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Tim Robinson in "I Think You Should Leave" promotional art, highlighting the show's unique comedy style on Netflix.

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (2019) - Season 1

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is a hilarious sketch comedy series that premiered on Netflix in 2019. Created by and starring Tim Robinson, the show features a talented cast of comedians and actors who bring to life a series of absurd and outrageous sketches that will leave you in fits of laughter.

The cast of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is a fantastic ensemble of comedic talent. Alongside Tim Robinson, the show features appearances from several notable comedians including Sam Richardson, Will Forte, Cecily Strong, and Kate Berlant. These actors bring their unique comedic skills to each sketch, creating memorable and side-splitting characters that will have you quoting lines for days.

Season 1 of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson introduces us to a world of bizarre scenarios and peculiar characters. From a ghost tour guide who refuses to admit he's a ghost to a group of people who become obsessed with the idea of a "hot dog car," each sketch takes a simple premise and twists it into something hilariously absurd. The show often plays with our expectations, taking familiar situations and adding unexpected and outrageous elements that catch us off guard and have us laughing hysterically.

One of the standout sketches from Season 1 is "Baby of the Year." In this sketch, Tim Robinson plays a man who attends a baby beauty pageant with his girlfriend. However, things quickly spiral out of control when the couple's baby ends up accidentally winning the competition. The sketch becomes a chaotic and increasingly ridiculous sequence as the couple desperately tries to maintain the illusion that their baby is the rightful winner. The sheer absurdity of the situation, coupled with Tim Robinson's impeccable comedic timing, makes this sketch an instant classic.

Another memorable sketch from the season is "The Focus Group." In this sketch, Tim Robinson plays a man who is invited to participate in a focus group for a new car commercial. However, as the focus group progresses, it becomes clear that the other participants are less interested in providing feedback and more interested in revealing their odd and unusual habits. The sketch escalates into a frenzy of bizarre confessions and uncomfortable moments, leaving both the characters and the audience in a state of bewilderment and laughter.

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is a testament to the power of sketch comedy done right. Each sketch is tightly written, expertly performed, and packed with comedic gold. The show's ability to take everyday situations and transform them into hilarious and outlandish scenarios is a testament to Tim Robinson's comedic genius.

If you're in need of a good laugh, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson is the perfect show for you. Season 1 is a masterclass in sketch comedy, combining clever writing, brilliant performances, and moments of pure comedic brilliance. With its talented cast and hilarious sketches, this show will have you laughing out loud and eagerly awaiting the next episode.

You can enjoy the sounds of I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson by playing and downloading them here. Prepare to be entertained by the absurdity and comedic brilliance that this show has to offer!

A baby on a seven hour flight.
A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving.
A great steering wheel
A guy who tried to kill Jim Davis.
A hit and run is a felony.
A hot dip or something.
A hot dip?
A man is rushed in 'cause he was in a car accident,
A receipt from Home Depot
Absolutely fucked us.
Admit it yourself that you suck.
Ah!
Airline seats?
All alone.
All great, but I ask you this.
All right, Charlie,
All right, Colleen, you have control of the board.
All right, I guess this is a musician.
All right, I'm gonna...
All right, judges, do you need more time?
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
All right, let's play.
All right, maybe we should lay off Paul.
All right, Paul, you have control of the board.
All right, sir, look,
All right, Team One, you're up.
All right, that... That's it.
All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.
All right, you two, get to class. The bell already rang.
All right! [laughs]
All right? My buddy Ray, his parents are out of town.
All right? We all do it.
All right.
All the ones with the meat and cheese,
And a dog bites them, the dog gets put down...
And as much as you have been saying...
And bring snacks so it feels like a real party.
And cake batter back in my penis?
And change your life today.
And completely flat back of the head.
And everyone ices me?
And friendship in a... In a tradition... In a tradition.
And get back to the things you've always wanted to do.
