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A jellyfish Wrangler that must be the neatest job under the sea, except for being a fry cook. If only I could ride a wild jellyfish.
A reef blower 2500. I've always wanted one of these.
After I use this magic bottle to knock some sense into my friends, I'm going to squeeze you in it for a long, comfortable stay.
Ah, I'm onto your little skiing now, Mr. Crabs. It's all too clear that you're the one who's been trying to put the Krusty Krab out of business.
Alright, I turn on the lighthouse beacon. Is there anything else that has to be done, Anything at all?
Alrighty, it looks like I found your problem. There's a big thingy on your thingy and it's all been out of shape, but it looks too big for me to move.
An extra ticket. Can I borrow it for a while? I haven't been to Gula Goon in ages.
And I already know how this one ends.
Another bag of delicious crabby patties served up hot. Who want to slice of this cake walk now?
Aye, Sandy, you can count on me.
Barnacles. I thought this would be a challenge.
But I just wanna borrow it.
But maybe you can help me with a problem that I'm having. You see, it all started this morning when Gary and I were playing fetch.
But the big guy who wore it didn't want to remove it.
But the big guy you are did not want to remove it.
But this, this is what I want. The reef blower that defines Reef Flowers.
Candy jellyfish and Jelly pot pie.
Do you mean I can get one here?
Does the winner get a prize?
Don't even think about saying the B word.
Don't worry Gary, we can squeeze in a few rounds of fetch before work if I can just find your favorite stick.
Don't worry Rusty, I'll hurt all your snails back into the corral for you using this.
Don't worry, Gary. I'll think of something and it'll be the type of something that will save you. You can bet on it. Wow.
Even if I wanna spend all my sand dollars at Chum World and make you rich.
Excuse me, but can I sit on your lifeguard stand?
Follow AMA, that's not such a bad idea.
G Patrick Is everything OK?
Gary, where are you boy? Gary.
Gary. Patrick. Sandy. Well, I tried, but it looks like no one's here. I'm a might as well go home.
Gee, Larry, this place is ocean swell. Thanks again for loaning me your extra ticket.
Getting closer, Looking good.
Getting really close, still not slowing down.
Give it up, Dutchman. Your haunting nights are numbered.
Go SpongeBob, Go self.
Good lagoon, the sand, the surf. There is nothing like being at the ocean, except being under the ocean.
Good morning, Gary. We'd like to tell you about my crazy dream where the Krusty Krab was closed.
Hail timer What's with this pier?
Hello.
Hey Squidward, this big acorn sure is making a weird buzzing noise.
Hey, Squidward, what's with all this stuff on your lawn?
Hi Larry. Where does this bus go?
Hi.
Hiya, Sandy. Boy, am I glad to see you. You won't believe what happened to me and Gary this morning.
Hold on there. Mr. Dutchman. Sir, I technically speaking, it was not me who found you. A garry's the one who dug you up.
How do I get over to that other ship again?
How is this game played?
How much do you want for this Acorn again?
How much will their magic Bottle vending machine cost?
How to defeat evil spirits? That's just what I need. Can I please borrow your book, Squidward?
Huh.
Huh. There's something written on it, I think it says danger, donut, Alpine or Elsie.
I beat your challenge, clown, so take your stinky breath elsewhere. Come on, shake up and move it.
I can explain really. There was this accident and an earthquake and then this big Whirlpool opened up above me. Ohh please Mr. Crabs, you've gotta pick me for employee of the month.
I can see that my song needs another verse.
I can't make crabby patties while I'm semi naked.
I don't know, Patrick. What do you think, Mr. Krabs?
I don't remember this tent being here before.
I hate to admit it, but that chum world looks kind of fun.
I have that feeling today will be like no other day.
I hope I made it in time. Yes, I see the boat now. It's getting closer.
I just need a few more sand dollars and then maybe I can get Sandy a gift.
I love visiting Sandy and her tree Dome. Where else in Bikini Bottom can you worry about dying from all this air?
I might have the time to show you a thing or two.
I really need that book to save Gary. I just want to borrow it for a little while. But how will I ever get it away from Squidward?
I really need to reach that other ledge, but I don't think I have it in me.
I wanna see tomorrow for myself plankton. How do I get in?
I wish I could do something to help you, Mr. Pirate, but I need to find a way to get past that other ship if I'm ever going to get my friends out of here.
