The Rehearsal - Season 1 Edit

A blog, gives information about things you could do

A decision tree that would guide us towards

A digital map of your entire home

A freelance writer and she has, um,

A friendship is? Like, you have no respect for me, no respect

A guy's hand and he just left it there

A happy outcome doesn't have to be left to chance

A planned response from Kor

A really good book called The Huntress,

A Thrifty Boy trivia night feature

About a lie he told his bar trivia team

About it, and I just I'm sorry

About just kind of saying the compliment

About life, but I was actually using these casual strolls

About my unpredictable bowel movements,

About the aftermath

About your education. I mean, it's really messed up

About, like, pineapple being a member

ALEX TREBEK: (OVER TV) These two title MTV cartoon guys thought

ALEX: (OVER TV) As a symbol of support

All right

All right, start finishing up your ballots

All right, well, can we like, discuss it after the trivia?

All your scores

Almost around the corner

American Airlines, Delta, um, Gogo inflight entertainment

An appeal for an actor named Vincent... um, Karth Karthreiser

An interactive video component in which he would

And bring them up to score when you're ready, all right?

And by the time we came of age, he doesn't wanna pay for it

And does the bar charge for seltzer water,

And have a plan for it

And hopefully, get him to open up

And I didn't

And I didn't want to leave anything to chance

And I feel You know? I just..

And I had 10,000 names in my head but I couldn't

And I kept that lie going on all that time

And I know you're against cheating and this isn't cheating

And I taught you them in advance without you knowing,

And I wanted your confidence to be up, but I feel terrible

And I was worried these answers weren't fully absorbed

And I'm Charlie Bucket, trying to get the

And I'm on TV now, and everybody now is gonna think

And I'm running out of excuses

And it just didn't switch on, and like, it was, you know that

And it kinda ate at me and then, you helped me, you know,

And it must feel good

And it was working

And led to the beheading of Louis XVI?

And like, he suddenly said like, something

And offered Tricia the opportunity

And saying things that are so unforgivable

And secure his favorite table using his hat

And since she was in a chatty mood,

And start over

And that would be unethical

And that's the extra cherry on the sundae, I guess

And the kinds of words that they might use

And the loser of tonight's trivia is..

And the problem was that I..

And the stuff, but I did have to take it to get it fixed

And then being able

And then, yeah, move on

And there is nothing he loves more than trivia

And when he didn't know an answer,

And when you reveal your true self,

And with the help of a fake you, I could practice

Any kind of conversation

Anything else about her

Apparently, there's a very big bird show there

Apply for jobs, so it actually went that far to even

Are you Are you starting with presidents?

As a physical set in a warehouse a few miles from here

At home for free

At meeting people for the first time

At predicting how people would act in a future situation

At the time

Awful person

Basically, it's like a portal, I guess, on some levels

Because bird watching is a thrifty thing to do

Because I was about to ask this man to trust me

Because I'm having this burden,

Because I'm sure someone's plucking your nerves today

Because of a leak in your building?

Because our readers really don't like to spend money

Because that's something we do out of habit already

Because the concentration is off

Because we were both bad at this

Because you actually didn't know I was doing it,

Beyond the actual night

Building's looking pretty tall

But 12 years of deception, that's Twelve years!

But due to just a slight difference in chairs,

But I I know I've seen it, but I couldn't imagine the name

But I did notice there were a lot of chairs,

But I don't feel I owe you an explanation

But I had arranged ahead..

But I wanted to show him

But I was just wanted you to focus on the confession,

But it seemed like the majority of posts were just apologies

But it's nice to have a new experience

But kids died in the factory

But Kor knew exactly what to talk about to cheer her up

But like, 'cause I thought you had a master's but..

But maybe it's more unethical to leave things to chance

But my roommate's definitely..

But on the ride home, Kor finally told me the name

But otherwise, I mean, aside from my roommates, I'm actually

But perhaps I had done something to put him off

But reflecting on it later, I realized he could have

But she did like to talk

But that didn't mean Tricia always took it well

But they didn't get some good fate out of it

But unlike real life, in here,

But what Tricia didn't know

But you do want people to know you exist

But you know my dad is really into birds

But you know, I've been living this lie all this time and

But, like It's, you know, it's very brave of you

By the time he got up to hand in his score sheet,

Can make people uncomfortable,

Can we get you another drink? Can I get you a drink?