And he has a metal bolt through his head,
And he insulted your intelligence.
And he says, "Help him! You got to help him!"
And he would have been so happy to see all of you here today.
And he's gonna take care of catering for the whole thing.
And he's the same size as you and I.
And heard pounding on the door.
And here comes a dog trying to bite me.
And how it's all I talk about. But you know what you didn't say?
And I appreciate you taking the time to meet with me.
And I genuinely like the gifts.
And I miss my family photo tonight.
And I read the e mail that you wrote when you were drunk.
And I said I would get wrist cancer from it.
And I vowed from that day forward that I would devote the rest of my life
And I was worried you were gonna get cold.
And I'll make sure the kids don't either.
And I'll never forget when I woke up at 3 a.m.,
And I'll play her on.
And I'm now seeing that he brought his own much larger organ.
And if he was lying about something as simple
And if we're lucky,
And it is totally in your Q zone, all right?
And it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk.
And it will show a dollar amount.
And it's about a big baby duck
And it's too bad we can't figure it out 'cause nobody has video or anything.
And Jacob doesn't touch it!
And jerked you off until nothing came out,
And jumping over the couches.
And just say like, "Hey, stop that."
And leave their wet bodies on the side of the road.
And my song never came on.
And not have a big old mud pie on the bottom of your butt.
And now it's causing a fight.
And now to sing a song, the son of the deceased.
And now you can't take a dump in your house
And now you don't need to.
And now, here we are...
And now, I will exact my revenge.
And one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you
And raise the kids until they're out of the house,
And rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?
And Santa and all his elves must have worked so hard on it,
And says that the restaurant has this rule.
And she didn't even take a bite.
And that is why this is so tough...
And that song is rockin', baby.
And that was my dad, you know?
And the bad boy of the competition, Bart Harley Jarvis.
And the life in our next world, in the ever after.
And the wear and tear was wrecking my regular shirts.
And then I ate the receipt,
And then if we have any money left over
And then mini pizzas,
And then the minute you sit down, he comes over
And then they gave it to us early.
And then they get really serious and say, "It's Turbo time!"
And then you hear a bunch of yelling,
And then you touched the receipt,
And there ain't shit he could do about it.
And there's a lot of other stuff, too.
And there's spaces between each of the words.
And they both start running around the house as fast as they can
And they reek.
And thinking it's cool, TC Tuggers.
And tried to make it up to you by buying you the entire dessert menu.
And way louder.
And we need your help.
And when you go in there to help him,
And why would it be wearing that little blue shirt?
And with a cold front moving in from the northeast, it's going
And you all never bothered to learn my name.
And you all shit yourselves laughing.
And you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp,
And you feel sick to your stomach!
And you got mud pie on your hands,
And you hear a bunch of scrounging around,
And you just go ahead and call out features
And you know what?
And you people are very rude. Listen, let's get out of here.
And you think I'd miss the seasons...
And, more important, fleets of bone cars.
And, more important, fleets of bone cars.
And... go.
Any other ideas?
Are just kind of like nothing, so it's fine.
Are we even gonna get anything now?
Are you choking?
Are you enjoying everything?
Are you going on a vacation, too?
Are you kidding me?
Are you saying that your dog has blue balls now?
Are you serious? Firefighter pugs?
As grabbing too small a slice,
At first glance, he appears to be a normal horse.
At Laser Spine Specialists,
Attaboy! That's good bone crushing.
Awesome.
Babe, we were just talking about
Baby Fubbins is also 90th percentile in weight.
Baby Porkins is 99th percentile
Bae."
Barry fell into the china cabinet!
Barry just palmed the dip.
Barry, can I talk to you for a second?
Beautiful motorcycle!
Beautiful words, Kyle. Your father would have been so proud.
Because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins
Because I know that's a service dog.
Because I was asking questions?
Because of you, I was too tired to do anything funny!
Because the doctors are too busy
Because they're supposed to be celebrities everyone knows.
