Girls5eva - Season 1 Edit

A bird just flew into it. Call me

A bulk order of 200 condoms

A DJ asked us if we wanted to headline this

A duet with Prince

A fake cell phone and stole my rental car

A fun song like our old stuff

A giant tongue comes out..

A job on TV, where I get to go,

A lot of activity out of the Tampa area

A mansion where reality judges live among horror pranks

A minor

A New York lonely boy is the greatest gift

A New York lonely boy there

A parent could ask for

A performance, there's a meet and greet

A prank to see if we could get an older woman

A sanctuary for crabs

A second alarm goes off

A shoe you are still wearing today

A sickly little prince. Oh

A son born to older parents

A song that's all..

A straight shot down to his asshole

A test

A woman exploiting a man sexually,

Aah

ABBA, "Dancing Queen"

About how you and Kev are doing

About taking up the salesperson's time

About the future

Accessing camera role

Accidently being a Karen

Actually, before the BBQ,

Adjunct pay was garbage. I'm at Columbia now

After "Yesternights" underperformed,

After Daddy's Crush,

After four or five washes

After I went solo,

After Percy and Thomas made fun of him

After we get these ladies cleared off

Against the Kids' Choice Awards

Ah

Ah, babe, I've been a butthead

Ah, Daphne. That's not interesting

Ah, oh, my gosh

Ah, supes hot, babe

Ah! Ah!

Aha, "I am guilty

Alf will be with you Now

Alf's gonna write us a hit

All dumped once their spouses got famous

All her security have cauliflower ear,

All not dentists now

All right, I get that,

All right? I gotta print out his porn for him

All singing: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All tea, no shade. Thank you

All this is supes aboveboard, actually

All winter, we have been headlining the Zero Rules Tour

All: [harmonizing] * Us *

All: [vocalizing nasally]

All: * And the rocket's red glare *

All: * Coming up, coming up *

All: * First you grab your ear like *

All: * Five eva *

All: * Forever *

All: * Four Stars *

All: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *

All: * Girls five eva *

All: * Girls five eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 3 gether *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Gonna be famous 5eva *

All: * Knowing we might fall, but we might *

All: * Oh, say can you see *

All: * Ooh *

All: * Ooh * Have you ever wanted

All: * Ooh * Have you ever wanted..

All: * Ooh * The perfect girl..

All: * Our imperfection *

All: * Playing with our brand new flip phones *

All: * Quit flying planes at my heart *

All: * So what if we risk it all and try *

All: * Stronger than the best *

All: * We're coming up, coming up *

All: * We're gonna be famous five ever *

All: * We're gonna start fresh *

All: * Women are an ocean of secrets *

All: * You'll never want to *

All: * You'll never want to *

All: Ah!

All: Ah!

All: Diva, diva, diva!

All: Oh!

All: We are Girls5eva!

All: Worth it!

Ally

Almost as much as I love boys, boys, boys

Also I've had three [whispering] n****nis

An anthem to things that aren't perfect

An irresponsible amount of shawarma

An old Ringling Brothers contract

An owl or something, if it warrants the pen

And and Flex could do push ups or something?

And oh! It worked! Mine is short

And "can a mouse get in your vagina at night?"

And "Monster Mash 2," our scraps

And a bad haircut on her. Yeah

And a motel is just a patch

And a sponsored post for weight anxiety sneakers

And A.I.R.P.I.G. only

And all I said was, "Happy Tuesday

And as soon as we start booking gigs,

And back each other up, we can convince them

And Bad Bunny could do amazing things with the splingy

And because our fog machine is set to have healing properties

And bring you a little rent

And compare the bible to characters

And created something wholly original..

And creek sniffing, and I might draw

And crotch of S'LEAKS

And Dale Froutsight

And did one pair of feet make it or two?

And doing your job for you, Dawn, all right?

And don't just say that you're gonna

And don't worry about what it is or who it's with

And drown you too

And for making us panic before the show,

And for not once apologizing for anything

And get far away from here, Bitchard Nixon!

And get far away from here..

And get him to write us another hit?

And get out before we're swarmed by fans

And go be on TV in Atlanta

And go human

And guess whose song is playing in the background?

And had to connect through Port au Prince

And have a perfect weekend, and we have nothing

And having full custody of four spaniels

And he called it Jingle Ball material

And he can sue if we sing any Girls5eva songs

And he made me look down, and then when I looked down,

And he never leaves his compound,

And he recently turned down a collaboration with Future

And he's frozen all of our credit cards

And he's the one with the money?

And he's way too confident to have a weird dick

And here comes more pedaling!

And hotels, but then Kev did my love languages

And Hugh Hefner told me through mutuals

And I almost missed everything

And I am gonna be here all night

And I am working on something big

And I can't afford to get it fixed

And I can't wait to inspire the crap out of some queer women

And I could definitely make a million dollars here..

And I don't care!

And I don't have to go relieve my dad's nurse until 6:00

And I don't know or care to explore why

And I don't like that feeling

And I get paid by the goose

And I had to sc**** it out with an envelope

And I have a daughter with Kev,

And I have punched out so many car windows

And I let everybody down?

And I love my New York lonely boy

And I love the other judges

And I never said anything

And I never stopped, and now Caroline

And I never told you my name

And I pull it

And I pull that son of a bitch through the windshield!

And I saw Anita Baker at the Trop!

And I signed a thousand year contract

And I take one of those photos that's like..

And I think he used

And I was full of n****nis! [gasps]

And I was in Boys Next Door

And I will go back to LA

And I'd do it, and then, he'd go,

And I'm loving the conversation she's having

And I'm not gonna ruin my one weekend a month

And I'm on theme

And I'm worried

And I've got a pair of Skechers I need to return

And if I am not out cold, I will punch you back so hard

And if it's a man, he'd better be hotter than me

And if it's a sex cult,

And it just wrecked me

And it looks insane?

And it's buzzy. And it's free

And it's got six laptops

And Jimmy thinks it would be cool if you did live backup

And just to give you all a taste of my vocals,

And keep the angles hot! You know?

And Kev

And Kev hasn't reposted it yet

And last weekend we had sex in the same room

And let you in on what's happening

And look who played the year we got bumped

And make an official announcement

And mannequins that have nipples

And Max had to spend an extra three hours

And most importantly,

And my ass is what babies are based on

And Nance is taking me to the next level

And Nance, and we'd lose our gravy trains

And no artist ever makes dick oh

And not learn how to kidnap somebody

And now I'm a spokesman for CBD pacifiers

And now I'm cleaning it up with my mouth

And now it's my turn

And now she's like an icono mogulpreneur

And now..

And once he clears out the fake skin products

And one of you is getting him

And only one is dead

And ovulation takes a couple days,

And random slimes

And read this!

And Red Bull, and our soup is Italian divorce

And refused to play venues

And reminds me that it's insane,

And right now, Girls5eva has a little heat!

And see what or

And sell catchphrase dog raincoats

And sell the footage to a Brazilian prank show

And she could give two Fs

And she fasts while she writes

And she got electrocuted in the crotch

And she got me this place a long time ago

And she got us through all our breakups with Moby

And she's a banger

And show your stomachs!

And start telling it like it is

And stunning sounds of Buffalo, New York

And success at the same time

And Summer, so many options

And take that scarf off

And that's a wrap on hot dogs!

And that's why I love you

And the blood was borrowed and new

And the Hair and Makeup Guild put an inflatable rat

And the of four us. My idea from before

And the original entertainers were,

And the remix, and please remember NYU was expensive

And the theme I always came back to was

And then he's gonna lip sync about it

And then I grab a big lollipop,

And then Judge Judy and Jerry Judy

And then realize that your butt crack

And then some of us got a gift basket

And then the credit card lady said that there were condoms

And then there's a tube

And then we're like

And then wear them to the club that night

And then, when I take my glasses off,

And there was no broom, that'd be weird

And there's a small clause where your body could be used

And they can't take our voices. Those are ours

And they could terminate your contract immediately

And they don't even wanna hear our new stuff

And they have the most feet

And they're offering you a thousand year deal

And they're the hottest shapewear

And things rot pretty fast when your anchor store

And this is actually my seventh girl group

And this very sweet teenager made it for me

And to hell with anyone who says we're not worthy

And Twins!, Divacups,

And until we really take off, I think you need a job

And us

And used your money for this. It's a yurt, and it's a palace

And vertical no! No! Up and down

And wants to know if you could tweak it

And we are not coming out

And we just had a dream day

And we made..

And we need to get to Jingle Ball!

And we're gonna give your Airbnb four stars

And wear the jacket on the commute

And what drew me to this role

And whether you mean to or not,

And Wickie Wickie is a sexy Geppetto!

And Wickie, you can't wear those braids on TV

And wondering what I'm up to

And yet, I'm still not giving up

And you better take me to the GRAMMYs and not Mom

And you can tell me when to drop it

And you can throw your body

And you can't

And you do have a little traction right now

And you don't mountain bike? What?

And you know what? Honestly, it feels kinda good

And you need some money coming in that's just yours

And you..

And you're all gonna sit there quietly and watch us

And you're full of your own catch phrases

And you're too ashamed to tell us?

And your interests

And Zander's army of fans... Zander Fanders

And, I mean, I don't know why they would not be

And, well, that's our bus

And, yes, I slept over last night

And, you know, getting a ton of rest

And..

And..

And... It's gone

Announcer: Still pedaling

Annual list of top doctors

Anyhow, you want me to walk you around?

Anything by the Stones,

Anything could be on there, unlicensed samples, malware,

Anything crazy?

Anyway, I looked the phrase up

Anyway, Lil Stinker booked Fallon

Are all the teeth fixed in the city?

Are croutons wood?

Are crying real tears

Are much more likely to be killed off

Are often admired for their ability to exhibit power

Are really low, so you guys go

Are we really gonna deprive him of a sibling?

Are you feasting on youth?

Are you not in for another baby?

Are you still jealous of Jeter?

Aren't you going down to the lobby?

As a benevolent hot witch

As a judge on "American Warrior Singer

As a vanity project

As that brat's doll that got recalled

As well as my love of all things humor

As you walk away from something

Ashley deserves better than this

Ask about our advertising rates

Ask smarter questions, Paul

Asked us to share a banana

At all, but, uh,

At Ashlee Simpson's Walk of Fame removal ceremony

At Jingle Ball

At least I'm not golfing! [laughs]

At least you get the place to yourself today

At me. Hand it back

At Rock N' Jock, badminton,

At the Bernardone's

At the flight paths celebrities often take

At the Victoria's Secret Trampoline Park

At WTIT News Tampa

At..

AWS is the first show created entirely

Babe, I've never had anything that was just mine

Babe, where do we live?

Babyface. Babylegs

Back to one! [cheers and applause]

Back to the fame and the lifestyle

Back when my knees were gorgeous?

Bags are my bag because I'm launching a bag line

Based on the terms of your original contract

Be perturbed, my sovereign! Yes, Wickie live!

Be strong. You got this

Be the hero of your own journey!

Because "don't wanna disrupt Stevie's education"

Because behind every great song

Because for the first time in my life,

Because he wears a very big watch

Because he's only concerned with the present

Because I don't know how to cook salad

Because I don't know how to do anything

Because I don't want to. Because my butt hurts

Because I had a rosé explosion

Because I like how men's bodies are flat

Because I love you guys

Because I need a centered pocket

Because I never had to learn

Because I never say anything to anyone ever

Because I volunteered to get bumped for cash

Because I'm doing something that's insane

Because I'm gonna make the greatest salad

Because I'm just too hot

Because I'm on my journey to know stuff,

Because I'm seriously obsessed with these

Because if the sun hits her at that angle,

Because in Swedish, it is..

Because it doesn't go with the, you know,

Because it is skin

Because it should be "side pieces five life

Because Larry accidentally said it?

Because of the #blessings God has bestowed on my family

Because one day, it will be gone

Because our next performer's name reminds us

Because outside of being a mom,

Because reality TV judges work tugboat captain hours

Because Summer doesn't count

Because that sounds freaking amazing

Because the pilot's spouse was watching

Because the salon won't accept sconces!

Because the same thing's happening to you

Because their slime contains Roundup

Because they didn't think that I could do it

Because they have a boner for nostalgia

Because this afternoon,

Because this mess is tragic

Because those skillsets rarely overlap

Because tourists take them off the beach

Because we already have an Ashley

Because we're gonna be friends five eva,

Because we've worked so hard on it

Because what you'll get to see

Because what you're saying is not making sense

Because you are grounded and normal

Because you didn't catch a Frisbee

Because you feel bad

Because you forced me to examine my life, Gloria

Because you won't even wear reading glasses

Because, unlike you, Zander, we have stuff

Before all those boy bands pop boners and age out

Before she had that magic day

Before the rant starts

Before we get to this morning's WNHL matchup,

Before you know it,

Behind closed doors

Being announced

Believe me, I got serious fast

Besides fail to grow a mustache over that sinkhole?

Besides mastering the AeroPress

Between MMA fights while they mop up blood

Beyoncé Sasha Fierce

Big charges to a florist

Big eyes like a Margaret King painting

Big time dwasg song

Birthdays, communication, fights, nachos

Black Eyed Peas, Britney, Katy Perry!

Blake, sometimes you just gotta let Gwen be Gwen

Blessed!

Bon Jovi's mansion and go,

Both: * Because we filed the paperwork *

Both: * I fell in love with you *

Both: * Ooh, ooh, ooh *

Both: * Stronger than the best *

Both: * To you *

Both: * We are stronger than the best *

Both: * What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *

Both: Dawn?

Both: I miss this

Both: Smells

Boy band and girl groups' royal couple

Boy, you have zero presence

Brexit, tiny houses, Bindi Irwin is hot now

Bring power vocals and a transcendent star quality

Britney, " I'm A Slave 4 U," Destiny's Child "Cater 2 U,"

Brooke Hogan,

Brought to you by Perdue Zero

Brought you something to unbox

Bummer city, they want me to come in early AF

Bus

But are still great, just like the four of us

But come on

But could I just go grab a tea real quick

But don't fight the transition to judge

But for masturbators

But friends, things aren't always easy at home

But he must have been in the crowd feeling seen

But I can end songs with sultry femininasty phrases

But I can't leave them again, they're my friends

But I can't listen to this delusion anymore

But I didn't watch all this true crime TV

But I do need your support, Scott,

But I do see individual potential here

But I don't know that I want to tie up my corpse that long

But I forgot what it feels like

But I got us a major gig,

But I guess I'm gonna have to Fedex Wickie's check to LA

But I had to give it up, because, you know,

But I have an amazing feeling

But I I do believe in women helping women

But I like it

But I need you to fight down here

But I really think that if we agree

But I think you should keep her

But I was wrong

But I wouldn't count on her

But I'm excited!

But I'm sorry..

But I've actually never been to a Pride party before

But if you're stronger than the best,

But inside it's full of crab

But instead of leaving,

But it looks like you've got yourself

But it's 2015, so God bless

But it's a lever

But it's fucking with me onstage

But it's no dream job

But maybe leave out the mom stuff

But my body keeps rejecting it

But no judgments we both hooked up with celebrities

But now you make me feel as if I know nothing

But only if the other three women sing with me

But our credit card got funked up

But she also submits fiction to "The New Yorker

But that piano doesn't fit into our life

But that place looked like it was staged 20 minutes ago

But that would never happen with me and Kev

But that's been a while

But that's just a Band Aid

But that's just Paris, baby

But that's not on you

But that's the journey

But the compromise erases any satisfaction

But the machine, she had a different plan

But the tables are turned, baby

But the way you worked together to defeat the warrior,

But then "Remember Max and I love you

But then after, I was like, pff, I get it

But then last month, I was panning deep

But then you think about walking

But there's a clock on these things, all right?

But they forget that we have a secret weapon

But they still fit because leather stretches like skin,

But this is about you, Summer

But this is killing me!

But this is real fight or flight stuff

But this isn't a real relationship

But this kid, he teaches us things

But this meeting is already 14 seconds over time,

But try next week. She could bounce back

But we are 30 feet from doing what we set out to do,

But we don't all get our ultimate dream

But we have adult ear holes now

But we have adult ear holes now

But we should do more shows with him

But we tell the front desk to send us to her room

But we're gonna need to take the hair back

But what I did took a ton of work

But what is this?

But when I look at it, it makes me feel like I can do anything,

But when you're building a practice,

But y'all are the real stars

But yes, it is Christmas time, Stet

But you can do it without me

But you cannot make him stop

But you don't seem like the kind of guy

But you got into my head,

But you know what I meant, right?

But you left your neck unprotected,

But you made me realize I need to go deeper,

But you'd only let us meet him from really far away

But you're clinging to a fantasy

But you're in good company. John Slattery has one

But, Dawn..

But, uh, check please

But, Wickie, for the rest of your life,

By a more approachable manager?

By a ratings algorithm

By having a car

By Odin's golden thumb

By some evil record dude

By tearing each other down

Bye, "Cribs

Bye, Dawn!

BYO mop

Called fabinets, very eco chic

Came close, but

Can be just as powerful a motivator

Can kill even the most amazing relationship

Can someone hold my hand?

Can you imagine?

Cannot legally keep you from filming a test drive

Captain..

Carnival went with Ken Bone

Caroline and I were actually the first gay couple

Cause I already learned knots

Cease and desist, bitch!

Cease and desist, bitches!

Cease and desist, bitches! [cheers and applause]

Cease and desist!

Champagne me, baby

Check this out

Check us out on Spotify!

Cherish this time

Chomping on Raisinets like it's your identity?

Choo, choo

Christina, Gwen Stefani,

Club sandwich

Come down from a laugh, judges. Now

Come home three weekends a month

Come on

Come on

Come on, girls

Come on. Back to one

Come on. In the bowl

Come on. Show yourself, dipshit

Come pick up Ghislaine,

Come, come

Comes to light

Coming out sideways here

Common ass kestrel

Congratulations, Wickie

Congratulations. Thanks

Considered way too into steampunk

Constant Productions is offering you stability

Cool

Cool

Crank that pony tight as J.Lo's

Daphne

Daphne?

Darles? Hmm?

Dawn, come on. We got work to do

Dawn, I have acts that need ear warms

Dawn, I quit the restaurant

Dawn, I'll start with your feet. No

Dawn, it's your turn

Dawn, Wickie's package is a grand piano

Dawn!

Dawn! Dawn! Dawn! Dawn!

Declan blew out his arms

Demonstrates new bonding techniques crowded

Desmond wanted to drink, so I was like, "I'll drive

Did Biebs dump you yet, huh?

Did both sides of the David O

Did we cause Hillary to lose Pennsylvania?

Did you brush before seeing me?

Did you know that queer female TV characters

Did you make

Different spelling

Divorce is expensive as hell

Divorced

Do I press End and Accept?

Do not bring this energy into Nance's suite

Do you know how old you are?

Do you know what I just realized?

Do you mind signing for a package?

Do you think you could come get a drink with me?

Do you want a tank or a trucker hat,

Does he have secret information that I'm dying or something?

Doesn't have to be over, over

Doesn't mean you're not working

Doesn't want to be with me even though we skoinked!

Dolly Parton, starts writing at 3:00 a.m

Don't gaslight me. I'm 100% on this

Don't let 'em tell you they can't accept it

Don't look at those either

Don't think! Now!

Don't worry

Don't worry about security

Don't you think it's a sign that we're all here?

