Dawson's Creek (1998) - Season 2 Edit

A couple weeks in Europe.. we drive a cheaper car.

A few years ago I was the quintessential housewife.

A little trade off for helping you with your assignment?

Alexander! You kicked off your shoe! Here Joey, can you hold him?

All he does know is that he goes to sleep everynight jerkin'

All they do is play football and swap pornos. They're a couple of...

All you care about is this overpriced piece of metal.

Alright, we're done!

An extensive annual budget for your fictional household.

And C cups that you'd rather be talking to but you're the only person

And everyone that doesn't fit into your little self destructive agenda.

And I don't ever want you to feel like you're in this alone.

And I know that you're with Joey and I accept that.

And I love you. And Alexander.

And I'd really just kind of like to keep a low pro so goodbye.

And it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference.

And just spray perfume in all the right places, big red moist lips.

And now that this is over you'll get these back on Monday

And spend the other half, in design. Thanks.

And take care of your baby and I'm sick of it!

And then you just get more and more confused and then,

And these are the questions I want you to answer. So let's begin. Andie?

And tonight is your last night with him!

And you basically throw your money away.

And you can't fire me because I'm not going anywhere and I won't be fired.

And you should work it to your advantage.

And you're acting all paranoid...

And you're planning on getting married so your wedding expenses

Annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not least, Joey Potter.

Are you going to be pantive and massikistic and piss me off?

Are you trying to win some teen rebel award?

As long as I get this Viper, everything will be alright.

Aw, ambitious? Are you kidding? Not at all.

Because she just went completely ballistic on me.

But can we save some of this clean up for tomorrow?

But I can't stop how I feel. There's no trust here, no honesty.

But I want to let you know that you've got options. And I'm one of them.

But one day, down the road, I'm going to have sex.

But some of us are already dealing with those problems.

But those days are over now. Look I really don't want to get into this.

Can be directly applied to your future lives. Therefore, I hope, I hope,

Can I borrow your notes over the reading?

Can you go over there?

Chucking ladders and locking windows is not going to stop me.

Close friends and family.

Come take a look at these floorplans.

Dad, it's a typical parental problem. Do you know what?

Dayle, can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to look at it before the meeting.

Did I say anything? I did not say anything.

Did you hear that, Mom?

Do some price checking. Should we take the kids?

Do you know anybody that I could borrow notes from?

Doesn't that sicken you that you're living up to the

Don't give me the homework guilt trip, alright?

Drop the whole thing. I don't want to fight about it.

End up at the Betty Ford Center, marry some...

Everything takes twice as long and you end up running around

Except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island.

Except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island.

Excuse me?

Fine, here! I gotta go then!

First of all, she's a super successful career woman with $160,000 annual income.

Frank from accounting had to give me a ride home.

Go by the Icehouse on your way to school. Please, will you?

Good luck and don't spend all your money in one place.

Growing up I'd always loved art and drawing so I went back to school.

Had snot all over his face. I just didn't want to get ill.

Hang on. Here, here, here. Oh, and Joey,

He has become the master of manipulation.

He's totally into Joey. He's in love with her.

His gherkin and he wakes up every morning humping his mattress.

His tighty whities will be in a ball by the floor

How much money will you have to spend a year on food, clothing, travel?

How we're going to afford to send our kids to college,

Huge fine or, God forbid, shutting us down.

I am not your full time slave.

I am your parent and it's my duty to be paranoid about

I are cramping your style why don't you go home. Jack and I have it covered.

I can take away the need to trust you, and we can get back some of what we lost.

I can't even remember the last time we did that.

I could bring home an 'A' in econ. or an 'F'.

I could bring home the Nobel Peace Prize

I couldn't sleep last night I felt so bad. What I said, I didn't mean.

I decided to do my project from the wife's perspective so.. here's my half.

I don't know anything about me and you know even less about me so just leave me alone!

I don't know maybe this idea of an open, this open marriage thing.

I don't know what to do to get it back.