Cause they look physically the same

Come clean about

Complaining about something

Consider to moving to another area?

Could affect Kor's confession,

Could only go down one on one, in a public place

Could radically transform the tone of his big moment

Data that would be crucial

Dedicated to low cost activities in New York

Depending on her mood, you don't wanna cross her

Did I tell you what happened with my laptop?

Didn't you say your trivia specialty

Distributing the rider's weight comfortably over a large area?

Distributing the rider's weight comfortably over a large area?

Do you have any funny moments that you had

Do you have it with no pulp?

Don't want the interruption happening during the confession,

Don't worry because I This story turned around,

Don't you feel upset about that

Donna Karan New York, DKNY

Especially after a couple rums and cokes

Even beyond the several predictions you can make

Even if it means I might lose a friendship in the process

Even though she was the one being interviewed

Every single permutation of this interaction

Everything that's happened so far today,

Except for the personality

FAKE PATRON 1: He lied about having a master's degree

FAKE PATRON 2: (SCOFFS) No master's degree?

FAKE PATRON 3: This guy is such a fraud

FAKE PATRON 4: Who doesn't have a master's degree?

FAKE TRICIA: How you doing?

FAKE TRICIA: I said early on that

FAKE TRICIA: I think it's really nice of you to get me a drink

FAKE TRICIA: Like, he just couldn't make

FAKE TRICIA: There's actually something I need

FAKE TRICIA: Tricia? Oh, that's my daughter's name

FAKE TRICIA: Um, I do love hummingbirds

FAKE TRIVIA HOST: ..

For Kor with no details about his friend

For my time. I don't give a crap about your education

For not having anything to post that day

For the big night, but making sure Kor knew the answers

For the main event

For the rehearsal actress

For the two of them from the bar

For those living with AIDS

Forever, and I wanna..

Fortunately, we had rehearsed for this exact scenario

From the Alligator Lounge

From the night

Full rounds of trivia into our rehearsal,

Guy has four people at gunpoint

Hang on a second

Have a ten to 15 minute break

Have you ever cheated at trivia?

He couldn't focus on anything else

He gave confusing signals

He lives in North Carolina, which I guess,

He might bail on the confession entirely

He wasn't doing it

He would arrive early,

He's gonna swallow me up or let me go free

Here are your two tickets for pizza

Hey guys, how we doing over here?

Hits it to the last spot

Hmm, how do I put it?

Hope you don't mind?

How did we end up here?

How would you take that? If you touched

Humor is my go to instinct, but every joke is a gamble

I also had Kor

I appreciate your motivation, but..

I assume you've seen some of my previous work? Or..

I can't remember, maybe I was about ten?

I consider it one of my, um..

I decided to create a blog of my own called Thrifty Boy,

I decided to give you a little buzz

I decided to let them think

I decided to... (SIGHS) ...give you a little buzz

I don't affirm people enough

I don't give compliments a lot, so I wanted to come clean

I don't know how to make a margarita

I don't owe you an explanation for that, I really don't

I don't remember the plot fully, what did Willy Wonka do?

I don't understand why you felt the need to lie

I don't wanna discuss it any longer about the situation

I feel bad that This has been bothering me a long time

I feel like it's um..

I felt kinda bad because I didn't wanna level with you

I fired too early

I got it off my chest, and I still won that night

I gotta tell you something

I gotta tell you something, and it's been eating

I guess I should have guessed when you said you were 39,

I guess there's some issues there

I had a master's degree when I was just getting

I had learned this firsthand when I met Kor

I have a friend on the team that keeps sending me,

I have an appointment to go to, sorry, I have to go

I have rehearsed it dozens of times

I have rehearsed it dozens of times

I haven't been able to face until now

I just heard their conversation

I just wanna say it and then pretty much have it dropped

I just wanna tell you

I looked like a fool

I mean, do you think I should say something about the doors?

I mean, do you think so? I don't know

I mean, how as a woman,

I mean, I think it's really useful

I mean, it's just one night of bar trivia

I mean, she's a single person and I guess..

I mean, that's not even a funhouse version of it

I mean, you should check it out

I mess up a good trivia night and I, um, lied to her

I owe you an apology for putting you through that,

I still get kind of nervous when I'm in a plane and..

