Umbrella Academy (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A climber must possess the wisdom to determine...

A controlled alpine descent

A controlled environment has proven ideal

A dangerous looking back, a dangerous trembling and halting."

A family matter.

A fantasy.

A few dishonorable discharges. They're all hotheads. One and all.

A glass of orange juice or some eggs?

A group of heavily armed men stormed the bank not three hours ago

A hard thing for a little girl to hear

A jack pine warbler, also known as a Kirtland... warbler, very rare.

A kid with a shrapnel wound might raise some questions.

A kind man.

A lie.

A lifetime.

A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.

A little word of advice, my boy.

A lonely boy.

A lot of changes since you left the Commission.

A lot of things.

A muted voice,

A nest to fly to when they're tired.

A new partner.

A new position back at the Commission,

A random fingerprint from a 1930s cold case, and...

A rope over an abyss.

A rule written by a bureaucrat

A screen anchor must be used

A spatial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel.

A squirrel racing up a tree.

A squirrel racing up a tree.

A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.

A therapist. I could give you her information.

A total failure.

A travel agency?

A woman called The Handler.

A woman went into labor.

Aah, I'm goin' home. I... I have to go home. I'm so dope sick.

Aah! I'm going through puberty.

About summoning up your family to stop the apocalypse...

About the accident in the Bearskin Tavern parking lot last night.

About the apocalypse when you spoke to him?

About the night that this place got shot up?

Absolutely nothing.

Acquires his weekly roast.

Actually, it was Miss Vanya.

Actually, that's... why I'm here.

Add it to my collection!

Adopted sons... happened to be able

Afraid of our power.

Afraid of what? The dark?

After 12 days of success,

After all,

After everything he did to you?

After everything that's happened?

After everything we just went through?

After the funeral.

After the guys in masks attacked the Academy,

After your accident,

Again?

Again?

Again.

Again.

Agnes, I promise you, no matter what, I will be back for you.

Agnes!

Agnes.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah. Careful, Dad.

Ah, inspiring leadership.

Ah, Miss Allison.

Ah, my wife's not gonna believe it.

Ah, shit!

Ah, shit.

Ah, shit.

Ah, that's an exaggeration. I don't drink too much.

Ah, the best of the best.

Ah, there's nothin' like a little...

Ah, yes, I know, but I'm sober. Ta da!

Ah, yes, your autobiography.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you gotta cut down on that fast food, soldier.

Ah, you said it yourself. He was depressed.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! I love your apartment.

Ah! Oh, I needed that.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Of course you do.

Ah. Oh, and, uh...

Ah. What is she doing here?

Ah...

Aka Leonard Peabody.

Al... Allison, Allison!

All 23 and a half million of them.

All day, every day.

All he ever wanted was to be heard, to be loved.

All I ever wanted was to be a good sister to you.

All I remember is he wanted directions

All of them?

All of this,

All our faces are burnt off.

All quick and efficient kills.

All right, I guess I'll see you guys in, what, ten years?

All right, it's showtime, baby

All right, lady. I'll let him know you called.

All right, then, this is the closest thing to a quorum...

All right! Come on, Hazel!

All right?

All right? God knows, I've tried, but he is as he was in life,

All right? I am fine.

All right? My brother's just had a few too many.

All right? We come at her from all angles.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. I... I'll give you proof.

All right. I'll be the first to admit..

All righty.

All that stuff he was saying before...

All the casings are .223s.

All the correspondence I sent down from the Moon?

All the people on this floor are case managers,

All the what ifs start to haunt you, you know?

All these materials, this is what I'd use on a normal house...

All things considered.

All this, all these... people, they'll be gone and they have...

All those moments with Mom, the things she said.

All those years by yourself.

All you wanted to do was forget this place ever existed, so...

Allison freakin' Hargreeves.

Allison frickin' Hargreeves, man, oh, man.

Allison Hargreeves...

Allison is in danger.

Allison was right.

Allison, I can't let you do that, all right?

Allison, I'm so sorry I wasn't there.

Allison, I'm so sorry.

Allison, please.

Allison, wait.

Allison, what are you doing down here? You should be in bed.

Allison, will you wear Valentino to the funeral?

Allison!

Allison!

Allison! No!

Allison?

Allison?

Allison? Oh... I'm here.

Allison.

Allison.

Allison.

Allison.

Allison. Jeez...

Almost 13 years.

Almost didn't see you.

Almost safely.

Alone in this huge house for so long.