Double crush the cormorant,

Dr. Craegner's spinach dinosaurs for lunch

Dracula lives in a coffin. He's very rich

Drain from my eyes as I walk

Drew Barrymore and Tom Green sent them 'cause they wanted

During the Grammys in memoriam montage

During the song,

Dwasg

Dyed everyone's anuses green

Either way,

Either way, try to sound horny. Always

Equally at home in comedy and drama

Eric Trump Casino University needs someone to play

Especially our girlfriends,

Even though I post all of his TV appearances

Even though she's homeschooled, but he comes home

Eventually, the creditors took everything

Every day's like father's day. He's our best friend

Every interior designer I've ever worked with has said,

Everybody else to get divorced

Everybody knows this one

Everybody sees us, and we are amazing

Everybody sing from your diaphragm

Everybody take a breath

Everyone is still afraid of the really nice Black guy

Everything is tight

Except Staten Island

Except this piano because..

Fades Baby, JO Sistas,

Famous five eva, young five eva

Fan tailed cuckoo,

Fashion life, wheels up, heels up

Faster, old man!

Featuring the DaBaby on Gazum97, the Gazum

Felt the sting of Loki's iron sickle of rejection

Femperors of our own fempire

Figures such as Bette Davis and Judy Garland

Finances, jeans,

Find Larry, get the money,

Finding all your Anne Lamott quotes

First music I'd ever heard. Word

First same sex divorce right here

First, Zander would provoke me..

Five, five, five

Flash flood or Amber alert or what?

Fledge is gonna take a shot

Fledge is sexy,

Fog horn sound effect

For a cream that fights party streamer neck

For a mammogram

For a man in a motel in New Jersey

For a management position at the restaurant

For copyright infringement?

For getting bangs, but you don't hear her on the radio

For his rattling firebox

For ladies, 35 is checkout time

For letting me stay here

For me, it's a picture of our family in a men's locket

For tax purposes, it's ten wheelchairs

For this hockey show if we end up doing it?

For trusting me with, like, this

Forget Lil Stinka. Forget Larry

Four grand, minus my 80%

Four grown ladies trying to be pop stars

France

French

From "The Office

From a place of vulnerability

From a trip to Gettysburg

From an adult woman's perspective

From Dallas..

From Ed Burns, and then, boom!

From Los Angeles to Miami,

From MasterClass

From the future

From the legs!"

From the women's empowerment luncheon

From trying to hang a flat screen TV

From your song, "Seize the Tonight (Right Now)

Fronting your own money for music videos

Fuck me. This is pole caught

G, G, G minor

Get an alter ego, right?

Get it, girl. Uh, yeah

Get me some "Jerky Boys" pajamas

Get on in there. Find yourself a seat

Get on the radio

Get out before the clock runs out

Get ready for the same amount of respect

Girls5eva booked a gig

Girls5eva is back!

Girls5eva is in for your tour

Girls5eva is not happening

Girls5eva needs to break up

Girls5eva!

Give it to David Blaine and he can hold his breath in it

Give it up for..

Glad you called. Good news

Gloria

Gloria, he's coming home two weekends a month,

Gloria, I have artists that pay for a dentist to travel

Go

Go back to where it all began

Go enjoy the bright lights

Go get it, Fledge!

Go on through, famous lady

Go! Win hearts! [group chattering]

Go. Okay

God put me and Kev together

God, I hate that weird show

God, imagine

Godspeed, girl

Gonna say anything

Good for you, Summer!

Good girl

Good Lord

Good luck to you two, I guess

Goodbye, Dawn

Graduate to larger casings

Growing

Guess I'm gonna have to make a shim for that one

Guess it's just you and me, Ash

Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha!

Ha!

Hack yeah, Rebecca

Hahaha!

Half the gigs he booked us weren't even real

Ham. Diner

Hang on

Happy Rihannica. Oh

Has a bed that looks like a Ferrari

Has been a veritable buffet of today's musical hits

Has me super sad face that I only have one mouth

Hat required!

Haters can say that we're one hit wonders,

Have a great show

Have a great weekend

Have a nice life

Have heard part of "Four Stars

Have you seen her Instagram?

Having a sister who had me

He doesn't even work at WTIT any more, Gloria

He has to be with someone else

He has to sleep over at the weatherman's house

He knows Mandarin. He makes sourdough bread

He makes these little movies

He sampled "Famous 5eva," I guess

He saw the Elmo get in his car and drive home

He was a forceps baby,

He was with Ricky

He would be like ten. And it was in Pasadena

He'd be all, "Lose ten pounds,"

He'd been drinking, so the escalation didn't work,

He's a gamer

He's a New York lonely boy

He's an entertainment reporter

He's just gonna lip sync it

He's the one who came up with rhyming

He's the young one,

He's young, he's rich,

Heard that

Hello, Internet

Hello! Stanky Stink!

Hello? No

Hello. Go for Larry

Her groceries are all just hot dogs and noodles!

Her husband doesn't have a face

Her name is Fledge Mulholland

Here to sing our national anthem, Girls5eva!

Here, of course, is my solo album,

Here's a hot tip:

Hey, babe

Hey, babe, um, guess who's coming to Tampa?

Hey, do you have any friends or family close by?

Hey, eyes up here, my knees are a mess

Hey, Maxie, baby

Hey, none of that talk!

Hey, Stet. Yo, yo, girl

Hey, um, how young we talking here?

Hey, whoa, J.Lo

Hey!

Hi! Good morning. Hi

Hi. Please come out

His office chair cost $45,000

Hmm..

Honestly, I get why no one wants more Girls5eva

Hoo, lady boss!

Hope you weren't planning on getting any sleep tonight

Horsies clomp, I stomp

Hotel stay in the Keys

How about a motel?

How are we gonna get her for the reunion?

How are we gonna tell Summer and Gloria?

How can I serve you? You guys want massages?

How come every crack head's first offer

How dare you

How dare you, mon frère!

How did "Maskical" change your life, Zander?

How do you know so little about the female..

How does Flo Rida do this?

How many days have you seen him this year?

How much money did you make, Zander?

How would you like to be a part

How's Cornell treating you?

Huh. Hm

Humor is so fun!

Huston, we have a middle finger kabloom!

I I could use some time to figure things out

I actually wish I was more like you, all happy

I already got you an Uber

I always thought I needed to be on my own to shine,

I always thought you'd be the dead one

I always wanted to live on a cliff,

I am booking us four tickets to Stockholm

I am dating a younger guy

I am eatin' good in the neighborhood

I am going to take the sea plane to my boat

I am intrigu ed, but real talk

I am owed because of the

I am pumped as punch to feel the love from whoever is here

I am superior. Set the meeting, Emil

I am sure that Yulia is no saint

I am tapped out!

I am working on a lady with shark mouth,

I beat Vivica A

I behave like [speaks Swedish],

I bet he's got some money for you

I birthed a seriously hot hook

I call them a storm drain for oral bacteria

I can cancel it. I can cancel that

I can do a five minute plank, too

I can get through one show with her

I can give you no more

I can make enough to buy a Dairy Queen

I can only draw Garfield

I can see the outline

I can work from the toilet. Yeah

I can write us a song that's not owned

I can't ask her to get rid of it

I can't believe I'm saying this,

I can't even open them up on the train

I can't keep running down here

I can't open cans with my nails pfft

I can't take this any longer

I can't take this on, not with my dad's sleep running

I can't throw it all away just for a moment of fun

I can't write a song

I channel a person named Urine X Thunder Force

I commissioned this mantle

I control the games

I could come back two weekends a month

I could easily sell "Four Stars,"

I could feel his hat going down

I could get you a six figure deal

I could tickle the sched

I deserve more

I did think it was just those two old, mean Muppets

I didn't ask to be a treasured hero

I didn't bribe enough DJs

I didn't use any product

I didn't want to mack it with Boybies,

I didn't want to tell you

I do deserve a better place to stay,

I do need to say, it's very important to me

I do not recognize you, which can mean only..

I don't care if we have to start from the bottom

I don't even look down at it. Babe, I love you

I don't know how that works

I don't know how to process the failure

I don't know if we should do this

I don't know where it is. Wickie moved everything

I don't know. Whoa, Dawn

I don't see any firewood, though

I don't think the world could survive two of us

I don't wanna sing "Daddy's Hot Friend" again

I don't want to dress up to go to the mall

I don't want to drive to Midtown every day

I don't want to just be the hot one

I don't want us motivating ourselves

I feel like I'm walking a tightrope

I feel like what business do I have writing anything?

I feel weird

I finally get why men do this

I finally wised up

I found them in Little Sofia racing pocket bikes

I gave her a spooky makeover

I get when I'm riding my recumbent bike

I give them everything they need to thrive

I got a call

I got a streaming farm going here

I got a verified check

I got a wonderful supplier out of Brighton Beach

I got butter in my ears

I got joy legs

I got my eyes on Primas Pacas

I got pipes and a cool stomach

I got rid of some of the distance

I got us money to put back into the group!

I gotta make it all pit!

I guess I do, John Slattery

I guess I'm officially a ma'am now

I guess out east, you call them goosebumps

I guess you do need this

I had one of her crowns put in my mouth,

I had that CD in my car when I first moved to LA

I had this year was riding a city bike over cobblestones

I hate you

I have a few essentials coming from Los Angeles

I have a form of rosacea that's from other people's breath

I have a gratitude journal

I have a lot riding on this group

I have a stand here. Oh, hidey ho

I have a wool allergy

I have an eye for this

I have been to every women's march

I have been where you are

I have never been the problem here

I have never yet before

I have that. No, I got it

I haven't even been here since the dedication

I haven't tried at anything in so long

I hear he is gelled from tip to tail

I hung my dress in the shower, but it fell

I I tried what you did. It didn't work

I imagined a lot of things that I might find here

I insisted that I wear a helmet during "Space Boys

I invented it

I just I need to tune something

I just came to give him gas and sashimi money

I just did mandatory sensitivity training,

I just don't think my body's gonna let me do the show

I just don't want him to turn out weird, you know?

I just don't want you to have blinders

I just got into nursing school. Bye

I just got my license back

I just handed you a whole album

I just have your licensing check

I just heard us during Peloton

I just need something to write about

I just start freakin' ripping down my lap pulls

I just swallowed a little Lego man

I just take a Buzzfeed quiz about Disney princesses

I just want to watch this crab graduate from one doll head

I knew that I did, but I always worry that I didn't

I know a ton of She Visor babies

I know everyone who has done it

I know he's focused on me

I know I'm 40 blah blah

I know I'm amazing at this,

I know it's big and absurd,

I know that ghost!

I know that look

I know this because I watched "Jeopardy!"

I know this is a lot to take in

I know this place like the back of my knees

I know what that does to you. I'll set up Max with the iPad

I know you said no phones, but quickie quesch

I know you're not gonna believe this,

I know your love language, babe

I know, I just got that same alert

I learned that in seventh grade health class

I like my life,

I like the new ink

I like to imagine myself rescuing Christy Turlington

I like what we have, and Max is gonna be fine

I listened to the audiobooks on double speed

I love being a dad

I love his soul

I love his swoopy boy band hair

I love Kev

I love my husband

I love the one where you give Ambien

I love to just sit here and get ideas like,

I love to skoink, but I got to work on my choreo,

I love women when they are gay like this

I love you!

I may live in a hell hole..

I mean, I don't know, this just makes no sense to me

I mean, I operate with a pretty high baseline anxiety,

I mean, I'm deep fried gay, Alf

I mean, I'm the best at a long list of other things,

I mean, I'm the gay icon

I mean, Mark Ruffalo at a pet store

I mean, our talent got us on the radio before

I mean, she hangs out with the Dalai freaking Lama

I mean, sometimes I get horned up

I mean, the most intimate experience

I mean, this is still making music

I mean, usually, you can make the leap

I mean, we want to show our dogs the world

I mean, we're Kev and Summer

I must use it. Emil, get me Ed Sheeran

I need a place for all my future awards

I need it too, girl

I need this

I need this! [laughs]

I need to delude myself like an idiot

I need to factor that in. Gotta run

I need to take a smoke break anyway

I need you to look at Fledge

I need you to page Gloria to make an emergency salad

I once saw Anita Baker at the Trop

I only know what they show in paintings

I passed Giuliani in the street the other day

I play this for Justin Bieber's pastor,

I played Dr

I pooped in the glovebox

I power walk to "WAP", okay? Mm hmm

I promise

I ran into Kyle MacLachlan today,

I read that you have to offer a child capers

I remembered it being nicer. I know

I rent this thing out for proms,

I said pun instead of fun,

I sang my own part, I think! Oh, my God

I saw a new clickbait ad that said

I saw I'm just a middle aged mom from Queens

I saw on this program that Ms

I saw you freshen your armpit with a Listerine breath strip

I say sex on the city

I say we hit this

I say we pop back up in there

I say, "You might enjoy this

I see you! I see you, lady

I shoot geese at the airport

I should've told them about that time

I signed with Larry way back

I sincerely don't think they saw it

I skipped over a bunch of stuff

I smelled a McDonald's on the way up,

I sprint over to lot B,

I Stan you guys

I started self medicating with Spaniels

I still want another baby

I texted Cray at midnight 15

I think I have something that can help us

I think I'd be too in my head if you were there

I think it's just very chic

I think we should do this again

I thought I could take the cushy road,

I thought I should be an adult here

I thought it might help me think

I thought that was you on my Nest cams!

I thought this Lil Stinker stuff

I thought we had a ghost for weeks

I thought we had a plan

I thought you were, like, four tops

I threw out a valentine your son made you

I told you my parents are lawyers

I tried Googling it, but salad is a QAnon conspiracy theory

I trust...my husband

I tweaked my L5

I used context clues

I used to write before Larry shot me down

I Venmoed Wickie $300

I walked to a Chili's by the highway,

I wanna know stuff, read about stuff in books,

I wanna see you in action. Hey, hat twins

I want my ears to touch

I want to be back with Caroline so bad

I want total focus, no distractions

I wanted to be Keith Hernandez,

I wanted to get you Dior sunnies too,

I wanted to see when I walked in the apartment

I was abandoned by all of you

I was all, "Put me in the shower

I was always the younger one dating older industry creeps,

I was doing commercials before I could read

I was getting ready for the gig and and he just looks at me

I was like, "Zander be a business boy,"

I was like, come on, Tom Brady

I was so wrecked I had to make up a badass alter ego

I was thinking of adding a * Whoa oh *

I was too busy fighting for food

I was, even among steampunk circles,

I was, uh, planning on hitting on all four of you,

I went back to Nance and sold "Stronger than the Best"

I will whip out a titty

I won "American Idol

I won a four figure class action suit

I won't take off my helmet

I wonder if I remember how to play anything

I worked quite hard on it. 40 minutes, 20 metric

I would take it

I wrote Girls5eva's new single

I wrote the jingle for my brother's first business

I, for one, can't let a woman rot in the closet

I'll be back with your NDAs

I'll do it shit!

I'll do the talking, famous to famous,

I'll just stick my face in the pool. Ow

I'll mail them

I'll text the girls

I'm [scoffs]

I'm a lip sync fluencer. I lip sync to divas going off

I'm a righty

I'm an anxious mess

I'm binging "Emeril Live

I'm finally reading "Team of Rivals

I'm from that village in Italy where nobody dies

I'm generating likes for a teen who sings so quietly

I'm Gloria, and I love performin'

I'm going to go sonic my veneers

I'm gonna be me. I want to start over

I'm gonna clear my sched

I'm gonna get mad real with you

I'm gonna go check on my other guests

I'm gonna go tell 'em we're dropping the charges

I'm gonna pee again

I'm gonna run to the farmer's market

I'm gonna save that and take a shower with it

I'm here doing the dunk tank in the mom tent

I'm here to pitch a new line

I'm here with an exclusive look

I'm Instagramming my weekend so our stay is free

I'm just me

I'm making decent enough money on Cameo,

I'm messing up your weekend. I'll hit the clos

I'm not changing it

I'm not crazy about calling myself a side piece

I'm not even sure how to do it

I'm not gonna be the hard worker anymore

I'm not moved, though. But I got a high bar

I'm not old enough to know it is

I'm not taking no for an answer

I'm okay with all of it

I'm on the episode where they went HD

I'm only playing because it appeals to my taste

I'm probably just gonna go admire the artistry

I'm probably like the happiest person

I'm putting off having a second baby for this group

I'm really glad it worked out

I'm so sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry three gether

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, Alf, but I'm not sad either

I'm sorry, Alf..

I'm sorry, I just [clears throat]

I'm starting a new side hustle

I'm starting something new, and it's kind of working

I'm starting to think that Ashley faked her own death

I'm starting to think you don't know that much about her

I'm staying here, okay?

I'm sure she's grown up a lot

I'm talking about divorce, babe

I'm the great exception

I'm the one that's supposed to be in hospitality

I'm up here just chillaxing, just, you know, leaf peeping

I'm very flexible

I'm very giving

I'm wheels up at 8:12 and anchors down at 9:00

I'm your hallucination of Dolly Parton

I've done all the classics

I've got a new roommate

I've got five to six businesses, huh?

I've tried out for the "Housewives" like eight times

Identity theft

If I wear thick Beyoncé tights under 'em?

If I wrote "think, asshole" in really big letters

If I'm gonna make this group into anything

If it wasn't for me, they'd be homeless and sundried and dead

If it's wet, all right?

If she can write "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You"

If the couple embraces clean lines?

If this is a dental emergency, press one

If this is jealousy, it isn't a good color on you

If we can get a much bigger tablet,

If we should do the show

If we're gonna kill with this pop up show,

If you are making a music video, the Ferrari company

If you didn't count when Sumner Redstone

If you have, like, unprocessed feelings,

If you opened a broom closet

If you're gonna be around later,

If you're having sex, please make it interesting

If you're okay looking like Garfield

Imagine if we end up running into her

Impregnating my surrogate shh, don't tell my wife

In a community theater subreddit and struck gold

In a position of power operates in solidarity

In a show called "Corpse Wars," but it's highly unlikely

In an unstable business

In case you like options

In front of Clive Davis's golf cart,

In its essence, is transient

In my four year old's room?

In the state of New York to get..

Including the elusive long claw

Including the girls. We'll figure it out

Indoor ski slope,

Instagram Live

Instead of abandoning the shoe,

Invest in yourself

Is a Halloween Adventure

Is a very happy couple

Is an even better salad. Tell her, Dawn

Is end songs with a sultry femi nasty phrase..

Is I'll suck your dick?

Is it more than just sucking?

Is just No, Kev and I are amazing

Is officially leaving it

Is only an inch long, and bam!

Is slightly performative

Is that a reference to the Supreme Court

Is that anything? Put that down to be safe

Is you will make money

Isn't it stunning?

It arrived during a sauna fever

It captures the imagination of a generation

It describes a state in one's life

It has been an entire Zendaya since you have recorded music

It has been an entire Zendaya since you have recorded music

It inspires her

It is a coronation

It is a coronation

It is called the owner's closet

It is how we will know that we have truly arrived

It is not going to be easy, so let me tell you this

It is the opportunity train, Wickie!

It just doesn't feel very reflective of my life

It looks like I have a customer

It only has a 103 plays on Spotify, and that's all me

It says that her favorite singer is Celine Dion

It says you're ready to be fertilized

It was a pretty name then. It's a pretty name now

It was a stunning reminder

It was about being part of something

It was fully avail, so I trademarked it

It was great to see you. We'll catch up next time

It was identity thieves

It was just there!

It was magic

It was so sad to me

It was that woman

It was..

It will be different, sure,

It won't sell. I'm not a magician

It would be like..

It'd better sweep the doc category at the Emmys

It'll be too late

It'll make me feel better

It's a miniature Paris so they can finally go!

