Mrs. Danvers PA Announcements (Bully) Edit

As a result of the fire alarm, any student who was writing a test will get a mark of 0 on that test.

Attention please, Jimmy Hopkins to the main office.

Attention, attention for your information. No constitutional amendment allows students to carry any sort of weapon at fulworth.

Attention, please. Nurse McRae would like it to be known that emotional wounds are not an acceptable reason to go to the Infirmary.

Attention, please. Students are reminded that racing bicycles is inappropriate for Bullworth students, especially if you lose.

Beatrice, your scholarship applications have arrived, please pick them up at the main office. She's such an annoying cheater. Ohh, is that thing still up?

Bullworth students, Please remember that garbage cans are not inappropriate place to put a fellow student.

Contrary to rumor, the old drunk by the school bus is not a former teacher at Bullworth.

Darby Harrington to the main office. Your father is on the phone from New York.

Do not forget we are watching you at all times, you little monsters.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like it to be known that there will be no closure of the school, no matter how much snow we might get.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like to extend his gratitude to Darby Harrington's father for his contribution to the Academy Endowment.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like to recognize Gary Smith for his contributions to making new students feel welcome at BULLWORTH.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like to remind Jimmy Hopkins to keep his nose clean.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like to remind the staff that they serve as examples for the student body and should refrain from showing up drunk at work.

Doctor Crabblesnitch would like to wish the football team the best of luck in the upcoming game and remind them that all of Woolworth is watching.

Everybody, please welcome Mr. Galloway back after his surprisingly speedy recovery.

For your information, while the fire department was wasting their time responding to this false alarm, a house burned down across town.

Girls are reminded not to talk to any boys unless strictly necessary.

Hopkins to Doctor Crabblesnitches office, please.

Hopkins to the office to have his nose cleaned.

Hopkins to the office. We're very disappointed in you.

Hopkins, please come to the office.

Hopkins, you better come to the office right now.

Hopkins, you're in trouble to the office now.

I'll have you know that we take both alarms seriously. The culprit will be found.

If anyone has any concerns with recent changes in school policy, please ask Gary Smith to explain them.

If anyone knows anything about the recent spate of destruction at Bullworth, do not hesitate to step forward.

If anyone knows anything about the vandalization of City Hall, please come see Doctor Crabblesnitch.

If anyone saw who pulled the fire alarm, please come to the office.

It has been reported that Harrington House is off limits to students who are not the children of alumni. This is correct.

James Hopkins, please come to the office.

James Hopkins, you are required at the office.

Jimmy Hopkins to the office now.

Jimmy Hopkins to the office. Jimmy Hopkins.

Jimmy Hopkins to the principal's office.

Jimmy Hopkins, please come to the office to collect your Christmas present.

Jimmy Hopkins, please come to the office.

Jimmy Hopkins, proceed to the office right away. Do not dawdle.

Jimmy Hopkins, the office now.

Jimmy Hopkins, you better not be associating with the old drunk out by the school bus.

Jimmy Hopkins, you little monster, come to the office right now.

Jimmy Hopkins, you ought to go to the principal's office immediately.

Jimmy Hopkins, you ought to proceed to the office, please.

Jimmy Hopkins, your mother has sent you a Christmas present. Please come collect it in the office.

Johnny Vincent come to the office now.

Johnny Vincent, you know what you've done, Come to the office right away.

Johnny Vincent, you're in a world of trouble. Report to the office for your punishment.

Johnny Vincent, your despicable behaviour towards Darby Harrington has been noted. Please report to Doctor Kravitz snitch.

Johnny, Vincent and Lola, please report to the office immediately. We know what you've been up to.

Mr. Burton and the football team would like to announce that they are sure of victory in the upcoming game.

Mr. Burton would like it to be known that Cornelius Johnson score on the physical aptitude test is the lowest ever in the entire history of the Academy.

Mr. Burton would like to announce that selections for the wrestling team have been postponed due to a lack of suitable talent.

Mr. Hat trick to Doctor Krabill snitches office to discuss you know who.

Mr. Hopkins to report to the main office immediately.

Mr. Hopkins to the main office, please.

Ohh right you little monsters. Who put the stink bomb in the office? That is not funny.

One day there'll be a real fire and the fire department won't come. Then you'll be sorry.

Please do not make your fellow students pee their pants. It's disgusting and someone has to clean it up.

Please do not pull the fire alarm. You really should know better.

Russell Northrup, please come to the office at the top of the stairs next to the trophy case.

Scott will reminded that Aquaberry sweaters are considered to be school uniforms as long as they have the appropriate Crest.

See what happened to the gym? I told you that pulling the fire alarm all the time was a bad idea!

Students and staff are reminded that alcohol is strictly prohibited on school premises.

Students are encouraged to report all suspicious or prohibited activities to the nearest teacher or prefect.

Students are instructed not to interact with the old drunk out by the school bus and to report any sightings of him to the office.

Students are not allowed to pull other students by the ear or nose unless it is an approved initiation ceremony.

Students are reminded not to play grottos and gremlins during class time. That means you, Melvin.

Students are reminded not to stuff other students in the lockers, and if they do, to please remember to let them out again.