Alone with you.

Alone.

Along with a contingent of Texas Rangers.

Although there's been no activity for a few minutes,

Although,

Although, come to think of it, there was one thing.

Am I supposed to point my fingers? Is...?

Amongst your friends.

Amputee hookers, whatever.

An efficiency I'm sure you above all people can appreciate, Number Five.

An entire square block. Forty two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms,

An outsider whose family was cruel to him.

And all of a sudden you're giving me dating advice?

And all that...

And all you can think about is getting high?

And an end to this ceaseless travel.

And around the buttocks.

And ask her what happened?

And begun their training for the day.

And believe me when I tell you,

And bring unwanted attention on yourselves and the Commission.

And by the time I got back in here...

And can you tell me what happened?

And Dave?

And despite everything, I'm...

And do you understand that the children can never know?

And do you understand that the children can never know?

And don't give me any of this "It's none of your business" crap, all right?

And earlier at the house, he was the one who saved Diego's life,

And earthly physics?

And eat doughnuts till we puked.

And experiment with vegan doughnuts.

And fast, okay? She could be anywhere.

And focus on one.

And for the first time, someone thinks I'm special.

And for what?

And for you, when you feel a strong emotion,

And from the man.

And get me a beer.

And get over yourselves, we're screwed.

And Grace...

And he is! He's dead

And he programmed her to be a mom, to be our mom.

And he wouldn't be able to find us, so he'd leave again.

And here I thought you were the smart one.

And here we go.

And here you are, only thinking about getting your dick wet.

And how could I presume to be worthy of their attention?

And how I've barely even scratched the surface of my...

And how many years have you been stuck at third chair?

And hurry up about it!

And I do not need... I do not want your help.

And I don't know what to do.

And I gotta listen to you complain about that, too.

And I had to do what was necessary.

And I have no idea how to stop it.

And I have no intention of letting it go.

And I just felt so lost and alone.

And I know it sounds crazy, but we were in his house.

And I know the pain you'll be in when you leave it and wake up...

And I love her.

And I love them.

And I nicely asked their leader

And I promise, one day, you will be.

And I ran out yesterday, and I feel great.

And I saw the tape just sitting there.

And I shall miss him very much.

And I should stop... talking.

And I think the guy that put him in this hospital has her.

And I used to think it was Dad's fault, but he's dead.

And I wanted to stop them, but I... I couldn't.

And I was giving him daily updates on the conditions, I sent field samples.

And I was still stuck here, alone with Dad in this shitty old house.

And I was... I was angry, and...

And I won't either.

And I won't let you wake up alone.

And I...

And I'm gonna see to it they pay.

And if Ben were here,

And if you call me "young man" one more time,

And instead, you kill a tow truck driver, a cleaning lady, and a cop,

And it can escalate very quickly.

And it just all started to resonate in my mind.

And it killed them.

And it looks like you're building on it here.

And it went, um...

And it's okay, you can...

And just like that, we have...

And kidnapped my brother.

And live out the remainder of your days with...

And look where that got him.

And Luther?

And make sure all the lights were on.

And make sure you fully extinguish that cigarette.

And marshmallow sandwiches.

And maybe you just... don't.

And my friend,

And neither is she.

And no matter what I said, she wouldn't stop.

And now I know it.

And now they're my fair game.

And offer you a job again,

And over here is... just two miles from a vegan doughnut shop.

And pissing it all away.

And pretend to be your dear old dad, correct?

And reappearing as an acorn.

And reclusive billionaire.

And she's this close to making pension.

And some things just stay broken.

And stabbed.

And still likes me anyway.

And stop her from playing, we might have a shot.

And stop slogging away at Stravinsky like a scared 13 year old.

And strive you must,

And surprise, surprise, Dad's death was... normal.

And that gives him food poisoning.

And that's how Phil determined that the archduke just had to go.

And that's not gonna happen to you.

And that's only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep.

And the anchoring of the climbing rope to one's enemy,

And the crowd yells, and the president of the United States...

And the idiot in the mask can curve anything he throws,

And the next thing you knew, you were... where?

And the receptionist at her music school

And the static electricity inside the aircraft makes it a virtual tinderbox.

And the time line is changed, the Commission gets a report

And the whole city, they threw us a very fancy party for saving the day.

And the whole pesky thing doesn't seem to work unless I'm sober.

And then at Gimble Brothers,

And then ended up having this... conversation with dear old Daddy himself.