Because this guy keep farting.
Because we have a rule here that if you order nachos to share...
Because you are a boy.
Because, like, the people are, like, already dead.
Bigger than a horse's?
Billy as in me, or Billy as in him?
Bonies are slaughtering humans by the millions,
Boo caught me sleeping."
Bottom line is, no one's gonna get in trouble,
Bozo did the dub.
Bozo did... what?
Bozo is, not a guy.
Bozo is. That's Bozo's voice.
Broken.
Brother, I love you,
Brown pie in my undies, make it look like I shit my pants?
Brown pudding in my shoes,
But first, I do want to say, just for anyone who's concerned...
But he bleeds out in the waiting room
But he was also a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour.
But I can't watch you do this to yourself anymore.
But I don't think the dog should get put down,
But I got to say, I love it.
But I guess if that's a rule, thanks.
But I make hundreds...
But I will not respect you,
But I'm afraid our gracious host didn't wipe properly.
But I'm horny!
But I'm not mad, 'cause we're all loads of beef,
But I've got a plan.
But if Melissa doesn't get sick,
But if we're actually his friends, we have to do this intervention.
But most of the time, I don't.
But TC Tuggers has this little knob on the front
But then the next day, you went into the bathroom,
But then you saw in the trash
But this has that knob,
But we've narrowed it down
But what if you don't have 52 weeks? You need to be bald right now.
But when the guys show up,
But when you try and jump in, they yell at you and they say,
But with a joke hole that's just for farts!
But you check his undercarriage,
But you have to relax!
But you know what? Sometimes I do,
But you like it?
But you're in too deep.
But you're tired of living a lie.
But you're wearing an actual hot dog costume.
But, like, a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.
Bye, Brandon.
Bye, Claire.
Cake batter in my pants, and make it look like I cum in my pants?
Call Laser Spine Specialists for your no cost MRI review
Call Laser Spine Specialists today
Call me right now, please.
Calm down, they're old ones. They don't stay babies forever, idiot.
Can give you a new lease on life.
Can I have some gazpacho soup?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you help me out or not?
Can't believe Corporate actually listened to our request.
Can't you just say the restaurant has a rule?
Charlie, all I want you to do is remember which hand the ball is in.
Charlie, we're gonna do just a quick sobriety test.
Cheers!
Chunky eats your points and he gets very mad.
Chunky, the mouth on the... Don't come over by me!
Coach is so much nicer on international flights.
Colleen, you're up first. Pick a square on the board.
Come here, you little fuck!
Come on in.
Come on, hurry up!
Come on, it's got a little house in it.
Come on. I'm gonna get you over my head like a big boy.
Come out.Β I want my treasure chest.
Confidence is not your strong suit, neither is your suit suit.
Cool, all right.
Cool. All right.
Could win it even without the oral.
Could you excuse me for a second?
Crap dang it, this sucks!
Dad! What the hell?
Dang it.
Dawn chips, Pat pop, and...
Did he ask you to come over and say that about the nachos?
Did you ask him to come over here and say that?
Did you ask him to say that?
Didn't you stick up for yourself,
Do they come in other styles?
Does that count as what I get for Christmas as my gift?
Don't break his fricking laptop!
Don't break his laptop. That's expensive.
Don't give it to Johnny. Hold on!
Don't let it lay an egg!
Don't listen to him, he tricked me too.
Don't start this with me, Robbie.
Don't swear!
Don't worry about it at all."
Don't you dare! Don't you fucking touch it!
Don't you remember how we listened to his whole album
Donald might look like a hot dog,
Down the hatch, bon appΓ©tit.
Drunk little bitch, you make me sick.
Drunk off your ass,
Dude, I am such a big fan of his Angels and Archways clothing.
Dumb piece of shit!
Each one balder than the last.
Every 17 hours, replace your hairpiece with the next most bald one.
Everybody, let's get out of here.
Everybody's going to party at my house.
Everyone just go back to work.
