Ally McBeal (1997) - Season 5 Edit

A good time is just something l happen not to enjoy.

A handful ofgrease in her hair

A judge can't control who a woman can marry.

A lot of my patients lie.

A lot of people were worried, John. Including me.

A man can read that look, especially the apelike men.

A man like me ls dead in places

A mean, vicious woman

A person from one world can't date somebody from another?

A Superior Court judge trying to legislate who a woman can marry.

Acid reflux is a curse.

Actually, that's exactly what I came to say to you.

Actually, would you mind stepping in here?

After the case is over, you wanna date? Look at Glenn. What a clown.

Again, I just thought I'd offer. The draft is on your desk.

Again, l apologize for having to involve you both. I couldn't avoid it.

All because of his wanton, predatory. . .

All during discovery, he made sexual advances at me.

All I have to do is snap my finger.

All I need is a little toning. Just you wait and see.

All l was doing with Ms. Warner was trying to exploit a weakness.

All of the lonely nights Waiting for you to come

All right, carry on.

All right, quiet!

All right. Got it.

All the time.

All these racers and farm hands.

All those lonely lonely times

Allison, give me your tapered hand.

Allison.

Ally and Richard missed you. Perhaps Corretta did too.

Ally goes for damaged goods. She's damaged goods.

Ally, give me your hand.

Ally, I know life. And I know love.

Ally, is this the adult way to handle this?

Ally, it would be an adjustment for me, but I would be okay with it.

Ally, l

Ally, l

Ally, you're 31 , and it's just too reckless to be with a 28 year old?

ALLY: Just as l was about to personally compute his sperm count....

ALLY: l was getting worked up.

ALLY: l was really going

Ally?

Ally?

Ally's handled a lot of sexual harassment.

Am I being silly? lf so, I wouldn't be the first fool.

Am I in a crisis? This could be a really bad sign.

And as a result of this behavior?

And as far as bodyguards go, he's cute.

And for you to notice that so immediately. . .

And he said, "If what they feel is a fraction. . .

And he's a lawyer, so he's not that stupid, just a little misguided.

And I don't like you telling me how, when I meet a man, I check my breasts.

And I have made mistakes in my life That ljust can 't hide

And I have made mistakes in my life That ljust can 't hide

And I like you.

And I still love you. And I know we're not right for each other.

And I want it to be, it's just. . . .

And I'm not usually big on samplers.

And if it's strategy, anything goes?

And if we're gonna work together, I gotta get that out there.

And if you still think the Larrys of this world are right. . .

And if you take away someone's ability to find love, to have a family. . .

And in that second, l actually was attracted to her.

And it's just great to know you.

And l guess l never told you

And l have made mistakes in my life That ljust can 't hide

And l have made mistakes in my life That ljust can 't hide

And l realized people can become what they are in the eyes of others.

And maybe it would be really good for me, but

And not just as friends.

And once l get going on the dance floor. . . .

And part of a lawyer's strategy is to rile his opponent, disrupt her rhythm.

And perception is part of our business. That's a reality.

And she got this look. . . . I swear, it's like she wanted to kiss me.

And she loves this man. E pluribus costs.

And since we've done Frank, l thought tonight we'd do a little Elvis.

And somewhere out there. .

And that it was strange Glenn and everybody would forget my birthday.

And the message of the song, specifically to me?

And there are other fools out there. Bigger fools. Maybe some even here.

And we do. But underneath that, we want a guy who can beat up other guys.

And we win sometimes, and other times not.

And when l dance, l can get. . . .

And when the drummer starts Beating that beat

And with the right lighting, you're cuter.

And with this whole new prospect that there might not be a tomorrow

And you heard Mr. Fernwall admit it wasn't fair.

And you know where this line is?

And you walked out on that.

And you? Well, this life is your very first.

And you're a great guy. Would it be awkward for me at first? Absolutely.

And you've always had this intuition about my life.

And, Glenn, you're a great guy.

Another toast.

Any man who has his lady hot on the dance floor. . .