It's a soufflé, not a duck cake

It's a very spiritual place

It's all a mess, Wickie

It's all about capitalizing on heat

It's all lies. We're following his Mini Coop

It's America's number one serum

It's an honor to be part of history

It's an old man dressed like a hot dog

It's bananas. But otherwise, it's too much

It's because they idolize their grandfathers

It's been a couple days since we did "Fallon"

It's been here for months

It's Christmas time

It's clever!

It's crazy

It's either about condoms

It's feeling kind of weird

It's for the back of the room. Anyway

It's foul

It's gotta be from her hair extensions

It's happening! It's a great product!

It's joy! [squeals]

It's just gonna be a nice, loving guy

It's just not enough for Stevia

It's just that back in the day,

It's just, you know,

It's like a ring light

It's like how 95% of plane crashes happen

It's like how many 20 year olds could say

It's like how you know how to walk,

It's like riding a bike into the river

It's like when I'm working out at the gym, right?

It's meant to be performed on top of a building

It's my first mammogram

It's my special day

It's named after Count Camino n****ni

It's not like I come watch you guidance counsel

It's not normal. Hey, nothing's going on

It's not reflected in the rankings yet

It's not that I'm threatened,

It's not that one. Clear for Larry

It's okay. You didn't know

It's old school

It's only sustainable for a handful of people at the top

It's over

It's perfect

It's pointless, but it's what I'm doing

It's real money

It's Sealy Posturepedic for Alfa Romeo

It's smart that your teeth aren't so great

It's so worth the money. Thanks for the Venmos, ladies

It's still dark

It's that I just

It's very nuanced

It's very special. It is

It's when you feel sad for others

It's Wickie

J.K

Jealous

Jean Claude Van Damme. Gladys Portugues

Jesus, okay. They don't have that

Jesus, this guy's the big times

JLo and A Rod, Beyoncé and Jay Z

John Cena's leg day trainer,

John was only able to write "Come Together"

Just I'm having a problem

Just about anything prolapsing

Just always at work, work, work

Just because I love being half of Summer and Kev

Just because I wouldn't let my backup singers wear makeup

Just because they're terrible, but your ideas are not great

Just cause you, like, lift your butt up

Just feel it, you know, messy, messy

Just hang in there, all right?

Just hit three million views

Just ignore those

Just like none of you ever noticed anything

Just make this stop

Just out of queeriosity,

Just Pinterest for outdoor vests

Just remember Max and I love you

Just tell me you don't need this like I do,

Just to be in the orbit of the thing you love,

Just to, like,

Just wear two visors tomorrow

Kamala, of course I can talk

Katherine Heigl losing it on the script supervisor

Kev brand of effortless breezy cool

Kev Hamlin, tomorrow, where would I have it sent to?

Kev is a really good guy

Kev isn't taking things great

Kev's flying in tonight,

Kicking, twirling

Kid Cudi. Travis Scott. Sure

Kyle MacLachlan has one. Matthew Broderick is one

Larry made them all for us

Larry owns everything. We got Scottie Pippen'd

Larry, I delivered the checks

Larry, these expire in..

Last forever, that fame,

Last night was the first time in forever

Lay out how dumb it would be if we went out there

Learning

Leave 'em on, kids. It's a party

Let 'em rock

Let Ermes know no tum tum rubs

Let me help clear that up for you

Let me ti zake the ziz, Stank

Let them sing. Stinky knows what stays

Let's be sexy sailors in the video

Let's dance!

Let's dance! Yes, let's dance!

Let's do something fun, huh? Okay, Mommy

Let's do this. Back to one. Okay

Let's get cracking, ladies

Let's get it out

Let's get it out!

Let's go for one. Okay

Let's go, babe

Let's go. Okay

Let's lay it down fresh

Let's not waste this dwasg

Let's reset

Let's talk about those. No, no, no, I am all good

Let's turn up your cartoons, Max

Let's warm up with some Britney scales

Letting her get into pop star mode

Like a complicated rescue horse,

Like going to a bald barber

Like I should have back in the day

Like leaving a curling iron on

Like near Cornell?

Like some nights, he doesn't even make it home

Like somewhere with columns

Like there's greatness in me..

Like those stairs at Essentials you slipped down that time

Like, Dolly Parton wrote Jolene about a bank teller

Like, for real

Like, indie pop, throaty baby, like

Like, Kev's Tampa? I've never been!

Like..

Lisa Bonet is with Jason Momoa

Listen to me

Listen to this one I started last night

Lives between Ibiza and Arizona

Look at who's the workaholic now

Look at you little pixies

Look who's FaceTiming

Look, I got a bunch of other stuff here

Look, our songs were great. We just need more of them

Look, Tampa's mad busy, but..

Look, you know I support Girls5eva,

Look! Kev sent me flowers

Loose in the back of a cargo van

Louis C. K. bits I'd feel wrong to laugh at now

Love doesn't always win, guess what, but don't worry

Love you, sis

Loving the J swag

Luxury forever!

Make sure we don't play any states

Makes me think of my mom's boobies

Making a pun with the word "pun

Making stuff singing, dancing,

Making you stronger

Marriage equality case?

Max is going to the Bernardones' birthday party

Max is the best. [vocalizing] Wow

Max keeps bumping into it

Maxie, come sit with us

Maybe Girls5eva

Maybe I can just walk it through all the rooms

Maybe I don't have to be the fierce one

Maybe instead of being Summer and Kev..

Maybe Nance is right and this is the best it's gonna get

Maybe she can put it in storage or..

Maybe start with, I'll digitize your old photos

Maybe this is just too hard

Maybe we could light a fire for some inspo

Maybe we do it like,

Maybe you're more of an Elvis

Me, you fanny wank

Medicine? [applause]

Mega manager and A.I.R.P.I.G. keynote speaker

Meghan Markle's first husband,

Melt down

Misses you

Mission accomplished

Mitch McConnell blindsided!

Mm, 2002 was a golden year

Mm, I'ma drink you like medicine, boy

Mm, mm, mmmm, mmmmmm

Mommy, for dessert, can we have more soup?

Mommy, Mommy, I wanna play with you

Mommy's friend Dawn

Monthly visit, huh?

Most USO invites are fronts for human trafficking

Mrs. Santini's jar rejected the graft

Ms

Music was never my bag anyway

My ass hasn't been this big

My baby blue BMW Z3

My boys are Bulgarian

My brother recently was paid in some storage units,

My feet are killing me in these show socks

My Halloween stuff out of Caroline's cabin

My job, my glam army

My life would be meaningless. Oh, Jesus

My most recent Google searches were "hidden signs of stroke"

My parents are just up the road

My phone was...off

My rapidly aging father, so fuck me

My ring finger acrylic snapped off

My stand. Must get to my stand

My water bra's Pellegrino, but don't you ever miss

Myself think

Never sees what you did to her song "Imagine

Never, ever. You're playing with fire

Next stop, San Diego!

Next thing you know, we're postcoital

Next to me is singing, remember?

Next weekend, I'll be back in the closet

Next!

Nicki Minaj has Roman Zolanski,

Night, night

No

No

No

No "Silent Night" at the tree lighting ceremony

No featurings of Pitbull, and it was Friday

No judgment on side pieces if that's a piece's choice

No living on a tour bus, no harsh critiques

No one

No one helped you,

No part of me was prepared for this

No shoes, bare feet, or socks, please

No, it's something I've felt before

No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Don't go

No, no, no, that's not how it works

No, no, this doesn't explain all the trips to the Keys

No, no!

No, this is Y2Gay, a pun on a thing

No!

No. I'm not sitting down

No. No more

No. No, no, no, no

Nobody gets more normal as they age except Nicole Richie

Nobody wants you, okay?

Nor did it seem like you expected them to

Not at all...Derpy

Not even for a commercial about Maryland

Not even for humans for bears

Not like me pretending that he sent them

Not Vermont public radio. Yeah

Not, like, a teacher

Nothing but net

Nothing stickies to Wickie

Now go get him a weird jazz hat and a $40 pen

Now he's not sure what's a real object and what's not

Now I got a pension, a bananas house,

Now it's a hand vein show

Now keep doing

Now let me put on some sprinkles

Now look,

Now that I've gone solo,

Now that it's just the two of us,

Now we just gotta find Gloria

Now you're cooking with bird grease

Now Zander is cashing in

Now, I promise you this is the best anyone will offer you

Now, I'm a forward thinking businesswoman,

Now, if ya have a shit sneeze,

Now's the time you pick to start eating bread again?

Nuh uh, Google. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Weirdo

Nut tap, huh!

Of a disappointed woman

Of a spider's web or whatevs

Of course you didn't

Of course you do. Italians never move

Of course, they're buying your exclusivity,

Of course, TIT turned up my whole schedule full tilt

Of diamond engagement grills to A$AP Rocky

Of Dr. Gloria McManus

Of my nine or ten businesses that's losing money

Of our tour, Buffalo, New York!

Of streaming generated profits and merch from the phrases

Of the biggest comeback in pop music history?

Of the sriracha museum

Of your Kindle through your cargo shorts

Of your very personal album "White Jazz

Off of the Skinny Boy Vodka luge right now

Offensive to the theater

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh my God, we got this swag bag

Oh, and I brought you this baby gift

Oh, buddy, your Cheerios

Oh, fuck, I have to go to the bathroom

Oh, God

Oh, God damn it! Mommy, I wanna play with you!

Oh, God, looks so concerned

Oh, God! Thank you

Oh, good. You still live here

Oh, hi! Dawn, where are you been?

Oh, honey

Oh, I do have to get my car detailed in April

Oh, I went a little nuts with that Claire's gun I found

Oh, is this cheddar?

Oh, it's a guy. Forget it

Oh, Max put a little Lego man in that one

Oh, my God

Oh, my god

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, he's written for everyone!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my insurance has run out

Oh, no

Oh, pocket

Oh, there he is

Oh, wait. That is way better

Oh, we're back. I'm sorry

Oh, you know, and thanks

Oh, you roll your eyes at my ideas

Oh! Come

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay, "Despaticito"? Like, that's not a real word

Okay, I don't like this part,

Okay, I'll see you later. Let's wear pink

Okay, look

Okay, show's tonight

Okay, we piss off iHeart Radio,

Okay, will you just press the red button?

Okay, yeah

Okay, you can come to the next show

Okay, you want to do the Elmo Slide or

Okay. Let's take five hours

Okay. Okay

On "State of Affairs,"

On bags and tattoos

On local soap operas

On my desk this morning

On our class on birthing a hook

On Peloton, I listened to five audiobooks about queer theory

On SoulCycle bikes

On the medical table

On the red carpet

On the same day,

On tour, can our clothes be lollipops?

On with that guy

Once he knew Paul was handling the salad

Once in a millennia, a performance comes along

One day you're getting out of a hot tub naked

One has got to get down on Friday

One of the Jingle Ball acts. Nobody wants you to sing

One weekend. 400 DJs

One, two, three. And..

Only the muse can eat

Only the one hit

Onto the greatest stage in the world

Ooh ooh! Can we do a selfie?

Ooh, or I could draw you

Ooh!

Oops

Oopsie

Opportunity two, they want you to do Jingle Ball

Or a dress that I wore to your dad's wedding?

Or a late 1920s shift in men's fashion

Or a tri blend tee or a cozy?

Or are the acoustics in here..

Or billing questions

Or church, church, church,

Or don't. Enjoy them

Or give Uber drivers five stars even if they fart

Or I am going to die finding it!

Or I will cut them off

Or no matter how a huge loser you are..

Or play on the news after a devastating hurricane

Or the soup is ham

Or there's been a lot of wind lately

Or vagina off his first record

Or you're dating somebody with no feet,

Or you're dating someone with feet

Or..

Order in the sport court

Order in the sport court

Other than my nine marriages

Otherwise they hit you with their panic arms

Our album of clean Christmas hip hop duets

Our bus just landed at the first stop

Our heat comes from one really hot, vertical pipe

Our special today is penne à la vodka

Outside my house for human rights abuses,

Over at CrouchFM

Ow! My burnt face makes it hard to say Ps. Ow

Owned by Plumb Management and Junk Removal Services"?

P!nk, Alicia Keys, Jay Z

Panic attacks, guns,

Passing over Tampa completely

Pastor Chaz reference. Oh, Pastor Chaz

Pavé is still diamonds but is cheaper

Peeing into a basket of Easter grass

People are here for nostalgia

People like hearing us sing

People throw fountain sodas at me

People will say,

Performing with Little Stinker

Perhaps we'll meet again during colonoscopy drugs

Periods, urine, solids,

Personally to me, it's disgusting

Pharmacy

Phones in a bowl

Pippa loves the song about Olivia Coleman

Platinum, double platinum [gasps]

Play with the angles, but no mohawk,

Please go take your genitalia

Please take dictation. We may be here for a while

Please welcome Summer, her actual name!

Please, I beseech you, not even ask

Police. Justice

Pride, step aside!

Probably at the Admirals Club. You know pilots

Probably from storms?

Probably us dragging you down again

Protect it! Oh!

Put the knife down!

Puts a giant fountain on their tiny front lawn

Queens, then lunch

R like R, L as in L

Radio Programmers International Group

Rappers: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *

Raw as surstromming

Rebooting

Remember them, Lil Stinker? No, I was a baby in '99

Reminds me of the time Dan Cortese showed me his poetry

Resetting

Respect and admiration for the troops

Rhode Island plates. It sounds familiar

Ribbons still in your AC, huh, Kev?

Right before "cram it wherever

Right before a show?

Right before I came out,

Right now like a hard boiled egg

Rotating hotel bar in Times Square?

Running a fempire is fulfilling in every way,

Said to repeat the question in my answer

Same as dinosaur bones

Sasha Czack, Trevor Engelson

Saving creatures that hide

Say yes to that mess, Glengarry Glen Sauce

Scanning data

Scott?

Second grade, Jenny Nestle brought a fat kitten

See you never, boy

See, after I lip sunc to you,

See, Cray, Nick doubted our thang

See? I air honk now

See? She's bad

Separate websites? I'll never give you that

Seriously. Seriously killing me

Seven, six, five,

Sharon or Oliver,

She could become a prism and start fires

She could have used some longer layers to frame her face

She deserves to be happy before that marriage..

She doesn't care. Good girl

She ever apologize for ditching you guys?

She is a sexy Gep pet to

She looks very different now

She only follows Michelle Obama and Swarovski

She shows up. I'm on stage ass popping

She used to curse and masturbate, so..

She was partying with these magicians

She'll get her own place

She's The hot one

She's a bench now, Dawn

She's a landscape architect,

She's gonna be the next Billie Eilish

She's not gonna be all, "Shut it down, clown town

She's not gonna be like, "Shut it down, clown town!"

She's not vaccinated

She's where?

Shit sneezes, gigglesquirts,

Shut up!

Side pieces for life? Oh, right

Signing your big girl contract,

Simon Cowell

Simon says we gotta go to the bus station

Simon says you gotta go to the bus station

Since Beth's little whorehouse

Since our follow up album tanked

Sing a song that really shows off our dwasg,

Sing this song five more damn times

Sky blue Taurus

Smart house

So cool

So deck the Halsey..

So do you want 'em both, or how do you want to handle this?

So far, we've mostly gotten hit up for foot pics

So fun

So he can take his pill?

So his head really slices through the wind

So I added J E to an old census shirt

So I became the hard worker,

So I biked back from work

So I can stay and collab

So I can't solo,

So I designed this Malibu home myself

So I gotta go

So I observed you in my driveway smart house

So I thought about you today,

So I used a knife!

So I was thinking I splurge

So I went to Heidelberg's True Value

So I'd like to trademark all future mouth gems

So I'm following the Dolly method

So I'm getting a jump on the other letters

So it's a no for me

So let's do a side hug where none of our parts touch

So let's just wait till I lay a couple more eggs or whatever

So let's make ourselves feel big instead of small

So let's try another cadaver

So long, joy

So many big pubes on tiny soaps

So no outside projects

So she can pop into New York for your little show

So she sits in chairs like this

So she'll be able to say or sing anything!

So sing fast

So technically we are the best now

So the suits cram her with gimmicks

So this conversation isn't over

So this is Kev's

So we don't know that you're bald

So we just got some horse in

So we know where we need to be in December

So we need at least four voices,

So we'd have something to prove onstage

So what's our first move, ladies?

So when I Airbnb it, I hole up in here

So where's Fledge?

So why are they still the best?

So why don't you introduce yourself, Summer?

So you buy jeans you don't even like

So you can sell some T shirts

So you can throw it out or you can drink it here

So you said you had a royalty check for me?

So you're back in the city, huh?

So, how's it all going?

So, tomorrow, it's Wilmington, Camden, Newark,

So, uh, come to the presidential suite at 4:14

So, um, do you know how much we're getting paid

Sold exclusively at Cracker Barrel

Some sick stuff, bro

Somebody put dog shit in the ATM,

Someone in a sweatshirt will bother you for a selfie

Song idea: jeans in the ocean

Sorry, are you sick of randos bugging you?

Sorry, but the man has Dory

Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you,

Sorry!

Sorry. You have to take it back or move it for us

Spend the money on your kid's college

Spokesmodeling for discount whipped creams..

Starting with, instead of iced tea, from now on,

Stay in your lane

Step one, don't develop feelings for the mark

Stevia

Stevia

Stevia would really like that

Stop "The Maskical"! [audience murmuring]

Straight up Stink. Okay

Streaming farm problems, fam

Suck it in, chunks

Suddenly you're in charge of a complicated spaceship

Summer, you know that you can always talk to me

Supportive of you, I mean, unless

Sure

Swim up food court,

Swimming off the edge of an infinity pool

Sylvester Stallone's first wife,

Take 'em off

Take the erection pill when the appetizer comes

Take the fall for you

Teaching is quite easy

Tell a guy with a thousand Grammys

Than straight characters?

Than what John Wilkes Booth did!

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you for everything

Thank you. I can do this

Thanks, Carson. I'm Summer

That also did sports

That are rectangles, etc

That brought an entire hockey arena to tears, so..

That caused one of his eyes

That doesn't want to help you with your stand,

That energy you get when you're performing?

That everybody is judging her for her stupid name

That everyone admires and looks up to me

That evil record dude and had to wait at Ivan's

That feels good

That female stand ups are a drag

That flirted with her husband

That Girls5eva is back!

That gives poor people a Christmas

That goes around the Pacific garbage patch..

That got me featured on Clergy and Cars Instagram

That he ate, like, a year and a half ago

That he would

That he's "a hit olfactory

That house is $48

That I am treating today because you brought me here

That I can't ignore my gifts

That I felt like a person

That I get with him

That I operate as a joke

That I saw the face of Jesus in

That I've had for you for, like, five eva

That if I violate, I lose everything

That if we keep trying, something amazing will happen

That is a deep dive back catalogue Girls5eva lyric

That is actually a panty dropper

That is not fit for any music video,

That just

That killed my first wife

That looks like a bed

That make realtor excellence awards,

That means good

That my Astoria moms group stops asking me,

That shoots us to the stage!

That Sierra Mist, that's not free

That song is exactly like our old stuff

That sounds like some Manhattan shit

That the police will wonder where the adolescent chimp is

That the song mentions the Infinity neck pillow

That the world has ever freaking seen,

That they've been attacked by two stage tigers?

That was a combination of yep and let's,

That was me freaking out because

That was vibes

That we are Christians, so we forgive her

That we do the show for Gloria

That we don't like his song?

That we live in Tarrytown. Oh, that's smart

That went by my apartment

That would be considered a percussion performance,

That you are top doggy around here?

That you could do anything in

That you put me on salad to get me out of your wigs?

