A humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it...
A humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A little wet in my pussy.
A little wet in my pussy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A lot of people ask me, "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star...
A lot of people ask me, "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A lot of people, Dustin. That's the bat I hit my only home run with.
A lot of people, Dustin. That's the bat I hit my only home run with. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A lot of you motherfuckers think you know who Kenny Powers is.
A lot of you motherfuckers think you know who Kenny Powers is. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A man fights and fights and then fights some more.
A man fights and fights and then fights some more. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A perfect pitch. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A rubber for your mouth from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A stork wrapped around a tree branch.
A stork wrapped around a tree branch. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A true champion faces his enemies and he conquers them.
A true champion faces his enemies and he conquers them. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Absolutely untested, and he's run the count full...
Absolutely untested, and he's run the count full... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Actually, I think he's in training...
Actually, I think he's in training... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, back up, back up. Get away
All right, back up, back up. Get away from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, boys. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, cool dudes. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, everybody, show's over.
All right, everybody, show's over. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, everybody, who wants to meet Kenny Powers?
All right, everybody, who wants to meet Kenny Powers? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, fine. We'll lower the price of the bat...
All right, fine. We'll lower the price of the bat... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, fuck him. So here we go, guys
All right, fuck him. So here we go, guys from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, here we are from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, I got time for one more. Timid kid.
All right, I got time for one more. Timid kid. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, it's up here on the left
All right, it's up here on the left from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, let me get this straight. I'm gonna pay for a blow job..
All right, let me get this straight. I'm gonna pay for a blow job.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, now, I want this stuff categorized, inventorized...
All right, now, I want this stuff categorized, inventorized... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, Stevie Janowski.
All right, Stevie Janowski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right, well, I'm gonna split because I got priors...
All right, well, I'm gonna split because I got priors... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right! Kenny Powers is here, everyone!
All right! Kenny Powers is here, everyone! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right. Fly as I say fly.
All right. Fly as I say fly. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right. I'll drive you there and you can find your way back.
All right. I'll drive you there and you can find your way back. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All the profits go toward Phillip's hospital bills.
All the profits go toward Phillip's hospital bills. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python..
An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And a blowjob. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour...
And a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And besides, it's not just for my protection. [ R ]
And besides, it's not just for my protection. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream?
And can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream?
And can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And Cassie, do not stare at me with those dead eyes, you Church bitch...
And Cassie, do not stare at me with those dead eyes, you Church bitch... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I got something I wanna say.
And I got something I wanna say. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I think it would make this night a grand success.
And I think it would make this night a grand success. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I think it'll only cost you 2 grand.
And I think it'll only cost you 2 grand. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I'll just stand over here.
And I'll just stand over here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull ups or pushups you do.
And I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull ups or pushups you do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I'm very upset with how I'm acting right now!
And I'm very upset with how I'm acting right now! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And I've killed people. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And it's actually kind of cool. You can negotiate practically anything.
And it's actually kind of cool. You can negotiate practically anything. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And it's not an insult to the talent that you had...
And it's not an insult to the talent that you had... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And my ass ain't no pussy.
And my ass ain't no pussy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And not in a "just to make me come" kind of way
And not in a "just to make me come" kind of way from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And Powers kicks his glove.
And Powers kicks his glove. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And sometimes, even just do stuff in the moment...
And sometimes, even just do stuff in the moment... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And that is why I'm here today to tell you all...
And that is why I'm here today to tell you all... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And that's fucking sad, man.
And that's fucking sad, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact.
And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And the crowd goes crazy from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And the one thing a champion does not do is fucking quit.
And the one thing a champion does not do is fucking quit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And then the highest bid wins.
And then the highest bid wins. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And then we got Mr. Nesbitt, our drama teacher,
And then we got Mr. Nesbitt, our drama teacher, from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And there's a long fly ball. It is way back there.
And there's a long fly ball. It is way back there. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And this dick.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And you're trying to lure costumers in with a caveman spinning a sign around
And you're trying to lure costumers in with a caveman spinning a sign around from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Another part is staying strong and fit.
Another part is staying strong and fit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Any comments on the steroid allegations?
Any comments on the steroid allegations? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Any one thing. Choose wisely.
Any one thing. Choose wisely. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Anyone who wouldn't pay that price is a fucking idiot.
Anyone who wouldn't pay that price is a fucking idiot. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Anything at all. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Anyway, so besides getting shot in the back of the head...
Anyway, so besides getting shot in the back of the head... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April Buchanon, she works at the...
April Buchanon, she works at the... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April, are you asking me to this dance?
April, are you asking me to this dance? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April, I gotta come clean, babe.
April, I gotta come clean, babe. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April, you never told me you dated Kenny Powers.
April, you never told me you dated Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Are you asking me to this dance?
Are you asking me to this dance? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Are you crying? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Are you nervous tonight? You feel a lot of emotions?
Are you nervous tonight? You feel a lot of emotions? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Are you okay? Because you're sweating a lot
Are you okay? Because you're sweating a lot from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Are you ready to learn some next level shit?
Are you ready to learn some next level shit? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Ask anybody out there... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
At least for the rest of the year.
At least for the rest of the year. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Atlanta, you're fucking out.
Atlanta, you're fucking out. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Back in the spotlight, man.
Back in the spotlight, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Basically give shit away. ...so people can just go for the... For...
Basically give shit away. ...so people can just go for the... For... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Because at the last moment, I decided not to.
Because at the last moment, I decided not to. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Because I know. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Because I told Dustin... Look, I can't talk with you... [ R ]
Because I told Dustin... Look, I can't talk with you... [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.
Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Behave yourselves from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Behold, gentleman. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Besides, I just need a little TLC.
Besides, I just need a little TLC. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Besides, man, that can help your family, it can help pay for bills.
Besides, man, that can help your family, it can help pay for bills. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bottom of the ninth inning, Game 7, bases loaded, two out...
Bottom of the ninth inning, Game 7, bases loaded, two out... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals.
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bullshit. You're engaged? Yeah, right. Who are you engaged to?
Bullshit. You're engaged? Yeah, right. Who are you engaged to? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But don't ask me to trust them, even nuns, because every pair of tits...
But don't ask me to trust them, even nuns, because every pair of tits... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. [ R ]
But I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But I'm also a businessman.
But I'm also a businessman. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But I'm not gonna stop yelling because then that'll mean I lost the fight.
But I'm not gonna stop yelling because then that'll mean I lost the fight. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But in order to be a standout, an all star, a champion...
But in order to be a standout, an all star, a champion... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But sometimes when you bring the thunder...
But sometimes when you bring the thunder... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But sometimes when you try to dump the smaller ones...
But sometimes when you try to dump the smaller ones... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But the most he is... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But then you take a little time off from being unstoppable...
But then you take a little time off from being unstoppable... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But turns out they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Francisco
But turns out they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Francisco from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But you'll help this fucking needle dick Caldwell.
But you'll help this fucking needle dick Caldwell. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But... Of course, you already know Ms. Buchanon.
But... Of course, you already know Ms. Buchanon. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bye, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bye, Kenny. Bye, Kenny Powers.
Bye, Kenny. Bye, Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Call a janitor. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Can we go to Ashley Schaeffer BMW first?
Can we go to Ashley Schaeffer BMW first? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassandra, get up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassandra! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassie, can I ask you a question? Hypothetical.
Cassie, can I ask you a question? Hypothetical. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassie, get up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassie, I know how the fuck eBay works. What I wanna know is how much.
Cassie, I know how the fuck eBay works. What I wanna know is how much. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cassie, I'm talking about how much. How much for you? What's your commish?
Cassie, I'm talking about how much. How much for you? What's your commish? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Class, do we want the principal of the school...
Class, do we want the principal of the school... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clearance sale. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Coach Booth died this morning. They're not sure, but they think...
Coach Booth died this morning. They're not sure, but they think... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Coach Booth says after back surgery, he has to go to rehab.
Coach Booth says after back surgery, he has to go to rehab. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on, it's a simple motion, just like that.
Come on, it's a simple motion, just like that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on, it's been that long, huh?
Come on, it's been that long, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on, man. You know people.
Come on, man. You know people. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on, you wanna give me a ride? Wanna be my personal chauffeur tonight?
Come on, you wanna give me a ride? Wanna be my personal chauffeur tonight? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on. I don't have that kind of money. Just sell me one ball. That's all I need.
Come on. I don't have that kind of money. Just sell me one ball. That's all I need. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on. These people wanna see a show and I don't wanna be embarrassed.
Come on. These people wanna see a show and I don't wanna be embarrassed. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Cutty, what do you need, bro?
Cutty, what do you need, bro? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
D Ball, what are you doing, man?
D Ball, what are you doing, man? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Damn, it's cold from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Did the damn zero key get stuck, honey? Good Lord.
Did the damn zero key get stuck, honey? Good Lord. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Did you fall and bump your head?
Did you fall and bump your head? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Did you take one of those black beauties?
Did you take one of those black beauties? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Did... I was surprised...
Did... I was surprised... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Didn't turn out too bad. You know, I'm sober now.
Didn't turn out too bad. You know, I'm sober now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do as I say do. Master and commander.
Do as I say do. Master and commander. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do you know how many pitchers hit home runs in the majors?
Do you know how many pitchers hit home runs in the majors? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do you recognize my essence?
Do you recognize my essence? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do you still have that ecstasy?
Do you still have that ecstasy? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do you think he's okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Doesn't mean that you've been forgotten or weren't any good.
Doesn't mean that you've been forgotten or weren't any good. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Doing what? Giving Robocop a blowjob?
Doing what? Giving Robocop a blowjob? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't be late for school.
Don't be late for school. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't go, baby. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't put yourself through something with him.
Don't put yourself through something with him. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't read the readout. That's my own private information
Don't read the readout. That's my own private information from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't rev my shit. I'm trying to do something serious here.
Don't rev my shit. I'm trying to do something serious here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't tell me what to do.
Don't tell me what to do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't try to tell my warriors what to do.
Don't try to tell my warriors what to do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Drivers don't drive you there and then drive off.
Drivers don't drive you there and then drive off. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Dude, I'm so sorry about splitting with your truck the other night, man
Dude, I'm so sorry about splitting with your truck the other night, man from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Dude, it ain't happening, man. Come on.
Dude, it ain't happening, man. Come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Dude, it's time to roll! Come on!
Dude, it's time to roll! Come on! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Dustin, I know it is our Christ given duty to help out family...
Dustin, I know it is our Christ given duty to help out family... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Dustin, this "junk" is the answer to all our prayers, man.
Dustin, this "junk" is the answer to all our prayers, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Each of these balls were thrown by this fucking hand..
Each of these balls were thrown by this fucking hand.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Easy. I don't play games like that.
Easy. I don't play games like that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones.
Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Everyone wanted a piece of my shit.
Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Example A: from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Excuse me for being a fucking businessman, Dustin.
Excuse me for being a fucking businessman, Dustin. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Excuse me, students, for this morning announcement.
Excuse me, students, for this morning announcement. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fill out the form completely.
