Orville (2017) - Season 1 Edit

A culture that progresses 700 years every 11 days

A depiction of the First Healing in a publicly funded

A doorway to where?

A few days.

A few survived, but they are sick,

A formal complaint. Now go!

A gelatinous life form as a Retepsian pheromonal carrier.

A god does not bleed.

A joke? I spent an hour in Bortus' colon!

A letter of reprimand in your permanent file.

A lewd act on a statue of Mella Giffenden.

A little grindy can be good.

A little soundtrack to our lives.

A lot of good things.

A lot of intellectually deficient people

A matter of consequence.

A member of my crew let this happen.

A memory wipe.

A message of some kind that could remain

A month down there, I might be able to see it through, but...

A multiphasic orbit

A partial barrier between the two fleets.

A planet orbits a star, but its orbit is divided

A quantum disturbance isn't like radiation.

A really bad friend to all our other friends, you know?

A series of neurological treatments

A small ship entering range, Captain.

A spatial anomaly of some kind.

A terrible decision he's made, he'll jump ship just like I did.

A two dimensional civilization.

A voice should be earned,

A year ago, when we met...

A... a brain virus of some sort?

Aah!

Aah! This thing is a bitch!

Aboard the Orville or any other starship.

About 11 days.

About a two dimensional society of shapes.

About getting music in these elevators?

About more than just smarts.

About that planet and where it came from.

About this place.

About this place.

About this planet,

About what we discussed.

Absolutely not.

Access childhood image of John.

Access military attire for the planet and simulate the video.

According to the Feed,

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged.

Acknowledged. Mercer out.

Acting like it's nothing,

Activating tractor beam.

Actually, we lost them.

Actually, yes

Admiral, have mercy, please.

Admiral, I'm just,

Advanced engineering test scores

Advanced just as it would have without him.

Affirmative.

Affirmative.

After I accidentally swallowed a wine cork.

After we lose the planet?

After you talked to your parents?

Again when you were supposed to be in the shuttle bay

Against present day samples of both species, so... few days?

Agreed.

Ah, damn it, man! No, man! Come on.

Ah, I wish I had the guts to pull pranks.

Ah, it's nice just to be able to spread out

Ah, okay, how you want to do this?

Ah, there we go. Jackpot.

Ah. Artificial impregnation

Ah...

Alara to Bortus.

Alara to Isaac

Alara, do you remember coming back to my office

Alara, get him back.

Alara, hail the shuttle.

Alara, hail them.

Alara, help me!

Alara, I just never gave him a chance.

Alara, it might be helpful for you to talk about this.

Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.

Alara, we know you're upset about what happened.

Alara, we talked about this. I thought...

Alara, you and Gordon report to engineering

Alara, you invoked directive 38 to prevent us

Alara, you're with me.

Alara, you're with us.

Alara!

Alara.

All at once?

All better.

All day long, why don't you take a look in the mirror? Huh?

All departments reporting.

All I could think about was how badly I messed up with Ed.

All I said was that I thought you deserved a chance.

All in one piece.

All pre loaded with 200,000 upvotes.

All right

All right, all right. I was just trying to help out.

All right, all right. I was just trying to help out.

All right, come on.

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, fire it up.

All right, go.

All right, here you go.

All right, how do we get out of here?

All right, I need answers, and I need them now.

All right, I think you're cleared for duty.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

All right, let 'em know we're on our way. What's his name?

All right, let's do it.

All right, let's get his badge info

All right, let's give it a shot.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's try not to screw this up.

All right, notify the crew.

All right, so why don't you guys head to your rooms,

All right, Union Central's gonna want whatever we can give them,

All right, we'll give it a few hours.

All right, well, don't just stand there; snap to it.

All right, what if... what if

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. First.

All right. Let's do this.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Now, what can I do for you?

All right. Okay.

All right. Screw it. Let's do this.

All right. Thanks, Admiral.

All right. We'll give him a shot.

All right. We'll keep this channel open just in case.

All right. Why don't you call us

All sections reporting.

All systems secure for departure.

All that crap you just said,

All this information?

All weapons are to be kept on stun.

Allocation of fleet personnel

Allowed myself to take down my walls, I realized

Almost as if you were screaming to me that we were in danger.

Almost got swallowed up by it.

Also a big brunch guy.

Also headed our way.

Am I early?

Am I suspected of some misdeed?

Amazing.

An agreement?

An ancient artifact has been discovered on Lopovius.

An entire settlement of pioneers, for one.

An explosion of some kind.

An infection would kill me.

An interesting hypothesis.

