Z Nation - Season 1 Edit

A friend of mine died trying to get to that pile of junk.

A hole in this family. Our Sunshine is missing.

A little help scrounging a few spare parts,

A regular trip down memory lane.

A robbery.

A thousand and one uses, I tell ya.

About a vaccine for the zombie virus.

About this whole saving humanity thing.

Absolutley nothing new is going on

Accompanied by an unknown number of civilians.

Actually I'm looking for my friend.

Actually it's the last of her water.

Addison Carver, AKA Addy.

Addy Carver?

Addy, did it work? Addy? Addy!

Addy!

Addy! Where are you?

Addy? Addy Carver, do you copy?

Addy? Addy? Don't know anybody named Addy.

Addy.

Addy.

Addy.

Addy. She lied to us. It almost got you killed.

Afternoon, friend.

Age twenty six. Student.

Ah, crap.

Ah, the city of brotherly love.

AKA Patient Zero.

Alive.

All I can do at this point is show you mercy

All right guys, let's go!

All right Warren, you come with me.

All right, Cassandra! No more bullshit.

All right, everybody get into that truck.

All right, everyone needs to relax.

All right, hurry up. I'll pike some locals.

All right, I want to help her too

All right, let's go.

All right, now drop your weapons

All right, that's it. Let's go, Murphy.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. I know them.

Alvin Bernard Murphy.

Amen.

Amen.

Amish zombies.

And a chopper on the roof.

And all that remains is survival.

And beat the damn zombie horde to death with his bloody skull.

And did what we had to do.

And even some filet mignon.

And everyone else in the world was starving

And he did.

And he knows you did the right thing. You kept your promise.

And he says to the farmer, 'hey, what happened to poor Arnold?'

And he was never the same after that.

And how you wished he knew you did the right thing

And I am responsible for their well being.

And I don't even know if he's alive or dead.

And I don't know them either.

And I think Addy can do something with this dish.

And if you're quick about it, *****

And it's pretty garbled.

And leave the junker!

And oh yeah,

And oxycontin.

And see we n triangulate where that signal came from.

And set a place of honor for our guest next to Mother.

And soon.

And tear his head off his shoulders

And that's just the T bones.

And the farmer says

And the rest of us will look for food.

And the world would be just fine.

And then one day, the farmer's friend,

And then some sort of struggle.

And there's a chance for a vaccine?

And there's plenty more where that came from.

And this man has important information

And to anybody else out there within the sound of my voice.

And until she returns to us our family's not complete.

And we'll let you live to die another day.

And what happened to you?

And when they find me they will kill you.

And who the hell keeps posting all these cat videos?

And you can eat anybody you want.

And you of all people would have done the same.

And... and we lost our souls. And I am not going back there!

Anybody seen Murphy?

Anybody!

Anybody!

Anybody. Are you all right?

Anything airborne.

Anything happens, you'll be the first to go.

Anything you got.

Apparently we both have something the other wants.

Apparently you've been talking to my little Sunshine.

Are you forgetting something, lover?

Arnold was famous.

As I led us through Black Summer,

As I led us through Black Summer,

As we share in the fruit of our labor,

At first I thought I was lucky.

At least a living woman.

At least we're going out with some style.

Awesome. Beautiful Aurora today. How's your day going?

Aww you know, same ol' same ol'.

Aww you know.

Back where?

Bait? What, do they rob people?

Bash 'em, slash 'em, bust 'em, and burn 'em.

Bastards.

Be ready for anything.

Be so kind as to find some fresh clothes for our newest member.

Beautiful.

Because in the end, that's the only way we're gonna win

Before my time.

Believed to be accompanying Patient Zero to Mount Wilson

Believed to be en route to Mt. Wilson CDC lab, California.

Believed to be en route to Mt. Wilson CDC lab, California.

Believed to be in possession of Patient Zero.

Believed to be in possession of Patient Zero.

Bernt, see if you can tell where that music is coming from.

Best guess I heard, it was spread by birds.

Between here and the ocean.

Between that and MREs to feed a division for six months

Bitch gave me the slip.

Bravo Company must hold their positions

Bravo Company, hold your position at all costs.

Bringing all them beautiful little angels into the world.

Busy keeping an eye on the world.

But General McCandles is a very busy man.

But he was too strong.

But hunger has a way of changing one's mind.

But I'm going to say it anyway. I'm sorry.

But if it's not alive, how did you kill it?

But if you eat it alive...