I don't know, I never thought I'd someday be thought

I don't know, it's like we're actually married.

I don't think we could be more compatible.

I don't want to be the one robbing you of your childhood, the fun of being young.

I guess the truth hurts sometimes.

I have a very demanding social life.

I have absolutely no idea about what I want to do with my life.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I have these moments when I feel as if nothing's really changed between us.

I have to prepare a household budget for a single career mother and

I haven't been diagnosed with any terminal defects,

I haven't had any car accidents,

I hope that you gave this project's it's deserved attention.

I hope you can handle it Dawson.

I just can't handle you throwing yourself at me every other second. I mean, don't you find it humiliating?

I just don't respect it. And I don't mean this in a slutty, self degrading sort of way,

I know how to do it's budget money.

I know in Econ. so here's the deal.

I know there's been a lot of late night creeping around and

I know what it is.

I left my backpack in my locker yesterday...

I like to call "Alternative Lifestyles".

I love him and I want him back.

I love you, Mitch. I'll see you after work.

I mean this just gets me thinking about the future and how

I mean you have to go for broke. Wear something scandalous.

I mean, do you think it's cool to give the finger to everything

I mean, he's so head over heels in love with Joey I just can't compete with her.

I mean, Joey may be pretty.

I mean, this assignment helped me understand how much you have to deal

I mean, we could print new menus, placemats...

I mean, we're going to want to go someplace warm in the winter, right?

I mean, you have to show him the old, naughty Jen because this new Jen just isn't workin'.

I mean, you're going to working together the whole week.

I mean, you've been making suggestive comments. Testing me all night

I should find a single career mother who's living this assignment and ask her for help.

I strongly recommend research trips into the field.

I talked to your brother last night and he explained to me

I think the first decision that we should make should me where we're going to live.

I think we were both suffering from a case of false impressions.

I will assign you identities and then you are to prepare

I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea.

I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.

I'm glad you had a good time tonight, Mitch.

I'm in way over my head, but these problems are not yours.

I'm just freaking out because what if Mr. Matick calls on me in class?

I'm just taking some standard precautions

I'm not going to force you into anything if you're against it.

I'm preparing this household budget for Mr. Matick

I'm so paranoid that the health department is just going to jump down our throats.

I'm sorry I'm not the biggest slacker on the planet.

I've got to take Alexander to the sitter's.

If and only if we can find a buyable two bedroom apartment.

In reality, you've never had a problem in your life.

In the backs of cars and movie theaters.

In your name since you're the living embodiment of a single, successful career woman.

Is in question that you just start barking out orders?

Is that possible? We are seriously over budget by like $30,000.

It keeps things fresh.

It was the fear of getting caught that made it more dangerous and exciting.

It would be a hell of a lot cheaper.

It's exactly that. It's an idea.

It's great because I spend half my time teaching, which I love,

It's Joey, isn't it? She's been putting ideas in your head about me.

It's not fair to you and I'm sorry.

It's not like you're flunking out of school.

It's the perfect opportunity.

It's worth 1/3 of my grade.

J. Crew catalogue kind of way, but she's no you. You're a sex kitten,Jen.

Jeff, how'd that wedding turn out?

Jen Lindley.

Joey? What are you doing here?

Just do me a favor. Give Andie a break. She deserves it.

Just let things take their natural course.

Kenny, what do you think of Joey Potter?

Late night study sessions, role playing like you guys are husband and wife...

Laura also said she'd help us with a new logo for the Icehouse.

Left out of this conversation here, okay?

Let Joey and me hang out in my room, alone at night, unsupervised.

Let's go apartment scouting.

Like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Like corporations.

Like that and see if you can stay motivated.

Look this is the moment of truth.

Look, I want a Viper. That's it. End of story.

Look, Joey, please just do me this one favor.

Make millions of dollars, get a drug addiction,

Maybe, by taking away the rules,

Might as well put the final nail in my coffin of shame,

Mind you, but biologically a sexual being.