I wish I could take a long ride on the bus. Just think of all the amazing places outside Bikini Bottom and all the fun things I could do.
I wonder what that means. Well, maybe we should see what's inside.
I wonder where this street goes.
I'd like to order that magic bottle, please, and here's the sand dollars to pay for it.
I'll sink the smuggler's ship.
I'm not here for your measly ticket, Larry. No, I was just taking a long stroll to think of all the ways I can use these jellyfish.
I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
I'm ready for the next delivery, Mr. Crabs.
I'm ready to buy this Acorn now, Squidward.
I'm serious. Those chores can wait until later. We need to make like a riptide and head out to sea. So just jump over the side and we can all get away in my flying dingy.
I'm sorry about that.
If you think I'll give up, boy are you wrong. Ohh.
Important news Maybe Mr. Crabs is going to announce the Employee of the Month. What are we waiting for?
Is there any way you'll let me borrow your extra ticket to Go Lagoon?
It had a big letter that would open a treasure.
It had a big letter that would open up tragedy.
It's a really weird acorn that makes funny noises when you shake it. Maybe you can use it as a decoration for your tree.
Jeepers. Mr. Crabs, why do you think our business is so slow?
Jellyfishing competition? That sounds like fun. Tell me more, old timer.
Juanita belt that seemed out of reach.
Just hop right back into your bottle and we'll bury you back out in the yard so you can.
Just tell me which moves are legal if you have the guts.
Just what exactly is your plan, Mr. Crabs?
Just what I always wanted, a muddy little bottle. Just think of all the fun we can have cleaning it. Here we go.
Let me guess that someone is bright yellow and kind of square. OK, I'll see what I can do to get the hive out of your tree. Ohh.
Let me guess, you lost some booty. You want some more booty, huh?
Let's face it, Plankton evil does not pay or even get very good tips. Your days of impersonating Mr. Crabs are over.
Like that.
Listen, clown, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Longer longer.
Look at this. A bus stop.
Look out some world, here I come.
Looks like something in my backyard is blocking the door.
Maybe we can make a deal. I won't tell Plankton where you are if you give me your bus ticket to Chum World.
Mermaid man to action.
Mission accomplished. All the holes are plugged.
Mr. Crabs would have told me if he hired someone else. No, There's something definitely funny going on here, and I'm gonna find out who's behind it.
Mr. Crabs, did you hire another delivery boy?
Mr. Krabs, I'm so happy.
Must contain an immense karate powers.
Name your price, Yard Merchant.
Never fear mermaid man, for you are not alone in your fight against injustice.
No booty feeds here. Just as pirates. Ah.
No one makes my best friends into pirates, and I mean no one.
No, I mean this big buzzing acorn in the glass case. I bet Sandy would really like this.
Not everything is supposed to go in your mouth, Patrick.
Not slowing down, but definitely getting closer.
Now I wonder where Gary is. I could probably walk him before I go to work.
Now I'm really confused, Patrick. Why would Mr. Krabs try to put himself out of business?
Now that's not very scary. How does Squidward expect a protective garden with that?
Now that's what I call a special delivery.
Now where did I leave my pants?
Oh, oh. How? How?
Ohh barnacles.
Ohh believe me, I have no interest in touching your booty. I just wanna find my friends and get them home.
Ohh can I be mermaid man? Oh please oh please oh please.
Ohh I've always wanted a reef blower 2500. What a great prize.
Ohh no, not Gary. That's not what I meant. Take me, me, me. Not him. MMM.
Ohh tartar sauce clams in the trash again. Looks like Mr. Crabs will have to call the exterminator.
Ohh there once or two fellas who met on the beach.
Ohh, do you mean the booty stuffed in the crack of the ship? No, I don't know anything about that.
Ohh, don't be such a soggy sport Gary. What harm can there be in just a little peek?
Ohh, I'm up and stand back.
Ohh, Mistress of Mayhem. How long did you think you could hide in here? Prepare yourself for another defeat.
Ohh, Mr. Crabs warned me about playing hookie, but they look so fun. Maybe just one quick ride while no one's looking.
Ohh, sure thing Larry. But can you tell me where you got that belt? It's got a really nifty letter tile on it.
Ohh, that's too bad. I wish there was something I could do to help.
Ohh, that's where two fellows who met at the beach.
Ohh, there once were two fellas who met on the beach.
Ohh, there's nothing like a little play time in jellyfish fields to make everything right again.