That you want to spend all your time

That'd be married to a pop star

That's "as Frank." That's our sound guy

That's a little Stinker move, right there

That's a quote from our greatest president

That's a Rihanna reference for you

That's an Applebee's reference

That's ever been in here

That's freedom

That's French for force tour

That's funny because it's, like,

That's how you promote a new song

That's more than most people do

That's pretty good, actually

That's pretty good, actually

That's right, I'm talking about a

That's the inverse of John Hancock

That's the only thing I'm good at

That's the smell of respect, you top doc, you

That's why I don't look or sound quite right

That's why I have handicapped plates

That's why I wrote "pants" on my hand

That's why my eyes are as brown as donkey shit

The "Maxim" hotlist?

The "Mr. Education of Arnie Frang

The 31st of every month that has one of those

The beat of Grand Rapids

The cauliflower steak. With tapenade

The December always dumps the May

The DNA match,

The fact that Kev lives in a different city is

The girl that was in her dad's bedbugs commercial?

The girl with a pearl earring doesn't get paid

The good news is you've only got

The greatest concert in the world

The greatest songwriter in the world,

The group gave me the hardest job,

The hot dog smell will dissipate

The hotels in the Keys, I mean

The label decided I was difficult

The lambs, they keep coming back to life

The last time someone offered me something

The Memification of Dwayne Johnson

The most recent charges, please?

The national anthem at the WNHL quarter finals

The next morning for..

The next, murdered by e commerce

The O from the downed Sbarro,

The official neck of the Infinity neck pillow?

The one weekend you're here

The only reason you got on the radio was because I paid

The only thing that I can do solo

The owner is très chic,

The perfect girl?

The perfect girl..

The phone just stopped ringing

The press,

The real Dolly wrote 5,000 songs

The recently deceased Richie Tompkins

The red carpets,

The science is just not there yet

The show flew me out here!

The show put me up here!

The song is to get the deal

The sponsors are Vegan Condoms and Skinny Boy Vodka

The studio likes what they've been seeing

The theme of this one is the Roaring 20s

The touring, the gigging,

The ultimate Nordic music prize

Then [giggles]

Then do you know what he said?

Then I had a Henrietta Lacks situation but with HPV cells,

Then I went straight into the big old box of marriage

Then once they're in college and dog cemeteries,

Then we're just gonna have to Larry each other

Then who is Jonathan..

Then world tour, then standing ovation

Then, Amber Alert!

There are lies, and you're never home

There is no fempire

There is nothing shady going on

There was no foul play on that scuba excursion

There was no VIP, no bottles popping,

There's a chalkboard right there

There's a glam budget

There's a kid in here somewhere, I think

There's a real job on the other side of that door,

There's a shit ton of gooses by runway two

There's a whole verse about how we agree

There's not zero interest in Girls5eva

There's nothing out there

There's so much to talk about

There's so much wordplay

There's two more ladies that were behind me

These are void after 90 days

These kids are incredible

They all failed,

They always have supplies in there

They can even be the blood kind

They can use almost anything as a home

They drag me down

They even carved "carma" into the paint

They even get a custom crab itat

They just put the final tile in the backsplash

They just work him so hard at WTIT

They offered me a thousand year deal,

They only feature angels

They put me on salad duty, ma'am,

They put the "waste" in waist trainer

They really take to doll heads

They reunited "Saved by the Bell,"

They usually wear a fedora, high fiving a doorman

They want you, Flex and Stet to introduce

They were a thing for a second back around '99, 2000

They're all made up

They're already so smooshed

They're bat leather, and they're tiny like bats

They're called S'LEAKS,

They're dating a 23 year old named Lucy

They're not just trying to suck up to you

They're so firm and happy

Think about it. But not for too long

This

This biz may seem all shiny and perfect on the outside,

This by Girls5eva

This call is being recorded, and I am judging you

This guy just bit me. Come on

This guy's mouth is like

This has nothing to do with us. It's just my thang

This is "Humans of New York"?

This is a daytime rave in an abandoned mannequin warehouse

This is a film I recently completed with Jose

This is a prank call

This is better. She's investing in herself

This is breaking my freaking brain

This is garbage for Girls5eva

This is how you keep them on the hook

This is like when you were dating Rick Fox,

This is living the dream, baby!

This is one of your old ones,

This is sick

This is Summer, for Nance Trace

This is temporary

This is the first thing I bought

This is tween acting out 101

This is what not compromising looks like

This is, um,

This new Brody Jenner's ex wife's poutgasm palette

This one says gratitude, and I mean it

This one weekend a month,

This place would look like Jonestown

This side of the table is where it's at

This song is five stars, wow, wow, wow,

This was a simple licensing deal

This weekend we are here for business

Those genres don't mix, Summer!

Though, I do disagree with the content

Thousands of hermit crabs and he's building them a Paris

Through sex

Through the piano

TikToks, Russian airport pickups

Till I write us a hit

Time of death? Uh, now

Time of death? Uh, now

Timing isn't bad though

To a bunch of first responders

To a slightly larger doll head

To atrophy and turn inward

To be about pussy in yoga pants

To be anything more than racoon tits

To be our definitive teacher

To be side pieces. They are built to be farmers

To buy Baked Lay's from a Duane Reade

To Charli D'Amelio's sister

To date us for 48 hours without her noticing

To demonstrate abortion ab absorption

To develop a single goddamn interest,

To find something called the deever

To fit in your world?

To free dogs on hot days

To gay out and bask in the love of my people

To get into a 7:20 a.m

To get through the show

To get your husband to pay attention to you

To give my wife some alone time

To give up a huge part of yourself

To launch a line of room temp refrigerators

To make room for a "Vogue Italy"

To make us think he's FaceTiming

To meet the hotel nurse

To move into the Judge Dread house,

To murder a crowd of tourists

To put it politely, beheaded

To rehearse and fire up the dwasg

To round out our harmonies,

To save a drowning person where you just have to let go,

To sell Noxzema

To show and tell

To slick my instrument? Sure, sore Wickers

To stare directly into it

To tell you... y'all are rad

To the promotional budget of Johnny and the Doink

Today, I'm Fledge Mulholland. Fledge

Today, I'm grateful for my health

Toilet the Cat follows me!

Tomorrow is Gloria's day, because you deserve it

Totally, yeah, girl

Track down that old manager of yours

Tracking number 428

Travolta in "Battlefield Earth

Trying to make us

TV, sushi, photo of Walt Frazier

Twice a month, get 'em jewelry

Two kids, then two dogs

Two, three, four

Ugh, buddy. Your poopy's out

Ugh, I gotta get it right on the day

Ugh, I'm gonna give you to Goodwill

Ugh, thanks for the D off, Glo

Ugh!

Um, it's about something that doesn't kill you

Unless it's with me after Fallon

Unless..

Unlike you, I'm a hot and captivating woman

Until I became a crab prince

Until some therapist told me

Until we have a Jingle Ball worthy anthem

Up in Ithaca, we thought we could handle the distance,

Up next on "The Real World,"

Valley's Total Fitness

Vermeer gets paid

Via Bogota on Kirkland Airlines

W W D W D?

Wait a minute

Wait, are you not proud of me?

Wait, did she move it?

Wait, what are you watching? The situation is stable

Wait, why didn't you guys call it "d'swag"?

Want to start "The Americans"?

Was all over the radio. That's right

Was attacked last night

Was going to be my ticket

Was I ever able to just have fun?

Was it always this big?

Was only 17. Right

Was so smooth,

Was that good?

Was that... I believe we were spies..

Watching a murder documentary

Water? An iced tea?

We all look... super hot

We are back

We are better than that

We are Cher

We are coming to you live from the Queen of Plaza mall..

We are four women with greatness in us

We are not giving Max a normal childhood

We are Robin

We are so cute. It's frickin' gross

We are supes blessed

We are talent, damn it!

We came here in 2001 and got bumped for Enrique Iglesias

We can't wait to kick back, get crazy

We could say there was a robbery

We could use a triple threat

We did it

We didn't even finish

We didn't pay more attention, then and now

We didn't use science and tubes, okay?

We die at 90 in a yacht explosion

We do a thousand puzzles, and then we die

We don't know

We go for it

We got it

We got our first gig! Oh!

We got Swedes who handle this. It's stupid

We gotta get you out of your head

We have buzz. Yes

We have it in fish or vape

We have nothing

We have our first group strategy session today

We have to just trust [deep breath]

We just need another way to get to Nance

We just need clean audio to hear the singers crying out

We keep a lot of cash at the office

We kill at the mall. Mm hmm

We love you, too

We make it look pretty easy

We need a new walk in

We need a song. Then I'll write it

We need something that can motivate bitches

We performed "Dream Girlfriends" last week

We played a show the other night

We shot five seasons of "Warrior Singer" in two weeks

We should do "Dream Girlfriends

We should just be Summer

We should just call it a hianus

We should just focus on your strengths

We spent all this money to come up here

We still had our dwasg at Fallon!

We were separated by war "

We were Zales ambassadors

We wish to invite Alf Music

We would love you to play on your show, show, show

We'll add music and graphics later

We'll have her reach out

We'll just call David Guetta instead

We'll make it work, because it's important

We'll slow it in post

We're all one of Nance's pretty little ponies, huh?

We're four grown women

We're going to Tarrytown!

We're gonna do "The Tonight Show

We're gonna do a little water flossing, you ready?

We're gonna have this supes chill bible study

We're gonna talk about lasting relationships

We're Kylie Minogue

We're not gonna get anywhere if we turn on each other

We're not little Ariana Grandes anymore

We're officially on an indefinite hianus

We're one baby step closer to Jingle Ball

We're Queens people

We're Summer and Kev

We're supposed to go live in one minute

We're the cool kind of Christians who wear sneakers

We're the PAs

Weed & Feed?

Welcome to the Burt's Bees Equestrian Center

Well, all I know is I can't wait

Well, don't make a wish because we're already real

Well, hang on

Well, I do Missy one better

Well, I saw my future if I clung to this dumb dream

Well, it looks like we need

Well, let's see how clever they are

Well, okay

Well, strap in

Well, that sounds Swedish

Well, that's your fault for being so hot, babe

Well, they're gonna be sorry

Well, we can get a pop up show together by then

Well, you don't know that. But my parents are lawyers

Well, you know what?

Well, you know what? You are a talented person

Well, you still sound great

Wendy Williams dressing down a CVS self checkout machine..

Wham, bam, 'Grammed

What isn't he a little boy? He's a doorman

What what's missing?

What about the bulk order of condoms?

What about the condoms on the credit card?

What about..

What are we gonna do about Kosovo, y'all?

What are you singing?

What can I say, somebody took advantage of you

What charity are you playing for?

What didn't we do?

What do you feel right now?

What else scares you?

What happened?

What if I don't have what it takes

What if we pretend someone hired us to sing for her?

What if we sing in that,

What if we went to that cheesy

What if you rep us as a group for one year, and then we

What is that face? What face?

What we are, you know? Like, we're four stars

What will your fans say?

What Would Darryl from the Warehouse Do?

What you got, like, best friends there?

What, you don't follow who wins for audio books?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Caroline!

What? I'm emotionally intelligent

What? Pat O'Brien said it!

What's it about?

What's up, MTV?

Whatever he comes back with, we are taking

Wheels up, heels up. Milan, here we come

When Caroline took that adjunct professor job

When Girls5eva took off

When I got my first gig judging "In The Shower Singer,"

When I have a shy bladder in a public bathroom,

When I listen to murder podcasts,

When I made top docs,

When I say it's over

When I was struggling back in the day!

When my disoriented father grabbed my thigh

When the state took away his animal acts

When they're riding in the back of a black and white C A R

When we're performing together and we're just in the zone

When you couldn't even tell this isn't the Dalai Lama

When you feel invincible together,

When you go out to dinner,

When you must shit and your only hut

When you snap a photo of my performance,

When you're gonna do kidding

When you're young, they're the ones who really know you

Where is his real life?

Where one of my implants medically migrated to..

Where people are taking down other people's content?

Where she doesn't say hi

Where she wrote two hits

Where'd you get this? Zander's got a stand

Where's Gloria?

Where's Gloria? Oh, up here!

Whether we're gonna sing new stuff or old stuff

Which means my dog will only get head scritches tonight

While he did the CMA red carpet alone,

Who are your friends? Do you have a finsta?

Who come after me

Who got back with his ex wife

Who he's spending money on

Who is it?

Who knew right away, but you never did

Who more often than not are not gay themselves

Who would lie awake at night

Who's more comfortable around adults than kids

Whoever they are,

Whoo!

Whoo! Hell, yeah! Oh!

Whoo! So this is Summer

Why am I horny? You're ovulating

Why am I never the one profiting off of me?

Why are your feet so dirty?

Why can't we make any decisions?

Why do you look like children during darkness months?

Why does she have six toothbrushes?

Why don't you go live with your kids, huh?

Why don't you just tell the truth?

Why'd we sleep together?

Why'd you let me do that?

Wickie Roy does not need $300

Wickie, Dawn, all of us

Wickie, she spent her whole life

Will get a gift basket because I'm classy

Will you be an idiot with me?

With "cease and desist, bitch," bitch

With a C A R

With a killer performance? You and I could sing

With a tattoo waitress for your boyfriend's birthday

With adequate netting

With an ad for Turf Builder

With Joe Scarborough's funk album,

With major players

With Nicole Scherzinger and go,

With Plum Management and Junk Removal

With soft thighs and her original teeth!

With the infinity pool,

With the multi tool from "The Truman Show"!

With them just to maintain their grillz

With this like, like, pitying look

With VIP guests, and ladies..

With your flyover state aesthetic..

With your pile of shoes

Withdrawn, just like my 20s

Without his permission. Great

Without the one to one but..

Wonderful! Next!

Wondering what it would have felt like

Working on an Arby's beef and cheddar

Worry isn't really my thing

Worst case, they adopted a bull dog

Would you ask a man that question?

Would you make the salad?

Would you want me to tell you that?

Wouldn't that make you the best?

Wow, babe, you look gorg

Wow, Dawn

Wow, Gloria. I think she's reading my emails

Wow, that is a cool drawing of you and Daddy

Wow, y'all, wow!

Write your truth, Dawn

Writing songs for women,

Y'all kind of remind me that this might not

Y'all look like y'all freeze g****s for dessert

Y2Gay, an early aughts themed pride party

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, five sure

Yeah, I realize, Nance, you and I met briefly years ago,

Yeah, I think she can perform with us

Yeah, really good

Yeah, so I don't know if you wanted

Yeah, they're all over the city, eating sushi

Yeah, um, hey, hey, hey, let's, um

Yes, come on!

You

You

You all are looking at the face, thighs,

You are a beautiful soul

You are my white whales. That's very rude

You are out of order! [giggles]

You are the most fascinating. Thank you

You are worse than people who do CrossFit

You bought him a car, huh?

You called yourself a dumb bitch

You can deposit last night's cash

You can get from pedicures?

You can have a baby in these

You can squeeze as hard as you want

You can't be another person

You can't be on "Masked Singer,"

You can't even fart twice in a row.

You can't even hear her

You can't expect your first song

You can't handle the idea of someone not liking you,

You can't let an innocent woman

You choose to scoot up it like a toddler

You cleaned me out

You could use the steps

You couldn't even relax drawing that owl

You deserve to stay somewhere better

You did biting and popped his testicles like a bag of Fritos

You disrespect me, you disrespect the work,

You disrespect Sir James Eugene Carrey

You don't get to decide

You don't got to drink it all

You don't have weekends off

You don't need any of my dumb money

You each brought something different to the table

You enjoy your weekend

You ever hit on somebody's husband, or..

You excitedly took a call from spam risk

You found something

You gals sounded good!

You girls don't drag me down. You make me better

You got a VIP bracelet on

You got Crayed!

You got Larry. Nope

You got the vampire glow going on

You gotta get together

You guys, look

You guys, this is allyship, the practice in which a person

You had that song on the soundtrack of "Blue Crush

You have challenged me

You have the goods. Oh, my God

You have to do what pop stars do

You have to meet Stevia, but don't touch her

You have your thangs, Girls5eva and Peloton

You just replaced it with an inverted cola bottle,

You know how many people have talent?

You know that road, Wickie. It's hard

You know what? It's one show

You know, because my parents are lawyers

You know, Carnival has a '90s themed cruise

You know, feed the snake we perform with

You know, guys can tell these types of things

You know, he doesn't believe in divorce,

You know, I have to pay for a very expensive divorce

You know, I like 'em so I just said, you know what?

You know, I saw a man's shadow on the Nest Cam last night

You know, it finally makes sense again, so..

You know, positive envisionment

You know, things are more complicated now

You live in the Himalayas

You look like Gordon the Train

You make up, right now

You may wanna rotate Ghislaine 40 degrees counterclockwise

You might wanna wear sneakers or a square toe

You must see a lot of stuff from behind that counter

You purchased a two seater Sea Doo

You really need to go through my reps

You said you're his wife?

You see, there comes a time when you're trying

You should be focused on A.I.R.P.I.G

You should call 911 because you're burned

You should come,

You started writing

You sure got me and my boyfriend dancing

You take them to Atlantic City on their birthdays

You think I haven't been working the phones all day?

You threw punches. You swept his leg

You took the deal, so then I took the deal

You treated us like family

You use my own beautiful words against me

You want to get sucked into an engine?

You were behind me at Fallon. Yeah

You were thrown together by Larry Plumb

You will be holding L'Oréal Paris hyaluronic acid serum

You won't believe which one of us is Haley Joel Osment now

You won't even know I'm here

You'd get from "success

You'll be on in just a few

You'll thank me

You're a snack. Ha. Thank you

You're a straight up narcissist, Wickie!

You're at Colombia, and I'm not a workaholic anymore,

You're cheating. What? No

You're coming to the BBQ, right?

You're gonna do great

You're gonna have to grow some labia majoras

You're Jason Momoa, and I'm normal

You're looking for inspiration,

You're my best friend

You're part of Girls5eva, right?

You're right

You're still famous, but there's no gigging,

You're terrified of confrontation,

You're the subject

You're up next

You're welcome

You've advanced to round two

You've gotten into my head too many times

You've made New York Magazine's

Your bartenders and mannequins!

Your boots could not accommodate the ramp,

Your face brings me back to earth

Your face is making that face

Your imagination is so lame

Your invisible friend

Your leather pants noises disrespect the theatre

Your Megan Rapinoe silicone face and torso has shipped

Your nose breathing is more

Your rant going viral

Your song said so

Your wet mouth disrespects the work of our director,

Your work in "The Maskical" changed my life

Yulia didn't kill your car

Zero calories

Zero plans. Zero rules

Zip!

4,999 more to go

8,

15 times before they understand umami

18,000 teenagers, who all have camera phones

20 with abs, you know, with that comes a lot of upkeep

20 year old wife, 19 year old surrogate

..

'Cause I'm nice

'Cause your husband's slow. That's why

"American Warrior Singer" judges

"Chernobyl

"Dream Girlfriends." From the top

"I am guilty of never being able to send enough money

"Let's rehearse"? Where are you?

"Massive Girls5eva announcement

"The Tonight Show

"The Tonight Show

"You inspire fans 'cause you show them anyone can do it

[British accent] Jonathan Barron?

[chuckles softly] I'd love an iced tea

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] I love her

[chuckles] [door opens]

[chuckles] Go ahead, buddy

[chuckles] Oh, fancy Nancy

[continues riffing]

[coughs] Sorry, Alf

[deep voice] Ten, nine, eight,

[dreamily] Welcome to Wickie's world!

[excited panting] [clears throat]

[exhales]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Oh

[gasps] Oh, come on

[gasps] The world is watching

[gasps] Get out!

[gasps] Mmm

[gasps] Oh, my gosh!

[giggles] As fancy has it,

[groans, laughs]

[groans]

[groans] Oh, my God

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts] Got it?

