The Amazing World of Gumball - Season 4 Edit

A cabriolet, and a pension plan.

A gumball?

A humane trap, please.

A nut for a jar of tuna?

A virtual spacehog to go with out solar generator.

A virus is parasiting my hard drive.

A Wolverine can kill a moose!

A...Nut for a jar of tuna.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!!

Aaah!!

Aaah!!

Aaah!!

Aaah!!

Aaah!! Ow!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Daah!

Aah! Oh, no! No! Aah!

Aah!!

According to how much food is available,

Actually, you know what? Bad bye!

After you spent $15,000 on made up video game weapons!

Again this doing we are why, Darwin?

Agh!

Agh! What was that for?!

Ah ah choo!

Ah, ah, ah! Cash only.

Ah, children!

Ah, come on, we did the pros and cons.

Ah, yeah huh!

Ah.

Ah. There you are.

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha! Then it must be reptilian.

Ahh, it's okay. We don't know him.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Aah! Ahh! Ahh!

All I have here is vitamin "c,"

All I have to do

All I wanted was to borrow a pen.

All right, all right.

All right, but the price just went up.

All right.

Also, you smell like medicine, which is weird,

An aggressive predator from the nile river.

Anais!

Anais!

And a couple of lollipops.

And before you know it,

And change his grades directly on their computer.

And destroy civilization as we know it!

And engage the mainframe protocol.

And get an advance on my goodpoints,

And get delicately trapped inside the box.

And how are you gonna pay for the damage?

And I saw two goldfish in the distance,

And i think she Wait.

And I used you to do chores

And I was wearing shoes made of cake.

And I'm not so sure about the name.

And it's 10 up front... rest on delivery.

And it's all over the universe.

And now for my last piece of advice for today, children.

And she wasn't really evil.

And shrunk us with his space gun

And significantly reduces any form of cognitive ability.

And that is why I'm not a cat person.

And that was for using my voice

And that's for trying to

And that's for worrying about me.

And the town will be saved.

And then I rode all the way up to them

And then the room filled with water,

And then they offered me a nut for a jar of tuna.

And then you can buy whatever you want for the game.

And there was a naked leprechaun talking backwards.

And this person is taking advantage of her weakness,

And to think we live right next door to him.

And walk normally down the road to Tobias' house.

And we're clearly not good enough.

And yes!

And you know what that's called?!

And you speak to anais when she's alone?

Anyway, I got to go.

Apart from him. And him.

Are in an illegal street gang

Are shredded pieces of their clothing.

Are they here to eat you or, worse, take your job?

Are you gonna start playing doubles tennis on your own?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you using the royal "we" now?

As in bad! You know, good bad.

As in he wants the weeds taken out.

As you grow older, you'll be given a lot of advice.

At least they're in the infirmary.

Attempting self diagnosis.

Back to Mr. small's office.

Backwards.

Bad idea? Hmm.

Banker? No.

Because "Cornfarm" is for plebs

Because it's the broom closet.

Because Tobias wants us to get him an "a" in science,

Because we refuse to let you go without a fight,

Because we were gonna tell his parents!

Best friends?

Bobert, what happened?!

Boop boop!

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner from a vending machine.

Breaking news the monster has been caught...

Breaking news.

But are you kidding me?!

But how? We blocked the top of the tank.

But I was happy to help my friend.

But I would be lying. It's definitely you.

But I'll try anyway.

But I'm certain I've seen something like it in this book.

But I'm still not convinced we should be reading this.

But it's because I never had a school friend before.

But it's got out of control.

But it's never too early for a verdict,

But let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

But on the pros side...

But she smiled at me!

But then I woke up.

But they don't know how glorious you are on the inside.

But this is what he may look like now.

But today, it can be explained by science.

But we can't! We're out of cosmic points.

But we'll hit anais

But we're great now. We don't need any more.

But what about all those

But who could be doing this?

But why are we breaking in here? What do you mean?

But you didn't want the hot dog!

But you meant I gave you good advice, right?

But, like, in a desert.

