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A fat kid can only take so much.
A fat kid can only take so much.
Ah, Gary.
Ah, Gary.
Ah, that stinks worse than me.
Ah, that stinks worse than me.
Alert Barbarians at the gate.
Alert Barbarians at the gate.
Alien scum.
Alien scum.
Amazingly magnificent.
Amazingly magnificent.
And does not making Sloppy Joes anymore. Yeah, I know.
And does not making Sloppy Joes anymore. Yeah, I know.
And then the cafeteria always has some, but I can never get it from her. She's so greedy.
And then the cafeteria always has some, but I can never get it from her. She's so greedy.
And thus our transaction concludes.
And thus our transaction concludes.
Another crushing blow for fatty.
Another crushing blow for fatty.
Are you alright? Huh.
Are you alright? Huh.
Are you serious? Whoa.
Are you serious? Whoa.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Can we just play grottos and gremlins?
Can we just play grottos and gremlins?
Come on, I just ate.
Come on, I just ate.
Come on, it's OK to be a loser.
Come on, it's OK to be a loser.
Come on, let's hug it out.
Come on, let's hug it out.
Could you help me Jimmy please?
Could you help me Jimmy please?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't give up Ernest.
Don't give up Ernest.
Don't hurt each other.
Don't hurt each other.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it if you made me angry.
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it if you made me angry.
Don't mess with the best.
Don't mess with the best.
Don't mess with Zartonk the mighty.
Don't mess with Zartonk the mighty.
Don't push my buttons, bucko.
Don't push my buttons, bucko.
Don't worry, I'll get him.
Don't worry, I'll get him.
Down with homework.
Down with homework.
Eat stink bomb, you trollops.
Eat stink bomb, you trollops.
Farf knocker.
Farf knocker.
Fatty has arrived.
Fatty has arrived.
Feel my wrath, peasant.
Feel my wrath, peasant.
Fellow warriors, heed my call.
Fellow warriors, heed my call.
Fired Gary is walking around school and in disguise.
Fired Gary is walking around school and in disguise.
Fired, Lola made out with two boys. Yeah.
Fired, Lola made out with two boys. Yeah.
Fudge blaster.
Fudge blaster.
Get away. You're draining my popularity.
Get away. You're draining my popularity.
Get lost, Neanderthal.
Get lost, Neanderthal.
Get out of here, Jimmy.
Get out of here, Jimmy.
Give him a chance.
Give him a chance.
Give me back my bike.
Give me back my bike.
Give me chocolate. That's our deal.
Give me chocolate. That's our deal.
Go create a sticky situation on the team benches. Get it? Sticky situation.
Go create a sticky situation on the team benches. Get it? Sticky situation.
Go jump in a lake.
Go jump in a lake.
Gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
Gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
Greetings and salutations.
Greetings and salutations.
Greetings comrades.
Greetings comrades.
Greetings edgy antihero.
Greetings edgy antihero.
Ha ha ha. Very funny.
Ha ha ha. Very funny.
Ha ha ha. Wanna buy this, Jimmy?
Ha ha ha. Wanna buy this, Jimmy?
Hailing frequencies open.
Hailing frequencies open.
Hazar hazar.
Hazar hazar.
He's at the observatory, but don't tell him I told you.
He's at the observatory, but don't tell him I told you.
He's got my bike.
He's got my bike.
Headlock. Headlock.
Headlock. Headlock.
Hello Sir.
Hello Sir.
Help me.
Help me.
Help rats are falling from the sky.
Help rats are falling from the sky.
Help. I'm being beset by an economic redistributor.
Help. I'm being beset by an economic redistributor.
Here is my task, brave knight.
Here is my task, brave knight.
Here, take this glue bottle. It's full of glue.
Here, take this glue bottle. It's full of glue.
Hey, come on, play fair.
Hey, come on, play fair.
Hey, fight fair.
Hey, fight fair.
Hey, I thought we were brother Warriors.
Hey, I thought we were brother Warriors.
Hey, I was just joking.
Hey, I was just joking.
Hey, is that doctor Watts with Edna?
Hey, is that doctor Watts with Edna?
Hey, laser Vikings is coming on.
Hey, laser Vikings is coming on.