Exactly.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Fifty black slicked back hair wigs.
Fifty black slicked back hair wigs.
Fifty black slicked back hair wigs.
Figure out what you do!
Find out whoever did this, and punish him ourselves.
Fine, I'm wearing my own hat!
Fine!
Fine.
Five hundred dollars.
Follow my lead in G.
For $200, I could probably get 50 Stanzo brand fedoras.
For $200, I could probably get a thousand plastic meatballs.
For a toilet the exact same size as yours,
For agreeing to be part of this focus group.
For me to tell about the oral.
For my whole family and they laughed at me.
For the same price, we can get you bald in one day
Fourth row, four down.
From Luverne, North Dakota,
From Salisbury, North Carolina, Michael Patrick Porkins.
Fuck that. Probably got no games.
Fuck you, Harley Jarvis!
Fully furnished!
Get her out! Goddamn it!
Get in that random hot dog car...
Get off me, man.
Get ready to be embarrassed.
Get... him... out of here!
Getting our butts sucked by flies."
Give him a round of applause. It's Charlie.
Give it up for him.
Give me back the gift receipt.
Go around.
God, I'm so full.
God.
Going to the movies together, traveling, playing sports.
Gonna miss you, Dad.
Good evening.
Good night, sweetie. Love you.
Good. That sounds like a good idea, yeah.
Great.
Guys... I just looked it up.
Ha! Is that what they mean by "hung like a horse"?
Happy birthday, Jacob.
Has gotten everyone a little too excited.
Has that ever happened to you?!
Has this ever happened to you?
Have you been the victim of unfair treatment by a business or a corporation?
Have you guys ever seen Bozo Dubbed Over?
Have you guys seen that YouTube video
Have you seen it? It's hilarious.
Have you seen it? It's hilarious.
He always had time for his kids.
He and Dane are buddies.
He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone
He brought you on stage,
He came in, he pushed me around.
He can hit the high C all night long.
He carries a club made of lava.
He did panels with Paul Julian,
He didn't trick me. I am a star. Nobody tricked me.
He embarrassed you.
He forgot that he didn't live here anymore.
He goes, "Hey,Β  where's the Garfield treasure chest?"
He has a tequila, silver fox...
He just pulls it out easily and laughs 'cause his foot wasn't stuck.
He loves to lie.
He made fun of how you look, and you did nothing.
He may be weird, but at least he didn't beat up Matt Simms
He played the alto sax with the kink in it.
He pushed my hand in there.
He said it works great.
He thinks so.
He was king of the tuk tuk sound.
He was one of the Eight Balls in Mookie Kramer and the Eight Balls.
He was trying to hump your head.
He works at the tobacco shop my mom buys cigars at.
He's 15 feet tall and he has bones the size of tree trunks.
He's been rude to me his whole life!
He's doing the dub.
He's eating your points.
He's gobbling up your points.
He's gonna let us use his basement for "if you know what I mean."
He's huge!
He's Iron Man.
He's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour.
He's so comfortable in his skin.
He's the best baby.
He's trying to steal spinach dip, Barry is!
Help me, please!
Herbie can compose.
Herbie sees music in a...
Here at Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch,
Here he comes.
Here you go.
Hey, cool hair, Dave.
Hey, Dave.
Hey, honey. Having fun?
Hey, I disagree, Ron.
Hey, listen, I just got this new beat
Hey, that's my laptop. Don't touch that. Put that back.
Hey, we're a little late.
Hey! I just heard an interview of this guy!
Hey. Am I seeing you tonight?
Hi! I'm Dan Vega.
High tech.
Hilarious, right?
His drinking has really gotten out of control.
His father didn't need to do the oral."
Hold on. He's by the china cabinet.
Honey, we got to put this up on our fridge.
Hope nobody gulps us."
Hope to hear from you soon.
How can I help you?
How do you think I got this?
How I wasted all my money on the Garfield house,
How it came fully furnished.
