C-3PO 1 - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead. I don't know what all this trouble is about how to, but I'm sure it must be your fault.

After detail, where are you? Oh please master, start this ship and help me find him.

Alert

And then?

At the roundabout.

Bonus

Can't they take the second exit master?

Click

Click long

Continue straight.

Do try to resist fiddling the technology that is beyond your comprehension. Just follow my directions.

Exit left master.

Ft

Has it reported ahead? Will be destroyed for sure. This is madness.

Hello, I am C3PO Human Cyborg relations and how might I serve you?

I am C3PO human Cyborg relations. Have you by any chance seen my counterpart R2D2?

I propose we take the 6th exit.

I'd like to suggest you take the 7th exit.

If only Artu were here. He always has a plan or some ridiculous idea. At least let's find him.

In 0.1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In oh .6 miles.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

It seems no one requires my services at the moment, so I shall assist you if I may.

Keep left, master.

Keep right master.

Kindly exit, right?

Kindly make AU turn. I knew all along it was a mistake.

Let's go. I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships.

Lost. Distracted. I can help with all your space travel.

Master, can we start this drive? Wonderful. You are now a part of the tribe.

Message ticker

Ping

Ping2

Please take the third exit master.

Please turn left.

Police ahead. Don't blame me, I'm just the interpreter.

Rec end

Rec start

Red light camera ahead, may the force be with you.

Reminder

Speed trap reported ahead do not jump to lightspeed.

Take the 4th exit if I may be soled.

Take the 5th exit if you would be so kind.

Take the first exit master.

TickerPoints

Traffic reported ahead, We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Turn right master.

You have arrived. At my start, it is you. It is you. What a desolate place this is.