Hey, slow down.
Hey, slow down.
Hey, what gives?
Hey, what gives?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi.
Hi.
Huh. What?
Huh. What?
I already washed my face today. Please.
I already washed my face today. Please.
I am ashamed to be a bulworth student.
I am ashamed to be a bulworth student.
I am sore. Talk the invincible.
I am sore. Talk the invincible.
I ate chili today. I'm on fire.
I ate chili today. I'm on fire.
I can't be treated like this.
I can't be treated like this.
I can't believe we did it.
I can't believe we did it.
I can't complain. The water tasted like lemonade.
I can't complain. The water tasted like lemonade.
I can't do anything right.
I can't do anything right.
I could suck in my gut only so far.
I could suck in my gut only so far.
I don't care what they say, you were always cool in my book.
I don't care what they say, you were always cool in my book.
I don't feel too good.
I don't feel too good.
I don't talk to orcs, OK?
I don't talk to orcs, OK?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I entrust this to you.
I entrust this to you.
I feel like a champion.
I feel like a champion.
I got a plan, Jimmy. Just watch the cheerleaders.
I got a plan, Jimmy. Just watch the cheerleaders.
I got the strength of an ogre.
I got the strength of an ogre.
I gotta go. Jimmy Laser Vikings is on.
I gotta go. Jimmy Laser Vikings is on.
I gotta go. My butt itches.
I gotta go. My butt itches.
I have so many years ahead of me. Don't do it.
I have so many years ahead of me. Don't do it.
I have wires for sale. Jimmy's interested.
I have wires for sale. Jimmy's interested.
I haven't eaten boogers in three days.
I haven't eaten boogers in three days.
I hear Jimmy Hopkins burned his last school to the ground.
I hear Jimmy Hopkins burned his last school to the ground.
I hear Lola French kissed a boy.
I hear Lola French kissed a boy.
I hear the carnival is going to have a mermaid this year. Can you believe it?
I hear the carnival is going to have a mermaid this year. Can you believe it?
I heard Johnny Vincent needed to get a new nose.
I heard Johnny Vincent needed to get a new nose.
I heard those rats tried to eat Mrs. Carvin.
I heard those rats tried to eat Mrs. Carvin.
I hunger for fish sticks.
I hunger for fish sticks.
I I'm a pisces. I'm sensitive.
I I'm a pisces. I'm sensitive.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I need some comfort food.
I need some comfort food.
I saw Russell smashed Donald Science project over his head.
I saw Russell smashed Donald Science project over his head.
I shall name thee.
I shall name thee.
I swallowed my puke.
I swallowed my puke.
I think I I think we've won.
I think I I think we've won.
I thought I was a good guy, Jimmy.
I thought I was a good guy, Jimmy.
I will serve in return for a suitable reward.
I will serve in return for a suitable reward.
I wish these pants were just one size bigger.
I wish these pants were just one size bigger.
I wonder what that is.
I wonder what that is.
I would look great with a mustache.
I would look great with a mustache.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I'm a perker. Don't mess with me.
I'm a perker. Don't mess with me.
I'm a sexy mountain of power.
I'm a sexy mountain of power.
I'm afraid your diplomacy skill is too low. We won't tell you.
I'm afraid your diplomacy skill is too low. We won't tell you.
I'm gonna die of embarrassment.
I'm gonna die of embarrassment.
I'm gonna stick a bottle rocket in his pants. You just watch.
I'm gonna stick a bottle rocket in his pants. You just watch.
I'm indestructible rock.
I'm indestructible rock.
I'm President of the laser Viking fan.
I'm President of the laser Viking fan.
I'm scared. Let's get out of here, algae.
I'm scared. Let's get out of here, algae.
I'm still better at chemistry.
I'm still better at chemistry.
I'm tired, I'm upset and I'm hungry.
I'm tired, I'm upset and I'm hungry.
I've gone from an obese to a Husky.
I've gone from an obese to a Husky.
If I had my broadsword on me.
If I had my broadsword on me.
Intelligence reigned supreme.
Intelligence reigned supreme.
It made me play shirts and skins. I was skins.
It made me play shirts and skins. I was skins.
It's go time.
It's go time.
It's hard to get around.
