MacGyver - Season 1 Edit

A "safety first" kind of guy,

A 7.2 earthquake just struck

A 15 digit serial number.

A 15 year old CCD surveillance camera

A 1932 movie about hunting people.

A Among other...

A and Jack and an,

A and Thornton's gonna have our hide

A And to be fair, you did incinerate his moped.

A bank account?

A baseball sized hole right there.

A better description of our suspect?

A big hug?

A big, gray haired, white guy came here repeatedly

A bit like slamming your car into reverse

A Block's all clear.

A blood trail. I've taken AMOS.

A bolt, a hook, a gear...

A book, actually.

A Boy Scout who partakes in breaking and entering.

A bullet and leave the slug and the shell behind?

A bunch of metal doodads I found at a yard sale.

A canary that knows next to nothing.

A cop took one of our guys three weeks ago.

A copycat that someone else pushed over the edge.

A couple of inches to the left

A couple of months ago.

A current through a wire.

A cutting tool that can slice through just about anything.

A deadly virus and tried to kill everybody with it?

A dirty fed is behind bars,

A dish to focus the waves

A Dr. Madison Grey.

A dream where you almost kill your roommate?

A few jiu jitsu moves.

A few minutes with the right one is better

A few weeks ago...

A few years ago, the the guys that took Val,

A fire breathing dragon.

A first name like Angus, yeah, you're pretty much running

A five digit code would take forever to crack.

A former race car driver turned mechanic.

A friend.

A full scholarship?

A go to lock for bicycles

A good idea.

A growing inmate needs.

A hell of a rabbit! Light it up!

A hit man who texts his victims first?

A hit on my ego or something?

A hole in the lungs can fill the chest with air,

A huge honor.

A knife. High fives. Come and cut me loose.

A letter?

A lever to do what, man? Just use this.

A life change could suppress the urge to kill for a period of time.

A little bit of that, huh?

A little bit of this,

A little bit of, uh, column A,

A little gift for you.

A little harder to get my hands on:

A little imagination, and voilà...

A little more... worldly.

A little of this and a little of that.

A little of this, a little of that.

A little something something going on

A lot like something that happened a long time ago.

A lot more people, and I'm not gonna let it happen.

A lot more time on their beards.

A lot of aftermarket parts.

A lot of bacteria were gonna have to die.

A lot.

A lot. But the road they're on is washed out,

A man showed up at my house with a gun

A man showed up at my house with a gun.

A man who trusted his gut?

A map of every digital device connected to the Internet.

A map of every digital device connected to the Internet.

A marker?

A nice speech.

A nuclear bomb.

A Phoenix safe house, somewhere to duck into?

A physicist, mechanic?

A piece of it out of the wall, and then bend it.

A police radar gun would help.

A pound and a half of NP10.

A pretty dangerous new toy.

A prisoner facing as much time as you

A proof of concept demonstration to prove

A quorum doesn't mean a vote, Jack; it means

A really weird,

A red backpack.

A reduced sentence. That should wipe the slate clean

A scrap of actionable intel, right?

A secondary device.

A sedan... American made,

A serious case of the heebie jeebies.

A shovel, and a whole lot of bleach.

A Soviet era bomb

A spanking.

A Spetsnaz convention.

A stage name, perhaps?

A thing or two about duct tape.

A think tank.

A thousand miles outside their jurisdiction.

A ton of guards... If we get caught

A towel soaked in water can pack a hell of a punch.

A Trojan horse. Get everyone out of the building!

A tungsten inert gas weld

A two man phalanx.

A two man what now?

A very powerful exothermic reaction.

A very unique situation, Miss Davis.

A waiter... gave me the phone,

A weapon made for one purpose only:

A window?

A young couple in the park and a black hooded shooter?

A young woman gave me $500, American, to come here today

A'ight.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Mac, just let me shoot him, please!

Aah! Son of a...

Aah.

About a dead drop to an unknown recipient

About all this, right?

About an hour drive from here.

About an hour, maybe more.

About an hour.

About diners and drive ins.

About how bootleggers used that old logging road

About Nikki leading us into a trap.

About Nikki...

About one of the FBI's Ten Most Wanted

About pulling out the outlet entirely

About stealing a car from two FBI agents

About ten blocks to the south, searched the perimeter.

About the off the books operation we're running

About the way you like to operate

About this for a minute, bud?