Anyway, l told you l'm not gonna go there.

Anyway, thanks for looking after her.

Are we an inferior gender?

Are you and Jenny gonna be able to work together?

Are you ready for the deposition?

Are you ready For this thing called love?

Are you suggesting you should lose your job for it?

Aren't you excited about our double date?

As a matter of fact. . . .

As a woman, l'm totally offended by Mr. Milbury's conduct.

As long as you're not looking for a notch on your belt.

As opposed to what? As opposed to never seeing each other again?

At your age, I looked for everything in a man. Now, I compartmentalize.

Attention, please. We have a birthday girl with us, Jenny Shaw.

Aware of the power one has to undermine the esteem of others.

Baby

Baby

Baby, you're the one That I really miss

BAILIFF: Case number 3 2 4 4 8. Stevenson versus Forester.

BAILIFF: Case number 3 2 6. Boring. I want the TV station one.

Basically. And how do l do that by defending a skirt chasing ape?

Because men no longer considered her a sexual object.

Because that's what happens

Because the one thing you and l will always have is honesty.

Believe that?

Better I should run, 'cause it might not be right tomorrow?

Boy, he's really gone.

Bringing your love to me

Business comes from socializing, parties where spouses attend.

But for you to try to fob me off on your best friend. . .

But he wouldn't just say, "Let's have dinner. "

But I do know something about relationships.

But I wait a million years Walk a million miles

But in the long run, you know Let me ask you a question.

But it's not wise to let him go uncontested either.

But it's the good ones, ones like Ms. Beckenworth. . .

But l guess that isn't it, and everybody just forgot

But l would never, l mean, without, unless Forget it.

But l'm outraged by the plaintiff's suggestion that because we're women. . .

But Larry, you know, he was a man.

But not too much to put off the women, right?

But part of you wants that little gumdrop stuck in your teeth.

But sometimes when we're alone together and talking quietly. .

But that's unconstitutional. Pursuit of happiness, e pluribus unum.

But the attraction is of the affair variety. There will be casualties.

But the ringer should be loud so the help can hear it.

But to entrust her with managing my money, that's different.

But to say that rises to harassment, making way for damages. . .

But what?

But with women, l found they have an innate predisposition to thinking:

But you consider the women. . . . Kimmy needed her mother to chaperone.

But you will tell the truth about this case, right?

But you're committed to the ideal that a woman is what she wears.

But your mistake was thinking l'd care.

Buzzing around like hornets.

By that time, the truth doesn't matter as much.

By the way, you strike me as the most honest person I've ever met.

CAGE: Oh. Mmm

Call me an oink, but l think he still loves her.

Call me crazy, but a 50 year old woman who trots around with boys. . .

Can I ask you one question? Assuming you do speak.

Can l help you?

Can l say something?

Carry on, then.

Carry on.

Certainly. Isn't she lovely? She's gor Gorgeous.

Christmas is nothing compared with Christmas Eve.

Claire, this is Glenn Foy, Ally McBeal.

Claire, you're suing the phone companies. Many of them, in fact.

Close our eyes and dream of owning oceanfront property.

Come on Robert Johnson Though we're worlds apart

Come on, let's go meet my new stepdad

Come on. Food's good. But since you brought it up. . .

Corretta is second chair. So off to court we go

Corretta, if you could come out? l'm going to address the office.

Corretta, let's go. John, welcome back. We'll discuss later.

Could you raise children with him?

Could you sit by a fire, talking about life. . .

Could you suspend activity with the burger?

Could you tell us how this is relevant, Raymond?

COURT OFFICER: Miss. OTOMS: What?

Cry a million tears

Customers wouldn't be comfortable with her dating a younger man?

Cute.

Did I mention he graduated from Yale?

Did the defendant ever get physical with you?

Did you ever consider that we'd start spending the night together?

Did you hear? Glenn and Jenny just got back together.

Did you know that frankfurters are made of intestines?

Did you strip naked for a seminude layout?

Did you suffer any damages as a result of this solicitation?

Didn't change my life. But it wasn't terrible, I admit that.

