Intro Dialogue - Bucketz - Voices (Miscellaneous) (Mobile) Edit

A failed attempt at an innovative title. Why would any dragon be bummed? I am bummed, and I'm pretty awesome when I'm not ill you are always ill, man. Always. Hell, you hear me? Your germs are a cl...

A romantic tragedy. My favorite. It is actually called a romantic comedy. Then why do I cry from start to finish? The feel good movie. You're supposed to feel miserable about your own life.

All right. The age of damsels in distress, you must have saved quite a few. Actually, I sided with the rather evil Dragons. Why am I not surprised?

All this low grav environment is making me ill, right? And since when did you need an excuse for being ill? My teacher says that being ill is great because what doesn't kill you makes you stranger....

Alright, what a poorly designed level. Not at all daddio. We simply must have hit an anomaly. No anomaly. I used to play that game all the time. Anomaly is when space-time folds in on itself and ru...

Am I supposed to balance you too? Trust sneezin up. That should help. Did you actually say something that made sense? It's only a dream, daddy. O I'm free to be super smart here.

Behold guys, the primordial soup of life. I'm all ears. Ohh wait. I have none, Adams, molecules, and finally Buck Terias. I would recycle for a real soup right now.

Cool bore microbes bore the barrier. Ohh my ohh my not now please I need more vaccinations so that's why you leak all the time. Too many needles in you.

Did you know that the first bucket to be dubbed tonight was a wine bucket? Let me guess, the king was too busy to see who he was nighting. Not really. The only way he could take his wine bottles to...

Dig, what did you level up? This ain't an RP game, boy. No, it's just that my temperature hit an all time high. In the depth of space at a boy.

Do you know about ancient totems? Man, they held immense power. Ohh please do tell. Ohh well they would. You had me at Ohh well now let's please enjoy the silence of my ignorance, OK?

Go to watch movies. Now that is art and all its glory. I feel you, man. What? We are all waiting here. Pop the teacher quote. Never mind. Look, she just popped the hood.

Hey, those guys look just like us. It's a mirror. Alright, hope so. The guy next to me looks real ill. You folks never heard of parallel universes, did ya? Yeah, I heard. My teacher says they were ...

Hi, look player. Really. Who writes your lines? Dude? I was gonna say a Stone Age. A Stone Age? Hmm. Yeah, I heard it was so popular. They lived more sequels. Hmm. Wow.

Hmm, great. Can I have some peace in my dreams? At least my teacher says that dinosaurs dreamt too deep. Did your teacher tell you how they know this? My teacher says that they found hugged blanket...

How can we possibly be balanced like this? Look daddy. Oh, it's physics 101. Let me explain. OK, OK Mr know, it all just hold on. This may get really ugly really fast.

How romantic. He actually put the e-mail in a heart-shaped envelope. Losers send love letters. I sent super sports cars of highs in the middle value. It's statistically proven though that drawing a...

I am so freaked out right now, you sure dream of multiplying viruses and gross handkerchiefs. Uh. I'm ill in my dream too. How utterly Dodd fantastic. Ohh. Don't worry boy, you'll not be ill for a ...

I feel like I'm on a public elevator. Me too. I like public things. Tab 4, please. I doubt this one's going anywhere but down. Hold tight.

I get the fee fee. Feeling that we are one short yeah, I vote for a bigger screen. Don't worry, I bet it's in the works. Seeing any leaks in the media? What's the meat? Meat. The.

I served in peace. This is nothing for me. Nothing. You making fun of me? Boy, you gotta recycle wish or something. I have such a wish, but I am borderline healthy all the time. No, seriously, boss...

I served in the car. This is nothing to me. Nothing. What happened? Did you get carried away? You're asking for it, man. I'm telling you.

I take it I'm the bad guy? No, you're actually plastic. Well, I'm not good. I got the scars to prove it. I'm definitely bad. At least I don't feel good. Can we just decide who is who? There's not g...

I'll retreat to my retreat on the moon right after this. You're telling me you couldn't afford a retreat in Hawaii? No, I just terraformed the dark side of the moon. Ohh yeah. You know it's always ...

