The Best Man Holiday (2013) Soundboard Edit

A leader of his team, in his community, in the league!

A long, long, long time ago,

A thrill of hope

About a year now.

Actually one of Brian's colleagues put the mock up together.

Air band?

All of us under the same roof again.

All of you men need to do your wives a favor and get snipped.

Amen.

And besides, I don't even know if biography is my thing.

And for the record, it was once.

And I have two little girls!

And I love you, girl

And look over here, you must be July

And lucky for you, you do know better.

And pregnancy sex is the bomb.

And Sullivan is run over at his own 10 yard line!

And the rosebuds know to bloom in early May

And which honeymoon was that?

And with that carry,

And you have to be open to love.

Are you okay?

Armstrong, you are such a commitment phobe

As around the Sun the Earth knows she's revolving

Baby, do you want me to fix you a plate? The potato salad is great.

Baby, move your leg.

Baby, you're gonna be known as the greatest ever to...

Baby.

Baby's still breech.

Because I didn't want to worry you.

Because I love you.

Because it's you, Lance.

Brian McDonald.

Busted!

But could be a significant step

But our faith.

But this one...

Can I take your coats?

Can somebody please tell me why he chose this five dollar ho over me?

Come on, baby. Yes, baby.

Come on, Joe. Let's go home, man.

Come on, man, no worries. It's all good.

Come, little ones. Give Mommy and Daddy time.

Cut it out. Get your hands off.

Cute little fuchsia phone you got.

Daddy!

Damn!

Did you see that, Murch? It was like this!

Diversity? Michael, are you even watching the network?

Don't be scared, Murch!

Don't shush me. I'm not shushing you.

Everybody's going through it.

Fall

Forget your agent.

From long time contributors like yourself, Elliot.

Fuck you! Stop. Stop!

Fucking Murch!

Get off me! I hope you die.

Get off the phone, man!

Get some rest. Okay.

Go!

God bless you

Harper, I'm gonna need you to go to the store later.

Have you seen my mom?

Hey, girls, you want some hot chocolate?

Hey, Harp. Are you okay? Yeah, yeah.

Hey. Looks like we're playing an epic game of phone tag.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. It's all going so well

Ho ho ho!

I can't say that I'm liking it

I changed my flight.

I don't care! Make an excuse.

I don't know. It's kind of freaky,

I don't need to have a child in order to know how to deal with a child

I don't think I can leave until...

I got sucker punched. Again!

I hope they show a titty or something.

I invited you to my house!

I just thought we had a connection back there.

I know that I can count on you...

I know.

I know. Look, Harp,

I let you back in. I let you back in and...

I like, I like, I like.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, you know, not me, but...

I might have some leads for you if you're interested.

I missed you so much!

I need you to.

I should not have come here and been dishonest.

I think I'm gonna keep you, Mr. Stewart.

I thought we were gonna wake up the whole house

I was there for all my kids. The nurses taught me how to measure.

I'm alone, but I ain't... Trust me, I ain't lonely.

I'm an asshole? You're an asshole!

I'm fine, Harper.

I'm just saying

I'm not going to play today.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm sick of you!

I'm sorry.

I'm Tiger Claw!

I'm young! I'll be back!

If you had to boil your principles down

In that order?

Is it a boy or a girl?

Is that a 15 year veteran doing that?

It is tough, but we will definitely make the playoffs.

It's all I've got.

It's just safer.

It's okay.

J?

Jordan, I have Brian here.

Just for a little while.

Kind of doesn't feel like I should be going anywhere.

Lance Sullivan is just eating up yardage.

Lance Sullivan lines up again in the backfield.

Lance, hurry.

Lance, Lance? First off, thanks for the seats.

Lance, look at me.

Lance! Get off of me!

Let's not mention my epic failure of a book to anyone.

Listen, before I'm all crazed and hopped up on Valium,

Listen. I'm doing my best to be at peace with this.

Long lay the world

Long shot.

Look, he can drive me crazy all he wants.

Look, you got a baby coming,

Looks like we're the first to arrive.

Make that enough for three.

Man, get the hell out of here.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas. Here you go.

Mia Morgan Sullivan

Mia, is everything okay?

Mia.