Didn't you, Jenny?

Dinner? How about you, me, Jenny and Thin Mint?

Do I strike you as a person capable of the whole truth?

Do you ever think of me as. . .?

Do you know it reminds me of frankfurters?

Do you think that's appropriate talk?

Do you think you could come off Homo sapien?

Don 't come from me and you lt comes from up above

Don 't feel nothing ljust feel cold

Don't ask me. Why are you two not looking at each other?

Don't fence it.

Don't you "bygones" me, damn it!

Don't you all have a massive deposition tomorrow on your class action suit?

Don't you love the band? They're gorgeous, aren't they?

Down in Louisiana Where the alligators grow so mean

E ticket? Hit me.

Elaine, it's Jenny's birthday. Could you sing at the bar?

Elton John is in the bar, and we're stuck up here preparing for trial.

Especially in today's volatile market.

Especially where logic is your stated goal. I love Tim Boyle.

Especially women who dress to accentuate their beauty.

Even if he bags groceries, he's the one I choose to be with.

Every Friday night, we'd roll into a different fairground. . .

Every time you walk in the room, she does the head thing. She looks down.

Everybody knows. Richard had an open house after he took it over

Everybody said it was a shame

Everything is sweet

Exactly.

Excuse me. The clerk just called.

Excuse us for one second. Jenny?

Fear of Flirting

Fine, then. Think what you want, but l want her to go out with a good guy.

Fired? You said they were making you managing partner.

First dates. Boom. Friends calling friends. Boom, boom!

First of all, to the ladies for looking beautiful.

First of all, you need to calm down. Second, we cannot lose on purpose.

First time you guys slept together.

First up. . . . Where is everybody? It's past 9:00. John, isn't it past 9?

First, a reminder. Ling's television show begins airing today. . .

Fixing your hair, putting on a pretty dress.

For carnal togetherness? Let him at least know it's coming.

For me to risk hurting her, it'd have to be for a greater emotional good.

For someone so open minded, do you even care to hear my side of the story?

For the first time, l truly understand what l was.

For their sake, if not Sarah Warner's, let's dial the code of conduct. . .

For you? Well, l have a test for that, and answer me honestly.

For your own clarity, you should be clear that Jenny and l. .

Forget lawyers treating their learned brothers and sisters with respect.

Forgive me, Your Majesty, I suffer from acid reflux.

Frances. One second.

Free fall with the transitional boy. It's true love's way.

Funny how Jenny's name keeps coming up when you and I are alone.

Funny how we keep ending up alone.

Gerard Billow knows Nancy Gower's past. They both love each other.

Gerard knows all about my past.

Gerard?

Get a spare minute, and we ponder the fixed rate versus the variable.

Get me water.

Get these musicians in here. I'll listen for myself. That's a cut.

Getting ready to leave, huh?

Give me your hand

Glenn, l'm older. Could you permit me to be wiser for one second?

GLENN: A monopolistic phone company. Taxi!

GLENN: Look, you're going down.

Glenn.

Gonna get you, girl From this illusion

Gonna save your heart

Gonna set this dance alight

Good

Good night, cute boy.

Good night, Glenn.

Good night.

Good night.

Good.

Got it.

Got it.

Great, l'll tell Jenny. She'd love it.

Guilt is stopping you from pursuing Ally, and. . .

Guys can tell when girls are interested. I can tell you like me

Hair and face I don't touch, except for the eyebrows

Half the people who wed divorce because they cling to time honored illusions:

Hard to tell. Could be 'cause I don't care.

He

He argued that the court should witness the demeanor of the plaintiff.

He had the frequency changed. Here, use mine.

He likes to rattle women by playing the Neanderthal card. Don't bite.

He nails that beat With a syncopated rhythm with a

He once referred to me as sexy right in open court. He would

He represents so many things l want in a man, and he'd be a great father.

He sought refuge there. He left me a note that said he was leaving.

He thinks you still love me because of the song.

He told me he'd had a dream that we were doing karaoke together.

