Ahh. Mmm.
And from there he was taking a private plane to Vancouver.
And here's one for Bill. And for Karen.
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage..
And if you would like, Lt. Huff, I will speak to the mayor... a golfing chum of mine..
And maybe I'll just tell him that you've hit into a water hazard...
And the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
And the waiter said, You must try it. It's a delicacy
And they had to stab her with a sword.
And watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes heatin' my fuckin' house! Oh!
And why? Let's be honest
Aye aye aye aye aye aye! [Making Noises]
Back to you, Karen.
Because they're afraid the world will find out...
But don't eat the penis: it's just garnish.
But I have had enough!
But there's just one little problem.
But, you see, everything always came so damn easy for you.
Cocksucker.
Don't you think it's gone on long enough?
Every time you guys yell and scream at each other, it is my problem, Mom.
Excuse me, but I am not one of your patients
From running for ten hundred fuckin'miles because there was no fuckin'car waiting for me.!
Fuck you, Lloyd. I work for a living, okay?
Fuckin'Christmas
Gary, get my bags.
Get out.
God knows what disaster your Aunt Caroline is making.
Good idea.
He does not have a weight problem.
He should be. He's gonna die a horrible fuckin' death.
He's kind of a, uh, short... drunken loser.
He's the world beyond our problems, which is now our problem.
Hello?
Hello. Uh, are you feeling better?
Her husband to be, thinking she was out ofher mind...
Hey, hey, kid. Kid, that's enough.
Hey, Lieutenant.
Hi.
Home, George, home.
How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking for water?
How did you get home again?
I assume that as you've built...
I cannot move my arm.
I don't believe it. You want to have sex with him.
I don't believe you.
I don't smoke, and Caroline just quit
I don't think you have a brain in your fuckin' head.
I got two years, four months left in military school.
I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person.
I received a call from Will Warren, the county prosecutor.
I think I had you pegged wrong.
I usually end up in Jamaica with this friend of mine, Jimmy Marlo.
I wanna stop talking about it. Look, the truth is I want nothing.
I'll take it in my office.
I'm gonna put two pounds of gunpowder in there, I'm gonna light it up...
I'm not hungry now. I thought we were eating at Uncle Lloyd's.
If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here?
Is a traditional Scandinavian Christmas feast.
Is there something that we don't give you? What do you need all that money for?
John, this is to you from me and Dad.
Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners.
Just... stay right there.
Lloyd, how do you feel about Caroline's affair?
Lloyd, you animal.
Maybe Santa won't come back next year.
Men who are just scared little boys intimidating everyone with their aggressiveness...
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas.
Move it. Move it, I said.
My line of work, you meet some real wackos.
My wife thinks it's because...
No family, no house
No, no, no. Thank you so much, Gus. Finally somebody else sees
No! No! Unh!
No. We should unwrap them in the morning.
Now, you listen to me!
Of your body, put 'em in a big plastic bag, bring it back to my house...
Oh, thank you, Lloyd.
Oh, that's right, Lloyd. We're having an affair.
Oh. All right.
One of you will speak while the other really just...
Ow.!
Path through the woods!
She has money, and she holds it over all of us like a death sentence
Should I stop handing out the presents?
Show me.
Shut up! Christ.
Shut up.
So where you gonna go? Huh?
So... what's the worst dive bar near here?
So... where are they, Caroline?
Sounds great, Bob.
Steve, Phil, merry Christmas.
Stop it.
Suspect left behind a face mask.
Thank you very much. Merry Christmas.
Thank you, Mother Rose. Kids, look what Mom got.
That is not the spirit of Christmas.
That she's a nasty, selfish woman who thinks only of herself.
That's not true.
That's probably true.
Then stop asking me fuckin' questions, okay? Got any rope, Lloyd?
There are traces of blond hair and the faint odor of after shave mixed...
There's no better route than this with less snow?
There's supposed to be a babyJesus in the manger...
They can't stop for the holidays.
They might get stolen
Things don't go your fuckin' way
This is my lastjob.
Thought we might say hi to Gary.
Tied up, with an armed man in the house?
Turn it off. Turn it off.
We can make it to the docks on foot. We can take a shortcut.