It's hard to get around.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's time to take action.
It's time to take action.
Jimmy, I need your help.
Jimmy, I need your help.
Jimmy, my tummy is growling.
Jimmy, my tummy is growling.
Jimmy, over here.
Jimmy, over here.
Jimmy, this way.
Jimmy, this way.
Jimmy, why are you hitting me?
Jimmy, why are you hitting me?
Just wedging me and get it over with.
Just wedging me and get it over with.
Keep on trucking, man.
Keep on trucking, man.
Kneel before fatty.
Kneel before fatty.
Kremlin thief? Kremlin thief?
Kremlin thief? Kremlin thief?
Last summer at Fat Camp, I made out with a horse.
Last summer at Fat Camp, I made out with a horse.
Later.
Later.
Layoff who was that?
Layoff who was that?
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Mandy says if I lose 80 pounds, she won't puke when she sees me.
Mandy says if I lose 80 pounds, she won't puke when she sees me.
Maybe next time, right?
Maybe next time, right?
Miss Danver said Mr. Galloway is a boozehound.
Miss Danver said Mr. Galloway is a boozehound.
Mommy.
Mommy.
Mr. Bucket had to go to a dentist convention.
Mr. Bucket had to go to a dentist convention.
My bad, sorry.
My bad, sorry.
My brain is tongue tied.
My brain is tongue tied.
My breasts are bigger than ednas.
My breasts are bigger than ednas.
My butt itches.
My butt itches.
My esteem fall any lower.
My esteem fall any lower.
My feelings are hurt.
My feelings are hurt.
My gallbladder.
My gallbladder.
My mom cuts my hair too.
My mom cuts my hair too.
My mom says the dropouts are all smoking. Wacky. Tobacky.
My mom says the dropouts are all smoking. Wacky. Tobacky.
My mom still thinks I'm a winner.
My mom still thinks I'm a winner.
My mom told me Husky means handsome.
My mom told me Husky means handsome.
My parents won't let me.
My parents won't let me.
My tender soul crushed.
My tender soul crushed.
My whole life flashed before my eyes.
My whole life flashed before my eyes.
Never doing aerobics again. Never.
Never doing aerobics again. Never.
Never. Milk of the Brood will never allow it.
Never. Milk of the Brood will never allow it.
No fair. I can't run fast.
No fair. I can't run fast.
No purple nurples, please.
No purple nurples, please.
No way.
No way.
No, my faithful steed.
No, my faithful steed.
No, no, no. Wrong way, wrong way.
No, no, no. Wrong way, wrong way.
No, please no.
No, please no.
No, you don't wanna go that way. Trust me.
No, you don't wanna go that way. Trust me.
No.
No.
Now the girls will love me.
Now the girls will love me.
Of course I can.
Of course I can.
Official game master business.
Official game master business.
Oh, hi Gary. How's it going?
Oh, hi Gary. How's it going?
Ohh fatty, what have you gotten yourself into?
Ohh fatty, what have you gotten yourself into?
Ohh help.
Ohh help.
Ohh how rebellious of you Jimmy.
Ohh how rebellious of you Jimmy.
Ohh I feel something coming up.
Ohh I feel something coming up.
Ohh please don't puke. Please don't puke. Please don't puke.
Ohh please don't puke. Please don't puke. Please don't puke.
Ohh yeah well OK then.
Ohh yeah well OK then.
Ohh yeah, so mature.
Ohh yeah, so mature.
Ohh yummy. Thanks. Here your stink bombs. I made them myself, you know.
Ohh yummy. Thanks. Here your stink bombs. I made them myself, you know.
Ohh, I lost my appetite.
Ohh, I lost my appetite.
Ohh, lovely weather we're having.
Ohh, lovely weather we're having.
Ohh, shouldn't have stuck that candy bar.
Ohh, shouldn't have stuck that candy bar.
Ohh, we'll be best friends forever.
Ohh, we'll be best friends forever.
Ohh, you're gonna get in trouble.
Ohh, you're gonna get in trouble.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, if you hook me up with some chocolate first.
OK, if you hook me up with some chocolate first.
OK, OK, I think he's over by the front of the school.
OK, OK, I think he's over by the front of the school.
