Short Cuts (1993) Soundboard Edit

A littler weird behavior. Isn't that what it's all about?

Accidents happen every day

Actually, the bait is spread over our city at night, like a glaze

All I know is that I am working like hell on that ice maker trying to get the damn thing going

All right by me.

All right, go get it.

All right, Josette. Come here.

All you're supposed to do is just feed the fish. Look at this one, though. Look at this one

An A.P.B.?

And I missed you.

And I think it's somebody hurting you in the other room and it scares me.

And maybe some mail?

And my mouth is so close to your balls...

And now back to 'Captain Planet'.

And Ralph, I think his name is. You know, the ones from the concert.

And somewhere children shout...

And take the brush out of your mouth. Sorry.

And then a little stopover in Bangkok that I requested, a four day layover there.

And when I saw that guy walk in that club..

And you take him to the emergency room. You gotta get him looked at right away.

And... He was turnin' blue.

Any change?

Anyway, I, uh... I don't know how much time passed.

Anyway, I... I told Olla I'd be over early, and I was.

Aren't you gonna get him back? We'll get you a new dog.

Aw, Christ! What happened?

Bang! Bang! I saw Dada! Please don't point that gun at me.

Bend the card!

Bill, come on. Open your blouse a little for this one

Bunny lives in Tahoe. Bunny? Who's Bunny?

Bunny... Bunny... Who's...

But I just heard about this now

But I tell you, that first day in the hospital...

But, hey, I mean, sometimes I do some talent scout stuff too and..

Bye.

Called in sick, and then I left like I was going to work

Came with the house.

Can I go now?

Casey.

Casey.

Casey. Casey. Yeah

Chad had a great time. Wally had a great time.

Cheers! You need some help?

Clear the slate, on to a higher consciousness.

Close the gate when you go! I don't want Suzy to get out!

Come on, Bill. Let's get going. I was in the shower sometimes...

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go.

Come on, it's your turn.

Come on, kids! It's all right! Come on outside!

Come on, now. You can buy a lot of mouthwash with that.

Come on. They are so full of shit.

Come on. I'll show you.

Come to Papa

Comes down to the basement...

Coming to our attention in these times...

Daddy went down to the police station and put an A.P.B. Out on Suzy.

Daddy, Austin's crying and he woke me up.

Daddy, we looked and looked.

Damn shame you can't feel safe driving in this city no more.

Damn.

Did Bill do it? Yeah. Of course he did.

Did he see me? Now he's looking. Now he's not

Did he? You know he didn't.

Did they get your name?

Did you make me a drink? It's in the blender.

Do it. Do it. I'm ready. I love you.

Do you do tricks in your, uh, routine? Yes. Uh huh.

Do you have to wear your glasses on TV? like smart bombs

Do you know her from work?

Don't let anything run on the sides, okay? 'Cause that gets real nasty

Don't let him take my dog. Don't worry about it. 2022.5 02:13:12,457 > 02:13:14,121 In you go, Suzy.

Don't look at me like that, Stuart.

Don't worry. Don't worry. It's not the big one.

Don't you have anything better to do than take dogs away from kids?

Don't you? Mommy, can I go to the bathroom, please?

Doreen, it's Earl.

Earthquake! Mommy, get over here, quick!

Earthquakes, water shortages...

Finish up what I told you to do

Forget him. Forget it. Hey.

Four or five hours. There's nobody there.

Frisbee was special. Don't worry about it.

Fuck off, Joe. Oh, Trixie.

Geez, I hate this goddamn thing.

Gene, earthquake! Get under the doorway!

Get me another Veggie Mary, will ya?

Get out of here!

Give me that phone. No, she's not dressed right now

Go, Planet!

God, I hate that fish smell.

Goin' somewhere? Yeah, I am.

Gordon, how about that ass?

Have a nice weekend! Get out of here!

Have a steak and some eggs. Not if I have to pay for it, baby

He couldn't help her. She was dead.

He is dead!

He still loves to get buzzed. Hi.

He was really drunk.

He'd O.D.'d, and they didn't want him in the house.

He's a son of a bitch.

He's out of here. All right, kids.

He's too quick for me

Hell, I didn't want to be in your room and make it worse.

Hello.

Hello. Howard?

Here's a song that says something..

Hey, can you hear me?

Hey, even if the music sucks here... Mm hmm.

Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, sweetie. Hey, Case.

Hey, what's goin' on here?

Hey, you. Drink that. Don't spill it.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, son

Hmm?

Hmm. ♫ I'm only talking ♫

How are you today, sir? My name is Aubrey Bell.