He told me that he loved me deeply. . .

He was asking my permission to date you.

He was good. He didn't even waive his right to be a pig. . .

He was the first to ask me to tune his skin flute. He actually said that.

He won't want a woman who sleeps with every Tom, Dick and Larry Harry.

He would openly compliment my clothing in front of the jury.

He's a dink.

He's a kid, Mom. Why are you with him, for God's sake?

He's an undercover policeman working on a sting.

He's getting ready to tour or something. He's trying out material.

He's getting ready to tour or something. He's trying out material.

He's hitting one of mine.

He's jumping out of walls while l'm on the toilet.

He's missing. He left a note saying not to worry.

He's never left before. Maybe he's having a breakdown.

He's still there.

Heavy eyebrows translate to higher sperm count.

Hello, little Jenny, you're lovely.

Hello. I'm Claire Otoms.

Hello. Is this seat taken?

Hello. When do we start our depositions?

Here I have a boring little man with a boring little case about defective wax.

Here they are.

Here we go. Time is my money.

Hers is undermined by her dating a 20 year old.

Hey

Hey, guys.

Hey, Jenny.

Hey, John.

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hi. What's up?

His word is he'd be okay with it.

Hole?

How about a 50 year old man and a 22 year old woman?

How can I get to the mother? There's gotta be a way.

How can it make sense to bring me in on the eve of trial?

How can you tell that I like you?

How did you know l went? lt was last second.

How do you know about my hole?

How many lawyers could scare the phone giants?

How old are you?

How will you feel if he were to kiss me, or ?

How? Find a guy who plays Pop Warner? Maybe you could fix me up.

How's it been working with Jenny so far?

However, likening the annoyance to the leaf blower. . .

However, our justice system does provide for second chances. . .

Hurry up and play.

I adore the young. They say that youth is wasted on the young.

I ain 't no porcupine Take off your kid gloves

I almost kissed him today. Glenn.

I am a fairly attractive woman, and l have fertile eggs.

I am an automobile aficionado.

I am totally with Glenn

I appreciate your opinion, but allow me to decide who l want to be with.

I became so self conscious, l couldn't perform as a lawyer.

I came to hire this firm. This place specializes in sexual harassment law.

I can do that.

I can excite younger women, but I can't fulfill them.

I can pick it up from where I sit.

I can't be sure, but I think that my client just called me a fool in court.

I can't believe we won in court. Can you?

I can't get her out of my mind. I want to tell her everything about me.

I can't say l recall a single race, but what l do remember vividly. . .

I choose not to be with somebody who loves somebody else.

I coughed. I got something stuck up in my throat.

I could be wrong, but you were reaching out for money, weren't you?

I could not move.

I could tell people you're ugly, but how do they know I'm telling the truth?

I did that not to convey any interest. . .

I did.

I didn't give it to him. So much for your little theory.

I do. Up close, you're really cute.

I don 'tjust behold everybody as my partner, my friend, my colleague.

I don't give it to people I don't know. So I'll show you. . .

I don't have a problem with you guys going out. . .

I don't have anybody specific in mind.

I don't know. . . .

I don't know. Why?

I don't like to admit this, though I'm not ashamed of it. . . .

I don't mean to suggest love can be bought

I don't need special protection. I don't want it.

I don't really know Timothy Boyle.

I don't really turn to liquid. If anything, I become more

I don't think either of us is getting any tonight.

I don't wanna go out with him, so you don't have to worry.

I don't want this case to be over. It's a cash cow

I explained to Claire the importance of this deposition.

I feel I already know you, if Jenny is any indication.

I feel sort of like an old soul. I've been here before.

I find myself becoming increasingly attracted to you.

I fired my last lawyer. The judge isn't going to give me another continuance.

I forgot about the merits.

I got a whole lot of kisses Baby, you've been missing

I got myself together Now I'm ready to sing

I got myself together Now l'm ready to sing

I got myself together Yeah, now I'm ready to sing

I got myself together Yeah, now l'm ready to sing

I guess l'm just curious why you've trusted all of this to freckles.