Fill out the form completely. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Finally, motherfucker. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Finally... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Find a bar and get shitfaced, huh?
Find a bar and get shitfaced, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fine. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fine. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
First off, Kenny Powers walks into my showroom.
First off, Kenny Powers walks into my showroom. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Five thousand dollars? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Four fucking years. How about that?
Four fucking years. How about that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
From this moment on, you guys are no longer little kids.
From this moment on, you guys are no longer little kids. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck that noise. I can't do anything tonight.
Fuck that noise. I can't do anything tonight. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck this, fuck all you people.
Fuck this, fuck all you people. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck yeah, it would be nice. I will be generous with my wealth.
Fuck yeah, it would be nice. I will be generous with my wealth. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck you, asshole! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck you, Clegg, I'm just talking.
Fuck you, Clegg, I'm just talking. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck you, Kenny! You piece of shit!
Fuck you, Kenny! You piece of shit! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck, dude, an assistant.
Fuck, dude, an assistant. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fucking awesome! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fucking burning this motherfucking house down.
Fucking burning this motherfucking house down. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Funny thing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Funny you ask. You obviously have an eye for quality.
Funny you ask. You obviously have an eye for quality. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Gatorade is still trying to get a piece. The IRS up in my shit.
Gatorade is still trying to get a piece. The IRS up in my shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get it for the price that was higher?
Get it for the price that was higher? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get it off of me! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get me paid, bitch. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get up! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get your ass down right now!
Get your ass down right now! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Give me that toilet paper, Kenny.
Give me that toilet paper, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Give me that, motherfucker.
Give me that, motherfucker. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Gives me a little charge. That's so fun.
Gives me a little charge. That's so fun. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Go back to sleep, Dustin.
Go back to sleep, Dustin. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Go! Get! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
God's taking a dump on my face. The love of my life doesn't want to have sex with me...
God's taking a dump on my face. The love of my life doesn't want to have sex with me... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Goddamn it, Kenny, I'm brushing my teeth
Goddamn it, Kenny, I'm brushing my teeth from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Good Lord. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Good luck selling these stupid fucking cars. I'm not helping you.
Good luck selling these stupid fucking cars. I'm not helping you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Good morning, Kenny from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Good morning, students...
Good morning, students... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Got a dental dam in the glove compartment of my truck.
Got a dental dam in the glove compartment of my truck. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Had to be the worst first date ever. In my life
Had to be the worst first date ever. In my life from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Have him make shipments of the Kobe beef to Louis.
Have him make shipments of the Kobe beef to Louis. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He doesn't do this all the time.
He doesn't do this all the time. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He drives me around when I get shit hammered.
He drives me around when I get shit hammered. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He gets a dance? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He looks like a big bag full of mashed up asshole.
He looks like a big bag full of mashed up asshole. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He runs Happy Farms, an organic beef distributor.
He runs Happy Farms, an organic beef distributor. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He threw a perfect pitch?
He threw a perfect pitch? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He wants in the big game, and so do I. He's my competition.
He wants in the big game, and so do I. He's my competition. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He was a champion wrestler in high school, and I'm not making that up.
He was a champion wrestler in high school, and I'm not making that up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He's got doo doo and chocolate over his hands, ruining my handlebars.
He's got doo doo and chocolate over his hands, ruining my handlebars. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He's got no showmanship, no personal pizzazz.
He's got no showmanship, no personal pizzazz. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He's one of our students here. He has brain cancer.
He's one of our students here. He has brain cancer. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He's with me. Don't bust balls.
He's with me. Don't bust balls. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hell with that. Smoke that fool.
Hell with that. Smoke that fool. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hell, it might even be enough to get you into the majors.
Hell, it might even be enough to get you into the majors. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hell, no, Tracy. Get out, get out. Get the fuck out of here.
Hell, no, Tracy. Get out, get out. Get the fuck out of here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hell, no! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hello, school, can you hear me? They can hear me?
Hello, school, can you hear me? They can hear me? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hello? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Her name is Rose from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Here, let me pull one up.
Here, let me pull one up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Here's what I need you to do. Call Kevin Nakashi in Seattle.
Here's what I need you to do. Call Kevin Nakashi in Seattle. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, April, I'm gonna hit the stationary bike.
Hey, April, I'm gonna hit the stationary bike. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, Caldwell. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, Cassie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, everybody really turned it out for Phillip tonight, don't you think?
Hey, everybody really turned it out for Phillip tonight, don't you think? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, fuck you, Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, guys, bring the fucking ape in here.
Hey, guys, bring the fucking ape in here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, has the petty cash come through yet?
Hey, has the petty cash come through yet? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, hey, hey. You know you're not gonna get paid if you walk out of here.
Hey, hey, hey. You know you're not gonna get paid if you walk out of here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, hit me up with that Texas toast there, bro.
Hey, hit me up with that Texas toast there, bro. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, May 11th, save the date...
Hey, May 11th, save the date... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me.
Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hey. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hilarious. This guy was the most ruthless one.
Hilarious. This guy was the most ruthless one. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hold on to your dick! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Holy shit, I knew that was you.
Holy shit, I knew that was you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Holy shit! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Holy shit! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Honest, just straight. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hop off there, Blond Ambition Tour!
Hop off there, Blond Ambition Tour! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How about 200 bucks? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How about I show you my balls and you can tell me if they shrunk?
How about I show you my balls and you can tell me if they shrunk? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How about this: Roll it on the ground, pretend like it's a bowling ball?
How about this: Roll it on the ground, pretend like it's a bowling ball? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How about you get the paperwork started? I'm gonna stay here and catch up with April
How about you get the paperwork started? I'm gonna stay here and catch up with April from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How about you throw the ball, all right?
How about you throw the ball, all right? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How do you know? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How does somebody manage to get ambushed on a Jet Ski?
How does somebody manage to get ambushed on a Jet Ski? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How long is that gonna be?
How long is that gonna be? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How many times do I gotta tell you?
How many times do I gotta tell you? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing...
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How's that? Am I out of your peripheral?
How's that? Am I out of your peripheral? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I accept your offer. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I always thought it was a shame how things turned out for you.
I always thought it was a shame how things turned out for you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I am. I'm taking it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray...
I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I brought my glove and it'd mean a lot.
I brought my glove and it'd mean a lot. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I can roll with that. Well, April, since you're so concerned...
I can roll with that. Well, April, since you're so concerned... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I can stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition.
I can stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I can't open myself up to that.
I can't open myself up to that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I can't pay 400 bucks for that shit.
I can't pay 400 bucks for that shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I can't sell one. It's part of a set.
I can't sell one. It's part of a set. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I cancelled it. I'm not an ape.
I cancelled it. I'm not an ape. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I could use somebody like you.
I could use somebody like you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I decided to go for that birdbath your dad put in there just...
I decided to go for that birdbath your dad put in there just... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't appreciate your tone with me. Cassie, fantastic idea
I don't appreciate your tone with me. Cassie, fantastic idea from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know about the dick, though.
I don't know about the dick, though. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know anything about a chaperon list. What is that?
I don't know anything about a chaperon list. What is that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know if I appreciate how this conversation's turning, son.
I don't know if I appreciate how this conversation's turning, son. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know if you've met everybody yet, or not.
I don't know if you've met everybody yet, or not. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know much about those guys. I never got into them much.
I don't know much about those guys. I never got into them much. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know that many folks that...
I don't know that many folks that... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know what that means, Cassie.
I don't know what that means, Cassie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know why you're being a bitch. I'm trying to make my life better.
I don't know why you're being a bitch. I'm trying to make my life better. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know. I guess they jumped them and rode off with it.
I don't know. I guess they jumped them and rode off with it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know. Sounds a little fishy.
I don't know. Sounds a little fishy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know. That depends. Were you driving?
I don't know. That depends. Were you driving? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't mean to break up the good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader.
I don't mean to break up the good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't need you going fucking maverick on me
I don't need you going fucking maverick on me from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't tell you what to do with your money, don't tell me what to do with mine, okay?
I don't tell you what to do with your money, don't tell me what to do with mine, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't think we're gonna open a credit card account for you...
I don't think we're gonna open a credit card account for you... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't want sweat and little kid fingerprints on it
I don't want sweat and little kid fingerprints on it from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I feel 110 percent. Ready to move some BMWs tonight!
I feel 110 percent. Ready to move some BMWs tonight! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I feel that America is the best country...
I feel that America is the best country... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I forget to tell you. I'm... I'm engaged now.
I forget to tell you. I'm... I'm engaged now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I fucking do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I got my major in art, not psychology. You know, I don't know what to tell this kid.
I got my major in art, not psychology. You know, I don't know what to tell this kid. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I got Polynesian sauce all over my fingers from eating these goddamn egg rolls.
I got Polynesian sauce all over my fingers from eating these goddamn egg rolls. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I gotta go. I gotta go. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I guess Kenny Powers ain't what he used to be.
I guess Kenny Powers ain't what he used to be. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I hate swimming. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I hate to break this to you, you arrogant piece of shit.
I hate to break this to you, you arrogant piece of shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I have a knife! I have a knife!
I have a knife! I have a knife! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I heard that bullshit thrown at me all my damn life.
I heard that bullshit thrown at me all my damn life. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I hurt my nose. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I insist upon you using some sort of protection.
I insist upon you using some sort of protection. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I just feel like it'll be stupid if I drive myself, because I'm famous.
I just feel like it'll be stupid if I drive myself, because I'm famous. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions...
I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I just push the fucking button? Oh, they can hear me right now?
I just push the fucking button? Oh, they can hear me right now? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I just so happen to see more in you, Kenny.
I just so happen to see more in you, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I knew we were wasting our time coming down here, Kenny.
I knew we were wasting our time coming down here, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina.
I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know I shouldn't use that word, but that's how I feel right now, man.
I know I shouldn't use that word, but that's how I feel right now, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know my past is more valuable than 7 bucks.
I know my past is more valuable than 7 bucks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know the last few years have been tough. But come on, man.
I know the last few years have been tough. But come on, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know you don't remember me.
I know you don't remember me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I know, dude. It's so good to see you. We may be here now, but we were free
I know, dude. It's so good to see you. We may be here now, but we were free from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I like how you work. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I love women. I'll take that as a compliment
I love women. I'll take that as a compliment from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I love you too. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I love you, April. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, dude, that could be just the fucking key.
I mean, dude, that could be just the fucking key. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, he drew a pentagram made of penises.
I mean, he drew a pentagram made of penises. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, I don't remember you having this one.
I mean, I don't remember you having this one. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, I thought they tested pretty hardcore for that shit.
I mean, I thought they tested pretty hardcore for that shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, maybe it is fated that you are here on this earth...
I mean, maybe it is fated that you are here on this earth... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, maybe this is fate. You know?
I mean, maybe this is fate. You know? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, my mind's still blown you got three kids.
I mean, my mind's still blown you got three kids. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, these kids could benefit from having a star athlete such as yourself around..
I mean, these kids could benefit from having a star athlete such as yourself around.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, who in their right mind...
I mean, who in their right mind... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I mean, you just nailed it. You just hit it on the head.