How can you be so cheap and insensitive? Lady, I work 16 hours a day to make ends meet

How come you're not in school?

How long are you gonna do that? Do you know what time it is?

How long what?

How many clowns can you fit in this car, ma'am?

How many years has it been? Say, what? Maybe 25 years?

How much is that gonna cost?

How old was she?

How'd you like a little of that stickin' on your drop chute?

How's the sex?

I always thought they were weird

I came to get my mother's clock

I can't believe he's here. Wanna go to the Troubadour after this?

I can't quit smokin' when I got a lot of other stuff goin' on

I could've just done it my... my quick version.

I didn't think we should move her, you know?

I didn't wanna sleep in our bed.

I don't appreciate being hung up on...

I don't know. This is as much of a surprise to me as it is to anybody.

I don't think she's got much time left. I can see her change right in front of my eyes

I don't wanna talk about that, okay?

I got the fish. Where do you want me to put this?

I got the leadership... council thing on the... crack kids.

I got to think about Earl

I have had enough of this!

I have no explanation. Nothing.

I just got to sweat it out

I kinda like the way it sounds.

I knew it wasn't gonna hurt much longer.

I know he didn't literally

I know who it was

I lay low, like a black cat in the shadows.

I love everything you say.

I made a mistake, all right? Yeah, you made a mistake.

I mean, even if she knew that I was getting paid for my time...

I mean, I get a lot of Bills...

I mean, with Mom... Is she celebrating her birthday alone, or what?

I really want it. Come on. Daddy would buy it for me.

I said, Fine. And, uh, after a while she...

I think he was operated on yesterday. Could I inquire about his condition?

I think it's prepaid. Yes. Yes

I think they went to get a blow job.

I thought you made phone calls at night, you bastard.

I told you, nobody was there. He's all right.

I want to talk about that little bastard Casey

I want you gone when I'm out of the shower.

I was just passing through L.A., and I, uh...

I was, like, rubbing some on her titties and she looked at me and said, What's your name?

I wonder why he picked now

I, uh... Three more.

I, uh... I can use some cheering up from time to time myself, ma'am.

I... I... Well, our son, Brian..

I'd like to suggest some minor surgery. Intracranial pressure monitor.

I'll get through this thing alone... better.

I'll help you. Just let me take a leak first.

I'll show ya.

I'll show you the bedrooms first. Okay

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take this dog, sir. It's been missing for a couple of days

I'm getting us out of Downey, baby. Don't worry about it.

I'm getting us out of Downey.

I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee.

I'm gonna have a drink.

I'm here to do a party in the pediatrics ward

I'm just, like... I'm losing it, man.

I'm not open yet. The bakery's closed for business.

I'm so glad Joe Joe got your eyes. You know that?

I'm sorry to hear about your grandson. Yeah, he got a cracked skull..

I'm taking this thing out till... No. Okay, okay.

I've forgotten.

If I'd been going faster, I would've killed him

In her 20s, maybe. You couldn't tell.

In Miami..

In my new paintings.

Is practically, totally real...

It goes in one ear, and it goes out the other.

It kept openin' up. And I knew it hurt him.

It smells strong.

It was really somethin'.

It's a cryin' shame, baby

It's all right! It's safe! Come on!

It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants!

It's being sneaky

It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this!

It's Mrs. Finnigan. Oh, you can use that phone right there.

It's so cute.

Jerry, we've got some great stuff, good footage coming in on the satellite.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Josette, watch out for the dog shit.

Just because he never sold anything doesn't mean he was a lousy painter.

Just lay down, Mommy. Just lay down.

Kids are going nuts! Did you call the pound?

Kids.

Know what?

Let him go. Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble?

Let me show you this cave. Here's your beer.

Let me take Barbara away from you for one second.

Let's say he points his ring at, maybe, Earth, and...

Let's see.

Like I told you, I'm Joe Robbins. Inside or out.

Lionfish like goldfish. That's what you wrote down

Listen to what's going on.

Look, fuck you, asshole. Fuck you!

Look, his eyes are open.

Look, you wanna fuck me, fuck me. I'm just a little talked out, you know.

Looked up at me and smiled.

Marian

Marian? What? What's the matter?

Maybe it's the... the driver from the car.

Maybe you should drain the pool, change the water.

Mm mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm!

Mommy, Daddy.

Mr. Bitkower!

Mr. Finnigan.

Mrs. Finnigan, I'm sure you'd be more comfortable. You don't wanna...

My marriage is breaking up.

Naked?

Neck hole first into the ground.