Most common embase of all male stereotypes?

My 15 year old son upstairs in my own house having sex!

My door's always open. If you know what I mean.

Next thing you know, you're out on the street, drunk and dirty wheeling a shopping cart.

No I was just leaving. Bye Dawson.

No one said anything about sleeping together

Not burdened by all my messes. It's not fair.

Now I'm teaching art and working as an interior designer.

Now these are questions that every household must ask.

Now will you please pass your projects to the front of the room for me.

Now, in this hat, are all your names. You're going to choose a partner,

Odd woman out. That's okay, Joey, you will be a single successful single mother

Of as the embodiment of a successful career woman.

Of the bed before you can say "Joey Potter is a virgin. "

Oh my God I am so exhausted I can barely see straight.

Oh, shut up! What do you know. You're practically wallide.

Oh. Mineeee's donneee.

Or are you going to be proactive and grab him by the dipstick and make me proud!

Or just want to talk or whatever, I'm here for you.

Pacey you're a busdriver. Andie you're a salesclerk.

Parent me. Child you, alright? Parent, me. Child... you.

Pass.

Please, will you stop acting like a typical parent and

Pretending to be people we're never going to be,

Previously from Dawson's Creek

Raising kids, staying home, no job.

Raising two kids on your own. Is that everybody?

See, there's no need to lie, an open marriage allows us that.

She does have that fresh face appeal in a very...

She got bored. Decided to liven things up a bit.

She is so cool, Dawson. She said anytime I want to enter into a company, she'd help me out.

She said it's crucial for businesses to revamp their new look every once in awhile.

Since before the dawn of time, I have been designated the black sheep of my family.

Since we have 3 kids, we should get a four bedroom house.

So Andie, where's your project?

So by restricting my access to Joey what you're really trying to do is liven up my sex life?

So Miss Perky you try growing up in a family atmosphere

Spending money we're never going to have, I mean, what's the point?

Thanks for the offer but I think I'll find somebody else.

That I should just take off all my clothes and throw myself at him?

That we will be facing in the real world.

That you brought into the world is grown up. I mean, he's a sexual being.

That your family is not exactly the Rockefellar's.

That'd be cool. Um, we should, um, call our travel agent,

That'd be great. Thanks, Bye!

That's what I have parents for.

The entire week just verbally abusing me.

The health department called they're coming here tomorrow morning and this place is a total disaster.

The idea that people actually have to budget their money is like some novelty to you.

The last thing I need is the health department slapping us with some big,

The look on her face was classic, Dawson.

The waiters have to place the kitchen orders and the drink orders separately.

Then on Monday we'll start our project on macroeconomics.

Then we're going to get him back for you.

Then you're always struggling to catch up.

There's just, there's just no way.

They have no cultural interests, no inner lives of their own...

They're planning on doing an inspection on the Icehouse sometime this week.

Things aren't working out for you and the Icehouse so you're fired.

This label is permanent. I can't erase it, and I can't trade it in for a new one.

This week you're going to pair up and play a game

Threatened my life and didn't help at all and spent

To believe that nothing has happened?

Trey you're going to be a pediatrician, Jeff you are an advertising executive.

Uh, Joey, will you come with me please?

Um... microeconomics is... microeconomics is when... Pass.

Ways to keep our overhead cost down.

We can go out with whomever we want, do whatever we want,

We would have to earn $60,000 a year to send one kid to one year of college.

We're doing the designs for a chain of Mexican restaurants.

We're going to focus on the microeconomics of the family household.

We're not getting any Viper. Okay,

We've looked at twelve different apartment buildings and for what?

Well, Dawson, we've agreed on practically every aspect of married life,

Well, I think we've done enough work for tonight. What do you think?

Well, what do you expect? I'm not like you, Kenny.

What did I just say, Dawson, what did I just say!

What have I got to lose?

What? They're a couple of gym junkies.

When it comes to acting out your sexual impulses.