Called cosmic latte!

Can you hear that? What?

Can you please get back to work?!

Can you see her?

Causing a symptom known as jelly legs.

Causing the palms of the hands to perspire.

Causing what we call in scientific terms "butterflies."

Challenge perceptions, and be remembered as

Children!

Chk chk chk chk chk.

Chk chk chk chk chk.

Chk chk!

Chk chk!

Chores for your parents?!

Chorus slide?

Closer

Come closer.

Come hang out on this side.

Come on, do something.

Come on, man, count us in!

Come on.

Continues to rise.

Couldn't you have just said that in the first place?

Crocodile? No.

Darn, missed it. Got to cycle through again.

Darn. It's a pfd.

Darwin watterson is making a joke.

Darwin, give me your shoe.

Darwin, quick!

Darwin, why are we doing this again?

Darwin! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Darwin. Aah!

Dear Mr...

Define "love."

Dessert, sir?

Did you see that?!

Didn't you want to hear what she thought?

Do something!

Do you know what rock bottom is?

Do you mind? Boop boop boop boop boop

Do you take any currency? I guess.

Does it fall from above?

Does not compute.

Does that count?

Doesn't matter!

Don't tell me what to do!

Down to everything and everywhere and everyone.

Dropping into an ice cream cake.

Dude, are you feeling okay?

Dude, it's not a virus.

Dude, that's a really good impression!

Eh, maybe it was both.

Eh.

Eh...Ehh...

Elmore news do you have any comment?

Elmore news will cover these terrible events

Elmore police are investigating

Elmore police have made the following statement.

Fair point.

File name... iloveyou.Exe.

Finally, the signal reaches the brain

First, she uses you to get stuff,

Follow her!

Follow your dreams.

For food.

For me, it's the excited pitter patter of little feet...

For real?

Foreign killer turtles are swarming elmore.

Foreigners? The Internet?

Free coffee!

Friend!

Friend!

Friend...

Friend...

Friend...

From difficult backgrounds.

From its leathery surface, i rule out avian.

Gas?

Get away from my kids, you little

Get away!

Get away! Get away!

Get in the house.

Get it? "Made my day."

Get it? Cold blooded?

Get out of my computer!

Get tricked by this parasite!

Getting her to carry her stuff, and eating her lunch!

Give me your shoe!

Go on.

Go on. You go on!

Good idea!

Good. Now find the Tobias file.

Goodbye, evil turtle.

Gosh, you're right!

Got your nose!

Great, then let's eat.

Great! I mean, maybe cake shoes were a bad idea, but...

Gumball, distract it!

Guy

Ha!

He did? Oh, well. Force of habit.

He explained six times

He's in the synchronized swimming team.

He's just a little under the weather.

Heh, yeah, I get that a lot.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. 911.

Help me! No! Aah!

Help us!

Her name is Jodie.

Here is one of the alleged victims.

Here, have mine. It's got loads of Mayo in it.

Here, help yourself, Jodie.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Here, let's swap. I love Mayo.

Hey, anais, we need to talk.

Hey, coach!

Hey, get off my sister's... Everything!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey!

Hey, Jodie,

Hey, Jodie, you want me to carry your bag?

Hey, Jodie...

Hey, listen... About last night...

Hey, look go of my sister, you parasite!

Hey, man. We're labor, not management.

Hey, that's the same asourturtle.

Hey, we're done.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Are you two finally studying?

Hey! You!

Hey.

High five.

Hmm? Uh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Go on.

Hmm. Go on.

Hmm. There must be something.

Hmm. Who made these?

Hmm... I'm not exactly sure,

Hold on!

Hot dogs?

How about both?

How about that? We just created the robo ulance.

How about you stop throwing things at innocent girls

How are you gonna survive them?

How did you get the flack Cannon and the rail gun?!

How has this happened?

How much did you spend?

How would scientists have invented the quadruple bypass

How would we have discovered milk

How?

How'd you get the galactic exoskeleton?

How'd you get the hadron laser?

Huh, funny, she looks exactly how I imagined.

