3 Idiots (2009) Soundboard Edit

A for Apple, B for Ball..

A free spirited bird had landed in Virus's nest

A graders: Masters C graders: Slaves

A letter For you, from Hungary

A paralyzed father..

A passenger has just fallen down in the aisle

A shooting star skips along Crooning a ballad of love

Aal izz well

Aall izz well

Accept this humble offering

After dad's stroke, I couldn't focus for two months

All is well

Always blessed you with eternal life

And come close to kiss me

And his ties had hooks

And it's not a fight we intend to lose

And put in Rancho's

And the silent ones unbearable

Another roti?

Any questions?

Are you impotent? No

At every daughter's wedding, we're there to rock the party

At your sister's wedding, you wore sparkling new clothes

Babies were delivered

Be careful

Being stubborn?

Beware Virus inside

Booty, funds Bosom

But erase another zero, and I would worry a little

But he too would do anything for friends

But I still fail

But one day these methods will bring me success

But there is no way we are letting go of you

But we can't leave him alone

But you... you'll regret on your deathbed

Buzz off. You don't have school?

By the way, how many sarees per annum is reasonable?

C'mon Come

Can screw so many, so well

Can you type?

Chatur was the introductory speaker at the Teachers' Day function

Check from the bottom

Come to the window

Compete or die

Confusion and more confusion No sign of any solution

Congratulations

Cottage cheese? No, no, it's ok

Crazy sunbeams dance off petals As birds yodel in the skies

D 26

Dad has set it, to fail Raju

Dad, stay out of this

Deal?

Definitely, sir

Didn't he teach you A friend is man's greatest bosom?

Distinguished Mr. Chairperson

Do you know our names and roll numbers?

Don't die on her..

Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe was the Director of lCE

Draws power from guests' cars

Enough, please... he's upset

Enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain

Envelope with the red seal

Even to be born, one had to race 300 million sperms

Everyday at 2 pm he took a 7 1/2 minute power nap

Everyone turns into a yes man to get the job

Everything is fair in Love and War

Excuse me, sir

Excuse me, where is Ranchhoddas?

Farhan We found Rancho

Farhan will marry your sister

Fear

Finishing journals, copying assignments

Flowers, bold and brazen Snuggle and cootchie coo

Follow me Where?

For 32 years, he has unceasingly screwed students

For stealing this What's this?

For the last four years

For you it is! Now you're free to wear your mom's watch

Forgot my socks

Forgot the cheques, Raju ... Farhan?

Four bucks. Two per bag

Free as the wind was he

Freshmen are summoned. Come quickly

From a pen's nib to a pants' zip all machines

From birth we were taught Life is a race

Get it from another hospital

Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again

Give me some sunshine Give me some rain

Glad you didn't wait for an ambulance and got him on the scooter

Go on now. You have an exam tomorrow

God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/ every month

Good evening, good evening

Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.

He challenged conventions at every stage

He glared at us like we'd asked for both his kidneys

He has violated all deadlines

He is making some nonsense helicopter

He is one! First Engineering, then MBA

He means 'served' students

He simply reveled in today

He stayed on with us after he was orphaned

He was as unique as his name

He was in college for the joy of learning

He was the only one who was not a machine

He who touched our hearts and vanished...

He'd trained his mind to write with both hands simultaneously

He'd won us over! I felt like embracing him as family...

He'll turn your life into a nightmare of brands and prices

Hello!

Here What's this?

Here come the tears! Real mature, Pia

Hey bro All is Well

Hey Raju!

Hey, what's your roll number?

His body is paralyzed with shock, but his mind is alert

His salary completely. And the sister...

His travails with Chatur began. Yes, I mean travails, not travels

Hold on

Hold on, Dad

Holy incense lit up my plight And yet God's nowhere in sight

Hope no dog here

How dare you barge in? I'll have you arrested

How did he get my office key?

How you feel, matters to me. Mr. Kapoor makes no difference

How'll you focus on studies?

I am Rancho

I can give you sympathy, not an extension

I didn't do it..