When macroeconomics is study of individual areas of economic activity...

When whatever we want, and the only rule is that we're honest about it.

While you're there can you just wipe down the counters real quick so it looks clean?

Who knows maybe 20 years on down the line... could be us.

Who knows nothing about me or my life or the Icehouse.

Will have to be factored into your budget

With and how much stress you are under. I think you're amazing.

Write him a very large check and make our marriage another statistic.

Yeah, actually I do.

Yesterday I got a call from the health department.

You against it?

You can borrow one of my dresses

You can psychologically deconstruct me all you want, but here's the deal.

You can remind him of what a great couple you used to be and how compatible you two are.

You don't care about your wife and kids, no.

You don't dump the water on the floor.

You drive around in your Saab, you buy your new clothes,

You know what I mean? God, I can't believe

You know, it's kind of a relief that you and me can still hang out.

You know, not everyone gets to grow up like you, very princess.

You mind if I just crash here for the night?

You want to know the reason this assignment is so fascinating to you?

You weren't sneaking around making out with girls

You're going to be working with him all week long so the question is...

You're going to go off to Hollywood, become some high profile movie director,

You're rich and you're spoiled and that's what it comes down to!

You're the one that's been leading us on this ridiculous apartment scavenger hunt.

You've been working with him all week and you expect me

You've got two kids in college, a house at the beach,

A sexual being?

Abby, it's not that simple, alright? Take a look at him.

Abby..

Actually it's a one bedroom apartment, but, you know, the family that lays together stays together.

After all this, you still think I'm lazy.

Ah, Jen, you're drooling!

And finally what is the difference between macroeconomics and microeconomics? Andie?

And how are we supposed to do that?

And that way we can spend more money on the honeymoon.

And why is that a problem?

Andie a spoiled princess... I don't think anything could be further from the truth.

Andie, wait, I...

Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street, they end up in Florida.

Anyway, she had some really great ideas.

Anyways, I know you're probably really busy but

Anyways, I think it's time for a little bit of this New York City aggression.

Are you complaining? I stayed up all night finishing this project.

Are you crazy? Look at them.

Are you having sex with Joey?

Are you mistaken for the impression that you're actually invited?

Are you sure?

Because, Dawson, the fact is I am a parent, alright?

Besides, if we go alone it'd be much more romantic.

Bessie, these are my problems because you and I are a team, you know?

Bessie, your water's boiling.

But that was the whole fun of being 15, Dawson.

Bye Dawson.

Bye honey.

Bye Joey. I'll see you in a few minutes.

Bye Mom.

Bye.

Bye.

Come here.

Come on, after all we've been through do you think I could really get the Viper?

Come on! You've got to help me. I mean, do you know anybody that's in there?

Dawson if you can't handle being in the same room with me...

Dawson, if we had kids they'd be Ivy League material.

Denial. You can't except the fact that the little boy

Did you ever notice that whenever your parental authority

Dinner's ready.

Don't even try to tell me that when you were my age

Don't sweat it.

Don't tell me your family's not totally loaded.

Dude, check out this Viper.

Excuse me, Abby? Hey.

Excuse me?

Famous last words...

Figi! I could totally do Figi.

Finally, huh? Mission accomplished.

Fine.

Fired?

Full time slave? That's a bit of an exaggeration.

FYI, Abby Morgan's name is on this report because she

Gail, do you wanna try having an open marriage?

Gail! Let's just drop it.

Get a room.

Go. Now.

God, I am so beat. I don't even think I can make it next door.

Good decision, Trey.

Good. So what'd you do?

Granted. We can split the cash, you can keep the kids, I'll take the car.

Great, Mr. Matick. We decided to go for a casual one by the ocean, just you know,

Guilty as charged

Have a good one

Have fun?

He did?

He is such a tyrant.

He's a 15 year old boy. He doesn't know what love is.

He's missing a shoe.

He's, uh, studying next door.

Here. I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Just go wipe off the counters.

Hey Bessie I was telling Laura about our financial problems.