And then go back to the way things were, okay?

And then he's letting himself into your place?

And then I opened it.

And then it just... it spilled over.

And then the robbers went to jail.

And then we left her here, alone, in this house for 13 years.

And then, all hell broke loose.

And then, the second you step back in, you feel just as insignificant.

And there goes Ben's statue.

And there were three men.

And there's the...

And they were hurting you.

And they're gonna see a whole lot of blood,

And they're gonna wonder, "What the hell happened?"

And things are never gonna go back to the way they used to... be.

And things got out of control.

And this guy got his neck snapped.

And this is how you rise to the occasion?

And this power... I...

And this,

And this.

And to be fitted for a prosthetic eye, but that's it.

And to give us a fighting chance to see next week, I've come back with a lead.

And to make up for lost time,

And told me not to bother praying.

And took an unknown number of hostages.

And Vanya will always be the cause, unless we take her with us and fix her.

And Vanya.

And we can't do that if she's locked in a cage.

And we didn't. That says somethin', right?

And we have time to see 'em all.

And we have to do it now.

And we think you have a lot of potential.

And we're done.

And we're gonna tell them that you...

And we're just gonna start with the basics.

And what about my consent?

And what about my family?

And what are we? Chopped liver?

And what are we? Chopped liver?

And what do I get?

And what do you do?

And when he comes for you, we'll be ready.

And when I find you, there'll be no speeches.

And where are the other two?

And why is it so important?

And you busted into Dad's liquor cabinet. He's gonna be so pissed.

And you can't, not anymore.

And you come out on the streets with me?

And you have this why?

And you have to train with the others after you eat.

And you know it.

And you know what, it's getting late, and...

And you know, Claire, I've been wanting to meet you since the day you were born.

And you said it yourself...

And you stopped...

And you used to like it. A lot, if I recall.

And you're in my dreams every night.

And your plan is to what? Waltz in there and just ask for it?

And your plan is to what? Waltz in there and just ask for it?

And your point being?

And your point is?

And, clearly, I never grew up.

And, Detective,

And, listen...

And, Luther...

And, uh, practice the bow hold, uh, and maybe...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, without even having to shake a floor plate,

And?

And... all I ever wanted was to be a good sister to you.

And... And the girl, she thought he was a furry...

And... it was a little bit awkward with your sister earlier.

And... she really wants to talk to you, Claire.

Another time.

Another year or so, I will have saved enough to go.

Answer the lady's question. Is this the girlfriend?

Answer the question.

Any clues as to how it happened?

Any idea where it went?

Any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential.

Any queries so far?

Any time now.

Any witnesses?

Anyhoo...

Anyone seen any of the others? Diego? Allison? No?

Anyone!

Anything a little more profound than that?

Anything else you want to share, Pogo? Any other damn secrets?

Anything I could find.

Anything?

Anything?

Anyway, I... I... I... I gotta go.

Anyway, I'm on a liquid diet for two days, hence the marathon of urination.

Anywhere. It doesn't matter to me.

Apparently, my body is now 13 again.

Are depriving some village of their idiot!

Are far too unpredictable.

Are no match for a litter of emotionally stunted siblings?

Are these...?

Are we gonna let that define us?

Are you concerned about the welfare of the children?

Are you Diego's brother?

Are you done?

Are you drinking?

Are you gonna...

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Can we help?

Are you okay? You know you can talk to me.

Are you saying one of these four people causes the apocalypse?

Are you serious? We barely got out alive last time.

Are you upstairs?

Are you with the police?

Are you...

Aren't you gonna say anything?

Around me, you don't have to apologize just for existing.

As a team.

As a way to honor her memory.

As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive.

As he and his First Lady depart Love Field.

As I am for the fate of the world.

As if the entire fate of the universe rests on whether they choose azure blue

As much as you must strive for individual greatness,

As my Number One, I need you to deal with the threat.

As really awful, terrible, depressing times.

As soon as we do, you'll be able to read it in the newspaper with everybody else.

As well as this body replacement.

As well as your siblings.

As you requested.

Ask me again, and I'll burn you with the cigarette lighter.

Asshole.

Assuming it's okay with your two dads.

Assuming you still wanna do it.

At a certain point, it's not about practice.

At all costs.

At how she's looking at them.

At least I make my own decisions.

At least I'm wearing black.

At least we're together at the end. As a family.

At least you can...

At the motel.

At the Rain and Quail B and B next door

At your earliest convenience.