How much money did you put in this?
How to search for it.
How we needed a new salt and pepper shaker set. Remember this?
Howie, you go first.
I actually do.
I am now sanitizing my hands. I have not gone to the bathroom yet today.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Way Future.
I better get to him before it's too late!
I came up with this game.
I can do Friday.
I can finally fight my wife's new husband, Danny Crouse.
I can finally get back to tending my garden.
I can finally lift my son over my head again.
I can lift my son over my head again,
I can play with my dog again. [dog barking]
I can spin my wife again.
I can't believe that.
I can't remember how to search it. What...
I can't wait to see everyone here.
I cannot think any good car idea
I could get my money back from Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records.
I could save your life right now. Don't eat... You can't eat that.
I criticized you for being addicted to your phone,
I did not flinch.
I didn't even know you still had that stuff.
I didn't touch a goddamn thing."
I don't have a boy dick.
I don't know if this will help you,
I don't know why I got the fucking sticker, man!
I don't know, Brandon. I shouldn't even be talking to you.
I don't know, man, I think the dog humped you.
I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I'm like,
I don't like that.
I don't think the dog that bit me should get put down.
I don't want to wreck it, but why is she even up there?
I feel like it makes more sense that a different guy is dubbing over it.
I fucking hate her. Such an idiot.
I gave you $10,000 to make me a star!
I got to go over there and sing a song.
I grew up in a small town.
I guess he did. Good one.
I guess if nobody wants this car,
I guess it's, like, a viral video where Bozo dubs over.
I had the radio tuned to that station you told me all weekend
I hate Mondays.
I hate Mondays.
I have firmly made up my mind.
I have one.
I have one.
I have to figure out what's going on.
I have to get this off my chest.
I hear you tricked one more old guy at the mall
I hope I don't jack off.
I hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom.
I hope she had a good excuse.
I hope they have good movies.
I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!
I just can't remember exactly how you type it in.
I just can't remember, like...
I just can't remember.
I just hope Lev's all right
I just want you to focus on which hand the ball is in.
I just...
I know that's protocol when a person falls
I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's.
I know what all the little things are.
I know. This is so much nicer than the old copier.
I learned to make my car a little funny.
I like it, Lev.
I like the sound of that.
I listened to the record we made and it sucks!
I love you, Mom.
I make ten times as much as you.
I mean, come on, is that even a celebrity?
I mean, I don't know about fedoras for a baby shower, though.
I mean, she's, like, unconscious.
I mean, we don't even...
I mean, yeah.
I mean, yeah. It's also in Johnny's Q zone.
I meant that Billy.
I never thought I'd ride again.
I played "Mountain River Rock"
I said Way Future, Scrooge!
I said, "Dude, back off. I don't know.
I saw how you said I spent all my money on the Jim Davis house.
I saw that.
I think I know what's in this one.
I think I'm beginning to get the hang of this.
I think it's a good idea, and I stand by.
I think maybe around $200 makes sense.
I think we covered what would happen if I farted, Jane.
I thought it was gonna be a hit!
I thought that you worked for a service or a company
I told you. I told you I was gonna embarrass you, Barry.
I took a shower last night after I took a piss and shit.
I took a video.
I took you to Chartreuse.
I tried to give you those little kisses, and you said no PDA. Remember?
I want it and I'm gonna get it.
I want my treasure chest.
I want my treasure chest. I want it!
I was 48, you were nine months.
I was here yesterday, and it actually goes both ways.
I was just trying not to use a ton of paper towel.
I was talking about the football team.
I went up there to complain about the rule.
I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins' father
I would have probably took them up on that offer of the bourbon flight.
I would like more information.
I would like to now call up Paul's daughter, Olivia.
I... I feel good about it. I hope I didn't do too much talking.
I... It's got...
I'd like to get off now.
I'd like to pick from the audience any volunteer.
I'll do it.
I'll eat the receipt to solve the problem.