Hey it's got passenger side airbags.

Hey, we're closed.

Hey! Sorry I'm late. God, this place is a pigsty.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi honey. Where's Dawson?

Hi.

Hi. I'm Joey Potter. Thank you so much for seeing me Miss Weston.

How 'bout Figi?

How about a massage? Get rid of a little bit of that tension.

I am proud of you, Bessie.

I am so glad that project is over.

I can do it. You keep cleaning, and I'll advise.

I can handle being in the same room with you.

I can see it now, Joey Potter climbing the ladder to corporate america.

I don't actually have any notes because I didn't do the reading.

I don't get it.

I don't have time to take advice from some woman

I don't know. I don't want to jump the gun, you know?

I don't know. I'd love to.

I don't need her help. I need your help, now.

I don't need the jacuzzi.

I hate you.

I have a very important question for you and I need an answer immediately.

I have no idea.

I hope you set aside money for marriage counseling.

I just don't think you should be working there anymore.

I know what you're doing Bessie.

I liked it.

I missed a deadline, the car wouldn't start,

I think it will be fun.

I think so. I'll see you tomorrow.

I think these travel expenses are a little bit unrealistic.

I thought it'd be easier if I got a ride.

I want a divorce.

I want you to jump the gun. His gun, and I want all the gory details.

I was beginning to think you skipped town on me.

I wonder where he learned that.

I'll bet.

I'm Kenny Reily, I'm your partner in Econ.

I'm not humiliating anybody, Dawson.

I'm Pacey.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I actually got into this project, Pacey.

I'm telling you nothing has happened. I don't know.

I'm virtually a single career mother. I can help you.

I've given up trying to figure out my parents. It's really weird right now.

If I've interrupted something I can come back later.

If it isn't the sexual being himself

Incredibly hard working is what I am. Oh and Joey,

Is that my fault?

It could work! Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor

It's just that I have this huge Econ. project due Friday.

Jamaica.

Joey, I'm so glad you're still here.

Joey, maybe I'm not super successful but if there's one thing

Kenny Reily? Mr. Matick is it possible to switch partners?

Kenny?

Kids don't need their own rooms.

Kind of like right now.

Later. Goodnight honey.

Let's get one thing straight. You don't know me.

Listen, can I just get a cup of coffee, man? I'm desperate.

Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday. 'Kay.

Look closer, do you see any potential problems?

Look, Abby, you haven't been doing your share of the work.

Look, Gail, I know that Frank just gave you a ride home, alright?

Look, I know I've made a few blunders, but I'm not a screw up.

Look, I thought we should talk about our assignment.

Look, Pacey, my life is like a Movie of the Week is better

Look, there was a time when things were easy for us, relatively,

Look, you don't have to snap at me like it's my fault.

Looks pretty comprehensive. Good work, you two.

Meaning from this moment on Thursday night is date night,

Meaning that you both can come to incredible rationalizations especially

Meaning, look at you. I mean, is this what you normally wear to a study session?

Meaning?

Meaning?

Meaning?

Microeconomics is the study of whole economic systems and how they inter relate.

Mind if I pick your brain for advice on some of these other designs?

Mine and Andie's.

Mitch..

Mm hm. Dawson. Are you... and Joey... having sex?

Mmm.

Mr. Matick?

Nevermind.

Nice dress.

No thanks, Bessie. You're not exactly the model for this assignment.

No way! This week we have to stay on top of everything.

No you won't.

No you're not. Go away.

No, absolutely we can hang out together. We just can't sleep together.

No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me.

No, enough said.

No, I did not say that, but I am a sexual being responsible,

No, I don't. Admit it, Dawson, you've got it all mapped out.

No, I'm cool.

No, I've got to stay here and finish my project with Jen.

No, if what you need is to get even with me and sow your oats then..

No, it's not.

No, Jack... nevermind. I've taken care of it,

No, Jen, Joey hasn't been putting ideas in my head. I'm not oblivious.