I think it's just, like, we're all human beings here

I think you're... a great guy

I thought I would look cool,

I understand that

I wanna say I'm sorry

I was hoping it would be a window into Tricia's psyche,

I was only going for my bachelor's degree

I was overwhelmed by the chaos

I was ready to share more had the moment not been ruined

I wasn't sure if my portrayal of vulnerability was convincing,

I won a trivia night,

I would guess I would say, um..

I wouldn't know the name

I, um, told my friends that I had an advanced degree,

I'd intended the joke to be self deprecating

I'll read the book again just to... to look into it

I'll try just one more time

I'm gonna probably give you a little buzz tonight

I'm not gonna take the chance to miss good questions

I'm very good at television trivia

If it wasn't going well on the actual trivia night,

If you ever need to get in, the code is 1789

In a heated pool

In a photo, but he wouldn't tell me

In a replica of your home, with an actor playing you

In a trivia event, by ourselves, just between she and I

In addition to Kor's insights

In Brooklyn, and it seemed like any aspect of this space

In front of the gang and everything like that?

In just under two weeks' time. This is where it would happen

In moments, you can forget where you are

In the hopes that it would convince Kor

In their nearly 20 years of friendship

In this case, ask over the lady

In your building, that was my team

Interpreted it as a criticism

Interviewing a professional bird watcher for our site,

Into his brain

Into Kor's brain without him knowing

Into my secret warehouse to begin his rehearsal

Into specialized flowchart software

Into the Television Hall of Fame?

Is called Burj Khalifa

Is it sad for you?

Is television shows?

Is that she'd be interviewing her own doppelgänger,

It has It looks..

It is but there's even a limitation on that

It is tall, but it's not the tallest building in the world

It really hits it in..

It seemed like he had decided to go for it

It was a huge mistake, and you fucked this all up

It was the one place on earth you couldn't fail

It's I made a show called Nathan For You

It's a female

It's about four rounds

It's been eating at me for this

It's definitely someone that's on the team

It's gonna bring more suspicion to it

It's good except for one thing

It's one of those days where you're like,

It's something that's been eating at me for a long time

It's still pretty impressive

It's unforgivable. (SOBS) I don't wanna talk to you again

Just able to bottle up her rage because it was a stranger?

Just based after my childhood,

Just playing trivia and..

Just, yeah, it's nice to go like, come and..

Key milestones and help us avoid pitfalls

Kor doesn't tangle with

Kor had messaged Tricia to play trivia with him

Kor sat with her for the next hour and a half and began

Kor Skeet

Kor Skeet is a 50 year old teacher from Brooklyn, New York,

Kor was so convinced she would have an extreme reaction

Kor would have to make is where to sit

Kor, I think you need to take control

KOR: And then during that time,

KOR: And what made it worse was when I was graduating..

KOR: He's the earliest president we have that had

KOR: I wanna shut it down

KOR: I'm literally going into the unknown,

KOR: Pull

KOR: Well, it still felt good that I got it off my chest,

KOR: Yeah

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

Like has grandchildren still living from that generation

Like such a difference from just normally

Like the year the French Revolution started..

Like you're a great person

Like, but maybe he found a payphone, maybe, but like..

Like, I didn't actually end up losing the photos

Like, I really wanna understand like, why

Lots of people barely even finish high school

Marking the start of his window to come clean

Might give a reaction

Misinterpret his invitation as a sign of romantic interest

Mm

My bachelor's

My daughter's name was Tricia..

My educational situation is a fraud

My friendship with you means a great deal

My roommates are driving me crazy, and just,

My sister only got her GED like two years ago

My teammates all had advanced degrees

My whole educational status has been a scam

NATHAN: ..

NATHAN: ..

NATHAN: A few months ago, Kor responded

NATHAN: And as the clock kept ticking, he just sat there

NATHAN: And before long, it was time for trivia

NATHAN: And he grew frustrated that the stress of having

NATHAN: And he suggested trying to joke with her

NATHAN: And I'd adjust each time until I perfected it

NATHAN: And that's when he told me that

NATHAN: And we tried over and over

NATHAN: Are you sure you wanna do this? For sure?