Huh?

Huh.

Humiliating is this.

Hunh!

Hurry! They're coming!

I am legion! I am everywhere!

I asked penny to marry me, and she said,

I bet my gags are gonna split your sides,

I bought every single in game purchase possible.

I bought it for 2 million cosmic points.

I can hear you under there, you little rascal.

I can't!

I don't know what to feel...

I don't know!! What are goodpoints?!

I don't suppose either of you

I don't think anything good is gonna come out of this.

I don't think that's rain.

I don't think this is gonna end well.

I don't want us to be the ones

I dunno.

I give you the goodpoints,

I got friend zoned again!

I got more work for you.

I got tricked by "galatrek."

I had a really weird dream last night.

I have no idea what he's called. Me neither.

I hope you can forgive me.

I I didn't think it would...

I I guess maybe I should...

I I i i can't accept this.

I I know I acted crazy,

I it wasn't really anais on the phone.

I just don't think anais should hang around

I just flooded Europe.

I just had to block my credit card

I just realized

I just thought you were being a bad friend to her.

I knew it!

I know how much you like free stuff.

I know.

I literally can't be any clearer.

I mean whatever Darwin wants me to say.

I mean, Is this thing on?

I meant that we should throw books!

I meant the metaphorical rain in my soul.

I met a wretched friend who takes advantage of me

I might not be a qualified psychiatrist,

I need to study the cold blooded facts.

I put the money in my invisible pants.

I realize it sounds kind of wrong.

I refuse to be the kid who breaks his positive spirit.

I refuse to let our little sister

I said I'm not going!

I said, throw some facts

I switched the real ones for nothing but thin air.

I think dad was running out of Mayo by the time he made it.

I think I have an idea.

I think it's abigone.

I think we have enough invisible money.

I think we should stop hanging out.

I think you went too far.

I think you're missing the point.

I thought she would see the yellow rope, duck,

I took it as a yes.

I used my parents' credit card to buy stuff in the game,

I wanted to inspire troubled kids

I was...

I would say it's not you, it's me,

I...Stole that last part from a zombie video game.

I...Think we have a little problem.

I'd like to see what you look like if you got

I'll call the ambulance.

I'll get to find out what happened next.

I'll just climb on Abraham.

I'll let go of you now.

I'll pay for me and my friend!

I'll set up a trap. You lure them in.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

I'm following my dream.

I'm killing the weeds.

I'm not a parasite!

I'm not going back to his office.

I'm okay, Jodie!

I'm sorry we never understood you.

I'm sorry. I was really excited, and I got carried away.

I'm the Internet!

I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

I'm tired of using the cat door at granny jojo's house

I'm under attack here!

I've got an idea!

I've got just the thing!

If his advice was a type of footwear,

If I stand in the shadow of the earth,

If I understand you correctly,

If she's actually as bad as you think?

If someone hadn't looked at a cow's udder and said,

If we hadn't first invented the quadruple cheeseburger.

If you don't redeem our goodpoints,

If you gave me a second chance and got to know the less insane,

Impossible!

In case they were scared of the dark.

In spite of being clever and sarcastic,

In the dream, the naked leprechaun spoke backwards.

Invisible goodpoints you gave us?

Is initiate the power supply to the hard drive

Is she alone?

Is that too much to ask?

Is that your idea of humane?!

It better not be throwing a shoe at them!

It came before the egg. Come on, lunch is on me.

It is I who is destroying your planet!

It made my day.

It makes perfect sense.

It says in this book it'll grow

It sounds like the sea, but more purple.

It would be socks and sandals!

It'll look much further after I've used my shrink gun.

It's a way to travel faster through school.

It's about hiding the consequences from him.

It's an egg, so it's obviously not mammalian.

It's bad. His advice is bad.

It's Dr. funball and har harwin watterson.

It's in the way people touch, the way people talk,

It's in your heart, in the eyes of others.

It's just, I don't want you to feel sad

It's kind of slimming. Look, skinny... Chubby!

It's kind of weird to ask us to wax a car.