I guess, now.

I have a lot of women lawyer friends who litigate. They can take it too.

I have a pretty good idea when somebody's not right for me.

I have no doubt that it would be fun.

I have no idea. I'm gonna see him this morning.

I have plans.

I have the draft of. . .

I have to have that woman. You catch the wattle on her?

I have waxed many vehicles. Their product is defective.

I haven't even admitted that to my therapist.

I hired you because you're great. I'll deny ever having said it.

I just felt silly, and that it was wrong for us. . .

I just needed a place to escape. I thought you were out.

I keep thinking Frances is speaking to us sometimes. You, actually.

I keep thinking Frances is speaking to us sometimes. You, actually.

I kissed him. Raymond.

I know it's none of my business, but you referred to your life as "Ioveless. "

I know Jenny has stressed this, but I want you to hear it from me.

I like him. You know, l think he's cute.

I live in a colonial home. I love the word "colonial. " Don't you?

I live in a supposedly peaceful neighborhood, Your Honor.

I look forward to girl talk sessions about d****s, clothes, guys. . .

I lost that case due to my rattled, scattered demeanor.

I love foreheads, and you have the sexiest forehead.

I love those qualities in a person. I'd want to date her.

I made a promise to myself that when I die. . .

I may have rattled Sarah Warner, but part of her liked it

I mean, it might be a little hard to call him "Dad" . . .

I mean, Judge Judy makes seven figures a year.

I missed you every time l opened the freezer and saw the frozen peas.

I most certainly did. Those wretched people called me over and over. . .

I must tell you, l've been a crook. You need to know.

I need you so desperately Waiting for you to come

I need you to limit your testimony to the calls from the phone company.

I need you.

I never said that l make complete sense.

I only get it when I'm nervous. It affects my voice. It's horrible.

I owe you. I'll be right back with the file.

I paid for law school by doing men makeovers.

I planned an outdoor birthday party for over 200 people.

I prepped her by phone. She's been at her summer house.

I pulled her even tighter.

I read it in class. If you want to be a writer, you have to reveal yourself.

I remember how devalued l felt in that moment.

I said to Glenn l thought you were cute. I never. . . .

I scammed older men. I pretended to be in love with them.

I see a lot of babies, but those just take my breath away.

I see. And what you're really about is world peace.

I so prefer the deaf to the blind.

I still love you, Jen.

I suppose that good things can come in younger packages, so we'll see.

I swim the deepest sea Climb the highest hill

I think Glenn wants you to date me.

I think Judge Turanball was trying to protect potential victims.

I think l should sing. You look good when you sing up there.

I think perhaps l realized that what l was looking for. . .

I think she likes you.

I think you and l come from different worlds.

I thought about last night, and l'm willing to wait as long as you want.

I thought it was ridiculous too.

I told him there just aren't a lot of songs like "Let's Just Be Friends. "

I understand. Thank you again.

I understand. Which is an obstacle. But

I Want Love

I want love and everything, but. . .

I wanted to go further last night.

I was arrested, and as part of my sentence. . .

I was just looking into his eyes, and I think that. . . .

I was just thinking about taking a few days off.

I was just thinking, remember the first time you and I actually met?

I was kidding. It would take a sense of humor to live in Detroit.

I was showing her how l kissed the plaintiff. But as it was, she's cute.

I was the bride. Forgive me. He called me a rock then too.

I was trying to remember the people. . . .

I was wondering if you had an intuition that something was in the cards for me.

I wasn't prepared for it, that's all. You're such a little thing.

I watched you sing to her. I know when somebody loves somebody.

I watched you watch her at dinner.

I welcomed his fat, horny tongue all the way back to my esophagus.

I went back to some of those fairgrounds.

I will. Oh, my God!

I wish l could offer something more complicated. I can't.

I won't ask. I'm just gonna take the bench and look stunning.

I won't ask. I'm just gonna take the bench and look stunning.

I wonder if I'm missing something when my second and third chairs. . .

I wouldn't expect you to be in such a good mood after losing.