But in times like these, it's eat or be eaten.

But like a family, we take care of one another.

But more like a cult actually.

But of course, you and the girl will be the first to die.

But sometimes we have to resort to less than civilized means.

But the only thing worse than that mug of yours

But then Black Summer came, and everything went to hell.

But then Travis spotted me with you

But there is a hole in my heart.

But there's still one jackass alive with a spray can.

But we pulled together as a family

But we survived. We survived as a family.

But we're not gonna beat a 50 caliber machine gun.

But we're taking that truck.

But you're a dog. What do you care?

But you're not fit to lead a gang of kindergartners

By direct order from the president.

By humans.

Bye, Addison.

Call me when you get there.

Calling anybody on this frequency.

Calling Northern Light. Calling Northern Light.

Can I do anything for you?

Can we get a chocolate shake and fries for ten thousand men?

Can you broadcast on the AM frequency? Over.

Can you read me? Citizen Z, are you there? Over.

Can you save the leg?

Cannibals? How is that even possible?

Cause of death.

Charles Garnett calling Northern Light. Come in, Northern Light.

Chill out!

Chill!

Citizen Z hitting you back. Go for Garnett.

Come here you Godless brain eating scum!

Come in the truck with me.

Come in, Citizen Z.

Come in, Citizen Z. Addy Carver.

Come in, Northern Light. Do you copy? Over.

Come in... Citizen whoever you are.

Come on, Addy is right!

Come on, baby! Oh! Oh!

Come on, suck it up. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I want to see if that radio works.

Compulsory volunteer, project Bite Mark.

Copy that and can do, ma'am. I think I have just the thing.

Copy that, ma'am. What can I do?

Copy you Delta Xray.

Copy you loud and clear Citizen Z.

Could we please get on with this before the Zs find us?

Could we use another friend?

Coward!

Crank it up!

Crazy bitch!

Creep on the left was one of those two bikers back in Jersey.

Current location, somewhere south of Philadelphia,

Cuz that's when we leave your ass at the side of the road.

Cuz there ain't many of us left.

D!

Damn it.

Damn straight I'm alive.

Damn, kid

Define rough stuff.

Delta Force. Deceased.

Delta Force. Deceased.

Delta X whatever, we copy.

Delta Xray Delta, come in.

Delta Xray Delta, this is Citizen Z. Do you copy? Over.

Delta Xray Delta, what is your status?

Delta Xray Delta.

Delta Xray Delta. Delta Xray Delta, come in

Delta Xray.

Delta Xray.

Delta Xray... Delta Xray.

Did I mention that

Did she... did she tell you where she was going?

Did you say Doc? As in doctor?

Did you see anything?

Didn't kill him.

Didn't matter who you were or how you died.

Do I?

Do the math Garnett.

Do you hear that?

Do you know the second rule of negotiation?

Do you know where they've taken her?

Do you remember that time in Peekskill?

Doc, is that you?

Doc, you take Cassandra and 10K.

Doc! Doc! Stand down!

Doc? Doc?

Doctor Morgan Henley.

Doctor Morgan Henley.

Does it mater?

Does it mean anything?

Does that name ring a bell

Doesn't mean I can't kick your ass between here and there.

Don't do it. Kill them. Kill them all.

Don't fire!

Don't fire!

Don't give them a goddamn thing!

Don't let man or zombie follow us up.

Don't mess with us.

Don't swear.

Don't you agree?

Drop your weapons on the ground

Drop your weapons.

Dude,

Ehhh

Eight of them.

Emergency Headquarters for Infection Control.

Enjoy that beef.

Enjoy. That's the last of the food.

Enough!

Even I did.

Even I did.

Even like a satelite dish, I can trying contact that Citizen Z guy.

Everybody else, follow in the pickup.

Everybody out there, whether you're hiding in a cave

Everyone contributes. Everyone benefits.

Everything's infected with the zombie virus.

Everywhere you look.

Ewww!

Excellent.

Except for you.

Facebook, Friendster, Twitter, Tinder.

Fair questions.

Fine.

For postal fraud.

For the apocalypse.

Frankly I've had about all the zombie apocalypse I can take.

Fresh meat.

From the rest of society.

From what's left of the

Garnett, do not try to stop me.

Garnett, get me out of here. These people are insane.

Garnett!

Garnett!

General Arthur C. McCandles. Commander, Central Command,

General McCandles might still be holed up there.

General McCandles, sir.

General McCandles, sir.

