beer?

Hey, Linda, come on. I'm a good, honest person.

Hey, look. That estate you're on there is notorious for its weekend guests.

Hey, man. I'm sorry. Any time you wanna use this jacket, just feel free to ask me.

Hey, Sam? Your name really Sam?

Hey, so you owe me one.

Hey, T.C., come on back.

Hey, they're waving us off. Keep going.

Hey, Thomas, I like her. She's got it upstairs.

Hey, Thomas, they've got some pretty heavyweight students enrolled in here.

Hey, Thomas, you sure you don't want to let the Coast Guard in on this?

Hey, Thomas. Don't be no hero, man.

Hey, will you take it easy? I told Sarducci it'd come back like it left.

Hey, your name ain't Rick? just spin 'em, Sam. just keep on spinning 'em.

Hey!

Hi there. I wonder if you can help me.

Hi, guy. You speak English, hmm?

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. [ Grunts ]

Hi, guys. Higgins!

Hi, guys. Magnum, you're late again.

Hi, Higgins. Look, when you're through with the Audi I can start on the Ferrari. How original.

Hi, Ho.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Mandy. This is Suzie. You must be the private eye that Robin told us about.

Hi. My shift in the bedroom, Magnum?

Hi. You here for the weekend? Hi.

Higgins [ Linda ] Can't you drive any faster?

Higgins and I do this all the time.

Higgins is letting us move back in today. It's just my luck.

Higgins was out, so I answered.

Higgins was trying to tell me something. It was coming across loud and clear.

Higgins would have picked a number that he was familiar with, like the address.

Higgins, first we make sure the girls are safe,

Higgins, how well do you know the brigadier?

Higgins, I don't want to have to get into this again with you.

Higgins, I'd take the photo to Rick's, but Alice and I The car.

Higgins, that is my camera. It's Robin's camera, not yours.

Higgins, that's a Gauguin. Yes.

Higgins, the wine cellar is one of the few places left on the estate,

Higgins, this is awful. I told you it was too out of focus to enlarge.

Higgins, we really do need that fake Gauguin. This is an emergency.

Higgins, who painted this? Gauguin. Don't touch it!

Higgins, you developed my film. These pictures are evidence in a divor

Higgins, you yo yo.

Higgins! [ Gunshot ]

Higgins?

Higgins.

Higgins. Higgins.

Higgins.!

Higgins.!

Higgins.!

Higgins.! Higgins.!

Higgins.! Higgins.!

Higgins's job is to see that they're well bedded,

Hippies have seen to that. The most we could expect was to share in a little glory...

His being dead doesn't change that, no matter whose son he is.

Hmm.

Ho?

Ho?

Homeward Angel, do you read me?

Homeward Angel, do you read me?

Homeward Angel. Homeward Angel, do you read me?

Homeward Angel. Homeward Angel, do you read me?

Honest.

Hooker, what did you really dig up on Sampson?

Houdini.

How 'bout just a glass of orange juice or something? Orange juice is three dollars.

How about a license number or a telephone number she might've called,

How about a walk on the beach before lunch, Mai Ling?

How could I pay for a totaled 60,000 buck Ferrari?

How did he get that car? I said pull over, driver.

How did you get it? By watching you open the safe.

How did you know I had the duty? Captain Cooly told me.

How do you explain the fact that he had bruises on his stomach lining?

How do you know this navy officer was murdered?

How many people do you know that had a dog that was hit by a pineapple truck?

How? Madame Nu Trang and I are,

How'd you ever find her?

How's that sound? That's just fine.

How's your swim? Good.

Huh? A fare to Kauai.

Huh? Uh, Miss Linda Booton.

Huh.

I also prefer to be asked.

I always do when I'm riding around with a lunatic.

I always knew you could shoot, but where'd you get this gun, Orville?

I am not an intruder. I'm a guest.

I am so unlike the person you are seeing right now.

I am talk I am talking about all this cloak and dagger stuff.

I am trying to tell this man

I appreciate that. [ Chuckles ] Aren't you getting wet?

I assume you do that sort of thing.

I beg your pardon. I'm not your brother.

I bet it's very exciting. [ Phone Ringing ]

I bet that's what they said about Mount St. Helens.

I bet you've seen quite a lot of action in your career.

I came aboard a couple weeks before you left, remember?

I can make it. I can make it. Take him. I'll cover.

I can trust no one outside the family.

I can use finishing my breakfast in peace.

I can't believe I'm letting him do this.

I can't imagine your being responsible for anything

I can't open the safe until you leave the room. It would be a breach of security.

I can't start the car till I clear the alarm.

I could've had that for nothing.

I couldn't give him back the original.

I did not say it. My father said it. Tom, look.

I didn't expect you until this afternoon.

I didn't feel sorry for him, but I did wish he were still alive.

I didn't have all the facts, but I had enough to figure that La Bull killed Dan.

I didn't know her boyfriend was meeting her.

I didn't know it was him until it was too late.

I didn't know Lieutenant Cook all that well.

I didn't know what I could do to help. Maybe just hold her hand.

I didn't save her either. Look. She did what she had to do,

I didn't steal it. I got it surplus.

I didn't take that photograph. I merely printed and delivered it.

I didn't think she wanted to sleep with me.

I do believe it's a prerogative to vacation where he pleases.

I don't believe this is happening! Now wait. Calm down.

I don't believe this place. It's amazing.

I don't believe you said that.

I don't buy that. There's gotta be more.

I don't care if it's upside down. It's not to be touched.

I don't care what that's worth in cash,

I don't care who the hell they are. They got no right to search my stuff.

I don't care. They ain't here.

I don't do that, but goodwill doesn't keep the finance companies and the landlords off my back.

I don't even remember. Which carrier was that, Thomas?

I don't give a damn what's in the report!

I don't know that. I saw the autopsy report.

I don't know what you did to your C.O., son,

I don't know whether there was a Sung vase in that box or not,

I don't know why I was convinced there had to be more to him than Hooker and Dobey had turned up.

I don't know. Let's find out. Hey, Thomas, Rick.

I don't know. Maybe.

I don't suppose either of you have ever been there, have you? [ Suzie ] No. No, I haven't.

I don't tell you many things.

I don't think he planned on the packets bursting.

I don't think I ever thanked him for that.

I don't think I know him. Of course, it's hard to tell from this.

I don't think I like what you're implying.

I don't think it's safe to leave you in this part of town, T.C.

I don't think we'll find La Bull in the U.S. Navy.

I don't think you're gonna find a lady in there.

I don't want you to think I was scared or anything.

I don't whip off my glasses and run into the phone booth, if that's what you mean.

I feel like I parachuted into East Berlin.

I figured it'd take the two of you half that to make captain.

I give you a possible lead that should demand a triple star rundown,

I got it.

I got this date with this fine flight attendant comin' in here,

I gotta pick him up. If I go through Hickam's main gate,

I guess in that case you're entitled to half your money back. Nah.

I guess it's okay.

I had a long night ahead of me, but, then, so did Higgins.