We'll fix it, honey. We'll give him the money, the photos, anything.
Well, I just don't think they should bother other people with them.
Well, while we're waiting...
Well... [Clears Throat]
What do you do except take up fuckin' space?
What is it, 20 minutes 'til curfew?
What?
Where do I go?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down.
Why don't you just give yourself up?
Wondering if I'm gonna get busted or not and you've been fuckin' dating?
Would someone like to go first?
Ya got a pen? Write this number down.
Yeah, we walk around on tiptoes because...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want...
You don't know what you want. You blame everybody else for it
You don't think patients should examine their dreams?
You forget, buddy. I have been married to him for 15 years
You fucking mule. How's that?
You know something?
You know something? You are a piece of work, pal.
You know, he doesn't... he doesn't see where he's responsible.
You see, Lloyd...
You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house?
You two were gone an awfully long time.
You won't talk about it in therapy, but you'll discuss it behind my back...
You're the only one that can take him.
[Bell Tolling] Merry Christmas.
[Caroline] No, no, it was not Vancouver. What's going on?
[Door Opens, Closes] [Bell Rings]
[Horns Honking] Move up!
[Santa Laughing] Oh? Great.
[Sniffing] Gus? What?
Aah! Unh! Aah!
And told me you want to stop arguing. Stop sign! Whoa!
At least I go after my dreams. To be what? Somebody who takes photographs...
Bob. Yes.
Did ya hear the fuckin' phone ring? Look, what about our son?
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! [Glass Shattering]
Fine. How are you? Oh, fabulous, fabulous. Of course, I'm a little tired...
Geez. 419, we're over at Seabury Court. Over.
Have some coffee. Go to hell, mama's boy!
How do you know he'll call? He'll call. He better fuckin' call.
I hate Connecticut. I grew up in Connecticut. Why don't we all...
I just heard it at the bar. Fuckin'..
I'm Murray. What do you want?
I'm serious, George. Yeah?
I'm sure she's going to a lot of trouble. Gary.
If you don't mind, the corpse still has the foor. [Poker Hits Floor]
It was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York. Oh, God.
Look who dropped by. [Both] Merry Christmas, Connie.
Me? Yes, you did. You did.
Me. I had this crazy dream. Do we have to do dreams?
Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thank you very much.
My men are searching the place now... No.
Now, put the presents under the tree. Connie, honey...
Oh, well... bye. Okay, bye
On Christmas Eve? I think it's very strange.
Roadblocks are being set up on Interstate... Fuck! Goddamn it!
Shut up. Drive. My God, Carrie, are you all right?
Station. At 8:00.
There's no one in the store to help me. Can't you make some? Make some? Are you nuts?
They all grew up together. Great.
They date back to the fourth century. That's what it looks like.
This man has been terrorizing the entire county. Look.
We have gifts in the car in back. Shut up!
Well, I'll take it. No, no. I'll go, I'll go.
Well, my mother was Irish. And your father?
Yeah, merry Christmas. Where the hell are you two going? Stay here.
Yes, I did. Yes! So you, too, are a liar.
You ran the stop sign. I did not. There was no stop sign.
You will? I will.! I'll... I'll shoot you.!
Yup. And to that son of yours. Uh...
[All Arguing]
[Both] How do you know that?
[Caroline] That was quite an outburst. I should tie you up more often.
[Chiming Continues]
[Chuckles]
[Clears Throat To Disguise Spitting]
[Crunching]
[Doorbell Continues Ringing]
[Doorbell Rings]
[Footsteps]
[Grunts]
[Man #2] Why weren't there more police on the street?
[Panting] Ugh.
[Radio] Authorities have speculated that the thief may still be in the area.
[Ringing Continues]
[Ringing]
[Santa Laughing] Merry Christmas.!
[Sighs]
[Sighs] God.
[Sighs] Shit. Who is that?
[Thumping Upstairs]
[Unzips Fly]
[Whistle Blowing]
[Woman] You don't understand. I have 25 relatives coming in one hour...
♪ Believe it or not ♪
♪ Bells will be ringing ♪
♪ How ♪
♪ It's time for us to close this circle ♪
♪ Loving you is killing me ♪
♪ To have the blues ♪
♪ We all must sacrifiice ♪