General McCandles.

Gesture of goodwill to show him you're serious.

Get out. I'm driving.

Get them the damn truck.

Get yourself an extra serving. You did good.

Gets you through another messed up day of death and destruction.

Give me a hand with this, will ya?

Give me a kiss, baby.

Give me another puff.

Give me back my Sunshine, and you can have your precious Addy.

Give me five minutes and look for my broadcast

Give me that.

Give me that.

Give me your hand.

Give them the truck!

Giving him mercy like you promised.

Glad to see you're still alive, sir.

Go check his jacket.

God bless the human race.

God, I love that kid.

God, I'm so hungry my big guts are eating my little guts.

Goddamn humans?

Goddamn Zs.

Goes by the name of Addy.

Going where?

Good news, everyone.

Good night, fair lady.

Good night.

Good.

Got it.

Got some fresh meat in trailer two

Gotcha, Delta Xray.

Guys, if we don't get out of here soon this could get ugly.

Had the smartest pig in the world, Arnold.

Half a ton to be exact.

Halt! Who goes there!

Hang in there, Doc.

Hang on, Mack.

Hang on.

Have we just met?

He can make you do terrible things.

He can't worry about some raggedy ass group of civilians

He comes over and he sees Arnold tripping around on three legs.

He didn't make it.

He smells like a damn Z.

He swore he would do whatever it took to keep us alive.

He told me to tie him up before he turned.

He was a good man. Then his wife got sick.

He was down that air shaft.

He was, he was alive an hour ago at least.

He's got the entire east coast under his command.

He's the General, man. What floor do you think he's on?

Hear that boy?

Hear what?

Hell, everybody I ever knew is dead.

Hell, we don't need a vaccine.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help! Somebody!

Here they come

Here you go.

Here.

Here's a song for all the lonely people out there,

Hesitation will get you killed.

Hey, come on. Open the damn door.

Hey, come on. Open the damn door.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey. Talk to him about the chopper.

Hey, hurry up.

Hey, is everything okay?

Hey, kid.

Hey, let's do this quietly.

Hey, take it easy there. That's the last of your water.

Hey, we about given up on you

Hey, what's going on down there?

Hey, why aren't we moving?

Hey, you. Yeah.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Kid!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Addy.

His blood.

Hold it right there!

Holy shit.

Hope my peeps down in the Philly area can hear this.

Hopefully we can scavenge something

How are things at the North Pole?

How did we all get infected?

How good a shot are you?

How many zombies I'm going to kill.

How's it going down there?

How's it going wherever you are?

Humans! Six o'clock!

Humans?

I actually gave up on you about an hour ago.

I always heard Philly was a tough town, but sheesh.

I always wish he knew, you know,

I am indeed.

I am not going.

I call it the truth.

I can hear them, but they don't respond when I reply.

I can't go back there. I won't go back.

I can't go back!

I can't take much more of this.

I could always trust you to do the right thing.

I couldn't do it.

I couldn't hurt my pa,

I didn't say anything about joining your... family.

I don't have to justify myself.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know why we stopped here in Philly.

I don't mean to be presumptuous.

I don't want to have to kill you.

I feel safer just knowing you're there. You seem so cool.

I get it.

I give you mercy.

I give you mercy.

I give you mercy.

I got a hungry dog here I better go feed.

I got a kid out there somewhere.

I got aspirin, tetracycline, cipro.

I got this.

I got this.

I got to get out of here!

I got to get out of here!

I got to get out of here.

I got to get out of here.

I guess not.

I guess you can say I'm like a father to our little family.

I had him when I was 19.

I have a visual confirmation on that chopper.

I have a wounded man in need of medical attention.

I hope some slide guitar

I hope we get to meet someday.

I just don't trust Murphy, okay?

I killed it.

I know the feeling. Gets lonely here too.

I know this is a big adjustment

I know where Doc is.

I know you got her.

I know you think we're monsters.

I know, this takes some getting used to.

I look like a post apocalyptic stripper. Jesus.

I love you.

I made it special for you.

I mean just to be present for so many miracles.

I mean, status unknown.

I miss the ol' days before Edward Snowden... and zombies.

I must be really stoned.

I need you... Got to run.

I never told anybody that before.

I promise.

I promise.

I really hope it's you.

I see them.

I should have slapped that fool harder.

I stared into his eyes for the longest time, just

I suggest you move on before the infected find you.

I swear.

I talked to the guy twice. Come on.