Students are reminded not to write on walls. It is a filthy habit.

Students are reminded that as minors, they have no actual political rights.

Students are reminded that constitutional guarantees of liberty and free speech do not apply to students.

Students are reminded that fighting in view of teachers and prefects is strictly prohibited.

Students are reminded that frequenting the Little Vixen book and movie shop is grounds for immediate expulsion. Do not let us catch you.

Students are reminded that giving other students wedgies is against the rules, no matter how funny it may seem.

Students are reminded that going to the carnival is not an acceptable reason to break curfew or skip class.

Students are reminded that good students report all wrong behaviour to the prefects and that doing so is not the same as snitching.

Students are reminded that if they go into the less respectable parts of town, it's their own fault if they get beat up.

Students are reminded that if they have any complaints against the staff, they can always drop out or transfer to another school.

Students are reminded that ridiculous haircuts reflect badly not only on themselves, but on the Academy as a whole.

Students are reminded that skipping class is still not allowed.

Students are reminded that tampering with fire extinguishers is a federal offense.

Students are reminded that the observatory was closed for safety reasons. Do not go there.

Students are reminded that they ought to wear the school uniform of the appropriate gender while on school premises.

Students are reminded that using bicycles after they're old enough to drive a car is unamerican.

Students are reminded to absolutely ignore members of the opposite sex. Bullworth Academy is not a body house.

Students are reminded to dress warmly as we do not have the budget to treat everyone for pneumonia.

Students spitting water on fellow students is unhygienic and will not be tolerated.

Students, you may not enter the washroom facilities of the opposite gender.

That was not funny.

The student body is reminded that food is for eating, not throwing.

There's a present for Jimmy Hopkins in the office from his mother.

This foolishness will have to stop.

We know who pulled the fire alarm. Please turn yourself in at the office to avoid making it any worse for yourself.

Well, whoever removed the crate of meat from the cafeteria, please return it to Edna. Apparently it was not garbage.

What? Doctor Watts, please come to the office. There is a message from his mother.

Whoever pulled that fire alarm, you're going to BURN IN HELL.

Will whoever left the doll and needles in the main office please come pick it up? Also, the doll does not look like Doctor Crabble snitch at all.

Will whoever put laxatives in the office teapot, report to the office IMMEDIATELY.

Will whomever placed the dead rat in the cafeteria please report to the office?

Would a student please come to the office and explain exactly what a swirly is?

Would Gary Smith please come to the main office.

Would the students please deport themselves as little ladies and gentlemen and not monsters? Thank you.

Would whoever was making out in the English classroom please report to the office? You need to be taught a lesson.

You are reminded that freedom of the press does not exist for students. Also, drawing mean spirited caricatures of Doctor Kravitz snitch will not be tolerated.

You are reminded to vote in the upcoming student Council elections. Only one vote per student.

You don't want attention as you are now allowed off the main campus and into town. Please remember that you are representing Bullworth Academy at all times and behave appropriately.

Your attention leaves appeals to the Geneva Convention do not constitute a valid complaint against school regulations.

Your attention please be particularly quiet as Doctor Kravel snitch is taking a much needed nap. Thank you.

Your attention please Bullworth Academy is not a dating service. Students are to keep their dirty hands to themselves at all times.

Your attention please throwing snowballs at anyone is strictly prohibited on school grounds.

Your attention please, as a new school year starts, please try not to make the same stupid mistakes you did last year.

Your attention please, boys caught in the girl's dorm will be severely punished. There'll be no hanky panky at this school.

Your attention please, doctor Krabill snitch would like to remind you all to give our new students a proper bullworth welcome.

Your attention please. Hitting other students with educational implements such as rulers is strictly forbidden.

Your attention please. Mr. Galloway has taken extended medical leave.

Your attention please. Punching the school mascot is frowned upon. He has feelings too, you know.

Your attention please. Students are reminded that if it does not leave a bruise, it does not count as violence.

Your attention please. You are reminded that going to the library does not automatically make you a nerd.

Your attention please. You are reminded that if you get beat up or harassed, it's probably your own fault.

Your attention spreading rumors about the staff, especially anything relating to doctor Kravel snitches private life will not be tolerated.

Your attention, if you have any eggs, please turn them over to Edna in the cafeteria. Do not throw them at anyone.

Your attention, please contrary to rumor, the five students who were sent to the nurse's office had not just eaten in the cafeteria.

Your attention, please socially challenged students are reminded to stay out of the way of their betters at all time for their own safety.

Your attention, please students are not allowed to refer to teachers or fellow students as enemy combatants, nor to enter them.

Your attention, please studies show that breaking curfew is an early indicator of criminality. Do not break curfew.

Your attention, please. But never mind you, little monsters.

Your attention, please. If anyone sees Jimmy Hopkins outside of his quarters, please report this to the main office.

Your attention, selling fireworks on school grounds is strictly prohibited and probably constitutes terrorism.

Your attention, there are rumors that a rumble will occur. This is false. Ignore this rumor.

Your attention. Anyone found attempting to turn Bullworth Academy into a student run school along Anarcho syndicalist lines is liable to face immediate expulsion.