GLaDOS - Waze GPS Edit

And then?

At the roundabout.

Continue straight.

Did anything happen while I was out?

Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises?

Exit left.

Exit right.

Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.

I'll just save the safety information about the dangerous test you're about to do for after the experiment.

In .1 miles.

In 1 1/2 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

It's been a long time. How have you been?

Keep left.

Keep right.

Let's get to business.

Not so fast.

Oh, where are we? How long have I been out?

Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.

One moment.

Please be careful.

Sentry mode activated.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the six exit.

Take the third exit.

Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment activity.

Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.

Turn left.

Turn right.

U-turn.

Welcome back, Testing is available.

Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

800 meters.