It's more like the sound of Christmas,

It's not about his advice.

It's okay. I've got a better game.

It's the guy next door!

It's working too well! It's working too well!

It's working. It's working!

Jodie is just...

Jodie was scared she'd get a bad grade for her science project,

Jodie, we're friends, right?

Jump!

Just avoid the pink parts.

Just so you could afford

Karen?

Keep rolling! Keep rolling!

Kinda.

Kitty!

Kitty!

Kitty?

Kitty.

Kitty. Where are you?

La, la, laaaaaaah!

Ladies and gentlemen, here to cure you

Last night, I dreamed that I was in this classroom,

Later on, we walked back home together.

Laughter is the best medicine.

Layer after layer reveals more surprises.

Lead right back to our own house?

Leave us alone!

Leaving my classroom!

Let's just keep looking for clues.

Let's throw some scientific facts at 'em!

Like a bad skateboard trick

Like everyone else in this school!

Like he said, there is no such thing as a bad idea.

Like I said, no such thing as a bad idea.

Listen to yourself!

Listen, I need you guys to wax my daa...

Look at all this money!

Look harder! No.

Look out!

Look, for once, I get to hang out with someone

Look, I'll throw another one.

Lookin' hot.

Loooo!!

Love begins with a visual signal received by the eyes.

Love is scoring zero in a tennis game.

Love was once a mysterious force,

Love. What is love?

Make sense?

Making our own decisions.

Male seahorses can...

Margaret!

Maybe a song would help you understand.

Maybe this obvious trail of shredded clothing is a clue.

Maybe you'll change your mind

Maybe, but we have a laser copier!

Me, neither. Hold on.

Mission accomplished.

Mm hmm! Mm hmm!

Mm hmm. Thanks

Mm, mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Uh, okay.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm, delicious.

Mmm, delicious. Try some of mine.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom, dad!

Mooooom!

More normal me, we could actually be real friends.

More. I need more.

Nah, she lost me at "book."

Nah, she lost me at "book."

Nah. If it was, it'd be more dramatic than that.

Neither.

Never mind. Just throw books.

Never take any advice too literally.

No, but I can control alt delete it.

No, don't go into the light.

No, dude. His parents.

No, I don't!

No, i meant the flashlight. You're shining it in my eyes.

No, I meant you know anais.

No, I meant...

No, no, no, no. That chicken is so old,

No, no, no! I i believe you.

No, that would be actually bad.

No, you're not.

No! It means we can imagine any weapon we want, as well!

No! No! Please, no!

No?

No?

No.

No... about her!

Nobody ever used to listen to me,

Not again.

Not now, Tobias.

Not split your middle.

Nothin'.

Now it's 20 invisible goodpoints.

Now you sound like Mrs. mom.

Nurse, we need a C.T. scan, an mri, and an X ray... stat!

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, also, if you see me, can you tell my brother where I am?

Oh, come on. I'm sure there's lots to like.

Oh, dear Mr.

Oh, for derp's sake!

Oh, hey, hey. Oh, hi.

Oh, hey, there. I'm good.

Oh, hey, uh, I was wondering if you wanted to, you know,

Oh, hey. How you doing?

Oh, ho! Here's another piece of advice for you!

Oh, how could this have happened to you,

Oh, I have so much advice for you.

Oh, just me and dad.

Oh, man, that's never a good sign.

Oh, man! Oh, no!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, uh, n no.

Oh, uhh.

Oh, wait, you don't want that one, Jodie.

Oh, what could it be?

Oh, what, this? No, it's just,

Oh, will this rain never end?

Oh, yeah

Oh, you won't want that then. It'll be soggy.

Oh!

Oh! Kitty!

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, well, scratch that.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh. Very good.

Oh. Wait up.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohhh!

Okay reptiles. It's got to be in here somewhere.

Okay, and her, but you get the idea!

Okay, let's just read a little more.

Okay, now that I said it out loud,

Okay, quite a few cons,

Okay, so while we wait for the room to fill up with water,

Okay, that is actually better.

Okay, wait, I'm confused.