I'm getting nearer. I can feel it. You've been getting nearer since level one, dude. Dark bucket. It can avoid me no longer. You really are chasing after ghosts, man. It's all hearsay. I don't wann...

I'm scared that after all these levels, we'll get a cliffhanger. No, no, it'll all be explained. Mark my words. Will we learn what the island is? I know what it is, boy. Tell me. OK, it is. Darn it.

I've decided to overcome my fears. That's a scary thought. It is, isn't it? But I will do it. I'll be brave. Yes, very. I'm thinking you didn't see the menu, boy. No. No, I haven't. What's on it? B...

In the beginnings of organic life. How fascinating. When I don't drive my super sports car, I have fish to maintain a positive public image. Huh. Hard to picture you full of fish. My teacher says t...

Industry and pollution are an inevitable couple. Did they live happily ever after? Left left. They're pretty much, yeah. But people around them were not so lucky. What? What happened to them? Let m...

It's been such a long journey, eh? Yeah. I can feel the tears forming, the nostalgia, the melodrama. It's suffocating actually it's because there's no air here. Well for old times sake I'll do it. ...

Judging by the title, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that we'll be kidnapped by aliens. You're not supposed to spoil it for the player bucket. My teacher says that the best way to see UFO's is to joi...

Let me guess. You're real close. I'm real close. How the heck can you possibly know that? An expert tracker? I can track footprints in space. Ohh really. Actually I checked the extras tab at Start ...

Let's hear it for the teacher one final time. Shame we never met the teacher. I am not sure I wanna meet the teacher. That much spot on knowledge is disturbing. My teacher says I'll be meeting with...

My teacher says that marinum is modern, spelled backwards. I wanna meet your teacher and learn the ways of the wise.

Nice. I love the fantasy, John Ray. Million skirts really your thing? Well, they are technically called kilts and that suddenly makes them a fashionable no, but it does make one wanna scream freedo...

Now, those were the times when rock'n'roll carried messages of peace and prosperity. Yeah, I was being carried from one bound to the next so you hippies could dance to the beat. I could see how you...

Oh my ohh my this feeling is worse. Sadness. It's like the world welterweight title of emotions. Feelings are for the week. I learned to control them a long time ago. My teacher says that plants ha...

Oh oh he's that me in my dream I am scary and scared. The phrase afraid of his own shadow just got upgraded to so yesterday status. This should be uninteresting.

Oh why oh why do I have to be in every single push level? Honestly, I'd be a lot more happy if you weren't in any of the levels. You're blocking my charisma. I should make a wish challenge folk on ...

Oh, oh, oh. It's another boss level. You are turning purple. Hmm. Yes, yes, I agree. I'll be right back. I'm. I mean, I see you later, right? That is, if you survive. Oh, look at that. It's you. Wh...

Ohh look a player. Didn't you say that a couple of levels back?

Ohh look a player. Hmm ohh yeah a rather clueless one. See the fingers so big and in 3D look so real we're saved. More likely stuffed.

Ohh one ultra non violent dream coming up folks. This one's mine. Can we skip this level? What's up Paul? Never been a child. Actually no I haven't.

Ohh, it's the bucket list. Everything I ever wanted to do. Well, that should be a short list then. Yeah, actually there is one thing I really wanna do. Indulge me, please. I want to be invisible an...

Ohh, so we can all fit on one scale. The joy. Still testing if smell travels. I think you should worry about that. I actually successfully put my smell in orbit. Ohh stinks again. OK, changing orbi...

OK, so why am I in this one? You have to cover her eyes in case the so-called children's movie has some PG elements. Ohh right. I'll be sure to watch real carefully then. Told you he's a real stand...

Parody goodness, yeah, you still have not grown out of your swashbuckling dreams, have you, boy? Well, technically he's made out of plastic, and he doesn't grow or grow out of anything.

So what is your teacher say about this? How would I know? Why would you even ask me that? Their teacher is close. I feel it.

