GLOW - Season 1 Edit

A custodian of new life.

A fishermen cannot kill a chicken

A fucking backhand?

A lockup, it's kind of like dancing when you first start, so...

A lot.

A man's true ball...

A nomadic road warrior whose tough as nails persona

A persona that's... fully realized.

A pool party?

A script

A Welfare Queen.

A working class hero.

A young country girl jumps out of the stands,

Aah! Don't get it wet!

Abortion is only thing there is no line for.

About as long as I can possibly pretend that everything's okay.

According to my ex wife's cognitive behavioral therapist.

Actor and trainer.

Actually, could you reenter?

Actually, he wouldn't. His valet would climb in

Actually, know what? Maybe we should take a break.

Actually, Mayan.

Again, can you keep my business to yourself?

Ah, I get it.

Ah, Quincy, Quincy.

Ah, there is a robot. It's... What are these? [chuckles]

Ah! Oh, no! [groans]

Ah! You see that?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Between a nutjob televangelist and an oriental cartoon.

Ah. Delayed pain.

Ah. That's it. That's me.

Aka, the man who's making all of our dreams come true, huh?

All jobs are a crapshoot. Get used to it.

All paid for by the American taxpayer.

All right, a little less swordplay. I don't want it to be about the prop.

All right, all right. Let's take five.

All right, come on. Come on. Come on

All right, come on. We need to start thinking about the show.

All right, first song to come on, it's an omen.

All right, go ahead.

All right, great. Listen to Cherry.

All right, how about wolf lady?

All right, I'll tell ya.

All right, if you don't wanna leave here with a broken spine,

All right, ladies, get the fuck in. I still gotta get gas.

All right, now the next part's just wrestling.

All right, so today, we're gonna focus on selling the drama. All right?

All right, take it easy. This is what's happening.

All right, um...

All right, well, this is exciting. The match on Friday was a success.

All right, who wants to make ten bucks? Huh?

All right, you hired me because I'm a professional.

All right?

All right? I have a shitty history with women.

All right? Let's just be nice.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Guys, you guys!

All right. I'm feeling generous.

All right. Now, lunge and miss.

All right. Okay, now stick your belly out a little bit, you're pregnant.

All right. Sheila, you ever thought about claws, maybe?

All right. So, it goes a little something like this.

All right. So, we're gonna put the ring...

All right. Well, come back tomorrow.

All right. Well, if he rings the bell, tell Bash that I need to talk to him.

All right...

All the windows need to be open at all times.

All those people hated me.

Almost done

Also known as getting written off the show.

Also, I did a lot of crack.

Also, may I say that script was your best work since Blood Disco?

Am I good?

Am I on fucking Candid Camera? Why is she still here?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amazing. I was hooked.

America, you have turned your back on me long enough!

American made piece of shit!

An okay person.

And a new animated show called Miyamoto Musashi.

And a strict no drug policy.

And all you think about is all the guys you'd get to sleep with

And almost has sex with his mother?

And also my first and my last name.

And Asian.

And because of that, we're instituting a curfew,

And can you follow basic direction?

And celebrate with us tonight? We're all going.

And earlier, I was doing algebra...

And finally, our star.

And fucking weird. I don't know.

And go topless.

And grab me by the hair and throw me to the ground?

And guys... Well, guys, let's be honest.

And hand sewing is not an option.

And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy?

And he and all of his friends lost their jobs.

And he goes back in time instead to the 1950s,

And he says, "It's a good thing Bonzo is a Democrat,

And he's like, "Who?"

And he's...

And her opponent today, from the dusty, dangerous deserts of Lebanon,

And here comes the crown.

And his cock works great.

And I can put Randy down. I'll cook.

And I didn't... You know, I didn't handle it well, but...

And I don't have anybody to talk to about it.

And I don't like being told what to do.

And I don't want him turning on the TV and getting upset.

And I for one am certain we will triumph.

And I have a very acute sense of smell.

And I have lots of ideas for characters.

And I just need 9,000 more dollars

And I know how to make these moves look real.

And I lives like a queen.

And I met this guy Raúl who makes tequila...

And I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli.

And I saw it. I saw it, Debbie.

And I think I still have a spare key to your apartment in my bag.

And I think I was acting out of this deep well of resentment

And I thought of you.

And I tried, I begged.

And I wanna put that on television every single week, Debbie.

And I was like, "Yes. Yeah. Why am I working?"

And I will not be bullied into submission.

And I will not be bullied into submission.

And I would lie in that hospital bed, just feeling powerless.

And I'm also gonna have to have you sign a waiver..

And I'm just a small town girl, trying to do the right thing,

And I'm just gonna cast as we go along, starting with Ruth.

And I'm not acting anymore.

And I'm ready to kick your Soviet ass all the way back to Siberia.

And I'm uncomfortable now. Good night, ladies.

And I'm your worst nightmare.

And I've eaten Cinnamon Toast Crunch for my last...

And I've learned don't look directly into Bash's mom's eyes.

And if I leave him, where do I live?

And if you have any special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions.

And if you're not that, you're just some overeager fanboy

And if you're not, I'll make you die.

And in wrestling, that is the foundation upon which we need to build.

And it doesn't belong to Randy... or Mark

And it looks like evil's winning today.

And it's a better feeling than drugs.

And it's almost always a man,

And it's working.

And just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day.

And just, like, fuck it.

And keeping poor black children off of crack is very important to me.

And knows how to give a blow job without choking.

And learn something new, and we did!

And lobotomized with my balls cut off.

And look

And look at me and smile.

And make a pretty cry face, you are punished.

And make some progress so you'll consider working on our marriage.

And meet me across the street at the Hayworth.

And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring.

And no matter how... I'm so overwhelmed.

And not be alone before I never see any of you again.

And now she needs a nap.

And now she's going around knocking people unconscious?

And now the final showdown for the first ever GLOW crown.

And now, you will pay the ultimate price.

And nuclear power.

And only because it's rush hour.

And our TV keeps fuzzing out.

And pain faces.

And partied with him an extra five years after that.

And paterfamilias of this whole operation,

And pretending to audition for a show that I'm directing,

And relax,

And reset. Anyway. And then, um...

And she finished her off with a Power Bomb.

And she's a rip off of Madonna, who is so huge right now.

And so far it's just insults.

And so I can eat.

And squeeze.

And strut like you own the ring.

And suddenly, out of nowhere, I started bleeding right out of my butt.

And terribly happy.

And that means it's time to unleash the Beast.

And that was his plan, to ruin Steel Horse's life

And the announcer could be like, "It's a full moon, ladies and germs.

And the brothers, too. Mighty Tom Jackson and Big Kurt Jackson.

And the city is Beirut.

And the crowd is chanting. Machu! Machu! Machu! Machu!

And the cycle repeats itself.

And the only way I could get it to stop

And the rapist starts to...

And the ref's ready to call it.

And the rice paddies of China, respectively,

And the She Wolf just fed the party girl a turnbuckle sandwich

And the Ubamba province of Peru, respectively,

And their welfare reform and race baiting shit.

And then every...

And then following me around like some crazed fangirl,

And then he does.

And then I never want to see you again.

And then I said, "Oh, God, the baby!"

And then I sober up by the end of the party?

And then I think I'm gonna spin around,

And then I, you know, squirted ketchup out of my vagina.

And then just sort of in like this.

And then maybe you will.

And then my, uh, character is...

And then season three, I graduate to a wheelchair

And then the next second I'm like, "I don't know. Is she? Really?"

And then the other part was...

And then there are people like us

And then they put me in the year long coma.

And then, boom, Sleeping Beauty.

And then, he kidnapped Crystal, Steel Horse's woman, and brainwashed her.

And there is no woman more desperate...

And there's nothing more dangerous than a desperate woman.

And they sometimes bring us, uh, Lebanese food,

And this is not a good day for communism.

And this match is heating up hotter than a hot spring in the desert.

And those drinks were free and... And I was feeling sorry for myself,

And those soap writers didn't count on you having brains.

And though I am only moderately attractive...

And two Diet Pepsis and one Pepsi regular, and that's it.

And two, do I like your face,

And watch them get their pictures taken, and it's not fair.

And we know what's gonna go down. Because that's a partnership, you know?

And we still have two hours to figure everything else out.

And we... are the good guys.

And we're gonna put your arm around my neck.

And we've got some animated fans in the audience.

And what I do in the morning...

And when I get back,

And who doesn't like Mallomars, right, baby?

And who knows if anyone's gonna watch this?

And why wouldn't it happen?

And with her, as always, is her trusted GLOW bot.

And wrestling is an art, despite my mother's opinion,

And you can be honest with me.

And you could...

And you do, and...

And you guys are gonna line up,

And you have considered all your options?

And you took advantage of that.

And you took this job because no one else would hire you.

And you wear oversize diapers for a living.

And you, you were in the middle of the ring.

And you...

And you...

And you're comfortable with the decision to end your pregnancy?

And, I don't know, I'm, like, using it for me

And...

And... I feel like a goddamn superhero.

And... Well, everything's fine, but... I'm just gonna grab my keys, and..

And/or death.

Another wise decision.

Any of you.

Any position with my legs over my head.

Anything canned under the sun.

Anything to add?

Anyway, we'd like to bring you in.

Apologies, compromise...

Are free, safe, and at this moment, on their way to Frankfurt...

Are gonna be wrestling on television, not even cable television,

Are there problems with money?

Are we doing a demo?

Are we gonna stay for the second half? Wanna get some dinner?

Are you already high?

Are you cramping? Are you experiencing any other symptoms of pain?

Are you done? 'Cause some of us like to work.

Are you guys a band or something?

Are you guys going out?

Are you having fun?

Are you insane?

Are you joining the team?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? It's a leading role.

Are you moving out? For real?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you SAG?

Are you the keeper of the Specimen?

Are you tripping?

Are you waiting for me to open the door for you?

As in, almost the exact same thing, but with a bow in her hair.

As opposed to what?

As soon as this is over, we gonna party. We gonna celebrate.

At a combined weight of 227 pounds,

At a combined weight of... Aw, who the heck cares?

At a little spot called the Blue Barn Theatre.

At my beaker full of a science experiment.

At Patio Town, you never get to stand in line.

At the beginning of every play,

Attack... the ropes.

Audrey Hepburn winning an Oscar for Roman Holiday.

Aw. [kisses]

Baby, phone call.

Baby, we need to redo the bathroom.

Backstory. Wrestling is not about backstory.

Balls.

Based on one, can you move,

Bash Howard Productions and Patio Town Inc. proudly present,

Bash is MIA. I could use a second opinion.

Bash said to look conservative. We didn't have a lot of options.

Bash say, give you poolside view.

Bash's mom gave us a ballroom.

Be a real American. Hoo.

Be my guest.

Be nice. Do something.

Be true to yourself. True to your country.

Beauty versus the Beast

Because I am fast like dragon!

Because I have this new idea for a character...

Because I was just in my really good friends Dawn and Stacey's room,

Because I'm Britannica...

Because she doesn't speak English.

Because that's what you do.

Because the next fucking thing never happens.

Because we deserve stuff, too.

Because you wouldn't have let me audition. I'm 25, Dad.

Because, hey, it's on a fault line.

Before your very eyes."

Beirut's signature move, the Lebanese Cannonball.

Beirut's signature move.

Best decision I ever made.

Big goof.

Billy? Who the fuck is Billy?

Bingo. She's Oriental.

Bird baths, furniture, custom fire pits, you know.

Birthday, birthday.

Birthday! [whooping]

Blood Disco is a disturbing morality tale for our generation."

Body slam! [grunting]

Boo!

Booming local business

Boop, boop, boop, boop. Yes!

Bored housewife in dress?

Bourbon and despair.

Bread.

Bring a couple of the girls, you know.

Britannica! Terrorist!

Buddy.

Bullshit! You know what I think?

Bummer.

But also kind of made of wood and steel.

But at least she's trying to make us an ensemble.

But brush your teeth first. I'll keep things moving

But can you maybe also not do that? When I said I wanted something different,

But can you please never leave me alone at this party?

But here comes Britannica, a genius in and out of the ring.

But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry,

But I don't care.

But I don't even know who this is.

But I don't get to play any of these characters if there's no show.

But I don't have a star.

But I have something even shinier...

But I have to say, new Laura can't act for shit.

But I remember thinking to myself:

But I think you could tap into the whole werewolf thing even more.

But I'll leave enough room around the sides of the stage

But I'll try my best.

But I'm a director, I'll do what I need to get what I want.

But if this were a real scene there'd be context,

But if you want me to be the star, I need a great heel

But it's also new, and we're taking things very slow

But it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs.

But just the... Give me my keys! I need my keys!

But no one's rung the bell for three days, dude.

But nobody sees that. All they see is the blonde knockout.

But not me.

But not too slow, 'cause I'm moving in with him.

But spiritually, I'm a wolf.

But technically I was paying him to fuck my wife.

But that's not why I was shagging you.

But the fact is, I have rights here.

But then "Pyrrhic Victory" came in fucking seventh.

But then, I found wrestling... and it saved me.

But there's gotta be something there that's real.

But there's one ball you can't castrate.

But they were feral. They were, you know, not well cared for.

But they're not gonna stay tuned in unless we give them what, ladies?

But they're setting up a costume fitting for you next week.

But this isn't about him.

But three lives in the process.

But we did. 1978.

But we do have a ballroom at the Hayworth.

But we're on hiatus.

But what you said...

But with a more subversive message about the limitations of feminism

But wrestling always sounded like... pure trash.

But you don't let anyone know unless you're really drunk.

But you don't seem like that kind of person.

But you knocked it out of the park.

But you're not working.

But you're so bloody paranoid all the time.

But, hey, you know, I'm gonna do porn.

But, let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater.

But, uh, I have the number of the woman that hit him,

But, um... I need you guys to... wire me $200

But, you know, I'm here.

But, you know, uh, actually, I...

But..

But... All right?

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Calabasas homeowners, are you ready to save?

Call me Melrose.

Call your landlords, hide your drugs,

Came in to check the time, and I gotta run to rehearsal.

Can I apply for a pardon?

Can I come in?

Can I come?

Can I do anything to make you feel better?

Can I do the lockup instead, where I hug her?

Can I put Randy to bed, please?

Can I tell you something that I realized recently?

Can we all just stop saying that word?

Can we get this guy some coffee?

Can we go somewhere and talk about this?

Can you at least tell me who got the part? Was it Jeanie Barton?

Can you guys talk to him? Can you just try?

Can you take a survey?

Can't I apply... for a pardon?

Can't see your number... Bye.

Can't stop jerking off to fantasies about having sex with his mother.

Capitalism at its worst.

Carmen, help me out.

Carmen, how am I in a better mood than you?

Check this out.

Check.

Checking drivers licenses.

Cherry Bang?

Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.

Cherry, Welfare Queen, memorable performances.

Cherry... Cherry... [mutters]

Cherry's gonna be training you today.

Cherry's our new wrestling coach now.

Chewables and the swallow kind.

Classic structure!

Cloistering yourself up like some 17th century monk

Come here, Daddy!

Come in the ring, join us.

Come on down to that worthless property that you can't even get insured,

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, drama nerd. Hold me now.

Come on, show him.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. We may be down, but we're not out.

Come on. You got it, honey.

Come on. You got this

Come over here, honey, have a seat.

Come to a closed door."

Coming in. [grunts]

Coming to the gym every day,

Common mistake. You know, sort of like having sex without a condom.

Conceals a deep well of passion and virginity."

Congratulations, you made it through the first round of cuts.

Consider it a loan. Cut me a check and I'll pay you back.

Costume party! Get naked!

Costumes, characters.

Couch made by Picasso.

Couch of Pain, Blood Disco, Blood Disco Two.

Could be interesting.

Crack should be my middle name

Crack, specifically.

Cram your asses in here!

Crap, I can do it better. Can I go one more time?

Crap, probably.

Crazy time travel sex romp movie you want.

Creepy, but I like it.

Crying, caring, the desperation...

Cunt punches, shrinky dinks.

Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!

Dad, stop.

Dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad!

Damn, girl.

Dawn, enough with the fucking crank calls.

De fucking lighted.

Dead serious.

Debbie and I have been doing great together,

Debbie Eagan.

Debbie Eagan.

Debbie, boob.

Debbie, don't make me be the rules person.

Debbie, I'd like you to meet Glen Klitnick,

Debbie, I've been casting this thing for weeks.

Debbie, we were great.

Debbie's made a decision.

Debbie's the hero and you're the villain.

Deodorant. Flea collar, maybe.

Did I break something on your set?

Did I say cunt punches?

Did I tell you the casting director offered me porn?

Did somebody call a meeting?

Did the movement involve blood sacrifice?

Did you get lost? Too stubborn to ask for directions like my dad?

Did you see what they wrote on the door?

Did you sleep with Mark?

Did you want me to push it further, or...?

Didn't work, did it?

Die, yuppie scum!

Different, you know?

Dirty towelhead!

Do I live here with you?

Do it.

Do not be afraid.

Do people think you're pretty? Because, like, I'm looking at you...

Do you believe what President Reagan says? That I'm cheating the system?

Do you guys know how many plays I've done with no budget,

Do you really think the show might go away?

Do you see any baggies?

Do you think he actually wants me to call him?

Do you trust him?

Do you understand?

Do you wanna call her and cry? I don't want you to cry here.

Do you want money? Do you want bone marrow?

Does anyone else feel the need

Does this all make sense?

Doesn't look good, us going in together. Need to keep it professional.

Doesn't seem like too much of a stretch for you.

Don't admit everything to her.

Don't be mean, okay?

Don't come back without doughnuts.

Don't ever sell this boy, Gorgeous George, short. His...

Don't fucking run away so I have to come looking for you

Don't make a fuss.

Don't make me answer that.

Don't say anything.

Don't stand up straight.

Don't swear in front of Randy.

Don't take that gun.

Don't you wanna be happy and have a family?

Door to door, like a perfect gentleman.

Down Machu's throat!

Drakkar Noir

Dude, why do you keep ordering pizza?

Dude.

Eggs, bacon, bangers and mash,

Eh.

Enjoy your stay.

Enjoy.

Especially in a group setting.

Especially that final scene when you realize the meat grinder is in her vagina

Even if we get all the money we need, what is this gonna look like?

Even if we totally change our lineup, we know the moves

Even Miss Serious over here. [chuckles]

Even my nani watches WWF Superstars.

Even tiny lives that haven't started yet.

Ever being able to have a normal fucking conversation.

Ever get in a street fight, and you're like, "Careful for my neck.

Every director says, "Bring me someone I don't know.

Every match is like another chapter.

Every time Cherry makes us jump rope, I leak a little,

Everybody's gonna hate you!

Everyone here is too much sissy.

Everyone off the ropes. Let's get to work.

Everything changed when Mark was like,

Everything is fine.

Everything is ideal.

Exactly where you've been putting your beef.

Exactly.

Except you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Extra bottles in the side pocket...

Extra ketchup and mustard on the side

Fecund.

Fiddling with his harpsichord.

Fifteen minutes, Confucius.

Fifteen pounds...

Fight her! Do it!

Fighting the drug war while they get loaded on Kir Royales.

Finally.

Finally.

Find it.

Find me one.

Fine

Fine.

Fine. Good idea.

Fine. Tell me what you're picturing.

First two, get in.

First up, forward rolls.

Five, six, seven, eight! Feel it.

Flor, I'm gonna sit down on the floor.

Flor... when you cheat on your wife...

Flush your fish.

Follow? So, just let me put this fire out.