An uncharted star that's just waiting for us

An unidentified human on Deck C at the time.

Ancient DNA. Maybe 30,000 years old.

And a mother telling her child that if he misbehaved,

And a profound increase in the number of life forms

And after a while,

And afterward, I'm gonna pull your hair

And also because you owned

And and that broke the ice?

And as I stand here today, so do the admirals.

And as the guardians of the Word of Kelly, they fear us.

And besides, it isn't true.

And call you fat and that's how you'll know I like you.

And confined to quarters until further notice.

And crashed into a mountain.

And cultural contamination

And doesn't get any girls pregnant.

And doesn't get any girls pregnant.

And don't forget to mention the donation.

And each kid would take one.

And enact laws.

And Ensign Davis spilled soy sauce on his pants.

And eventually, it brought us here.

And extend our deflectors to create

And get, like, a Manwich?

And guess what. I have the right to like

And he always made me laugh.

And he'll probably have nightmares for a while.

And healed her with your touch.

And help Chief Newton get working on the deflectors.

And his name is Lieutenant Commander John Lamarr.

And how we arrive at those decisions is our business.

And I am aware that you're next in line for the job,

And I am deeply, deeply sorry.

And I am going to check myself in

And I can't for the life of me figure out where I lost it.

And I didn't want to use synthesized food tonight,

And I do not process the passage of time

And I don't have a measuring cup, so it's a...

And I fell asleep in the living room with you in my arms.

And I get to see you every day.

And I got to say, your apology sounds very rehearsed.

And I have not been able to reach Captain Mercer

And I I had just gotten

And I just want to step up to that level.

And I know how much you like peanut butter and jelly,

And I know I speak for us both when I say that

And I know you love me right back.

And I never follow through.

And I stored enough food and clean water,

And I suddenly found myself alone.

And I think... that's bigger than the three of us.

And I thought maybe if you were hungry enough...

And I was thinking to myself,

And I...

And I'd hate for all that good food to go to waste.

And I'd need somebody to drive.

And I'm a spaceman.

And I'm aware that I caused offense

And I'm doing an hour of headstand meditation a day.

And I'm from a planet called Xelayan.

And I'm gonna see you soon.

And I'm grateful to be here,

And I'm sorry I said you suck

And I'm very, very sorry and it will not happen again.

And I'm... pretty sure I can formulate a cure.

And if that's the case...

And if we find any residual DNA,

And if you had gone in there, you'd probably be dead, too.

And it has happened to many of us.

And it has justifiably angered a lot of people.

And it jeopardizes our friendship.

And it might provide a clue to what's going on.

And it never occurred to anyone that that might be

And it really helps with everything.

And it sent our science officer into a 700 year exile.

And it turns out he's a pretty cool guy.

And it's definitely not meant to be used for something like this.

And it's fitting that his last name was Payne

And it's never gonna happen again.

And keep in mind, this is now a society in the computer age.

And Kelly, but it probably happened

And labels and things?

And look out the window?

And make the transition to two dimensional space.

And many of us have felt the pain first hand,

And maybe find a napkin.

And maybe I was so busy feeling guilty

And my scanners don't show any anomaly.

And not only did you dance out here

And now I'm forbidden to even try and fix it.

And now she's out of town.

And now they're both in artificial, crippling love with you.

And now you are here in all your magnificence.

And now, maybe people will believe me when I say

And our chief medical officer has lost her mind.

And passing out, yes.

And play some Space Dragons?

And put his résumé into sentences

And return to the home planet.

And right now, the mob wants to lobotomize my navigator.

And run this over your hand.

And say the alphabet.

And she did what's what

And she said to them, "You shall be healed."

And she won't answer the door.

And she'll punish you. Now, come on.

And she's God, so you know

And since you have to work late,

And stuff 'em in a locker while you're at it?

And supervise an overhaul of the navigational systems.

And switch to the emergency reserves

And that's not all.

And that's not even how I do sex. I was... I was just dancing.

And that's why there's a statue.

And that's your justification

And the Navarians and Bruidians

And the Navarians and Bruidians

And the Navarians are approaching.

And the space to express them.

And the space to express them.

And the Word of Kelly was spoken unto them,

And then giving me permission to be in pain.

And then he transferred them to the doctor somehow.

And then I can fill it in later.

And then it explodes and all these baby spiders

And then kick me to the curb?

And then my head swells up with a big egg sac

And then pull up his personnel records

And then run a full range scan of the anomaly.

And then spread to the living room.

And then that happened.

And then they got downvoted.

And then you'd be alone again.