[grunts] Jesus!

[huffs] That face

[hushed] Group meeting now

[huskily] Have you ever wanted..

[imitating various birds trilling]

[inhales deeply]

[inhales] Oh, oh

[knocking on wall] Go on!

[knocking]

[laughing to self]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] Does Wickie know about this?

[laughs] Is that true?

[laughs] No! Me is coming

[munching]

[munching]

[rapidly] Well, gay icons are typically glamorous divas

[riffing]

[running scales] * Us *

[running scales] * Us *

[scoffs] I named her 20 years ago

[scoffs] I never said anything

[scoffs] I'm getting targeted ads

[scoffs] Oh, my God

[scoffs] Dawn

[scoffs] You're a queen

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[sighs heavily]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] [sighs]

[sighs] Maybe we just, um

[sighs] I mean, it made Hoda's playlist

[sighs] Let's just bail

[sighs] Scottie Pippen

[sighs] Wait, is that..

[sniffs]

[sniffs]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[softly] Sure

[soulfully] * Dream *

[squeals] [laughter]

[stammers] Why are you here?

[starts, sighs]

[trills]

[whispers] I sent them

[whispers] Oh, my God, yes, yes

[whispers] Oh, shit

[with British accent] This is Jonathan Barron

* 'Less I'm leaving with an award *

* 4eva, 5eva enough *

* 4eva, 5eva enough * all: * Girls 5eva *

* And I know you wanna line up *

* And I'm afraid that on Ancestry

* And I'm cuter than Chalamet *

* And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius *

* Boarding the rocket *

* Booty pop, flip, wow *

* Coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up *

* Cupid's crest and winter's blush *

* Don't le le let go, let go *

* Fledge Mulholland *

* Fledge Mulholland *

* Forest hearth *

* Four stars *

* Funky, weird *

* Girlfriends *

* Gonna be famous 3 gether *

* Gonna be famous 3 gether *

* Gonna be famous 5 eva *

* Gonna be famous 5 eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous five eva *

* Got big doe eyes that you can swim in *

* Happy birthday *

* Happy to drive so you can drink *

* Heart and soul *

* Huh *

* I just wanna see the palm trees *

* I know you wanna line up *

* I love my heart and soul * * It didn't work *

* I may not be stronger than the best *

* I'm afraid I could raise a son *

* I'm afraid of heights, afraid of flying *

* I'm afraid that during high winds *

* I'm done with playin' it cool *

* I'm Fledge Mulholland *

* I'm here with you *

* I'm underrated, always highly compensated, yeah *

* I'm underrated, always highly compensated, yeah *

* I've held my tongue too many times *

* It was her fault only *

* It was her fault only *

* It's too short *

* It's too short *

* Judas is Dwight Schrute *

* Jupiter * * Nothing *

* La da da, da de de *

* La la * * Stronger *

* La, la *

* Le Le Le Le Le Lego *

* Look *

* Look at our history *

* Low rise jeans with the one tooth zipper *

* Neptune * * Uh uh *

* New York lonely boy *

* New York lonely boy *

* No they don't know that they aren't the best no more *

* Nobody knows me like you *

* Nobody's perfect so then why try *

* Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes *

* Okay, I'll finally let you see *

* Ooh * * Ooh *

* Ooh * The perfect girl..

* Pedophiles, pedophiles *

* People staring at us, thinking we are badass *

* Pluto * * Nope *

* Praise for the * * Stronger *

* Preparing *

* Riding in our Lexus, life really affects us *

* Sadness *

* Saw your ring finger *

* Seize the tonight *

* Sitting at my piano *

* Smell me *

* So now you're zoom zoom *

* Something * * Stronger *

* Sometimes you just need a little push *

* Space boys *

* Space boys *

* Stinky * * Now I play a show *

* Stronger stronger *

* Summer and Kev's *

* T.B.F

* Take that, take that *

* Tell 'em it's a Stinker's world, baby *

* Than the best *

* Them opps pulled through *

* Then you whip your hair like *

* They weren't there * We checked the stars

* They weren't there * We checked Venus

* Tiny butts forever *

* Uh, oh, boy *

* Us *

* Watch the world die *

* We're gonna start fresh, take a couple of new steps *

* We've got the kind of birth control *

* Why do I act that way? *

* Why do I do this thing? * Loving it!

* Woah oooh *

* Woof, woof, woof *

* Yeah, yeah *

* Yom Kippur *

* Yom Kippur... * Keep singing

* Yom, Yom, Yom, Yom *

* You started to tingle *

* You're too pretty for college *

#FreeBritney

$80,000. And also I spent it

$372?

16 and a quarter. You deserve a real partner

A clean, fresh space is my gift to you

A curling iron is on in a child's room

A dress that I wore to my dad's wedding

A fraction of what those posts are worth

A lie is just the truth on a deadline

A number, Zander

A thousand years? It's meant to wow

A white frittata or mushroom omelet

Ab absolutely not

Add me to the list of Ojani Noa,

Ah

Ah, dang

Ah, Darn Solano, get in here!

Ah, my God, are you still talking about Girls5eva?

Ah, nah, you're good

Ah, shit. That's bad

Ah, this is unrelatable

Ah, you're gonna love this place

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Good, we agree

Ah! Oh!

Ah! [breathing heavily]

Ah. Fun

Aiding Midtown? Yeah, that's my deal!

Air pig?

Alexa play "The Daily

Alexa, off. Aw, man

Alf is out of the country, but I'll relay the message

Alf's Bjorky,

All

All I can say is congratulations

All right, all right, I see what's going on here

All right, mark that take

All right, we're back in eight, everyone

All right. I'll just toss them then

All right. We got this

All the babies! "#Newspapers

Also, she said that we should kiss more

An authentic anthem for Girls5eva

An inspired collab

And above all, loyal. Yes

And by the time we left "Famous5eva"

And do what with it? Don't over think it

And even though Ashley lost her battle

And for the Christian DJs, I brought my acrylic nail

And I decided I don't want to get pregnant

And I did listen to the new music

And I don't lie about that. I'll call a pig a pig

And I don't?

And I feel terrible asking this now, but who's Caroline?

And I know from the outside

And I may spend part of each day trying to locate

And I'm not selling "Four Stars

And I'm thinking I need to freshen up the extensions

And if we didn't do it?

And if you miss a day, no sweat

And now, here by choice, feeling empowered,

And sing a song that I think I sold

And that's a canary beak again

And that's my twin brother Cray

And that's why Dawn is the chill one, y'all

And then I'd scream at him. And I get my icon wings

And then lock her ass up

And then teens will TikTok to it

And there goes the joy

And we'd probably get arrested in front of, like,

And what was that thing you said the other night?

And who do you think created the PR reps?

And Wickie, you are incredibly telegenic

And you!

And you're talking to the piano

And, obviously, whomever I take home

Anything for you, pole queen. Okay, S

Are gonna hear 30 seconds of "Four Stars"

Are my pit stains bad?

Are you crazy? How?

Are you Dawn from Daphne5eva?

Are you fucking little crabs?

Are you okay? [sighs]

Are you sure you don't need a sec?

As a thought experiment. Right

As serious as the heart attack

As you can see, it's very popular

Ash was probably watching from above

Ash, give us a sign

Ashley

Ashley would have never let her walk out on us like that

Assembly requires four men or nine daughters

At the Instagram wall in the vape lounge

Atlanta? Tax breaks

Available everywhere discounted pies are sold

Aw, I wish I could

Aw, it's so good to see her again!

Aw, thank you, honey bunny

Aw, thanks, Wickie

Aw, Wickie! Oh, God

Aw!

Aw! Thank you, honey bunny

Aw. I've worn a mask myself

Babe, my whole life, I've been in a box

Babe. So sorry, so sorry. Yeah, babe

Baby, how would you like to [cell phone chimes]

Baby!

Baby!

Baby! No, no

Back off. I'm working on it

Back to one, bitches!

Bad, Dolly Parton

Bait taken! Sit and zip it!

Because

Because I thought you were Wickie ing!

Because I'm not the real Dolly Parton

Because they come out on Mondays

Because this is all about you

Because we already real oh, I almost cut through

Because you destroyed my confidence with your pity face

Because, Carson, we're gonna be in the game longer than..

Because, look, we never got to make group decisions before

Biking?

Bladder leak underpants campaign

Bottom line is, he owns all the copyrights,

Box of shorts, navy, one pocket

Break up?

Brooks & Dunn

Burn

Busy

But "Famous 5eva" is three part harmony

But Declan has cycling arms

But I can do both. 'Cause he's sedated, so..

But I don't know

But I stayed up all night

But it was fate that Larry picked us,

But seriously, seriously

But seriously, seriously. Happy Holidays

But ten shows a week is grueling

But these are my words

But we can't do this with four

But we had sex

But we went viral, three million views

But we're the tragic ones

But what? Well, what jobs have you had?

But when I bought it,

But you are the one exception

But you have more than one good

But you said we were stanky

But you still charged us?

Bye

C

Calling you out for insulting us

Can I get you anything before rehearsal?

Can I just grab my phone really quick?

Can you hear yourself, Summer?

Cease and desist, bitch!

Cease and desist, bitch!

Cease and desist, bitch! Oh!

Charges to the florist. Flowers mask the smell

Charli D'Amelio will figure it out

Check the owner's closet

Checking in. Girls5eva talent

Chicken nipples

Chrissy Teigen's making ants on a log on Instagram,

Climb on, and let's see how we ride

Clive Davis won't stop his golf cart

Coffee order, sir

Come back, Baby! Baby, come back

Come on up

Come on, diva! Play your old stuff

Come on, Gloria!

Come on, let's get to work

Come on, Oscar!

Come on, say something you mutton sleeved empress

Come on!

Come on. Come on. I love you more, come on

Competent, but feel my eyes. They're bone dry

Congratulations

Congratulations, Dr. Gloria McManus

Constellation of credit cards, but..

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool. I gotta go

Cool. Cool

Could you just go over

Could you sneak away for sush tomorrow?

Couldn't you have lied and said that we were repped

Crab, what? Crap!

Cray has his own money

Cray? * Woah oooh *

Crazy stories for the shot jocks

Curbside!

Curbside. Come to curb

Cut

Cut

Cut!

Cycling

Dad's phone, it can't even get texts

Daddy's boy. Fake mole

Danger Mouse! I don't have it yet

Daphne, Dawn's best friend. Ugh

Darling, you're onto something

Daughter, pop star, stay at home pop star

Dawn

Dawn

Dawn didn't want to spoil tonight,

Dawn is our writerer

Dawn,

Dawn, are you okay?

Dawn, come on. Get it together, here

Dawn, I did it! It's so good!

Dawn, I know this piano doesn't quite jive

Dawn, I'd like to apply

Dawn, if we're gonna make this group into something,

Dawn, it's Larry

Dawn, nobody gets rich from a sample

Dawn, she can't keep this here

Dawn!

Dawn's got some great ideas for your new album

Delightful! I'll take the salve then

Delivery for Wickie Roy

Did he always say messed up stuff to you

Did I put my breasts back? Yeah, I did

Did Jeter buy you those? No!

Did you have a sex guest

Did you just whisper n****nis?

Did you not even notice that I've been gone all day?

Did you talk to Wickie?

Did your boobs get smaller?

Didn't we plant a tree or something?

Ding dong, mommies

Divorced people just want

DJ Squeeeb!

Do earworms bore holes in your brain?

Do me a favor; will you get these to the other gals?

Do not be roped in by his beauty

Do not say "You, Me and Dupree

Do the judges ever kick off the show

Do we really want to call ourselves

Do you have a Band Aid?

Do you have Kev share that account?

Do you want to hang out?

Does he know how old you are?

Dolly Parton?

Dolly Parton? There's a song in you, Dawn

Dolly!

Don't do that

Don't fight me on everything, all right?

Don't mess this up for me

Don't quote your sex tape at me

Don't say that! [grunts]

Don't shame me

Don't try to freak out my friends

Don't worry. They don't stay lonely forever

Don't yell at him

Don't you divide your time between Ibiza and Arizona?

Don't you mean hangry?

Done. Help me to the dressing room

Driving a Miata somewhere. Oh, God

Earl Grey

Ears open, heart's wide

Eff it

Eh

Emil will be in touch! Okay

Enjoy your night alone, Nick

Everything

Exactly

Excuse me, fellas

Eyes on the prize

Fair

Fallon did. Yeah

Famous

Farts. Elephant farts

Final boarding call for flight..

Find a Band Aid, Summer

Finding the American Warrior Singer is not gonna be easy

Fine

Fine

Fine!

Fine!

Fine. I'll ask about buckets

Fine. You can pull the lever

Fireworks or terrorism? Hmm?

First Larry makes money off of me,

First MasterClass question, Alf

First show ever! [overlapping chatter]

Five minutes, Girls5eva. I love you

Five of them. Five of us

Five real

Fledge

Fledge Mulholland

For the commute

For this secret, sex again

Forever

Forgot my socks

Four stars

Freakin' Larry!

Free shipping on all Crocs purses

From Girls5eva? Yeah

Fuckers

Fudge is made of diamonds

FYI, my mouth looks good when it says "wow

G, this was great, but we're not back together

G5E, look at you

Gals, something's up with me

Genius adlibs, Lil Stinker

Get out, Girls5eva! [all groan]

Get them off the stage, now!

Get those girls out of here, now!

Get used to it

Ghislaine. Exactly, Dawn

Girls' trip!

Girls5eva broke me!

Girls5eva does not need your toxic energy, Larry

Girls5eva has a little heat

Girls5eva is back

Girls5eva is flawless, aspirational

Girls5eva, and only one is dead

Girls5eva, I'm the DJ, Ned

Girls5eva? Hi!

Give it up for..

Glad you said yes. [sighs] Yeah

Gloria was right. Oh, no

Gloria,

Gloria, I got you

Gloria, I know

Gloria, I'm so sorry

Gloria, you know I understand the struggle

Gloria!

Gloria?

Gloria?

Go live. Okay

Go. Okay

God damn it! It's pinned like a wrestler!

God, that could really mess a kid up!

God, that Larry. He really stunk

God's finger? The Queen of Plaza mall?

Good for you. Yeah

Good God

Good morning, my beautiful girls

Good night everybody. Good night

Good night, everybody

Good night, everybody! Good night!

Good night, everybody! Good night!

Good night, everybody. Good night

Good night, everybody. Good night

Good night, everybody. Good night

Goodnight, everybody! Goodnight!

Got 'em

Got it. Oh, thank you so much

Great

Great

Great news

Great, so great

Great!

Guess I sent my dogs to my sister's for nothing

Guess I'm gonna have to write us new songs

Guess what. I'm gonna write songs

Guys, guys. Whew

Guys, not for nothing,

Ha ha!

Ha ha! That's Loretta Lynn

Ha hah! That was us

Half my patients have one,

Have a childhood! Don't fight it

Have a little diet pudding mix to get your sugar up

Have you ever wanted

Have you ever wanted

Have you guys read this script?

Have you seen the space heater?

Have you written our single yet?

He could still get it

He lives an hour away

He'd make us feel small

He'd stare at me and pretend to be on the phone

He's in love with me. He's in love with you

He's just secretly rehabilitating

He's right. They always phone it in

Heck yeah! It's all about clicks now

Heck, yeah. I had five siblings

Hello

Hello, I'm new here. I'm not telling you my name

Hello, Laurence

Hello, Nick. Hey, Wickie

Hello? Ugh

Help yourself to smoked salmon

Her cousin Lauren. Scooter Braun

Her mom's friend Angie

Her other cousin Kristin, who everybody hates

Her shoe line is, like, number one in China,

Here is Wickie, the fierce one

Here they are, Girls5eva!

Here to sing "Line Up," Lil Stinker

Here we go. Thanks, Nick

Here we go. I am ready to cut loose

Here. Let me. Watch out! Move it

Hey

Hey

Hey girl, hey

Hey, as long as he took our notes, I'm happy

Hey, Daphne

Hey, did Lil Stinker say anything about upstate shows,

Hey, didn't I hear you got married?

Hey, do you guys have a steamer?

Hey, do you think it's too cold for these?

Hey, Gloria, let me help you find a seat

Hey, guys

Hey, guys, what are we doing?

Hey, hey

Hey, I get it. Wickie, I've been there

Hey, I just wanted to say break a leg

Hey, Kev

Hey, look

Hey, Mrs

Hey, no, it's too early,

Hey, Richard. Scott

Hey, so I found Gloria's work address online,

Hey, so one of your members has not checked in yet

Hey, so you know when an Italian family

Hey, Sum

Hey, Sum, where do you want me to drop your bag?

Hey, Summer, you know what would be a huge help?

Hey, that took me 15 years,

Hey, wait, wait, wait

Hey, what's up?

Hey, y'all. I'm Ashley from Girls5eva

Hey, you know that, um,

Hey! Hey! Get out of here!

Hey. Hey

Hey. I hear you have a big performance tonight

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi, Ash. And you're listening to..

Hi, I'm Baby

Hi, Scott. Hey, Dawn

Hi, you two

Hi!

Hi. Happy Thanksgiving, you guys

Hi. Yeah, sorry

Hm. Okay

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm, they're really making that work

Hmm? Oh, the bare knuckle brawler

Holy shit

Home to nine types of hermit crabs,

Honestly, could be either one because that is really good

Honestly, I'm relieved it's over

Honestly, too many people left for this to be fun

Honey

Honey, you don't leave those in all the time

Hot damn, Jingle Ball, here we come

Hot damn, Jingle Ball, here we come

Hot Topic Crystal Visa

How are we gonna get to Nance?

How could I forget my only failure

How did we even get the old ones?

How do I stop this?

How do we find Alf Music

How do you know about this?

How do you know so little about the female body?

How have I never noticed this?

How is Kev?

How long you been there?

How much did you get for that?

How much? Um..

How so?

How was the studio? Amazing, amazing!

How? We only ever got a per diem

How? What?

Huh

Huh

I admit that you're way better looking than me,

I almost said that

I already spent it

I always know what's behind me

I am positively sex positive

I am starving

I apologize for before

I bet a bear or maybe a man did it

I bet she wouldn't lock us in a tanning booth

I bought my mother a house. I'm allowed to do whatever

I bought Skechers here, like, a month ago

I can finally pay off all my debt

I can't

I can't believe they traced it to my hair

I can't believe Wickie is in

I can't do cocaine anymore. I'm taking too many statins

I can't do the imaging if you don't stay still

I can't take unsolicited material

I can't watch this. Oh, God

I could write a bridge where you experiment

I couldn't do that. That's too much

I couldn't get the knife drawer open,

I did it

I did say that

I did?

I didn't know that. Fun facts

I didn't. He surprised me

I didn't. I quit

I do what I want. I don't stress

I do. I wash my bra every other week

I don't

I don't

I don't know about that song

I don't know if I can still do the excelsior

I don't know the history of the word

I don't know what we're doing

I don't know,

I don't know, Dawn

I don't know. Say a cool name

I don't like their wives

I don't think a cartoon needs an alter ego

I don't wanna leave again without singing

I don't wanna ruin your weekend,

I don't want to be divorced

I don't want to pretend that everything is fine

I don't want to stop our momentum

I don't want to talk, Summer

I don't want to!