For a little meet and greet.

For God's sakes, this young lady, two months ago,

For it is there you may meet me.

For me. Self esteem, hello?

For privacy.

For the barnacle.

For the privilege of breeding with civilization's last male specimen,

For their own sake. But she doesn't seem to care.

For thousands of people.

For trying to cheat on your wife again?

For world hunger. We used that money to remodel the deck.

For writing a recommendation letter to Pepperdine for my son

Fortune Cookie, can you give me more anger?

Forty two days.

Fosters Freeze.

Free commute, 'cause it's close to here...

Free pool!

Freeze, motherfucker

Fresh meat.

From evil.

From my waitressing days.

From schlock master Sam Sylvia,

From the Hayworth Hotel in Los Angeles, California,

From the neon streets of Hollywood, weighing in at 103 pounds...

From the South Side of Chicago,

From the Sunshine Senior Living Facility in Las Vegas, Nevada,

From Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Fuck her. I cut her the first day of callbacks.

Fuck my mother in her fucking cunt!

Fuck polite and comatose.

Fuck salads. Fuck tiny moments in close up.

Fuck that. We're the Los Angeles Death Squad.

Fuck this time travel shit, okay? This movie's sold out till midnight

Fuck yes!

Fuck you, Nancy Reagan.

Fuck you!

Fuck, Randy! Ow!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Am I having a miscarriage?

Fuck! No!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucked up a real friendship

Fuckin' anti Semite.

Fucking actresses.

Fucking cunt!

Fucking white, right wing idiots.

Gene Kelly had the flu

Get a life, you fucking hags!

Get in.

Get it? Girl on girl.

Get it? Girl on girl.

Get loose, ladies.

Get out of there!

Get out of there!

Get ready.

Get up and take it!

Get up, Welfare Queen, and fight Machu Picchu, the Gentle Giant.

Get your headshots out,

Getting pregnant and written off that show,

Give it a shot.

Give me five minutes to wash my face and drain my tits.

Give me my keys! I don't care about the purse!

Give me the checks.

Give me your fucking keys.

Give us a second to show you what we're all about.

Glad to see everyone's working hard.

Glen probably canceled us already, ordered ten more hours

Glen, I'd like you to meet the beautiful Deborah Eagan.

Go ahead.

Go back to the Middle East, dune coon.

Go get your crown.

Go shower, and meet us at the Hayworth.

Go to therapy

Go, I get it.

Go, Sheila.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go. Girl fight.

God, what is this? An acceptance speech?

Goddamnit

Goddamnit.

Going on about this new job at Macy's.

Going to therapy. Been going twice a week.

Good God. She's even more disgusting than they described her.

Good luck.

Good thing he wrote his number on the box.

Good! Conflict.

Good. Good.

Good. That's why I didn't wanna ask. I didn't wanna offend you, you know?

Goodness prevails. Justice has been restored.

Gorgeous George...

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. That's what we're doing here.

Gorgeous ladies... wrestling.

Got any blow?

Got on a plane for Vegas,

Gotta rewind.

Grand opening this Friday, the owner will be there.

Great. [chuckles]

Great. Hey, She Wolf.

Great. Now it's time for the big move.

Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?

Guess not. Sam changed it.

Guess there's no point in putting it off.

Guys who are wondering just how many more fucking sundials

Guys whose lives, quite frankly, didn't work out the way they thought.

Guys, I've had ten strippers and a baby pool in this puppy.

Ha!

Hair pulling?

Hard sell. But I'm gonna have to go with the dynasty. You're out.

Have a family, find a job where people treat you with respect.

Have another piece of bacon, Ron.

Have fun out there. [chuckles]

Have I mentioned that I am absolutely fucking horrified?

Have they started the audition?

Have to take a rain check on that coffee.

Have you been hiding in here for an hour?

Have you guys, uh, determined a filming location yet?

Have you never been to a real wrestling match?

Haven't I done time enough? Haven't I served my term?

Haven't I served my term?

Haven't you learned anything from that sad fucking scene study class?

He claims he's on a deadline, but he's probably just...

He got hit by a car, a Saab, and I just didn't have time to call you.

He injects his homosexual lover...

He is so stupid.

He knew he popped out near the end of the dry season

He offered.

He said, "She's in charge

He still loves her. Every time, tries to win her back.

He told us to.

He wants me to come home and try.

He wants the shots to feel... visceral

He wants to work things out. [scoffs]

He was so pissed when he found that pillow dummy in your bed.

He was your best friend's husband.

He's a giant. I mean...

He's a legend in the ring, but he's also literally... gigantic.

He's already cutting people? I thought this was just a warm up.

He's more sexist than racist, in my experience.

He's the two time champion of... some stuff.

He's this guy. He delivers pizza.

Hell, no.

Hello, Detective Chambers.

Hello, ladies.

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Help us out, Ruth.

Her hair is brown,

Here she is, stepping into the ring.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here.

Here. I got this after I dropped acid and hiked up Machu Picchu.

Here. The Valley.

Here's the "but." He puts the wrong date in the machine,

Here's what I've learned:

Hester, Martin, I... I know we've just met, but I'm gonna hug you.

Hey, baby. Come on, talk to me. What's up? What's wrong?

Hey, Cherry.

Hey, enjoy the refreshments.

Hey, Gary. What a turnout tonight, huh?

Hey, girl.

Hey, Glen! See you out there

Hey, Glen.

Hey, guys. It's me.

Hey, hey, Florian! We're throwing a party!

Hey, hey. Can you hang back a few minutes?

Hey, how was the meditation retreat?

Hey, it's Ruth.

Hey, look, I know it was tough today. All right?

Hey, look, we'll figure it out. Let's go make a show.

Hey, Mallory.

Hey, Mr. Director, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

Hey, Sam. Sam, so, how important is it that we all go to this party?

Hey, shut up. You weak, geriatrical type person

Hey, sorry I'm late. [sniffs]

Hey, uh, can you help me with something?

Hey, Uta Hagen.

Hey, wait. Can I talk to you for a second?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! What? No, we're not molesting your robot.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Are you still moping about that match?

Hey. Get out of that corner.

Hey. Give back that...

Hey. So?

Hey. You ready?

Hezbollah's a group of people. This is a city,

Hi

Hi

Hi, Dale.

Hi, guys.

Hi, I'm Melanie Rose.

Hi, I'm Melrose. I'm a bad, bad girl who likes to party, party, party.

Hi, I'm sorry I'm late. I had my own hostage situation here.

Hi, Ruth. If you could just sign in for me.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hip, hip, hip.

History is a beautiful thing.

Hit me.

Hm. Where'd you waitress, a nursing home in Poland?

Hmm.

Hmm. In your opinion, one professional to another,

Hold on to it.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait.

Hold still, hold still

Hold your horses.

Holy shit, why?

Holy shit.

Holy shit. Carmen, these are good seats!

Holy shit. Okay, this is real. There are cameras.

Honey, what's your name?

Honey, you still doing blow?

Honey. Honey, come with me. Come on. It's gonna be all right.

Hot and family friendly, Glen.

Hot off the Xerox.

How am I gonna tell Adam Ant

How are you? So it's $10 for a hand wash, $20 for interior work.

How can you not? You're the one who served me.

How come she's not here?

How did you find me?

How do you know that?

How does everyone know my fucking real name?

How does it refill itself?

How long must this... go on?

How long? How long were you two... What? While I was pregnant?

How much acting will there be?

How much better everything works when, um... [clicks tongue]

How much longer does this have to go on? This punishment?

How you doing?

How's my star? You got your own dressing room yet?

Huh? Very nice, baby.

Husband fucker!

Hyah, hyah, hyah!

Hyah!

I already made another copy and sent it to my lawyer.

I also need you to introduce me, since Bill Buckley canceled.

I am a mom.

I am a proud American mother.

I am all of the things that you wanna scream at me.

I am desperate.

I am Fortune Cookie...

I am glad we never kept a gun in the house.

I am horrified this place doesn't have a bar.

I am just trying to keep an open mind. This is just kind of silly.

I am Kuntar!

I am moving back in.

I am not your enemy!

I am on a diet.

I am the Cézanne of bullshit artists.

I am very bloated. Bye.

I am Vicky Viking.

I am victorious.

I am your daughter. I'm...

I answer when he rings the bell,

I appreciate you just getting the fuck out of the way.

I beg you!

I broke up with Rhonda.

I brought my tuxedo. [chuckles]

I brought you more ice.

I call it a Lebanese Cannonball.

I called the pizza place. I ordered a pizza.

I can control her with my remote.

I can do horse work, car work...

I can do, um...

I can make her go in slow motion.

I can pee in a bucket, I don't care.

I can stay after if you want to work on it more.

I can't be late.

I can't believe I'm meeting you, I'm a huge fan

I can't believe it! I can't believe it, folks!

I can't film you doing the hugging move for 20 minutes.

I can't fully control what happens when I'm asleep.

I can't hear you, but I agree!

I can't hear you.

I can't look at you anymore.

I can't order more pizza, I'm out of cash until next Friday.

I can't possibly imagine where all the money has gone.

I can't see. [chuckles]

I can't tell when you're joking and when you're just being mean.

I can't.

I can't.

I choose work.

I chose the crack.

I claimed you were having an affair with Burt Reynolds.

I could just mark it for you.

I could pair up with someone who's the same size as me.

I could sort of land in like a somersault y, um...

I could've pulled out, but just got lazy.

I couldn't find you, I couldn't even talk to you.

I did a film a few years back.

I did a version of Peter Pan where we couldn't afford a flying rig,

I did before I married you!

I did.

I did.

I did. So...

I didn't buy a single second of that.

I didn't do any of this so I could wrestle.

I didn't know we were supposed to wear costumes.

I didn't know who else to call.

I didn't recognize you.

I didn't see you, because I was looking

I dig it. I like the whole "please objectify me" vibe.

I do cast some experimental projects on the side,

I do.

I do...

I don't actually care about wrestling.

I don't care if those banana farmers starve to death.

I don't do that anymore.

I don't even know if you're over 18.

I don't even talk to my dad anymore. That's how bad I wanna do this.

I don't have any specs, but I can get you a business plan.

I don't have anywhere else to go.

I don't have to explain myself. That's the beauty of being a director.

I don't know about y'all, but I learned a lot tonight.

I don't know how it happened, but here we are, folks.

I don't know how things work in the music video world,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I don't know, it's like I'm back in my body...

I don't know, okay?

I don't know, some chick named Mallory.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I've actually never done one of these before.

I don't know. Nobody really knows.

I don't know...

I don't like to talk about money, okay? I'm a patron of the arts.

I don't look good in a bikini.

I don't need to read it. I'll make it.

I don't need your permission. It's my life.

I don't need your travel itinerary, I need $9,000 so I don't lose the venue.

I don't see a lot of directors giving you on camera work.

I don't trust shoes that move.

I don't understand how you got this so stuck.

I don't wanna fucking talk to you. I wanna... [inhales sharply]

I don't wanna just take things out of the playbook.

I don't wanna punish you, Debbie.

I don't want notes.

I don't want to make a dumb wrestling show.

I drove to fucking Pasadena in the middle of the day.

I expect you at that party on time.

I feel all the time like a...

I feel like I'm bleeding! Oh, someone help!

I feel like I'm losing my authority.

I feel like I'm losing my mind every 20 minutes.

I feel like I'm supposed to ask you if this is what you want.

I feel like this isn't working.

I feel like we could be making something special.

I feel... all the time...

I forgot my shoes.

I found it and I brought it here.

I gave you basic direction. You didn't follow it. You're both out.

I get it.

I get it.

I get really anxious when I feel like I'm behind.

I get so much money from the government, I just throw it away.

I got chills.

I got drunk and slept with her husband.

I got my methods.

I got plastic forks from Gelson's. So, we don't have to run the dishwasher.

I got something even better for you to fondle.

I got the high score on Burger Time, then I was in a little beach shack

I got the part?

I got the part.

I got this job because I'm a pro,

I gotta get the fuck out of here.

I gotta split for a few, all right?

I guess I've reached that age where I have to admit

I guess it's just... not what I pictured.

I guess what we gotta do now is, I'm gonna sit over there..

I had a baby six months ago. My hips are still in the wrong place,

I had a few thousand which I tried to turn at the racetrack,

I had to get some power back in this situation.

I have a flaw in my conflict style

I have been sleeping on my cousin's couch for two weeks.

I have mace!

I have no idea what I'm going to do.

I have some concerns about my character.

I have the money from the car wash, minus $5 for ice cream

I have to break up with her.

I have to check on the baby before my mother goes to sleep.

I have to go. It's Sheila's birthday.

I have to use the restroom.

I haven't counted the change yet.

I haven't lived with anyone in a very long time. [sighs]

I haven't talked to you since the...

I hit rock bottom when I slept with my friend's husband.

I hope.

I just don't get it. I mean... why'd you hire me if you don't like my work?

I just don't understand how they, um, stand up like that.

I just got mad and handed the papers to you.

I just had period sex with you.

I just need someone to disagree with so I can clarify my own instincts.

I just said dinner.

I just wanna say thank you so much for bringing me in for this.

I just wanted to assure you that what happened the other night was a fluke.

I just work on my shit so fucking long and then, boom.

I just...

I just... I can't...

I just... I just mean...

I keep thinking about what you said that night. About how there are...

I knew what I was doing.

I know how to do this. I've made eight films,

I know people.

I know that I'm a human.

I know that the situation with the network executive was not...

I know this is probably devastating for you.

I know this sounds needy,

I know why you boo. Because so many cash register.

I know, but we still need to look professional.

I know, I know, I lied.

I know, I know. I'm not aging well. I'm not aging well. [laughs]

I know! I fucked up. You think I don't know that?

I know.

I know.

I know. I can't either sometimes.

I know. I told you, I fucked up.

I know. That's why I was in the woods.

I left a million messages with your service.

I let the government pay for all of my shit,

I lied.

I like it. All right, who's next?

I like pink things.

I like the color black.

I like to jolt people into consciousness.

I like to push the envelope.

I like you like this. I like you more than I usually like you.

I look at him like this... he looks at me like that.

I love points.

I love that sound.

I love you.

I made $212.

I made the choice to stop working. I wanted to actually be there for my kid.

I mean, bring them back, but...

I mean, definitely, you know, made it, you know, worse

I mean, does he even know my name?

I mean, Fortune Cookie is,

I mean, fuck, I don't even know which room is hers.

I mean, I know you're some big, famous giant, but you're an asshole,

I mean, I'm better looking than that idiot.

I mean, I'm sure I'll hate it when I see it, but it felt good.

I mean, I've had a week, so, I've kind of moved through it.

I mean, I've only done background work,

I mean, it's like why bother even trying to make anything

I mean, just raking the gutter because who gives a shit?

I mean, look, I'll go with you. We'll get a cake, it'll be a date.

I mean, our customer is a nice suburban mom

I mean, they're the moves that got me cast

I mean, this could either feel dinky or it could feel epic,

I mean, this whole thing builds to the US versus Russia.

I mean, we might not even have a show. So...

I mean, you just have one of those faces that kind of... changes.

I mean, you know, as your husband.

I mean... you're like Grace Kelly on steroids.

I meant the way "Ms. Pac Man" is different from "Pac Man."

I need a drink.

I need a manservant to carry my enormous American flag.

I need a star.

I need some tequila.

I need to wee.

I never actually intended to hand the papers to you.

I never lived in Sacramento.

I often wonder what my life would be like

I only made ten copies, so, we have to share 'em.

I owed him a favor

I paid for this scene study class.

I pay our mortgage,

I pay our utilities, so, I am going to stay here

I pick something in the audience to look at.

I prefer exaggerated. I mean, that's the point.

I put lotion all over my body, because it is scientifically proven

I put my body through too much trauma today.

I quit the marriage. I quit the movie. I even left my dog.

I really didn't wanna do this again,

I really like candelabra sconces.

I really thought I was gonna like this.

I said I'd do anything, so, here we fucking are.

I said, I'll fight you.

I see a lot of guys here, too.

I see what happened.

I see you've met Sebastian Howard, our producer.

I sell it, but he's the one with the real strength, the real craft

I sent you the details.

I shook down the kid who brought it, and he sang like a canary

I suggest you leave now.

I suggest you listen to what he has to say very carefully.

I swear this is the last time.

I think I deserve to live.

I think I have an extra pair in my trunk.

I think I have some change.

I think I'll wait. You can pick them out yourself.

I think I'm gonna roll credits over this mayhem.

I think I'm gonna sleep there tonight. Just need my toothbrush.

I think it's like this.

I think my vagina just swallowed itself.

I think our match was good.

I think she's gone.

I think that's something that'll really resonate with female audiences.

I think there's something here. I know you were just being an asshole,

I think we both took advantage of that.

I think Welfare Queen is trying to bore Machu into submission.

I think, just, nerds try harder.

I think, uh... I should pull back on the dominatrix thing.

I think.

I think.

I think... honestly...

I think... You know what the craziest part of this whole...

I thought I might be pregnant.

I thought I was gonna like... "Oh, Bob Mackie! I need that."

I thought you were sweet. You're smart and funny.

I throw things.

I told everyone you were at Esalen meditating.

I told her what we do to rats where I come from. Bitch shut up after that.

I took her by surprise.

I trained these girls all fucking week.

I tried to be nice about it, but, you know,

I understand how to do that.

I understand the shackles of family expectations.

I walked from one end of Santa Monica Boulevard

I wanna hear you say it.

I wanna kick your ass

I wanna work harder.

I want a wrestling valet.

I want that cavewoman anger.

I want those crazy faces of agony.

I want to, but I'm really not feeling well.

I want you to be my lead.

I want you to find a nice man,

I want you to meet the new star of GLOW,

I want you to read my script.

I was 10 and my grandfather died...

I was freaking out.

I was hoping to get some feedback on my audition.

I was kidding. I'm kidding.

I was really wasted at the time.

I was sober and insecure

I was the audience coordinator for Family Feud.

I was trying to come up with a tactful euphemism.

I was... God, so excited.

I wasn't shagging you because I wanted something.

I watch a lot of Murder, She Wrote and Wheel of Fortune, TV in general.

I watched tapes, I broke down moves.

I went to three rehabs.

I will be back at five. Don't make me wait, Mark.

I will destroy all you hold dear.

I will destroy your American way of living.

I will fuck you up, baldy. And you, Gregg Allman.

I will knock your dentures out.

I will work my ass off, and I will make you believe me

I won!

I wore a straw hat and puffy sleeves to school every day for a whole year.

I would just fast forward to the next schmuck.

I would love some.

I would love to stay and catch up with you,

I wrecked someone's home.

I, uh... I can't work things out with Mark if we're not living in the same house.

I, um...

I... [chuckles]

I... I didn't order pizza.

I... I felt deeply connected to Anne of Green Gables.

I... I was born for this moment.

I... We can go over it if you want. Does that sound fun?

I'd like to bring up some other powerful, equally admirable women.

I'd like to toast my mother for organizing all this.

I'll be back later.

I'll be right back.

I'll do the rest.

I'll fight you.

I'll go get doughnuts while you're in there.

I'll go.

I'll go.

I'll gut your Gucci and blast your Beemer.

I'll have my girl follow up with the details.

I'll listen.

I'll make it easier for everyone. If you want your paycheck,

I'll make sure we get you double your salary.

I'll make you shit your pants!

I'll make your show.

I'll probably embroider these a tad, but, uh... Whoa.

I'll remember that. Oh, hand me my readers.

I'll ride with you.

I'll tell you what.

I'll...