No, no, wait, wait, just here me out.

No, no, what is it?

No, now you're twisting my words again, Dawson. Go to school.

No, of course not. You were too busy getting into character.

No, Pacey, there's lazy and then there's you.

No, really, it's true. I obviously don't know anything about you.

No, what?

No!

No!

No! Don't "Abby" me. Make it happen.

No?

No.

No.

No. Parent, me, grounded, you.

No. They're in college they probably won't want to go with us.

Nothing?

Nothing. I just called her a spoiler princess and she just went psycho.

Now don't give me that look.

Now?

Oh is it?

Oh no, you're doomed!

Oh please, Joey, call me Laura.

Oh the super successful career woman.

Oh yeah?

Oh, and the freezer! Can you mop behind the freezer?

Oh, come on, Joey, it will only take a minute and

Oh, God... here we go. Okay, Andie, I'm having a really mellow morning.

Oh, I met a friend for some drinks.

Oh, Joey, I'm sorry my baby and

Oh, listen, Gail, this whole idea of an open marriage...

Oh, really, and are you as excited to partner up with Jen as she is?

Okay, a wealthy couple, Dawson you're a stockbroker and Jen, you're an engineer.

Okay, compromise. You'll get your Viper.

Okay, I had to but it's such an awesome car

Okay, settle down, it's just one homework assignment.

Okay, you want the broken record? Here it is.

Okay, you're bugging me. Can you just get out of my hair and finish it?

Okay.

Pacey Witter! Nice of you to join us. This your project?

Pacey Witter...

Pacey, 5 people in one bedroom. That is insanity!

Pacey, can you please put that down for one second?

Pacey, hey!

Pacey, I don't say 'pass'. 'Pass' is not in my vocabulary.

Pacey, wait, I need your help

Pacey, you are a bus driver, and I am a salesclerk.

Please, don't tell me your mad about that.

Please! You're making me ill. Jen, look at me. I have three words for you: make it happen.

Rat trap. We have a little vermon infestation, not a big deal.

Really?

Research. Mr. Matick told us to do research

See it looks like Joey has some career aspirations after all.

She just made me realize that maybe someday I could own my own business or my own company.

She said she could do it for free.

She was just trying to help.

She's hot.

She's the interior designer who helped me with my project.

Shut up.

So what I want to know is did we get the viper?

So what? We can't hang out together anymore is that it?

So you want to come with me to the Icehouse? I told Bessie I'd help clean up.

So, um, where do you want to do this?

So.. are you going to take the apartment?

Somewhere where we can be comfortable. Let's go to your bedroom.

Still want that Viper?

Thank you.

Thanks for finishing the project

Thanks I borrowed it.

Thanks, Bess, but you can barely get your bills paid on time.

Thanks, Joey, you're the greatest!

That is a lie! Look, Mr. Matick, Kenny was congested and he literally

That is so typical.

That is where you're wrong. Joey has nothing on you.

That means all of our kids are stuffed into a 2 bedroom apartment.

The fact is all I do is run your errands, answer your phone calls,

The point is getting us thinking about economic problems

The sooner you accept that, the sooner you and I will have an honest relationship.

Then you do what I always do, you say 'Pass. '

These prices are astronomical. According to our tax bracket,

They look good to me.

They'll probably be sick of us.

This assignment is so lame.

This conversation. I mean, listen to us talking about our mortgages,

This project is just going to depress me.

Thursday, right. Well then, you have fun. See you later.

Trey Carter.

Uh, listen, is your sister on any kind of medication

Uhh neither.

Um, could you just do the assignment and put my name on it?

Um, Dawson, if you happen to get any inspiration on the assignment

Um, if your father comes back tell him since it's Thursday night, I've gone out.

Um, maybe we should send our kid's to state school.

Um... nevermind.

Unlike some of your schoolwork, the lessons that you learned from this project,

Very good, well put. Thank you Kenny. Which leads me to your assignment

We don't need new menus or placemats.

