Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) Soundboard Edit

A civilian harboring the Autobots has hacked into one of your mini drones.

A couple times a day, these guys are moving

A farrago. An embarrassment.

A handful of Autobots were given sanctuary

A man, me, who is worth over 20 billion dollars is now

A missile hit your engine.

A what?

Ah.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Algorithms!

All right, come on! Come on, let's go!

All right, we're gonna hold the line, then block the bridge!

All right, we're good!

All right, we're not going down without a fight.

All right, yes! I'm sure whatever you want!

All right? You work for me, you get one mistake. One. Understood?

All right. Bring the torch over and help me with the pulley arm.

All right. Okay. All right. I was wrong.

And I am not talking to you! Drive the car!

And I have been busting my ass to take care of you.

And if you can capture it live...

And later, this truck comes to haul him off

And next month, we detonate safely in the Mongolian desert.

And now Galvatron is after that Seed.

And now we can begin to give it

And this messages to my creators

And we can build them better.

And we took it out of you. You're hurt really bad.

And you're one lucky dad to have me.

And, um, the President would, I know, just love...

Apparently the Russians are starting a bidding war

Are you working with lasers? If so, I'm not coming in.

At KSI, we don't use words like that.

Autobots, get this bomb over the bridge and out of the city!

Awesome job!

Back it up! Back it up!

Bee, come on!

Bee, fire the gun!

Bee, stop!

Bee, you gotta move! Duck!

Bee! Twelve o'clock! Cover fire!

Been an unprovoked Autobot attack.

Better hurry, Crosshairs, before we go into space!

Between the military and the Autobots, ending the alliance.

Big boy coming through! Move, move, move.

Box them in

Bumblebee!

But aren't they our friends? Why?

But better in every way.

But carbon dating puts it at 65 million years B.C

But you gotta keep fighting!

Cade Yeager,

Cade! They're going to kill you! Get out of here!

Calling all..

Calm down. Calm down.

Charge!

Cold water, air dry, please.

Come here, you're all right. You're all right.

Come on, Bee, take them out!

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, get in, let's go!

Come on, we got to move! Let's go, move!

Coming through, ladies!

Cracking steel!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Danger! Security breach! Danger...

DEFENSE MINISTER...

Despite his complete and total lack of anything

Did you get the Seed?

Do we look unhappy? Huh? No. It's the greatest day of my life.

Do you know what a flaw is, Wembley? A flaw?

Don't look back.

Engaging rockets.

Especially since our military has worked so closely with them.

Evac! Evac!

Exactly you're hunting the enemy Decepticons left.

Excuse me! Excuse me, ladies! Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Find something to blackmail this company and the government.

For God and country, without any recognition at all!

Get in here. Lock that door.

Get in. Get in.

Get out! All of you!

Get out! Tessa!

Go ahead.

Go back there and lay on the recliner and just wait for a cold one.

Go find my Seed!

Go, go!

Goddamn!

Good move, Bee!

Good, good.

Got a heat sig. Second stack. Closest to the bow.

Grab whatever you think we can use for supplies

Great. Great.

Hang on, I have the White House.

He knows who the son of a bitch is.

He'll have enough to build a massive army

He's not a model train set, Cade.

Here! Take it

Here. Be my guest. Take the gun.

Hey, Yeager Technologies,

Hey, you came to me on this, remember?

Hey, you! Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hold the bomb! I can't hold on!

Hold your fire.

How do you say, Get the fuck out of the way in Chinese?

How fast can that thing get us halfway around the world?

Hurry!

Hurry. We have no time.

I believe you, Dad.

I can't believe him!

I can't get the seat belt off!

I can't. Get out of here.

I control Galvatron. I created him.

I don't want to die like this

I gave you an order!

I had to bust my ass to get up here on this spaceship!

I have served my country for decades of unparalleled prosperity

I have some new data that I discovered and...

I have sworn to never kill humans

I intend to

I know. I know.

I left it here last night. This morning, it's gone.

I lost a sister in Chicago.

I love you.

I made your mother a promise before she passed.

I may have started the apocalypse, but you brought your family

I mean, that's what great inventors do.

I need more Transformium, and I need it now, to build more prototypes.

I saw them board the ship,

I think you and Mr. I Surrender have a lot to catch up about, sweetie.