I mean, you just nailed it. You just hit it on the head. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need to be around people who understand that.
I need to be around people who understand that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need to remember that I am better than everybody else.
I need to remember that I am better than everybody else. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need to take a job just so the government can garnish my fucking wages, man.
I need to take a job just so the government can garnish my fucking wages, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need you to give me a ride.
I need you to give me a ride. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need you to score me some juice.
I need you to score me some juice. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I need you to stay the whole time. That's what drivers do.
I need you to stay the whole time. That's what drivers do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I never bought into native American mythology.
I never bought into native American mythology. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I offer you a once in a lifetime investment opportunity.
I offer you a once in a lifetime investment opportunity. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I recognize your scent. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I said I'm not on steroids!
I said I'm not on steroids! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I said, I don't want a... I don't want a smoothie.
I said, I don't want a... I don't want a smoothie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I saw your dick. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I seen your ass on TV. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I smelled that motherfucker. You need more
I smelled that motherfucker. You need more from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants.
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I think that's Mr. Powers.
I think that's Mr. Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I think you're underestimating your fan base.
I think you're underestimating your fan base. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I thought Ashley Schaeffer was gonna be a woman.
I thought Ashley Schaeffer was gonna be a woman. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad.
I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I thought you were a baseball pitcher.
I thought you were a baseball pitcher. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I wanna know when he plays. See what this imposter's working with.
I wanna know when he plays. See what this imposter's working with. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I wanna see Ashley Schaeffer BMW on your tit.
I wanna see Ashley Schaeffer BMW on your tit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I want my monies. Show me them monies.
I want my monies. Show me them monies. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I want... These are questions about me personally as a superstar.
I want... These are questions about me personally as a superstar. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I was drunk. I had a chance to get laid.
I was drunk. I had a chance to get laid. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I was handed the keys to the kingdom
I was handed the keys to the kingdom from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I was hanging with those dudes in the parking lot.
I was hanging with those dudes in the parking lot. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I was paid a handsome amount of money.
I was paid a handsome amount of money. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I watched you whip the cracks off of Wilkes Central's butts..
I watched you whip the cracks off of Wilkes Central's butts.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I will help out, obviously, with things around here.
I will help out, obviously, with things around here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I wish I could just hang around you all the time...
I wish I could just hang around you all the time... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I wore a cape in sophomore year.
I wore a cape in sophomore year. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I wore a cape in sophomore year.
I wore a cape in sophomore year. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I would love to talk to you one on one about said proposal.
I would love to talk to you one on one about said proposal. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel...
I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd focus on the "something" aspect of that. Yeah, I'm teaching.
I'd focus on the "something" aspect of that. Yeah, I'm teaching. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd get maybe one of them Kenny Powers condoms...
I'd get maybe one of them Kenny Powers condoms... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd give you a ride gladly, Kenny Powers.
I'd give you a ride gladly, Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd hate if I slipped up and put a hole in one of these top of the line vehicles.
I'd hate if I slipped up and put a hole in one of these top of the line vehicles. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd love to add you to the permanent roster.
I'd love to add you to the permanent roster. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'd probably have done the same thing.
I'd probably have done the same thing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll be goddamned if I fork out 200 bucks...
I'll be goddamned if I fork out 200 bucks... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll even throw in the Halliburton case.
I'll even throw in the Halliburton case. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll pay for those extra channels that I've subscribed to...
I'll pay for those extra channels that I've subscribed to... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll see what I can do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll tell you, most teachers don't have a problem with me observing, but...
I'll tell you, most teachers don't have a problem with me observing, but... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm a professional ball player.
I'm a professional ball player. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm Allan Hicks. I'm a college recruit from UNCW, man.
I'm Allan Hicks. I'm a college recruit from UNCW, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm Ashley Schaeffer. I got a whole lot full of goddamn BMWs.
I'm Ashley Schaeffer. I got a whole lot full of goddamn BMWs. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm coming back whether the big leagues want me or not.
I'm coming back whether the big leagues want me or not. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm fucking burning up, back here.
I'm fucking burning up, back here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm going home. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm going to Sha Booms! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm gonna break your arm.
I'm gonna break your arm. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm gonna sell this memorabilia. We can make millions.
I'm gonna sell this memorabilia. We can make millions. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm in the middle of some intense goddamn training.
I'm in the middle of some intense goddamn training. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm just disappointed with my arm...
I'm just disappointed with my arm... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm just kidding, it's me.
I'm just kidding, it's me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm just playing. I didn't come in my pants.
I'm just playing. I didn't come in my pants. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm Kenny Powers, I'll be your new PE teacher...
I'm Kenny Powers, I'll be your new PE teacher... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not gonna get out on that dance floor with you.
I'm not gonna get out on that dance floor with you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not lifting that shit. It's heavy
I'm not lifting that shit. It's heavy from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not paying y'all 2 bucks an hour for nothing, all right?
I'm not paying y'all 2 bucks an hour for nothing, all right? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not trying to be crude with you. This is real.
I'm not trying to be crude with you. This is real. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm okay. I'm okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight.
I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm sorry to be a stickler...
I'm sorry to be a stickler... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you guys.
I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you guys. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm starting to see what's possible here.
I'm starting to see what's possible here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm still waiting on a check, so I need you to keep floating.
I'm still waiting on a check, so I need you to keep floating. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm talking 'roids. Don't act like you don't know about drugs.
I'm talking 'roids. Don't act like you don't know about drugs. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm talking about a real celebrity, not some sign spinning fucking monkey.
I'm talking about a real celebrity, not some sign spinning fucking monkey. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm talking about goddamn me in the store...
I'm talking about goddamn me in the store... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm talking about me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm talking health insurance, 401...
I'm talking health insurance, 401... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck.
I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm the man who has the ball.
I'm the man who has the ball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm the older brother. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm trying so hard not to be an asshole to you guys, okay?
I'm trying so hard not to be an asshole to you guys, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm trying to get back into the big leagues.
I'm trying to get back into the big leagues. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm two days away from being in the best condition of my life.
I'm two days away from being in the best condition of my life. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I've been blessed with many things in this life:
I've been blessed with many things in this life: from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I've been waiting the whole time to have good time. I'm having the shittiest time.
I've been waiting the whole time to have good time. I'm having the shittiest time. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I've got a lot of memories in my life...
I've got a lot of memories in my life... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him...
If anybody wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If everyone in this town has forgotten who I am, it's time I remind them.
If everyone in this town has forgotten who I am, it's time I remind them. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If I didn't know any better, I'd think Kenny Powers is afraid to throw a baseball.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think Kenny Powers is afraid to throw a baseball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If that's what you think. You're the expert.
If that's what you think. You're the expert. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills...
If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you could focus on keeping your area clean...
If you could focus on keeping your area clean... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you happen to be a woman...
If you happen to be a woman... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you really wanna sell this stuff, just put it on eBay. I could list it for you.
If you really wanna sell this stuff, just put it on eBay. I could list it for you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you won't listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.
If you won't listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you're gonna do this, you have to do it the full way.
If you're gonna do this, you have to do it the full way. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
If you're really strapped for cash, sell the Jet Ski
If you're really strapped for cash, sell the Jet Ski from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
In a nutshell, you can train all you want.
In a nutshell, you can train all you want. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
In a real way. All right.
In a real way. All right. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Is it true you were in jail?
Is it true you were in jail? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Is that such a crime? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Is this thing on? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It ain't often we get many stars in here.
It ain't often we get many stars in here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It is a true pleasure to meet you. I'm just a huge fan.
It is a true pleasure to meet you. I'm just a huge fan. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It is, isn't it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard...
It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It was real nice meeting you, Kenny. Watch it, prick.
It was real nice meeting you, Kenny. Watch it, prick. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy.
It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It would be inappropriate. What is this?
It would be inappropriate. What is this? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's a big night. What are you gonna go with...
It's a big night. What are you gonna go with... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's a goddamn steal. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's a little too early to tell, but looks like the sparks are still flying.
It's a little too early to tell, but looks like the sparks are still flying. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's a pretty good party from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's actually technically an orangutan.
It's actually technically an orangutan. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's awesome. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's been a while since you've been on top.
It's been a while since you've been on top. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's Cassie's favorite movie.
It's Cassie's favorite movie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's crazy just, like, being out in the real working world..
It's crazy just, like, being out in the real working world.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's crazy what two years sober will do. Living totally clean.
It's crazy what two years sober will do. Living totally clean. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's goddamn amazing! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's gonna cost more, but if you drop my name...
It's gonna cost more, but if you drop my name... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's important. One time, I was invited to come to a social gathering.
It's important. One time, I was invited to come to a social gathering. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's just part of my... I have to observe my teachers.
It's just part of my... I have to observe my teachers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's Kenny Powers. Come on, everyone
It's Kenny Powers. Come on, everyone from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's like watching a fucking pitching machine.
It's like watching a fucking pitching machine. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's me. Your brother from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's not a microphone. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's not just the bat, Cassie.
It's not just the bat, Cassie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's not like teaching kids. You can't get fucked up.
It's not like teaching kids. You can't get fucked up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's right here and it says that you're a teacher supervisor.
It's right here and it says that you're a teacher supervisor. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's still first period from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's valued at over $2,000, I have a thousand.
It's valued at over $2,000, I have a thousand. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Jesus, Kenny. It's the middle of the damn night.
Jesus, Kenny. It's the middle of the damn night. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just a man with a mind for victory...
Just a man with a mind for victory... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just do all my bullshit. My fucking running around.
Just do all my bullshit. My fucking running around. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just give me a little breathing room here.
Just give me a little breathing room here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just give me some walking around money, then I'll be fine. Okay?
Just give me some walking around money, then I'll be fine. Okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me.
Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just please work with me here.
Just please work with me here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Fucking Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers has done it. Atlanta wins the series! Listen to this crowd!
Kenny Powers has done it. Atlanta wins the series! Listen to this crowd! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers is a lover. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers is an athlete.
Kenny Powers is an athlete. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers is back! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers is now a free agent.
Kenny Powers is now a free agent. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers needs to focus, okay?
Kenny Powers needs to focus, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers says good luck with your fucking career.
Kenny Powers says good luck with your fucking career. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers, a career that once showed so much promise
Kenny Powers, a career that once showed so much promise from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers. That's Kenny Powers.
Kenny Powers. That's Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny Powers. What the fuck is up with you, man?
Kenny Powers. What the fuck is up with you, man? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, I've called you here for something rather serious.
Kenny, I've called you here for something rather serious. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, if you think that I'm gonna hook up with you...
Kenny, if you think that I'm gonna hook up with you... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, let's be honest here, okay?
Kenny, let's be honest here, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, we was wondering, speaking of which...
Kenny, we was wondering, speaking of which... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, what is this? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny. Kenny, stop. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kind of makes you see what's really important, don't it?
Kind of makes you see what's really important, don't it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kind of sad. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.
Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Knock that shit off. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let me go back up and do what I came here to do.
Let me go back up and do what I came here to do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's do this. I got my two favorite students here.