NATHAN: As expected, Tricia showed up

NATHAN: As we neared the end, Kor seemed to be testing

NATHAN: At first glance,

NATHAN: But as soon as we started incorporating

NATHAN: But as we kept talking, I began to understand

NATHAN: But before it was over, I wanted to get a sense

NATHAN: But just starting his confession

NATHAN: But then, things started to turn around

NATHAN: But this was just laying the groundwork

NATHAN: But unfortunately, it wasn't enough

NATHAN: But when we ran that simulation,

NATHAN: But, of course, all this was designed

NATHAN: Could that joke have been it?

NATHAN: Each time we ran through the night, new variables

NATHAN: Every detail was meticulously replicated

NATHAN: For every way Tricia could react, I would input

NATHAN: He thought that greeting Tricia with a drink

NATHAN: Her article would entail

NATHAN: I didn't tell Kor,

NATHAN: I didn't want to go too deep into my private life,

NATHAN: I found myself in an odd situation

NATHAN: I had gone to incredible lengths

NATHAN: I have been told my personality

NATHAN: I knew that cheating at trivia was something

NATHAN: I told him we wanted the profile to include

NATHAN: I understand his dilemma

NATHAN: In our fake bar, we had practiced an option

NATHAN: Instead of trying to move on to another topic,

NATHAN: Is that a margarita? What is it?

NATHAN: It was an amazing streak that continued until the end

NATHAN: It was frustrating

NATHAN: It was one thing to get the trivia questions

NATHAN: It's good

NATHAN: Kor became entranced by the game,

NATHAN: Kor had told me there was a chance Tricia could

NATHAN: Kor proposed that on the night,

NATHAN: Kor was slightly off on the first question,

NATHAN: Kor was sticking to the script,

NATHAN: Kor was willing to point out his friend

NATHAN: Like... I don't think it'll go that bad

NATHAN: Maybe it's easiest to choose a path

NATHAN: Now, when you gave them access, they secretly made

NATHAN: Okay

NATHAN: Over the course of the 30 minute encounter,

NATHAN: Pull

NATHAN: So far it was going well, and it had to,

NATHAN: So we started going on daily walks just to chat

NATHAN: So, I had Kor practice some standard defenses

NATHAN: So, to get her better access,

NATHAN: So, you just wanna shut it down

NATHAN: There's something strange about entering a space

NATHAN: This is footage I collected

NATHAN: This would allow us to chart the optimal path

NATHAN: We had planned for Kor to get there early

NATHAN: We ran through the entire night 13 times

NATHAN: When he returned to the table

NATHAN: While we were practicing,

NATHAN: With just three days to go until Kor would meet up

New approaches,

No

No

No, I would not I'm not sacrificing trivia night

No, it's not that kind of place

No. One night of bar trivia is sacrosanct to us

Not at this point, but um..

Not in the best of spirits,

Now, is it mandatory to buy drinks?

Of his trivia friend, Tricia, and what she did for a living

Of how Tricia would respond to being lied to

Of round four, and he seemed to be brimming with confidence

Of the citrus family, and like

Of the conversation, she's not gonna give you an opening

Of their pizza oven

Of this particular trivia night

Off color joke I tried after a trip to the bathroom

Oh, my God, I should start traveling with a plunger

Oh, my God! That's nuts

Oh, my gosh

Oh, my gosh, I should start traveling with a plunger

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, okay

Oh, okay

Oh, she's a nice person, very nice, but..

Oh, well, thank you for the compliment

Oh, wow, I appreciate that so much, I had no idea

Oh, yeah?

Okay, I understand what you're saying and um..

Okay, is that a joke? Or just a line

Okay, well, do you wanna go into the confession?

Okay. Okay

Okay. Try it

On the actual night, it'll feel just like this

One of the bigger failures of my life

One time, like, the plane started plunging, so

Or do you wanna try that or..

Or how the situation is gonna go..

Or is that free?

Or other people are gonna react,

Or something like that, one of those reclining bikes?

Or the joy of a friendship strengthened

Orange juice, no pulp

Our actress had trouble getting a single word in,

Over 12 years ago

Pattern into breaking into the conversation

People don't always like what they see

People forced to buy drinks or food

Places the rider in a laid back reclining position,

Please don't go

Pretty happy with the way things are,

Read the questions for the Alligator Lounge's

Regardless, I was hopeful this blog would be enough

Rehearse the aftermath of his confession

Remember a couple of weeks ago, when the gas company came by

Right

Right

Right after the fourth round,

Right, but who cares if you lose the game?