I thought you knew how to drive this thing! Go!

I trust your species is ready.

I will have my brother come back and beat your ass!

I wouldn't get his hopes up on that one.

I'll kill you!

I'm a nasty woman

I'm getting a text from ll Duce in Hong Kong

I'm going to ask you this once.

I'm going to find some fingerprints

I'm just saying that it's a steady blinking light,

I'm just trying to protect my family, okay?

I'm proud of you.

I'm Shane, and I'm a completely...

I'm sick of this crap. You fly. I shoot.

I'm with Cemetery Wind. We're on the move

If we're traveling, now's the time.

Innocent people die all the time.

Instructions

Intruder alert! Back away from the premises.

It blew up.

It contains our life force and our memories.

It doesn't have a lock.

It is! Whoa!

It upsets the cosmic balance.

It's going to be okay.

It's in pieces, but watch what happens here

It's just us and them.

It's my fight, and you're all gonna die!

It's not normal steel.

It's over.

Joshua Joyce is headed to his factory in Guangzhou, China.

Just give me the word, I'll splatter him.

Just me reporting to me.

Kill anything that moves!

Let the helo know we're moving external!

Let's get out of the car and tell him

Like a hot teenager.

Like a needle in a haystack

Lockdown has Prime. The deal's going down now

Look, I said the essentials, okay?

Look, I want a lawyer.

Look, if that's a Transformer there from the Battle of Chicago,

Look! Look at the hole in the radiator. Look at the size of it

Making a mess out of the universe.

Middle of the night, I thought I heard noises in my house.

Mr. Yeager,

Must take after her mom.

My delicate flower, I can't understand you when you're angry.

My face is my warrant.

Need to know the Seed's estimated blast range.

Never.

No boys, I know. Graduate first.

No financial aid. Great.

No stopping operations

No, I asked for boundless. Transcendent

No, I got your back.

No, I'm not backing out. I just..

No, impossible!

No, no.

No!

No!

No! Please!

No! Please.

No.

No. Not friends. Business. They gave me this bomb

No. You were built.

Now he's got operational control of my other 50

Now they're gonna be looking for us.

Now want us all extinguished.

Oh, I'm about one second away from knocking you out,

Oh, it's the teenager thing that makes it better. Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no

Oh, no, now it's circling back towards us! Hard right! Take a hard right!

Oh, that's festering ugliness.

Oh, that's Leadfoot

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Yeah!

Okay, okay. Very persuasive. Textbook machismo.

Okay, yes. I'll follow you anywhere

Okay.

Once I graduate and I'm gone, who's gonna take care of you?

Once, I spoke to one.

One driver.

Only thing I'm concerned about is you being on my property

Only together can we survive!

Optimus is here!

OPTIMUS ON RADIO. Calling all Autobots

Or is there such a thing?

Or the Exer Mower that I invented? Simply ahead of their time.

Or throw a spiral? Me. That's what I do.

Ow!

Ow! Let me go!

Please don't eat on the tour

Please don't shoot me!

Prepare for interstellar launch.

Punch forward to fire, slide back to reload.

Quickly! I'm setting off Lockdown's grenade!

Remember this ship, Prime?

Road, focus! Stop talking!

Rule? Don't make it sound harsh, okay. It's wisdom

Running out of guns and ammo.

Savages

Savoy, mission accomplished.

Shane, look out!

So I was just gonna take a little drive with some friends

So if you were older and wiser, I wouldn't exist.

So sorry. So sorry.

So today you stand with us...

So we're stealing power now?

So what about the deal? Is it done?

So, I went over my notes from our last meeting,

So, who's the stowaways?

Sold.

Something in here needs to make this family some money

Somewhere along the way, you made billions of dollars

Special government contract.

Spread out! Push right!

Stinger coming online.

Stop!

Take that, bitch!

Take that!

Tess, I'm basically your uncle. Su casa es mi casa.

Tess...

Tessa, run to the field!

Tessa!

Tessa!

Tessa!

Tessa!

Thank you for your efforts, ladies and gentlemen.

That goes on your resume.

That some things should never be invented.

That was cruel.

That was insane!

That was insane!

That's my asset. Pull Galvatron back.