I think it's time you go home now.

I think that's the last of them.

I think you're stoned.

I thought I'd gotten away from them,

I told you, I didn't know that guy.

I tried to do it exactly like you showed me,

I want that radio.

I want to get past DC before dark.

I was offering you the last hit

I was saving that oxy for a party when we got to Cali.

I was saving this for a special occasion.

I wish I could meet you in person.

I wonder what that must have been like.

I wonder.

I... I must apologize about my overzealous companions.

I'd be angry too if I were brought here against my will.

I'd like to dedicate this song to Addison Carver,

I'd like to dedicate this song to Addison Carver,

I'd like to see Rocky fight a Z.

I'd really like that.

I'd say you and I are gonna be the only two getting fat

I'll do it better next time. I promise.

I'll do it.

I'll fly you there myself.

I'll get my bag.

I'll go

I'll grab the jumper cable.

I'll have you to California in no time.

I'll see you in Hell!

I'll teach you.

I'm afraid not, General.

I'm going all the way and I'm taking this bastard with me.

I'm going back for Addy

I'm gonna come down there personally

I'm gonna die of old age before we get to California.

I'm here, babe.

I'm here. Northern Light.

I'm not gonna do the same for you

I'm not hungry.

I'm not messing with you, man.

I'm out of ammo.

I'm out of ammo.

I'm picking you up loud and clear. Do you copy me?

I'm sorry, papa.

I'm sorry. Say again. It sounded like you said you needed music.

I'm sure they're... I'm sure they're watching you right now.

I'm sure you're busy with

I'm tellin' ya, there ain't nothin' there.

I'm Tobias Campbell

I've a good mind to make you barf up my oxycontin.

I've been monitoring some random transmissions

I've been thinking about what you told me about your dad

I've been waiting for you.

I've got a war to fight! Where's that close air support I ordered

If anybody asks, we were nowhere near that bell.

If he doesn't get those planes in the air right now

If he loses, he gets eaten.

If it's female companionship you're looking for,

If this thing still has fuel, and it does...

If we can get him to the lab in California,

If we find a working radio,

If we get this thing started,

If you don't have a soul.

If you got any prayers, now's the time.

If you harm her, we'll kill every one of you.

If you kill it and eat it, you get the live virus.

If you're alive, please respond.

In a dirt clod war.

In any of those cannabinol soaked brain cells you have left

In human. We all did too at first.

In this decimated world of ours.

Infection Response Forces.

Insubordinate curs can't take no for an answer?

Is everybody okay?

Is everybody okay?

Is it getting hot in here?

Is it good?

Is she okay?

Is she there? I wanna say hi.

Is she...?

Is sweet Jesus with them?

Is that more of your cannibal friends?

Is that really the Liberty Bell?

Is that what I think it is?

Is the package safe?

Is your breath.

It has been a long time

It looks like it's still there.

It'll start in a second.

It's a dog eat dog world out there, man.

It's a lie, and it's gonna get us both killed.

It's about time.

It's already starting to spread.

It's been a dead zone for like two years.

It's been fun, but

It's Doc.

It's double half hitch. Just like you taught me.

It's gonna tear us to pieces before we get to the fence.

It's good to know kids today still have some goals.

It's how we've survived the last three years.

It's imperative that we find air transport to Mt. Wilson CDC lab

It's just a scratch.

It's just that once people see

It's not a bite.

It's not gonna be long now.

It's not.

It's nothing, baby. Just the cold.

It's now or never.

It's okay. Come on. Let's go.

It's okay. It's okay, baby.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. You're safe now.

It's the only way we'll survive in the future.

It's the same desperation, the same devastation

It's very zen.

Jackass!

Jesus Christ.

Just a bite to keep your strength.

Just be sure.

Just because we got to get you to California alive

Just follow my lead.

Just keep doing what you got to do to stay alive.

Just like we talked about.

Just need a few billion tons of some primo Ganja,

Just not me.

Just the doctor. The rest of you wait here.

Keep the Zs from spreading the infection.

Keeping an eye on the planet keeps you busy though.

Keeping an eye on the world and all.

Kept telling myself maybe you know

Kill away.

Kill the brain, you know?

Killed it.

Kinda lonely. Nice to have somebody to talk to.

Ladies

Ladies?

Last contact seven days ago.

Leave some for Psycho Boy Two Thousand.

Led by a man named Tobias Campbell.

Let alone this great nation in a moment of grave national peril

Let her go, and I'll come back.