See the thing is that, um, what made it worse

See, remember when I was showing pictures of my graduation

Seemed to be a bare bones website

Send my résumé just to appease you

SERVER: Two cheese? Okay, ten minutes

Sharing things that he had never told Tricia

She could read that as you flirting back

She looks so nice, what is it about her?

She's just gonna keep talking, right?

Shot someone in the head on his way in

Since she normally shows up at trivia

So everything that's happened so far today,

So he's the only one

So I have to work to offset that

So I was a little surprised, but you know,

So I'd pre planned for an elderly swimmer

So I'm thinking I'm gonna lose the pictures that are in there

So it would be easier for him to initiate

So maybe you make sure your drink isn't empty

So now, it's being shoved back in my face again,

So with the clock now ticking, I invited Kor

So, I don't know why Archie had trouble choosing them

So, I have all the apps, you know, for the different,

So, I knew what the trivia answers were going to be tonight

So, I planned a day trip for us upstate,

So, I'd rather say it at least after the last round,

So, our entire approach had to be planned around the format

So, that's no accident

So, to me, I gotta take one of them out of the equation

So, wow

So, you don't have a master's degree?

So, your last name is Skeet and you've never been

Some questionable things, he was this mysterious, um..

Sorry to bother you, my grandmother died of like,

Talking for the first time

Tallest building

Thank you so much

That even had a college degree

That he insisted the confession

That his bathroom was under equipped

That I couldn't be their friend after that

That I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder

That I didn't know them, that I'm a fake and you..

That if you plan for every variable,

That is so crazy

That was strategically designed to endear me to him

That'll be the Burj Khalifa in Dubai

That's Yeah, that's interesting, but I understand

That's gonna happen

That's indistinguishable from another

That's right, I'm gonna lose some points on this one

That's up to each individual establishment

That's very, very violent on some people,

The ability to know if I knew what how the other person

The actor I hired analyzed your submission video

The actual trivia questions that the real host

The band KISS was pretty cool

The child support, which could be for my college education,

The confession while her mouth was full,

The end, then the benefit is I can leave if I think,

The guns loaded with blanks,

The ideal thing would be to talk about it for five minutes

The moment you all have been waiting for,

The mutual disclosure of personal information

The other day I went to switch it on

The pit of the alligator, and..

The pizza tastes better after a certain, uh, period of time,

The pizza's good but then, after a couple of rounds,

The place where he would finally come clean

The questions that were in my wheelhouse, I was able

The real reason he had been putting this off for so long

The rider in a laid back, reclining position,

There was a problem. The table was taken

There's We have not had a problem with having

There's something I need to..

These exact words,

These exact words, in a replica of your home,

They're getting closer to making the pizza

They're the only two children of a president, that are twins

Thing of I was in the middle of writing something,

Thinking back, there was a somewhat

This chair is an exact

This has been eating at me for years

This is a mistake

This is so nice, it's like,

This is the potential

This is what we can do for your lie with your friends

This spice rack, it's the exact spices they have, the garlic..

This trivia team is his life

This woman didn't seem frightening at all,

Thrifty Boy, I arranged an interview

Through the evening

To a vague Craigslist post I put on the internet, sharing a story

To always know the answers

To answer those particular questions correctly

To any advance she might make

To begin his confession, but for some reason,

To camera, so our readers could play along

To confess this lie was affecting his trivia game

To covertly implant every single trivia answer

To eliminate all uncertainty

To free yourself from doubt and regret,

To get a sense of what their reactions might be,

To interrupt us,

To lay the perfect foundation for him to confess his lie

To lighten her spirits

To me, it's like It's a little surreal at times because..

To mimic your speech patterns and psychology

To save money and have fun

To secure his chosen table

To tell me this, and I really had no clue

To the point where he's lying to them every day

To think that I would even continue lying to you

To wait for his pizzas,

To write an article for us. And luckily, she took the gig

Tricia wasn't talking

TRICIA:

TRICIA:

TRICIA: But you don't really, recline the seat of a bike,

TRICIA: Good!

TRICIA: I've, uh I've heard the name

TRICIA: Probably a train. I think Amtrak did that but I'm not sure

TRIVIA HOST: And the correct answer to that

TRIVIA HOST: The correct answer is the French Revolution

TRIVIA HOST: The correct answer to that is a recumbent bike

TRIVIA HOST: The correct answer, gunpowder

TRIVIA HOST: What mode of transportation

Trivia would be, I think, the only place that would not arouse suspicion,

Two cheese pizzas, please

Uh, factory full of candy,

Uh, if she

Uh, she has a..