I'm a businesswoman, for chrissake, not a fruit philanthropist.

I'm a fucking bovine mutant.

I'm a good guy.

I'm a heel. I'm the evil Ogress. I gotta find something to scare the kids.

I'm a homewrecker.

I'm a huge fan. I'm a Goliath fan.

I'm a perfect ten, and you're a zero.

I'm a quitter?

I'm a real actress.

I'm a seven.

I'm a sucker for non threatening, unavailable men who compliment me.

I'm a two time...

I'm a wrestler.

I'm all in.

I'm American as apple pie,

I'm bleeding. Ow!

I'm Carmen, Tom and Kurt's little sister.

I'm coming for you, Hep Cat.

I'm cranky, and I don't take criticism well,

I'm Debbie Eagan. I'm a friend of Bash's.

I'm done.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm going to study.

I'm going with Bash to look at a venue.

I'm gonna be casting a squad of 12 women

I'm gonna change out those shitty ropes we've been using, make 'em pink.

I'm gonna charm old people. Are you gonna be okay?

I'm gonna take a piss first. So, why don't you guys stretch it out?

I'm happy to do the whole all method all the time...

I'm having a fund raiser for Nancy's Just Say No campaign.

I'm her husband.

I'm here for you.

I'm in danger. Help me. Save me.

I'm Ju...

I'm Junkchain, and I bring the pain.

I'm just glad no one's sprained their ankles.

I'm just hiding from Debbie.

I'm just looking for a partner I can stand.

I'm just saying what I'm seeing, and I can't believe what I'm seeing!

I'm just waiting.

I'm just, uh...

I'm just... I'm pissed we didn't get to do the move.

I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of him. He's a fucking baby.

I'm Liberty Belle, the American hero.

I'm Liberty Belle.

I'm Liberty Belle.

I'm married.

I'm no father figure. I mean...

I'm not a child. I'll be fine.

I'm not an idiot

I'm not asking you to defend anybody. I'm just worried about you.

I'm not easy to work with. I know that.

I'm not emotionally equipped for it.

I'm not giving you any more money.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not paranoid.

I'm not some 25 year old child who thinks he knows everything.

I'm official now. So, deal with it, Rosen.

I'm part Cherokee.

I'm producing a women's wrestling show for KDTV.

I'm really sorry.

I'm requesting a thaw.

I'm right here.

I'm Sam Sylvia.

I'm Sam. I'm a filmmaker.

I'm Sheila.

I'm so sorry, I, uh... Well, had a little bit of an emergency.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

I'm sorry, Madame, but there is a woman outside.

I'm sorry, Sebastian, you're on the list plus one, not 20.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm the athlete. Those are my actual medals.

I'm their drug counselor.

I'm thirsty!

I'mma sit here, watch my stories, eat me some lobster,

I've actually never lived with girls before,

I've also done extensive mask work and clowning workshops.

I've been around this block before.

I've been embarrassed by a lot of things my son chooses to spend his time doing...

I've been making this wrestling TV show just so I can fund my next movie.

I've been reading a book about marriage.

I've been working on it for, like, ten years, man. Ten years.

I've called you like a million times to hang out. What is going on?

I've done a bunch of plays in Omaha,

I've got $83 in my bank account, and I'm waitressing all weekend.

I've got girls who can do the splits, they can cut hair,

I've made a lot of terrible decisions.

I've met you.

I've never seen Jenny this determined about anything. It's a...

I've worn this...

Ice Cream Gulag.

Ideal...

If a costume rips, we're gonna need to fix it. Fast.

If he just, like, disappeared...

If I call your number and say, "Thank you,"

If it wasn't for your Aunt Cathy, I think I might have lost my mind.

If my name was, I don't know, Francis Ford Coppola.

If one of you turns out to be Hulk Hogan, I've hit the fucking jackpot.

If there's one thing I learned in my illustrious career,

If there's something I need to change, I wanna change it.

If this is too silly for you, you can leave.

If we crash it, I bet we can walk out of there with something.

If we keep that up, we're gonna have a bona fide hit on our hands.

If we're both on the perimeter of the ring,

If you are open to that kind of thing.

If you don't like it,

If you don't wanna be part of it, I'll drive you home.

If you ever accost me in the bathroom again...

If you have a fucked up kid or whatever

If you need help, ask the big one.

If you wanna call her and cry.

If you wanna see more, you're gonna have to take this money

If you want the sides, come down to my office.

If you'd liked pink things a little less, maybe we wouldn't be here right now.

If you'd told me you were my daughter, I would never have done that.

If you're into the sisterhood,

If you're moved to support them, please, open your hearts and your checkbooks.

Ignore the cameras.

In a Kmart leotard,

In case of, uh, serious injury,

In college, my sorority raised thousands of dollars

In exactly 45 minutes.

In one corner, from Bolshevik Russia

In our guest room slash office slash craft area.

In Soviet Union, line is like cocktail party.

In Soviet Union, television watches you.

In Soviet Union, we have one chair.

In Soviet Union, we must pay one month's salary for this quality of cat.

In that photo from poke.

In the porn dance party in Body Double.

In the world of wrestling? I mean, imagine this times 14.

In this world...

In walks Koontar."

In your jerk off space opera. You didn't write me a part.

Intelligent and whimsical?

Into a phoenix rising from the crowd, which is very surprising.

Into the ring, winning it all.

Introducing the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!

Is because you are weak American.

Is it because I'm deaf?

Is Liberty Belle.

Is she joining the team?

Is that an apology?

Is that dead? What is that?

Is that her age in dog years? That's thoughtful and weird.

Is that something you fancy?

Is that the birthday you would want?

Is that the lineup?

Is that too much to ask?

Is that you can't rely on a blood rig to sell a performance.

Is the animal handler.

Is the mind.

Is there a script, or... [scoffs] I don't know why I'm asking.

Is this required or can we live at home and commute?

Is what...? What is it?

Is your hair a dance floor?

Isn't it your job to keep tabs on that guy?

Isn't that how it works?

It all came out and...

It can only get better from here.

It doesn't matter. He just wears a head scarf and hates America.

It got weird.

It has a new trash compactor, just installed.

It has the surrealist quality of your early works

It has to be something.

It helps.

It just got a little intense.

It just happened

It looks like the evil empire has prevailed.

It means that I'm trying to work on my issues

It sounds so scary.

It started when Mr. Monopoly closed down the factory in Steel Horse's town,

It turned out they're actually half brothers, and...

It was a dramatic gesture.

It was a huge mistake.

It was a squirrel.

It was a tag team match into a double cross

It was me, her, and her husband.

It was so nice to see you, Lorene, really.

It was the seed of an idea.

It was very scary.

It was...

It'd be cute, balloons of different sizes.

It'd be too confusing for the audience, you know?

It'll be... It'll be fun.

It'll still be rush hour in 15 minutes.

It's 9,000, and I would need 4,500 to hold the booking.

It's a beautiful moment on a beautiful day.

It's a dead end.

It's a formality. You guys are just window dressing or...

It's a great title.

It's a new costume element I'm working on.

It's a post nuke dystopia, thank you.

It's a Pound Puppy...

It's a room full of rich people with open checkbooks.

It's a semi autobiographical, psycho sexual, time travel drama.

It's a soap opera!

It's a whole new terrifying side.

It's about a boy, this all American kid,

It's about type. And your type is...

It's all gone topsy turvy, folks.

It's all gone topsy turvy, folks.

It's all I have right now.

It's all right. I'll just dock you for the sheets out of your paycheck.

It's an honor to meet you.

It's called a work.

It's commentary on an existing stereotype.

It's Debbie.

It's deep.

It's different. They're big, dumb boys.

It's Edna and Ethel Rosenblatt,

It's essentially Cagney & Lacey, but with a black girl and a Jew

It's expensive, but I'm not the one signing the checks, so...

It's fine.

It's fine. Really.

It's fucking conspicuous, right?

It's fucking fake.

It's GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

It's hard to pass up a starring role.

It's hard, with 14 women.

It's in an hour. I could have three meals in an hour.

It's just about whatever's in front of you.

It's just my name.

It's just what I and the entire world see with our eyes.

It's just... little, stupid stuff.

It's kind of...

It's kinda bouncy. [chuckles]

It's like a belly flop, but on your back.

It's like a murder scene in there.

It's like an unspoken language.

It's like the midgets.

It's more like a junkyard. With shrubbery.

It's more like a sport with costumes?

It's more of a bitchy, Southern debutante type.

It's more of, like, a the****utic lean. My therapist taught it to me.

It's my father's name, son of a bitch.

It's not a judgment.

It's not about the lie, it's about where the lie takes you.

It's not about you. I'm trying to see if the skit works.

It's not for you.

It's not porn.

It's not professional. We're shagging.

It's not sleep away camp, I mean, it's... It's a job.

It's not that I don't want this job. I do.

It's not the right time.

It's not the workouts.

It's not working.

It's not yet, but I can feel it's coming.

It's not, is it? It's...

It's offensive.

It's okay.

It's one less minefield.

It's only fair.

It's perfect.

It's really nice having you here.

It's really... ooh. [laughs] It's really great.

It's Ruth Wilder.

It's safe.

It's Sam. Is your master home?

It's so crystallized, and that's what I need.

It's someone you really know, and, uh, who really knows you.

It's sort of a fuck you to the Republican party

It's such a shit show, you know?

It's that one, right?

It's the better part.

It's the first time I've put your money into something I care about.

It's the Little Match Girl.

It's theatrical. It's a glitter unibrow.

It's too bad you can't do it for real.

It's true, he did.

It's usually 'cause I'm high...

It's very nice

It's what I usually do anyway. Stay in character.

It's where we get all our best ideas from.

It's wolf years, actually.

It's...

It's... It is for me.

Jeez.

Jenny's doing costumes, Sheila's on sound, I did the props.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, baby, it's five in the morning.

Jesus, we'll find another venue.

Jesus! You smell like a distillery.

Just 'cause we're at a party doesn't mean we're at all okay.

Just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever.

Just burst in like some Greek goddess of rage,

Just do the move.

Just get whatever you need and get out, okay?

Just give me a minute.

Just in the daytimes during rehearsals.

Just join my, uh... my pity party.

Just know that he's the one writing your checks, so, be nice.

Just like the big guys, but girls.

Just make sure to do it safely"?

Just me all chained up and drooling and...

Just pretend you're having the best time in the world,

Just take some fucking direction for a minute.

Just trying to be sensitive.

Just trying to fuck him instead of his dad.

Just wasn't the right time for us, you know?

Just when I thought I'd seen it all,

Just, uh, getting back from the gym here. It's an early workout.

Just, uh... Just take my car.

Just...

Just... We're...

Justine's my kid.

Keith thinks I quit.

Kick in the stomach, I like that.

Kidding. Jeez.

Kids are gonna love you.

Kind of a female JR with a touch of Cruella de Vil

Kind of evil person who gives out raisins to kids on Halloween.

Know any good party tricks?

Know what, why don't you come down to the gym and see it for yourself?

Knowing at the stroke of dawn, one of them will be randomly murdered

Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

Ladies, hi.

Ladies...

Last month, I was so broke,

Last night was breakfast for dinner night, and I was the only one who ate it.

Leave my baby on a stranger's doorstep and get blackout drunk.

Let me handle it. This is my passion.

Let the child skate.

Let's get you off the dance floor.

Let's give it a shot. Carmen, kick us off.

Let's go find the dressing room. Just follow me.

Let's go!

Let's go! Kick, it's like a punch with your leg.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's just get out there and deal with these amateurs you hired.

Let's make it like a... A fucking rock concert.

Let's move to actual back bumps.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's still stuff to do before we shoot.

Let's see if this cold war will start heating up soon.

Lie to her, Flor.

Lie.

Light of day.

Like a bigger part, a horse.

Like a cat...

Like a real actor?

Like a vision before a seizure.

Like Mom.

Like my first feature credit.

Like Oedipussy, Venus in Chains, Gina the Machina,

Like, "Eh... Hmm."

Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do

Like, we'd all never see each other again?

Like, worst aunt ever.

Like...

Listen, you can't... You can't move in this thing. Look.

Look at me.

Look at this asshole.

Look at this face, huh? Look at that smile.

Look at you. You're amazing.

Look down. Get low.

Look what Mommy's doing.

Look, are we still doing this whole Louis Gossett Jr., Richard Gere thing?

Look, here's GLOW.

Look, I don't know what to say.

Look, I don't like you, Strindberg, take that in.

Look, I get that there's no great way to deliver this news, okay?

Look, I know that Mark has been...

Look, I respect how committed you are to your character.

Look, I'm sorry I tried to fuck you, okay?

Look, there's still a lot of girls,

Look, this is a family business, all right?

Look, we learned a valuable lesson over the weekend.

Look, we work good together, right?

Look. She's having a happy birthday.

Look. What's the first thing that jumps out at you?

Looking to expand their profile throughout the region.

Looking very, uh, bend y.

Lookit, I've seen that movie.

Looks like Machu's got, uh...

Looks like Vicky Viking's taking a real ax kicking today.

Lost three pounds, though. Fat fuck.

Lost tribes of women wander the land

Love Star Wars.

Lovely home, though.

Loving the pink ropes, buddy.

Lucky Charms, anyone?

Lucky for us, we hate children. Right, honey?

Lunge and miss.

Machu needs to get up, or this fight is over.

Machu Picchu. Wait!

Machu! Machu! Machu!

Machu! Machu! Machu!

Machu! Machu! Machu!

Machu! Machu! Machu!

Make it look as real as you want.

Make space in the relationship for you to fuck someone else?

Makes you way more fucking productive and helps you focus.

Maybe a camera on a jib, moving around. Right?

Maybe he's been expecting me to call. Now he's mad.

Maybe I like both of 'em too much. I don't...

Maybe these could help inspire you in your wrestling personas.

Maybe we need a system.

Maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife.

Maybe you did die. [chuckles]

Maybe you shouldn't have fucked your friend's husband.

Maybe you'll get back together.

Maybe your script is too complicated.

Maybe.

Me and Florian and the bellhops have been working on it all morning.

Me Ogress. You die now.

Me, neither.

Medalist...

Melanie, do the moves.

Melrose, you can barely skate sober.

Melrose. Hi, it's a pleasure.

Men are real.

Men.

Men... walk in fear

Mess is? Um...

Might cut together.

Milk? Sugar?

Mint Julep.

Mm hm

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm. Go run, go.

Mom, I got a lot of people counting on me. This is important.

Monopoly might be better.

Morning.

Most of you don't know how to act, none of you can wrestle.

Mother, not so much.

Mothers and Lovers.

Move around with us,

Move out of my way, fuckwad!

Mr. Monopoly, the heel.

Mr. Patrick O'Towne.

My apartment key. Fuck.

My brother had to wrestle it like it was real.

My brother said he's super nice

My brother, he once had this promoter

My dad's Goliath Jackson.

My housekeeper's name is Ruth. She's wonderful.

My lips are sealed,

My low point came two months ago,

My mom doesn't like games where people get killed.

My mom's having a fund raiser.

My mother is Rosalie Biagi from Sacramento.

My name's Sebastian Howard,

My parents never let me eat sugary cereals as a kid.

My shoes!

My son.

My wife cheated on me with my Steadicam operator.

My wife, Jodie, she goes crazy for All My Children.

Nah. Nah, bro, it's called Back to the Future.

Naked already?

Next time maybe you should give them some direction.

Next!

Nice!

Nice. Good job, Cherry

Nineteen.

No character work, so, yes, we improvised.

No friends.

No lawyer is gonna let you sign a document that guarantees me

No love,

No man,

No one can defeat Zoya.

No one passed it to me, and I've been waiting because I'm polite.

No shit.

No shit.

No, 'cause I'm smart, like Encyclopedia Britannica.

No, I can't. I have a scene study class.

No, I just don't want the show to fall apart.

No, I wanna stay and support the girls. They worked really hard.

No, I... I think it's pretty clear.

No, I'm not hugging you.

No, I'm not sure I understand...

No, I'm quite fastidious about following instructions on the label.

No, I'm staying here.

No, just someone less like a giant Cabbage Patch Kid.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. It's free. I forgot to mention that. Yeah.

No, no, no. These are the... the girls. The former drug addicts?

No, please. No, we can make that in our sleep.

No, wait. Last one, last one.

No, you haven't. I haven't made it. It's called Mothers and Lovers.

No!

No!

No! Are you an idiot?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just... don't really wanna face the rest of my day.

No. I'm more of, like, the brainchild, the mastermind slash fairy godfather.

No. It doesn't make sense, 'cause I'm not a werewolf.

No. Kick.

No. Maybe. Doesn't matter. He's Gorgeous George, a pretty boy.

No. My grandfather didn't even know how old he was.

No. No demos, no talking.

No. No, another one. I've been trying to get it made for years.

No. No.

No. No.

No. No. Terrorist or genie or some sort of other evil Arab.

No. Of course not. I would've told you.

No. Thanks, Mom

No. We don't.

No. What?

Nobody gets it and no one wants to pay for it.

Nobody respects a lady wrestler, sweetie.

Nobody thinks that.

Not anymore.

Not everything, but a lot.

Not hearing anything.

Not like preschool.

Not my bag. As my ex wife will tell you.

Not my best friend,

Not my problem

Not nuns, roommates.

Not on your birthday.

Not secretaries telling powerful men their wives are on line two.

Not set in the desert after a nuclear war.

Not the right baby.

Not to get too much into it, but...

Not touching that one.

Not what I expected.

Not your problem? We're guests at this hotel.

Now circle the other one.

Now is not the time.

Now she's training every day, living in a halfway house.

Now that is the first time I have come close

Now, I know it's exciting to be in the midst of a big shot producer,

Now, I'm going to give an injection next to your cervix

Now, slouch. [whispers] Submit.

Now, tell me again, what do you need?

Now, that is a humiliating move, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, that is misappropriation of solicited funds.

Now, there's gonna be people up there,

Now, this hulking specimen over here

Now, this I can get used to.

Now, you're going to feel a little pressure, okay?

Now...

Now...

Now...

Now's as good a time as any, right?

Nuclear war has reduced the Earth to a smoking ruin.

Obviously you shouldn't do porn. Unless it's, like, porn Shakespeare.

Obviously, I'm not suggesting you go have sex on camera...

Of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?

Of a really exciting new venture.

Of course you don't. You don't love anyone.

Of Dr. Gene Scott ranting about fucking UFOs.

Of indoor/outdoor lifestyle in Southern California.

Oh

Oh, and get this girl a milkshake. On me.

Oh, are these nail clippings?

Oh, are you leaving? I just got here.

Oh, Blood Disco.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, come on. Stick to the script.

Oh, come on. Who gives a shit?

Oh, don't let anyone see you.

Oh, fuck me!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, get it. Get it.

Oh, god damn it. Jesus. Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Mark had food poisoning

Oh, God. See, we all have shit to face.

Oh, God. That was so intense.

Oh, God. Uh... [chuckles]

Oh, Goliath Jackson, this is such an honor.

Oh, good morning.

Oh, he took Kuntar aside to speak privately.

Oh, hello.

Oh, here we actually go. Sam!

Oh, hey, I'm Keith. I'm Cherry's husband.

Oh, hey. Everyone's looking for you.

Oh, hey. Uh...

Oh, hey. You all right? What's going on?

Oh, hi.

Oh, how actress y of you.

Oh, I didn't... I didn't hear the beep. Ruth. Hi, it's Mallory.

Oh, I trust him.

Oh, I, uh... got a call back

Oh, I'm just... I'm just looking around for a birthday present for Sheila.