Mia... Don't you say a motherfucking thing to her.

Mmm mmm mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Money wise?

My cell?

No Monkey Paw! Take your hat!

No one's gonna cut you, sweetie. Everything's gonna be fine.

No pressure, no pressure from me, baby

No question. I'm just playin', man.

No wonder you hooked up with Shelby. You two deserve each other.

No, no, no. Lance is not gonna...

No, we're... I don't think I...

No.

No. No, Mia.

No. You wait a minute. Look at this

Not now, Quentin. Not now.

O hear Hear

O holy night

O night

Oh, hell no

Oh, my God, you're in labor.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my momma? We're taking it to the streets. Wow.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, you know, it's Christmas time, family, friends,

Oh.

Oh. Harper, please don't play dumb.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good to meet you. You guys are friends from work?

Once you guys got there we had a good time.

One day she was there, and then...

Please

Please, just lie there and relax.

Plus, the children would love to have him around.

Precious.

Push.

Right, Harp? Right, yeah.

Right, yeah, 176. Right.

Robyn, please, it's not what you...

Robyn.

See, that's exactly why I don't tell people shit.

Seriously, she won't stop.

She made sure that we would all be here, too.

She's beautiful.

Shelby, what the hell are you doing?

Shit!

Skips a tackler, dodges another tackler. Stiff arm!

So my future looks mighty bright, thank you very much.

So you want to take their hand me downs now?

So you're still that guy, huh?

So, how's Robyn?

Stan, things haven't been the same between Lance and me

Stop it.

Sullivan looking for the end zone!

Sullivan, 65 yards.

Tell me, can you stand it?

That I'll be loving you always

That it just doesn't work for our programming.

That shit hurt my feelings, man.

That was nice.

That's a loss of another eight.

That's why you'll always be the better man.

The defense shifts.

The kids are sleeping.

The very last thing has got me so excited.

Then act like it.

There it is.

They're going to make it a point to stop him hard.

They're running around here somewhere. Okay.

This is getting me a little excited.

This night couldn't get any worse.

Thought you were... Said something.

Through the good times and bad times

Timeout Atlanta. We'll be back.

To see everybody.

To the right side.

Twenty, 10, 5... Come on, come on!

Ugh! Honestly. I hate him.

Ugh! I was wrong.

Uh...

Until the ocean covers every mountain high

Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream

Wait a minute. This isn't my...

Wait, you're breaking up, Doc.

We're not...

We're praying every day.

Well, I don't think Lance does.

Well, I'm getting a little excited.

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Well, the kids look beautiful. Getting big.

Well, you better hurry up, because your fans are waiting.

What about you, Candy?

What Harper put in his book ain't got shit to do with me!

What if it is?

What the hell?

What? Murch, come on, man.

When it rains, it pours.

Where's my underwear?

Why are you being so defensive?

Why do we keep doing this?

With a half that he and his team

Would like to forget behind him now,

Wow.

Y'all getting your balls back for Christmas or what?

Yeah, but that doesn't interest me.

Yeah, I'm fine, I just... Oh!

Yeah, it felt good, man. It felt good

Yeah, it is. There's hell of a tension.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, no, I'll be right back! Yep!

Yeah, you're probably right, but you know what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's about time you caught up with the rest of the world.

Yes, I do.

Yes, very.

Yes, you did. You lonely, miserable bitch!

Yes. That's what she calls you.

Yo! Hey!

You can call Jesse, you can call Barack,

You can rest your mind assured

You did it.

You just love stirring the pot.

You know how much I love you?

You know what you need to do.

You name it.

You okay?

You put yourself in this predicament.

You tried to exploit your best friend for financial gain,

You'll see.

You're a bad man.

You're playing for all of us.

Your pops, always clowning me. Just like in college.

26 yard gain. First down.

Harper! Yeah, it's really cute.

Let's go! Candace.

Mommy? Hey, honey.

"Archer was a fearless Zodiac

"But these aren't ordinary children.

"But why? They seemed like good people."

"Got to make the money, got to make the money,

"got to make the money."

"In a world beyond the skies, children live a wonderful existence

"Let me go to Momma."

"They're Zodiacs.

"who spied a couple in Harlem who for so long wanted a baby.