OK, OK, it's not the end of the world.
OK, OK, it's not the end of the world.
OK, this is what I need.
OK, this is what I need.
Or do you will have foul villain?
Or do you will have foul villain?
Pardon me?
Pardon me?
Pea brain.
Pea brain.
Please help us Jimmy.
Please help us Jimmy.
Please no my legacy.
Please no my legacy.
Please think of my dignity.
Please think of my dignity.
Please, I don't want trouble.
Please, I don't want trouble.
Please, I have nervous bowels.
Please, I have nervous bowels.
Please, it's dark down there.
Please, it's dark down there.
Pretty muffin fungus.
Pretty muffin fungus.
Remember the code of the warrior.
Remember the code of the warrior.
See ya.
See ya.
Shove it.
Shove it.
Skinny doofus.
Skinny doofus.
Snack time. See ya.
Snack time. See ya.
Snots not supposed to be blue, right?
Snots not supposed to be blue, right?
So like then I roll a natural 20 and kill the dragon in one blow with my 4.
So like then I roll a natural 20 and kill the dragon in one blow with my 4.
Somebody save me.
Somebody save me.
Someday, my friend, someday.
Someday, my friend, someday.
Sometimes my farts smell like wet hot dog.
Sometimes my farts smell like wet hot dog.
Sorry for getting in the way.
Sorry for getting in the way.
Sorry, I'm running algorithms in my head.
Sorry, I'm running algorithms in my head.
Sorry, you need to speak into my good ear.
Sorry, you need to speak into my good ear.
Sounds like someone has a case of the moped.
Sounds like someone has a case of the moped.
Stop moving around.
Stop moving around.
Stop thief.
Stop thief.
Stop, stop. You'll make me puke.
Stop, stop. You'll make me puke.
Sure, all the time.
Sure, all the time.
Sure, but only if you get me some chocolate from the cafeteria.
Sure, but only if you get me some chocolate from the cafeteria.
Sure, I'll be your henchman, but I require loot first.
Sure, I'll be your henchman, but I require loot first.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't nothing compared to my day.
That ain't nothing compared to my day.
That blows.
That blows.
That is so cool.
That is so cool.
That was a satisfying trade.
That was a satisfying trade.
That'd be so cool. It like, shoots slime bolts out of his eyes. It'd be awesome.
That'd be so cool. It like, shoots slime bolts out of his eyes. It'd be awesome.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's gotta hurt.
That's gotta hurt.
That's speech totally owned.
That's speech totally owned.
The bitter, wet taste of humiliation.
The bitter, wet taste of humiliation.
The cheese is in the hot dog. Amazing.
The cheese is in the hot dog. Amazing.
The horror. The horror.
The horror. The horror.
They always make me the dwarf. I'm a barbarian, Dang it.
They always make me the dwarf. I'm a barbarian, Dang it.
They say aggression is a result of faulty brain cells.
They say aggression is a result of faulty brain cells.
This is an outrage beyond outrageous.
This is an outrage beyond outrageous.
This planet sucks. I want to live on Nebula on prime.
This planet sucks. I want to live on Nebula on prime.
Tofu bread.
Tofu bread.
Too cool to put up a fight.
Too cool to put up a fight.
Too many chili dogs?
Too many chili dogs?
Uh you you want me to help?
Uh you you want me to help?
Um, hi.
Um, hi.
Unstable molecule.
Unstable molecule.
Warrior has fallen.
Warrior has fallen.
Watch where you're going.
Watch where you're going.
We are collectively more skillful than you, yeah.
We are collectively more skillful than you, yeah.
We can't be beat.
We can't be beat.
We won. We actually won.
We won. We actually won.
We're doomed. The jocks are coming.
We're doomed. The jocks are coming.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
Well, look at the time.
Well, look at the time.
Well, you're a big fat douche burger.
Well, you're a big fat douche burger.
What a laser brain.
What a laser brain.
What a waste of tasty morsels. Ohh well.
What a waste of tasty morsels. Ohh well.
What are you doing here? You can't join our party.
What are you doing here? You can't join our party.
What are you even doing here, Jimmy?
What are you even doing here, Jimmy?
What are you guys doing here?
What are you guys doing here?
