21 (2008) Soundboard Edit

A high card, minus one. A low card, plus one.

All right, listen up.

And another five days, minimum, to get it ready to press.

And Ben, good work. You came out of that chute like a pro. Keep it up.

And I want you to make that happen

And it allows everyone to be different people in different casinos.

And the winner of this year's 2

And then I had it all stolen from me

And to go unnoticed, we created a whole new language.

Anything I can do for you, let me know.

Because if Grey Poupon over here ever loses the count,

Bicycles became stretch limos.

Blackjack.

Burt, Moishe, Vladimir,

But don't worry. Greatness evokes that reaction sometimes.

But I think I wanna see him now

But in Vegas, I could be anyone I wanted

But then I remembered

But you kept on anyway.

But, as history shows us, some students never learn.

Can I get another drink, please?

Can you imagine that?

Cauchy was the first to make a rigorous study

Choi?

Choi?

Come on, come on

Come on, money

Could win so much.

Did you, like, take some self help seminar or something?

Door number one?

Dorm rooms turned into high roller suites.

Fisher and Jimmy have always been the big players.

For excellence in the field of robotics goes to the team of Conolly and Kazazi!

Give me the chips! Come on, give me the chips, Blanca

Go, go, go, go!

Good.

Guys, Jill Taylor, 10 o'clock.

He doubled on 10 when the deck was heavy, but he didn't on 11 when it got lighter.

He was a student of Cauchy's who accused Cauchy

He would shout it every time he dealt blackjack

Here you go, sir.

Hey, Ben. Basic strategy says you should hit that.

Hey, I thought we agreed we weren't gonna round up anymore.

Hey, slow down, I haven't played in a long time, Ben

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can I get you a beer?

Hey. It dazzles me, mister.

Honey, we're actually playing a game here.

How did that retard win so much?

I don't know about that

I don't know.

I don't work for Micky anymore

I got a 44 on my MCATs

I guess you play big or you don't play at all.

I just got a promotion at my job, so it's kind of not a good time for me.

I just love that scene in Vegas when the retard wins at blackjack.

I just wish now I had eaten some of those wings.

I know you, don't I?

I made more money in one trip to Vegas

I mean, we take all the risks. Seems to me like you don't do shit.

I mean, you saw how he played Fisher against me.

I think the worst part of it was not being able to tell anyone.

I think you should come to Vegas.

I understand, Ben. We don't need anymore...

I want back in

I was counting cards and I was up over $640,000.

In Vegas, I don't know what happened. That wasn't me

In Vegas, we had a life.

It does the way I use it. It does the way I use it.

It was a Chinese dealer at Binion's who was first credited with the line.

It's for the benefit of the dealers to make sure you're old enough to gamble

It's gonna take us two weeks to get a fresh 16K from the fabrication.

It's your birthday. You're as broke ass as I am

Knowing when to hit and knowing when to color out.

Let me say that one more time, you do not know each other ever.

Let's go.

Life experience.

Make a wish.

Micky said I was gonna have more fun than I could possibly imagine.

Move, move, move!

Nice to see you.

Nice.

No, no. Cam, I'm not on drugs, okay?

Nothing cost too much.

Now go home.

Now, is it in your interest to switch your choice?

Oh, God.

Oh, see, now that sounds really complicated.

Oh, well, we're having a 15% sale on the ties.

Oh, yeah, it's not, you know,

Oh, yeah. They got a lot more bags to check, you know?

Okay, what's this?

One night, I'd be the high rolling heir to a pharmaceutical fortune.

One, two, three, four, five.

Or go with door number two?

Organic Chemistry in my freshman year

Our system keeps us under the radar, you'll see.

People, remember,

Please just shut up.

Please. Please just take the money

Pull up a chair.

Remove your keys, any metal objects. Laptops out, please.

Right?

Seems like I'm having one of those days, you know what I mean, Jim?

Shane? I'm about to change your luck. It's gonna become mine.

She's gonna raise her hand, scratch her head... There it is.

She's playing the table minimum.

So let me get this straight

So the Hard Rock comped me a suite.

So, what are your plans for the rest of the night?

So, yeah, I'll take door number two, and thank you for that extra 33.3%

Some kids grow up wanting to play for the Red Sox.

Take a look at this.

Take it up with Ida.

Tell me something, Cole, if you can count that well,

Tell me,

Ten. That's minus one.

Terry, rewind the tape. I wanna see if she signals him to come to the table.

Thank you

Thanks, baby, here.

That guy? He's a kid.

The count. It's plus 13.

The dealer turns over a 17.

The other one, the... What's his... The retard.

There you go, give me it all

There you go.

There's nobody left to fire us. Planet Hollywood is our last client

They're gonna be dissecting the eye in the sky footage of Fisher's little power play.

This is not the time

This is your money. You worked hard for this.

This was the dispute,

This way!

This way!

This way.

To get the kind of results that you're looking for, okay?

To help my cousin move.

To make yourselves feel important.

Twenty one.

We just made $210,000.

We need to talk.

We suck.

We're gonna call this the game show host problem, all right?

Welcome to the team.

Well, for one thing, Newton had a better publicist.

Well, have you considered cutting one of them off?

Well, I'm always the mustard, so...

Well, if you're making so much money at this, then why did he take it?

Well, that wouldn't be the first time a teacher was accused of that

Well, you have a lot of clever outfits. You'll figure it out

What about Harvard?

What about them?

What are you doing? I haven't done anything! Get off me!

What the hell kind of streak are you on, boy?

What?

Which door would you choose, Ben?

Who, by the way, knows what's behind all the other doors,

Why are you still consulting for us?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Words were numbers, and numbers were words.

Yeah, try it.

Yeah, we know.

Yeah, we're cool

Yeah, which changed everything.

Yes, I heard that. What's your theory on that?

You are the big player, Ben

You can pick them up on your way out.

You forgot your bag

You just bring me Micky Rosa, kid.

You know what I'm gonna do? You know what I'm gonna do?

You know what? I think we're gonna have to go at this without you, man

You know, I think the best thing about Vegas

You know, I'm not the same guy I was back in Boston

You know, there is the... Thank you

You know, you could try returning a call once in a while

You know, you should just ask her out, man

You look familiar.

You look just like that.

You understand all this. You go to MIT.

You're a real winner

You're gonna give me back everything you lost.

Your picture's all over the database. Your Vegas gig is done

Choi, where the hell you been? Unattended maid cart, ninth floor.

Don't apologize

Hey, baby. Where you in from? I'm from Boston.

Hey, Ben... No, Ben, stop it!

I don't care what you have to do. Look, I really don't have to...

In the basket, please. There's a table when you get to the line.

Is it Jill Taylor? No.

Jedi mind trick, huh? Jedi mind trick. Like that Luke.

No, are you serious? Yeah.

No. Plus 11.

Now what? Plus 9.

Plus 14. Ring.

Splitting tens. Splitting tens again.

Step forward, sir. Thanks.

Sure. Yeah? Okay.

Ten. Come on, monkey.

When? Weekends. And Christian holidays.

Where is your jacket? Oh, I got it. I got it. It's right here.

Who is it this time, Caesars or the Mirage? Caesars.

Who the hell is Ida? Shut up.

Why now? Because I have nothing else.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, wait.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. Good. Good.

You know what, sir? I think that maybe... Okay, get your hands off me.

'Course I was, naturally, unceremoniously fired

$20 a song, 30 song minimum.

$100,000 going out.

$300.