About three years ago,

About time you picked up.

About to do, don't ever try at home.

About what I do for a living. That ain't good.

About who I am and what I know.

About why you didn't ask for any help earlier.

About you and your impressive skills,

About your little lightning trick.

About your phone records.

Absolutely not, Bozer.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Access their cameras.

According to a federal ruling,

According to Bozer, some of these were deciphered,

According to ground,

According to his FBI file, Brooks is in his 40s,

According to Langley,

According to my sources, that building you're at is a front.

According to the CIA, Prior has been leaking state secrets

According to the rap sheet Thornton and Riley whipped up,

According to these memos, Dutch Intelligence records all domestic calls,

According to this,

According to this, the guy's on eight watch lists.

According to this, we don't.

According to what Riley dug up,

Acetone peroxide.

Act like we're talking about something else.

Activated the detonator under the pressure plate.

Acts as an electrolyte.

Actual degradation.

Actually killed people.

Actually,

Actually,

Actually, a Laysan Albatross can live up to 40 years.

Actually, I I got an idea. You go!

Actually, I might be able to beat that time.

Actually, I only lasted six weeks in the Scouts.

Actually, I was thinking that he could show us,

Actually, if Mr. Ericson agrees, I was thinking about

Actually, it was mine.

Actually, it's gonna be more of an entry level position.

Actually, it's not an interrogation anymore.

Actually, maybe we can call for help.

Actually, no.

Actually, no...

Actually, she may be the one causing the trouble.

Actually, she's great.

Actually, she's perfect.

Actually, that's an old Hawaiian proverb.

Actually, they have a box of 20 prototypes,

Actually, this is a great time, man.

Actually, this one isn't!

Actually, we have a big problem.

Actually, we know one thing.

Actually, we're gonna stop the trouble

Actually, while I was working with them, I managed to hack

Actually, yeah, I think I do.

Actually, yeah. We could swap some freshly baked wood in,

Actually... I do need you.

Actually... maybe not.

Adapting isn't just some cool trick he does.

Add a little drywall dust to enhance the print,

Add some powdered bleach to give it a little sting.

Add some tie downs,

Added all up.

Adding diesel should dissolve the compound just enough...

Admiral, I understand you're

Advanced Mountain Operations School.

After a while, I just figured

After a while, it put a real strain

After all, I told Jack I stopped looking for Nikki.

After another brush with death,

After Cold War,

After failing to deploy a WMD?

After his father was killed,

After I broke Donnie's nose.

After I leave, pull the rope up and stay quiet, okay?

After launch, the only signals it'll even listen to

After months being off the grid.

After my dad left.

After my mom died.

After she died, I felt like my whole world fell apart.

After she passed, I felt like I'd never be safe again.

After talking to Kono

After that...

After the famous mathematician,

After the four of you were cleared,

After the transaction. I swear.

After trying to murder a bunch of people.

After we help him escape from prison.

After we help him escape from prison.

After you, Bryce.

After you're done.

Aftershock!

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again. So appreciate you just...

Against law enforcement... Federales,

Against the kind of artillery those guys are packing.

Against Valerie's father.

Agent Abbott emailed Katarina with a ticket

Agent Adler was sent in to confirm rumors

Agent Bannister has uncovered evidence

Agent Bannister was alone.

Agent Bannister,

Agent Bannister!

Agent Bannister!

Agent Bannister.

Agent Bannister.

Agent Brooks. Why am I not surprised?

Agent Lee, what have we got?

Agent Robinson was brought in from Quantico to examine it.

Agent Robinson was brought in from Quantico to examine it.

Agreed, let's get anywhere that ain't here,

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, come on.

Ah, I hate robots, man.

Ah, it doesn't matter. He's going to jail.

Ah, it won't work.

Ah, lunchtime.

Ah, man, this better work!

Ah, my chair.

Ah, no, I beg to differ, my man.

Ah, spy speak. Cool.

Ah, there it is!

Ah, there it is... my favorite two words. Ah.

Ah, what's happening?!

Ah, whatever you say, snookie ookums.

Ah, you get a badass bomb.

Ah, you know I'm not gonna do that.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Good news.

Ah. This here don't look so good.

Ah...

Ah...

Ain't gonna make it very far.

Ain't you lucky?

Airbags... One of my favorite things.

Aka high blood pressure meds.

Alcohol.

Alexander Orlov, Firebird's chief engineer.