Let her go, Tobias.

Let it remind us now more than ever that we need each other.

Let them have it.

Let them have the truck.

Let us up now.

Let's do this.

Let's get out of here, guys. Now.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go find that helicopter and get out of here.

Let's go old school here

Let's go, Murphy. Come on.

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go. Come on.

Let's just get this over with.

Let's pike them and be on our way.

Level nine top secret clearance only.

Lieutenant Mark Hammond.

Like I love all my children.

Like now.

Like we find ourselves in now.

Listen to your friend there.

Listen, scumbag

Listen. That's our signal.

Look at you.

Look for a high rise with structural damage

Look out!

Look, he's right.

Look, man.

Lookin' good, eh pup?

Looking for some sign he was still in there.

Looking for something exotic.

Looking to do a little bartering.

Looks like something on the police band.

Looks like they're trying to rob some poor family this time.

Lost time. Lost time.

Mack Thompson, but that doesn't matter right now.

Mack!

Mack. Put the gun away. Put the gun away.

Made me promise to show him mercy when he died.

Make it stop!

Make sure he doesn't have any weapons.

Make sure those knots are tight.

Make up for lost time.

Mama's so much happier when you're here.

Maybe not. I heard voices. Human voices.

Maybe they hot wired a cop's walkie.

Maybe you do!

Mayday. Mayday.

Mayday. Mayday.

Mayday. Mayday.

Mayday. Mayday. This is Addison Carver

McLean, Virginia. Twenty clicks due west of Washington DC.

Me too.

Me too.

Me? Why would I know?

Meanwhile, another opportunity has presented itself.

Meet back here in an hour.

Merchant, get on the 50 caliber just in case.

Millions died starving in the streets like animals.

Mine's right here.

Missing.

Mmm. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Morality is stripped away.

More like bait.

Mother will be so pleased.

Murder them?!

Murphy, is that you?

Murphy, where's Doc?

Murphy!

Murphy!

Murphy! Murphy!

Murphy! Murphy!

Murphy! No!

Murphy?

Murphy.

Murphy. Patient Zero.

My friends are looking for me,

My kinda town.

My name is Cassandra!

My Sunshine.

My thoughts exactly.

My turn.

My world is but an illusion.

Nah, I'm not gonna negotiate with a cannibal.

Needed to make a zombie vaccine.

Negative on her location.

Never get out of the boat.

Never really got to know him.

Never seen porn.

Never thought I'd be happy to see your sad ass again.

Next shot is going through your heart.

Nice shot, kid!

Nice talking to you.

Night of the Living Dead. Great movie, sucky reality.

Ninety four.

No

No disrespect Madame President,

No matter what he'd become.

No offense babe, but you need a bath.

No questions asked

No soul.

No thoughts, no memories.

No way.

No, he'll use her as bait.

No, I don't want to wreck the truck again.

No, no, I got to get out. There's not enough oxygen.

No, not me, sister. I'm special.

No, sir

No, that's... that's more like gangrene.

No, you don't.

No!

No! No! Ahhhhhhh!

No! No! Don't!

No! Not ****. Not murder.

No.

No. Something else.

No. Taken alive.

No. Why would I?

Nobody goes upstairs without the General's orders.

Nobody wants to die.

Nobody's gonna tryo stop you. We're all going back.

Northern Light, we need your help. Do you copy?

Not exactly what I was hoping for.

Not if I blow you away first.

Not if I have anything to say about it. Come on.

Not just rob.

Not like they are. Tobias and the others are worse than Zs.

Not my fingers, you animal!

Not yet. Not yet. Come on.

Nothin'.

Nothing raggedy ass about this group of civilians, sir.

Nothing works anymore.

Nothing.

Now how am I gonna get out of here?

Now that's a hundred miles south from here.

Now what?

Now you've upset Mama.

Now, we just want the vehicle.

Now!

Now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Obstetrics, huh?

Oh and there's plenty more where this came from.

Oh God, is that...

Oh God, why didn't I pay better attention

Oh God! Oh no! Oh God! Oh no! No!

Oh hey, how about the lovely Moonshade or Stormy?

Oh Jesus, baby. Baby, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh what, are we having a little mercy party?

Oh yeah, and a half.

Oh yeah! Yeah, baby!

Oh, baby.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, if we can find a two way radio or

Oh, it's the family.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Yeah, when was the last time

Oh, sorry.

Oh, that's more like it.