Oh, it nodded. I love it. Hello!

Oh, joke's on you. I got implants. [laughs]

Oh, make it stop.

Oh, man, it's a... It's a super plus day over here.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mark, I'm so sorry. That sounds awful.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Finally!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What is happening?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm too excited to concentrate.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh, of course! This makes total sense.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, it was more of a one time thing.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Oh, no, ostrich feath...

Oh, no!

Oh, no. I do not believe in radio voodoo

Oh, no. No, no, no. No tripods. Sorry.

Oh, no. We both haven't worked in a while,

Oh, no. You're not getting off that easy.

Oh, okay. So, I see, you don't want story.

Oh, really? You didn't like that one, Glen?

Oh, right. [chuckles]

Oh, right. Maggie, you're spoiling my liquor..

Oh, right. Sure.

Oh, Sheila. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit! That looks dangerous.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. That's me. It's fine! I gotta go!

Oh, sorry, maybe it's a wrong metaphor.

Oh, sure you do.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God. Alcohol.

Oh, uh, black. Thank you.

Oh, we're going to make a fuss, majorly.

Oh, yeah, I'll come at you. I'm like a good fiber cereal.

Oh, yeah, I'm not feeling so well. I need to go home.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. But maybe KDTV has an extra studio

Oh, yeah, you do it. You do Kuntar.

Oh, yeah? You big into dictators?

Oh, yeah. I like art that tells you exactly what it is.

Oh, yes! Here we go, perfect.

Oh, you fucking cunt! I should fucking kill you!

Oh, you guys are friends now? That's cute.

Oh, you mean right now?

Oh, you owe me 20 bucks.

Oh, you're the director. Come in.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh...

Oh! Uh...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [laughs]

Oh. Except Debbie, because she's the star, and she has a baby.

Oh. Jenny, I don't think we need to bring the sewing machine.

Oh. Look at these.

Oh. Nerd versus party girl.

Oh. Not a skit. And whatever it is you want, I don't have time for it.

Oh. Oh, no.

Oh. Strindberg. Who the fuck is that?

Oh. Uh...

Oh. Uh...

Oh. Um...

Oh. Um...

Oh. You guys are here. Oh, my goodness.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... [exclaims]

Oh... no smoking.

Okay

Okay, all right. That's it. Number 30, number 22, thank you.

Okay, bye.

Okay, enough.

Okay, good.

Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, I can't handle this,

Okay, ladies, back to the Isle of Lesbos!

Okay, let's do that.

Okay, number 18.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, shit stirrer, let's work on your side.

Okay, so, if I wanted to put you in,

Okay, so...

Okay, this is bullshit, Sam. We've all worked really hard.

Okay, we get it.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? Check this chick out, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. "Kuntar, a vision of hideousness."

Okay. [sighs]

Okay. All due respect.

Okay. All right, Bash.

Okay. Come at me.

Okay. Great, well, we'll caravan. Can you bring socks for Sheila?

Okay. I don't know what that means.

Okay. I have 300 cash in my bag.

Okay. Mark, he has no fucking teeth. We can't give him celery.

Okay. So, we start here first. This way I can tell you which way to go.

Okay. So...

Okay. Thank you, Ruth.

Okay. Then we'll get started.

Okay. Uh, yeah.

Okay. Um...

Okay. We'll see.

Olympic...

On the inside she's like a marshmallow, like a Mallomar.

Once we get divorced, wanna buy it?

One minute you're fighting crime,

One more match.

One of my all time favorite guys is up next. Please?

One of the...

One second, I think, "Fuck, yeah, she's hot,"

One store, 50 different types of chair.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Only ladies. Lady wrestling

Oof... Ah!

Ooh, you smell nice!

Ooh!

Ooh. And a milkshake!

Open ended.

Or 'cause I don't like your face, or your ass.

Or asking how my day was?"

Or drunk,

Or I could take one of Bash's Quaaludes. [chuckles]

Or is he just another white racist director?

Or just another dramatic gesture meant to show that you're capable of change?

Or like, "Say nope to dope."

Or maybe it was a wet season.

Or maybe you're pregnant.

Or not. I'll just...

Or rehab. Probably more like rehab.

Or some version of this, every day for the past five years.

Or someone has done something to make me feel so small and insecure...

Or there's problems with money.

Or, like, noodles with spices, I think.

Or... Sorry, are you... Are you hiring actors

Other people don't piss me off as much. And Sam put me in charge.

Otherwise he'd have won the nomination."

Ouch. Floor girl.

Our clients think we're funny and should be on television.

Our phenomenal executive at K DTV,

Our what?

Ours wasn't predictable.

Out of this Nordic nightmare?

Overall, extremely positive. Just a few concerns.

Ow!

Ow!

Party. Party.

Pat.

Pat.

Patio furniture dressing.

Patio Town.

Patio Town.

Peace.

People respect me here.

Personal lubricant?

Physically, but mentally, we went on a magic carpet ride.

Pick me up a pink frosted?

Plastered across 14 of the most gorgeous ladies

Play around. Try on anything. Okay?

Please continue.

Please don't mingle, don't talk to anybody. Steal nothing.

Please don't put me in the position of having to defend the man I just left.

Please have a seat.

Please kill me.

Please, as if you worked with De Palma.

Please, go home to your family.

Please!

Please.

Please.

Point is, you need to develop your own gimmick.

Popping up a lot lately?

Porn you can watch with your kids.

Premenstrual Syndrome.

Prepare yourself to be offended, disgusted, and horrified.

Pretty proud of that.

Providing we find the right sponsor.

Pull your shoulders back,

Pun. Patty O'Towne.

Put your tits away!

Put your tits away. This isn't Club Med.

Randy only loves you 'cause your boobs are full of food.

Really, after your father left,

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Debbie and now her?

Really? You? Team Pariah? You still want the show to happen?

Really? You're going?

Really? You're still going to that?

Rehab is expensive, dude.

Relax with the standing and sticking your chest out.

Relax. Ruth could wrestle herself

Resume gets a little thin after 1979

Rhonda, show him what we're talking about.

Rhonda. You're late.

Rick has been making me look good for years.

Right between Dr. Gene Scott

Right here.

Right here.

Right, okay, so, you saw a movie about a guy who goes back in time

Right? Arr!

Right? I mean, it's not about the next thing,

Right? So, he builds a time machine to go into the future

Right.

Right. 'Cause that's a workout bustier.

Right. It makes him hate himself.

Roger Moore is by far the best Bond.

Ronnie takes out his pen...

Rosen, that white girl bullshit might work on teachers and cops,

Russia's not sharing that crown with anyone.

Russians, best villains since the Nazis.

Ruth

Ruth has a whole contingency plan.

Ruth isn't a wrestling persona.

Ruth Wilder. I have a ten a.m. appointment.

Ruth Wilder. Looks like you.

Ruth, are you okay?

Ruth, can you please tell Sheila that she has to come out

Ruth!

Ruth.

Ruth.

Ruth.

Ruth. [clears throat] Ruth Wilder.

Ruth. Up here.

Salty "The Sack" Johnson.

Salty "The Sack" Johnson. You've heard of him, right?

Salty's famous for his DDTs. Where is Salty, by the way?

Sam doesn't want us to walk in together, so... [chuckles]

Sam said he'd get us pink ropes, he got us pink ropes.

Sam Sylvia, director.

Sam, can we go talk for a sec?

Sam, I hired you to direct a wrestling show.

Sam, I love it.

Sam, I've never had any role before.

Sam, look at me

Sam, you're the director. You're the one with the vision.

Sam, your ideas are so complicated.

Sam! We are making this thing. Today.

Sam?

Say, a headlock.

Scavenging for water, food and an even scarcer resource,

Seeing a cognitive behavioral therapist. Her name is Linda.

Seeing these women struggle to use their bodies

Seemed to be the right thing to do.

Seriously?

Set him up with a guy who wrestled with a snake.

Sex.

She came here tonight to tell her story.

She could change her mind.

She cuts my fruit up into little pieces.

She doesn't care about anyone but herself.

She gets it.

She gets moody.

She got a little emotional and...

She had to have reconstructive surgery after a year long coma.

She harvests them for food.

She has nothing.

She is literally shoving her socialist welfare policy

She is! She's hammerlocking her. And now it's Russia versus China.

She just came to stomp the homewrecker.

She might kill you.

She needs to be ready in five minutes

She probably spent the night at Billy's.

She says she wants to wrestle for a night with... the Specimen.

She seemed more all American.

She told me at that fucking party.

She was also in one episode of Murder, She Wrote.

She was his high school sweetheart, but now she thinks he's evil.

She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach

She was selling her body for crack.

She'll feed him Funyuns and Fresca and government conspiracies.

She'll hijack this whole dang match if she has to

She's 85, and she only speaks Hindi

She's a sexy party girl.

She's actually British, which is impressive. These two.

She's come to kill.

She's getting back together with Mark. She's bailing on the show.

She's gonna destroy lives.

She's just... reckless.

She's Laura Morgan on Paradise Cove.

She's not supposed to be here. She wasn't auditioning.

She's on a soap.

She's our masterpiece.

She's probably at home in Pasadena with her baby.

She's right

She's the all American hero.

She's the Alpha and you're the Omega.

She's... in the mix.

Sheila!

Sheila! It's time for the cake!

Sheila.

Sheila. Sheila.

Shh. Shh.

Shiny people who have everything,

Shit in the ring, it's just entertainment.

Shit, that was a disaster. Let me try again, I can do better.

Shit.

Shit. Where the fuck is that key?

Shitty little biter.

Shot of tequila. Thank you.

Should we call it?

Should we do another one?

Signed, sealed, notarized. Fuck you! Have a nice life.

Signs the picture.

Since my wife left me.

Since we're not making Apocalypse Now, let's add a little fun back in.

Since when do we talk so openly about money?

Since when do you cook?

Since when does this thing end with a tag team match?

Since you're such a nerd, you'd probably enjoy that.

Sisters of the moon, rejoice.

Sits on the tarmac at Beirut Airport.

Six meals.

Sleep!

Smells like donkey doo in here. Mm!

So I can finish what I started. Come on, Birdie! Just say yes.

So let's not get into a pissing contest.

So much about this that's working.

So much quality, so much choices.

So poetic, political, and just... [inhales sharply] punk rock, man.

So points for that.

So they don't turn off my phone...

So two stage hands carried me around for three hours.

So we'll have another car wash.

So we're gonna put a stationary camera up there,

So we're talking free housing, free cable,

So what? Ideas are cheap. Everyone's got ideas.

So, all I had to do to get you over to the house was freeze your trust.

So, all right, what did you think, Bashy?

So, are you coming to the show?

So, are you going to? What about the show?

So, dry your tears and leave the ring quietly.

So, extra clothes are in here,

So, fingers crossed, again.

So, George is a little bit more old school than today's guys,

So, get with the old ladies, figure something else out.

So, go find her.

So, handheld.

So, I bring you in so they can see that they don't actually want

So, I can get in with the handheld,

So, I gotta get some sleep

So, I know how important it is to be patriotic.

So, I'll probably stare sometimes,

So, I'm fired?

So, I've always been based in LA.

So, I've been ruminating.

So, I've just been practicing some landings.

So, it's just gonna be for a few weeks.

So, let's go big, let's make it visceral,

So, make all the arrangements you have to,

So, my husband said, "It's either me or the crack."

So, no.

So, now I'm here to drink

So, that's the guy? In the Beemer right there?

So, the next day I walked out.

So, the smallest noise or variance in smell will disturb me.

So, things are looking up. Heh.

So, this is my fault.

So, this is your butler guy?

So, uh...

So, um, I'll see you around.

So, um, it'll be 11 even.

So, we can feel the struggle, the drama, the victory, the defeat.

So, we need to pick up Randy from my parents' house,

So, we're canceled.

So, what are you, like a...

So, what do you think?

So, what is this miscarriage bullshit?

So, what is this, the old Malibu ambush?

So, what moves have you guys learned?

So, what the fuck do you want?

So, what, now it's all about trying to win the crown back from Welfare Queen?

So, what's our backstory?

So, when exactly do we get to move into this deluxe training camp?

So, why am I doing this? I don't know

So, you guys are bosom buddies now?

So, you have obviously been helping her.

So, you know, choose me

So, you know, you guys... Now, if you have, like, a...

So, you must be the famous Billy.

So, you really didn't have birthdays in Cambodia?

So?

So...

So...

So...

Socially beneficial programming, part of our mission.

Some cool punk girl who's in a band,

Some diabolical plan.

Some lines on Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Gimme a Break.

Some of them I don't even remember. [chuckles]

Some of us are trying to work.

Someone else gets there first.

Someone I haven't seen. I want a girl who's real."

Someone sent you a card.

Someone's grumpier than usual.

Sometimes I'm so sad you took away the option of us

Sometimes you have to trick yourself into having a good time.

Sometimes you need to break 'em in. 'Cause they're very, very... they're tight.

Sometimes, shows just don't get on the air.

Sophie's Choice. Why should I pick you and not her?

Sorority sisters.

Sorry to interrupt. Your wife is on line two.

Sorry, no exceptions

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, um...

Sorry, um...

Sorry, what's GLOW?

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sure this is not how you wanted to spend your morning.

Sorry. That's...

Spanish.

Speaking of names, how would you like to see Patio Town

Specifically, the, uh... The colorful language and the KKK.

Sponsor pays for airtime.

Stace. Here.

Stacey, Stacey, I could use you.

Stay for dinner. We can start there.

Steely enough that I'm dreading having to pee.

Stop fucking looking at me.

Stop hitting me with knowledge!

Stop it, please!

Stop... Stop looking at me.

Strong and proud.

Strong concept, strong timeslot.

Styx, but you didn't hear it from me.

Swamp Maidens of the Viet Cong.

Swim coach, I don't know. We can lose him.

Take a deep breath and try to relax.

Take your squirrel, and you sleep somewhere else.

Take your time.

Talk to me again, I'll throw you through the window.

Tammé, it's fine. It's over

Teenagers.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Tell the girls to stop talking and introduce me.

Tell us what the hell we're doing here.

Tell your mommy to take it out of your allowance.

Tell.

Telling you your ass is too fat at the same time he's trying to grope it.

Than the Homewrecker.

Thank you all!

Thank you, that's great advice. I'll just, uh...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks?

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That Asians work really hard, but also do karate and are really shy?

That can't possibly be your real name.

That doesn't fucking count? Mark told me the whole thing!

That guy had a hundred pounds on me. He fights for a living.

That I have to do something to remind myself that I exist.

That is a real Lichtenstein.

That is not a great name.

That kind of thing.

That looks crazy.

That means...

That means...

That move that looks like a catfight, but fancy.

That one I... I made up.

That our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?

That said, there's no world in which KKK members

That shower is the best.

That smoking hot blond who kicked your ass the other day.

That was a yes, right?

That was all I'd figured out. It wasn't like...

That was almost the Howard Foods slogan. My idea. I liked it.

That was defensive.

That was it.

That was quick.

That was really brilliant.

That was terrible.

That will numb your uterus and then we'll start the procedure.

That will ruin not one life, not two lives,

That you really care about?

That zippy Ruth girl. Nail this puppy down.

That... [sighs] I actually like wrestling.

That's a good friend.

That's a nice name.

That's a rabbit.

That's all he has to do. Bottom line, your ideas are just too complicated.

That's all I'm saying.

That's all we got.

That's good.

That's good.

That's how it is with bad guys. They're craftsmen.

That's it!

That's it?

That's lunch.

That's middle of the road shit.

That's my butler. He gets nervous when I don't give him notice!

That's no concern of yours.

That's no surprise. But I mean, look at me. I'm no...

That's part of the reason we agreed to do this project.

That's plenty of time. And...

That's probably not even gonna happen.

That's right, I came back. Don't all applaud at once.

That's so nice. Has Sheila seen it?

That's the emergency. So, we're gonna need you to announce.

That's the genius of it.

That's the mind!

That's the whole point of the whole thing.

That's what I'm gonna do.

That's what I'm holding on to.

That's what makes it hit you.

That's what makes it work.

That's what makes you unbearable.

That's why we gave it to Steve Guttenberg.

The audition is tomorrow. 6464 Sunset.

The Auntie Christ.

The bathroom on that plane has to be disgusting by now.

The bowls are made of crystal. Real crystal, not like my mom's glass,

The Bronco Buster.

The color of shit.

The day of the match, the snake died. Kermit put on a sock puppet.

The devil gets all the best lines.

The director did.

The doctor will answer any questions that you and your boyfriend might have.

The fever has broken, and Machu grabs Welfare Queen.

The fuck you say?

The gimmicks, the matches, who fights who,

The glitter.

The greatest dance party of their lives,

The greatest showman who has ever walked into the ring.

The homewrecker arrives.

The horse was steely. Exhaustingly steely.

The hotel has no food, and I need to carbo load.

The Incredible Hulk Hogan!

The Iron Sheik. Right? What's his story? Where does he come from?

The Lumberjacksons?

The Lumberjacksons.

The Mad Bomber.

The miscarriage, was it an accident?

The move's easy. We'll be fine. Just won't get distracted next time.

The network said they want to keep it simple

The next minute you're getting your behind kicked in the ring. [chuckles]

The one from this morning?

The only other boobs I've seen in person are my brother Tommy's.

The only thing you need to know is that I am ready to fight.

The other one. From the wrestling family. With the cheeks, over there.

The point is I could've died.

The point is to do it safely.

The problem is you think wrestling is stupid.

The rules have gone completely out the window

The second time I wasn't.

The She Wolf.

The Sino Soviet split is alive and well, here in California.

The Smartest Woman in the World.

The terrorist Beirut.

The thing any American girl would do in the face of evil,

The thing they think they want.

The two black girls. We want more of them.

The victim does all the work

The whole show.

The whole...

The woods? In the Valley?

Their osteoporosis is in remission, and they're on the attack

Their wives have to show 'em before their dicks fall off.

Then cut to commercial, and then act two.

Then here, like this,

Then I focus all my attention on it, like a laser beam.

Then I spent all my money on... the crack.

There are drugs in the fuckin' robot.

There are good guys... and there are bad guys.

There are no scenes to read,

There aren't roles like this for women right now.

There is a law, and you broke it.

There is a law...

There is no world where people look at her and see hideous or evil.

There is...

There might actually be hot water left for my damn shower.

There was a screening with the girls.

There you go.

There, you go in, it's so cold, you die.

There'd be circumstances, there'd be characters, right? Legacy?

There's a difference.

There's been some weirdness.

There's no backstory,

There's no dialogue about where she came from.

There's no hot water in the morning,

There's no one else onboard.

There's, like, time travel, Oedipal shit...

These are the women of WAD.

They call him Steel Horse.

They call me Machu Picchu, the Peruvian Fortress.

They gave me a new parking spot at work. My car's filthy. It's under a fig tree.

They have a brand new location in Calabasas.

They just fully did a spin. [chuckles]

They lived through the Great Depression, World War II, poodle skirts, menopause.

They needed that tape 20 minutes ago.

They took everyone off and hid them in... What's it called?

They want things, and then they go for them.

They were...

They were... They were small,

They weren't, like... They were almost teenage...

They're birthday scratchers from my aunt.

They're developing a show called Chambers and Gold,

They're gonna be wrestling with their own female stereotypes, metaphorically.

They're gonna watch because girls wrestling is fucking hot.

They're looking for unconventional women, whatever the hell that means,

They're not comedies.

They're really good.

They're slow dancing.