What did I do to you?
What did I do to you?
What's that? I'm all clogged up with your snot?
What's that? I'm all clogged up with your snot?
Whatever, I got tuba practice.
Whatever, I got tuba practice.
Whatever, zombie brain.
Whatever, zombie brain.
When my parents argue, I had in the closet and eat donut holes.
When my parents argue, I had in the closet and eat donut holes.
Where's my size?
Where's my size?
Where's the chocolate?
Where's the chocolate?
Who found my Cologne?
Who found my Cologne?
Who's the man? Ah yeah.
Who's the man? Ah yeah.
Whoa, did you see that?
Whoa, did you see that?
Whoa, freaks are awesome.
Whoa, freaks are awesome.
Whoa, super cool.
Whoa, super cool.
Why am I such a doofus?
Why am I such a doofus?
Why can't they have an express lane at the cafeteria?
Why can't they have an express lane at the cafeteria?
Why can't they have fudgsicles every Friday?
Why can't they have fudgsicles every Friday?
Why do we need these tests? I just copy my work from you guys.
Why do we need these tests? I just copy my work from you guys.
Why is my underwear all squishy?
Why is my underwear all squishy?
With my last breath I stab thee. Ohh.
With my last breath I stab thee. Ohh.
Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.
Wow, you look really super today.
Wow, you look really super today.
Wow, you're talking to me.
Wow, you're talking to me.
Yay, there's someone less popular than me now.
Yay, there's someone less popular than me now.
Yeah, better crits than any other enchants.
Yeah, better crits than any other enchants.
Yeah, firmino.
Yeah, firmino.
Yeah, go team.
Yeah, go team.
Yeah, how'd you like a cherry bomb in your lock?
Yeah, how'd you like a cherry bomb in your lock?
Yeah, maybe in some alternate universe.
Yeah, maybe in some alternate universe.
Yeah, well, same to you.
Yeah, well, same to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, snack break.
Yes, snack break.
You and me and team yay.
You and me and team yay.
You are a demigod amongst mortals.
You are a demigod amongst mortals.
You are got a handle on the situation.
You are got a handle on the situation.
You can't try on underwear. Stupid store.
You can't try on underwear. Stupid store.
You don't wanna touch me. My smell is contagious.
You don't wanna touch me. My smell is contagious.
You ever eat muffins with gravy?
You ever eat muffins with gravy?
You ever get 1,000,000 points in grottos and gremlins?
You ever get 1,000,000 points in grottos and gremlins?
You ever play grottos and gremlins?
You ever play grottos and gremlins?
You ever see a girl you you know?
You ever see a girl you you know?
You got a bad attitude, Jim.
You got a bad attitude, Jim.
You got a brain of a stegosaurus.
You got a brain of a stegosaurus.
You got lucky. Yeah, that's it.
You got lucky. Yeah, that's it.
You like me. You really like me.
You like me. You really like me.
You probably don't even play grottos and gremlins.
You probably don't even play grottos and gremlins.
You really squashed my cupcake dingus.
You really squashed my cupcake dingus.
You said this adventure would have Dragons, Jimmy. I don't see any Dragons.
You said this adventure would have Dragons, Jimmy. I don't see any Dragons.
You smell like old people.
You smell like old people.
You wanna mess with these 24 inch pythons?
You wanna mess with these 24 inch pythons?
You wanna unleash the warrior inside me?
You wanna unleash the warrior inside me?
You want a cold hot dog? It'll make you feel better.
You want a cold hot dog? It'll make you feel better.
You want a piece of fatty?
You want a piece of fatty?
You're like totally addicted, huh? Well, I've got some candy, but you'll have to pay for.
You're like totally addicted, huh? Well, I've got some candy, but you'll have to pay for.
You're so cool.
You're so cool.
You're the bestest daredevil ever.
You're the bestest daredevil ever.
You're undermining the market economy with your lawless behavior.
You're undermining the market economy with your lawless behavior.
You've been working out lately?
You've been working out lately?
You've unleashed my barbarian rage.
You've unleashed my barbarian rage.
Your task is complete, brave knight.
Your task is complete, brave knight.
Your trusty sidekick is at your command.
Your trusty sidekick is at your command.