Let's do this. I got my two favorite students here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's get back into baseball, okay?
Let's get back into baseball, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's get back to work. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's get your paperwork started. Show you where you're working.
Let's get your paperwork started. Show you where you're working. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's hear it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's hear it. Keep going. Keep it going.
Let's hear it. Keep going. Keep it going. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's pump some iron, bitches.
Let's pump some iron, bitches. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's start listing the first stuff.
Let's start listing the first stuff. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Like a good friend that will be there for you always.
Like a good friend that will be there for you always. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Look at that. You see that? That's where my dick goes through.
Look at that. You see that? That's where my dick goes through. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Look, I know you're a free agent...
Look, I know you're a free agent... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Look, I paid you $200, okay?
Look, I paid you $200, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Look: Opens up, you take shits through the middle.
Look: Opens up, you take shits through the middle. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Loved ones, such as yourself, are a blessing to me in our family...
Loved ones, such as yourself, are a blessing to me in our family... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
MacWorthy awaits. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Man, brother, don't be sad, okay? Don't be bad.
Man, brother, don't be sad, okay? Don't be bad. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Man, I am so excited, I can't wait to see you to..
Man, I am so excited, I can't wait to see you to.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Man, this feels good, Clegg.
Man, this feels good, Clegg. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Man, this thing's got some power.
Man, this thing's got some power. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Marcus Shank. You banged my stepsister back in high school
Marcus Shank. You banged my stepsister back in high school from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Masculine strength. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe a forkball? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe even open up a credit card in their names and my names.
Maybe even open up a credit card in their names and my names. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe God wants us to get rich as hell off of this shit.
Maybe God wants us to get rich as hell off of this shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe it's time I remind everybody just who the fuck Kenny Powers is!
Maybe it's time I remind everybody just who the fuck Kenny Powers is! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe just signing some balls instead.
Maybe just signing some balls instead. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe open up a checking account in their names...
Maybe open up a checking account in their names... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Maybe this is what God wants.
Maybe this is what God wants. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Mongoloid Mike. Is that what you called him?
Mongoloid Mike. Is that what you called him? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Motherfucker! That's Clegg in my fucking truck!
Motherfucker! That's Clegg in my fucking truck! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Mrs. Jones, she teaches English, and our band teacher, Mr. Janowski.
Mrs. Jones, she teaches English, and our band teacher, Mr. Janowski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Multi million dollar deals, endorsements.
Multi million dollar deals, endorsements. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My ass is a... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My business is being a goddamn powerhouse and making millions.
My business is being a goddamn powerhouse and making millions. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My dad said you ruined baseball.
My dad said you ruined baseball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My driver. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My friends are here. They're...
My friends are here. They're... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My name's on the goddamn building.
My name's on the goddamn building. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Name of the game, kids: Thunderdome.
Name of the game, kids: Thunderdome. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Named after Miss Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic.
Named after Miss Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Narrated by Kenny Powers.
Narrated by Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Next question. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No offense, but I kind of think the all black..
No offense, but I kind of think the all black.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No one's gonna look down on you because you drove yourself.
No one's gonna look down on you because you drove yourself. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No shit. Yeah, it's him. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, actually, I don't. I play real sports.
No, actually, I don't. I play real sports. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, babe, rehab. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, dude. This is a real job.
No, dude. This is a real job. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, Dustin, the zero key didn't get stuck.
No, Dustin, the zero key didn't get stuck. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, for your information, I have full sized balls.
No, for your information, I have full sized balls. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, how about we just go back and we'll sign the rest of the balls.?
No, how about we just go back and we'll sign the rest of the balls.? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, huh? Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, I can't kill him... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, I... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, I'm just not the guy to help you. Wish I could though.
No, I'm just not the guy to help you. Wish I could though. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, I'm not going to any depressing shit like that.
No, I'm not going to any depressing shit like that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, I'm not. I'm just saying your name is on the chaperon list.
No, I'm not. I'm just saying your name is on the chaperon list. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, it's not a crime. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, man. Come on, motherfucker. Come on, fucking fastball.
No, man. Come on, motherfucker. Come on, fucking fastball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, not black market shit, just regular market shit.
No, not black market shit, just regular market shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, you... I can imagine. I saw you lots on TV.
No, you... I can imagine. I saw you lots on TV. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No! No, off! Get down! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No. Hell, no. He looks like shit.
No. Hell, no. He looks like shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No. I can't drink spirits if I'm gonna be driving, Kenny.
No. I can't drink spirits if I'm gonna be driving, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No... What...? You were driving
No... What...? You were driving from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Nonsense! Come on, man! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in Jesus Christ.
Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in Jesus Christ. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Not trying to be the best at exercising.
Not trying to be the best at exercising. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now get the fuck out. Go!
Now get the fuck out. Go! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now he's ready. Three two pitch. Struck him out!
Now he's ready. Three two pitch. Struck him out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now I'm sitting here, he's got a family, he's got a nice a shirt on
Now I'm sitting here, he's got a family, he's got a nice a shirt on from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now with your help, I sold it for 7 fucking bucks to some asshole.
Now with your help, I sold it for 7 fucking bucks to some asshole. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now you gotta live with us regular folks? Big deal. You act like it's a prison sentence
Now you gotta live with us regular folks? Big deal. You act like it's a prison sentence from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now you're gonna dance with her?
Now you're gonna dance with her? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, at this time I'd like to field any questions anybody has.
Now, at this time I'd like to field any questions anybody has. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, Cassie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, close the door. Get the fuck out of here.
Now, close the door. Get the fuck out of here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, I think your body is awesome. You got great tits. [ R ]
Now, I think your body is awesome. You got great tits. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, part of becoming a professional athlete...
Now, part of becoming a professional athlete... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Obviously, I'm not gonna need steroids once I'm fucking in shape.
Obviously, I'm not gonna need steroids once I'm fucking in shape. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Of course, I do. I'm famous.
Of course, I do. I'm famous. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, and what's that? Looking at a bunch of boys throwing balls...
Oh, and what's that? Looking at a bunch of boys throwing balls... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, big boss man. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, fuck me! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, fuck. I'm so drunk I feel retarded.
Oh, fuck. I'm so drunk I feel retarded. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, going back to the majors.
Oh, going back to the majors. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, hell, Kenny, come on.
Oh, hell, Kenny, come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, I lead the whole marching band.
Oh, I lead the whole marching band. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, I love that from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, it's good, Kenny. I found the boy pitcher.
Oh, it's good, Kenny. I found the boy pitcher. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, just shut up and give me a hand with this shit. [ R ]
Oh, just shut up and give me a hand with this shit. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, Kenny, I'm a college scout. I can't...
Oh, Kenny, I'm a college scout. I can't... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, man, I'll burn you some shit, just the choice nugs.
Oh, man, I'll burn you some shit, just the choice nugs. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, my God from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, my. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, no, I'm just observing the class. Carry on, please..
Oh, no, I'm just observing the class. Carry on, please.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, okay. Well, why don't you come with me, Kenny?
Oh, okay. Well, why don't you come with me, Kenny? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, okay. Yeah, I hurt myself.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I hurt myself. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, shit! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, that's not funny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, we... We already know each other too.
Oh, we... We already know each other too. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, well, that's fucking terrific.
Oh, well, that's fucking terrific. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, what are you gonna do? Tell your boyfriend about it?
Oh, what are you gonna do? Tell your boyfriend about it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, yes, he is. Yes, he is
Oh, yes, he is. Yes, he is from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, you get it done? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, you know. I'm just doing a little rehab on the shoulder, you know?
Oh, you know. I'm just doing a little rehab on the shoulder, you know? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, let's just try and clean up some of our language
Okay, let's just try and clean up some of our language from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, so basically, we're gonna post your things online...
Okay, so basically, we're gonna post your things online... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, that's nice. Okay from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, well, here's the thing.
Okay, well, here's the thing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, well, if you can't come, you can't come.
Okay, well, if you can't come, you can't come. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, well, Kenny, I hate to burst your bubble...
Okay, well, Kenny, I hate to burst your bubble... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, well, let's pretend that you weren't preggers...
Okay, well, let's pretend that you weren't preggers... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, well, let's... We should do the checking account thing though.
Okay, well, let's... We should do the checking account thing though. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, yeah, help me. Help me out. Okay.
Okay, yeah, help me. Help me out. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, you know what, Kenny, rather than asking for the top price...
Okay, you know what, Kenny, rather than asking for the top price... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, you know what? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, you need to calm down and tell me what's going on.
Okay, you need to calm down and tell me what's going on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. I think we're gonna tone down the language. Right?
Okay. I think we're gonna tone down the language. Right? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Maybe we should... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Watch, class. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Well, that's good. You sold your bat.
Okay. Well, that's good. You sold your bat. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Well, we're gonna get you a ride home, all right?
Okay. Well, we're gonna get you a ride home, all right? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. Well... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay. When you were engaged to get married to Dustin...
Okay. When you were engaged to get married to Dustin... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
On school grounds, I'm sure there's a rule against that.
On school grounds, I'm sure there's a rule against that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
One coach tried to put me on a weight training program...
One coach tried to put me on a weight training program... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
One thing each, boys. Wayne, one thing, not two.
One thing each, boys. Wayne, one thing, not two. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
One thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things...
One thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
One, two, three. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Or just stay good at what you're doing, which is, I guess, being poor.
Or just stay good at what you're doing, which is, I guess, being poor. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
****stani? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
People will buy this shit. Sixteen or 17? Sixteen?
People will buy this shit. Sixteen or 17? Sixteen? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Personally, I hate it when new memories get in the way of old ones. I know.
Personally, I hate it when new memories get in the way of old ones. I know. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Pitch was never part of the deal.
Pitch was never part of the deal. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Pliny Caldwell? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow.
Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Practically almost zero, but I did it.
Practically almost zero, but I did it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Pretty... All right. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Put it on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Put it up Dustin's butts.
Put it up Dustin's butts. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Really. We're brothers. You want me to give you a date?
Really. We're brothers. You want me to give you a date? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Right where I belong. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Right, who's gonna wanna stick that?
Right, who's gonna wanna stick that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Right, who's gonna wanna stick that?
Right, who's gonna wanna stick that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Running, stretching, physical conditioning.
Running, stretching, physical conditioning. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Scott, heads up. Thank you.
Scott, heads up. Thank you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
See in life, when you have talent, all the other shit doesn't matter.
See in life, when you have talent, all the other shit doesn't matter. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
See? Look, I told you I know him
See? Look, I told you I know him from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sell weed to make more money.
Sell weed to make more money. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Selling it. I'm selling the Jet Ski.
Selling it. I'm selling the Jet Ski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Settle down, everyone. That was Mr. Powers using some language that a bald eagle never uses.
Settle down, everyone. That was Mr. Powers using some language that a bald eagle never uses. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
She's engaged to the fucking principal.
She's engaged to the fucking principal. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Shelby's bad boy is back in business, huh?
Shelby's bad boy is back in business, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Shit. You can die from that?
Shit. You can die from that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sleep on it, okay? You don't have to make up your mind right now.