They're so old,

They're the number two purveyor

They've come to share their stories

They've turned their lives around through commitment

Things don't just happen. People make choices.

Think I just got an audition.

This another one of your trashy vampire movies?

This balloon is barely inflated.

This girl knows her stuff!

This gorgeous stranger is taking on Zoya for the crown.

This guy... You can't just come into my gym and disrespect one of my actors.

This is a soap opera!

This is a wrestling television show.

This is about holding on to what's ours.

This is about justice.

This is about my company and my name.

This is about my firm and my name,

This is for when you start puking. These carpets are really expensive.

This is gonna be a grudge match.

This is how this is gonna go, all right? No more talking. Just sit there...

This is like half my brain, half your brain.

This is my favorite part.

This is my first Hollywood party.

This is my new character, Sam. I'm not a pimp. I'm a queen.

This is not a movie.

This is our way of making it so you don't suck, all right?

This is such bullshit.

This is the greatness of communism.

This is the only place I get to do what I wanna do.

This isn't a beauty contest anymore. This is a wrestling match.

This isn't normal behavior for me. [sighs]

This liberal leech, this, uh, parasite on our economy?

This morning, she was just another schmucky actress

This one, Gina the Machina.

This punishment?

This thing? So offensive, it was banned in 49 states

This throw is called the hair mare.

This was part of the Mayan Revival movement of the '20s.

This was supposed to be fun,

This will be my masterpiece.

This... is GLOW

Those are my moves, kid.

Those calls were real.

Those hijackers have nothing on this little terrorist.

Those mics are hotter than Kelly LeBrock.

Through these city streets.

Till there are no more fish in the sea.

To be bossed around by some wannabe producer

To be the only thing that stops aging in its tracks.

To deal with spoiled bitches who don't take anything seriously.

To fitness and wrestling.

To get revenge on the father who abandoned him.

To getting what all the fuss is about.

To go home and work on my lines.

To learn how to wrestle has kept them sober.

To play wrestlers on TV.

To play wrestlers, or are we the wrestlers?

To save...

To the beach, asking cute guys to borrow a dollar.

To the right.

Toast, marmite and crack.

Today we're just gonna be doing first looks and first cuts.

Today, an exclusive interview with pilot Captain John Testrake.

Told you.

Tonight, I take back what I deserve!

Too bad that whole thing is over. It was a ratings bonanza.

Total pandemonium here at the Hayworth.

Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins.

Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins.

Trick question. Not wearing cologne.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Try not giving a fuck. There's a lot of power in that.

Try not to choke on anything. Thanks!

Trying to keep a safe distance from my pal Debbie.

Twenty minutes is...

Two hundred and eighty seven dollars.

Two more of these Beverly Hills parties, and we can get studio time.

Two of which are taught in colleges.

Two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.

Type thing.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh. Don't make me ralph!

Ugh. I got soap in my eyes.

Uh oh, uh oh. I got you. I got you now.

Uh oh.

Uh, "Bash," please.

Uh, but I'm still kind of working on it, so...

Uh, cheer, boo, stand up. Be a part of our show.

Uh, Hazelden was the best one,

Uh, hey, is the director around? We gotta position these tripods.

Uh, if you're watching this and you can't stand smokers,

Uh, not... Not peeping, just saying good luck, everyone.

Uh, pace the perimeter of the ring, both of you.

Uh, Sam, I'm the producer. Heh.

Uh, she's kind of like the role model for kids.

Uh, WAD. Wrestlers Against Drugs.

Uh, well, I look forward to seeing it when it's done.

Uh, yeah. I need you to read stage directions.

Uh, you know what, I am actually recently separated, so...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I don't know, farmer's daughter, girl next door.

Uh... I think I need to get a boyfriend first.

Uh... which one of you's in charge?

Uh... who has a great smile and a great figure,

Uh... Yeah, Sheila, you should go. It'll be fun.

Uh... you? The girl who changes under her shirt?

Uhn uhn.

Um, I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go get a soda.

Um, oh, I have to go.

Um, people say I have a zany sense of humor

Um, so, I could then say something like... Like...

Um, so, if I did like a jump off the ropes type thing,

Um, well... I am not staying for you.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... [clears throat]

Um... does she have any wrestling experience?

Um... I'm right here.

Um... Oh, also, uh...

Unbelievable! The Incan giant has won!

Under 30.

Unless that's something you're interested in.

Unless you're running for office,

Until every car in this state is shining.

Until...

Usually in this industry, it's every man for himself,

Usually when I sleep with an actress, they keep quiet,

Very convenient.

Very funny. No, your sister left the Persian months ago.

Viking vag!

Wail, wail, wail.

Wait up.

Wait, I forgot to flush.

Wait, what? I can't do both?

Wait. It's me.

Wait. Why?

Wake up, Ruth! Time to act.

Wandering around his house,

Want it.

Want me to hit you like you're a real man?

Wanted to meet you.

Was by shoving both of their toothbrushes into my anus!

Was it Aztec porn?

Was it bad sushi?

Wasn't fair.

Watch it.

Watch the transformation of Sheila the She Wolf

Watch this.

Watch this. Moonsault. It's one of the hardest moves in wrestling.

We are all hanging on by a thread.

We are. We are. We're just motivating it with backstory.

We can restore the world to the way it was before the war and women's lib.

We can wear bikini tops and pretend to fawn over engine size and horsepower.

We cleaned dead skin out of upholstery to try and keep this thing afloat.

We could go out, but we have to be back by ten.

We deserve attention.

We did a ton of blow, and we figured out everything.

We didn't.

We don't know where she is. But we'll find her.

We don't like each other, but we make each other better.

We got a different part for you. It's a big juicy part.

We got miscarriage bullshit to show you.

We got this.

We gotta shoot this thing in five weeks,

We had a booking cancel at the last minute.

We had an agreement, man.

We have a great venue picked out.

We have a party to plan. Okay, there's so much to do.

We have same place.

We have your test results.

We just gotta strip you down to your essence here.

We just wanted to come back and tell you how amazing that was.

We lost the venue.

We met in third grade. Now he works for me.

We need a better assailant.

We need bright colors, fun. Oh, here. Here, try this on.

We need six more.

We need to simplify.

We need you.

We provide the cameras and the airwaves, you provide everything else.

We respect you.

We should probably get going.

We take turns to sit in him.

We thought it might be a wonderful opportunity

We thought we could make things better. And I think we still can.

We were looking for you, girl.

We were very explicit about this.

We... Do we get to dress up?

We'll do a car wash every day until we raise enough money,

We'll do it on the way there.

We'll do it your way.

We're a bunch of girls making a wrestling show

We're about to begin our live taping.

We're appreciating this piece of art.

We're gonna break that liberal choke hold on the House, too.

We're gonna get rid of the stage. We'll bring in folding chairs, right?

We're gonna go through the basics, so, you need to focus.

We're gonna nail this puppy down so hard, it'll think it's been crucified, huh?

We're hairstylists at the Carlton Salon at the Beverly Center.

We're having a good time.

We're having some trouble with our TV.

We're here to have fun. Don't make me sic Jenny on you.

We're in a bit of a:

We're moving all of you into a hotel.

We're not friends. You don't have to be friends to wrestle.

We're not really athletes.

We're not there.

We're sober. I live in a halfway house, remember?

We're supposed to do this for 30 seconds at a time.

We're the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

We've been learning to fall on our backs without hurting ourselves.

We've got a 5K uphill.

We've got a ballroom or something down at the Hayworth.

We've got a beer drinker here tonight, folks.

We've got a new champion.

Weighing 303 pounds...

Weighing in... at a hundred and...

Welcome to GLOW, baby.

Welcome to the world of GLOW."

Welcome to the world premiere

Welcome to the world premiere of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!

Welfare Queen and Machu Picchu!

Welfare Queen.

Welfare Queen's stolen the crown, and she is helicoptering Liberty Belle.

Well, feel better.

Well, for me...

Well, how much did you make?

Well, I do.

Well, I just always thought he was very controlling.

Well, I spoke to my mother...

Well, I started at the Redondo Fun Factory.

Well, I take this seriously. I'm working out as hard as I can.

Well, I wouldn't say "okay," but he'll be fine. It's Sam. [chuckles]

Well, I'd date him.

Well, I'm from London, so... [chuckles]

Well, I'm very excited, guys. All right? We'll talk soon.

Well, if you're Russian,

Well, it is stupid. [chuckles] I mean, isn't it?

Well, it must've been the golden age of whacking off.

Well, it's a view of the parking lot

Well, it's my first pack since Randy was born, so...

Well, it's nice you had the choice.

Well, it's not porn. Just so you know.

Well, listen, kid.

Well, lucky for you, he's not invited this time.

Well, maybe some evenings here and there. Um...

Well, mine was called "don't be fucking predictable."

Well, most people call me a freak, so...

Well, Ruth takes it seriously.

Well, Sam, you left, so, everyone had to make decisions.

Well, technically,

Well, that was a very nice pitch. Very earnest. What about you?

Well, that's the problem.

Well, that's what happens if you drink for three days straight.

Well, the director's going for something a little, uh...

Well, they like attention. [chuckles]

Well, uh... [chuckles] They sometimes bring us airline food

Well, uh... Ah! [laughs]

Well, we, uh... We just have a few notes.

Well, what about GLOW? What about my movie?

Well, what do you think? Honestly.

Well, you hired me to, you know, do a different kind of wrestling show.

Well, you never know.

Well, you'll get something else. You always have.

Well, you'll have to pay double. For the fig juice.

Well, you're not the director.

Well...

Well...

Well... [groans] Oh, Jesus.

Werewolf, she wolf, same difference.

Werewolves are mythical creatures.

Wh...?

What about Ruth?

What about the old sock on the door trick?

What am I, some mouthy housewife?

What animal would kick a pregnant woman in the belly?

What are you doing? Why are you climbing in my window?

What are you looking at?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about, Sam? Your fucking movies are hysterical.

What are you talking about?

What are you?

What can I say? I love a Hail Mary.

What can we do, Glen?

What character?

What did I do to make you hate me?

What did I do to... I don't... fuck. How did you put it before? Um...

What did you say?

What do you mean I don't like you?

What do you mean?

What do you think, huh?

What do you want, Sam?

What do you want?

What does that mean?

What happened there? You just... decided?

What happened to that coach?

What happened?

What happened?

What I put on, what I wear...

What I'm interested in are real parts.

What if he, like, hangs up on me?

What if I call, and I'm like, "Hi, this is Justine."

What if I have to talk to his mom?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What kind of homewrecker would do that?

What kind of person do I seem like?

What kind of person would ruin the life

What kind of woman were you before you lost everything?

What props are you guys gonna be throwing around.

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is your problem, man? Y'all got to go.

What the fuck kind of friend are you?!

What the fuck was that?

What the fuck?

What the hell are you doing here? I am not ready to talk to you.

What was that?

What you smiling at, you Pert Plus looking bitch?

What you want to eat?

What, are we ****?

What, are you radioactive?

What, they think we can't drink and skate at the same time?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Did you steal more of my shit?

What? He doesn't have any family.

What? I...

What? No.

What? No.

What? That was my lunch and my dinner, you little assholes!

What? You know, look,

What... what about powerbombs? Or DDTs?

What... What the fuck?

What... What the hell is wrong with you?

What's it called?

What's motivating this?

What's our lighting grid like?

What's that?

What's the matter with you?

What's the word? Stupid.

What's this? Looks like Zoya's turning on her partner.

What's with the seating chart? Lily getting remarried?

What's your name?

Whatever you gotta do to get the fuck outta here.

Whatever you gotta say, you can say it in front of the girls.

When did we learn that move?

When he did the title number of Singin' in the Rain

When I do stuff, even if it's just hair pulling.

When I get back I want to see some moves. Some slamma jammas, some whammos.

When I point at you,

When I saw your dating video, you know, I just fancied you.

When I woke up on a bench at the mall, naked and high.

When I'm supposed to be directing a goddamn television show.

When there's no more money, it's over.

When you're done with hair and makeup, check with Jenny about costumes.

When...

Where are the drugs, robot?

Where else you have conversation and KGB don't hear?

Where is Justine?

Where she's just a horny teenager, and she spends the rest of the movie

Where she's old and hideous so he can escape his Oedipal impulses.

Where the hell have you been for two weeks?

Where was my invite?

Where was my part?

Where we've had to build every prop, every piece of scenery?

Where your friends don't make an effort?

Where'd you guys dig up that old chestnut?

Where's Bash?

Where's he going?

Where's my real actress? Where's Strindberg?

Where's my real actress? Where's Strindberg?

Where's Ruth? Is she in here?

Where's Sam? Does he wanna test the levels?

Where's the birthday girl?

Where's your friend?

Which I came up with. It was my idea.

Which is not an excuse for anything that happened,

Which is wrong.

Which means anyone could be cut. We have to go above and beyond.

Which one?

Who are you now, Robert Evans? You haven't done this before.

Who are you people?

Who are you right now?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who died and made her the black Nurse Ratched?

Who do you think you are?

Who does that bitch think she is?

Who doesn't tear me apart like a banshee every time I make a mistake

Who doesn't trust a man with a mustache full of coke?

Who even, like, watches this sport?

Who has come here...

Who have to go to parties with those people

Who here likes women's wrestling?

Who is it?

Who loves America.

Who said you get to invent your own character?

Who takes fake phone calls at the Polo Lounge.

Who told you that?

Who wants to go to Malibu? Huh?

Who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.

Who will battle Welfare Queen

Who, you?

Who?

Who? Her? Oh.

Who'd I hire?

Who's looking for a good deal on a wrought iron bistro set, okay?

Who's sold 14 women on some crazy fuckin' pipe dream.

Whoa, a gun. Cool.

Whoa, are we doing a werewolf gimmick? Because I love it.

Whoa. Save it for the ring, all right?

Whoa. What is that smell?

Whoo!

Whoo! [laughs, sniffles] Oh...

Whoo! Don't be scared.

Why am I feeling guilty about leaving that asshole?

Why are we fighting? What's... What's driving you to come after me

Why are you all dressed like fancy Mormons?

Why are you here?

Why are you smiling?

Why can't I talk to him?

Why did we start a family if we were so miserable?

Why did you do it?

Why didn't you say something? I love birthdays.

Why do you think my parties are so legendary?

Why does anyone make a stupid, horrible mistake?

Why don't I believe you?

Why don't we do this:

Why don't you come visit me in Pasadena, then?

Why don't you show him?

Why don't you tell the ladies there's a costume closet on the second floor?

Why isn't she here?

Why the fuck are you sleeping?

Why you look so surprised? Listen...

Why?

Why? Because my dad was a high school science teacher

Why? You got notes for me, too?

Why'd you bring me more ice? What do you want?

Will she recover in time to fight Welfare Queen...

Will you do something about his face?

With a new belt for every outfit, waiting for him to come home.

With this guy for 48 hours.

With venom of snake.

With, uh, doing a wrestling show...

Wolf lady, what's your story?

Wolf.

Women can do anything men do, blah, blah, blah.

Women who have found that showing up at a gym every day

Women wrestle for domination.

Worked today. I had you in a head scissor.

Working my ass off.

Wow, matching tans.

Wow, these girls are really disrespecting the elderly.

Wow, what a fantastic quality.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Silly.

Wow. Uh...

Wrestlers Against Drugs.

Wrong number.

Y'all afraid of me, right?

Y'all forget we have training in ten minutes?

Y'all stupid for going to work every day and paying taxes. [scoffs]

Yeah

Yeah, and then the American hero wins the crown? Come on.

Yeah, boo!

Yeah, but that's a good thing, though. Right?

Yeah, good. A book is really gonna help save this.

Yeah, I appreciate it,

Yeah, I doubt it.

Yeah, I got 20 people headed your way, okay?

Yeah, I knew there was a reason I was supposed to go home.

Yeah, I know you can double, but can you act?

Yeah, I know you were just fucking me because you wanted things,

Yeah, I... I... I came back early. Loving the casting!

Yeah, I'm lonely, and my cock works great.

Yeah, if you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad,

Yeah, it was good, I guess.

Yeah, just a tad.

Yeah, let's not... Let's have a welcome party.

Yeah, man. Just opened. It's... [laughs] It's fucking funny, too.

Yeah, okay, but what if I fall off the wagon right now

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, some of us have lives, husbands.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, that's exactly what you said about Paradise Cove.

Yeah, there's a robot, you know?

Yeah, well, I saw Moonraker and there was a pigeon that did a double take.

Yeah, well, next time...

Yeah, with Meemaw and Ron.

Yeah, yeah, Bash, Salty didn't work out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll step up our game this time.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you would.

Yeah, you've made that pretty clear.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Let's go.

Yeah? What cologne am I wearing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. [sniffs] Well...

Yeah. All right, anyway, fans are gonna tune in for the moves,

Yeah. And I just...

Yeah. Call it.

Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Give words to the pain.

Yeah. I mean, I was.

Yeah. I'm gonna need you to do that, too.

Yeah. I'm the director.

Yeah. It's a headshot.

Yeah. Now that is a fuckin' miscarriage.

Yeah. Put your leg up.

Yeah. Right?

Yeah. So, I've been thinking about the show.

Yeah. Sorry to bother you.

Yeah. The heel makes the face

Yeah. The money's in the chase.

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. Whoo!

Yeah. Yes, so true.

Yeah. You can have some.

Yeah. You did.

Yeah...

Yep.

Yes

Yes, everything's under control. Sweetie, go, go.

Yes, is this Melanie Rosen?

Yes, it's real.

Yes, this is a wrestling show, and yes...

Yes, this is a wrestling show, and yes...

Yes, this is Lisa from Dr. Goldberg's office.

Yes, true. But I mean it.

Yes, underwear as outerwear girl.

Yes!

Yes! Anything you need.

Yes! It's LA. Everybody has a car.

Yes! Mama is out!

Yes! Still in the fuckin' game.

Yes! Yes! Glorified, get in here. Get in here. Get in here.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I understand.

Yes. Justine Victoria Biagi.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Yes, it is.

You all thought that was real, didn't you?

You are entitled to your anger, and I acknowledge it.

You are pretty.

You are still angry, and that's fine.

You are such an immature fuck.

You are the most real person that I've ever been with.

You asked too many questions, you maybe improvised a few too many lines,

You break curfew again, you're fired.

You bring me in a lot. And you never cast me.

You came by, did a little skit at my gym the other day.

You can be supportive or I can leave.

You can file for divorce. This is my house.

You can squat.

You can't just reboot me.

You can't really be canceled if you haven't aired.

You coming?

You could enter in a cage..

You could wear a collar. Oh!

You did your job.

You didn't answer my question.

You didn't call me.

You do it all, like Bruce Lee. Come on, what do you say?

You don't actually like me, Sam. You're just afraid to be alone.

You don't have to say anything, do anything.

You don't remember?

You don't think wrestling is acting?

You don't wanna suck up to the producer like your pal Debbie?

You drive a limo because you want someone, anyone, to think you're interesting.

You fired the only guy with any wrestling experience?

You goddamn...

You gonna ply me with some drinks and tell me you don't like my vision?

You got black olives this time.

You got jumped by a bunch of children?

You got this job 'cause you fucked the director.

You got until I'm done.

You guys did blow all weekend, and we have to live like nuns?

You guys had your sneaky little plan, I had mine.

You guys, it's Sheila's birthday.

You guys, we are on the same cycle.

You have a lot of people counting on you to spell their names correctly...

You have no idea how exciting it is to have a mattress. [chuckles]

You have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in less than three months.

