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And then?
At that thing up there, you know the roundabout.
Crash reported ahead now. Please be careful.
Did you pack a snack? You never know when you'll be hungry. OK, let's go.
Exit left, sweetheart.
Exit right Bubba La.
Finally, we're here. That took forever. You have a great day, sweetheart.
Heavy traffic reported ahead. Just relax, we're not in a rush.
Hi there. Has it reported ahead Careful.
I am schweitzing. Turn on the AC, would ya? All right, let's go.
I'm so excited we get to spend some quality time together. Let's go.
In 0.1 miles.
In 1.5 kilometers.
In 1/4 of a mile.
In 200 meters.
In 400 meters.
In 800 meters.
In a half a mile.
In one kilometer.
In one mile.
Just continue straight, sweetie.
Keep left.
Keep right.
Make AU turn thingy.
Oh, now you want my advice? All right, let's go.
OK, I got a sweater, some snacks, playing card, sunscreen in my Streisand CD. Now where we going?
OK, I'm ready to go now. Don't forget to buckle up.
OK, OK, I'm rerouting. You know you never listen.
Police reported ahead Act Normal.
Red light camera reported ahead. Don't go getting yourself in trouble.
So where we going?
Take the 4th exit.
Take the 5th exit of exits.
Take the 6th exit.
Take the 7th exit.
Take the first exit, sweetie.
Take the second Exit Bubba.
Take the third exit, OK.
That's what you're going to wear. OK, fine, fine. Let's go.
There's a speed trap reported ahead. Just careful, OK? It's the last thing we need today.
Turn left.
Turn right.
Would I kill you to clean up in here a little? Never mind. Let's just go.