Uh, sometimes we would order some pizza

Uh, that after all these years, I'm inviting her by myself

Uh, these freaking recumbent bikes are everywhere

Uh, who hosted Wheel of Fortune

Uh, yeah, I... Um..

Uh..

Uh..

Uh... It's the option..

Um, I know you're all settled here but would you

Um, I'd rather not reveal the name,

Um, jobs that require a master's degree

Um, my whole educational life has been, like, uh,

Um, said that I got a master's degree

Um, wanted to seem like I was smarter than I was

Uncertain environments and I became really good

Upcoming trivia night

Was designed to get him to open up about this stuff,

Was I came into the group, the trivia group..

Was Kor worried for nothing, or was Tricia

Wasn't the only challenge

We actually did better than expected,

We had real beer on tap and even a working simulation

We started with basic blocking, and the first choice

We then recreated every detail of this space

We were trying to help you get a job 'cause you said

We'd hire to base her performance on,

We're gonna start playing trivia

We're gonna take a ten minute break, and I'm gonna add up

Well Oh, then that would be extremely appealing, yes

Well, good luck to you, sir

Well, I guess so

Well, I just, um, you know,

Well, if I move it then

Well, it's funny that you think about losing, I wanted

Well, it's me with my my parents, I was

Well, there's, uh, um, usually six questions per round,

Well, they supposedly died, I don't know for sure

Were introduced that he would have to adapt to

What conflict began in 1789

What do you mean by violent?

What is the number on the roof of the bus in Speed?

What mode of transportation places

Whatever the reason, I couldn't stage a rehearsal

When he'd be confessing

When there's something you could have done

When we're hanging out in the city in a bar, you know,

When you can live the future first

Where he would get pizza for both of them

Where his confession opens the floodgates to actually

Whether it be the torment of a friendship lost..

While he went to grab their trivia sheet and drinks

Who are you worried about specifically?

Who is the youngest person to ever be inducted

Who would be studying her every move

Who'd take the pizza, the faster it comes

With a bird? With birds? Or any fun stories about birds?

With a special focus on the moment

With his life

With the real Kor, it didn't land

With the real trivia host at one of the other bars he hosts at..

With Tricia at the real Alligator Lounge, I had over

Would be asking would involve some sort of cheating,

Would be its own challenge

Would help put her in a good mood,

Wow, that's rough. I'm sorry to hear that. I really am

Wow, this is..

Wow, we are not good at this

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! It'll be like walking in, in a normal level,

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, just..

Yeah, so that will probably make him laugh

Yeah, thank you

Yeah. There were questions that were in my wheelhouse

Yes, I was married for five years

You can always hit the reset button

You can leave them on, it's fine

You don't meet too many other Tricias,

You got everything off your chest,

You got this off your chest,

You had a master's degree, and that was all bullshit!

You know, airlines, on my phone, ready to go,

You know, like, "Hey, I'm running late,"

You know, there's been, uh, something on my mind

You see that balloon there? That's in the real bar

You think he'd find that funny? Or

You trying to get me drunk?

You'll know what exactly to say for every possible way

You're an awful..

You're leaving your hand touching hers right there

You're making some dreams happen for me

You're the, um..

You're Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory

You've tainted, you've ruined the whole thing for me,

Your master's degree, 'cause I thought you did

30 actors occupy the space, playing customers, servers

...spring person. It's all over my DKNY pants

"Cheap Chick in the City"? Cheap Chick in the City

(ACTOR CHUCKLES) That's okay, that's funny,

(BELL DINGING) Hang on a second, one second

(BOTH LAUGH) Leave it on, please

(CHUCKLES) Oh, door city over here

(CHUCKLES) So, this is, um

(CHUCKLES) Oh, well, well

(CHUCKLES) Yeah

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that was a..

(CROWD CHEERING) (LAUGHS)

(CROWD CHEERING) Look at you!