And then, suddenly, nothing.

And then, the next thing I knew, we're back in my quarters

And then, you wear it for the rest of your life.

And then?

And there appears to be no known antidote.

And there was a pregnant woman standing behind them

And there's a shuttle waiting for you

And there's a war starting out there.

And there's great concern about the level of contamination

And there's no explanation for the dead plants?

And these outfits have got to go.

And they did marvel at her glory!

And they're on the brink of war again...

And this is actually some kind of purgatory?

And this rush every time I see him.

And to settle their conflict in battle.

And voting has already begun.

And we all get turned into pancakes.

And we are approaching the plasma storm.

And we could have lost our chief of security, too.

And we dropped it in the buffet.

And we feel the military is beneath you.

And we have not resumed normal... relations.

And we just blast our way out of here.

And we will be forever indebted to him,

And we're done with all of his shots.

And what about Claire? Why is she all into Yaphit?

And what is this?

And when we wanted to break the ice with a new group of kids,

And without the deflectors, we're gonna be shredded.

And you do not possess the necessary intelligence.

And you don't think that's of consequence?

And you folks at home.

And you got out of there as quick as you could.

And you know how when you meet someone,

And you never... thought to mention this to me before?

And you shouldn't have to cover for me.

And you were a baby.

And you were just doing

And you're absolutely right to be angry.

And you're dicking around like an amateur.

And you're gonna treat him that way.

And you're playing duck, duck, goose.

And you're prepared to accept society's verdict

And your biological systems

And your colonies are a blatantly hostile incursion!

And, if I ever doubt my fitness to be captain again,

And, you know, I was lying in my quarters tonight,

And... I have weapons.

And... um...

Animals are just fun to have around.

Answer the question.

Any contact with a culture

Any moment now, Captain.

Any parent on Xelayah.

Any sign of my pilot?

Anybody speak Horbalak?

Anything at all, Dr. Parley's on duty full time

Anything else they hadn't told you about, aside from the fire.

Anything strange? Did you see or feel

Anything that might have happened,

Anything?

Anyway...

Approaching the coordinates of the anomaly.

Approximately 1,000 light years from our previous position.

Are each going to send an ambassador and staff.

Are here, and there...

Are they... dead?

Are we bonding?

Are we gonna get to ride the sky cranes?

Are you all done in there?

Are you coming back soon?

Are you familiar with the Navarian Bruidian conflict?

Are you okay? Can you hear me? Are you okay?

Are you one of those people?

Are you really sure about that?

Are you supposed to be my lawyer or something?

Are you unwell?

Are you wearing cologne?

Are you worried people are gonna hear that you banged Darulio

Are your children always this combative?

Around the Orville.

Around your first officer.

As a matter of fact, I have.

As the power supply is limited.

As you wish.

Aside from Isaac, John is the smartest officer on board.

Assuming they travel through normal space,

At all times.

At any given time.

At any point, did you consider the possibility

At our current coordinates, I do not believe so.

At the end of a long shift.

At the time, it did not seem

At this point, anything is possible, so yes.

At this stage who came out uncorrected.

At Union Point were off the charts.

Aw, dude, it stinks down here.

Aw, man, I don't believe it.

Aw, you got to be kidding me.

Aw...

Aye, Commander.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Aye, sir.

Back at Union Point, we called that a glory hole.

Banana walnut pancakes?

Bang, be banged, but why you so hung up on labels, man?

Barry Manilow was an underappreciated genius of his time.

Based on the mass of the star and the geometry of the orbit,

Be happy for me, instead of acting like a total bitch.

Be okay being by yourself.

Because "no" is the only answer I have for you.

Because "safe" means something else in my language.

Because all the seats were taken.

Because everybody wants to know

Because he probably died in a lot of it.

Because I get to work for a captain that I respect,

Because I said so!

Because I want to feel like I got where I am alone?

Because I was scared.

Because I was too afraid to do my job.

Because I will never know whether I am truly the person

Because if I can't talk him out of filing charges,

Because it's the machine that heals.

Because of the bumps.

Because the food is almost gone.

Because we're really making some progress here.

Because you got caught, or because you feel ashamed?

Because you made the responsible command decision,

Before the tour window elapses,

Before you decide to leave them untapped.

Beg pardon?

Believe me, I know.

Believe me, I wouldn't be leaving

Believe me, I'm gonna just

Believe me, this is the coolest thing

Believe me, you son of a bitch.

Besides, do you honestly think

Besides, I need to talk to Darulio, anyway.

Between reality and something else?

Between two universes, ours and another.