Never to get into the car with anybody unless they said it was okay

No

No, he's gonna be all right. But they said he's in shock right now.

No, I don't. I don't even remember.

No, wait a minute. Let me give you a ride home, make sure you're okay.

No!

No. No, I I I can't

Nothing we're gonna do about it tonight, anyway.

Nothing?

Now you guys go and get dressed. I wanna go with you.

Now, after we split up with our wives, you know...

Now? Bring in the...

Oh

Oh, Bill

Oh, God Almighty.

Oh, honey, really?

Oh, I don't want it to be over.

Oh, I was ordering something from this catalog.

Oh, I've got a couple ideas here.

Oh, man.

Oh, pick a fight. Go ahead. Pick a fight with me.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land...

Oh, sweetie. Stop. Don't do that.

Oh. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh. Sorry. Sorry

Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you back later. Bye.

Okay, okay. Which one takes the, um, goldfish?

Okay.

Okay. Okay? Earl's here

Olla? Yeah, Olla

Or get something to eat, or just have a bath

Out.

Ow! I got one

Pass you. Pass you.

Please hold a minute. Okay. All right. I'll hold

Please refrain from doing so in the future.

Pow! Pow! Pow!

Probably a good time.

Pull her out? What are you, crazy?

Really good

Really? Who was the biggest movie star you've done?

Remember this. 7 NZ699.

Remember, it's a dog

Right. Okay, well, while you were snapping your ankle...

See, my shit's live. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

She must feel like shit. Mom.

She opens the robe.

She said, Bill, you're giving me a nipple boner.

She was 23 years old.

She would have had a fit.

She'd have had a fit!

She's dead.

Shit!

Shit.

Shit. You want some? Yep.

Shut up!

So now we got this place.

So you'll wanna work on that. Let's take a look at yours.

So, what do you want to do today? Maybe go to the beach.

So, what'd he say about you?

So, when did you last..

Sorry.

Start with the upstairs. Oh, look at this.

Stop it! Smells like a rainbow to me.

Stuart.

Sure, Doctor. It's for me.

Suzy! Suzy, we missed you.

Suzy! Come here, my good little boy. Yes!

Sweetheart, Suzy will be back as soon as he gets hungry.

Take a right down by that tree.

Tell Gene where he comes from. The tropical rain forest.

Tell him what you think

Thank you very much. I mean, everybody has been so nice.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I hope you like my muffins

That has chosen to make California its new home

That time of the month, guys. Fill it up

That was his weakness

That's a good idea, a game.

That's a long time ago, Pop

That's not as bad as an eight.

That's what I'm saying, everything but clothes

That's what we went up there for.

The bishop in my parents' church called me.

The dog stays out. The dog drives me out of my mind

The dog stays outside

The Greek's watching. Don't order anything you can't pay for.

The kids are screaming. They're happy to see him. Same old story.

The medfly editorial.

The Night Sky, Political Quotes, Racy Movies...

The public is not convinced

The sun is shining bright...

The time has come to go to war again.

The Wymans. Yeah, them.

Then he said, Do you wanna have a go at it?

There you go. We just spray the stuff. We don't drink it

There's a line of prose from the writings of St. Teresa...

They all come with little...

They told me you were sick

They're desperate to be caught.

They've been good to us. Don't smoke, Bill.

This is it, baby. We're going out together.

This is the third night this week, Gene!

This is true. These, like, bootleg quaaludes.

This is very discriminate bait

This time you be Alex Trebek now, okay? Time to switch.

Through the hole in his arm.

Till the wheels come off

To destroy the medfly before it has a chance to destroy us.

Today...

Tuna melt. Tuna melt? It's breakfast.

Uh huh? Yeah.

Uh, but other than that, he doesn't have any broken bones, so..

Uh, could we have some more butter, please?

Uh, I don't need a friend. I got a husband.

Uh, sort of.

Uh, we were.

Uh, yeah... Yes, ma'am.

Uh, you finish your coffee. I gotta get back.

Um, I fell carrying my mom's lunch tray

Very unfortunate, what happened.

Wait. Where is it? Uh, excuse me, miss.

We can see you're closed, but I'm sure you'll see us

We didn't have anything to do with it.

We have to be there at 7:00, you know.

We should probably have a whole bunch of eggs or something.

We wanna talk to you about the cake that wasn't picked up.

We'll be right back. Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

We're gonna eat now? What do you wanna eat?

We're not early, are we? No, not at all.

We're still gonna have fun.

We're told that 60 people have been treated at area hospitals...

Well, actually, I've been living in Riverside for a number of years

Well, how did you get home? Walked.