(FAKE PATRONS MUTTERING) 🎵 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

(GRUNTS) TRICIA:

(GUNSHOT) (GROANS)

(GUNSHOT) KOR: Oops

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (BELL DINGS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER) Thank you. I'll be right back

(INHALES SHARPLY) NATHAN: And now it's gotten

(KNOCKING AT DOOR) FAKE GAS COMPANY WORKER:

(KOR CHUCKLES) Oh. Mm hmm. NATHAN: But..

(SNICKERS) Ooh! Good?

(TRICIA SIGHS) I decided to get you a rum and coke, a little buzz

a couple years ago? Yeah, sure

about jobs that have a master's degree Definitely not gonna do that

about that

about that. TRICIA: Okay. Well..

after that, like... FAKE TRICIA: Oh

ALEX: Ben? Who are Beavis and Butt Head?

ALEX: From 1970 to NATHAN FIELDER: I'm not good

ALEX: Yup! Uh, TV character for 400

And Okay

and a margarita, please? Coming right up

and HIV

and I do recommend it. It's World War II. FAKE TRICIA: Okay

And I kinda went along with it

And I'm not a big..

And none of them had twins within that range

And then go to the presidents? Yeah

And to I think... Very cool, okay

Are they expensive? No. No

at me for years

at this point in the night. Okay

basically

before Pat Sajak. Okay

brain cancer recently... Same

but before the scores

Can you just take tinier sips? I got it, take tiny sips

Cheap Check in the City. Cheap Chick in the City

Cheap Check in the City. Cheap Chick in the City

Do you have any orange juice? Yes

don't have master's degrees

Eh

FAKE TRICIA: Hey. Hi, Trish the dish

FAKE TRICIA: Nice to meet you

FAKE TRICIA: Oh, yeah? He seriously has like

FAKE TRICIA: Oh, yeah. Red ribbons

FAKE TRICIA: Yeah

for a bunch of mimes

for me and my sister

for our rehearsal

get along pretty well

go to presidents? I started with twins and I connected to

Good. I'm fine, thank you

Have you ever been? Never

Hey. Oh, hey. Nice to meet you

Hey. Hi, man. KOR: Hi. Trish the Dish

Hey. Nice to meet you. Nathan. Pleased to meet you. How are you? Kor

Hi, can I help you? Yes, can I have an orange juice, no pulp,

Hi. Nathan. FAKE KOR STREET: Hey

Hi. Nathan. FAKE KOR: Hi. Hey, hi

Hi. Nathan. Hi. (CHUCKLES) Hi

Huh? You fired too early, man

I For years,

I don't have a daughter. Um... Oh, wow! Okay

I don't know about that. I Yeah

I hope to continue that way

I kinda felt bad about that. Well, it's so sweet to finally tell me, I had no idea

I know it sounds outrageous

I think we're good

I was married for three years. Oh, didn't know that

I would have lost a point... FAKE TRICIA: Yeah

I'll leave my shirt on

I'm afraid I haven't. Okay. Um..

I'm not a big summer person. Uh huh

I'm sorry that I... (SIGHS) It's fine, no worries

I'm the bad guy in the story? Well, but he's a dream maker

I've had to deal with and um..

if they actually NATHAN: Okay

in the hopes... KOR: Pull

is like a sentimental thing

is what I am saying. I see

it revealed a problem

It'll be more of a joke. Okay

It's just kind of like Yeah. That's nice of you to say

kind of a fraud

KOR: I can understand that

KOR: Okay. NATHAN: But then, something happened.

KOR: That's very touching. Of course

KOR: Yeah

Like everyone's drunk, right? KOR: No

Mm hmm

Mm hmm. FAKE TRICIA: ...but that was actually a lie

NATHAN: Okay

NATHAN: Trivia Which is an ex

NATHAN: Um... Yeah

NATHAN: Wasn't he a bad guy? Well, he had

NATHAN: Who? Oprah Winfrey

No

No pulp. Okay

No, I'm starting with twins

No, it's not, I'm just kidding

No, no idea

Not even stillborn twins, not even like in that situation

Not for that, no

of the environment

Oh, door city over here. Uh, yes

Oh, I mean, definitely

Oh, I'm so sorry about that

Oh, my gosh

Oh, okay

Oh, okay

Oh, okay

Oh, well

Oh, wow! You've quite a collection. Yeah, I'm a bibliophile

Oh. NATHAN: Yeah, so..