I dropped it into this cup,

I finally get empathy

I gave the sound booth ten free whitenings

I get it other ways now

I get it. I'm 40

I get so pumped when we start a new show together

I get why we sang this stuff as teenagers

I get why we sang this stuff as teenagers,

I got a call that the restaurant is locked

I got it

I got it. Let me see

I gotta say, it's starting to feel a little

I guess I could do it

I guess it's better than golf

I guess that's true

I had nothing to do with whatever that was

I have a parrot I haven't talked about who won't die,

I have been told that my sexuality

I have interviewed the biggest names in Tampa

I have to say, your breasts are perfect

I haven't been to the Catskills since I moved

I haven't seen anybody in forever and I'm busy

I I did. Called it

I I gotta get in there and start that keynote

I insist it's stable

I just dye my stubble platinum

I just feel totally ignored

I just feel weird making any decisions without Ashley

I just found out about this

I just love it

I just pray Gal Gadot

I just think it means something

I just wanna say, I'm super excited for you

I just want to Shazam it

I just work at the Van Nuys Airport, Sherlock

I know

I know

I know how we'll get this secret,

I know you're a coal miner's daughter

I know, me too!

I know!

I know! Guys, guys

I know. Me neither

I know. It is cushy

I left a message for her at her LA office,

I liked that album

I literally cannot remember

I love those. Woo

I love you

I love you guys! Oh, my God, I love you!

I love you. Oh, Ashley

I love! Yay!

I loved your vocals, and your backstory was moving

I made salad

I made top docs? Our annual list..

I may not be gay like that. I might be

I mean, I dropped super gay hints

I mean, I feel like I'm smelling shit

I mean, my nieces shouldn't aspire

I need food now!

I need to borrow $1.8 million

I need to eat something

I only loaded up a bunch of our old footage into this app

I really do love you. I love you too

I really liked my signature

I reject those

I saw you on TV!

I see the benefits of a cautious child

I see you too, fellas

I shouldn't have been sneaky before

I so did not appreciate this stuff

I started talking about corpse sex immediately

I suck

I think this is Everclear

I think we just became stronger than the best

I thought Alf was gonna write us

I thought I did,

I thought she was done with music

I thought she was just doing that thing

I thought that you were zipping it

I thought you were gonna save that for Summer's 40th

I thought you'd sign the CD I brought,

I thought your mom died

I told her

I used to have dreams, you know that?

I used to take piano lessons in the third grade

I wanna do Jingle Ball

I wanna get back in the ring, too

I wanna play with Mommy

I wanna stay with Mommy. I wanna stay with Mommy

I wanna stay with you. Sorry

I want to do it!

I want you to breathe. It's gonna be okay

I want you to know I don't judge you because I did it too

I was gonna have a moving company

I was never done with music, okay?

I was saving this for the right time

I was shook. This is real pee

I was shook. This is real pee

I was too busy drilling, filling, and building

I was wrong

I went to Catholic school

I went to Nance for us, because I'm all in

I will not adjust my pace for you!

I will say,

I will write you a song fresh and authentic

I witnessed your harrowing journey

I work for my brother at a restaurant Yelp calls,

I work with rescue dogs

I wouldn't use the word failure

I wouldn't worry about who's posting what, but..

I..

I'll do cauliflower steak..

I'll get the Shit Stirrer

I'll have the Shiraz, please

I'll talk to her

I'll try

I'm a guidance counselor

I'm a Jasmine. Me too

I'm a retiree

I'm Ashley

I'm Ashley, the fun one

I'm concerned about the time, so I'm gonna dive right in

I'm Daphne, the owner

I'm doing something that's insane

I'm entering without knocking

I'm flipping pumped! It's been impossible to focus

I'm getting you a book

I'm Gloria

I'm gonna go show the girls, Dolly Parton

I'm gonna savor the... ass head out of this

I'm good

I'm good at makeup, mirrors. Right

I'm good, too

I'm in the office; I have an emergency tooth abscess.

I'm just about done showing off my B pop group

I'm just trying to keep an eye out for you

I'm Leonard Crust, and you're listening to my new single,

I'm no Dolly Parton

I'm not dating anyone

I'm not giving up

I'm not one for name brands

I'm not the bathroom attendant

I'm not toxic anymore

I'm putting her in a closet

I'm so happy you noticed that

I'm so proud of you. Oh

I'm so sorry

I'm sorry, but I requested no conversation

I'm sorry. I'm sorry too

I'm Summer, and the media trainer

I'm sure

I'm Tipper Gore

I'm..

I've been gunning for top docs for, like, ten years

I've got my backpack in there,

I've just been helping these special guys and gals

I've never been this excited to meet a man

I've taken Girls5eva as far as it can go

Identity theft?

If I didn't have my property brother,

If I got offered, literally, any other job than this one,

If I wanted to have sushi delivered to my husband,

If it's a woman, she better not be hotter than me

If they've got a Spencer's up in there,

If we really wanna blow the doors off that mall,

If you can't be the bad guy, I will

If you don't put the addition on now,

In the future, let me know in advance

In the graveyard? Oh

Insert in five, four..

Inside, it seemed like your prayers had been answered,

Is Dr

Is it 'cause you left school?

Is it cocaine? I used to do so much cocaine

Is it gonna be weird seeing Wickie?

Is it you're just inventing words?

Is that a hat from Boost Mobile?

Is that a trash pile?

Is that about me? Yes

Is that one selling newspapers?

Is that the healthiest thing?

Is the pocket centered?

Is this salve also handmade? That's actually footmade

Is this woman your mother,

Isn't Ghislaine gorgeous?

It aired in three states

It attaches to my belt and has a bottle opener

It begins

It can

It definitely wasn't funny at the time,

It films 58 weeks a year in Atlanta

It has a button that says "baked potato

It has a in ground trampoline

It is?

It is. Oh

It puts us on a rocket ship to the Grammys

It really doesn't

It was $38

It was a pastiche of the Jim Carrey oeuvre

It was the concept of generosity

It worked

It's it's just the group

It's "Baby Shark" backwards. But we can find something else

It's 2021

It's a five man job, Ashton

It's a panic attack

It's a Victoria's Secret water bra

It's called being nice. This is not you being nice

It's cool, right? Yes!

It's dead. But we're not

It's DJ Squeeeb here with a new track

It's fine

It's fine. I looked it up

It's fucked up

It's G like G, I as in I,

It's gauche to talk business, but if you must know,

It's gonna be so sad one day when I bike up to, like,

It's great that you're still working with those ladies

It's her choice

It's just gonna be a guy, Sum

It's just like tends to find like

It's just Stinker now. I'm a big boy

It's just, you know, distance

It's made from the first letters of our names

It's me and Oscar

It's mostly surface damage

It's my life, Mama! How dare you, mon frère?

It's not a song yet

It's not a sunburn. I nodded off at Benihana

It's not a van, all right?

It's okay

It's so aggressive

It's soap!

It's the perfect slow drip water source

It's us. We reunited

It's wonderful. We have a shorthand

It's..

Javier, will get Randy some bar cherry

Jesus, am I crazy..

Jesus. I can hear you

Jingle Ball

Jingle Ball! No

Jingle Ball! We love you!

Jingle Ball? I'll do it!

Jingle Bells

Jinx!

Jinx. That's not how jinx works

Just give this to me, okay?

Just one

Just to get ahead of it, it's me

Karma with a C?

Keep it cheap

Kev insisted that we stay in New Jersey

Kev, I love you

Ladies and one gentleman,

Ladies, it should not be this hard!

Ladies, that was stanky

Ladies, we're doing "Four Stars

Ladies?

Lady guard

Lar, I I wrote a song, if we need it after

Larry again. Flag on the play

Larry had us do one of those

Larry, look at the phone! You did a FaceTime, Larry

Larry? No

Larry's right. I am clinging to a fantasy

Leaping labia!

Let him know if you prefer email or text

Let's celebrate

Let's go

Let's go chat deets with Stinks

Let's go finish the paperwork?

Let's go, ladies

Let's see..

Like lip injections..

Like that, exactly

Like, no matter how bad it goes,

Like, right here? Right here

Limousine, y'all. Police car

Listen to me

Listen to me carefully

Look at us, making big moves

Look at us. We're a couple of Kid McCoys

Look who followed me to a lame barbecue in New Jersey

Look, I'm not the best at apologies

Look, I'm trying to help you here,

Look, we only have the room for two more minutes,

Look, you have to ignore him. We have a show to do

Look..

Looks like I'm done for the day

Love you, Wickie!

Lucky man!

Ma'am, have you had nitrous oxide for a procedure?

Ma'am, please do not move

Ma'am, we're very much pranking you

Max crawls into your bed every night at midnight

Max isn't gonna be weird

Maybe 20

Maybe call the credit card company

Maybe fasting's not your thing

Maybe I'm mad because my B pop group sold me

Maybe Mr

Maybe we could just watch TV

McConnell and all his dark money buddies

Minor thing

Mm

Mm hmm

Mm hmm

Mm hmm. I send her a ticket

Mm kay. Hey...Larry

Mm mm

Mm, my dad's

Mm!

Mommy, Mommy, I want to stay with you

Mommy's working, honey

Money, nah. The place was free

Most people have smaller things that do that

Moving that thing took all day

Music isn't facts, Dawn

Music Music International

My apartment building is like "Rear Window"

My boot knife?

My brief affair with Cray. My salad

My classes taught me to recognize the look

My friend filmed everything

My God, it's a hit

My grilled cheese is cold

My lip sync blew up gay Twitter

My mouth is a T shirt gun of wisdom,

My pilot is staying here

My song is not accurate to your experience?

My thought as well, so I followed you last night

My whole career has been touched

My wife's in labor. I gotta run

Nah, I don't like that sample

Nah, man. We never touched you

Nah, man. It's all birds

Nance, thank you so much

Navigating this industry as a group is a fool's errand

Neat

Negative four minutes, Girls5eva

Never been a big Dalai Lama fan

Never trust a restaurant on a corner

Never!

New place, huh? Not much furniture

New..

Next

Next! Ugh, you guys,

Nick's right. Let's go again

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No Black men are named Scott

No bye. No, no, no, no

No problem

No segue needed

No, I just have the same face

No, I would hurt him

No, I'm sorry

No, if anything, the baby will ruin him

No, in my circles,

No, it didn't

No, it was crime

No, it's fire

No, it's Ignore and Accept

No, it's Ignore and Hold you know what?

No, it's just

No, it's not!

No, it's okay

No, Max is sleeping. Just wait

No, no

No, no one's seen my real face

No, no. Don't go back in the clos

No, no. Just, come here

No, not new

No, she never apologized

No, sorry. Wait

No, stop

No, thank you, Mama

No, they're in all the boroughs

No, um...it'll be fine. I'll fix him

No, we had it at "Fallon

No, we're with Nance Trace now, Larry

No, Wickie, please don't. I'll make sure we can work

No, you're not

No! My six figure bonus

No! [all cheer]

No! Fricking air mattress!

No! How?

No! Kev and I are amazing!

No. Don't take the bait

No. I'm sorry

No. Meth got to New York

No. She lost her glasses

No. We got this

No. Wickie Roy isn't here yet

Nope. This is classic diva worship

Not a problem

Not for me.

Not today, Wick. It's leg day

Not when you're talking, no. Mm mm

Nothing. Come on

Now look, I know the business

Now, how did you guys get together?

Now, I did just eat

Now, I've got two middle names,

Now, ladies

O M gosh, babe

Obergefell v. Hodges

Obviously this is not the venue to debut the splingy

Obviously, Jingle Ball isn't happening this year,

Obviously, we were kidding about abducting you

Of course

Of course not. It's to donate

Of course, he's a great guy! Everybody loves Kev!

Of course, of course. And...playback

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh, a temporary tramp stamp

Oh, and the stage looks slippery

Oh, and these are our snacks

Oh, as who? Neil Young?

Oh, boy

Oh, boy

Oh, boy, this is some AP level repression

Oh, but it's such a bad idea that I'm out there hustling,

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on!

Oh, damn, Fledge!

Oh, flag on the play

Oh, God

Oh, God, please. Don't give me guilt money

Oh, God. I gotta make it match

Oh, good

Oh, gosh! I'm cold

Oh, gosh. Oh

Oh, grow up! This is pop music,

Oh, he has more Grammys than LeVar Burton

Oh, he's great. He's really great

Oh, he's really good at a dinner party

Oh, he's such a cutie. Oh

Oh, hon, just because you're not at work

Oh, honey

Oh, honey

Oh, I couldn't

Oh, I don't know, babe

Oh, I don't think it's fun. Okay, hi

Oh, I feel a weight lifted, Lord!

Oh, I feel so bad for all of the women

Oh, I left

Oh, I needed that release so bad today

Oh, I'm giving my wife space,

Oh, I'm just drinking so much water

Oh, I'm so sorry, baby

Oh, is there a word in English worse than failure?

Oh, it was a photo

Oh, it's fine

Oh, it's just Wickie

Oh, it's Kev. Hey, Kev

Oh, it's Quest Diagnostics with results

Oh, it's so...funny

Oh, it's the Egg Hunter app

Oh, Jesus, the Egg Hunter app

Oh, Kev hasn't worked here in several months

Oh, look, there, he pulled over up there

Oh, mm

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, Cray

Oh, my God, it's genius!

Oh, my God, this is easy for me!

Oh, my God, you guys

Oh, my God! My backpack!

Oh, my God! Dawn!

Oh, my God! Yes!

Oh, my God! Yes! It's hot

Oh, my God. Yes

Oh, my God. Okay

Oh, my God. Stop

Oh, my goodness

Oh, my goodness

Oh, my gosh, remember we went there after we did TRL?

Oh, my gosh, stop! I am going to punch you!

Oh, my gosh! Sorry, hon

Oh, my gosh! [breathing heavily]

Oh, my gosh. Hello, Gloria

Oh, my Lord. I can't wait

Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, ma'am, no

Oh, no, no, no, no

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay, Gloria

Oh, no, no. I don't think we should open that

Oh, no, you're not

Oh, no. I'm fine in my ma'am cave

Oh, of course we are

Oh, okay

Oh, ow!

Oh, reunion!

Oh, right

Oh, she's not talking to me

Oh, shut up!

Oh, snap

Oh, sorry

Oh, sorry, but I have the best excuse

Oh, teens are so much more controllable

Oh, that is such a chiller point, babe

Oh, that son of a bitch!

Oh, the Boybies

Oh, there isn't any. Dang. I'm on it

Oh, this cabinet is this is wobbly

Oh, uh, yeah, yeah

Oh, um..

Oh, wait. No, no

Oh, we can debut "Four Stars

Oh, we could do my suite at The Peninsula

Oh, we didn't get too deep into which cities

Oh, we're debuting our new song,

Oh, we're doing the show..

Oh, well, actually,

Oh, well, yeah, I'm short on church merch,

Oh, what about that flesh eating bacteria

Oh, with the marionettes. It's very imaginative

Oh, wow! Okay

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, I am

Oh, yeah. We do

Oh, yeah. Yeah

Oh, you came

Oh, you couldn't. It's a confidential process

Oh, you did? Mm hmm

Oh, you guys, Zander's lip sync of Gloria

Oh, you know, I only celebrate half birthdays

Oh, you mean his little pep talks?

Oh, you're cute that you don't know

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [laughing]

Oh! [laughs]

Oh! Hot damn

Oh! Jesus!

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh! What?

Oh! Your mouth is disgusting!

Oh! [chuckling] Luca!

Oh! Oh, God

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh! You called it

Oh. Huh

Oh. I want to work with you

Oh. It expires on Friday, so..

Oh. Okay

Oh. Smart house, heard it all

Oh. Cool. Cool. Yeah

Oh. Jesus

Oh. Oh, gross. Ugh. Ew

Oh. Thank you

Oh... Tracks for me

Ohhh..

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay, but our talent kept us on the radio for 21 weeks

Okay, bye

Okay, DJ Face World

Okay, dream scenarios for tonight

Okay, fine, I will do the right thing

Okay, fine. Okay

Okay, for the record, I didn't Wickie

Okay, forget I said anything

Okay, guys

Okay, here's our new music and some family pictures

Okay, hit the hook again

Okay, I dug up our old agreement with Larry,

Okay, I'll take it

Okay, it's vodka, bubbles, and opinions

Okay, Kev

Okay, ladies

Okay, let's rehearse

Okay, not going lie

Okay, on the Wikipedia page

Okay, once we get Summer, we'll have 24 minutes

Okay, Summer, okay

Okay, today [clears throat]

Okay, we're so awesome tonight

Okay, well, let's all agree

Okay, what flavor do you want, buddy?

Okay. All righty then

Okay. For Girls5eva

Okay. I'll lead it off

Okay. Let's go blow minds

Okay. Let's go destroy this mall

Okay. Okay

Okay. Shed your skin

Okay. I can't do this with you here

Okay. I'll wait it out

Okay. Okay

Okay. Okay. My turn

Okay. Reunion

Okay. We're here

Okay. You make whatever you want

Olivia Colman. Oh, I love her

On NYU? No, girl

On the runway, to the runway,

On twigs

One minute, she's a bustlin'

One second

One time,

One, two, three, four

Only because the signature green cocktail

Ooh

Ooh, did I just stir shit

Ooh, hi baby

Ooh, I found the main studio line

Ooh, our dwasg was firing hard!

Ooh, that sounds like a new air horn

Ooh, these scented stickers have gone bad

Ooh, they have a fireplace

Ooh!

Ooh! Sorry, Spencer

Ooh. All right. Let's go

Ooh. That was fun

Ooh...it's a spooky one

Oops

Or below

Or Dabby Holla Night

Or maybe six eva. Or seven eva

Or you could go and collab,

Oscar is sitting there. [chuckles] Right

Our dwasg is from Larry being mean to us?

Our songs were written by Alf Music?

Our trademark

Outside of a post apocalyptic paintball scene, no

Overlong, but Bitchard Nixon, okay?

Ow! Oh!

Ow. I hate it

Owwie, ow, ow

Paid who? I made a sizeable donation

Pardon

Party like it's 1990 gay!

Pass. Intercourse detected

Patti LuPone and [indistinct]!

Perfect

Perfect, Summer

Pfft! Wickieroy,

Please do. It's so gross

Please remember to tip

Please stand in line with your ticket and ID in hand

Please, just do the motel

Please, this relationship will be over

Please. We insist

PR reps put you and Kev together

Promise? Yes

Put in request conversation

Queens, New York?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Mm hmm

Really? Yes!

Remember, no edits

Rest assured, this tree died of natural causes

Right

Right

Right, right

Right. Yeah

Running them back from Keys

RuPaul said every month is Pride Month

Said like someone with unfinished business

Same. Not sad

Santa's in his workshop

Say it for the show, guys

Scott, I'm not leaving you

Scumbag

See you later, baby. Vibes, girl

See, babe,

See? Talent's a dime a dozen

She always wanted me to pop up for the weekend,

She bought a Cameo from her husband

She does. She was our big sister

She got us on the radio

She Visor, the only birth control that's also a hat

She's a goddess! Next

She's made by the same people

She's not granola bars

She's the boss

Shed it! Okay!

Shed it! Shed it!

Shit! Help!

Shut up, Michael Barbaro! Alexa, shut up!

Sign my shirt. Coming

Smell this! It's not g****s anymore!

Smiling, being in shape

So after we got chewed up and spit out,

So Atlanta, huh?

So did I

So do I!

So have a great show, and congratulations to all

So how did that guy ever see it?

So I made our offish booking page

So I need to tell the sound booth

So I won't ruin my son by not having another baby?

So now what? I have to keep working here?

So obviously, you don't own a jet

So thanks for being a fan, stranger

So that's why that phrase sounds so iconic

So there's nothing here?

So undo it, Wickie!

So what are you waiting 5?

So what are you waiting 5?

So what do you want?

So what? Let's just do it!

So you are saying no to me?

So you remember us?

So you're not cheating on me?