Ohh, who's afraid of the big bad Dutchman?
Ohh, who's afraid of the big bad Dutchman? Not us.
Ohh, you don't say you had a dream too.
Ohh, you got both costumes.
Ohh, you weren't so bad for a land critter.
Ohh.
Once again, we see that more legs doesn't mean more speed.
One needed about that seemed out of reach.
Patrick sure is getting sloppy. Just look at how messy his rock garden has become.
Patrick, did you just deliver food to my customer?
Patrick, I am the only one delivering food for Mr. Crabs. Now tell me what you're doing here.
Patrick, why aren't you jellyfishing with the rest of us? Are you OK?
Please.
Quick carry over the side.
Right, I have something very important to order. I need a magic bottle vending machine that I saw in a book. Don't ask me why, it's a long story.
Save your gratitude, my jolly pink friend. It's all in a day's work for a sponge such as I.
Scary Squidward, Mr. Crabs. Sandy Patrick, you're all here. Come on, we gotta go before the Dutchman returns.
Shared things. Amy, what can I do?
She didn't shut down the crusty girl. I think I'm going to faint.
She is sorry about that. I've never used one of those before.
So if I understand this correctly, you wouldn't turn down some new booty even if it came wrapped in dirty old canvas.
So SpongeBob decided to sing a miss song.
So that's how it is. Trying to hear the news before me? Yeah, well, let's see who can get to the Krusty Krab first.
So this is downtown Bikini Bottom. How will I ever find Mr. Crabs in such a huge place where the streets never end and the buildings just go on and on and on?
Squidward, am I glad to see you. You won't believe what just happened to me and Gary.
Tartar sauce.
Tentacle twists and Jelly pops.
That something really bad is gonna happen, huh?
That was sheer swell of Sandy to cheer me up. I wish I could do something special for her. I know I'll give her a present, but what would Sandy like? Ohh.
That's it, Larry. You'll give me no choice but to invoke my greatest singing powers. Prepare yourself.
That's it. All I have to do is find the seven lost treasures of the Dutchman to end this once and for all.
That's strange. I don't feel as dry as I usually do, and I don't need my helmet at all. Ohh, the ground in here is soaking wet.
That's the way it is with you, Pirates. Booty this booty that. Just stand aside and let me get you some more so you'll let me use your cannon, OK?
There are no more stingy thingies in your tree down Sandy.
There's Jellyfish Jam and Jellyfish Jambalaya.
There's no way they'd want to stay with you. You've got them under some kind of spell, Dutchman.
There's sounds like Fun Mr. Crabs.
This is no time to dilly dally in front of the helmet.
Too bad we can't move the Krusty Krab into their homes.
Too close. Must move. Legs hurry.
Uh.
VO BBSH
VO BBSH
Wahoo, this is great.
Well then, feast your eyes on this stash, Rusty.
Well, I. I just thought you might like this.
Well, there's no turning back now. All I have to do is get on the Dutchman's ship.
Well, you're not the only one packing magic on this voyage.
What a cute little pant. I didn't know people could camp around here.
What a silly dream Mr. Crabs had to close the Krusty Krab like that had ever happened.
What can I do to help?
What did you dig up outside, boy?
What do I need to play this game?
What happened in here, Sandy?
What if I just sing to you? Then maybe no one will notice.
What seems to be the problem, Sandy? Nah.
What you eating?
What's wrong with the weather? Seems nice enough to me.
Where did Plankton say he was going?
Who would leave a letter tile sitting around like that? It's as if someone wanted me to find it.
Why did you take Gary, Mr. Dutchman? Why? Why? Why?
Will you let me use your cannon if I bring you some fresh booty?
Wow, tartar sauce. I still don't have the right ticket for this bus stop.
Wow, that doesn't sound very fair to me.
Wow, that really is bad. Well, I know just the thing to cheer you up. I'll go fetch your favorite fetching stick.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, well, that hive is out of your tree, so no hard feelings, right?
Yeah, what is that? Ohh, you wanna move the Crusty Crab? Should I get a hammer?
You are just roll around to play this game. I can do that.
You didn't think I was gonna leave for work without a quick game of fat, did you, Gary? Now come on, boy, go long.
You must be one of the clowns from Plankton's carnival.
You really had me go in there for a minute, Patrick. Where did you get that great costume?
You're right. I've come too far to let them down now. No.
ああ。
ああ。
う、うん。