Big ol' floppy shoes.

Big red 'fro. Lots of makeup.

Bio signs?

Blavaroch, I promise you,

Blavaroch.

Bless my child.

Blood pressure 90/45.

Bortus to Captain Mercer.

Bortus to Lieutenant Kitan.

Bortus, any sign of the shuttle itself?

Bortus, begin multispectral scans.

Bortus, can you make a note?

Bortus, have you eaten anything in the past hour?

Bortus, I'm sorry.

Bortus, what can I do for you?

Bortus, will you be home for dinner?

Bradley's parents are alcoholics. Now, come on.

Bradley's parents are letting him do

Brand new planet, nobody knows your dating history.

Breaking news...

Breathe! Breathe!

Bridge out.

Bridge to Captain Mercer.

Bridge to Captain.

Bridge to Commander Grayson.

Bridge to Commander Grayson.

Bridge to shuttle bay.

Bridge to shuttle, do you read?

Bridge, initiating quantum bubble.

Bring out the accused.

Bruidian fleet, stand down

Bruidian warships, 7,000 kilometers and closing.

Bruidians, we have salt water for bathing in your quarters.

But do not interfere with our investigation.

But for now,

But for the planet, approximately 700 years

But generally, when someone's as smart as you are,

But had it not been you,

But he is gone. Darulio is gone

But he never said we couldn't pull someone out.

But he was strong.

But he's fantastic at his job.

But hear this loud and clear: If you ever again

But how are we seeing it?

But how did you...

But I always remember him being very resourceful.

But I am not a god.

But I believe we may be looking at

But I can't take this off.

But I did not have to... do anything.

But I did this?

But I didn't.

But I don't want to die here.

But I hardly knew the man, so I I just got nothing to go on.

But I I thought we were gonna watch a movie

But I must admit, the dead plants are a mystery.

But I need... my Med lab on the Orville

But I was afraid I'd sound like a dick.

But I'd love to show you something first.

But I'm all jammed up here.

But I'm here to make you better.

But if you ever want to see the outside of that cell,

But if you want to kick me out, I totally get it.

But in the meantime, everyone stay on the lookout.

But it doesn't take a damn thing away from you.

But it wasn't Kelly's fault, all right?

But it's hard to tell.

But it's like, why do we have to be so rigid?

But nobody does anything alone.

But nobody's gonna believe me if I don't have pictures.

But now it's me and my brother.

But our sacred scrolls tell clearly

But people tend to be more sympathetic,

But please, I implore you.

But right now is not not the best time.

But scanners cannot clearly process it.

But shouldn't you be on the bridge?

But so far, only two of you

But still, I'm sorry.

But that being said, as long as they're there,

But that doesn't change the way I feel.

But that is impossible.

But that means one of you loses big.

But that's generous of you to say.

But the field generator is still powered up.

But the Great Healing

But the inside wouldn't.

But the scans don't lie.

But the shuttles are still working.

But the truth must never be compromised.

But then I looked into his eyes, and...

But then I totally forgot I let Jessala borrow it,

But there are terrors lurking all around us

But they didn't get to eat it until they'd told the group

But they're there.

But this area of space only exists in the first two,

But this cannot be kept from the people.

But until then,

But we also know, as you should,

But we didn't.

But we have our reasons for considering him.

But we need your help.

But we quickly became used to his presence, and our world

But we wouldn't have gotten

But what about everybody else?

But what about Tom?

But what I'm still missing is your end of the report.

But what we're seeing looks like a... 14th century city.

But when I finally

But when the fire started, I just... I froze.

But when your species loses a piece of tissue,

But who knows whether I would ever have had the chance

But you are still my chief of security.

But you are.

But you bleed.

But you can't blame yourself for any of this.

But you can't deny facts. 74% of the population

But you feel like a drink in the mess hall?

But you never get used to it.

But you struck several members of the audience.

But you threatened to resign against my wishes.

But you were being a prideful ass.

But you're being too hard on yourself.

But you're frightened of loneliness.

But you're the captain.

But, Admiral, maybe we could convince them...

But, Ed, I have a suggestion for you.

But, hey, as long as I can sneak a pop or two on the job.

But, honestly, I've never seen anyone above nine million

But, it's like, what if I was?

But, of course, that's for the people to decide.

But, sir...

But, uh, there is something else.

But, wouldn't that expose the shuttle

But... I'm sure as hell glad you did.

But... if this thing is really gonna eat you alive inside,

But... we've not eaten in days.

But... you know it wasn't your fault, right?

But... you no longer believe in Kelly.

By a neutral Union archaeologist.