Sleep on it, okay? You don't have to make up your mind right now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Slow the fuck down, dude.
Slow the fuck down, dude. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Smashing a brick through a dude's window...
Smashing a brick through a dude's window... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So did you get the Christmas cards we got you this year?
So did you get the Christmas cards we got you this year? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So I am very sorry, I don't mean to offend you, Wayne.
So I am very sorry, I don't mean to offend you, Wayne. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So let me get this straight. You want me to lower the prices...
So let me get this straight. You want me to lower the prices... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So let's get the teaching on!
So let's get the teaching on! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So people often ask me, "Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any?"
So people often ask me, "Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any?" from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So please leave a key under the mat, I love y'all very much.
So please leave a key under the mat, I love y'all very much. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So thanks for letting me crash here. Appreciate it.
So thanks for letting me crash here. Appreciate it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So that is why I am better than everyone in the world.
So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So that's a lot of mail to go through. But, yeah, I mean, yeah, I think I did.
So that's a lot of mail to go through. But, yeah, I mean, yeah, I think I did. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So you're upset that your bat sold for 7 bucks.
So you're upset that your bat sold for 7 bucks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So, Kenny, how are you enjoying working here at Jefferson Davis?
So, Kenny, how are you enjoying working here at Jefferson Davis? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So, Kenny, how do you feel about playing for New York?
So, Kenny, how do you feel about playing for New York? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sorry life here ain't the glitz and glamour you're used to...
Sorry life here ain't the glitz and glamour you're used to... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sorry, sorry. I can't do it. Not gonna do it. Can't do it.
Sorry, sorry. I can't do it. Not gonna do it. Can't do it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sorry. Nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Spot me, goddamn it! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Stars kind of make me, oh, how do I say it?
Stars kind of make me, oh, how do I say it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Stevie Janowski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Stevie, first of all... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Stevie, this better be good.
Stevie, this better be good. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Stevie. It's Stevie Janowski.
Stevie. It's Stevie Janowski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Strike three! You're out!
Strike three! You're out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Superstar! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe. But the truth is, I'm not
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe. But the truth is, I'm not from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Take it as you will. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Take this serious, guys. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Tell me why I need training when I'm strong enough...
Tell me why I need training when I'm strong enough... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Terrence Cutler, principal.
Terrence Cutler, principal. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That is a foam middle finger
That is a foam middle finger from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That is a part that I myself am currently involved with.
That is a part that I myself am currently involved with. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That is until the majors call me back up.
That is until the majors call me back up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That just seems like I'm spending too much money for nothing.
That just seems like I'm spending too much money for nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That one image is your big tits.
That one image is your big tits. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That was a horrible thing to say
That was a horrible thing to say from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That was basically college for me, just..
That was basically college for me, just.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That was incredible. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That was pretty good. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That way, in case one day you're not famous..
That way, in case one day you're not famous.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's a huge task. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's fine with me. That would be great for me.
That's fine with me. That would be great for me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's great. There you go, sport. Take a hike.
That's great. There you go, sport. Take a hike. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's not true. I don't give a fuck what you say.
That's not true. I don't give a fuck what you say. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's not true. I love women.
That's not true. I love women. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's one way to say it, yeah.
That's one way to say it, yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's out of the kindness of my heart. The real deal is the training.
That's out of the kindness of my heart. The real deal is the training. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's right, Stevie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's some of the best pitching I have ever seen.
That's some of the best pitching I have ever seen. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's the kind of fun and games we have around here
That's the kind of fun and games we have around here from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The bases are loaded. He shakes off a sign.
The bases are loaded. He shakes off a sign. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The big leagues never would take you back.
The big leagues never would take you back. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win.
The coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The ecstasy? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The guy with the talent. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The Internet. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The Junior Hog Farm Committee..
The Junior Hog Farm Committee.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The littlest one's a girl.
The littlest one's a girl. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The nail in the coffin of a career.
The nail in the coffin of a career. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The only job op I got is teaching a bunch of fucking piss pants...
The only job op I got is teaching a bunch of fucking piss pants... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The people have spoken, Cut. Hit the halls, baby.
The people have spoken, Cut. Hit the halls, baby. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The whole goddamn thing, a thousand bucks.
The whole goddamn thing, a thousand bucks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Then he says he wants to do a personal appearance.
Then he says he wants to do a personal appearance. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Then I can just have time just to focus up on the day to day.
Then I can just have time just to focus up on the day to day. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
There ain't exactly places to sneak up on somebody from.
There ain't exactly places to sneak up on somebody from. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
There comes a time in every man's life when he's got...
There comes a time in every man's life when he's got... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
There's an emergency. I need to see you in the computer room now.
There's an emergency. I need to see you in the computer room now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy...
There's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
These are the things that prepare your body...
These are the things that prepare your body... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
They said you was around, but teaching school or something?
They said you was around, but teaching school or something? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
They're gonna spot me from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Think that's funny? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This bat we sold? This bat is my home run bat.
This bat we sold? This bat is my home run bat. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This face used to cash fucking checks.
This face used to cash fucking checks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is about me loving you for real
This is about me loving you for real from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is about real emotions.
This is about real emotions. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is just to kick start the training, dude.
This is just to kick start the training, dude. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is Kenny Powers... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is me being honest with you.
This is me being honest with you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is me, Dustin, take a picture.
This is me, Dustin, take a picture. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is the mindset you gotta be in if you wanna be a champion.
This is the mindset you gotta be in if you wanna be a champion. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is the time to do it.
This is the time to do it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This is worth millions of dollars.
This is worth millions of dollars. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This isn't a game. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This Jet Ski ain't a goddamn toy!
This Jet Ski ain't a goddamn toy! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This mask is valued at over 600 bucks...
This mask is valued at over 600 bucks... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This must be my goddamn fucking lucky day.
This must be my goddamn fucking lucky day. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This one right here? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This sucks dick. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Three handsome young men. The Powers' way.
Three handsome young men. The Powers' way. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Throw the damn ball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Till I what? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Too sensitive. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Trying to bite the Powers fucking style.
Trying to bite the Powers fucking style. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Trying to get my fuck on, you know what I'm saying.
Trying to get my fuck on, you know what I'm saying. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Turtle walk your ass out of here. Thanks for nothing.
Turtle walk your ass out of here. Thanks for nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Two balls, no strikes. A runner at third, one out in the eighth.
Two balls, no strikes. A runner at third, one out in the eighth. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Two men enter, one man leaves
Two men enter, one man leaves from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win.
Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Wait a second. Is Kenny Powers walking around my showroom?
Wait a second. Is Kenny Powers walking around my showroom? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Wake the neighborhood up tonight, huh?
Wake the neighborhood up tonight, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Watch it, ass blood. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Watching high school kids is my business, son.
Watching high school kids is my business, son. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Wayne, keep that pistol aimed at the strike zone...
Wayne, keep that pistol aimed at the strike zone... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Wayne, you might... There's some Kenny Powers cookies in there.
Wayne, you might... There's some Kenny Powers cookies in there. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Wayne's Triple H sweatshirt just sold for $15.
Wayne's Triple H sweatshirt just sold for $15. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We do around here. We also do this
We do around here. We also do this from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We got beautiful cars. Beautiful surroundings.
We got beautiful cars. Beautiful surroundings. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We met... We went to high school together.
We met... We went to high school together. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We try and teach our children...
We try and teach our children... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We're engaged. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We're just having fun. Come on.
We're just having fun. Come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We're square on the truck..
We're square on the truck.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We're the same. I hate that thing too.
We're the same. I hate that thing too. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We've done a lot of work lately. Complete renovations.
We've done a lot of work lately. Complete renovations. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Welcome to the Shelby County school system and your new, exciting career as...
Welcome to the Shelby County school system and your new, exciting career as... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, actually, the thing is, Kenny...
Well, actually, the thing is, Kenny... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, any baseball fan has gotta love this.
Well, any baseball fan has gotta love this. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, fuck time. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, I can think of two people in this household who'd certainly love it.
Well, I can think of two people in this household who'd certainly love it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, I was pregnant when Dustin asked me to marry him, so..
Well, I was pregnant when Dustin asked me to marry him, so.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, I'm here today to tell ya'll you don't know shit.
Well, I'm here today to tell ya'll you don't know shit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, I've come to that crossroads and I have decided...
Well, I've come to that crossroads and I have decided... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, it ain't like that.
Well, it ain't like that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, it is a tanning bed, you know? So...
Well, it is a tanning bed, you know? So... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, it's really not up to any of you guys
Well, it's really not up to any of you guys from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, just seems to me an establishment such as this...
Well, just seems to me an establishment such as this... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, Kenny, I think I would say no. I mean, it's true love
Well, Kenny, I think I would say no. I mean, it's true love from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, Kenny, my name's Kevin Hickman and I want you to know...
Well, Kenny, my name's Kevin Hickman and I want you to know... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, look at that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, maybe I could. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, obviously, I'd love to, you know, do that...
Well, obviously, I'd love to, you know, do that... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, Schaeffer BMW is gonna pay me a shit ton of money...
Well, Schaeffer BMW is gonna pay me a shit ton of money... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, see you Monday. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, technically, yes, but dude's got dick for style.
Well, technically, yes, but dude's got dick for style. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, that certainly would be nice, wouldn't it?
Well, that certainly would be nice, wouldn't it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, that's good for you then there, Kenny.
Well, that's good for you then there, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, that's good for you.
Well, that's good for you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, the thing is, you know, I didn't even warm the old whip up.
Well, the thing is, you know, I didn't even warm the old whip up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, there's something you need to know about, Kenny.
Well, there's something you need to know about, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, we raised a lot of money for Phillip tonight, huh?
Well, we raised a lot of money for Phillip tonight, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, we will lower the asking price...
Well, we will lower the asking price... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, you know all about that.
Well, you know all about that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, you're about to find out that I ain't like most of these damn teachers.
Well, you're about to find out that I ain't like most of these damn teachers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, you're almost messing it up. Look at that, huh?
Well, you're almost messing it up. Look at that, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well, you're doing a good job of that on your own...
Well, you're doing a good job of that on your own... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well. When I heard that you were gonna be subbing here...
Well. When I heard that you were gonna be subbing here... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What a better place for me to say my love than surrounded by little angels?
What a better place for me to say my love than surrounded by little angels? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What are the chances that I'd have all this stuff...
What are the chances that I'd have all this stuff... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What are you doing? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What are you talking about, Kenny?
What are you talking about, Kenny? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What do we do with all this awesome, unwanted Kenny Powers shit?
What do we do with all this awesome, unwanted Kenny Powers shit? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What do you say? We got a deal?
What do you say? We got a deal? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What does it look like? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What feels good is just this.
What feels good is just this. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What in the hell? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What the fuck are you doing back here, man?
What the fuck are you doing back here, man? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What the fuck is your name again?
What the fuck is your name again? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What you need is a shit ton of Valtrex
What you need is a shit ton of Valtrex from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What? You guys can sell tickets to a cancer kid dance...
What? You guys can sell tickets to a cancer kid dance... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What...? Am.? Am I really your assistant?
