Mean Girls (2004) Soundboard Edit

Aaron went to Northwestern, so I still get to see him on weekends.

Above the auditorium,

All right, have a good time, everyone

Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact

And how many people cried over it and stuff...

And I could not be happier that this school year's ending.

And I don't wanna be punished for being well liked.

And I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony.

And Janis was, like, weirdly jealous of him.

And make love to your woman On the bathroom floor

And OK, look, I'm not saying she's a stalker,

And she had some 99 cent lip gloss on her snaggletooth.

And she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it

And she wears it under all her clothes.

And some form of animal ears.

And the worst. Beware of The Plastics.

And then for my Hanukkah, my parents got me this pair

And we've spent the last 12 years in Africa.

And who's gonna have to take care of her? Me.

And winner of two gift certificates

And you're gonna get it right now.

And your Spring Fling Queen,

Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Are you still an asshole?

Because being with The Plastics was like being famous.

Because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group

Being at Old Orctard Mall kind of reminded me of being home in Africa.

Bitch.

But my family's totally normal.

But so far, none in Evanston.

But the thing is, I'm not really bad at math.

But wait. Aren't you so mad at Gretchen for telling me?

But you're totally gonna laugh when I tell you, so...

Cady Heron, they wanna see you in the principal's office.

Contestants, find the limit of this equation.

Did you have an awesome time?

Did you see her do it?

Do you have anything you wanna own up to?

Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back stabbing,

Don't look at me.

Don't worry, we're gonna find out who did it.

Don't you bring me down today

Even though I wasn't allowed to like Aaron,

Fine.

Giddyap jingle torse Pick up your feet

Girls who eat their feelings,

God, Mr. Duvall, can you wrap it up?

Have you ever walked up to people

He still doesn't want you.

Hey

Hey, hey, hey! How are my best girlfriends?

Hey, what's up?

Hey! Put that down!

Hey.

His name was Nfume, and we were 5.

I could hear people getting bored with me.

I got one too.

I gotta say, watching the police search my house

I had a great life

I had learned how to control everyone around me.

I had never felt this feeling before.

I have her test results. If you can have her give me a call as soon as she can.

I have to talk to you

I have.

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend,

I know what home school is. I'm not retarded.

I love seeing teachers outside of school

I mean, I guess she just likes the attention.

I need your parents to sign this so they know that you're failing

I pushed my husband into law school. That was a bust.

I think Cady's old enough to spend one night on her own.

I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something.

I'm failing almost everything.

I'm home! Hey, Kylie.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.

I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed her.

If I was gonna keep this going, I was gonna have to really commit.

In here, Miss Heron.

Is that your natural hair color?

It burned down in 1987.

It was full tilt jungle madness

It was perfect because the jock girls weren't afraid of her.

It's a costume party. People get pretty into it.

It's Cady's big day.

It's Halloween.

It's Monday.

It's October 3rd.

It's urgent. Thank you.

Jackpot. Gretchen's secret had put the plan back in motion.

Janis Ian.

Love you. Bye

Miss Caroline Krafft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows.

My mom used to give them to the kids in Africa to help them gain weight.

No more liars.

No, no, this is just how they work.

No.

No.

Not when you connect from Information.

Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk.

Now, I'm not gonna do that, because we've already paid the DJ.

Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial

Of course all The Plastics are in the same gym class.

Of course I'm not gonna make fun of her.

Oh, my God, I love this song!

Oh, my God! I love your skirt.

Oh, my God. Pretend you didn't hear that.

Oh, no. It was coming up again. Word vomit. No, wait a minute...

OK, everybody take some rubbers.

OK, it must be marked wrong.

OK, so I got enough cheese and crackers for eight people.

On Regina's whole dirty history.

Put it in the book.

Regina George is not sweet.

Regina George.

Regina wanted me to tell you that she was trying to hook you up with Aaron,

Regina.

Regina's spine healed, and her physical therapist

Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her,

Secret? What are you saying about?

She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

She said that?

She's grounded.

She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.

Shut up. I need to talk to you.

Snowing and blowing Up bustels of fun

So if you're from Africa...

So this is, like, a really huge deal.

So when are you gonna see Regina again?

So you can go shave your back now.

Taught her to channel all her rage into sports

Thanks

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.

That is so not right.

That was when there were three of us, and now the tallest go in the middle.

That's so sweet.

That's the jingle bell

The greatest people you will ever meet

The hard core girls just wear lingerie

The limit does not exist!

The secrets started pouring out.

There's only three girls in the whole school who aren't in it.

They wanted me to get socialized

They went out for a year.

This is ass, you guys.

To the Walker Brothers Pancake House,

Wait. I have this really good skin stuff I'll bring you.

Was Aaron blowing me off?

We have to talk to you.

We kept our eyes open for opportunities for sabotage.

We wanna invite you to have lunch with us

We were best friends in middle school.

We're gonna look so kick ass in these when we roll into Spring Fling.

Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you.

Well, maybe we just won't tell her

Well, there must be something you're good at.

What are you...? Hold on. Other line.

What has everybody been up to?

What was on the board behind Aaron's head?

Whatever.

Who's that from?

Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it?

Yeah, everyone in Africa can read Swedish.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Yeah, it was pretty bitchy, but I'm not mad.

Yeah, sure.

Yes

Yes. What's your question?

You cannot do that. That is social suicide.

You love Ladysmith Black Mambazo.

You never made up a rumor about anybody?

You thought was your friend?

You wanna go downstairs?

You're still an excellent student, right?

"Too gay to function"?! Hey!

Don't read ahead! No green pen!

Everybody done? No. Mom, I didn't do it.

Hello? Let's go out.

I'm not taking this anymore. Good for you, Gretch.

Marymount? 741.

No way! Oh, come on. We could publish it,

Nobody understands me. I understand you.

Oh, God. You dirty little liar

Really? Really.

Right. So you have your cousins

So, what are we doing this weekend? Yeah, what are we doing?

That's really interesting. Thanks.

Where's Cady? She went out.

Yeah. Be right back.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You look awesome! You look awesome!

You're not gonna call him, right? Do you think I'm an idiot?

...why are you white?

"at Barnes and Noble."

"Grool."

"Health, Tuesday/Thursday, Room G 14."

"Health. Spanish."