Along Came Polly (2004) Soundboard Edit

Ah, no, thanks. It's good to see you, man.

Ah! And on the back I've written my home and my cell number, so

All right, good things.

All right.

And as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy.

And I really like you, but I just don't think this is gonna work out.

And I've got a very special announcement.

And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard,

And these dudes will never know the difference. I can't freaking believe this is happening.

And you know what? When you least expect it,

And, obviously, that's something that's really important to you.

Are you having a bad time? No, no, no!

Are you really gonna spend the rest of your life with her?

Bollocks!

Bottom line is, unless you drastically alter your lifestyle,

But I really feel like it's time we take things to the next level,

But I'm pulling for you, Reub.

But if not, you should swing by, uh, 37 Gansevort Street...

But you guys go. You have fun

But, people,

Fifty!

First of all, I just want to say thank you to everybody for coming out,

For a duration of no less than 20 years.

From then on, you thought you were better than everybody else.

Future? What are you talking about?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.! Looking good, Pollyanna.

Hey, look, I just want you to know I was gonna tell you about Lisa.

Hey, you mind if I dance with the beautiful lady?

Hey! Huh?

Hi. Hello

How could you have eaten those?

I don't even know what to say right now, okay? So

I don't know. Some restaurant in the East Village.

I haven't even gotten into it yet. I'm I'm still working on Van Lew.

I know. I'm such a loser.

I made a mistake and I took you for granted,

I mean, not that I wouldn't I'd like to.

I mean, what can I say? You're my best friend.

I mean, you're looking kind of thin.

I really wanna see you, Reuben.

I saw that movie. I know that's what you and that, uh, Spaniard were doing.

I should've just told you the truth right from the start.

I think you should get back together with Lisa,

I think you should, um, go stay with your parents, okay,

I understand. No, I was an idiot.

I use it when it's appropriate.

I would Well, can Is that rude? Is it all right if I invite myself?

I would like to talk to you, all right?

I'd rather not, dude

I'll join you.

I'm just messing with you, sasquatch. Let's get it on

I'm not gonna Just one stab. Come on. See how you feel.

I'm not gonna be fine at all.

I'm not gonna marry you, Reuben.

I'm not really a big raquetball player. No worries.

I'm so sorry!

I've learned that I have no career, I'm flaky, I like ethnic food.

I've never been with anybody like that.

If I wasn't in love with you.

In getting married and moving to the suburbs.

In the late '90s. I bounced around to a bunch of different places over the past few years.

Irving, Vivian, you've raised a wonderful son.

Is this better? Oh, yeah, thanks.

It's funny, huh? Seeing her.

It's not like driving a knife into a pillow is suddenly gonna make me feel

Just tell me who you are.

Last time I saw you, you were playing bagpipes in that movie.

Let's just start over and forget about that whole loofah thing. Holy shit!

Leuban! Lisa!

Lisa dropped this off for you.

Lisa. Right.

Look,just don't leave me alone, okay?

Love ya, son.!

Many thanks.

Mazel, you two. Good things.

Mom, they're Indian. You can call them Indian. It's okay.

Mr. Van Lew?

Nah, I checked it, like, three times. The program says she's the safer choice. Whatever.

Nah. We might just get a light dusting, that's all. Nothing to write home about.

No, I do it I do it a little differently. Yeah, which is great

No, it's just salsa. It'll be fun. I'll watch.

Of being hit by a car on my way home,

Oh

Oh, crap.

Oh, God, I beg you, please. If you make this water go down,

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.!

Oh, oh! Hold on. Let me see something here. You're my partner

Oh, shit! I'll just call you in the next few days. Bye!

Oh, so you've sworn off men since you dumped your last boyfriend?

Oh, yeah. We're gonna have ourselves a tussle.

Oh! How about this one?

Oh! Oh, okay. There you go. Just feel it in your legs

Okay, so throw pillows go in this cabinet here.

Okay? If they've been here for even two weeks, we're talking about...

Okay? Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm Did you say you were free?

Okay. What?

Okay. Yeah, but I love it.

Or Tanzania or wherever you're going,

Please note that in tonight's performance,

Polly, can I have a word with you?

Rain dance!

Rat! Rat in the house! Oh, no, no.

Really.

Reuben, I mean, you don't have to do this.

Reuben, Stan. Change of plan.

See ya. See you later.

She make like the fire in my trouser.

She's faking it.

She's not thinking about having a deep, committed relationship...

So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the zebra, but he fool no one.

So I did a lot of thinking last night, and there's something I'm pretty excited about

So I tell Leland we can't insure him.

So I've been running the numbers,

So, you know Yup. Wow.

Solid.

Solid.

Sorry. Um

Sure. Oh, gosh!

Thank you very much and enjoy the show. Sandy, what are you doing?

That's great! Yeah.

The fact is, this young man here...

The house is, uh it's great.

The premiere ofJesus Christ Superstar is about to begin.

This is Polly Prince. Polly, these are my parents. No!

Two weeks ago?

Tzzz!

Uh huh. Isn't that like the point of community theater? Whatever, Reuben.

Uh huh. What is happening?

Uh, no. Polly's been making me eat ethnic food,

Wahoo!

Wait a minute. I thought you decided on Van Lew two weeks ago.

We cannot sum up a man's life with a bunch of numbers on a computer screen.

We'll never know if it could've been something more.

Well, it was really good seeing you guys. Yeah, you too.

Well, that one has a moral.

What do I have to do to prove it to you? Huh?

What does that mean?

What else? Hector's playin' keyboards in the band.

What was that?

What was the name? Al Hafez.

What?

Whatever it is, I will not let you down.

Who goes by the last name Reaper, first name Grim?

Who's been briefed on the case and will present Reuben's recommendations.

Who's this? This is my girlfriend. What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Wow. That feels really good.

Wow. Were you in the Peace Corps? No, I just like to move a lot.

Yeah Oh. Oh, my God

Yeah, I tried, but I don't think she liked it

Yeah, no, I'm fine. I always react this way to spicy food.

Yeah, some women find it offensive.

Yeah! Bloody ripper! Congratulations.

Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry. Excuse us.

You guys ready to play?

You have no idea what I want.

You stop that. This is my friend Reuben.

You weren't interested till you found out his wife boned some other guy on their honeymoon.

You're a has been. No one even cares you were in that stupid movie.

You're actually ingesting potentially deadly bacteria from about 39 soil handed strangers.

You're skewing the numbers in Polly's favor, Reuben.

You're way early, sport. Come on, then. Get in.

Your dad totally put it in perspective for me.

238 people who dipped their dirty hands into that bowl.

Hi. Hello. Oh!

Mm. Oh. She left him for another man on their honeymoon.

Relax. Leland's meeting with the insurance guy right now

What did I tell you? You know what? You're right.

¡Yi.!

'Cause this ship has sailed.

# There's only one thing gonna set you free #

# To your heart # #Let my love open the door #

# Uh huh #

# When everybody seems unkind #

# When everything feels all over #

# Yeah #

#And I can't make it #

#Baby,you're a lost #

#Don't let it drag you down #

#Hey, hey, hey, hey #

#I wanna do it again #

#I wanna do it again #

#Let my love open the door #

#Never known any other way to feel #

#Think about today instead # Sandy.!

♫ To keep you satisfied ♫

♫ True love that now exist is the love I can't resist ♫