Cupid - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead. Some say love is an accident, which kind of undercuts what I do.

Alert

And then?

At the roundabout.

Bonus

Click

Click long

Continue straight.

Did you know lovebirds are an actual kind of bird? They don't really like each other, but that's most birds. Overrated animal in my opinion. Let's go.

Exit

Exit left.

Exit right.

Hazard reported ahead. Must be talking about my ex. Oh man, I miss her.

Heavy traffic reported ahead. I know they say love is patient, but not that patient.

I love when those little candy hearts have a message that makes no sense. Like, be true. What does that even mean? All right, let's go.

In .1 miles.

In .6 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Make AU turn. It's hard to just turn things around in a relationship. Trust me, and I've been there.

Message ticker

My favorite love song Seal. Not the artist. The sound of the animal barking. Now that's love, baby.

My little wings are actually non functional, so yeah, I do need a ride today. Speaking of which, shall we?

Ping

Ping2

Police reported ahead. Drive safe. I'm not going to use one of my arrows to get us out of a ticket.

Rec end

Rec start

Red light camera reported ahead. A picture of you running a red light is not a great Valentine's gift.

Reminder

Seat belt? Check. Valentine's Day playlist? Check. Realistic expectation for what love is and what it isn't? Double check.

Speed trap reported ahead. Driving is a lot like love. Don't rush. Be thoughtful, and always make sure to ask lots of questions so they know you're interested.

Sure, I can help people find love, but who's there to help me? I tried shooting myself with an arrow and I fell in love with myself. Anyway, let's go.

Take the 4th exit. There are 4 secrets to love, but I forget all of them. Sorry.

Take the 5th exit. If you ask how my relationships are going, I'm pleading the 5th.

Take the 6th exit 6,000,000 couples get engaged on Valentine's Day. That's a lot of hardware.

Take the 7th exit. I just ended my seventh marriage. Maybe I'll tell you about it if we hit some traffic.

Take the first exit. I remember my first date with my ex. She expected me to show up in a diaper.

Take the second exit with love. You don't get second chances unless I show up. Then you're good.

Take the third exit third time was not the charm for me, marriage wise.

The first Valentine's card was rumored to be written from prison, which makes sense since love is its own sort of prison. Just kidding. I love love. Let's go.

They say I'm based on the Greek God Eros, but I'm actually from Philadelphia Press. The process?

TickerPoints

Turn left.

Turn right.

You have reached your destination. Unless your destination is love, then it's more of a lifelong journey.

You want to watch a ROM com come along and see what happens when I mess with one of those little arrows and hit the mailman.