Alien - Waze GPS Edit

Accident reported ahead.

All set for your journey, I'm sure it's exactly like the 1.3 Gurglesillion Light Year journey I took to arrive here.

All set? Let's go.

And then?

At the roundabout.

Buckle your seat glass on, or seat belt, as you call it in your human language. Safety first.

Continue straight.

Ever gazed at the sky and wondered if there's alien lifeout there? Well, now there's an alien navigator in your car. Let's go.

Exit left.

Exit right.

Greetings vehicle entrapped human. I have traveled here from Galaxy PQ7Z to eradicate you, I mean help you with navigation.

Greetings. I am here to give you directions. Since Earthlings don't seem to have navigation built into their brains, let's begin.

Hazard reported ahead.

Heavy traffic reported ahead.

In .1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Let's go. Well, as we say on my planet, let us teleport ourselves instantly through mind technology.

Make AU turn.

May this be a pleasant Dr. And may you not wind up on a distant planet where no one else has tentacles. Shall we?

Police reported ahead.

Red light camera reported ahead.

Seat belt? Check. Mirrors. Check. Interplanetary being? Who creepily knows the insurance and outs of your local municipal county? Check.

Speed trap reported ahead.

Take the 2nd to exit.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 6th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the third exit.

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Turn left.

Turn right.

You have reached your destination.