What...? Am.? Am I really your assistant? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What...? What happened? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What'd you just say? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's all this junk doing here?
What's all this junk doing here? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's he out there doing?
What's he out there doing? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's his name, fucking Shrek?
What's his name, fucking Shrek? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's this thing doing out in the driveway?
What's this thing doing out in the driveway? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's up? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's up? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's with them yellow towels? Those are pretty...
What's with them yellow towels? Those are pretty... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Whatever the fuck any of that stuff is, I don't know him
Whatever the fuck any of that stuff is, I don't know him from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When I do you from behind?
When I do you from behind? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When is this dance? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When my ass was 19 years old...
When my ass was 19 years old... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit..
When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When you did steroids, did it make your balls shrink?
When you did steroids, did it make your balls shrink? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When you finished, hand in your form to me.
When you finished, hand in your form to me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
When you're on top of the world...
When you're on top of the world... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Where the fuck is that dude going?
Where the fuck is that dude going? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Where were you? Told you to wait in the car
Where were you? Told you to wait in the car from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Who the fuck is Phillip? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Who wouldn't wanna see you burn a hole through one, right?
Who wouldn't wanna see you burn a hole through one, right? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Who's gonna buy this shit?
Who's gonna buy this shit? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Who's next? Who's got something else for me here? You.
Who's next? Who's got something else for me here? You. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Whoa! Okay. That's not what you do, not in my neighborhood.
Whoa! Okay. That's not what you do, not in my neighborhood. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why didn't you hit the target?
Why didn't you hit the target? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why doesn't anybody want this shit?
Why doesn't anybody want this shit? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why don't you throw that on?
Why don't you throw that on? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why is there silver shit all over your face?
Why is there silver shit all over your face? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why'd you bring a football?
Why'd you bring a football? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
With what? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
With your connects, motherfucker, come on.
With your connects, motherfucker, come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Word is Kenny Powers is coming back
Word is Kenny Powers is coming back from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Work, drugs. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Would you like to buy a ticket?
Would you like to buy a ticket? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Write your name in the top right corner...
Write your name in the top right corner... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Y'all get that... The tanning bed I sent y'all last year?
Y'all get that... The tanning bed I sent y'all last year? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Y'all named your daughter after fucking Titanic?
Y'all named your daughter after fucking Titanic? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, but I mean, it's a lake
Yeah, but I mean, it's a lake from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, come on! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, he's some hotshot pitcher trying to be me.
Yeah, he's some hotshot pitcher trying to be me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I got a lot of star power.
Yeah, I got a lot of star power. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I think he just got overheated.
Yeah, I think he just got overheated. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I get a shit ton of fan mail.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I get a shit ton of fan mail. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I'm famous. La di da, big fucking deal
Yeah, I'm famous. La di da, big fucking deal from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I'm getting paid like 15 notes.
Yeah, I'm getting paid like 15 notes. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I'm gonna pay you 100 bucks.
Yeah, I'm gonna pay you 100 bucks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, I'm pretty much re engineering man's approach to pitching...
Yeah, I'm pretty much re engineering man's approach to pitching... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, man, I gotta remember that I'm a winner, man.
Yeah, man, I gotta remember that I'm a winner, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, maybe, but, and I'm not trying to be a dick here...
Yeah, maybe, but, and I'm not trying to be a dick here... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, nice job making 3 bucks a week, you dipshit.
Yeah, nice job making 3 bucks a week, you dipshit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, or like... Like a... Like a best friend.
Yeah, or like... Like a... Like a best friend. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, right now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, she was a stripper. If Montel Williams was...
Yeah, she was a stripper. If Montel Williams was... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, sure, your past is valuable, because it made you who you are today...
Yeah, sure, your past is valuable, because it made you who you are today... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah, they help people who are slightly hesitant to buy cars.
Yeah, they help people who are slightly hesitant to buy cars. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. And, I don't know. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. But, hey, this one is done too.
Yeah. But, hey, this one is done too. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. Sounds great. I would like that. I like CDs.
Yeah. Sounds great. I would like that. I like CDs. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. Sure, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes, I was driving. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes, of course you were. Of course you were.
Yes, of course you were. Of course you were. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes. Anything you want, Kenny Powers.
Yes. Anything you want, Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yo, what's happening over here with the babes?
Yo, what's happening over here with the babes? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You boys ever tag team anybody, beat up any kids in your neighborhood?
You boys ever tag team anybody, beat up any kids in your neighborhood? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You butt fucked me, Cassie. Out of $4993
You butt fucked me, Cassie. Out of $4993 from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can feel the sun going down on it right here.
You can feel the sun going down on it right here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can get hurt if you're not strong enough, okay?
You can get hurt if you're not strong enough, okay? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can just get over here. I can just do the blow job here.
You can just get over here. I can just do the blow job here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can smoke a pipe till your dick falls off...
You can smoke a pipe till your dick falls off... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can throw out the first pitch.
You can throw out the first pitch. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can work on your catching, on your throwing, on your running
You can work on your catching, on your throwing, on your running from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can't or you won't? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You certainly are. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You could learn something instead of just criticizing
You could learn something instead of just criticizing from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You don't find a lot of ball players with tenure.
You don't find a lot of ball players with tenure. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You don't have to get upset. I'm sorry I can't go to the dance with you.
You don't have to get upset. I'm sorry I can't go to the dance with you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You don't know what shit I got either.
You don't know what shit I got either. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You don't know what the market's gonna be...
You don't know what the market's gonna be... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You got a little tendinitis or something? Come on.
You got a little tendinitis or something? Come on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You got me? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You gotta be shitting me.
You gotta be shitting me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You gotta buy them all. It's all balls or no balls.
You gotta buy them all. It's all balls or no balls. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You have a driver? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You have crossed the line. Give me the toilet paper now.
You have crossed the line. Give me the toilet paper now. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You have fucking pissed me off...
You have fucking pissed me off... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You have not changed at all. We still got that fun chemistry...
You have not changed at all. We still got that fun chemistry... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know April? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know me. Who am I making this shit out to?
You know me. Who am I making this shit out to? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know what I wish? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know what Kenny Powers says?
You know what Kenny Powers says? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know what? Could you go back behind the door...
You know what? Could you go back behind the door... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know what? Fuck you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you.
You know what? I can already tell that I don't like you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, I think he's a real sicko, Mrs. Brady.
You know, I think he's a real sicko, Mrs. Brady. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, I took April's virginity.
You know, I took April's virginity. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, if I took you from behind right now, I'd be fucking myself over.
You know, if I took you from behind right now, I'd be fucking myself over. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, that's how the plague started back in the day.
You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, when one heart connects with another heart...
You know, when one heart connects with another heart... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, you got this moment in time here...
You know, you got this moment in time here... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You know, you used to be someone I liked being around, and now you're not.
You know, you used to be someone I liked being around, and now you're not. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You look like a retarded Michael Myers. It's not a good look.
You look like a retarded Michael Myers. It's not a good look. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You look like you could use a friend.
You look like you could use a friend. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You look like you could use a ride.
You look like you could use a ride. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You mean Jew York? It's fucking great.
You mean Jew York? It's fucking great. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You mean, "tonight" tonight?
You mean, "tonight" tonight? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You messing around with black market shit now?
You messing around with black market shit now? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You need a blessing from God almighty.
You need a blessing from God almighty. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You need something that you can't work for.
You need something that you can't work for. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You say, "You fucking mess with me, I throw a brick in your face!"
You say, "You fucking mess with me, I throw a brick in your face!" from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You see that Jet Ski? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You still with us, buddy?
You still with us, buddy? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You sure you don't wanna maybe meet in the middle somewhere?
You sure you don't wanna maybe meet in the middle somewhere? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You threw me in the fucking lake, Kenny. [ R ]
You threw me in the fucking lake, Kenny. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You used to bust his head open with a stick. Remember that?
You used to bust his head open with a stick. Remember that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You used to date? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You wanna know about relationships?
You wanna know about relationships? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You wanna know what's going on?
You wanna know what's going on? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You want a sip? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You were driving and you smashed into this boat...
You were driving and you smashed into this boat... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You were driving, because you're my assistant...
You were driving, because you're my assistant... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You were driving. I was in the passenger seat.
You were driving. I was in the passenger seat. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You'd need scuba gear. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You'll have to chalk this up to another heartbreak, just like back in high school.
You'll have to chalk this up to another heartbreak, just like back in high school. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're a loser. You are an ape.
You're a loser. You are an ape. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're cold, calculated murderers.
You're cold, calculated murderers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're fucking out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're fucking out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're fucking out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're fucking out! You're fucking out!
You're fucking out! You're fucking out! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're inappropriate. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're listening to the audio book...
You're listening to the audio book... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're listening to the audio book...
You're listening to the audio book... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're not the only athlete here at Jeff Davis. I happen to be training for a triathlon right now...
You're not the only athlete here at Jeff Davis. I happen to be training for a triathlon right now... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're so fucking badass, Kenny. Man, you're so fucking...
You're so fucking badass, Kenny. Man, you're so fucking... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You've helped me see the light. Now I'm gonna help you.
You've helped me see the light. Now I'm gonna help you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You've reached the end of Cassette Number 3.
You've reached the end of Cassette Number 3. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Your cell phone blows. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Your face did cash a lot of checks.
Your face did cash a lot of checks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I'd appreciate that. Okay, no problem.
...I'd appreciate that. Okay, no problem. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...if you wanna get down to brass tacks. Well, that's impressive.
...if you wanna get down to brass tacks. Well, that's impressive. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...into the trashcan? Nothing. Nothing.
...into the trashcan? Nothing. Nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...staying here? We? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...where we just play with each other... Kenny Powers in my school?
...where we just play with each other... Kenny Powers in my school? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you should get a discount. Okay, cool.
...you should get a discount. Okay, cool. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
A casualty of my fucking war. Hey. Consider it done.
A casualty of my fucking war. Hey. Consider it done. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Aid me? Yeah, you know, like...
Aid me? Yeah, you know, like... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All for sale. How much is that mask?
All for sale. How much is that mask? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right! Who wouldn't wanna see that?
All right! Who wouldn't wanna see that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
All right? Whoa! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And that is why I don't drink. That's why I love you.
And that is why I don't drink. That's why I love you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
And you can't fuck this up. Whatever you want, Kenny.
And you can't fuck this up. Whatever you want, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
April Big Cannons? Yep. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
As handsome as me. Fuck you, I'm Kenny Powers.
As handsome as me. Fuck you, I'm Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Bullshit. Bullshit nothing, man. That Jet Ski is a toy...
Bullshit. Bullshit nothing, man. That Jet Ski is a toy... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
But he's in high school. So what?
But he's in high school. So what? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Caldwell. Oh, for real? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Can I try it on? Yes, you may.
Can I try it on? Yes, you may. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg! Kenny! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Clegg. Everybody's gone, Kenny.
Clegg. Everybody's gone, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Come on. Go on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Congratulations, sweetheart. Congratulations, my ass.
Congratulations, sweetheart. Congratulations, my ass. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Damn fine to meet you. Okay.