Okay

Okay

Okay, okay. For example

One of the what? Biggest failures of my life

Only in New York

Or shoes off? No, no, no,

or someone you know TRICIA:

Or? Just kidding

pinpoint anybody. Sure

Prayers for the family

pretty well

pretty well, right? Okay, I'd like to continue it

process. Oh, my God

right? Yeah

Right? So, maybe tiny sips. Right

SERVER: Two cheese? Yes. Thank you

sharing some laughs so far. Yeah. Yeah

Shoes off or... Oh, please walk as is

skeet shooting? No, no

So Like, you know, call me names

So, how are you feeling? Fantastic

sometimes having eight or nine kids

Thank you so much

Thank you so much. No worries

Thank you, You are, you are

That's what you said before

The Burj Khalifa? Huh. Yup. The Burj Khalifa

This These rips KOR: Wow!

This is like, really Yeah, I knew it was a bike

This might It sounds heavy, but actually,

this time

to come clean about. Um... Okay

to confess his lie

to know my bearings

to tell you this

too much. Oh, my God! Okay

TRICIA: KOR: Yeah, Jenna and Laura

TRICIA: With all the presidents,

TRICIA: (CHUCKLES) Gosh! Now what?

TRICIA: Hey! Trish the dish

TRICIA: Me too

TRICIA: Mm hmm. ..

TRICIA: Mm hmm. And I..

Um... Oh

Was he good? Well, he created

Well, I was just trying to Is this what you think

Well, you know? (LAUGHS) I think we're gonna get along

What did you put in it? I don't know Just make

What? 🎵 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

What..

What's going on here? It's a hostage situation,

What's the blog called? Cheap Chick in the City

What's up? Hmm

What's yours? This one? KOR: Yep. Yes

when we actually won. Well, congrats

whenever I need to fly. Yeah

with an actor playing you. Okay

working with real people... KOR SKEET: Yeah

Wow! That's crazy. Oh, my God

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, and that, even that's... Well..

Yeah, if you want. Oh, that'd be nice of you

Yeah, uh huh

Yeah. ...the basil

Yeah. Wow

Yeah. I'm So far, so good. I mean, we've been having fun

Yeah. Yeah. TRICIA: Okay

Yes

Yes. ...in 1789

Yes. No surprises

Yes..

You know, uh, maybe it's there? That's right

You'll know. Yeah

You've never? I Never in my entire life

🎵 (MILD TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 NATHAN: So, posing as the founder of the popular blog

🎵 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 🎵 She's been mostly

🎵 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 🎵 You mentioned you were married

🎵 (MUSIC FADES) 🎵 ...I mean it's like..

🎵 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

🎵 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 NATHAN: But when I saw the trivia bar Kor frequents,

🎵 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 Um, the Bush twins

🎵 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 NATHAN: Cheap Chick in the City

🎵 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 NATHAN: I was surprised by how not mad Tricia was

🎵 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵 NATHAN: It's hard to say what about this place

..

..

...and this Terrible thing

...exactly the way it is. The portrait kind of tilts

...on the color

...the perfect replica

'cause I knew the answers, I knew the answers

'cause I was like, I mean, like I said,

'Cause I'm sure everyone's been plucking on your nerves,

'cause it's a little young to have a daughter these days

'cause we can actually just lose points

"How to Make Love All Night and Drive a Woman Wild?"

"How to Make Love All Night and Drive a Woman Wild?"

"Okay, too hairy," and say, "Oops,

"You don't need to be rude

(BREATHES SHAKILY) But

(CHUCKLES) Hello!

(CHUCKLES) You know I don't drink very much,

(CHUCKLES) You know?

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLICKS TONGUE)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INHALES SHARPLY) You know how important this was for me?

(KOR LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(SCOFFS) Then I'm gonna have two things against me,

(SIGHS)

(WATER SPLASHING)

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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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🎵 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 🎵

🎵 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 🎵

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🎵 (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

🎵 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

🎵 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 🎵

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🎵 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

🎵 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 🎵

🎵 Anything you want to, do it Want to change the world?🎵

🎵 Come with me and you'll be 🎵

🎵 Explanation 🎵

🎵 If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it 🎵

🎵 In a world Of pure imagination 🎵

🎵 Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination 🎵

🎵 There's nothing to it 🎵

🎵 Traveling in the world Of my creation 🎵

🎵 We'll begin with a spin 🎵

🎵 What we'll see will defy 🎵