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Castles will burn, babies will cry, more than usual!
Follow my lead and youā€™ll be a great Fate Maker
Fools, Iā€™ve already absorbed all of the soul energy!
Go break some bones, Fate Maker!
I am destined for greatness and glory
I gotta get somewhere dark and damp quick!
I wouldnā€™t even blame you if you just laid down
Iā€™m almost nearly mostly totally sure heā€™s a false god
It said ā€˜draw your own heroā€™ and I'm my own hero
Itā€™s a species called ā€˜jumpus tutorialsā€™
Itā€™s going real good over here, blade wise
Luckily, all yours now!
Now, prepare to enter a world of fantasy!
Oh, I was kinda hopinā€™ we would save the day
One magical rainbow bridge from my family to yours
The goblins deserve to be free!
Thereā€™s one alone who can wield fate
We're playing Bunkers and Badasses, baby!
What Iā€™m hearinā€™ is we get to whoop his ass