Damn fine to meet you. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Do you need anything? No, thanks, sweetie.
Do you need anything? No, thanks, sweetie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Don't go with him. It's okay, it's okay.
Don't go with him. It's okay, it's okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fall dance. Oh, a dance, huh?
Fall dance. Oh, a dance, huh? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck this guy. This guy, hilarious.
Fuck this guy. This guy, hilarious. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck this kid. Totally. Fuck him.
Fuck this kid. Totally. Fuck him. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck you, man. Yeah, okay.
Fuck you, man. Yeah, okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Fuck you. Just kidding. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Get your shit together, Kenny. I'm kidding.
Get your shit together, Kenny. I'm kidding. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
God. I'll get up in it from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Good luck, yeah. Help me out.
Good luck, yeah. Help me out. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
He was supposed to wait for me. Who's that?
He was supposed to wait for me. Who's that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Here we go, okay? Take it easy on me.
Here we go, okay? Take it easy on me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hi, how are you? What are you doing here?
Hi, how are you? What are you doing here? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hilarious. Yeah from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Hop up, dickweed. Hey! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
How's it going? You ready to get this thing going?
How's it going? You ready to get this thing going? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I am a ball player. Are you?
I am a ball player. Are you? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't have his number. Find that too. Okay, got it.
I don't have his number. Find that too. Okay, got it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know anybody that sells steroids. That black dude that had all that Cialis?
I don't know anybody that sells steroids. That black dude that had all that Cialis? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know what the fuck is so funny. Well, just...
I don't know what the fuck is so funny. Well, just... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I don't know, Dustin. Snorkel, maybe.
I don't know, Dustin. Snorkel, maybe. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I got enough. That's not enough.
I got enough. That's not enough. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I got some shit set up already. What?
I got some shit set up already. What? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I hated that birdbath. I broke that for you. I knew you hated it.
I hated that birdbath. I broke that for you. I knew you hated it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I just need you to drive me around. Why?
I just need you to drive me around. Why? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I might even need you to wear a uniform. Forget it, Kenny.
I might even need you to wear a uniform. Forget it, Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I really hope for you someday... Goddamn it.
I really hope for you someday... Goddamn it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I take it you own this place. I sure do.
I take it you own this place. I sure do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I thought you had a big event. Yeah, I did.
I thought you had a big event. Yeah, I did. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I thought you said he was serious, man. Chaz, you need to get to class
I thought you said he was serious, man. Chaz, you need to get to class from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I was a drum major. What the fuck is that?
I was a drum major. What the fuck is that? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I will reimburse you. Very cool, very cool
I will reimburse you. Very cool, very cool from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I will. You should. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I won't. I know why you won't.
I won't. I know why you won't. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'll give you a ride. No.
I'll give you a ride. No. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm hiding the Jet Ski. Why are you hiding the Jet Ski? [ R ]
I'm hiding the Jet Ski. Why are you hiding the Jet Ski? [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm hosting this celebrity event tonight. Really?
I'm hosting this celebrity event tonight. Really? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm lucky to be alive. No, you...
I'm lucky to be alive. No, you... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm not a goddamn ape. Really?
I'm not a goddamn ape. Really? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I'm out! Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I've never done this eBay shit. I know.
I've never done this eBay shit. I know. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
I've never seen that kid. "Spina diffia", I think.
I've never seen that kid. "Spina diffia", I think. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It does. It's exhausting. Yeah.
It does. It's exhausting. Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It does. Most definitely. Yep.
It does. Most definitely. Yep. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It is you, man. How you doing? Who's asking?
It is you, man. How you doing? Who's asking? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's not a microphone. I know.
It's not a microphone. I know. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's so good to have you in here. I'm gonna cut to the chase.
It's so good to have you in here. I'm gonna cut to the chase. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
It's tonight. Tonight? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Just give me a hand with this. Screw you. [ R ]
Just give me a hand with this. Screw you. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, what.? What's up, Dustin?
Kenny, what.? What's up, Dustin? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny, you cannot talk to my son that way! Get out of here.
Kenny, you cannot talk to my son that way! Get out of here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! Come on! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny! Instantly I regret saying that.
Kenny! Instantly I regret saying that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Kenny... Okay from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Know what.? Thought you were a ball player.
Know what.? Thought you were a ball player. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Let's do it. Yeah. Scott.
Let's do it. Yeah. Scott. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Like an assistant? Yeah... No...
Like an assistant? Yeah... No... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Love is inappropriate sometimes. There are children present.
Love is inappropriate sometimes. There are children present. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Marcus? Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Millions of dollars? Toilet seat, Kenny? Well, this toilet seat is a collectors' item.
Millions of dollars? Toilet seat, Kenny? Well, this toilet seat is a collectors' item. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Minus dickhead here. No, Cass
Minus dickhead here. No, Cass from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Ms. Buchanon? Yes, honey.
Ms. Buchanon? Yes, honey. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
My hands were tied, man. I understand.
My hands were tied, man. I understand. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No, that's not... That's what we do here.
No, that's not... That's what we do here. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
No. Forget your trade? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Now, that, that's how you do? That's how I do.
Now, that, that's how you do? That's how I do. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, here you go. Thanks. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, Kenny.! No, listen from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, my God! Who? Raping. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Oh, yeah. They are pretty hot, huh? They're my closers.
Oh, yeah. They are pretty hot, huh? They're my closers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, come on, come on. I see how it is
Okay, come on, come on. I see how it is from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay, I... But save your receipts.
Okay, I... But save your receipts. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Okay? I'm not gonna charge you. Then why are you doing it?
Okay? I'm not gonna charge you. Then why are you doing it? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Old blondie over here. We got three
Old blondie over here. We got three from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Peace out! Where you going?
Peace out! Where you going? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Please, do. I'm an athlete.
Please, do. I'm an athlete. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Please, go left. All right, I got it, I got it
Please, go left. All right, I got it, I got it from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Pretty nice showroom you got. Thank you. We have a lot of pride
Pretty nice showroom you got. Thank you. We have a lot of pride from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Put that on. Right now? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Quite possibly. How are you doing?
Quite possibly. How are you doing? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
See, you're being rough with the hat. I'm just trying to put it on.
See, you're being rough with the hat. I'm just trying to put it on. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Signing some balls? Yeah.
Signing some balls? Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Sixty eight. What did I tell you, man?
Sixty eight. What did I tell you, man? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So if you happen to be a man... Yeah.
So if you happen to be a man... Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
So, what is this stuff anyway? Oh, change the subject.
So, what is this stuff anyway? Oh, change the subject. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Still free. They can't take that away.
Still free. They can't take that away. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That feels familiar, huh? It's nice to see you too.
That feels familiar, huh? It's nice to see you too. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That you hurt yourself? No, I didn't hurt myself.
That you hurt yourself? No, I didn't hurt myself. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's different. I see how it is.
That's different. I see how it is. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's not what I'm saying at all. Fuck, man. I'm a bullet proof tiger, dude.
That's not what I'm saying at all. Fuck, man. I'm a bullet proof tiger, dude. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's what he told me. Whoa.
That's what he told me. Whoa. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's why you're swearing? I will continue to swear, Dustin.
That's why you're swearing? I will continue to swear, Dustin. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
That's... You're hilarious!
That's... You're hilarious! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
The yearbook money is now... Get out of the way.
The yearbook money is now... Get out of the way. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
There he is. Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
This fucking dipshit that wants to be me, man. I mean, this girl is just a blip on the radar.
This fucking dipshit that wants to be me, man. I mean, this girl is just a blip on the radar. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
To me. Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Turn around. Look at them, man. Hey, how's it going, guys?
Turn around. Look at them, man. Hey, how's it going, guys? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Two hundred bucks to come.? Two hundred bucks, cash.
Two hundred bucks to come.? Two hundred bucks, cash. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We do? Yeah, it's me, Stevie.
We do? Yeah, it's me, Stevie. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We have 16. Sixteen. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We went to high school together. We used to date.
We went to high school together. We used to date. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
We're having fun. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Well... That is so cool! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What all you got up there so far? Well, just a few things.
What all you got up there so far? Well, just a few things. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What are you looking at? Your nice hair, asshole.
What are you looking at? Your nice hair, asshole. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What are you talking.? Gotta be out of your mind.
What are you talking.? Gotta be out of your mind. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What did you just say? Nothing.
What did you just say? Nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What do you say? One thousand dollars
What do you say? One thousand dollars from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What is that? It's Kenny.
What is that? It's Kenny. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What the hell are you doing? Hey, Dustin. Look at me. I'm a fucking icon!
What the hell are you doing? Hey, Dustin. Look at me. I'm a fucking icon! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's going on? Wayne's on his Jet Ski.
What's going on? Wayne's on his Jet Ski. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's the damage? Kenny, I don't want anything from you.
What's the damage? Kenny, I don't want anything from you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's this? That's an Ashley Schaeffer BMW polo.
What's this? That's an Ashley Schaeffer BMW polo. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
What's wrong with your truck? Nothing.
What's wrong with your truck? Nothing. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Where? Clegg, to the left, dude.
Where? Clegg, to the left, dude. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Where? There? The fucking place says Schaeffer BMW.
Where? There? The fucking place says Schaeffer BMW. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Who am I speaking to? Ashley Schaeffer, Ashley Schaeffer BMW.
Who am I speaking to? Ashley Schaeffer, Ashley Schaeffer BMW. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Why? Because you hate me.
Why? Because you hate me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah! The people wanna see it!
Yeah! The people wanna see it! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah? Yeah. Okay. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. Beautiful women. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. It's like two big old fucking poppers...
Yeah. It's like two big old fucking poppers... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. I'm just kidding. Kenny. Where?
Yeah. I'm just kidding. Kenny. Where? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yeah. I'm not... So far, I don't believe it
Yeah. I'm not... So far, I don't believe it from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes, it is. Know what would happen...
Yes, it is. Know what would happen... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You bet your ass you are. You know it.
You bet your ass you are. You know it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can grab that. What the fuck's a dental dam?
You can grab that. What the fuck's a dental dam? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You can take that as well. Thank you.
You can take that as well. Thank you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You doing okay there, Kenny? I'm fine.
You doing okay there, Kenny? I'm fine. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You don't got a clue, bro. No, I got the clue.
You don't got a clue, bro. No, I got the clue. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You got a classy joint here. Yeah.
You got a classy joint here. Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You had a lot of talent back then. Hey, he still does
You had a lot of talent back then. Hey, he still does from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You mean, like, from the store? No, motherfucker.
You mean, like, from the store? No, motherfucker. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You mind if I pony up in here? Oh, sure, have a seat.
You mind if I pony up in here? Oh, sure, have a seat. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You wanna know how long? Yeah.
You wanna know how long? Yeah. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You want a smoothie? No, I'm straight
You want a smoothie? No, I'm straight from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You want me out in the hallway? That would be fantastic.
You want me out in the hallway? That would be fantastic. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You. Big kid. Do we have to run the mile?