Okay, you know what? Never mind.

Okay! Okay! Okay! It's a clue! It's a clue!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On a virtual pig to go with their windmill.

On Abraham Lincoln the goat.

One goodpoint?! What are goodpoints?

One more shocking revelation and we might explode.

Or a bad new pair of fresh kicks, or a bad...

Or a bucket?

Or anger at that horrible freeloader!

Or are you playing "Cornfarm?"

Our sister got infected by a social parasite!

Our turtle is famous!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Pass me that crayon.

Pbht!

Peaches?

Peekaboo!

Peekaboo!

Peekaboo! Oh, that's good!

Peekaboo! Peekaboo!

Pin for what?

Pin.

Plasma grenade

Please continue.

Please don't cry.

Please press "restart".

Please, sir, inspire us.

Pretty bad.

Pretty simple...

Principal brown?

Processing information.

Prove that anais has been brainwashed by Jodie!

Purply. Antler.

Put on loincloths, and surrender as their slaves.

Quick! Grab some paper towels!

Quick! His parents are only two blocks down!

Rather than someone who makes me fix theirs.

Remember? I bought all the weapons.

Reptile.

Ridiculous.

Right, and I want a six figure salary,

Right.

Right. Do you have any, like, um, beginners advice?

Right. Nothing new is happening here.

Rock bottom is getting a kid

Run.

S should go back to my normal work.

Sacre bleu!!

Sadness for our little sister

Say hello to my little friend...

Science is not her strength.

See? She was never evil.

Sense perfect makes this.

Separate people.

She can walk on her own two feet

She escaped to make a nest to lay her eggs.

She is the parasite.

She meant we need to find their mother.

She must have escaped.

She must've been pregnant when dad bought her.

She must've chewed her way down.

She needed a pen, so I lent her mine...

She still looked hungry after finishing her lunch,

She takes over your mind, attaches herself to your body,

She was just looking after her babies.

She was just pregnant.

She was right.

She went that way.

She's also fragile and weird, and she has trouble fitting in.

She's an actual parasite!

She's not just a social parasite!

She's not your friend! She's a parasite!

She's taking control of your mind!

She's turned you into a fungus thingy

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh! Kids, please.

Shh! Right.

Skinny! Chubby!

Slide on the oil,

Snake? No.

So how about you do my chores for me,

So I gave her mine.

So I gave her that, too.

So I got a little clingy. I think if...

So I made these motivational quotes

So I thought I should mention it. Goodbye!

So I'm starting to train my lose of thought.

So imagine what she could become in an American suburb.

So she can release her spores, contaminate more people,

So we have to break into the teacher's office

So we say yes!

So who votes for my idea?

So your so called friend gets the message that...

So, are you guys up for more work?

So, bobert, what have we learned about love?

So, children, the most important thing to remember is this...

So, drop your stupid sandwich and go talk to her!

So, how did this day of inspirational advice go?

So, how's my advice working out for you guys?

So, if I follow my dream to the end,

So, Jodie, are you hungry, friend?

So, they're all the same, right?

So, what do we do?

So?

Some advice will result...

Some might say you're excessive,

Some Teddy bear shaped band aids,

Some will be good, some will be bad.

Some will open your mind and your spirit,

Sorry, but we're in the middle of a plasma explosion here.

Sorry, could you repeat that?

Sorry, I kind of peaked too early with excitement.

Sorry, I've been playing this game for 38 hours,

Sorry, sir.

Sorry, Terry, I'm a nurse, not an artist.

Sorry. I thought it would come.

Sorry. This might hurt a little.

Sort of... Simpler, more kind of obvious ones that...

Soup du jour. And you?

Spaghetti and meatballs. Would you care to try some?

Stacked up error.

Stay with us. Stay with us.

Supersized.

Sure.

Terminology unrecognized.

Thank you, sweetheart. A toast to our love

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That he wanted his lawn taken care of, not taken out.

That was for reading my diary.

That was our evil turtle's baby.

That your advice was very helpful,

That... that's it. T take out the weeds.