I, uh. . . .

I. . . .

I'd question his judgment as well.

I'd recommend that he go away to a spa for a week. . .

I'll go to his house tomorrow and check, okay?

I'll just say this. I'm not great at being genuine, since

I'm a judge, I shouldn't have to walk around.

I'm afraid that he's gonna think l'm one of those. . .

I'm confused.

I'm fine, Glenn. I'm not easily intimidated.

I'm getting married.

I'm glad you're back. I just wish l knew why you went away.

I'm gonna tell you about this so you understand what l'm talking about

I'm guilty. Now, let's get started. How you doing?

I'm her ex. Could you be friends with your lover's ex?

I'm here! lsn't this exciting? And what a historic old room this is.

I'm in the next courtroom over. My chambers is on this side.

I'm just tired, and l need a few days to rest, okay?

I'm no good live

I'm no psychiatrist, but usually when people act out. . .

I'm not comfortable with. . . .

I'm not messing with you.

I'm not sure I want a makeover, but I have a friend who is curious

I'm not sure l deserve one.

I'm not sure.

I'm not the person l used to be. I promise you that.

I'm on my way.

I'm practical.

I'm really not this insecure, it's just, at the moment. . . .

I'm saying that I live for tomorrow. My whole world is about the future.

I'm so happy that you're mine

I'm so sorry. I never meant

I'm sorry you had to be involved, but she wouldn't take the ring.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We were convinced you'd try to strike again.

I'm standing nose to nose with a gorgeous woman, who smells good.

I'm sure Glenn will second chair.

I'm sure it's possible.

I'm sure my friend would say that's ridiculous.

I'm surprised to see you predisposed toward fun.

I'm Todd Paradiseo, general manager of WGBD, the station that

I'm told you have this amazing little dwarf here called The Croissant.

I'm wading out this muddy water Been stranded in the wasteland

I'm way past wanting to be together. But I still love you.

I'm your date. Stick up for my ears instead of Jenny's.

I've been down this road

I've been down this road

I've been in between relationships for, you know, ever.

I've been searching my soul tonight I know there's so much more to life

I've been searching my soul tonight I know there's so much more to life

I've been searching my soul tonight l know there's so much more to life

I've been searching my soul tonight l know there's so much more to life

I've considered it.

I've found myself, Nelle. I knew l eventually would.

I've got a good mind to use that as a deterrent: "Please call back. . .

I've studied up more for urine tests.

I've turned the ringer up, because my hearing is. . . . My hearing is wonderful!

If he starts to grind up there, l'll vomit.

If he's intimate with a woman, she's going to discover the truth.

If it means harassing your opponent, committing a sexual battery even. . .

If l can inspire girls to go to law school. . .

If l'm gonna be your lawyer, l won't be your puppet.

If Mr. Boyle is kind, if he makes her laugh, if she's attracted to him. . .

If not out of conscience, then how about leadership?

If she wouldn't interrupt. Which is what she did that day.

If that's not adult, then goo, goo, goo. Goodbye.

If the answer's "no," would you object to me dating your mother?

If the car fits, drive it.

If we were to go out, either of two things could happen:

If you ask me, you seem like you'd be great together.

If you change your mind I'm the fiirst in line

If you come back home

If you don't tell us how you've been harmed, I might dismiss the case.

If you knew the time, why didn't you just tell me?

If you love him, I'm happy for you.

If you want to go out with Ally, you can.

If you're not happy, pretend that you are. It's the trappings.

If you're not interested, fine. But don't say no out of maturity.

Ijust never took the time

In fact, he's the best man I know, and you might be the best woman, so. . .

In fact, l've sometimes flirted slightly with male jurors.

In Guess Who 's Coming to Dinner, Spencer Tracy didn't want. . .

In her whole life, two.

In the alternative, we order the defendant to pay $620,000.

In the matter of Warner v. Milbury, we find in favor of the plaintiff. . .

In the meantime, stay out of my office.

In the nude. He said l had a talent with the mike. It was phallic.