We got slammed.

Well enlighten me. My econ. grade depends on it.

Well I'm not for it, but if that's what it takes...

Well it says 'Come one, come all'

Well you must have always been pretty ambitious to be doing so well, I mean...

Well, Abby, I do know that we should be working on our assignment.

Well, as in gay.

Well, calm down, Dawson. I just said I would crash at your house.

Well, I hate to break it to you, Peter Pan,

Well, I made other plans, Gail. It's Thursday.

Well, I thought you were coming in earlier, we needed you tonight.

Well, I work in a restaurant and with it like that,

Well, I'm sorry, Bessie, but I actually have a life.

Well, Laura practically did the whole thing.

Well, Mr. Matick said we should do some research in the field so...

Well, Mr. Matick, since marriage is a 50/50 partnership,

Well, you have nothing to worry about.

Went to Duke's. Met some new people. Danced a little. You?

What a day.

What are we doing here? Are we doing this project or are we moving in together?

What are you doing? Haven't you ever mopped before? You dip the mop in the bucket,

What are you laughing at?

What are you saying?

What do you mean as in same sex?

What do you mean gay?

What is going on here? Is something flooding?

What is it?

What is that?

What sex life?

What was that all about?

What?

What?

What? Who are you?

What's so funny?

When I close my eyes and think about where

When will you be back?

Who are you? What happened to Jen?

Who would you rather have sex with... Trey Carter or Jeff Birdwin?

Who's Laura?

Why are you so selfish? I mean, why do you act like that?

Why didn't you call me?

Why do we need two Range Rover's? Compromise Jeff.

Why not?

Why? What'd you do to her?

With Frank from accounting.

Yeah but the assignment is due tomorrow and we don't have a thing on paper.

Yeah but you're my little sister. I'm supposed to be taking care of you.

Yeah I was up all night cleaning. Look, Joey I need to talk to you...

Yeah I'm selfish!

Yeah it's the last remains of a decaying dynasty.

Yeah, but it's like they're so completely disgusting that it's almost erotic.

Yeah, but your sister drives a Saab man. And all those nice clothes...

Yeah, I do mind. You should probably go home.

Yeah, I feel like I've become one with this chair.

Yeah, I know that, but you get behind by one day,

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Yeah, just make sure everything is put away and spic and span. You know,

Yeah, look, I'm sure there are a thousand dimwits with highlights

Yeah, so I feel like the world's biggest chump here.

Yeah, somewhere like the Florida Keys... I've never been to Hawaii.

Yeah, yeah sure.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Did you?

Yeah. Just seduce him.

Yeah...

Yep, and you are having trouble facing that reality.

Yep. As is.

Yes I can, and I am.

Yes, you did. You were right.

Yes! It is your fault.

You and Pacey are a lower middle class family with three children.

You are so in denial.

You are so un enlightened. Didn't you grow up in the 60s?

You can't fire me.

You did, didn't ya?

You do. You do take care of me, Bessie.

You don't?

You handled him well.

You have an idea.

You know what I was thinkin'?

You know what, forget the honeymoon! You drive the cheaper car!

You know what, you're right.

You know what, you're right.

You know, I think our son is training to be a lawyer.

You know, it's funny.

You know, one day I'll get it together and you'll be proud of me.

You know, you're right. I should get some advice.

You must be incredibly talented.

You placed the kitchen and the bar and opposite ends of the restaurant.

You seem to be forgetting something and it's called first period.

You think I'm workin' here for kicks?

You think so?

You think we should take advantage of this moment of unsupervision.

You two, will be a well to do, same sex couple.

You will, someday.

You, Jane, Me Tarzan?

You're Andie's brother, right?

You're renting the place, as is?

You're right, I was.

...or you go back to Mr. Drake...

...or you go back to Mr. Drake...

...you can either give me another chance...

"Oh I'm just a salesclerk, a poor little salesclerk look for an apartment. "

~ ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE ~ season 2 ep. 03