That'll be 5 bucks.

That'll be the candle I put in the box

That's another piece of advice, isn't it? Aah!!

That's like asking saturn to give me a ring.

That's not gonna be possible.

That's ridiculous. Of course we're...

That's the only sense

That's what friends are for.

That's what my smug laugh was about.

The babies will follow her to the river,

The body then experiences a rise in temperature,

The color of the universe is a shade of beige

The disappearance of a number of local citizens.

The doctor said we could reattach it.

The light! The light!

The name makes it sound more hardcore than it is.

The number of mysterious disappearances

The only sensible thing... poison the sandwich

The only traces of the victims

The parents of the president of the United States of am...

The president of the United States of America.

The question is

The shock extends to the lower parts of the body,

The signal bounces back, causing the body to go into shock.

The single greatest teacher that ever lived.

The thing I wanted most. I made a friend.

The trionyx.

The turtle's now been captured by elmore pest control.

Then there's only one solution

Then we're gonna have to take this to the top.

Then when you think you guys are friends,

There are no rules to love, so let's just dance.

There is nothing fulfilling about being a teacher.

There never were any goodpoints

There she is!

There they are! ♪ it won't work when it's not open ♪

There was nothing there all along!

There you go.

There, now it's fair for everyone!

There's no such thing as a bad idea.

There's only one solution left.

They're chewing through the tires!

They're even feeling the same things!

They're getting away!

They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.

They've closed your game account.

They've eaten the brakes?!

Think of something awesome!

This can only mean one thing.

This is the most romantic night of my life.

This is worse than I thought!

This Jodie's taking credit for anais' work,

This one goes there! Where?

This photo is several years old,

This signal goes directly to the stomach,

This will teach you for toying

Through the power of laughter,

Throw things at my friend!

Tired from playing dodgeball.

To be more specific

To buy your space cowboy a new umbrella!

To crush this poor man's spirit.

To find the missing citizen, leaving no stone unturned.

To organize your mom's underwear drawer

Tobias robbed us of our invisible points

Tobias' parents.

Too late. We're already there.

Ugh!

Uh huh?

Uh huh.

Uh, are you sure?

Uh, but look at it... just like a leech!

Uh, how about we just wait and see

Uh, I just remembered, I hate Mayo.

Uh, Jodie, do you need a tissue?

Uh, just the check, please.

Uh, miss simian?

Uh, numbers we haven't learned at school yet.

Uh, oh, sorry.

Uh, okay.

Uh, say, h have you lost weight?

Uh, uh, okay, okay.

Uh, uh, uh...

Uh, uh, yeah, but...

Uh, what did you order?

Uh, you might want to take a look at this.

Uh..

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... A quadrillion dollars.

Uh...Uh...

Uhhh, is everything o...

Uhhh...

Um, do you want some candy?

Um, that's um...

Umm...

Understood only by birds and bees,

Unfortunately for our sponsors,

Unfortunately, this is the school infirmary, not NASA.

Unh!

Unknown malfunction detected.

Until we find something worse to exaggerate.

Usually people just say no to us.

Violence. Violence.

W t w, dude?!

W well... Uh...

Wait these shredded clothes

Wait a minute.

Wait, if you're there, then what

Wait!

Wait! Wait!

Warning... circular reference detected.

Watching the minutes tick by until the day I can retire.

We are doing everything in our power

We are still...

We can't edit it.

We can't let him see the chaos his advice caused!

We don't have all the evidence,

We got to get out of here now!

We interrupt this cartoon with some breaking news.

We just got paid! We just got paid!

We just wanted to say

We just...

We might need this.

We need to buy the photon blaster.

We need to find that nest.

We take them to the infirmary.

We think it's time for you to go.

We welcome our new rulers,

We were doing Tobias' chores for goodpoints.

We would like to redeem our goodpoints, please.

We're gonna go speak to...

We're gonna have to jump!

We're no suckas.

We're playing "galatrek," and we're about to buy

We're rich!

We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.

We're under attack!

We're... Leaving.