I'll kill myself on live TV.
I'll never forget "
I'll show you my ticket right here.
I'll take it.
I'm afraid to say this is your intervention.
I'm back on my bike and enjoying life.
I'm back to helping out around the house again.
I'm chill. I'm just, like, such a huge fan of his music and his acting.
I'm Garfield.
I'm glad you had fun
I'm gonna beat the crap out of you.
I'm gonna cry...
I'm gonna hit you with the Hei
I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore.
I'm just gonna put all this stuff together
I'm just gonna take as many suits as I can grab,
I'm not even supposed to be here.
I'm not going to the movie.
I'm not having any fun.
I'm not popular at all!
I'm not stupid.
I'm rushed to the hospital, and there for hours,
I'm smarter than you!
I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message,
I'm sorry, but, uh...
I'm sorry, guys. It's gonna beΒ another ten, fifteen if you can hang tight?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm through, Robbie.
I'm walking up the stage.
I'm... I'm sorry, do I know you?
I've already met the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I've seen a lot of these!
If anyone asks, let's just say the babysitter was late.
If I ate the gift receipt and it didn't exist anymore.
If I didn't have to drive,
If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear.
If I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard...
If Taffy Lee Fubbins isn't the Best Baby of the Year,
If they died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear."
If two people order nachos to share...
If you don't, that mean you yourself
If you flinched at the bottle!
If you keep asking me questions, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you.
If you keep talking about the hit and run, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
If you love it as much as you say you do,
If you want to exchange it for something that's more you.
If your dog didn't try to bite the back of my hair off.
In a way.
In fact, this year, we were excited to welcome
In helping us create a brand new model.
In Memoriams don't usually include how they died.
In our horses generations ago.
In the locker room in front of everyone.
In the same pile over here, if that's cool?
In weight and 10th percentile in height.
Instead of giving someone a real smile...
Is anybody in there?
Is eating mud pie!
Is it cheese?
Is it easy to find a horse with a short peanut like this?
Is that Caleb Went?
Is that the joke?
Is that the joke?
Is that the joke...
Is that... That's a familiar face.
Is there anything you're looking forward to doing?
Is this another jazz guy?
Is this good? I said, "Sunday funday with these idiots."
Is this it?
Is this supposed to be what Bozo's thinking or saying?
Isn't your house kinda far away?
It could literally be any one of us. Ooh ooh!
It doesn't stink, it's regular water.
It has one view, and it says it was uploaded at 6:00 a.m. this morning.
It needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fucking deal.
It sure is, Dennis. They installed it this morning.
It turns out it fucking sucks!
It warmed up so much that it burned your lip?
It was 1982.
It was Jim Davis.
It was just like...
It was the same dinner that you said you don't like any PDA.
It wasn't stuck at all, he was just faking it.
It wasn't that bad.
It'll give you the Bonie's sense of humor.
It's a beautiful fall day, and you're riding with a loved one,
It's a Chunky!
It's a very nice printer, Tracy.
It's been a grueling three months,
It's called "He Layeth on High,"
It's called Wine Stomp Lady.
It's Christmas!
It's done.
It's easy. When you sign up, Wilson's will send 500 little wigs,
It's fine if you, like, don't have one.
It's going to feel like your mouth's on fire.
It's gonna be a hit,
It's gonna feel like your body's on fire.
It's got a... It's got a little house in it.
It's got...
It's hard, I know.
It's jazz legend Marcus "The Worm" Hicks.
It's just... not new.
It's my turn. My turn. Okay, let's see.
It's not a big deal.
It's not a problem!
It's not about the arrangement, kid.
It's not exactly in my Q zone, is it?
It's not that gross.
It's not this one.
It's not you, it's a rule the restaurant has
It's originals the kids want.
It's originals you want?
It's Porkins by a mile.
It's settled then. Friday.
It's so funny.
It's the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis!
It's the most comfortable, it can fit everyone. It's the perfect trap.