Alexei.

Alfredo Barrios, was now running

Alive.

All 132 passengers are in the last three cars.

All adds up to one thing.

All because some pope made a calendar in the 16th century?

All clear.

All due respect, ma'am, we do need a new field analyst.

All exits are sealed and I can't access anything.

All I know is it's gonna be impossible

All I know is Nikki is going to prison.

All I need is a home,

All I want to do is

All lightning rod style?

All my intel on Chrysalis is in a lockbox four hours from here.

All nonessentials are being evacuated.

All occupied.

All of 'em.

All of a sudden I'm the Evil George Clooney?

All of it.

All of my work's still here.

All of our guns and ammo are out there

All of the other contracts for that chance.

All of them.

All of these high profile assassinations

All of this. This is what he does.

All of Victor's guys, "Hey, look, everybody,

All of you.

All of you.

All of your privileges have been revoked.

All owned by the same guy: Russ Orwell.

All programmed through a simple remote...

All quiet on the Western Front.

All rental car companies

All rescue teams reported in. Hilo's been cleared.

All right,

All right, a hui hou, MacGyver.

All right, all I have to do is, uh, time my jump,

All right, all right, that's good to hear.

All right, boys.

All right, everybody, hold still.

All right, exfil's just around the corner.

All right, fan out, clear the place.

All right, fellas,

All right, fine.

All right, fine.

All right, forget Taft.

All right, get in behind us, Marines,

All right, good.

All right, guys.

All right, here she comes, here she comes.

All right, here she comes, here she comes.

All right, I think we're clear.

All right, I'll catch you all think tank geeks later.

All right, I'll leave you boys to your fun.

All right, I'll look for cell towers

All right, I'm coming.

All right, I'm going. You you stay. You stay.

All right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it:

All right, I'm in. Let's hack into their system

All right, I'm just gonna man rupt you right there

All right, I'm sending you a video of Ralph's wounds

All right, Jane Bond. I feel ya.

All right, let me get this beautiful brisket going.

All right, let's get to work.

All right, let's go!

All right, let's go.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's say I become a manager.

All right, look, I'll tell you two guys what I told the other guys.

All right, Mac, you're up.

All right, man.

All right, move back, move back.

All right, move it! Inside!

All right, next, next door!

All right, now highlight that line

All right, now, now, hang on a second.

All right, okay, okay, okay.

All right, okay.

All right, old man...

All right, Olivia,

All right, ready? Let's do this.

All right, Riley, go!

All right, scroll down.

All right, since we're gonna die anyway.

All right, slow down! Slow down!

All right, so here's the deal.

All right, so which is it?

All right, so... I recoded this...

All right, thanks.

All right, that's good.

All right, the second it snaps,

All right, then go home. I got this.

All right, this should do it, but the dish isn't transmitting.

All right, this way.

All right, trace on the VIN's up and running.

All right, virtual helpers who'll remind the elderly to take their medicine.

All right, wait, wait,

All right, we got a problem.

All right, well, everything was cool when we got there...

All right, well, I'll go dare all night.

All right, yeah, prove it.

All right, yeah.

All right, you carry him.

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right? An agent just needs

All right? I did it for the mission.

All right? I I promise.

All right? Mr. Ericson's

All right? The best movie shot on a cell phone wins five grand.

All right? We're gonna fix this together.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, all right.

All right. All right, what about this place?

All right. Come on. Come on.

All right. Fine, we'll get him. Where's he at?

All right. I'll work on the rewrite after work.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Let's head to the greenhouse. Come on.

All right. Let's make that happen.

All right. Next section.

All right. No worries, all right?

All right. Now that I can do.

All right. One last shot.

All Russian and wrinkly.

All that changed 24 hours ago

All the CIA intel, was wrong.

All the CIA needs to arrest Barrios and destroy his network.

All the fun we've had, and you don't want to see me

All the help I'm gonna be.

All the members of The Collective

All the road trips we had together.

All the shots in the world won't help if he's missing his head.

All the time for the people you care about,

All the time, or stop

All the time.

All the times we spent working on it,

All the way to the airstrip.

All the while biding her time

All the windows and doors

All the windows up here are still vulnerable.

All the years I've known you,

All these doors are locked!

All these years, and I didn't know this is how it happened.

All these years.

All things considered.

All this way for just one hit, did you?

All those people, and all because of me.