You have to fight the all American hero, and Debbie's not talking to you.

You have to put your weight on me. It's about intimacy.

You haven't even seen A View to a Kill.

You heard her.

You heard the big man.

You just called me a goddamn wolf! [scoffs]

You just gotta tug on my hair a little bit.

You just remember how much easier it is...

You keep hanging up on me every time I call you.

You kids want anything?

You know athletes usually get injured after practice, goofing off?

You know how hard that was? You ever tried to climb a trellis?

You know I get flustered.

You know what I feel like, Brick?

You know what I feel like?

You know what I'm saying, Pat? You catch my drift?

You know what they say, our name is our destiny.

You know what, why don't you just...

You know what? I would be honored to be a part

You know what? Let's take the rest of the day off.

You know what? Let's... let's add the gun back in.

You know, "What's happening to the baby?"

You know, anything that makes it look like we might just pull this thing off.

You know, I got it. I'm fine.

You know, I miss you making fun of me.

You know, I'm the only one who doesn't have a character?

You know, I've always been embarrassed by Bash's obsession with wrestling.

You know, it's a related feeling.

You know, it's exciting.

You know, like, don't know if I can pay my gas bill.

You know, Sam and I are shagging.

You know, see if I can get off book by tomorrow?

You know, someone who's fun, not a hypocrite...

You know, take them, maybe make notes.

You know, the...

You know, to win.

You know, women lie about their age all the time.

You know, you're with someone for a long time,

You know? We're all new. Let's get to know each other.

You like attention so much,

You look ridiculous.

You love his movies.

You make GLOW, I will make any...

You may be selling barbecues to moms, but...

You mean the heel.

You mean, like, bird baths and shit?

You miss your turn, too bad.

You need a chin up. Who wants their chin up?

You need to learn how to sell.

You need to pee? Pee.

You never had a real job, your daddy pays all your bills,

You never had any balls to begin with.

You okay? Let me check you out

You probably gotta go home to your boyfriend or husband.

You read the man's part on purpose, didn't you?

You remind me of my ex wife. Thanks.

You riding with us or taking your own horse and carriage?

You said you didn't want anyone to find out about us.

You see me.

You see that name on my door?

You see, Birdie? "The liberal choke hold."

You see, me?

You seem to be very versatile with window coverings.

You should read it. It's pretty fucking wild.

You should watch these.

You sit on floor for rest of year.

You still have that key?

You stole.

You stopped talking to me. You stopped sleeping with me,

You suck! You suck! You suck!

You tell me your name,

You the promoter?

You think that this shit looks real?

You wanna come over for dinner?

You wanna grab a drink?

You wanna sleep here?

You wanna take a field trip?

You wanna wrestle?

You want a piece of me? I got moles older than you.

You want me to take him for you?

You want me to wrestle?

You want people to sit, you gotta give 'em something.

You want some?

You want this crown back? You fight me for it.

You want watch? Go to room of another prostitute.

You went to her bar and you went home with her.

You were at a Black Panther rally, you got kicked out, and...

You were expecting what? Sean Penn?

You were reading the man's part.

You were supposed to drop the dog off on Tuesday.

You, just stop talking. Just give me a minute. Okay?

You, of course, know her best as Laura Morgan.

You? [scoffs]

You.

You...

You... Ow. Ah. Ha!

You'll be blacklisted from every casting call in Los Angeles.

You'll figure it out.

You'll have to give Sam and Bash some notice.

You'll live at the hotel and you follow the rules.

You're a fertile harvest goddess.

You're a horrible person and you don't deserve to live.

You're a jock, you're an Arab, you're a big black girl.

You're a sideshow

You're all gonna have to actually wrestle on cable television

You're all gonna have to actually wrestle on cable television

You're blood in the water.

You're both terrible.

You're chum.

You're doing it. You're doing it.

You're getting it. Great.

You're gonna do it for me.

You're gonna kick her in the stomach, set off a miscarriage

You're gonna see one of us in every shot.

You're here as a benign sounding board.

You're in each other's shots. Get... Just...

You're just saying that to get me to join your circus.

You're Laura Morgan.

You're leaving?

You're mostly there,

You're not a serial killer.

You're not my friend.

You're on a soap?

You're out.

You're pretty. You got big boobs,

You're probably the only one who still cares about my work.

You're right. Let's work on your gimmick.

You're self made.

You're smart. You're ambitious...

You're smiling all the time. No, we need...

You're so good, now she is so good, and I still suck.

You're so real.

You're staring at my tits?

You're the fuckin' producer. You're a human checkbook.

You're the fucking title match. I mean, get backstage, get dressed.

You're wrong about me.

You're, like, half Pollyanna, half Vince Lombardi.

You're... You're amazing.

You're... you're hilarious.

You've always been so independent. Now all of a sudden you're off in Pasadena

You've been cut.

You've been following me like a puppy.

You've been lying for weeks

You've ghettoized my people, trapped us in an endless cycle of poverty.

You've never had a role you've been uncomfortable in before?

You've seen my stunts. I can kick. I can punch

Your father's got nothing on my mother. Trust me, just go with it. [clears throat]

Your idiot butler probably has ten Oscar winning ideas.

Your turn, ladies.

Yup.

Zoya has been destroya'd!

Zoya has read Fortune Cookie her fortune, and it said "loser."

Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie have pounced on their opponents

Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie!

"I am woman, hear me roar," right? [Debbie chuckles] Yeah.

"Kuntar." Kunt...

[all gasp] Until... until...

[Arthie] Okay, I'm pre med. [Melrose] Fuck, no.

[Arthie] Ruth? [Jenny] Ruth?

[Arthie] Step into it. [Jenny] Okay.

[Arthie] What? Get out of my ring.

[Bash grunts] Welcome to the ultimate catfight.

[Bash] End of the week. [Sam] Yup.

[Bash] Hey. [Debbie] Hi.

[Bash] Holy Toledo! [ululating]

[Bash] Let's fly, all right? [Jenny] Go have fun.

[Bash] Thank you. For the love of God.

[Bash] This match is over, folks. You okay?

[Bash] Whacka whacka whammo! Yeah.

[Bash] Yes. [all cheering]

[bell rings] [Arthie laughs maniacally]

[Carmen] Come on! Come on! [crowd cheering]

[Carmen] That wouldn't make sense. Why not? I'm Liberty Belle

[chattering] So, if any of you have a problem

[cheers] [crowd continues chanting]

[Cherry] Good morning! Fuck.

[Cherry] Let's see what you got. [Melrose] Okay.

[chuckles] [Glen] So, all right.

[chuckling] [chattering]

[clicks] [tape rewinds]

[clicks] Oh.

[Dawn] We worship only... [Dawn and Stacey] ...the Goddess!

[Debbie] Fucker! [Justine] Holy shit!

[Debbie] Oh. [Sam mutters]

[Debbie] Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[Debbie] What's the plan? [Sam] Sit down...

[doorbell rings] There you go again...

[Florian] Howard residence. Hey.

[Florian] Oh. Have as many as you like. Mm, mm. Thank you.

[Florian] What's her address? Hey.

[gasps] [Cherry] Damn.

[gasps] There's an audition. I'm not running it.

[groans] [crowd] Oh!

[groans] Wait! Wait!

[groans] Oh, fuck! Oh...

[growling] Get off of me!

[growls] [man 1] Fuck you, terrorist!

[grunts] [indistinct chatter]

[grunts] [robot crackling]

[horn blares] Shit.

[horn honks] [Melrose] Watch it, homewrecker!

[in normal voice] Ready? Ready.

[in normal voice] You're fucking her. You fucked what's his name.

[in raspy voice] Men? Who needs men? [in raspy voice] We are lesbian mutants.

[indistinct chatter] Yo, shut up!

[Jenny] I could go. I could go. Debbie. My new friend. Hey.

[Jenny] I don't know. What are you doing?

[Jenny] Melrose, can we all fit? Oh, no, are you kidding?

[Jenny] Ooh! Who is the monster in the mirrored mask?

[Jenny] Sheila, we know you're in there. [Sheila] Oh, shit. They found me.

[Jenny] Yeah. Get it, girl. [Dawn] Come on, Carmen!

[Justine groans] You don't have Clue? Yeah.

[Justine] Costumes look good. [Sam] Yeah. Who the fuck knows?

[light piano music playing] [indistinct chattering]

[line disconnects] [machine beeps]

[Lorene] Okay. Bye, hon. Bye, Ron.

[Lorene] Okay. Bye, hon. Bye, Ron.

[Mallory] Is that... Am I... [sighs]

[man 3] That's right. [man 4] Freedom!

[man] I'll do $20. Okay.

[man] Number 18. Oh, that's us. [clears throat]

[Melrose] No, there's gotta be a... Ahem.

[Melrose] Really sweet of you. Bye.

[Melrose] What the fuck? [Stacey] Shit.

[Melrose] Yeah, but... [Sam] No. That's like a saunter.

[Melrose] Yeah. Melanie Danielle Rosen?

[new wave music playing] [women chattering]

[Quince] Yeah, Lieutenant? [Monahan on phone] Quincy, I talked to...

[Reggie] Sorry. [Dawn] Okay?

[Reggie] Yeah. [Sam] Whoa.

[reporter 2] Have you been well treated? [Testrake] Yes.

[Rhonda grunts] Oh!

[Rhonda] Can I have one too? Oh, yeah, sure.

[Rhonda] Hey! [Jenny] Hi!

[Rhonda] Okay. [Sam] All right.

[robot zaps, powers down] [Ruth] Ooh!

[Ruth grunts] [women gasp]

[Ruth] Can we get four burgers, [Melrose] One with cheese.

[Ruth] It's 3025 Linda Vista in Pasadena. [quietly] She's not my friend.

[Sam chuckles] [Rhonda clears throat]

[Sam grunts] [Bash] Whew.

[Sam] Girl. I'm a good girl.

[Sam] Whoa. Just like preschool.

[Sheila] Beef stew? We sell that.

[Sheila] Only if Ruth is. [Jenny] She's going.

[sighs] You don't have to. I know.

[singsong] You know what that means. Fuck.

[squeals] [Bash] She walks into the ring,

[Stacey] Hey, do you have a tampon? Uh, no. Sorry.

[Stacey] I love you, but not that much. [man 2] This is dumb!

[Stacey] I'm gonna redo it. [Jenny] You don't give a shit.

[Stacey] Okay, let's go. [Melrose] Debbie!

[Stacey] That makes sense. [Sam] Now, here you are, you're ripe.

[Stacey] Yeah. [Dawn] Yeah. Whoo!

[Tammé] Uh... Excuse me. Sorry.

[typewriter clacking] [people speaking indistinctly on radio]

[typewriter clacking] [Sam] Those balls are just...

[wolf howling over speakers] [Bash] Howl for Sheila the She Wolf.

[woman 1] I thought she was cut? [woman 2] Yeah.

[woman 2] Bye. [woman 3] Good luck, guys.

[woman] Ruth Wilder? Fuck.

[woman] What the fuck is this? [yells]

[women laugh] [Dawn] Ooh! Oh!

[women] I do! I can take one more in the chopper.

[yells] [screams]

[yells] Ow!

♪ Don't wanna make it something special ♪ ♪ Special ♪

♪ Shooting at the walls of heartache ♪ ♪ The warrior ♪

♪ Take it easy on yourself ♪ ♪ Ah hey ma ma ma ♪

♪ Things can only get better ♪ Oh, shit. It's a sign.

5K? Just you and me

A survey? Yes, yes. Mm hmm.

a.k.a. The Beatdown Biddies! Thank you.

About last night... It's fine.

About mayonnaise? Yes, about mayonnaise.

Ah. Sorry.

All right, what the hell? It's hot out. [Jenny] Whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

All right. Okay.

All right. Okay, thank you. [Lorene] We're gonna have a good time.

All sittin' down. Now, this is a gimmick, ladies!

Am I bleeding? Give me the ketchup.

Am I having a miscarriage? All right...

and be entertaining. You're a quitter.

And Debbie. Hi.

and do it for him. Yes, exactly.

And I... I'm gonna stop trying, you know?

and it's different, but it's delicious. What's Lebanese food?

and not some famous giant? Maybe.

And we should talk about it. I think we should stick to wrestling.

And you. Oh.

And... done. [sighs]

Are people gonna like it? [man] The free beauty guide...

Are there sides? I didn't get any sides.

Are we shooting it here? In this gray, depressing shithole? No.

Are we sure this is the right channel? Yes.

Are you cheering? I can't hear you. Yes.

Are you coming in the limo with us? Sam's gonna follow us there.

Are you making fun of me? No.

Are you ready to rumble? [feedback squeals]

Are you sure? I'll take a cab. Yeah.

Are you taking off? I have practice in an hour.

Aren't we? Yes, we are. Bye. Love you.

as an alternative. [Glen] Mr. Howard,

as an alternative. [Glen] Mr. Howard,

Be warned. She'll do anything to win. Bah!

Because we have to do something. [Melrose] Yeah.

Better make it count, then, right? [Salty] Next.

Blood. Tits!

Boo! Russia is supreme world leader!

Brains, beauty, brawn. Triple threat. [Rhonda gasps]

Break her arms! Break her arms! Yeah!

Bullshit! Can we live in reality for a second?

but he's got a great gimmick. You mean he's gay.

But I love her, she's great. Wait, what's her name?

But I'm Indian, not Arab. I'm Cambodian.

But in, like, Van Nuys. [Bash] Yeah!

But maybe Bash is right, too. No, he's n...

but she's like, "It's crystal." What about the robot?

Can I have Lenny, please? No, you can't.

Can I talk to you? Yeah.

Can we do this? Yeah, let's go.

Can you blow with your eyes open? Okay.

Can you do it in the ring? Not yet.

Can you give us a little alone time? Oh, don't mind me.

Can you let me hug you? [sobs, sniffles]

Can't remember. Oh, hey.

Car looks good. Thank you, thank you.

Charge people to watch us sleep? No. We fundraise.

Chicken of the sea. We sell canned foods, so...

Come on! Debbie!

Come on. I'm not gonna fight you!

Come on. Let's go.

Cute outfit, Pippi Longstockings

Debbie Eagan. Where the hell have you been?

Debbie Eagan. Yeah.

Debbie, isn't that nice that she's here? Yeah.

Debbie, isn't that nice that she's here? Yeah.

Debbie. What?

Did you direct Star Wars? No, I didn't direct Star Wars.

Do you think you could throw people? Yeah.

Do you wanna put lotion on with me? Sure!

Doesn't look like a friendly chat. You think we should go over and help?

Don't bring shit up like that, man. What?

Don't judge. I'm not.

Don't you want to come with me? What?

Eh. No, trust me.

Everyone talks. Fuck.

Excuse me? [Sam] That's right. Come on.

Excuse me? We've been wondering, sir,

Fantastic. Fantastic?

Florian kicks ass! Hey, what the fuck?

For her, anyway. You wanna talk?

For my family. What the fuck is this?

for next week's crown? What the fuck?

For women's wrestling? It doesn't matter what it's for,

four fries... [Melrose] Five

From Paradise Cove. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

From WAD? [man] What? WAD?

Fuck you! [Bash] That's okay

Genius. Genius. [Florian] Yeah.

Give me a paper towel. All right.

Give me that taco! Hey, that's my taco!

Go with what feels right. Yes.

Good to see you. All right.

Good. Yeah.

Got blood alcohol levels? Phil's checking them.

Great. [Melrose] Let me see. Give me this.

Ha, ha. Yeah, sounds good.

Have some drinks. Drinks? I...

He goes to Stanford. Fancy.

He wasn't my boss. Right.

He's talking about me. They're talking about her.

Hello, Fujiyama. [man on phone] Quincy.

Hello, sir. Oh, wait

Hello? [woman] Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

Hello. Hi.

Her eyes! Aw!

Here. Look at you. You're like the parade.

Hey, hey, hey. [Melrose] It's a stranger.

Hey, yo, Adrian! [all laughing]

Hey, you can't talk to her like that. [Carmen] It's fine.

Hey. What you doing?

Hey. Sam! [clears throat]

Hezbollah. They're in Beirut.

Hi, Cherry. Hey, baby.

Hi, it's Justine. Oh, hey. What do you want?

Hi, Sam. Good evening.

Hi. [Sam] Hey, get in, let's take a drive.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm. [Ruth clears throat]

Hmm. You wanna go see a venue?

Honey. [chuckles]

How are we gonna fill all these seats? Oh, hey, ladies. [grunts]

How is this supposed to help me? I'm getting there.

How much do we need? Yeah.

How the fuck did you see my dating video? I don't know.

How we doing with that, Glen? Well, we have a great lead.

How you doing, baby? Mm hmm. Good.

How you walk, how you talk. Oh, like a shtick.

Huh. Yeah.

Huh. No shit. [sniffs]

I always have time for condiments. Perfect.

I am not ready to come home. I didn't say come home,

I am. I'm sorry. Oh, I don't care

I can't stop thinking about you. So?

I can't... Oh, yeah?

I could use a break. Me, too.

I did not invite you. I wanted to support women's sports.

I did two days of stunts on this. Jesus. So, you guys are a stunt couple.

I didn't. Dude...

I do. Leave my butler out of this.

I don't even know who that is. He's a fucking wrestler. Okay?

I don't feel like wrestling. I wrestled last time.

I don't hate you. Fine.

I don't know anything about wrestling. Not you.

I don't know what that means. Yeah.

I don't know. The whole thing's... [Bash] Yeah, it's like...

I don't love him! Oh, my God.

I don't think you're allowed to do that. Well, I need to chill the fuck out

I don't understand. Uh, Glen said... Oh, Glen. Yeah, he's a golf buddy.

I don't want everyone to hate me. Oh, Christ.

I feel bad for your husband. Really? 'Cause I don't give a shit.

I feel like I was... Wait, I got it.

I feel like... Uh, everyone

I fired him. What?

I have given you space. A couch?

I haven't seen Bash for three days. What?

I hope you're fucking happy. [Sam] Buy another one.

I know, it's kind of a curveball, but... [Bash] No.

I like it. Yeah. I like it, too. [clears throat]

I love my fans. [Bash] Say hello to Melrose!

I mean, who is she? Yeah. Yeah.

I mention the pool? You did.

I miss you, too. [scoffs]

I never thought he was right for you. [Debbie] Oh, Mom.

I took that seriously. No, no. Climb out. Go

I wanna be on camera, Sam. It's my turn. Can we not do this now?

I wanna start with a hold and release. Like a lockup?

I wanted to see if you'd split a pizza. Again?

I'll take some coffee. Oh.

I'll think about it. See you tomorrow. All right, you think about it.

I'll try. Hey.

I'm an actress. I know what I'm doing. Okay.

I'm Ethel. I'm Edna.

I'm just gonna use my hands. She's gonna go for it. Oh...

I'm not blond. Shut the fuck up.

I'm not sure what you mean. [stammers]

I'm taking your car. Just a second.

I'm... [Sheila] You're gonna provoke her.

I'm... You have to be submissive.

I'm... I'm trying to elevate the form. And that is so bitchin',

If Cherry finds out... You know, I'll deal with Cherry.

If she was a dog, she'd be 87. [Stacey] We figured it out.

if you could sign these for me as well. Mm hmm.

If you're waiting, stretch with Cherry. Who put you in charge?

In return... You can't have Florian.

is disgusting. [murmuring]

Is everything all right with... It's fine.

Is everything okay? Uh...

Is that a Bob Mackie gown? [Bash] Uh, yeah.

Is that a joke? You leave now.