We've got to help find him! Yes!

Well, duh. You're on an Internet dating site.

Well, he never specifically said the grass had to grow back.

Well, here are your goodpoints.

Well, I'm kind of busy with "galatrek" at the moment,

Well, in the wild, they follow their mother back to the river.

Well, it's still a democracy for now,

Well, like they say, leave them on a high.

Well, love is in the air.

Well, make one up so we can get an idea.

Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.

Well, try to outrun my portal gun.

Well, you know...

Wha what?! He agreed with us!

What about?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do? He's got lasers!

What are we gonna do?!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What choice do I have? Very well.

What could possibly have made you all feel like that?

What did you expect?

What do you mean?

What do you say?

What do you see?

What do you think you're doing?!

What do you want?!

What does that even mean?!

What exactly are you trying to do here?

What happened?!

What is it?

What is it? A stick!

What is love?

What the...

What the...

What the...? I mean, ask him to inspire us.

What was that?

What was that? A much bigger stick.

What, that "hot" thing? Ah, forget it.

What?

What?

What?

What? N nothing! Nothing, nothing.

What? No!

What? No. You're right.

What? Oh, nothing.

What? Oh... oh, yes,

What? Why?

What?! No!

What'd you want? Don't worry... I'll buy one of each.

What's that? Invisible atm.

What's the difference here?

What's the problem, anyway?

What's wrong with your system?

What's wrong, Mr. Small?

What's your favorite thing about teaching?

Whatwasthat thing?

When I first came to elmore junior high,

When you get a load of this.

When you go to the bathroom, are you gonna say...

When you guys are done rolling around in it,

When you realize she's not a true friend.

Where are we going?

Which I bought for $5.

Which I bought for one goodpoint.

Which is why I wrote this entry

Which means our evil turtle was a girl.

Which one goes where?!

While some make you feel inept or worse... discouraged.

Who gives me my own problems

Who like to get ripped off spending real money

Who's that? Sounds awful.

Who's to blame? Feral teenagers?

Who's to say this pregnant turtle is a "her"?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Explain that again.

Whoa!

Whoever is in there is naked.

Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

Whoops!

Why are they so evil?!

Why did the turtle bring you here?

Why did we have to break in here?

Why didn't you buy a puppy?!

Why don't you drive faster?!

Why? You got something better?

With a paintbrush dipped in yogurt.

With my sister's feelings!

With that kind of person.

Without her, they're taking over any territory they can.

Without leaving some kind of evidence.

Without permission.

Wow, does this room even have a pulse?

Wow, dude.

Y you're gonna need to think of something much bigger

Yeah, I don't know why I thought that would work

Yeah, it's more like the sound of a cellphone

Yeah, oh.

Yeah, that would have been good advice to give us first.

Yeah, we should probably just see what it is.

Yeah, we'll do it.

Yeah, well, whatever.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, that was my query.

Yes, you can stop acting like a loon

Yes!

Yes! The river!

Yes! Turtle food!

Yes? Yes?!

Yes.

Yes. I mean maybe.

You are precious. You are beauteous.

You are pure. You deserve this love.

You are the most beautiful thing on this earth.

You can't control the Internet!

You did give him plenty of opportunities

You do realize that none of this is real, right?

You don't just disappear like that

You don't understand!

You drive a hard bargain, young man.

You found my nose?

You get on the Internet. Look!

You hate Mayo, remember?

You have narrowed the definition of "love"

You have to admit,

You heard me! On get with it!

You know what she sounds like?! You.

You know what that means?

You know, I was thinking, maybe we could...

You look like a crab without a shell.

You love divine this evening, darling.

You make a lot of sense, young lady.

You missed one.

You see? I came here to shape minds,

You should tell that to the people in the infirmary.

You think you can outrun me?

You! Please don't ruin this for me!

You're a scrounging, blood sucking parasite.

You're all going to the hospital now.

You're being...

You're in love.

You're not even making your own decisions anymore!

You've hit rock bottom, man!

Your little friend looks like he needs to perk up.

Your sister needs to let go of that poor girl.