So, Gloria and I watched a ton of YouTube vids,

So, if we sign with you, there'll be no more Girls5eva?

So, Kev, how's Tampa?

So, we all Wickied

Some are for eyebrows and suedes

Some boring shit about capers?

Some misguided soul was filled with mad jealously

Sorry

Sorry

Sorry I helped you grow

Sorry it turned out to be nothing

Sorry, but it's not my fault

Sorry, can we reschej rehearsal?

Sorry, gorg, your card's been declined

Sorry, guys, um...I don't think I can do the show

Sorry, honey

Sorry, honey

Sorry, sir

Sorry, the guy from "Smallville

Sounds neat. Fun question

Start pre boarding for flight 144

Stevia! Well, that take was ruined

Still, we should celebrate

Stinker, sip, Stinky

Stop asking

Stop avoiding me

Stop listening to my private conversations

Stop making deals, Summer. I'm not making deals

Stop, we're doing amazing

Strength. Yeah, maybe something like..

Summer, back me up. I don't know

Summer, come on. We got a meeting with Nance

Summer, there's no reunion

Summer, you're a genius. That should be our song

Summer, you're home! Always!

Summer? [gasps] Gloria?

Summer's right, though

Sure

Sure I would. Hello, Oscar

Sure, being a dentist is stable and everything,

Sure. Bye, Kev

Sure. No problem

Swedes?

Swung over to the left side. But I am not sad

Take a deep breath and hold it

Take my money, pole queen!

Take your shot, you piece of gold

Tell her

Tell them what? I saw you upstairs, Dawn

Thank God

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you for bringing me here

Thank you for those. Plesh

Thank you so much. Pleasure

Thank you, Alf, but Girls5eva..

Thank you, but if you want me to show your product on camera,

Thank you, I do. I see potential here

Thank you, pretty baby

Thank you. Yes

Thank you. My son had a violent latch

Thank you. Please leave the ice

Thanks

Thanks for driving us, Nick

Thanks for the ma'amsplaining Oh, I know more stuff too

Thanks lil' ho

Thanks, I know

Thanks, Rusty

That I made it into art

That is it

That is my realtor, yeah, yeah

That is obviously the woman from your extensions

That is our first move

That is so sweet. Thank you

That is so unfair. You don't even like baseball

That little stinker

That means, like, three million people

That rant was a tour de force

That she's gonna Yoko the salad

That show put us on the map

That song is very personal

That was amazing

That was empowering. We got lucky

That was good

That was like a Dr

That was so good! That was so good

That was Sprite

That was..

That was... Cathartic

That wasn't okay, Larry

That's 'cause you're looking outside for ideas

That's amazing! Who's Kev skoinking?

That's dinner, everybody. Eight minutes

That's enough, Larry

That's exciting

That's how I felt all day, ignored and left out

That's our bedroom

That's our microwave

That's really sweet short term thinking

That's right. I'm a flap jacket gay diva

That's the lady from my phone!

That's what it says on my amusement park

That's where Caroline is teaching

The "Ally's Handbook," "Queer Schmear,"

The algorithm's almost done learning her voice,

The Association of Integrated

The bad boy of Boybies just yipped at you

The concert that bumped us in 2001

The devil is busy

The Doink did have suspiciously nice air horns

The doorway is arched, and the entryway is arched

The escalation's working! all: * Four Stars *

The excelsior

The fact that Kev lives in a different city

The first chicken that's zero bones,

The hell?

The Jesus y arm of the Hallmark movie circuit

The Kev stuff sinks in

The M&M's store has spaghetti now

The mall economy is fragile

The mall's already destroyed

The most they've got is a stick

The muse has mounted me

The next step to getting invited to Jingle Ball,

The old me probably would have dated

The one second of singing before you got flattened

The place, I'm sorry, was not free

The power of Christ compels me

The show's on tour, so I thought I'd come by

The song explains it! It hinges on paperwork!

The splingy? Dope

The two seater Sea Doo

Then a talent scout heard me singing at my mall church,

Then don't, but we're not bailing

Then how come he never yelled back about basketball?

Then I played a string of troubled nephews

Then I'll be Ashley

Then let me sing it

Then we get invited to Jingle Ball,

There are no Band Aids anywhere

There was a mudslide at Bella Hadid's ranch,

There's a shortage of shells down here

There's a song in you, Dawn

There's always a way to meet a man with an ego

There's been a lot of wind lately

There's been a small mutiny on a Carnival cruise

There's my girl. Ha, ha

There's no face. It's great, you look great

There's no L in dwasg, Larry. Yeah

These new songs are shootin' outa me like chin hairs

They all have these adult imaginary friends

They hung up first

They're making fun of you

This is a better spot for Ashley

This is a Cameo?

This is a stark contrast of this morning

This is all songwriting gold

This is amazing, 'cause the world,

This is as thick as the one

This is crazy

This is different. You worked on our wedding day

This is essentials?

This is Jonathan Barron, assistant to Wickie Roy

This is not a vacation, Summer

This is she

This is signed by Derek Jeter

This is the only one

This is theft! Wickie, I worship you

This is your pilot's hotel room?

This was never about money for me

This weekend is about getting our asses to Jingle Ball,

This whole thing was a 48 for 48 challenge,

Those do not work

Thumb drives of our new songs

TikTok dicklets

To protect them

To what ends, Summer?

Today on "The Daily," our broken..

Tomorrow, we go to Tampa

Tomorrow? While we have heat

Too early

True

Two, three, four

Typically, when I write songs about women,

Ugh, Dawn's song was just embarrassing

Ugh, gosh, you don't know anything about the business

Ugh, my driver's here

Ugh, they were $3,000

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Crap!

Ugh! Hey, hey, hey

Ugh! Work up to that, people

Ugh. God

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh, does this look like it can wait?

Uh, don't you want to see

Uh, FYI, my voice drifts,

Uh, just come have some chocolate, Max

Uh, no

Uh, walking in heels?

Uh, we just went on hianus. I don't know

Uh, we're Summer and Kev

Uh, yeah. That's how words work, Larry

Uh! Don't try to walk out here all superior

Um, babe..

Um, it doesn't..

Um, okay, I was thinking something about how you have

Um...yeah

Unsubscribe! Attention valued customer,

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Vanta, vanta

Vanta, vanta. You too..

Vermeer died penniless

Very happy to find your signed contract

Volume up, ladies

W w w wait, na na na nah

Wa, wa, goo, goo, ga, ga, hey baby!

Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait a second

Wait, don't you mean Jingle Smells?

Wait, guys

Wait, I don't..

Wait, I'm sorry, I missed something

Wait, is that a

Wait, Tampa, like Florida?

Wait, what is this song?

Wait, what? What?

Wait, whatever it is,

Wait? For real?

Wanna walk me to the stairs?

Want to meet my friend Oscar?

Wasn't "alrighty, then" from "Ace Ventura"?

We all get chicken nipples

We already did the reveal, guys

We also had the same ad written onto a newspaper

We also need to think about Max

We are Girls5eva and we have some fresh jams

We are Girls5eva!

We are Girls5eva!

We are locking ourselves in a cabin,

We are not alike

We brought you these

We can't go empty handed

We cannot pop up here

We checked Saturn

We could live like kings in Indianapolis

We did. It'll be hilarious

We didn't mean to offend you. You have not offended me

We do this off camera too?

We got a match on some hair fibers in the vehicle

We gotta get out of this

We have had a good but not perfect stay,

We have songs

We have to turn that heat into a fire

We have to turn that heat into a fire

We love you, Wickie! Cease and desist, bitch

We love you. And you're all in my will

We need his song

We need to make a baby now. I'll get the iPad

We pop up. We blow minds

We really have to go

We share everything

We struck a content deal before the show

We usually let Nance take care of details like that

We want to tour

We were good!

We were kids. We didn't know

We were no wronger than anyone else

We would just be four financially stable women

We'll roll in with cordless mics,

We're amazing

We're back, babies! [cheers]

We're boy band and girl group's royal couple

We're in

We're in a Nest Cam blind spot

We're looking for new management?

We're more than just four women in the back of a van

We're short,

We're still gonna get our cab fare, right?

We're Summer and Kev!

We're..

We've been best friends ever since we auditioned

Welcome to the belly of the beast

Welcome to the club

Welcome to the family

Well, at least the lab coat was white, right?

Well, but you didn't have to come

Well, certainly not my verse where I bed down a teenage boy

Well, guess what

Well, he can't have it for free

Well, how'd it go?

Well, I gotta find my popstar look

Well, I love it

Well, I mean, if today was so terrible,

Well, I missed "The Tonight Show" and mall pop up

Well, I'm probably gonna head out,

Well, I'm sorry, he's still an authority figure to me

Well, I'm vulnerable and powerful

Well, I've always admired that work ethic in the bedroom

Well, it's more than 3 ounces,

Well, look who loosened it

Well, maybe I could come to your work?

Well, Mr

Well, Nance is helping me grow now

Well, Ned, I am pickled to be here,

Well, obvs

Well, please let Ms

Well, since you took Wickie's note about "wow,"

Well, thank you

Well, that was the last willing participant in Atlanta

Well, that was very brave. Yes

Well, that's a lot of wind, babe

Well, that's a lot of wind, babe!

Well, that's good

Well, that's not indicative of the whole group

Well, that's the end of my thing

Well, that's, uh, interesting

Well, the difference between that and this

Well, the first offer was cab fare

Well, then enjoy watching the life

Well, then I can't keep doing this

Well, then you better deliver them in person

Well, Toilet the Cat got 40 million views

Well, we don't need Larry anymore

Well, we're back together, so..

Well, what about buckets?

Well, you know what?

Well, you must take this or leave this

Well, you said that distance kills a relationship

Well, you're handsome and all

Well, you're undermining your point

Well, Zahir is a genius

Well... It's not just a concert

Were we loud? No

What am I looking at here, Kev?

What are we doing?

What are we doing? I don't know

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you even talking about?

What are you talking about, Wickie?

What are you talking about?

What do you mean? No, we fixed all our problems

What do you think?

What even is Girls5eva?

What in the hell have you ever done

What is happening? It's for TikTok

What is that? Is that Ashley?

What is the nature of your dental emergency?

What is the plan here? There are cops involved

What is this, a party trick? Two days

What is up with you?

What is wrong with you two? Yeah!

What kind of world are we living in

What lives are these?

What makes it a men's locket?

What set you off? Scott

What the hell are you doing, Wickie?

What the hell was that?

What up, Girls5eva?

What up, MTV? [applause]

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? From the story and the grid

What? I don't

What? I'm being targeted

What? It's okay

What? New York lonely boy

What? Oh, my God!

What? What?

What? Yes, thank you

What? [chuckles]

What? [clears throat]

What? My DMs are filthy

What? My flight to Atlanta leaves in 40 minutes!

What? No, no

What? That was totally Rick Fox

What? That wasn't pity

What? Wickie, I didn't take the deal

What's done in the dark

What's that thing made of?

What's the holdup?

What's the story of that?

Whatever, I'll take it

Wheels up, leaving derailment city

Wheels up. Leaving derailment city

When did she get Nance to sign us?

When did you have time to skoink?

When I starred in "The Maskical," the musical

Where did you meet someone named Cray?

Where is our dwasg? Why don't we have it?

Where is she? Oh

Whew...wow

Which one?

Who are those people? JLo's first husband,

Who are you?

Who are you? You are scaring us!

Who is he? That's my twin brother, Ray

Who is that? Nance Trace.

Who the hell are you?

Who wants the Jane Hanpussy of a queer pop star, huh?

Who would've thought it would be impossible

Who's Caroline? Is that your mom?

Who's gonna be the leader?

Who's the Dalai Lama?

Whoa, let me get this straight

Whoa, what is this award?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, twist!

Whoa! Ah, ah, I meant to say

Whoa! Oh, my gosh!

Whoa. A wall of us

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Hell, yeah

Whoo! To tell you it's dead

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Yeah, girl

Why are you doing this?

Why are you out here with the normies?

Why did I think she'd be normal?

Why did it have to come out on September 10th?

Why did Matt send you?

Why did we sign it?

Why did you invite Scott?

Why does my catchphrase have a little TM on it?

Why don't we just say Happy Holiday?

Why don't we know what to do?

Why don't you get the paid version?

Why you always got to fart in our tights, Larry?

Why?

Why? It's a white hairstyle

Wickie

Wickie

Wickie, didn't "The Maskical" close after like a week?

Wickie, I like that. Strength

Wickie, I'm sorry. The piano's gotta go

Wickie, it's your first day

Wickie, no adult is all happy

Wickie, we can't just leave her in the closet

Wickie, we said we weren't

Wickie, we see you, lady

Wickie, Zander

Wickie!

Wickie? Oh, my God

Wickie? Yes!

Wickie's line is out the door

Wickie's presence is, uh, palpable

With acne or With coming out!

Women? No

Would you ever want to go stay with them?

Would you like to know the real reason

Wow

Wow

Wow

Wow, somebody's a little hunty

Wow, you are Observant, Little Stinker

Wow!

WTIT Tampa

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, "T.B.F." * T.B.F

Yeah, almost there

Yeah, and I wanna be hand fed by Gillian Anderson

Yeah, baby

Yeah, he's a classic New York lonely boy

Yeah, I always end up drifting to whatever the person

Yeah, I couldn't leave you guys

Yeah, I know, it really sucks

Yeah, it's my apartment

Yeah, let's lay that down, ladies

Yeah, loves museums

Yeah, no prob

Yeah, she is

Yeah, so if you're back because you're not sure about

Yeah, this feels good. Mm

Yeah, this guy, Lil Stinker,

Yeah, those are some big boy problems right there,

Yeah, we sang the national anthem at Yankee Stadium,

Yeah, we're good. We're all learned up

Yeah, well, Ashley is not here

Yeah, what do you want to do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're here somewhere

Yeah, you

Yeah, you could

Yeah, you killing me, you know that?

Yeah, you pay 40 bucks a month

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah. I remember you

Yeah. Oh

Yeah. Thought it was so fancy

Yeah. I went a little crazy

Yeah. Love it. Great

Yeah. Me, too. We can do better

Yep, three days a week. Gave you a big discount

Yep, yep, yep

Yep. We got the boss

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes, actually

Yes, and we didn't even have to do anything creepy,

Yes, baby girl

Yes, but wardrobe pulled some looks,

Yes, Declan's coming over to watch the Tour de Fresno

Yes, I know

Yes, you can

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! It's not just a concert

Yes! This is perfect

Yes! We're icons

Yes! I'm all in

Yes! Sorry

Yes. Hear, hear

Yes. Mm hmm

Yes. That's sweet

Yes. Yeah

Yes. She must be heard

Yes. Show me. I don't do Instagram

Yo, keep it down

Yo, you and Scott, you guys having trouble?

You are?

You are? [airhorn]

You call them a grill

You can make Max some of those

You can't throw all that away!

You could have fooled me, because tonight

You could have told me you got fired

You didn't you say so?

You followed me?

You gave her money? For a motel!

You got me

You got me thinking

You guys are incredible

You guys think that I don't know

You guys, you never forget how to perform

You guys!

You have a problem with my song?

You have a square car

You have reached the answering service

You have something?

You have to say something

You human B side! Please go off

You kicked me out of your show

You know what? Dwasg cannot thrive in these environs

You know who's a real lil stinker?

You know,

You know, I don't understand this

You know, I feel like I'm being a very rude host

You know, it's working, but, like,

You know, that was her line when she guested on "Charmed"

You know, this whole thing about

You let Ghislaine and I stay here

You look holy shit, Dawn

You look well!

You made one mistake, Uncle

You mean a "hiatus

You need to cease and desist

You okay? Why am I being an idiot?

You really think so?

You remember Dawn Solano?

You said you had good news? Yes

You should've picked up on that

You should've seen Dawn tonight

You sign for this?

You slay my ass. I have no skin

You smashed Kev's car

You spent hours trying to keep those candles lit

You suck! We're Girls5eva!

You sure do know how to write a hook, Dawn

You think your talent got you on the radio

You told her? [chuckles]

You two are just being prudes

You use teeth for salad!

You were singing up here,

You were the best one

You're a cheater!

You're a puppet, Zander

You're fooling yourself. You're clinging to a fantasy

You're going too fast

You're lying. I should have known

You're never alone when you're at

You're not a part of this, Larry

You're not gonna ruin my night

You're not holding up restaurant sauce

You're not mad about it?

You're right, Dolly

You're saying a bald woman can't be a pilot?

You're Summer now

You're welcome, darling baby snuggles baby

You're welcome. I'm organizing

You're Wickie ing?

Your brother said the restaurant was locked

Your knowledge base is so inconsistent

Your passes?

Your what? K pop's saturated,

Yulia Kalashnik out of Brighton Beach

Yup

Yup! Oof!

Ziggy Stardust

[laughing] Ladies! Thank you!

'cause I got to give Gloria her check

'cause I have a dent on this side

'cause I was on Max duty, so I got a sitter

'cause I was the chill one, but now I'm 40,

'Cause I'll tell you, the friends you make

'Cause I'm * Fledge *

'cause I'm paid in bar cherries and bored?

'cause Jordana Brewster called in the middle

'Cause Kev from the Boys Next Door thinks..

'cause of community

'Cause she's not gonna freak out

'cause there's never been an only child from there

'Cause time is fast now

'cause we had tried it with a bunch of other ladies

'cause what he doesn't get is that we

'cause you got a trampoline now!

'cause you're a big shot with the perfect life

"8:00 p.m. tomorrow

"A guilt free place to have a bathroom blowout," so..

"back home to my dozen sisters

"Dream Girlfriends

"dwasg" is our word for this electric feeling we all get

"fire" and "tiger

"Fortnite" kills, certain bowel movements,

"Four Stars" by Girls5eva

"Four Stars" isn't catching on, 'cause apparently,

"I Feel Sexual about the Flag,"

"I'm here to pick up my son to take him to a free zoo

"Jolene" was about how I felt

"Kenan & Kel," everyone from Iran Contra

"Let's see how she does tonight before you get on a plane

"Lyrics by Alf Mu usic

"Mr

"Not from there! From the legs, kid

"October Sky" now on VHS

"Oh, my God. Wow. She's also hot

"purple expensive

"sexy Geppetto and Bitchard Nixon

"Shoulders

"Stronger than the best"? What does that even mean?

"Then why don't you just do it?"

"This video has been blocked because it contains content

"What do you do again? Is it marketing?"

"Yesternights

"You're this close to being the hot one, Summer

[acoustic music]

[air horn]

[airhorn] Bull's eye, Lenny

[alarm blares]

[alarm blares] Ah

[all cheer]

[all cheer]

[all cheer] True!

[all cheering and yelling]

[all cheering]

[all chuckling]

[all murmuring] Yes. Yes. Yeah

[all sigh]

[all vocalize sweetly]

[all vocalizing]

[all whoosh]

[all yelling and cheering]

[all yelling] Oh, wha!

[applause]

[applause] Oh, my gosh!

[ascending tone]

[audience gasping] Cease and desist, bitch!

[audience murmuring]

[audience whistles]

[award whirs] Oh!

[background jazz]

[bass heavy rap music]

[beeping] Sequence quit unexpectedly

[bell dings]

[bell dings] [laughter]

[bell dings] * That wasn't the sound *

[belting powerfully] * Amazing? *

[birds chirping]

[blows raspberry]

[both giggling]

[both giggling]

[both laugh]

[both laugh] Still at it, huh?

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing] Oh!

[both moan]

[both screaming]

[brass music]

[bright music]

[bright music]

[bright R&B music] Okay

[camera shutter clicks]

[car chirps, door opens]

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone rings]

[cheering and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause]

[chimes ring]

[chiming]

[chokes]

[chuckles and sighs]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] It was a different time

[chuckles] You're so sure of yourself

[chuckling] That was six minutes, easy

[clattering]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] What?