Attaboy

Attention, Master Luther.

Authorities suspect a drunk driver.

Aw, Jesus, Hazel!

Back in a jiff.

Back so soon?

Bad things happen. Good people die.

Badly.

Ballerina is kind of my best.

Ballistics came back. Bullets from all our shooters match.

Bang! Bang!

Based on that determination, the case manager sends instructions

Bathroom, now!

Be careful, okay? We don't know what Peabody's capable of.

Be prepared to do your studies alone.

Beating me senseless, and...

Beautiful name.

Beautiful work. Really.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. And I was...

Because being your mother is the greatest gift of my life.

Because Dad made me.

Because Dad only loved himself.

Because he couldn't stand the sight of this.

Because he lied to us.

Because he never cared what I was doing up there.

Because I pushed everyone away, and...

Because I wanted to get your autograph.

Because I was naive enough to believe that dads don't lie to their kids.

Because I'm the only one left.

Because if you leave this room and I'm still alive,

Because in less than a minute, we're gonna be vaporized.

Because it's important.

Because our father couldn't be bothered to give us actual names.

Because right now, we're all over the place.

Because the next job that comes down that pipeline, we need a win.

Because this time, I'm here. We have the name of the man responsible.

Because you show up and act like you can be a part of this,

Because you'll listen.

Because you're ordinary.

Because...

Before he comes round.

Before I answer that, why do you wanna help us?

Before I can have visitation.

Before someone else dies.

Begin by looping the rope...

Begins with the girding of one's loins

Being part of something...

Beings out of time, fractured,

Believe me, uh, I get it.

Ben!

Besides, I... You know, I'd just hold them back.

Best funeral ever.

Bet she's laughing now.

Better eat that oatmeal before it gets cold.

Between the time line of events and mankind's free will.

Billions of people are about to die tonight.

Bingo.

Bless you.

Bomboloni, from Petrola's bakery.

Bonjour. I'm Miss Stevenbaker and I am your new nanny.

Both of us was sent a message from you

Both of you.

Bouncers kicked him out.

Boys will be boys.

Boys, stop this at once!

Boys. This won't help us find Five.

Break. Break.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Breathe.

Bring me the serum.

Bring Patch back,

Bring you a special description

Brother!

Brown hair, light scruff, slight build?

Burn down two buildings,

Busy today, huh?

Busy.

But all I could find is a photo and his name in the phone book.

But as I'm sure you found out in your previous foray,

But at least be honest about the kind of man he was.

But can we trust him? I don't know if you've noticed,

But come on, man, we're starving!

But Dad, he can't time travel.

But everyone loves Gloria.

But first I'm gonna kill her,

But for me, it's been a lot longer

But guess what?

But guess what?

But he did mention something about his murder, or lack thereof,

But he loved violin, and that was not my thing.

But her vocal cords were badly damaged.

But here we are. The Moon's still shining, the Earth is in one piece,

But I can assure you...

But I can tell you that he's... hasn't...

But I didn't know how else to get answers.

But I do know that he's responsible for the apocalypse.

But I do know that none of them were as good as me.

But I do play around with other things.

But I do remember one thing he said.

But I do think... ...an explanation of sorts is owing.

But I don't...

But I knew that the world would soon need him, need all of you,

But I need you to talk to Dad.

But I still come here from time to time.

But I think you missed some things

But I think... and this, it's just a suggestion...

But I want out. I'm done.

But I was just in the library looking up Leonard.

But I was wrong,

But I would do anything for you.

But I'd think you'd wanna pop every pill on the planet.

But I'll tell you what I can do.

But I'm leaving for the airport. It's not a big deal if I miss one session.

But I'm ready. I've been practicing my spatial jumps, just like you said.

But I'm so thirsty.

But I'm thinking this is about the Moon. Right?

But I'm trying to cut down on my pig products.

But I've been around long enough to know that when something seems too perfect,

But I've got some things I need to do before I can see her.

But I've got such beautiful views here.

But I've never been afraid of you.

But if you did do this, if it was you,

But if you were in trouble, there is nothing in this world

But in the event of a breach,

But in the face of sure, uninvited chaos,

But it could save some lives.

But it doesn't make seeing her like this any easier.

But it gets weirder.

But it never gave me pleasure.

But it's driving me crazy.

But it's just about impossible.

But maybe we can control it.

But maybe with your help, we can find out.

But maybe you're asking yourself the wrong question.

But Mom?

