A makeover can't hide the truth
Ahem. That was wonderful, wasn't it?
Ahem. You know, Fern, do you know a senior named Elizabeth Purr?
ALL: Mm.
And that pissed Courtney off
And what was her thing?
Aren't we cocky? Too bad you don't have the cock part down
But I always sit here.
But I want to help.
But now, as a senior, Violette seems more appropriate
But popularity is fleeting. Trends change.
But the poor dear woke up with a blistering fever.
Can you hold on for a second?
Can you say freak? Ha, ha, ha. Freak.
Come in.
Courtney found some poor guy to have sex in Liz's bed
COURTNEY: Hair frames the portrait. WOMAN: Some gilded
COURTNEY: It's okay. Fern.
COURTNEY: See you at prom tonight, Julie.
COURTNEY: She wasn't into the boys at school. It wasn't about boys
Craving for what?
Criminal or demented were put to death,
Dane!
Deal with it. We're gonna make you one of us
Did you try calling her? Why?
Elizabeth Purr.
Everybody loved Liz,
Fate has decided that you are cool.
Fern, it's me, Julie.
FERN: First, you need to know something about them
FERN: I know of her.
Fern! Uh Ahem.
Food's cool and all. You need it to live.
GIRL 4: Off the stage!
GIRL: Have you guys seen the new girl?
GIRL: We love you, Courtney!
Give it up for the prom queen.
Go away. Please just go away. It's okay
Good morning, Vera. Miss Shane
Good night, babe. Good night, Mom.
Have you?
He's in drama so we can't guarantee hetero status.
Heh. I'm sure she is. In any case, the poor thing is sick with the flu
Hello, girls
Hello?
Her name's sweet Liz, remember? Your bloated boo boo?
Hey! You're Violette, right? FERN: Mm hm.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Violette.
Hm
I 'd sit there, staring at her from behind.
I bet they couldn't decide who got to wear the dress. Ha,ha,ha
I better get that
I can't believe this! I am looking after us
I don't blame you for what you did
I don't care if your little sister locks herself in the kitchen freezer, Courtney Shane is priority one.
I don't know why, but it really struck me.
I have a pretty good idea.
I just wish you could hear yourself. You sound uneducated.
I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.
I love the way it shines
I saw you in Grease,
I sent Miss Shane home with her assignments.
I swear to God, she looked at me
I thought you looked familiar!
I was deeply concerned because, yes, Oprah, my child is a follower
I'll fucking shred you, you whore! And I'll tell a secret
I'm Brenda, Chad's girlfriend.
I'm Detective Cruz. You can call me Vera
I'm done. Can I go? And you know what?
I'm not Fern
I'm nothing
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry
I'm sure Fern likes it.
I've seen you see me. Heh,heh,heh
If I get a zit because of this I'm sorry
If I had anything to do with her demise, I don't know what I'll do
Imagine what it looked like from the outside.
In the last few weeks, it's all come clear
Is it? Yeah, it is.
It's beauty time.
It's gone
It's just weird how time erases things.
It's okay. I know
It's over, bitch.
Julie, Liz wasn't as innocent as she appeared to be.
Julie, you're doing the right thing.
JULIE: Ah! She is gonna die!
JULIE: I have to get out of here
JULIE: Let her go.
JULIE: Now I can find you
JULIE: This just hasn't been my day, you know?
Julie! Smile pretty, Courtney
Just what I had to do, dear.
Ladies
Listen, bitch, one word and you're over. I mean that.
Liz is the cat's meow
Liz Purr is part of it
Liz?
Liz?
Look, Julie, is there anything else?
Look. It's like Terms of Endearment, part three
Loved, feared
Marcie likes a nice,
MARCIE: Dad, don't be a dick
Mm hm
Ms. Sherwood, fix it
No loitering in the girl's room. Trouble brews in this room.
No, I don't
No. No way. I want nothing to do with this.
No. Uh uh
Not so fast. Elizabeth is out today
Now I said, do you like it?
Now, Ms. Sherwood says you took Liz's assignments to her home.
Obliterated by perversion.
Of a delicious year.
Oh, honey. It's like when people first get money. They're called nouveau riche.
Oh, I know, she's had a lot of absences,
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What're you doing to me?
Oh, yeah, baby
Oh. I know.
Okay
Okay, who's got the motherly voice?
Okay? There's nothing kinky about okay, now, is there?
Okay.
One word and you perish
Playing connect the dots.
Pretty fucked up name for candy, don't you think?
Reagan's a whole new battlefield, and we were on the subject of..
Real, live, strange men
Right. Right.
Sea monkeys even.
She does errands for Ms. Sherwood. Okay. I think I know
She doesn't know anything
She have a last name? She's doing the Madonna thing
She is such a nice girl
She liked the real thing.
She was sweet.
She's had a trying morning with the trauma of changing schools and all
She's on her way right now.
SHERWOOD: Reagan High's queen!
So you two became friends?
Some of the sweetest candies are as sour as death inside
Strategy
Take off your mask, Fern!
Thank you, everyone. I love you
Thank you, senior class
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah
That didn't give the time of day to anybody
That shouldn't even be happening? What do you mean?
That's right. Rule, bitch! But don't forget who made you.
That's when Fern showed up.
The delusion, the derangement, the descent into madness
The one in green, that's Courtney.
Then we crack the egg ever so gently, but with ample force.
There was nothing fun and fancy free for Shakespeare's tragic characters.
They don't mix.
They'll be lining up for you.
This must be really weird for you. Yeah
To make it look like murder. What?
To prom queens. Heh,heh,heh.
Totally bicoastal. Or just plain bi.
Two is for bitch..
Unless someone went back.
Very interesting
Violette?
Wait a minute.
Watch the eyes come alive. COURTNEY: You as me, as us.
We didn't mean to kill her.
We have to call someone right now
We have to get there before Mayo.
Well, can I give you a lift? Okay.
Well, Fern Mayo is Violette. What do you mean?
Well, if it isn't the beautiful people
Well, the rules have been changed,
What can I say? You rocked my world
What have you done?
What the hell?
What's wrong with this picture?
Whatever.
Who was she fucking?! No one.
Yeah. Yeah? She just got cast in the play
Yes. No
Yes. She took a picture. Yeah? And who has it?
You always were such a spirited group.
You don't understand. I'm not doing this.
You ever seen one of these before?
You loved Tiffany.
You said her mama called in sick for her.
You were alone and weren't with them any more.
You're being paranoid
You're not serious, are you?
You're the shadow, we're the sun
You're Violette
Your ass is much too precious for vinyl
[ALL GRUNTING]
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
[CLASS BELL RINGING]
[CLICK]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD MURMURING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[EBB'S ALMOST YOU CONTINUES PLAYING]
[EBB'S ALMOST YOU PLAYING]
[GRUNTING]
[IMPERIAL TEEN'S WATERBOY PLAYING]
[J'J'J]
[J'J'J]
[J'J'J]
[J'J'J]
[J'J'J]
[J'J'J]
[JACK DRAG'S WHERE ARE WE PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
[MARCIE & COURTNEY LAUGHS]
[SCORPIONS' ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE CONTINUES PLAYING]
[SCORPIONS' ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
[SINGING CHECKIN' IT OUT]
[THE CARS' GOOD TIMES ROLL PLAYING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[WHISPERS] Eat shit.