Homer Simpson | Simpsons: Hit and Run! Edit

An older boy told me to do it.

And people say I'm slow. Wait a minute, that was an insult.

Another one.

As soon as I'm done scratching myself your history.

Bart did it.

Bouncy Bouncy.

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs. (1)

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs. (2)

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs. (3)

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs. (4)

Chest pains, Having chest pains.

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh! Sad clown, why do you torment me so?

Damn it, I dropped my kebab.

Did you know your breast smells like fried pork? Ohh wait, that's the phone receiver. Mmm. Pork phone.

Don't worry, that should heal fast.

Driving people around has become tiresome. Ohh OK.

Eat my dust dust eater.

Eat my dust.

Everyone sucks but me.

Faith King Homer, if you dare.

Get out of my way, jerk ass.

Get the lead out.

He used the cheat code.

Hey, I found my lost nachos.

Hey, what's up with that?

Hey.

Homer go boom!

Homer hate losing Homer. Smash.

How's it hanging?

Hurry up, I have to pee.

Hurry up, I'm going to miss quality network television.

Hurry up, I'm missing No Pants Island.

I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.

I blame society.

I can sell this on the Internet.

I didn't do it.

I feel bad about myself.

I have no insurance.

I keep making God madder and madder

I love to sit.

I need a selection of fatty treats please.

I need your help. My car is sleeping.

I wanna help, but there's a spider near my car keys. Never mind, it's gone.

I wish I had a dog with a saddle.

I'll run you down.

I'm a lean, mean speed thingy.

I'm king of the world.

I'm looking for something in a breakfast burrito.

I'm on my way.

I'm on my way.

I'm so talented and good looking.

If I had a dollar for every call asking me for a ride, I'd have $1.00.

If you're so smart, how come I broke you?

In your face.

In your face.

In your face. Woohoo.

It was like that when I got here.

It's crashing time!

It's not like anyone likes these things.

Just a few more.

Learn ta' drive, ya' dumbass!

Learn to drive dumbass.

Let's do this thing.

Let's roll.

Like blood cholesterol is low. Give me a recharge.

Looks harder than it is.

Lousy, generic villains.

Loves you, rotten karmic retribution.

Marge will clean this mess up later.

Me wanty.

Mistakes were made.

Must never run again.

My name is Homer.

No offense, buddy.

No, that's driving.

No.

Nothing lasts forever.

Nothing lasts forever.

Now this is a perfect example of why democracy will never work in this country.

Ohh can I come?

Ohh my head.

Ohh no I have a wedgie.

Ohh sure use me for my car.

Ohh this video game sucks.

Ohh yeah, stretch the legs and the crutch.

Ohh, come on.

Ohh, I forgot my mission.

Ohh, I think I broke something.

Ohh, I wanted a peanut.

Ohh, I'm so smart. I am so smart. SMRT. I mean SMA RT.

Ohh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft.

Ohh, that was too easy.

Ohh, that was too easy.

Ohh, that was too easy.

Ohh.

OK, I didn't ask for your life story.

OK, I promised Marge I wouldn't come home drunk, so I need to drive around until I sober up.

OK, just let me fake my death here at the plant and I'll be right over.

OK, that's a lawsuit.

OK, that's a lawsuit.

Ouch!

Ouch! My bikini zones chafing!

Out of control

Outta my way champ!

Ow! My ass!

Ow! My neck!

Ow! My neck!

Piece of cake! Mmmmm, cake!

Please don't sue.

Possessions are fleeting.

Save me Duffman!

Save me Jeebus!

So long, suckers.

Son of A.

Stupid like a fox.

Sweet, sweet, obsessive collecting.

Sweet.

Take that.

Take this.

That hurt.

That was so painful.

That was too easy.

The important thing is I'm not imagining these guys.

Vengeance will be mine.

W burn hom

Walk?,That wasn't part of the deal.

Watch It!

Watch it! I almost spilled my sundae!

We're number one. We're #1.

Well, it's about time.

What do you have that is high in both fat and alcohol content?

What do you have that will tantalize my very discerning palette?

What the?

What?

What?

What?

What's up?

Whatever food doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Wheeeeee!

Wheeeeeee!

Where am I gonna put all these?

Who the vibrations tickling my feet.

Whoa! That last glass of gravy really made my chest hurt! I guess a drive would feel good!

Whoa.

Whoo-Hoo

Why me?

Why you little?

Woohoo.

Woohoo.

Wow, I need a disco nap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Target stay on Target.

You mean I gotta get more?

2468 you suck I'm great! La-da-da-da, you are the one I hate!

2468 You suck. I'm great. Ohh hey.

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