In your closing, you'll no doubt be calling me a "chauvinistic oaf. "

Is it gonna be a long speech or. . .?

Is it possible. . .

Is it the whitener in your toothpaste?

Is it your testimony, sir, your decision not to invest with Braxton/Moses. . .

Is that a reason to ?

Is that what you want?

Is this the most insane idea, to try to work together?

Is this true?

Isn't it disrespectful to just move in?

Isn't this exciting? It's like being on TV.

Isometrics. Increases the blood flow. It's an anti aging technique.

It actually dulled it. Their wax made the color duller than before.

It always got you.

It could be another spa, it could be he's tired. . . .

It involved a long standing client, which l also lost.

It is imperative that they trust our judgment.

It is true. I don't wanna sleep with Glenn.

It keeps him from marrying the woman he loves.

It means she wants to ski, but she's afraid to grab the rope.

It said he was safe. He's probably at some Club Med

It seems like when we're together, we do nothing but fight, but l love you.

It was a gut feeling, I admit, but when you're about to plunk down $6 million. . .

It was a transparent reference to a sexual act.

It was an attempt to reduce me in the eyes of the jury.

It was intentional.

It was sacred, Richard. A man's hole is his temple.

It was unacceptable.

It was your favorite part of a Friday night.

It wouldn't be that. I promise.

It wouldn't bother me, except I enjoy them. They're wonderful.

It wouldn't work out and that would be awkward because we work together. . .

It's 7:00 And I wanna rock

It's 9: 1 5. Yeah, my stomach just growls for a Whopper.

It's a dreadful annoyance. I come home and the telephone nearly assaults me.

It's a little unusual to meet someone and feel. . .

It's a private thought.

It's a terrible thing, trying to relax in the comfort of your own home. . .

It's a war. And you know what? l can take it.

It's all about winning. If you do, you're successful

It's all right, dear. You're lovely. You are lovely.

It's Capelini v. Bugle.

It's fine.

It's Friday night.

It's getting late Have you seen my mates?

It's just a matter of time Before you make up your mind

It's just that l think Glenn is a boy, a cute boy.

It's just, when you practice law with somebody you love

It's mine.

It's nearly 9:00. Could we resume this on Monday?

It's not who you are, so l can only assume. . .

It's obvious whoever raised her had to have a marvelous set of hangers.

It's often a very mysterious journey.

It's one thing to admire tradition, it's another to cling to it.

It's only about sex. About welcoming his little thing into the canal. . .

It's opened up the same Pandora's box.

It's something in John's note, reading between the lines.

It's subtle, but on a sunny day the deficit is detectable.

It's the trappings, sometimes.

It's too soon.

It's up to the judge to make them feel stupid

It's up to the president to do that. Separation of powers.

It's very hard to do. I know you.

It's where a lot of women look first.

It's your big witness. Your case depends on her testimony.

Jen. . . .

Jenny

Jenny

Jenny was good in court. I haven't really checked Glenn out yet.

Jenny, can I steal you a second?

JENNY: Hello. Well, hi. What?

JENNY: Look at them. They're like little kids.

JENNY: Mom.

Jenny.

Jenny.

Jenny. Have you been crying?

Jenny. How you doing? Ever see those old, wrinkled people on the street?

Jenny's gut. I've never known it to be wrong.

John is going through something. He'll be back.

John, we both know what's going on here.

John, we're senior partners. If they can't respect you, that leaves me.

John, you know what? You're not merely my friend, are you?

John?

John.

John.

John. John.

John's gone. Don't ask me where, but he's gone.

Judge Ling

Judge Ling, this is meant to be.

Judge Ling. I like it.

JUDGE: lt was not an abuse of discretion to issue a restraint. . .

JUDGE: You've reached a verdict? We have, Your Honor.

Judgment for the defendant. That's a cut.

Juries love to whack the rich and powerful.

Jury's back.

Just a little smile here or there. Nothing big.

Just a minute!

Just close your eyes and pretend you're with the man you love.

Just go with it.

Just relax.