[clicks tongue] Life lesson

[comical music]

[coughs]

[crowd chattering]

[crunching]

[distant low chatter]

[distant piano notes]

[distant siren wailing]

[distant sirens wailing]

[door closes]

[door closes] [clicks tongue]

[door opens]

[door slams]

[doorbell buzzes]

[doorbell buzzes]

[doorknob rattles]

[dramatic hip hop music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music] Oh, God

[dramatic musical chords]

[dramatic musical sting]

[dramatic pop music building]

[dramatic tone]

[dramatic, heavenly chords]

[dreamy music]

[echoes] We'll look like idiots!

[elevator chimes]

[elevator chimes]

[elevator chimes] Bye, Dawn

[energetic funk]

[energetic music]

[energetic music]

[energetic music]

[energetic pop music]

[energetic pop music] Fledge is fearless

[energetic pop music] Fledge is fearless,

[engine revs] Vroom, vroom

[engine roars]

[exciting music]

[exciting music]

[exciting synth music]

[fake laugh] we'll be right back

[files rustling]

[front door clicks]

[funky energetic music]

[gags]

[garbled rap sample playing]

[gasps]

[gasps] I'm wearing S'LEAKS

[gasps] What's that sound?

[gasps] Wickie!

[gentle guitar music]

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

[gentle music]

[gentle wondrous music]

[girls cheering]

[groovy jazz music]

[groovy jazz music]

[grunts, spits] [cap clatters]

[grunts]

[grunts] [items crash]

[hollow laughter]

[hoots and hollers] Cease and desist!

[imitates explosion]

[in British accent] "I don't know if I can carry all these!"

[indistinct excited chatter]

[inhales deeply]

[inspiring music]

[jackhammer clanging]

[jackhammer clanging]

[keyboard piano playing]

[kiss]

[knocking]

[laughing hysterically] This makes no sense

[laughs nasally]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughter echoing] Oh, my God

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] I respect the hustle

[laughter] Okay, bye

[laughter] That's a solid Adele

[light funky music]

[light music playing over TV]

[light music]

[light music]

[light music]

[light orchestral music]

[light orchestral music]

[light piano music playing]

[light rustic music playing]

[light, bouncy music]

[Lil Stinker's "Line Up" playing in the background]

[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"]

[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"]

[line trilling]

[lively music]

[low, mysterious tone] Resist the urge

[machinery beeping]

[mechanical whirring] Aah! Oh

[mischievous music]

[music slows]

[music stops]

[music]

[musical beat starts]

[muttering]

[mutters] What? I have spent my whole career

[mysterious music]

[nervous laughing]

[normal voice] I stole that move from Trump

[objects crash]

[passing driver honks horn] Right. Y yeah

[phone alarm going off]

[phone beeps] Apparently he's a reclusive,

[phone buzzing]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes]

[phone chimes] Dawn, sorry

[phone disconnect tone] And we are back in

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing] Hello?

[phone vibrating]

[placid music]

[playful music]

[playing "Heart and Soul"]

[playing piano slowly] * I made love *

[plays random notes] [chuckles]

[pop]

[quirky downbeat music]

[quirky downbeat music]

[quirky dramatic music]

[quirky music]

[quirky music]

[quirky upbeat music]

[raspberries]

[relaxed music] [bicycle bell rings]

[relaxed piano playing]

[riffing soulfully] * To Ja Rule on it *

[rock music playing]

[scattered applause]

[scatting with raspy voice]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] Let me up!

[screaming]

[screams] Oh, my God

[screams] You are Girls5eva!

[sexual moaning]

[sharp percussion]

[shoes sloshing]

[shutter sounds]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] fucking Derek Jeter

[sighs] I will say that

[singing together] * 'Cause our eyes *

[singing together] * He's an incredi boy *

[singing together] * It's a movie *

[singing together] * Jail bait *

[singing together] * You don't need a hat *

[sirens blare]

[slow keyboard chords]

[slow tempo music]

[slower, toned down] * We are always doctors *

[smooches]

[soft dramatic music]

[soft electronic music]

[soft music]

[soft pop music playing]

[somber music]

[somber pop music] * What is it about me? *

[splat] Ow!

[splat] [grunts]

[straining]

[Summer and Gloria sigh dreamily]

[suspenseful music]

[tender piano music playing]

[thumping techno music]

[together] * Booty pop flamp, wow *

[together] And together, we're Cray

[triumphant music]

[under breath] Oh, God. My brother's gonna kill me

[upbeat electronic music]

[upbeat melody]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat pop music]

[upbeat pop song playing]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[video game noises]

[voices warbling]

[warm music]

[woman, distantly] Next

@babylegs wrote, "Can't wait," with a baby foot emoji

* 'Cause 4eva..

* 'Cause 4eva's 2 short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4eva's too short *

* 'Cause 4ever's too short *

* 'Cause 4ever's too short *

* 'Cause everybody just wanna see stink! *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause forever's too short *

* 'Cause I'm Fledge Mulholland *

* 'Cause I'm Fledge Mulholland *

* 'Cause it's just beginning *

* 'Cause our dads are dead *

* 'Cause our dads are dead *

* 'Cause our dads are dead *

* 'Cause our moms are all retired *

* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *

* 'Cause that's one more *

* 'Cause that's one more 2 gether *

* 'Cause that's one more than 2 gether *

* 'Cause that's one more than 2 gether *

* 'Cause that's one more than 2 gether *

* 'Cause that's one more than 2gether *

* 'Cause that's one more than together *

* 'Cause that's one more than together *

* 'Cause that's one more than together *

* 'Cause that's one more than together *

* 'Cause we were in some catalog *

* 'Cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats *

* 'Cause your boy's got clout *

* "Girls5eva" *

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* 4eva, 5eva enough, ay *

* 4eva, 5eva, enough, ay *

* 4eva, 5eva, enough, ay *

* 5eva's hottest searching for *

* A boy kissing mission *

* A revelation to her core *

* A sophisticated toddler *

* A sweet and gentle New York *

* Accomplished our mission *

* Actually, it's my brother's apartment *

* All we have is a cool uncle *

* Already graduated salad school *

* Alrighty, then *

* And batteries *

* And be like "Not worth it" *

* And decapitate me *

* And down the mountainside *

* And felted touch near river's crest *

* And fitting in your world *

* And found *

* And get asked why you left school *

* And golf clubs are fire, like Angela Bassett *

* And hoping for the best *

* And I worry you might have a la la la la la little sword *

* And I'll think he's hot *

* And I'm afraid *

* And I'm afraid *

* And Jesus is Darryl *

* And look who it is you see *

* And lovers' dove by daytime noon *

* And muskrat wine *

* And my feet are a child size four *

* And my hummus is fungus *

* And now I play a show *

* And now they wanna line up *

* And of course *

* And our eyes are all over you, boy *

* And texting all our exes *

* And that's a different kind of gum disease *

* And they'll want to be in my life *

* And we wanna watch you play darts *

* And wear our comfortable shoes *

* And wear our comfortable shoes *

* And what about whoever was the best before *

* Another New York *

* Another New York *

* Are so much bluer *

* At the twilight's last gleaming *

* Autumn gust, tenders hush *

* Ay * [bird caws]

* Back to my kid *

* Beam and coke, shots of Rumple Minze *

* Because I am invisible *

* Best friends are mom and dad *

* Better tell 'em get the dollar signs out *

* Better than sex *

* Bigger than Biebs * * Yes, yes *

* Booty pop flamp left, now slam it to the side *

* Booty pop flamp now, side pieces for life *

* Booty pop, flip *

* Booty pop, flip *

* Boy, they all talking 'bout Stink *

* Boy, they all talking 'bout Stink *

* Brandy grass near breaching trout *

* But I wasn't believing *

* But I've got a diamond heart inside my chest *

* But it's our first time *

* But it's Yom Kippur *

* But never your cash at Solano's Crematorium *

* But that don't mean we're credible *

* But that don't mean we're credible *

* But that's just space boy *

* But we forgot what they said *

* But we forgot what they said *

* But we might fly *

* Butterfly tat flying up our back *

* By the dawn's early light *

* Cameras flash, Balenciagas on the dashboard *

* Can't wait till tomorrow *

* cause forever's too short *

* Cause that's one more than together *

* Cause that's one more than together *

* Checks in the * You know, I actually

* Coming up *

* Coming up *

* Coming up *

* Coming up *

* Coming up *

* Coming up, coming up *

* Coming up, coming up *

* Coming up, coming up four stars *

* Coming up, coming up Four Stars *

* Coming up, coming up Four Stars *

* Coming up, coming up, coming up, coming up *

* Coming up, coming up..

* Coming up, coming up..

* Dazzles dinner parties with his stories *

* Deeper voice and shiny eyes *

* Don't always agree, and I kinda liked high school *

* Don't le le let go, let go *

* Don't let go, let go *

* Don't tell your wife *

* Don't tell your wife *

* Dream girlfriends *

* Dream girlfriends *

* Dream girlfriends *

* Dream girlfriends *

* Drinking Veuve Clicquot champagne *

* Elephants and tigers *

* Every cheated girl hasn't used *

* Every day, I hope and pray *

* Everybody's doing *

* Everybody's doing the splingy *

* Everybody's doing, everybody's doing the splingy *

* Expertly mixes plaids *

* Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker *

* Falling *

* Father sky and critter's breath *

* Figure eights with your waist *

* First word *

* First you..

* Five Star *

* Five stars is a lie *

* Five stars is a lie *

* Five stars is pretend *

* Flamp, wow, flamp, wow, flamp, wow *

* Fledge Mulholland *

* Fledge Mulholland *

* Flip now, flip, wow *

* Fly *

* Forget the Power Rangers *

* Four Stars *

* Four stars *

* Four stars *

* Four stars *

* Four stars *

* Four words *

* From glen to glen *

* From the warehouse *

* Girl you can put me in the mood *

* Girls 5eva *

* Girls5eva *

* Girls5eva *

* Girls5eva *

* Girls5eva *

* Girls5eva *

* Give chase, first base, show some lace *

* God's flashlight *

* Gonna be famous 3 gether *

* Gonna be famous 3 gether *

* Gonna be famous 3 gether *

* Gonna be famous 3gether *

* Gonna be famous 3gether *

* Gonna be famous 5 eva *

* Gonna be famous 5 eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous 5eva *

* Gonna be famous five ever *

* Gonna be famous three ever *

* Gonna be famous three gether *

* Gonna be famous three gether *

* Gonna be famous three gether *

* Got a deposit, Mommy *

* Great at sex *

* Grind up on a gust *

* Growth spurt hardly recognized *

* Happy Birthday *

* Happy Birthday to you *

* Has a palate for wasabi *

* Hat tip, chef's kiss, floppy wrist *

* Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat *

* Have all seen me *

* He has a favorite font *

* He loves couples in their 40s *

* He prefers small talk with strangers *

* He's a boy *

* He's just another *

* He's just another *

* He's just another New York lonely boy *

* Heart and soul *

* His pants are always spiffy *

* His playground is the lobby *

* I am a work in progress, I'm not finished yet *

* I could accidently *

* I don't need a doctor *

* I have more stuff about him *

* I know exactly what it is *

* I know you wanna line up *

* I know you wanna line up *

* I know you wanna line up, ay *

* I know you wanna line up, ay *

* I know you wanna line up, ay *

* I know you wanna line up, ay *

* I might find out I have a bunch of half siblings *

* I need to ruin zooms *

* I only breastfed for four months *

* I still pay him rent *

* I will try and shake away this disease *

* I won't sit down * * No, I won't *

* I wouldn't be brave *

* I'd just be a bitch and be mean *

* I'll get a UTI *

* I'll put my renaissance on the Internet *

* I'm afraid *

* I'm afraid I might be a little stupid *

* I'm afraid that after I die *

* I'm afraid that if I got an awful disease *

* I'm afraid that my grandparents' ghosts *

* I'm afraid that the second I leave town *

* I'm even better as the real me *

* I'm smokin'! *

* I'm smokin'! *

* I'm sorry *

* I'm sorry Nana *

* I've got a lot to learn, but that's pretty cool *

* If my man does cheat *

* If my man does cheat *

* Illuminates secrets *

* In my apartment *

* Industry suits *

* Industry suits, they wanna sign up *

* Invisible woman *

* Is gonna go boom boom *

* Is he gonna be a bond trader? *

* It isn't perfect, so what's wrong with that? *

* It's a boy kissing mission *

* It's a boy kissing mission *

* It's either this or throwing suits *

* It's the Boys Next Door *

* It's the Boys Next Door *

* It's too short *

* It's too short *

* It's too short *

* It's too short *

* It's too short *

* Jog in place, frame your face *

* Just a host of documentaries *

* Just one little mister *

* Keep on spinning * [thunder rumbles]

* Kisses on the docket *

* Knowing we might fall *

* Knowing we might fall, but we might fly *

* Knowing we might fall, but we might fly? *

* Le Le Le Lego, Lego *

* Lego man *

* Let's check the Sun for more space boys *

* Let's do kissing but never nude *

* Let's wear our imperfection *

* Like any fool would do *

* Like delicious bread, I'm ready to rise *

* Like Sinatra or Burger King *

* Like Sinatra or Burger King *

* Like Sinatra or Burger King *

* Like you wanna cry but it's just an act *

* Lipstick in our pocket *

* Lonely boy *

* Look at our history *

* Look who went through pubert, dude *

* Look who went through pubert, guys *

* Love watching stand up, but not by women *

* Low maintenance, hot *

* Madly *

* Mask y mask *

* Masturbate *

* Mm *

* More exotic than a waiter from France *

* Mulholland *

* Naming pigeons isn't odd for *

* New York lonely boy *

* New York lonely boy *

* New York lonely boy *

* New York lonely boy *

* Next you get all shy *

* No brother or sister *

* No drama *

* No one is perfect so then why try *

* No pushback *

* No pushback *

* Nobody's touched me like you *

* Now feature your butt then spin around *

* Now he's doing animals *

* Now, swing me to the side *

* Of New York lonely boys *

* Of New York lonely boys *

* Oh *

* Oh, no, no *

* Oh, yeah *

* Only sibling is the city *

* Only thing left to do is repeat it two more times *

* Or if I needed emergency heart surgery *

* Or that he'll "Back to the Future" *

* Or that I might thrive under Scientology *

* Our stomachs are the flattest *

* Out of an upstairs window *

* Paris, France *

* Paris, France, to your front lawn *

* Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip *

* Pow, sidepieces for life *

* Powered by truth *

* Put in my mouth *

* Quick belt change, but deranged *

* Quit flying planes at my heart *

* Quit flying..

* Rekindling *

* Rekindling *

* Rekindling *

* Rekindling *

* Robot face, go ahead and flip your space *

* Runnin' in pumps, never taking dumps *

* Sadness woman *

* Say I'm on the rise, never gonna compromise *

* See the new leaf on our headphones? *

* See you later * We checked Mars

* Seize the tonight *

* Seize the tonight *

* Seize the tonight! *

* Shake it down to ground, two handed salute *

* Shake it down to the ground, two handed salute *

* She elevates, that's for sure *

* She Visor *

* Should of thought twice *

* Shrug it out, shrug it out *

* Sitting at my friend's piano *

* Slam it to the right *

* So what are you waiting five *

* So what are you waiting five *

* So what are you waiting five? *

* So what are you waiting five? *

* So what are you waiting five? *

* So what if we risk it all and try *

* So what if we risk it all and try *

* So you can start to trucker horn *

* So you'll never have to meet them *

* Some will have sex with my dead body *

* Something small *

* Sometimes girls lie, shh *

* Sorry Mr

* Space boys *

* Space boys *

* Space boys *

* Space boys *

* Spin about, spin it till you hear the sound *

* Sprinkle your ash *

* Stanky *

* Stronger *

* Stronger than the best *

* Sweating with your sweetheart's *

* Sweetheart sweats *

* Swing me to the right *

* T.B.F

* Take a breath and stretch it out *

* Take a couple new steps *

* Take off the filter from the photograph *

* Takin' those words and putting 'em back *

* Talking with our friends, talking with our friends *

* Tell 'em it's a Stinker's world, baby *

* Text a pic of my vagina *

* Than together *

* That goes in your arm *

* That I'm perfectly imperfectly me *

* That under every bus stop is a sinkhole of rats *

* That's how our story begins *

* That's the thingy *

* The best things in life are free *

* The cast of "Friends" is pedophiles *

* The city's full *

* The city's full *

* The doctor would go "Hello nipple hair" *

* The haters grated, mad I made it out *

* The party get started with us *

* The party get started with us *

* The pipes are calling *

* The problem here was you *

* The problem here was you *

* The stop sign will uproot *

* The Strand is his Disneyland *

* Their mouths in our vision *

* Them opps pulled through *

* Then back it up, back it up, back it up *

* Then back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up *

* Then shake it out, shake it out, shake it out *

* Then we checked one more planet *

* There is no mystery *

* There is no mystery *

* There, I said it, I don't regret it *

* They all wanna line up *

* They all wanna line up *

* They gave us some advice *

* They gave us some advice *

* They lie about expiration dates *

* They on my jock *

* They wanna sign up * * Yes, they do *

* They weren't there * The Milky Way

* They weren't there * The Milky Way

* This will be what people like forever *

* Threw me in a lineup *

* Threw me in a lineup *

* Till I was uneven *

* To a bar *

* To find a home *

* To make one complete splingy *

* To my dad *

* To see you again *

* To wake up to Michael Barbaro *

* To write this song *

* To your front lawn *

* Too short *

* Trapped then walk but sexual *

* Trick or treats at a restaurant *

* Two silver dollar pancakes in jeans *

* Unless it's out of ten *

* Us *

* Us *

* Used to be a wanted sign, now I'm on a billboard *

* Visible, invisible *

* Voice God *

* Waggy, waggy *

* Wake up from *

* Wake up from *

* Wake up from *

* Watch me now, snappy, snappy *

* Watching as we wave goodbye *

* We accomplished our mission *

* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *

* We are * all: * Dream girlfriends *

* We are always doctors *

* We found a planet full of girls but we left *

* We may be incredible, we may be incredible *

* We never need to talk *

* We, money *

* We'll only get real mad at the other girl *

* We'll only get real mad at the other girl *

* We're coming up *

* We're coming up, coming up *

* We're coming up, coming up *

* We're coming up, coming up *

* We're coming up, coming up *

* We're gonna be famous five ever *

* We're gonna be famous three gether *

* We're gonna do it our way *

* We're gonna do it our way *

* We're gonna do it our way *

* Whale tail peekin', ready for the weekend *

* What so proudly we hailed *

* What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *

* When we cry *

* Whether I'm loved or hated *

* Whether I'm loved or hated *

* Who are tan *

* Who cares what they say *

* Who cares what they say? *

* Who cares what they say? *

* Who get radicalized on Reddit *

* Who let us use his boat *

* Who's never seen Chuck E

* Why can't they just sell those pills over the counter *

* Wink with two eyes then shrug it out *

* With a C A R *

* Woman *

* Woman *

* Yeah that was the sound *

* Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've all got it now *

* Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got it now *

* You can safely stop *

* You can tell your friends we're models *

* You can't handle this *

* You'll never want to *

* You're gonna pay the price *

* You're Le Le Le Le Lego man *

* You're not shy, so try *

* You're starting to splingy *

* You're too pretty for college *

* You've gone and made a big mistake *

* Zipping it up *

* Zoom zoom boom boom *

* Zoom zoom boom boom *