I don't blame you, sir. I blame the system

I have to worry

I see

I slipped on more charms and rings

I swear on Papa, it's true

I vow: No X rated thoughts of girls in my class..

I will be really happy

I won't accept defeat, Rastogi

I won't be his flunky... like you

I'll clean it in a jiffy

I'll do that for you. It's my sister's wedding

I'll make one, I promise

I'll sort it out, sir How?

I've seen it happen in movies What's now happening with us

I've topped, so I'm next to you

If Michael Jackson's dad forced him to be a boxer..

If we work on his project, who'll work on ours?

If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college

If you reject me, no regrets

If you'd said Don't do Engineering if you don't want to

Ignore him The biscuit's very good

In this journey of few strides

Induction motor, sir. The whole chapter

Instead of a veil, you lift your helmet

Is rusticated from the Imperial College of Engineering

Is she at the hospital?

It cost 2000/

It will fly! We'll make it fly

It'll kill my dad, sir

It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air

It's booty, stupid. Bosom means...

It's month end. Who'll pay? His Mother Teresa?

Jackass! l aborted a flight, he forgot his pants

Joy, look outside

Joy!

Just let your lips roll And whistle away the toll

Keep this. Hey, here's Raju

Kicked again

L know he won't show up

L said 'Get lost' Don't get so uptight

L'm not used to such expensive gifts, Suhas

Ladakh! Why?

Learn it up, bro. We're gonna really need it here

Let me live as I...

Let me live as I...

Let your lips roll And whistle away the toll

Lifelong I lived

Like a soaring kite was he

Listen please to those who love you

Listen, I'll update Pia, you peel off the price tag

Living each moment to the fullest

Living room maple wood flooring

Look, Virus has canceled your suspension order

Lt's ok. Quiet, now

Machines were his passion

Made a bride elope from her own wedding! All for Rancho

Mom, please

Mona, don't worry. I'm with you

Mona?

Monday morning, I taught a class. So don't give me that nonsense

More than just your socks

More time with you, and they'll be out of the photo

Move, it's an emergency!

Move... move...

Must we follow all his hogwash? 'Aal izz well'

My 150,000/ coat

My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

My students. What're they doing here?

Need background score?

Never mind the design

New watch? One moment

Nine

No ass can say it's an ancient piece of junk

No credit card, no social status

No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife...

No more cover ups!

No need to be so happy. Define a machine

No one knows what the future holds

No one knows what the future holds

No one offers it so readily

No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide

No, stupid

No..

None of this mattered to him

Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'

Not slept?

Not yet. It's a six hour drive

Now see how he makes it grow

Now wear your ancient piece of junk at dinner

Now you will teach me how to teach?

Off, now

Oh no

Ok

Ok sir

On a bruised heart, like soothing balm was he

On the path called life

Or air your report on TV

Our teacher alerted him before going to the Principal

Patience

Phunsukh Bangdu? Who's that?

Pia weds Suhas! Thanks for the suit

Pitter patter go the raindrops Whish whoosh whistles the wind

Problem solved... Wake up now

Put it back

Quick, photocopy this

Quiet!

Raju, design?

Raju, don't stress. We'll top our class. Nothing is impossible

Raju, turn on the web camera

Ranchhoddas Chanchad. Front row

Ranchhoddas, take care, son

Rancho, Pia

Rancho?

Rancho..

Rascal Sorry sir

Return this

Run fast or you'll be trampled

Run for your life! It's free advice. Take it or leave it

Same name, same degree, same photo, but a different guy

Security, that way

Shall we discuss the salary?

She's looking for her watch

Should I give it to him? Hope he won't dent it

Shut up, Pia

Shut up! Are you in touch with her?

Silencer crammed 18 hours a day

Sir, if I could know the convocation dates...

Sir, rum

Sir, they're still writing

Sir, what's the sum total of your daughters?

Sis, why did you interrupt?

Sit!

So it's all fixed Farhan will marry your sister

So let your lips roll And whistle away the toll

So little slow in Hindi

So, we were discussing the machine...

Some 'madeira' for you?