1 1... 1 0 0...

2 million cosmic points?!

10 watterson dollars,

20 watterson dollars,

25 watterson dollars...

30 watterson... eh, that's a five.

49, and 50.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Eh. Eh.

Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm. Mmm.

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

What the?! What the?!

What?! What?!

What's that? My invisible shock rifle.

...add's car.

...Full recovery.

...on camera eating an old man walking his dog.

'Cause he's looking for me.

'Cause I got plenty more for ya.

'Cause it clearly sounds more like a...

'cause it was, like, a an action movie quip.

"aah! Oh, man! Oh, no! Help me! No! Aah! Aaaah!"

"and deserves to have objects thrown at her face."

"because I can't reach her doorknob."

"Dear diary, today, it happened..."

"Dear diary, today,"

"Eggs will only hatch in a warm environment."

"From this moment on, I knew we were going to be best friends!"

"I hope I get my growth spurt soon."

"I'm gonna drink from that."

"Lookin' hot?"

"She said she was tired, so I carried her bag."

"Today, I got to sit with Jodie in the cafeteria."

"We're having to wee wees."

"Well done, moon."

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♪ And each mile goes much quicker ♪

♪ And each mile goes much quicker ♪

♪ And I love making noise ♪

♪ And love is always new ♪

♪ And love is in the trees ♪

♪ And that is my advice to yooou ♪

♪ And to that duty, I am bound ♪

♪ And you know what doesn't kill you's ♪

♪ Anyone can love ♪

♪ Are you starting to believe? ♪

♪ Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes ♪

♪ Da da ♪

♪ Da da da nyah na ♪

♪ Darling, I love you ♪

♪ Do we love each other? ♪

♪ Does it fall from above? ♪

♪ Doon da do do Dan un ♪

♪ Doon da doon da ♪

♪ Doot da do do do do dun un ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ let me hear ya!

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ whoo!

♪ I fell in love with this old vacuum cleaner ♪

♪ I guess we sort of do ♪

♪ I have now become a lovesick dreamer ♪

♪ I love my boyfriend ♪

♪ I love my mother ♪

♪ I love my television ♪

♪ I love my toys ♪

♪ I'm gonna give you all the gift of advice ♪

♪ If it turns out wrong, then it won't matter much longer ♪

♪ If you walk it with pep ♪

♪ It's what we all dream of ♪

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♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Listen, bobert ♪

♪ Listen, bobert ♪

♪ Listen, bobert, to the words we sing ♪

♪ Love fills your heart ♪

♪ Love has no name ♪

♪ Love is all around us ♪

♪ Love is as old as time ♪

♪ Love is everywhere, and love is in you ♪

♪ Love is in the stars ♪

♪ Love is invisible ♪

♪ My advice to you ♪

♪ My class ♪

♪ Na da da da na nuh ♪

♪ No love is wrong ♪

♪ Only gonna make you stronger ♪

♪ Open your ears, hearts, and eyes ♪

♪ So, come real close ♪

♪ So, next time you feel lost, just pop into ♪

♪ Take my advice, and you'll be glad that you do ♪

♪ Take my advice, and you'll be glad that you do ♪

♪ Take my advice, and you'll be glad that you do ♪

♪ Tell us, bobert ♪

♪ The longest journey starts with just one simple step ♪

♪ To educate is my desire ♪

♪ To learn about ♪

♪ To learn about love ♪

♪ To open your eyes to the world around ♪

♪ Tomorrow, you'll be better than ♪

♪ We are love, and love is everything ♪

♪ Well, you might as well try it ♪

♪ What have you learned about love? ♪

♪ What is love? ♪

♪ What is love? ♪

♪ You are today ♪ huh?

♪ You need to learn about ♪

♪ You've got nothing to ♪

♪ Your mind is like a parachute ♪

♪ Your minds are there to be inspired ♪

$5?!

♪ Be the change you want in your wooorld ♪

♪ I've got plenty more advice, all you need to do is ask ♪

♪ So don't close yourself off to the words that I've spoken ♪