By explaining the nature of your interactions with your mother.

By the time you come out your room

C Could you...

Call it a celebratory drink.

Called Latchkum that we play from time to time.

Can anyone hear me?

Can I be honest with you?

Can I call you Ed? I... We've never actually met.

Can I come in?

Can I go on the gravity bubbles?

Can I just say

Can it wait, Captain?

Can repair it within the hour.

Can we just have one conversation

Can we just not talk about it? Ever?

Can we talk?

Can you come with me?

Can you dance or play an instrument?

Can you do it like Mom?

Can you hear me? Isaac, do you read?

Can you tell us a story?

Can you tell us what Mella Giffendon did

Can you translate that for dumb guys

Can you unlock these restraints?

Can't bust through those restraints.

Captain

Captain Mercer is attending

Captain to the bridge.

Captain,

Captain,

Captain, I am so sorry.

Captain, I believe I have made a rather profound discovery

Captain, I believe the planet is beginning to phase.

Captain, I could go.

Captain, I have been trying to reach you for two hours.

Captain, I just picked up an EM pulse from one

Captain, I really need to go to sickbay.

Captain, I recommend that we take the ship to yellow alert

Captain, I would like to submit

Captain, I would like to take a shuttle

Captain, it's like he's been lobotomized.

Captain, look.

Captain, may I speak with you?

Captain, scans indicate the planet

Captain, the Bruidians have arrived,

Captain, the Krill vessels are closing.

Captain, the quantum bubble is deteriorating.

Captain, their ion trail

Captain, there is a vessel approaching.

Captain, there's a large central structure

Captain, we appear to have skimmed the outer edge

Captain, we need to shut this down now.

Captain, what she is describing

Captain, what's the latest from Claire?

Captain, with your permission,

Captain!

Captain.

Captain.

Captain. Commander.

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Caused an overload in the engine core.

Caused massive internal injuries.

Cavellian Spiceroot for dinner.

Cease immediately.

Check the cargo hold.

Chemically induced feelings,

Chief Engineer Newton.

Chief Newton,

Children, cut the crap right now.

Circus clown

Claire is from a place called Earth

Claire, are you in there?

Claire, I I really have to get to...

Claire, we are in sickbay.

Claire, what am I gonna do?

Claire, what the hell is wrong with you?

Claire, what's the name of your little friend down there?

Claire!

Claire! I'm, uh,

Claire?

Claire... I'm sure Lewis is fine.

Clown?

Collective insanity?

Come back tomorrow and see if it's still here.

Come have a look.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on

Come on, Alara. We're very sorry.

Come on, dead guy, get up.

Come on, how terrific is she, huh?

Come on, John. Let's get you out of here.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, let's go check out the cafe.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, man.

Come on, Ty.

Come on, we gotta move.

Come on, you can tell them the truth.

Come on, you know those two.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming from the star?

Commander Bortus is a member of a species called Moclan.

Commander Grayson and I both feel

Commander Grayson cited a fear

Commander Grayson did make a case

Commander Grayson encountered,

Commander Grayson has assigned Lieutenant Lamarr

Commander Grayson, everybody.

Commander Grayson.

Commander,

Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable.

Commander, I am reading a small fluctuation

Commander, I look ridiculous.

Commander, I remind you to use caution.

Commander, I think we're ready.

Commander, permission to

Commander, the Bruidians are asking

Commander, the delegates are at the boiling point.

Commander, the quantum field is destabilizing.

Commander, these readings

Commander, this can't be right.

Continuous time index.

Controlled by their shapes.

Coordinate with Yaphit in engineering.

Could be drugs.

Could be?

Could he be... hiding from the scans somehow?

Could it be an alien life form of some kind?

Could just be background noise.

Could just be equipment malfunction.

Could somebody have put peyote in the food synthesizers?

Could the storm have...

Could they see under a blanket, or...

Could this... Feed turn the public tide in John's favor?

Could unify them in a profound way.

Could you believe it?

Crap

Crap.

Crossed through the anomaly, it momentarily phased

Cultural contamination. I don't need you

Dad, can you just can it for one second, please?

Dad, don't start with that, okay? Please.

Damage report?

Damage report.

Damn it, what did I just say?

Damn it.

Darulio and I made plans to have a drink,

Darulio, wait.

Darulio's the one

Demeaning to the image of someone who is

Desperate, violent.

Detecting debris on the surface.

Did anything happen to you that you can recall

Did it occur to you that Yaphit might be upset?

Did she say Claire's missing?

Did the clown speak?

Did they commit some crime?