Just to have you near me

Kidding. Did you?

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your service. We're adjourned

Larry walked out without saying goodbye. Men don't do that.

Larry.

Last night, l got this sudden hit. . .

Late for court, Richard.

Later, Glenn.

Let it heal.

Let me speak as if l was your friend. You really have a problem

Let yourself go, Allison.

Let's all take a deep breath and say, "We're gonna be in a good mood. "

Let's go. Let's go. We got a cab. We got a cab. We got a cab.

Ling, you've been summoned by the Chief Justice of the Superior Court.

LING: You have a legitimate complaint, ma 'am.

Listen, if you love this boy

Listen, thanks. You saved my life today.

Listen. . . .

Listen. I enjoyed the kiss, by the way.

Little things l should Have said and done

Longing to hold you tight

Look at the way those clothes hang off her. She's lovely.

Look at this paneling. It goes so well with this frock. I'm glad I wore it.

Look, Glenn.

Look, I couldjust laugh I suppose, but I cry

Look, it's obvious. You'd like to date Glenn. . .

Look, let's have dinner tonight. Can we do that?

Looking for love All the wrong places

Lost and Found

Lot of talent here, Simon. Got your soft serve, your thin mint.

Love her.

Love her.

Love is gonna win Love is gonna win

Love is the grandest of choices.

Made the alligators look tame Polk salad Annie

Make up your mind It's just a question of when

Makes me want to move my body Yeah yeah yeah

Makes you just want to quit the law and breed. Ling Woo, birth mother.

Making advances on opposing counsel for the purpose of harassing her.

Married?

Maybe he loved somebody deeply who couldn't love him back.

Maybe if I go dance near her, she'll pick up my scent.

Maybe if they'd smoked, they never would have become old.

Maybe it is.

Maybe l didn 't hold you

Maybe, in part. I just needed some time to take measure of a few things.

Me not wanting to go out? Did that spur it on?

Me? And what is she saying?

Me? And what is she saying?

Melanie barked during sex. Only freakish women are drawn to me.

Members of the jury, this concludes your service. We're adjourned

Men are drawn to beautiful women. You want to use me for bait. Ling too.

Men like you don't suddenly become pensive. Something's wrong.

Mess yourself up. Sprout a pimple. Anything to reveal a hint of character.

Mine. Raymond's being sued for sexual harassment. Big shock.

Missed you too.

Money. There, you've heard it.

Most like to make the other guy feel unprepared or overwhelmed.

Mostly about Glenn. He's my best friend.

Mr. Billow, this woman is a con artist.

Mr. Milbury represented the defendant, l represented the plaintiff.

Mr. Milbury wasn't the first opposing attorney to find you attractive?

Mr. Pax, I have a problem.

Ms. McBeal?

Ms. Shaw, don't you see the defendant's point of view?

Ms. Shaw? Richard Fish. It's nice to meet you.

My belt is all talk. You know that better than anybody

My case, Gower v. Massachusetts. . .

My character wasn't growing enough.

My father once told me that every time I screw up, I pop a freckle. And look.

My love is your love Now and forever

My mistake.

My mother used to complain that men considered her a sexual object.

My old man 's drunker Than a barrelful of monkeys

My sister looks cute ln her braces and boots

My uncle used to say, "Laughing and riding a bicycle. . .

Nancy, will you marry me?

Neither does Ally, does she?

Never mind your behavior. In business? Ruthless. That's praise.

Never occurred to me, but the danger would be. . .?

No

No

No judge can do that, even superior ones.

No judicial branch should get involved in domestic relations.

No, but telling me he polished the pink helmet with me in mind. . .

No, don't do that. He'd only enjoy it.

No, he isn't. You said he couldn't hit a note

No, if you want to date Raymond, there's nothing wrong with that

No, it isn't.

No, it's all up to Jenny now. She's a good closer, right?

No, l could use some time off, actually

No, l'm saying l could be okay with it, ultimately. I'm asking, could you?

No, no. I'm not afraid, I'm just. . . .

No, that was just an expression.