Some he could re assemble...

Some he couldn't

Sorry sir, l was born in Uganda, studied in Pondicherry

Sorry, we're late It was an emergency

Sorry. We're looking for Ranchhoddas

Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone... A machine!

Specially for Mr

Students called him Virus, computer Virus

Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he

Take off your pants or they are going to piss on you

Tell me something...

Ten

Thank you. Why?

That happens in movies, not in life

That resolves the problem?

That scared me

The duplicate key to Virus's office

The entire city's flooded, sir. We're helpless

The gorgeous low moon Serenades the earth

The heavens may beckon you

The lamb is clueless for what it's destined

The post mortem report

The question paper's in a cover with a red seal

The same rum you guzzled those days

Then con it bro, with this simple lie

Then prove it

Then why don't you propose to me?

There was another, just like him

There's a mistake. It's not possible

They'll get jobs, sir. There must be some firm that..

They're so unique, their names will be writ in gold

They've been our most consistent students

This is when we first saw Rancho

Those 22 minutes with you on the scooter

Time is ripe for love

Time itself is singing...

Time up

Today my respect for that idiot shot up

Today was Results day. Time to make a deal with God

Tomorrow ICE students will go across the globe

Too late! She's married

Try with all your might

Two

Uday Sinha. Second row

Vaidyanathan, please sit down

Very good question

Vulgar fellow!

Wait

Wake up, don't torment us anymore

Watch over my results

We could afford just one air conditioner

We didn't invite you, you must be from the groom's side

We fought for a shower every morning

We fretted about the morrow

We had studied it. He applied it

We were in a huge dilemma

We were robots, blindly following our professors' commands

We won't let go of you

We won't let go of you

We won't let go of you

We won't let go of you

We'd sworn we won't even take a peek

We'll grow old searching! Ask Pia

We'll meet again after ten years

We'll never crash a wedding again Not even my own

We'll show the world that our capacity to screw...

We're not done yet..

Well done, buddy

Well, Delhi has plenty of power cuts that...

What do you say?

What happened?

What happened? We didn't inform Pia

What is it, Raju?

What is this? Sir, nest

What nonsense! I know that

What secret?

What the hell! You brought dad on the scooter

What? You lost the watch

What's he doing here?

What's this?

Whatever I do for you will be out of genuine love

When life spins out of control Just let your lips roll

When thrown out of one class, he'd slip into another

When you see him, do the winds whisper a melody?

Where did he go..

Where did he go... let's find him

Where did he go... let's find him

Where's it hidden...

Where's the design, Farhan?

Whistle away the toll Yell All is Well

Who are you?

Who is it?

Who is it? Your future son in law

Whole chapter?

Why such an expensive gift?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why're you back?

Why're you smiling?

Will it hatch or become an omelette

Will it hatch or become an omelette

With just a little courage, you could've turned your life around

Without urgent corrective steps, his future will be ruined

Wow

Yeah, Farhan? The car's ready

Yell All is Well...

Yes, he lives there

Yes?

Yes. How do you know?

Yes... so where was I?

You all will deliver this baby

You deflated Virus's erection

You explain so well. Can you give him a demo too?

You have given this institution what it sorely needs

You keep your job... I'll keep my attitude

You may refer to your books

You really missed your mom that day, didn't you?

You started it, you will finish it

You...

You'll get killed as you step out of the college gate

You'll never deny a patient help... The Hippocratic Oath

You're an expert at that

You're gonna be Suhas Tandon's wife

You're in the center of the photo every year

You're still eating his favorite food

You're too straightforward

You've taken ages

Your 7th house is clear

Your dad wants Pia's scooter

Your grandpa is the ringmaster. He'll crack his whip

Your mom must've been really beautiful

Zoobi do...

2 minutes to think

5 years we've searched. Don't know if he's alive

1978. l was born at 5

'400 dead, 200 injured'

'Cause they're completely unused

'I give it to you'

'Okra Rs.12/ kilo'

'You have come first'; 'You're second"

'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum'

'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum'

'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara Zoobi doobi param pum'