Margaret Cho Soundboard Edit

And I fucked it up so badly.

And I make fun of my mother a little bit.

At G Spot is like this button.

Because I'm trying to avoid plastic surgery.

Because my body's not a joke.

Don't put the the nose too close to my hole.

I can't come from fucking.

I hate daddy.

I have an enormous Bush, so watch your eyes.

I'm fucking really Korean.

I'm just like bitch, are your eyes that small?

It's not a 70s Bush.

Or maybe it's better if you just die.

Or she's shaking out all of her luck.

Or there was one model day there was a little bit better.

Push it and it makes like a noise like no.

She doesn't have a vagina.

That's if you have a Mac vagina.

That's my mother calling me. What?

This is the way so motherly.

Your pilot is going to series.