Is there enough room for everything? Great. Oh, good. Just...

Is this real? Who the fuck cares?

It started last week. Me, too. It started when I was 14.

It that an "Asteroids" in a house? We have "Caterpillar" in the master bath.

It's a party. Don't overthink it. Last time I went to a party with Debbie,

It's getting late. [Steel Horse] It's cool

It's how we talk. No, it's not fine.

It's kind of deep. [groans]

It's really big. [Dawn] Yeah.

It's... Don't make a big... You guys. Oh, my God.

Just don't touch anything. Okay.

Keith Bang. [woman on phone] Where's the beef?

Keith, my man. What's happening? Hey, brother, you look like shit.

Koontar, the Man Eater... [Sam] "Kunt tar."

Kuntar. Yeah. Yes.

Let me just... Slouch toward the ground.

Like Olympic Village? Sure.

Like this? Ow!

Like, beans or something. The food is okay.

Like, in real life? In the story.

Look, I'm a beekeeper. Hmm.

Make it happen. Wait...

Mark has him on weekends. Isn't that your friend Ruth?

maybe I can hit you with my book. You can try.

Maybe if I do this? Here.

Maybe it was all the curly fries. Could be all the disco.

Me three. [Melrose] Okey dokey, here we go.

Me? [Bash] This is clear.

Miscarriage? Yeah.

Mm hmm. This calligraphy is terrible.

Mm hmm. Yeah.

More! More! More! Ah!

Movies get a little white after 1979. Mm hmm.

My hair. For who?

My neck is killing me. I'm trying to protect you.

Next. Wow.

Nice place. Yeah?

Nine thousand for a venue? No.

No, I... What?

No, I'm Kuntar, a vision of hideousness. See?

No, no, no. You stay right there! Come on! Come on!

No, what is that? Okay, okay.

No! God, no! It was one time! Oh, what? What about the other night?

No. [car door slams]

No. [sighs]

No. We're going to the bar right after this.

No. Yes.

of the decision making process. Oh, you're not gonna have a say.

of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrest... [feedback squeals]

Oh, her. Yeah. I do... Look... While you been gone

Oh, hey. Hey.

Oh, I added... I said strut. Like you own the ring.

Oh, it's a playwright. I'm kidding. I know who Strindberg is.

Oh, Mom, I didn't mean... Honey, honey, honey.

Oh, my God

Oh, my God. What? Whoa, whoa!

Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. Yeah.

Oh, no way. She was faking. Did you know?

Oh, no! God, please, no!

Oh, see, that sounded very paternal. Shut up.

Oh, sorry, where is that? Oh, it's right here where I'm ad libbing.

Oh, we're not... Oh, I'm not her boyfriend.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Here! [Sam] Mm hmm.

Oh. I said "tampon," not a diaper. Actually, I do need a neck brace.

Oh. Okay. I'm also a very light sleeper,

Oh... [Debbie] You fucking bitch!

Okay, here you go. Hi.

Okay, I can't wait. All right. [exhales]

Okay, so why can't we just reset? I'm not a fancy robot, Sam.

Okay? He's too valuable to me. I don't want your fucking butler

Okay. [Bash] Whoo! All right!

Okay. Talk to you later.

Okay. Yep.

One, two, three. Ring the bell. [bell rings]

Ooh, I want an accent. Me, too, but not British. Another one.

or do I not like your face? [murmuring]

Or... a trap

Ow. Shh, shh. It's starting.

Paradise Cove. Oh, uh... soap opera.

Pork? Venison? Yep. Mm hmm.

Pretty painless, right? [laughing and chattering]

Put your muzzle to the ground. Okay, can... Can everyone just be nice?

Really? I mean, I wanted a horse,

Rhonda, down here. Where are they?

Right this way. Mm hmm.

Right? It's good that you're here.

Right? Yeah. I'm not a big soap guy. Oh.

Right. [reporter 2] Are you able to eat

Ron, isn't that fabulous? [Ron] Very nice.

Rosen? This is your last warning.

Ruth and I are working together. [Lorene] My gosh, that's fabulous.

Sam? Yeah?

Sam? Yeah?

Sam. Oh, yeah.

Screw you. You don't want me to come out.

Seems like you could use a drink. Yeah, fill me up, Flor.

Separate rooms, for the record. Point is we escaped to a private villa,

Separated? Yeah.

Shake the trees. We should do a car wash.

She needs to stop blinking. I'm not.

She's apple pie and ice cream. I didn't take this job

She's not my girlfriend. If you want the space,

She's submitting. No, don't even talk to me.

Should we start looking for other jobs? Well, do what you gotta do, but...

Should we...? No.

Sir. Choose life.

So modern. Yeah, well, it's a lot to produce.

So, I, you know... Mission accomplished.

So, I'll lead and you follow. Okay? Okay.

So, you're gonna leave him? Why, you wanna have sex with him, too?

So, you've worked with Sam before. Yeah, twice.

some Howard Foods caviar. [women laughing]

Sort of doing a werewolf thing over here. Yeah, I like it.

Sounds like horse was less than steely. Oh, no.

Stacey. What? He's cute, he's lonely,

Storytelling. Storytelling. Oh.

Strindberg, you okay? I'm fine. I'm fine.

Sure. And...

Sure. Wait, aren't you the sponsor?

Take the gun. Don't take the gun.

Talented. [giggles]

ten percent of all your future income. What?

Thank you. Thank you!

Thank you. Tremendous.

Thank you. Welcome.

Thanks for having us. Yeah, yeah. Bye

Thanks. I think Cherry's doing the best she can.

Thanks. We're in training, so we have to bulk up.

That sounds dangerous. Yes! It's gonna be dangerous.

That sounds humiliating. It brought the house down.

That was a sleeper hold. That was a lawsuit.

That went well. What the fuck are you talking about?

That's cute. Oh, do you need a hand?

That's good. Whoo!

That's off message. Think of it like an investment.

That's pretty clear. If you keep doing what you did today,

That's scary. Mommy's scary. Oh, my God.

The balance was off. Well, it's too late.

The city's called Beirut. [Stacey] It's Hezbollah.

The crown is hers. [crowd booing]

The lady just called me an hour ago. Shit.

the slaver pimp, wear fur? Is that what the fur's telling you?

their wrinkles got wrinkles. [both] One, two, three, yeah!

There's a lot of inspiration there. Okay.

They told you. Melrose did.

They're not on the list. 'Cause they're speakers, Gary.

This is America, it's what we do here. [Sheila] Oh.

This is getting ridiculous. I've been busy.

This is so painful. Okay.

this is TV's own Debbie Morgan. Eagan.

This way, Glen. Okay.

This? I think so.

Thought we're supposed to be tightening. Some things are never getting tighter.

Three times a day. Don't push your luck.

tit grabs... [woman] Tit grabs?

to pee and puke? Yeah

Trust me. It'll be fine. Is she gonna wrestle Keith?

Try the punch. [Sam] I'm not 12!

Try. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.

Turn it up! Yeah!

Twenty even. [mutters]

Ugh. It's so far away. Come on.

Uh, so, I wrote all your lines... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, these are my friends. Melanie... Melrose.

Um... All right, let's get inside this thing.

Unless that's too fancy for wrestling. [chuckles] No, it's great. It's perfect.

Very winsome. [in normal voice] Yeah.

Wanna? [Melrose] Were you guys about to bone?

Wasn't easy. It "wasn't easy"?

We are not that good. I know, but... [chuckles]

We don't have a promoter. Who's in charge, then?

we done a lot of fuckin' around. Take me home.

We drink, we smoke... Yes.

We gotta deal with that mic. Sheila? Yep. Sound. I'm on it.

We starting? [Sam] Yeah.

We went to Palm Springs. Well,

We were just talking about the KKK. [chuckles] Yes, of course.

We were stupid to think this would work. [Ruth] Just give it a shot.

We're all going, right? [Stacey] Yeah!

We're almost at the end. I have a big monologue coming up.

We're exploring some ideas. We don't need new ideas. I have ideas.

Well, I have to say this is very strong. [Sam] Glen.

Well, Mark, I'd just had a baby. This was, uh... before Randy.

Well, you didn't give me one, so... I'm still marinating on it.

What are you doing here? Don't play dumb, homewrecker!

What are you doing? I don't accept this.

What are you gonna do, right? Hmm.

What kind of thing? Would you consider erotica?

What the fuck am I doing? Just come down, check it out for an hour.

What the hell does that mean? It means I don't know.

What? And this one.

What? In Palm Springs?

What? It kissed me, I didn't kiss it.

What? Now I have your attention?

What? So, like, Hulk Hogan?

What? Uh... womb goof.

What? What if your gimmick is hugging people?

What? When I first got Paradise Cove,

What? You didn't hear it from me,

What? Where? I'm the guy on the motorcycle.

What's in your pants? [Stacey] I got you.

Where's Cherry? She's taking a shower.

Where's Sheila? There she is. [Jenny] Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!

Whew. [Florian] It's fine. It's fine.

Who blew up this balloon? I did.

Who here wants to save, save, save? [man] Shut up!

Who likes glittery things? Holy shit.

Who wants to go first? [Melrose clears throat]

Who's that yelling from the audience? [Debbie] You heard me.

Why aren't you out there helping? Uh...

Why do I have to hang back? Because I'm the director.

Why not? Because he's dead.

Why were you hugging your therapist? Because it helps. Please?

Why? What do you mean, "Why?"

Why? You wanna do it? You're doing great, Captain.

with, like, a sad blanket... I'm sorry.

Witness is playing at the Dome. I can't leave my mom with Randy all day.

Would you like to start over? Yes, I would.

Yeah, but would other people know that? Like who?

Yeah, I... Through a translator,

Yeah, of course, you're perfect now. [gasps] Look at her go.

Yeah, people fucking loved it. You're serious?

Yeah, take it off, baby! Whoo!

Yeah, that sells it. [Bash] Now it makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fantastic! Bye.

Yeah! [referee] Winner!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? All right. Yeah.

Yeah. [all cheer]

Yeah. [Jenny] Cool.

Yeah. [Sam] Okay, good.

Yeah. [Sam] Wrestle, wrestle, wrestle.

Yeah. All right, for those remaining,

Yeah. I'll tell you what I did love:

Yeah. Then you come outta nowhere,

Yeah. Uh... Me and Rhonda...

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Of course I'm going. Great.

Yeah. Yeah. Yep, definitely.

Yep. Show me. Okay.

Yes. [man on TV] ...or your money back...

Yes. She can do it, I can do it.

Yes. Why?

You are. You're like an epileptic. [Ruth] Hey.

You belong in an asylum. You'd love that, wouldn't you?

You can take your wig off when you sleep. Just shut up!

You can't fight me. I'm old. Yeah.

You certainly wear a lot of makeup. Oh, thank you...

You could've seriously hurt her. It's all part of the process.

You do like wrestling. Ah. Hello, sweetheart.

You don't even know me. Oh, sweetie, I know you.

You don't know where you're filming? [Sam] No, no. No.

You don't like wrestling? Well, I don't really know wrestling.

You don't look poor. He's not poor. He's broke.

You ever do anything there? They film in New York.

You get two for one. I'm exhausted.

You have AIDS... in your butt. [laughing]

You haven't done anything. GLOW is my idea!

You just called me a wolf. What?

You killed that thing? I didn't kill it.

You know, I think you're sexy. Whoa, what...?

You know? The kung fu stuff is great. Mm hmm.

You mad about something? Hey, Sam.

You mean stereotypes. Yes! Bingo! Exactly! Here, look.

You mean, you're too lazy to fight? Damn right.

You missed half the class. Sorry.

You really like me? Yeah.

You should hug her. No, we don't do that.

You trying to fuck this up, too? Come on. I gave you another job.

You wanna make out again? What?

You watch soaps? Yeah.

You wrestle over my dead body. You let Tommy and Kurt do it.

You'd probably carry your props. Fuck the valet, okay?

You're a very bad girl. No spanking, come on.

You're fine. I wanna push myself.

You're going to therapy? Yeah.

You're really coming, right? I'm right behind you.

Your eyes are closed. That's what happens when you blow.

Your girlfriend is quite the comedian. We're not...

...compromise.

...in a world without freedom.

...on a hot tin roof

...we dance, we get naked, then we put on these awesome costumes

'Cause Cherry's gonna have a shit fit if you guys aren't back by curfew.

'cause I just thought Mel was short for Melanie,

'Cause I really don't see you up anybody else's asshole.

'Cause I was thinking it might be a better use of my time

'cause some crazy stunt cunt just tried to murder me.

'cause that's the stereotype you want me to roll with, right?

'cause there's 14 women living in this shitty, rundown motel

'cause you're basically just like an alien from another planet.

'Cause, uh...

"Be all that you can be."

"Deb, don't be unhappy. Let's have a baby. I'll support us."

"Every night, a group of friends attend

"How many days can she go without... touching me

"I like the color black"? Ugh, he must think I'm a total fucking poser!

"Kuntar."

"Nympho Phoebe, Mutant Maude and the Sexecutioner

"Ogress, a giant half cyborg, half woman, enters."

"Sheila the She Wolf and Ruth."

"Snakes. I hate snakes."

"Suddenly, a wall collapses, and in strides the Leather Virgin,

"The year is 1999.

["Car Wash" playing]

["We Don't Get Along" by The Go Go's playing]

[all booing]

[all booing]

[all chanting] Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!

[all chattering]

[all cheer and laugh]

[all cheering]

[all chuckle]

[all chuckle]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[all howling]

[all laughing]

[all shrieking and screaming]

[all] Boo!

[all] Oh...

[announcer on TV] Here it is

[announcer speaking indistinctly]

[announcer] Buckle your seat belts, it's wrestling time!

[announcer] Great hit to the stomach and Montell goes down...

[Arabian music playing over speakers]

[Arthie] He knows your name.

[Arthie] I've got.

[Arthie] The men never died.

[audience booing]

[audience booing]

[audience chanting] Steel Horse! Steel Horse! Steel Horse!

[audience cheering and shouting]

[audience cheering]

[audience gasps]

[audience shrieks]

[baby suckling]

[Bash chuckles]

[Bash clears throat]

[Bash grunts]

[Bash on TV] Here's the jump.

[Bash sighs]

[Bash whistles]

[Bash] ...the smartest woman in the world, Britannica!

[Bash] A suplex! I can't believe it!

[Bash] And here come their opponents.

[Bash] And it looks like She Wolf wins the match.

[Bash] And now a quick word from our sponsor.

[Bash] And the barbarian has taken the upper hand.

[Bash] Before I bring her up here,

[Bash] Biddies are making a comeback.

[Bash] China is out, folks.

[Bash] Don't be fooled. These are two tough ladies

[Bash] Fortune Cookie and Zoya are kicking Edna out on her side.

[Bash] Fortune Cookie just head scissored Ethel out of the ring.

[Bash] Fun fact: Britannica's brain is four pounds heavier than the average girl.

[Bash] I can't believe it.

[Bash] It was exhilarating being in a hotel room

[Bash] Ladies and gentlemen!

[Bash] Look at this brave American.

[Bash] Looks like the Biddies are deciding who will fight first. Oh!

[Bash] Move!

[Bash] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Bash] Oh, my goodness.

[Bash] Oh, she's escaped! Oh, my God! The She Wolf is on the loose!

[Bash] Oh, yeah, yeah. Flor is my secret weapon.

[Bash] Okay.

[Bash] Our third match tonight is a doozy.

[Bash] Russia and China are tonight's winners.

[Bash] She's down.

[Bash] Shit.

[Bash] So, not just caviar, but also fancy mustards or pâté.

[Bash] That's right. Your wrestling personas.

[Bash] The Red Menace is certainly looking menacing tonight, folks.

[Bash] These two warriors go back at it.

[Bash] We're having a great time here today, folks.

[Bash] Welcome back to the second half of our show, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bash] Welfare Queen is tonight's Queen of the Ring.

[Bash] Well, it's a full moon tonight,

[Bash] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why so Friday the 13th, huh?

[Bash] Will Junkchain be able to hippity hip hop her way

[Bash] Women who have struggled with drug addiction.

[beeps]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[Billy] Yeah? Cool.

[both chuckle]

[both chuckle]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both laugh]

[both moaning]

[both moaning]

[both shushing]

[both singing] ♪ Hold me now Oh, oh, warm my heart ♪

[both yelling]

[both] And we're the Beat Down Biddies.

[both] Wolves die young.

[boy] Bitch.

[cackles]

[car approaching]

[Carmen screams]

[Carmen] I'll grab you.

[Carmen] Okay, that's great

[Carmen] Okay.

[Carmen] The American hero doesn't need a manservant

[Carmen] We take our relationship very seriously.

[Carmen] Yeah. Then you just fall.

[Carolyn] Hey, boy. Oh.

[chattering indistinctly]

[chattering indistinctly]

[chattering]

[chattering]

[chattering]

[chattering]

[chattering]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[Cherry chuckles]

[Cherry] All right, pair up.

[Cherry] All right.

[Cherry] Guys, this looks awesome.

[Cherry] Hey.

[Cherry] I don't have time

[Cherry] What the hell are you up to?

[Cherry] Yeah.

[chuckles sarcastically]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Deb, why don't you show him what you've been working on?

[chuckles] Look, I get it. Lady wrestlers.

[chuckles] No, we planned that.

[chuckles] Okay.

[chuckles] Pink frosted. What, are you six?

[chuckles] Right. Sorry. First time producer jitters and all that.

[chuckles] Sure. Though Glen's Saturday morning programming targets kids.

[chuckles] Well, every night before bed,

[chuckling]

[chuckling] All right, okay, shut up.

[chuckling] Oh, man. It was perfect.

[clamoring]

[clamoring]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] Girls, I'd like to introduce you to the CEO

[clears throat] Hello?

[clicks tongue] So... did Steel Horse live up to the name?

[coughs]

[crowd booing]

[crowd booing]

[crowd booing]

[crowd booing]

[crowd booing]

[crowd chanting] You suck! You suck! You suck!

[crowd chattering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheers on TV]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd jeering]

[crowd jeering]

[crowd jeering]

[crowd jeering]

[crowd laughing]

[crowd laughs]

[crowd roaring]

[crowd roaring]

[crowd] Machu! Machu! Machu!

[dance music playing over speakers]

[Dawn] Can't believe everything you see on TV.

[Dawn] Good night, Keith.

[Dawn] Hey. Hey.

[Dawn] It was a whole thing.

[Dawn] Okay, we're ready to go. Let's go! Go, get in, get in! Come on.

[Dawn] TGIF! [chuckles]

[Dawn] Yeah! [laughs]

[Debbie and Ruth grunting]

[Debbie chuckles]

[Debbie chuckles]

[Debbie groans]

[Debbie panting]

[Debbie scoffs]

[Debbie] Fuck.

[Debbie] Hi! Welcome to the car wash!

[Debbie] Honey, will you just hold this?

[Debbie] Is the eating of giant salads part of the new you

[Debbie] Sorry.

[Debbie] The Over Madames have lied to you.

[Debbie] Where the fuck are we?

[Debbie] Who?

[Debbie] Yeah.

[dial tone humming]

[disco music playing on video]

[disco music playing on video]

[dog yips, whimpers]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door closes]

[door opens, closes]

[door opens]

[doorbell rings]

[dramatic music playing over speakers]

[dramatic music playing over speakers]

[engine starts]

[engine starts]

[engine starts]

[exclaims]

[exhales deeply]

[exhales deeply]

[exhales deeply] I'm pretty proud of myself.

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[Florian] I'd have Mike fly her home, but he's on a beer run.