All we got to do now is find Dr. Zito.

All you got to do is follow my instructions

All you got to do is say sorry, B.

All you got to do is think like that dork

All you need is one tube spinning inside of another

All you need to know is Matty Webber's the reason I left the CIA.

All you've done is accelerate our clock.

All yours. I got Deckard.

Alliteration doesn't make it true, Jack.

Allowing only ultraviolet light to pass through.

Almost broke my honker.

Almost?

Almost.

Aloha, you bastards!

Already got a couple ideas.

Already on it.

Already on it.

Also kept financial records on his laptop.

Also, I kind of just gave somebody orders at the CIA.

Although

Although he's not wrong.

Although the alternative

Altiora Petimus...

Altiora Petimus... Bravo Seven. It's...

Always act like what?! Like what?!

Always call in sick on Cairo Day, always.

Always do.

Always feel this good?

Always had every angle covered,

Always happens.

Always have.

Always knew you were a big softie.

Always the boy scout, Mac.

Always thinking ten steps ahead.

Always told you everything.

Always.

Am I ever not?

Am I gonna die here?

Am I right, Bozer?

Am I right?

Am I?

Amazing how many friends you can buy

American?

An accessory to violating the Espionage Act,

An airtight bottle,

An assistant manager, he was forging time cards.

An explosion of gas, which inflates the cushion,

An explosive compound with a very high brisance,

An eye on Katarina.

An eyewitness told SFPD that

An hour ago, they texted me and they said if I make one more run

An hour late.

An hour to figure out a way to stop The Collective

An Indian diplomat?

An intercostal chest drain procedure.

An invisible force strong enough to cause interference

An NYPD mobile HQ just pulled up

An old boyfriend,

An old video in Jack and Matty's case file

An overactive imagination like mine turned

An RC car?

An undercover operative busted is a concealed weapon.

Analysis confirmed that this glass you found

And 100 meter dash.

And a backup to the backup.

And a bottle of chocolate sauce.

And a chance those two vatos are gonna kill the both of us!

And a chance those two vatos are gonna kill the both of us!

And a doctor will see you as soon as possible.

And a few weeks with a private acting coach.

And a fulcrum on which to place it,

And a full interrogation of Ralph

And a gun just wants to fire.

And a half.

And a helicopter ago.

And a huge threat to national security?

And a little birdie at the NSA told me that that alias

And a pair of cuffs.

And a pile of hazard pay,

And a speaker

And a speed of 780 meters per second.

And a static charge...

And a talking food processor.

And a tank of compressed gas.

And a whole lot of guys that make them look like choir boys.

And access to tech.

And after this,

And all get out of here in one piece.

And all I ever wanted was...

And all I've been able to do is

And an ammo belt.

And an executive's corner office

And and let me handle this.

And and while I'm asking unanswerable questions,

And any deployment could quickly turn into the Chinese subs

And apparently, I've broken out of prison.

And ask you to keep an asteroid from destroying the Earth?

And asked to be pulled out

And attack the United States?

And bam!

And be ready.

And because of that,

And because of that, his life after today

And because of your relationship to the suspect,

And before her betrayal,

And before you ask why, Matty,

And bled with, okay?

And blowing our whole operation.

And boom!

And both require our immediate attention, so...

And Bozer decided this would be a better plan.

And Bozer... what exactly is it that you do here again?

And bring her in.

And bringing them back to life isn't easy,

And Brooks?

And bummed I had to destroy my best mask.

And bump the lock open.

And cancelled his call before he went off script.

And cars, like people,

And catch S 218?

And change Mac's work assignment.

And chewing gum, do you? No.

And choppers.

And click right where it says "laundry,"

And climb a utility pole

And compare it to letters from the original Zodiac.

And consumed by a desire to hunt her down: also not great.

And convince them to stand down.

And counting.

And create an endless supply.

And cutting through steel

And deal with them.

And December 25th is just another day.

And deep down inside, Bozer knows that.

And definitely no dangerous chemicals

And disabled an explosive device

And documentary ever made.

And does Charlie have a last name?

And does the NSA consider her a suspect?

And don't ask why, Jack.

And don't do that with your face, all right?

And don't ever say "Jack Gyver..."

And don't... don't give him too much credit.

And downloaded the blueprints.

And drop your little guns.

And end the Merida reign of terror once and for all.

And epic CGI skills?

And escape just like Archimedes.