Well, if your filter ain't workin', and I don't think it is, there's not much I can do.

Well, neither do I. Neither do I.

Well, on that note, why don't we just go ahead and start the game?

Well, she cried a little bit. But... But she... she only said...

Well, sisters are funny, you know

Well, that might spice things up.

Well, when did you catch the fish?

What about the lionfish? Feeding the lionfish?

What are you doing, Joe? I've never seen more fucking homeless people.

What are you doing?

What do you mean, hit by a car?

What do you think about when you think about Earl?

What the hell is this? Stuart, come here!

What was it in the bottom drawer over there you were getting?

What women compete for, I guess.

What, is it broken? Yeah.

What? Earl's here.

What? I hit an eight year old kid

What? Invite them to our house for supper?

What's in here? Bill... Don't snoop, Bill

What's that?

What's the menu like, babe?

What's this? Hey, I believe that belongs to me.

What's wrong with you? Well, it is my clock, isn't it?

What's your name? I'm Barbara. That's Nancy.

What's your name? My name is Joe, baby.

Whatever you could find, like... like cavemen or something.

When I did your makeup. I don't know what you're talking about.

When you slide, just keep your feet to the side.

Where?

Where's those lemons I brought home? I don't know. Maybe by the bar.

Who are these?

Who is Mariette Hartley? That's right.

Who you talking to? I'm talking to Sherri.

Whoo!

Why does naked make it art?

Wilby!

Wilby!

Will you shut up? The lady's trying to sing.

Won't the methalanon contaminate the water?

Yeah

Yeah, hi. Everything's okay here

Yeah, she asked me if I wanted a beer. She says, You want a beer?

Yeah, well, it's 504 0361.

Yeah, well, uh, listen, how... how long you think it'll..

Yeah? He's resting comfortably.

Yeah. Well, the Bat Caves where they shot it...

Yeah. Me neither

Yes. You feed them live goldfish. I thought you were joking

Yo, good pass, good pass.

You got an egg in that refrigerator?

You have a nice day now.

You know, this clown is detachable.

You must be Mr. Weathers. Yeah.

You need a magnifying glass and a tweezers to help you out?

You stay with Casey. Okay.

You sure this is the right address?

You sure? All right, kisses. Okay.

You think it's too much, though? No. You're like a model.

You wanna fuck? Hmm?

You wanna know? I'll tell you.

You want to make up? Why did you sneak up on me?

You're blocked, babe.

You're not drinkin', are ya?

You're not fooling me, you know.

Your car was there, but you weren't there.

Yvonne! Hey, sweetheart

6'4, 6'5, Eddie Valdez. We called him Big Ed.

7 NZ699.

How long did he kiss you?

How long?

Ow! Don't hit me. Very good

That stuff gives you a headache, Claire. What a beautiful sight L.A. is.

The Planeteers are trying to save the planet and the environment.

Uh, I think Vern has the right idea.

Where you guys live? Malibu. Come back.

..

'Cause you'd recognize his voice, right?

[ Casey On Tape ] Hi. This is the Finnigan home

♫ 'Cause I don't know you ♫

♫ And I'm a prisoner ♫

♫ And wrapped up in sorrow ♫

♫ I don't know you ♫

♫ I don't know you ♫

♫ I find a way to keep ♫

♫ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♫

♫ I'm the woman made for you ♫

♫ If you share my point of view ♫

♫ It isn't as if ♫

♫ It's all I can do ♫

♫ Just about sunset ♫

♫ Kiss ♫

♫ Not to run to you ♫

♫ On Broadway I danced ♫

♫ Passing my door ♫

♫ Punishing kiss ♫

♫ Saw a girl come floating by ♫

♫ So tired ♫

♫ The next day he's walked out and gone ♫

♫ The same old moon ♫

♫ They know me in Paris ♫

♫ When it comes to push or shove ♫

♫ When it comes to you and me that's the way it's gonna be ♫

♫ When you're a prisoner ♫

♫ You may be a fire ♫

♫ 'Cause you looked like you needed a friend ♫

♫ And I'm a prisoner ♫

♫ But it's the unexpected and the uncertainty ♫

♫ Each episode ♫

♫ I don't know you at all ♫

♫ I'm a prisoner of life ♫

♫ Life's good ♫

♫ One day everything's a lie ♫

♫ One day everything's a lie ♫ You wanna drive?

♫ That's what happens when you're a prisoner ♫

♫ The next day you swear it's all true ♫

♫ They know me in London ♫

♫ When you're a prisoner ♫

♫ Yeah, I'm a prisoner of life ♫

♫ You know what I mean ♫