It's the night you gave me that Fitbit
It's the T bone steaks you eat that are gonna give you cancer."
It's the talk of the office?
It's trying to rip my hair out. What are you laughing at?
It's very cool.
It's... It's trying to bite me!
Jacob hasn't touched my gift receipt because he likes my gift.
Jacob, don't you get anywhere near that!
Jake, why not cook something?Β  Like a hot dip or something.
Jeez! You don't remember that night
Jerk your little boy dick off.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Brenda...
Jesus.
Jim Davis never owned this house.
John Ballgram.
Johnny, do "Palm Tree" for us.
Judges, do you need any more information to help with your decision?
Just all of it, pretty much.
Just do Charades.
Just don't say the name you pull out of the hat.
Just go around. I...
Just make sure no one copies their rear end.
Just take your car and get out of here.
Keep going?
Ketchup?
Killed himself.
Laura, you know this.
Let me explain something to you. If you're expecting something ice cold,
Let me in.
Let me think about it for a minute!
Let me try another.
Let us bow our heads.
Let us not forget that it's also a celebration of life.
Let's bust the fucker. [laughs]
Let's get started.
Let's hear once again from the babies' pediatrician.
Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.
Let's watch our In Memoriam segment.
Lev, what's your address?
Like Bozo the Clown?
Like I didn't just tell you I bought Jim Davis' house...
Like I was some sort of representative or something.
Like mostly just chips,
Like nothing on 'em,
Like some magazines, or a calendar, or something?
Like the animal... from the circus?
Like, don't look around, find the one with most meat,
Like, there's, like, no records of 'em.
Like, they're not even supposed to be around in the area.
Listen, I saw you had some gazpacho soup in your fridge.
Little baby toed flip flops.
Little Denny Doo Dinkins,
Little Jeffy Jeremy,
Little Taffy Lee Fubbins.
Little tuna can.
Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.
Look at porn on our computer anymore.
Look what I just posted.
Look, I Okay, I don't know why we'd make it too small.
Look, I told you, we got in a fight, and she stormed off.
Look..
Look...
Looks like you push.
Louder.
Louder.
Louder.
Make it look like I shooted diarrhea down my leg?
Make me think I'm mighty sick?
Mark...
Maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him.
Maybe we could buy a few fedoras.
Maybe we should keep thinking.
Maybe you could do it, sir.
Me! That's me! Me!
Me?
Meanwhile, where are you?
Meatball down my leg, make it look like my ball sack ripped open?
Meet Starry Night here.
Melted or cold, from the cow's udders, over time, it will grow mold.
Might fuck this whole thing up.
Mm hm.
Motorcycle with no motor?
Move in the direction of where I'm heading.
Mr. Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met.
Must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.
My belt right now, it's a studded leather belt
My condolences.
My condolences.
My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos.
My farts are long...
My farts don't sound anything like that.
My friends aren't gonna buy the crap from your mob movie.
My mistake.
Need to loosen up!
New Joe!
Nice to meet you as well.
No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud...
No matter how busy he was,
No more scamming adults into thinking they're stars.
No one's getting spanked.
No restaurant has a rule about who gets to eat what.
No space for mother in law.
No, he was just joking around. He was a funny magician.
No, he's saying what he wanted to say on the show now.
No, I eat paper all the time!
No, I mean...
No, it couldn't. You're dressed like a hot dog.
No, it just means you don't have anything rare in there.
No, it's damn near impossible.
No, just say the restaurant has a rule.
No, let's watch it.
No, that is not what happened.
No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
No, they're just, like, nothing.
No, what the fuck are you doing? This is Caleb fucking Went. Just sit down.
No, yeah, the style is just... Is just basically this.
No, you were great.
No, your fricking babysitter idea got me in huge trouble.
No.
No.
No.
No...
Nobody likes your house anyway.
Nobody should feel sad at all.
Nobody wants a thousand plastic meatballs!