You. Big kid. Do we have to run the mile? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're fucking up my siding. Man, fuck your siding
You're fucking up my siding. Man, fuck your siding from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're saying I gotta get back on top again. I'm saying you need to stop being an asshole
You're saying I gotta get back on top again. I'm saying you need to stop being an asshole from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
You're training again? You bet your ass. Morning, noon and night.
You're training again? You bet your ass. Morning, noon and night. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...a substitute teacher. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...accepting the position of PE coach...
...accepting the position of PE coach... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...after all this time...
...after all this time... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
...and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and an arm like a fucking cannon.
...and an arm like a fucking cannon. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and Atlanta's gone to their bullpen...
...and Atlanta's gone to their bullpen... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and called on the rookie, Kenny Powers.
...and called on the rookie, Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and every fucker I pass is asking me to smoke one.
...and every fucker I pass is asking me to smoke one. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and how it's trying to butt fuck me back here
...and how it's trying to butt fuck me back here from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and I can't stop from yelling!
...and I can't stop from yelling! from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and I gotta pay for a goddamn hotel room too?
...and I gotta pay for a goddamn hotel room too? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and I was like, "You and your weights can fuck off somewhere.
...and I was like, "You and your weights can fuck off somewhere. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and I'm flat out denied a single goddamn pitch.
...and I'm flat out denied a single goddamn pitch. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and I'm not dancing with wolves no matter how high I get.
...and I'm not dancing with wolves no matter how high I get. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and in a few years you'll have tenure.
...and in a few years you'll have tenure. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and it could be good for you as well.
...and it could be good for you as well. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and just, like, do whatever you do...
...and just, like, do whatever you do... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and just, like, learn from you and aid you.
...and just, like, learn from you and aid you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and showed them the best time they've ever seen.
...and showed them the best time they've ever seen. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and sometimes you kind of have to dump the small ones...
...and sometimes you kind of have to dump the small ones... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and that's what my assistant does:
...and that's what my assistant does: from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and the mind of a fucking scientist.
...and the mind of a fucking scientist. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and then people will compete for the items, thus driving the price up.
...and then people will compete for the items, thus driving the price up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and then people will make bids on them. You know, kind of like an auction.
...and then people will make bids on them. You know, kind of like an auction. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and they'll tell you that the foundation of a baseball player..
...and they'll tell you that the foundation of a baseball player.. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...and we bestow our feelings of love towards you...
...and we bestow our feelings of love towards you... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...Ashley over there will suck your dick.
...Ashley over there will suck your dick. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...attached to a fucking sellout, dude.
...attached to a fucking sellout, dude. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...be staying here with you guys, and then you know how to do eBay good?
...be staying here with you guys, and then you know how to do eBay good? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because I ain't watching.
...because I ain't watching. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because I am awfully intrigued.
...because I am awfully intrigued. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because I was on a good run and now I've just lost it.
...because I was on a good run and now I've just lost it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because Kenny Powers is definitely coming to my wedding.
...because Kenny Powers is definitely coming to my wedding. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because that is where this bad boy's going.
...because that is where this bad boy's going. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...because you were drunk.
...because you were drunk. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but can't we just kill him instead?
...but can't we just kill him instead? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but how's taking steroids gonna get you back in the big leagues?
...but how's taking steroids gonna get you back in the big leagues? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I can lay his ass out.
...but I can lay his ass out. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I don't think it would be fair to the other people...
...but I don't think it would be fair to the other people... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I need you to do something else.
...but I need you to do something else. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I throw one to him, next thing you know...
...but I throw one to him, next thing you know... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I'll be willing to give it to you for four hundy.
...but I'll be willing to give it to you for four hundy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I'm not gonna budge on the pillow.
...but I'm not gonna budge on the pillow. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but I'm very upset right now! So I'm gonna go ahead and go.
...but I'm very upset right now! So I'm gonna go ahead and go. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but it looks like your name is on the chaperon list.
...but it looks like your name is on the chaperon list. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but see you at school.
...but see you at school. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but since Coach Booth isn't coming back I was just wondering if maybe...
...but since Coach Booth isn't coming back I was just wondering if maybe... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but time changes people's memory sometimes...
...but time changes people's memory sometimes... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but you can't just run around acting like a baby.
...but you can't just run around acting like a baby. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...but you need to start thinking about your future.
...but you need to start thinking about your future. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...by being generous and blessful.
...by being generous and blessful. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...comes with a gaping hole in need even Kenny can't fill.
...comes with a gaping hole in need even Kenny can't fill. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game.
...could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did?
...do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...don't ever fucking second guess me, all right? Rule number one.
...don't ever fucking second guess me, all right? Rule number one. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...drop monies into, make contributions.
...drop monies into, make contributions. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...even though your career's hit a real sour patch lately...
...even though your career's hit a real sour patch lately... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass.
...every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...exactly where they left off.
...exactly where they left off. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...followed by birth date and social security number.
...followed by birth date and social security number. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...for good and bad. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...for the majors. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...for the many challenges a baseball player faces
...for the many challenges a baseball player faces from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...fucking champion. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...he was taking too many of the pain pills the doctors gave him.
...he was taking too many of the pain pills the doctors gave him. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...here at Jefferson Davis Middle School.
...here at Jefferson Davis Middle School. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...how long you was planning on, you know...
...how long you was planning on, you know... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I almost lost my mind.
...I almost lost my mind. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I can't sell shit for my own things?
...I can't sell shit for my own things? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I changed the face of professional baseball.
...I changed the face of professional baseball. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I mean the thing that Kenny Powers is the most...
...I mean the thing that Kenny Powers is the most... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I need you to find out who Pliny Caldwell is.
...I need you to find out who Pliny Caldwell is. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I was wondering if maybe you might burn one down the middle for me.
...I was wondering if maybe you might burn one down the middle for me. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I'm at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club...
...I'm at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...I'm still your number one goshdarn fan, man, 100 percent.
...I'm still your number one goshdarn fan, man, 100 percent. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...if he dry accelerated this Jet Ski on land? He would have ruined it.
...if he dry accelerated this Jet Ski on land? He would have ruined it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...if somebody else would have asked you out, like, what would you have said?
...if somebody else would have asked you out, like, what would you have said? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...in my children's names.
...in my children's names. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...in our secret meeting of learning?
...in our secret meeting of learning? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...in the goddamn World Series. I've autographed each of them.
...in the goddamn World Series. I've autographed each of them. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...instead of getting onboard my shit and seeing real talent?
...instead of getting onboard my shit and seeing real talent? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...is a goddamn champion.
...is a goddamn champion. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...is being strong and fit.
...is being strong and fit. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...is more indicative of the Kenny Powers rebel persona.
...is more indicative of the Kenny Powers rebel persona. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...is my tireless work ethic. People say Kenny is a woman hater.
...is my tireless work ethic. People say Kenny is a woman hater. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...is nothing compared to the things I've done.
...is nothing compared to the things I've done. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...it's a distraction. And right now, Kenny Powers does not need that.
...it's a distraction. And right now, Kenny Powers does not need that. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...it's losing and getting cancelled.
...it's losing and getting cancelled. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...it's sort of magical. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...just by how you fucking look.
...just by how you fucking look. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...just to regroup and relax...
...just to regroup and relax... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...just wondering how long it's gonna be till you...
...just wondering how long it's gonna be till you... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...Kenny Powers is a man from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...live, uncut, in person.
...live, uncut, in person. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...making shitloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things.
...making shitloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...maybe we should use the bids to, like, drive the price up.
...maybe we should use the bids to, like, drive the price up. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...no matter when I think about it, and that image...
...no matter when I think about it, and that image... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...no one will give you the time of fucking day.
...no one will give you the time of fucking day. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...not to make fun of others who are challenged.
...not to make fun of others who are challenged. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...on the satellite thing. I will also help out with the boys.
...on the satellite thing. I will also help out with the boys. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...out of these retards that lived down the street.
...out of these retards that lived down the street. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...professional baseball player.
...professional baseball player. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...Scott will finger you with his penis.
...Scott will finger you with his penis. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...she's getting married to some smoothie eating fairy.
...she's getting married to some smoothie eating fairy. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...so doing a lot of running, and cycling, swimming.
...so doing a lot of running, and cycling, swimming. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals.
...starts with an understanding of some basic fundamentals. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...teachers, faculty members, lunch ladies, janitors.
...teachers, faculty members, lunch ladies, janitors. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...that I could have access to. You know, just to...
...that I could have access to. You know, just to... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...that Kenny Powers is officially...
...that Kenny Powers is officially... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
...that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...these are the priceless heirlooms from my reign as king of the ball field.
...these are the priceless heirlooms from my reign as king of the ball field. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...till Coach Booth's back is fixed.
...till Coach Booth's back is fixed. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to have for when you're older.
...to have for when you're older. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to make a little celebrity appearance tonight.
...to make a little celebrity appearance tonight. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to make room for the bigger ones.
...to make room for the bigger ones. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to move these treasures for me. I mean, think about it.
...to move these treasures for me. I mean, think about it. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is.
...to take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to talk shit some more, he can go fuck himself because those charges were dropped.
...to talk shit some more, he can go fuck himself because those charges were dropped. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to the all star, Eddie Friarson
...to the all star, Eddie Friarson from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...to throw a goddamn from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...until you actually do post your things online.
...until you actually do post your things online. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...well, then you've lost your goddamn mind.
...well, then you've lost your goddamn mind. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...when I heard that you were coming back.
...when I heard that you were coming back. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...when you was a sophomore, man.
...when you was a sophomore, man. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...who do you think is gonna pay 5 grand for a broken bat?
...who do you think is gonna pay 5 grand for a broken bat? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...who would be on top then?
...who would be on top then? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...will do whatever it takes to rise above.
...will do whatever it takes to rise above. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...will hold an organizational meeting after school.
...will hold an organizational meeting after school. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...with an American icon, you gonna waste it asking a question about the fucking mile?
...with an American icon, you gonna waste it asking a question about the fucking mile? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...with your tits hanging out like cabbages. [ R ]
...with your tits hanging out like cabbages. [ R ] from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...working a real job. Getting out of the house. It exhausts you.
...working a real job. Getting out of the house. It exhausts you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...wouldn't wanna see the Kenny Powers...
...wouldn't wanna see the Kenny Powers... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you could get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?"
...you could get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?" from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you could still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.
...you could still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you get lost in the storm.
...you get lost in the storm. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you know, touring with Widespread all across the USA.
...you know, touring with Widespread all across the USA. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you need more than hard work and dedication.
...you need more than hard work and dedication. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you never agreed to pay for, it goes by without argument
...you never agreed to pay for, it goes by without argument from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you think they're gone, but they're not. They're sitting there, waiting to pick up...
...you think they're gone, but they're not. They're sitting there, waiting to pick up... from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you wanted to come to this team full time.
...you wanted to come to this team full time. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...you were just normal. And then a dude asked you out.
...you were just normal. And then a dude asked you out. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In by Kenny Powers.
...You're Fucking Out, I'm Fucking In by Kenny Powers. from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
...your fastball or your cut fastball?
...your fastball or your cut fastball? from Eastbound & Down - Season 1
"Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless."
"Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless." from Eastbound & Down - Season 1