[Fujiyama] Hang on, Lieutenant, he's right here. Quince, Monahan.

[gasping]

[gasps] Oh, my God!

[girls laughing]

[Glen and Bash chuckling]

[Glen chuckles] Yeah

[Glen clears throat]

[groans, sobs]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Fuck.

[growls]

[growls]

[growls]

[grumbles]

[grunting and shrieking]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting] Yet.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] Oh, my fuck! No!

[gulps]

[heavy metal music playing over speakers]

[hissing]

[hissing]

[howling]

[humming]

[imitating Hepburn] I'm truly, truly grateful...

[in Chinese accent] I am one who is cute like panda.

[in distinguished voice] Hello, Gordon? Give me 500 shares.

[in English accent] Do you normally like to watch her wee?

[in English] ...crack!

[in growling voice] I'm Beirut,

[in gruff voice] Adrian!

[in gruff voice] And Daddy's been a bad, bad boy!

[in normal voice] Birdie cut me off, okay? I've got nothing.

[in normal voice] It's my character idea.

[in normal voice] Like a cat on a... hot tin roof. Neil!

[in normal voice] So expected.

[in normal voice] Why can't I?

[in normal voice] You flew! It was epic.

[in raspy voice] I'm Scab,

[in robotic voice] Thank you.

[in Russian accent] In Soviet Union,

[in Russian accent] Is like old Russian saying:

[in Russian accent] Oh, I don't care about that.

[in Russian accent] Please. You love to hate me.

[in Russian accent] Stop this disgrace!

[in singsong voice] Ruth?

[in Southern drawl] Because I'm a two time Olympic medalist who loves America.

[in Southern drawl] My name... My name is Liberty Belle.

[inaudible dialogue]

[indistinct chatter]

[inhales sharply]

[inhales sharply]

[inhales sharply] It's a big crowd out there.

[instructor] And looser.

[instructor] And squeeze.

[Jenny giggling]

[Jenny laughing]

[Jenny screaming]

[Jenny] Are you going?

[Jenny] Being a wolf is not an excuse.

[Jenny] Hey!

[Jenny] Hold up.

[Jenny] It looks like we made no effort.

[Jenny] Move, Granny!

[Jenny] No, not her, the pretty one. The one who slapped her.

[Jenny] Rhonda, you have to stay still. I can't get this.

[Jenny] Ruth, you're coming, right?

[Jenny] Sheila, you can't not celebrate your birthday.

[Jenny] Working hard on my tan.

[Journey's "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" playing]

[Justine sighs]

[Justine sighs]

[Justine whispering] Whoa.

[Justine] Shh.

[Justine] There wasn't room in the limo, and I don't have a car.

[Keith and crowd] One, two, three!

[Keith chuckles]

[Keith sighs]

[Keith] Come on, come on.

[Keith] Come on, put her down.

[Keith] Get back in.

[Keith] Hey, come on, now. Good people could use those.

[Keith] Hey. Come on, no kicking. No kicking. She's in the corner.

[knock on door]

[knocking on door]

[knocking on door]

[knocking on door]

[knocking]

[laughing and chattering]

[laughing and cheering]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] How would that work?

[laughs] Trick you!

[laughs] Well, I believe in 1986, we're not only gonna keep control of the Senate,

[laughs] You'd be surprised. It's a great slot.

[light jazz music playing]

[line ringing]

[line ringing]

[Lorene mimics kissing sounds]

[Lorene] Ruth? Oh, my God, what are you doing here?

[Lorene] We're gonna have a good time, aren't we?

[Mallory] Got your name from Glen Klitnick.

[man 1] This is lame!

[man 2] Fuck you!

[man coughs]

[man on TV] Mr. Ric Flair.

[man over TV] From Venice Beach, California,

[man] I think I love you!

[man] This is bullshit!

[Mark scoffs]

[Mark] You're right, okay?

[Melrose clears throat]

[Melrose gasps]

[Melrose squeals]

[Melrose] ♪ Tampons, tampons Looking for some cooter plugs ♪

[Melrose] Arthie, no one wants that.

[Melrose] Come on, get in.

[Melrose] Debbie?

[Melrose] Don't fucking drop me.

[Melrose] Good. Come on, come on, come on!

[Melrose] I can't shake my hips on skates. It does not work.

[Melrose] I hear nothing.

[Melrose] I love you, too.

[Melrose] It's raining tampons.

[Melrose] Know what, I'll try.

[Melrose] Oh, hey.

[Melrose] Oh, my God, it hurts!

[Melrose] Oh!

[Melrose] Okay.

[Melrose] Tampons, tampons.

[Melrose] Thank you.

[Melrose] You better cheer it up right now.

[Melrose] You guys!

[Melrose] You guys!

[mimics trumpet] Birthday, birthday.

[moaning, then chuckling]

[moans]

[mouthing]

[mouths]

[mumbles]

[murmuring]

[music playing indistinctly]

[musician 1] Come back, play more Brubeck, then get the fuck out of here.

[musician 1] Mm.

[musician 2 chuckling] It's hilarious.

[mutters]

[on radio] ♪ And if we threw it all away ♪

[over speakers] ♪ All right ♪

[over speakers] ♪ I believe the time is right ♪

[panting]

[panting]

[Pat Benatar's "Invincible" playing over speakers]

[Perry Como's "Magic Moments" playing]

[Perry Como's "Magic Moments" playing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone rings]

[phone rings]

[pipes groaning]

[pop music playing]

[Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" playing]

[Randy babbling]

[Randy fusses]

[Reagan] The 39 Americans held hostage for 17 days by terrorists in Lebanon

[referee] Let's go!

[Reggie] Good. All right.

[Reggie] So, I think it's...

[Reggie] That's not what we practiced.

[reporter 1] TWA Flight 847, hijacked five days ago by Shia Muslims,

[reporter 2] Any messages for your families?

[Rhonda chuckles]

[Rhonda screams, growls]

[Rhonda] Do it right.

[Rhonda] Mm hmm.

[Rhonda] Ooh.

[Rhonda] Thank God it's Friday!

[ringing]

[ringing]

[robot speaks in distorted voice] Mi casa es sucasa.

[robot] Hello, ladies. Welcome to the party.

[robot] Hola. ¿Cómoestá? Mi casa es sucasa.

[rock music playing over speakers]

[rock music playing over stereo]

[Roxette's "The Look" playing]

[Ruth and Sam chuckle]

[Ruth chuckles]

[Ruth clears throat]

[Ruth exhales]

[Ruth in Russian accent] Mm. Delicious.

[Ruth sputters]

[Ruth yells]

[Ruth yells]

[Ruth yells]

[Ruth yells]

[Ruth] "Boom! A massive explosion shakes the walls of the Uterus Cave.

[Ruth] "Interior, underground bunker."

[Ruth] He can't leave. He's not gonna be here...

[Ruth] Hey.

[Ruth] I mean, the place looked great in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[Ruth] Maybe they're Fritos.

[Ruth] Mm.

[Ruth] Nyet! Nyet!

[Ruth] What's going on?

[Ruth] Whoa.

[Ruth] Yes. Exactly.

[Salty] Next!

[Salty] Sam!

[Sam grunts]

[Sam laughs]

[Sam sighs]

[Sam sighs]

[Sam] ...smooth it all out. It's gonna be fun.

[Sam] All right, angels.

[Sam] Good, right? Used to be a porno theater.

[Sam] Gotta do the gigs so you can make shit you want.

[Sam] Hey.

[Sam] Hold on.

[Sam] How old are you?

[Sam] I like George Lazenby. At least he's the right age.

[Sam] I thought you were in Peru.

[Sam] I'm in charge.

[Sam] Junkchain.

[Sam] Ladies, get out your autograph books.

[Sam] No, it's just...

[Sam] Oh, come on. You want the job? Wail in agony.

[Sam] Oh, yes.

[Sam] Okay, over the next two days,

[Sam] Okay.

[Sam] Okay.

[Sam] Okay. Five minutes, everybody.

[Sam] Rocky! Get down from there.

[Sam] So, it's deeper than that, really. Okay?

[Sam] Thank you.

[Sam] Throw those on for a second.

[Sam] What are these camera guys doing?

[Sam] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What are you doing?

[Sam] Yeah, all right.

[Sam] Yeah, man.

[Sam] You heard him.

[Scandal's "The Warrior" playing]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] Patio Town...

[scoffs] Porn? Like, in the Valley?

[scoffs] This is as good as it gets.

[scoffs] What is it?

[Scorpions' "Rock You Like a Hurricane" playing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[Sheila growling]

[Sheila yells]

[Sheila] No. Stop it. You're gonna knock the door down.

[Sheila] She's like those perfume people at the mall.

[Sheila] Yeah.

[shouting]

[shouts, groans]

[shuddering]

[sighing] Look...

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] [in Southern accent] Brick.

[sighs] He probably already has a girlfriend.

[sighs] Heh.

[sighs] Is your name really Justine?

[sighs] It says "free TV," not "free TVs."

[sighs] Let's not... Don't... Please, can we not use those words?

[sighs] Shit.

[sighs] Sorry.

[sighs] What are you doing?

[slurring] I am raising a baby with someone I can't even talk to.

[sniffing]

[sniffles, clears throat]

[sniffles, clears throat]

[sniffs, grunts] Man.

[sniffs]

[sniffs]

[sobbing]

[sobs]

[speaking indistinctly]

[speaking indistinctly]

[speaking Khmer]

[spits]

[Stacey and Dawn scream, grunt]

[Stacey] ...don't eat cantaloupe.

[Stacey] Carmen!

[Stacey] Don't clap for us. We're undecided.

[Stacey] Get in the pool

[Stacey] Now, that wasn't very nice.

[Stacey] Oh, God.

[Stacey] Today's your birthday...

[stammers]

[stammers] An opportunity to get in on the ground floor

[stammers] and seat them and feed them.

[stammers] But coming out here

[stammers] Get your own... Stop! No!

[stammers] I know. And I'm sorry, Sam.

[stammers] I'm gonna get it together. It's not over yet.

[Steel Horse] Superfan here.

[talking indistinctly]

[Tammé] Told you we were in trouble

[Tammé] And would Madame Xenothrob,

[Tammé] I am. Who are you?

[Tammé] Machu, put me down!

[Tammé] We'll see about that. Ogress!

[Tears For Fears' "Head Over Heels" playing]

[telephone ringing]

[tires screeching]

[toilet flushes]

[toilet flushing]

[toilet flushing]

[ululating]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat pop music playing on stereo]

[upbeat theme song playing]

[urinating]

[urinating]

[urine splashing]

[vacuum powers on]

[vocalizing]

[voice breaking] I didn't even know I had and it was just... buried.

[wails]

[whirring]

[whispers] Can I please do this character?

[whispers] Hi, I love you.

[whispers] It was two years ago, and I'm fine.

[whispers] There's no money.

[whooping]

[woman 3] That's what I thought.

[woman boos]

[woman on TV] I'm only trying to help.

[woman speaking indistinctly over phone]

[woman] Bye.

[woman] Here we go.

[woman] Justine? Uh, someone is here to see you

[woman] You got it. You got it.

[woman] You're beautiful!

[women chattering and laughing]

[women chattering and laughing]

[women chattering]

[women cheer]

[women cheering and chattering]

[women cheering and laughing]

[women cheering]

[women cheering]

[women cheering]

[women cheering]

[women gasp]

[women gasp]

[women groan]

[women grunting and shouting nearby]

[women grunting]

[women laughing and whooping]

[women laughing over phone]

[women laughing]

[women laughing]

[women murmuring]

[women murmuring]

[women screaming on TV]

[women sigh]

[women whooping and laughing]

[women whooping]

[women] Happy birthday, Sheila!

[yelling]

[yelling]

[yells]

[yells]

[yells]

[yells]

[yells]

[yelps]

♪ A Salvation Army band played ♪

♪ Across from the medical center ♪

♪ Ah hey ma ma ma ♪

♪ Ah hey ma ma ma ♪

♪ Ah, ah, oh Hold me now ♪

♪ All day ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ And I feel your body Close to mine ♪

♪ And I go, la la la la She's got the look ♪

♪ And if you can't drive With a broken back ♪

♪ And it seems such a waste of time ♪

♪ And it seems such a waste of time ♪

♪ And talk about the weather ♪

♪ And the children drunk lemonade ♪

♪ And the morning lasted all day ♪

♪ And then you apologize ♪

♪ And victory is mine ♪

♪ And we are out of pineapple rings ♪

♪ And you don't realize ♪

♪ Anthony works in the grocery store ♪

♪ At least you can polish the fenders ♪

♪ At the car wash ♪

♪ Break those chains that bind you ♪

♪ But let me tell you It's better than digging a ditch ♪

♪ Car wash ♪

♪ Car wash ♪

♪ Car wash, yeah ♪

♪ Car wash, yeah ♪

♪ Come on and give us a play ♪

♪ Come on and sing it with me, car wash ♪

♪ Desire is coming It breaks out loud ♪

♪ Eeday da That's okay ♪

♪ Everything is all right ♪

♪ Feelin' that it's gone Can't change your mind ♪

♪ Finally a team, we're finally a team ♪

♪ Got to break it up now ♪

♪ Got to shake it up now ♪

♪ Have you no ambition? ♪

♪ He works at Mr. Cacciatore's Down on Sullivan Street ♪

♪ He's licking his lips He's ready to win ♪

♪ Heavenly bound 'Cause heaven's got a number ♪

♪ Her loving is a wild dog She's got the look ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ Here we stand ♪

♪ Hey ma ma ma, hey ♪

♪ Hey ma ma ma, hey ♪

♪ I am the warrior ♪

♪ I am the warrior ♪

♪ I don't wanna tame your animal style ♪

♪ I feel the beat call your name ♪

♪ I heard a voice say "Tonight by the wood ♪

♪ I made a fire And watching it burn ♪

♪ I pushed you away ♪

♪ I really love you, girl ♪

♪ I wanted to be with you alone ♪

♪ I'll hold you close in victory ♪

♪ I'm lost in admiration Could I need you this much? ♪

♪ I'm movin' out ♪

♪ I'm not gonna take it anymore ♪

♪ I've been finding my way For a long, long time ♪

♪ If he ever hurts you ♪

♪ If that's what it's all about ♪

♪ If we can't go on To survive the tide ♪

♪ Is that all you get for your money? ♪

♪ It's a do or die situation ♪

♪ It's a do or die situation ♪

♪ It's the terror of knowing What this world is about ♪

♪ Just have to make it With someone I choose ♪

♪ Let loving start ♪

♪ Losing ground I'm reaching... ♪

♪ Love divides ♪

♪ Lust is in cages Till storm breaks loose ♪

♪ Magic moments ♪

♪ Magic moments ♪

♪ Magic moments ♪

♪ Make me feel ♪

♪ Make me feel mighty real ♪

♪ Make me feel mighty real ♪

♪ Make that money ♪

♪ Make that money ♪

♪ Make that money ♪

♪ Make that money ♪

♪ Make that money, boy ♪

♪ Mama Leone left a note on the door ♪

♪ Mama, if that's movin' up Then I'm... ♪

♪ Mama, if that's movin' up Then I'm... ♪

♪ Mem'ries we've been sharin' ♪

♪ Memories we've been sharin' ♪

♪ Mighty real ♪

♪ Mm babade ♪

♪ Mm hmm ♪

♪ Mm hmm ♪

♪ Movin' out ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Not in the mood for something true ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, you're wasting my time ♪

♪ On the hunt tonight For love at first sting ♪

♪ One night will remind you ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, uh huh ♪

♪ Ow! Na na na na na ♪

♪ Pressing down on you, no man ask for ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ Pressure on people People on streets ♪

♪ Pressure pushing down on me ♪

♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪

♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪

♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪

♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪

♪ Savin' his pennies for someday ♪

♪ Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat ♪

♪ She goes, na na na na na ♪

♪ She said "Sonny, move out to the country" ♪

♪ She's got the look ♪

♪ She's got the look ♪

♪ Shooting at the walls of heartache Bang, bang ♪

♪ Sing it with the feeling now Car wash, yeah ♪

♪ Someday love will find you ♪

♪ Somehow you always get me wrong ♪

♪ Somehow, you always get me wrong ♪

♪ Somehow, you always get me wrong ♪

♪ Something happens And I'm head over heels ♪

♪ Splits a family in two Puts people on streets ♪

♪ Stand up and face the enemy ♪

♪ Stand up and face the enemy ♪

♪ Stay with me, let loving start ♪

♪ Stir it up ♪

♪ Take it easy on yourself ♪

♪ The night is calling I have to go ♪

♪ The Saturday dance I got up the nerve To send you some flowers ♪

♪ The telephone call that tied up the line For hours and hours ♪

♪ The things that really matter to me They just pass you by ♪

♪ The wolf is hungry He runs the show ♪

♪ There ain't no telling Who you might meet ♪

♪ These magic moments filled with love ♪

♪ This bloody road remains a mystery ♪

♪ This shattered dream You cannot justify ♪

♪ This sudden darkness fills the air ♪

♪ Thought of your future ♪

♪ To stir it up, yeah ♪

♪ Tomorrow gets me higher ♪

♪ Too afraid to let you in ♪

♪ True love won't desert you ♪

♪ Um baba be ♪

♪ Um baba be ♪

♪ Um bu bu bum dade ♪

♪ Um bum bade ♪

♪ Under pressure ♪

♪ Under pressure That burns a building down ♪

♪ Watching some good friends Screaming, "Let me out!" ♪

♪ We can't afford to be innocent ♪

♪ We can't afford to be innocent ♪

♪ Well, I guess we just don't get along ♪

♪ Well, somehow You always get me wrong ♪

♪ What are we running for? ♪

♪ What are we waiting for? ♪

♪ What are we waiting for? ♪

♪ What in the world Can make a brown eyed girl turn blue? ♪

♪ What in the world Can make you so blue? ♪

♪ When everything I'll ever do I do for you ♪

♪ When she's spinning me around Kissing is a color ♪

♪ When there's nowhere We can run to anymore ♪

♪ When two hearts are carin' ♪

♪ Whiskey goes in the punch And rum also goes in the punch ♪

♪ Who needs a house out in Hackensack? ♪

♪ Who's the hunter? Who's the game? ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa whoa oh oh ♪

♪ Whoa whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Won't anybody help us? ♪

♪ Working at the car wash, yeah ♪

♪ Worlds apart Hearts broken in two, two, two ♪

♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪

♪ You know I still love you ♪

♪ You know I'm dying to get ahead But falling way behind ♪

♪ You leave me broken ♪

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ You might not ever get rich ♪

♪ You ought to know by now You ought to know by now ♪

♪ You ought to know by now You ought to know by now ♪

♪ You will find something unique ♪

♪ You won't be caged In the call of the wild ♪

♪ You're just, just, just wasting time ♪

$9,000.

$10... all you have to do is sit.

♪ And he's trading in his Chevy For a Cadillac ♪

♪ Deday da ♪

♪ Here I am ♪

♪ I still love you, girl ♪

♪ I'm movin' out ♪

♪ If I have to beg or borrow ♪

♪ Magic moments ♪

♪ My body is burning It starts to shout ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Now it's..

♪ Oh, but workin' too hard Can give you a heart attack ♪

♪ Sleepless nights ♪

♪ We will be invincible ♪

♪ We're gonna scream Until we're satisfied ♪

♪ When I think about tomorrow, ooh I can't wait ♪

♪ Whoa whoa oh Whoa whoa whoa oh oh ♪

♪ You make me feel ♪