And even I don't like it.

And even if I had seen her, I'd never rat out my girl.

And even if you can whip up a new set of intake valves

And even stopped a planet killing virus,

And every book you have.

And every week you successfully pretend

And every year you turn him down,

And everybody thinks that we did it.

And exposed the agency.

And fighting government corruption.

And figure out who we really are.

And finding a way to use it against them.

And for saving my life.

And for some reason, we decide to pick one arbitrary day

And for the time being,

And found your guy.

And four digits that could be in any order.

And freaked me out a little bit.

And from there, a great friendship was born.

And from what Riley tells me,

And gain El Noche's trust.

And gave myself complete access.

And get another digit of your number is a good day.

And get it back before this turns into World War Three.

And get the hell out of here.

And get them on this level now.

And getting passed up for a promotion?

And gift wrapped this mission for us.

And giving her a chance to make a decision for herself.

And go faster. Much faster.

And go to prison?

And got Christmas Eve rescheduled for tonight, so,

And got the ticket the fake agent sent her.

And GPS coordinates.

And guess who else wore them

And guess who has to go in clean?

And had to test it by making calls.

And has been laying low ever since.

And he agreed to take on all of Phoenix?

And he confessed to working for Thornton.

And he had a computer over there, Mac.

And he is the right age.

And he just popped up in Riga

And he said there's only one guy in town

And he spent the last 15 years locked away here.

And he told me to give you something.

And he told me, get the purse

And he'll have to believe you.

And he'll lead us right back to his stronghold.

And he's the reason we have the Cheget.

And here I thought you just didn't get the invitation.

And highly unpredictable.

And his long winded stories and that accent.

And his wife worked at the hospital.

And hit control V.

And hogtied him in the back of my truck.

And hooked it up to a

And hopefully you won't get caught or,

And hot wire a car with a steak knife,

And how do you know her?

And how was your high school experience, Miss Davis?

And how's that?

And I almost ran out of time...

And I am not looking to sell my life rights.

And I believe I won that bet, didn't I?

And I believe sincere.

And I bragged about your mad science skills.

And I came to pick up a few things.

And I can hear you, right?

And I can't do that if you're with me.

And I can't even risk asking her out to dinner.

And I can't spot and smoke or debris on the satellite imagery.

And I could've sworn I heard his voice say,

And I couldn't sleep for three weeks afterwards, but...

And I damn sure don't like no magic bullets.

And I did it without hurting him, because I loved that dog.

And I don't have to be Nixon.

And I don't know your situation, but I am sure

And I don't think that anyone got a good look at us.

And I don't want to make her jealous.

And I got less than half a mag left here.

And I got to be honest with you,

And I I just left the country, forever.

And I just can't seat you until everybody's here.

And I just pointed at the Gooey Pies.

And I kind of kept walking.

And I know certain things are off limits,

And I know it.

And I know that's all he ever wanted

And I know this gig doesn't last forever,

And I lasso a golden unicorn on assignment,

And I made good money with them for a while.

And I must say, it's, um,

And I need to know it yesterday.

And I need to know that now.

And I needed a fed who I knew I could trust.

And I never meant for any of...

And I probably won't have a job here afterwards,

And I really don't want that to happen.

And I see why you fell for her.

And I shall move the world."

And I should've said that right away.

And I thought my cell was small.

And I thought The Collective was just a bad memory.

And I truly respect anybody who can try

And I want agents sweeping the building.

And I want you to get that lunatic.

And I was somehow able to...

And I will sue you.

And I won't be able to tell anyone what you look like.

And I would've gladly taken the job in a heartbeat

And I...

And I... I can't wait to move on.

And I'd like for you all to come with me.

And I'd like to see you wear a clean shirt,

And I'd say not great.

And I'll be honest with you, what happened between us,

And I'll be in jail.

And I'll follow the sound of the shots.

And I'm about two thirds of the way through advanced

And I'm almost afraid to ask,

And I'm covered in schmutz.

And I'm glad to see you haven't fallen off of it.

And I'm going all Michael Bay on this thing, all right?

And I'm gonna bring Agent Bannister home.

And I'm gonna let the rest of you live.

And I'm gonna take that very, very personally.

And I'm guessing it rides the line

And I'm guessing this is gonna be a problem.

And I'm in a science lab.

And I'm looking at a field report

And I'm looking forward to the next time you're in the field with us.