The day millions of people realized that

The kind that cost American lives.

THE LEGEND EXISTS

The world will know what you're doing here.

Their history, their science, everything.

Then I'll crack your head open like an egg!

Then stay under there and shut up!

Then you tell this kid to bring you here every day.

THERE'S A CRISIS IN HONG KONG!

These alien guns kick ass!

They got three ships on them!

They had red, beady eyes. They got all in my lovely locks.

They slaughtered Ratchet!

They turn that corner, and we're gonna take them.

They were not alone.

They're here.

They're in trouble

They're shooting at us!

This is crazy.

This is our military prototype, Galvatron.

This little gentleman has been translating for us

This one's for you, A holes!

This thing still work?

To intercept targets.

Tran... Ugh!

Try it, you'll be dead

Uh oh!

Uh, I don't know. Let me check.

Watch him. I'm going to see what I can find.

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

We can change anything into anything

We dated for a little while.

We got a real dilemma here. Okay? I created incredible robots

We got hostiles coming down the street!

We got three more coming in from that way!

We had a deal. You got what you wanted

WE HAVE FIGHTER JETS ON THE WAY.

We need to know why

We need to know why or we'll never get our lives back.

We were never meant to solve.

We will own the entire robotics industry

We'll lead you out of the city.

We'll let Prime figure this one out.

We're about to break in and it's your idea,

We're about to make the quantum leap

We're done.

We're giving you freedom.

We're going to get you to the roof.

We've got a preexisting juvenile foundational relationship.

We've intercepted the encrypted communications.

Well, I commandeered it. It's my personal prison now

What are you gonna do, play with him?

What haven't you been telling me?

What is that?

What kind of a man betrays his flesh and blood

What was that?

What's happening, baby? Who are they?

What's in it for you is I don't kill you.

What's in it for you?

Whatever.

When I hook this back to a working battery...

When? Where? I don't know. I swear to God.

Where are you going?

Where did you get all this?

Where, Dublin, Texas? Shamrock, Texas?

Who always has to be the grownup around here?

Who fired the anchors?

Whoa, okay! I surrender! I surrender! I surrender!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Why can't I get in touch with you?

Why do you want him?

Why does he keep looking like Megatron?

Why don't you tell Itchy Fingers here that this is all the spoils of war.

Will we ever see you again?

With a dream of making the world a better place

Within that manmade prototype I fought,

Yeah, I got one! Whoo!

Yeah, it goes on all of yours, too!

Yeah, that's not happening ever

Yes. With me, the mistake.

You are free!

You are gonna love this.

You back out on my grass, you're gonna be in big trouble!

You better have a damn good lawyer.

You better have insurance!

You can't go back to the ship, honey!

You don't see who's controlling who.

You have a really bad habit

You have the job!

You have to stop him.

You know how it upsets me.

You know what, it'll save us so much time.

You need to deliver

You promised me human intelligence.

You said they were erotic yet deadly, like women

You see that guy with the gun out there?

You see that? Look at me! We're off the ship, right?

You still happy we met?

You tell Jerry to come see me. I'll give him some pecan pie.

You touch her and I'll kill you!

You'd be proud.

You'll get no sympathy from me.

You're the best, Bee! You are the best.

You're trying to protect your family, that's admirable.

Your company's in serious trouble.

Your prototype's been controlling you.

Come on, you can lead. No, I don't want the gun.

Daddy!

Easy, sweetheart. Okay, okay, okay.

Help me! Just break it! Break the glass!

Hurry, he's launching! All over it, chief.

if that was okay with you

Just let her go! Ow!

Just stop it! What?

Let's go! Daddy, get in the car!

Look out!

Love it Well, I hate it.

Nada. We are all that's left

Now get out of here.

Oh, my God! I'm coming!

Oh, no. Don't shoot. Don't shoot! Call 911! Run!

Open, open, open. Short wall. Short wall.

Ribs? Not a chance

Say it! Okay.

Shane, drive faster! Okay, just calm down.

She needs my help! She's hidden!

Stop the car!

Take them down. What?

We'll find the center core. Let's move.

Whoa! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

You have to contain this! Drive, drive!

You know how those two ended up? In love.

You. Step forward.

You. Who?

'cause I don't care. I'm old, I've already lived long enough.