But must be regarded as a last resort.

But my gut's telling me something else is going on here

But no clues.

But no, not a single drop of coffee.

But not the Academy.

But not you.

But now, I know nothing in my life was real.

But she evolved.

But sometimes, men are unredeemable shits.

But still with us, thank God.

But the fact remains, his fakakta plan worked.

But the last time we tried to stop it, we all died.

But the truth is, you're just as messed up as the rest of us.

But then again, I also just kinda want to see what happens.

But then he asked me to do something I never understood...

But then I heard his truck start up.

But there is one you should see.

But there's somethin' I have to take care of before we can go.

But they are the small ones, next to you.

But they can have generators on them,

But they don't see it.

But they're looking at you for her murder.

But they're our family.

But this time, I'll take you with me.

But wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to love all of us?

But we need our breakfast to grow up big and strong,

But what is going on?

But when I got the order to kill you, I knew I couldn't do this anymore.

But when the world ends, all those people die,

But where is everybody?

But you can't... This guy Milton is just an innocent man.

But you live for putting the scumbags away.

But you need to call me, okay?

But you need to call me. Okay?

But you need to keep trying.

But you weren't in that, were you?

But you won't.

But you wouldn't be in the correction division any longer.

But you're gonna have to get us on the same page,

But you're not on your own anymore.

But your powers were...

But, I don't know, it was like... I was carried along by, um...

But, if you want,

But, uh...

But?

But... also as a protector.

But... But she can't, because... uh...

But... the space between the eyes is different,

But... the space between the eyes is different,

But... your being here,

By insurance. You don't hear me complaining!

By the constraints of modern day air travel schedules

By the time you realize it, it's too late.

By the time you took him out,

By the way, so stop being so sexist.

By the way, this thing might look like a botched robbery,

Bye

Bye, Klaus.

Bye.

Bye.

Call dispatch. We're going to need two more units.

Call security.

Called it.

Can and will be used against you.

Can I ask you a cuckoo bananas question?

Can I ask you a weird question?

Can I get the kid a glass of milk or something?

Can I go now?

Can I help you?

Can I show you something?

Can lead to massively different outcomes in the time continuum.

Can we get started?

Can we go home now?

Can we go see a movie or something?

Can you think of a single time you saw Dad and he wasn't wearing that monocle?

Can't believe I'm actually sittin' here talkin' to you, after all...

Can't hide it anymore, champ.

Can't smoke eggs.

Can't we call it a night?

Canned food, cockroaches,

Care for dessert?

Catch!

Cha Cha, I know this will be hard for you to understand,

Cha Cha, shoot him.

Cha Cha!

Cha Cha.

Cha?

Chasing something unattainable

Chaz, get this man operational. And get him a pair of pants! Let's go!

Check this out. Hm?

Checking all the windows?

Checking the routes of travel of the people with the president.

Cheers!

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cherry filled. Big upside, greatest potential for disappointment.

Chin up there, big guy.

Chocolate covered raisins.

Chocolate's rich and sensual.

Choice not to kill each other.

Christ on a cracker!

Clear thoughts.

Clear your mind.

Clear!

Clearly.

Clever old man.

Clothes make the man, Five.

Code!

Cold.

Come again?

Come again?

Come along now, Allison, your father's busy.

Come along now.

Come along.

Come back here!

Come back to work for us again. You know it's where you belong.

Come back with a warrant.

Come get it!

Come hell or high water.

Come here, big boy!

Come here!

Come in.

Come on now, Reggie.

Come on, baby.

Come on, Ben. There's more guys in the vault.

Come on, big boy, spit it out.

Come on, big boy!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, I gotta show you something.

Come on, Klaus. 'Cause you... you always seem so carefree, and I just need it. I...

Come on, Klaus. You can do this. Stay strong. Don't give into temptation.

Come on, let's get back to what's his name.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Luther, get up.

Come on, man, we're the damn lookouts!

Come on, move!

Come on, not this again.

Come on, we're late already.

Come on, you piece of shit!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on, chop chop!

Come on! You don't...

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, come on. Diego!

Come on. Come on.

Come on. I'll walk you to rehearsal.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. My place is close

Come on. Okay? Come on

Come on. We do the job and we move to the next.

Come on. You need to rest.

Come with me. I want to show you something.

Coming back here to save us all.

Coming from the guy dressed in spandex?

Coming through! Come on, Luther!

Coming up to South Side right now.

Compared to them, you are a god!