The chase is still on. Wait. I bet you mean the dark bucket. Ohh. Good luck with that. Really. Yeah. I can smell the dark buckets presence here. We're in space, tough guy. Smell doesn't travel in a...

The search for extraterrestrial buckets program. What a waste of time. Ohh yeah, it sounds cheeky. Did we get any signals? I'm getting one right now. What does it say? Tell us. Ohh Eduardo. I can't...

These vigilant boys, the dark bucket has entered this screen. I was gonna say this plane of existence, I prefer screen personally. Yeah, yeah. Can we defeat this dark bucket like the other bosses s...

They need my meds. I have a fever. You ever stop whining, boy? My teacher says illness is like a disease and sickness is the worst. Can I meet your teacher?

This can't be my dream. I never sleep. Ohh yeah me neither. Because of your snoring. Ohh. That's just to trick my enemies into thinking I'm easy prey right? You know, sometimes I forget how awesome...

This is a funny movie. A cloud knows in this day and age. It seems they cut the jokes out. Save them for the extended edition. Blu-ray. Can you please tell us something your teacher said he's sure....

This is my first level. I'm freaking out. Ohh my ohh my you'll get used to it boy. First time ain't never easy kids. What's a vet like me doing here?

This is nice. I haven't had an R.E.M sleep for months. I just listened to death metal. Probably the only music you could still hear.

This is possibly the most colorful movie I ever seen. Yes, I'm yet to spot a black something, anything. Shame, because black is my favorite color. Well, technically Black is the absence of all colo...

This level name makes no sense. Must be a clue to the dark buckets whereabouts. It is actually a cool name for an MMO game Guild. What's an MMO, Gabe or a Guild? My teacher says that life is a game...

This level's been misnamed. Correction. Evil is good. I can feel the dark buckets presence. It must be close. What's a dark bucket, man? Never, ever seen one. Not your business, boy. Well, sorry to...

This your dream? Why am I in it? Am I your favorite bucket? Lay it on me man. Don't be shy. Ohh. So sorry to sound harsh boy. But you know I needed one of you big boys for my stash. I'll carry it f...

Today, most people spend 10% of their lives idly chatting away on the net for no tangible benefits. Can benefits be actually tanged. Here goes my teacher says blah blah blah blah. Hey, how did you ...

Uh, this is how I roll, baby. Yeah, I heard how you rolled all the way back here. More movies fascinate me. They're like anatomy lessons. My teacher says that wars were a good thing. Now women have...

Vampires. My kind of folk. They drink blood, man with no additives. Freaks me out. Yeah, man. And yet they always get the girl, don't they? I prefer werewolves. Changelings. Reminds me of me in the...

We'll get the best of everything this round. Nothing good will come out of this, I tell ya. Compilations are inferior. I make my own mixtapes. For once, I agree. My teacher says that the first pers...

We're doomed. We're doomed. Hold on, boys. I got this one. I have a bad feeling about this. You sure you aren't just feeling bad? My teacher? Say shut it, OK?

We're in space. We are in space. We are in space. We are in space. Now what?

Well, folks, a nice mingling with you buckets, but I'm off after this level. I'm so sorry to see you go so late. Yeah, better late than never, I guess. Bye.

Well, guys, we just saw how buckets evolved to what we are now. Yeah, I am testimony of how far we've come. My teacher says that men actually have off from popcorn and women from microwave ovens. C...

Well, well, well. Buckets see a real man's dream for a change. Let me guess. You dream of the purses you cut, among other things. But hold on to your seats. You make it taken, too. I love to see yo...

Whoa, boss level? Will there be a scary boss guy? Nah, it's just a boss level. That's what I said. It's a level that orders other levels around, makes them do sit-ups, print photocopies and such. O...

Whoa, feel christmassy. Is that even a feeling? Give skin generate such reactions in a bucket? It's normal. Ohh, I think I just generated such a reaction. Sorry. Oh, it just stinks. Come on. My tea...

Whose stream is this? Anyone. What will we get this time? Ohh shut up. You'll wake the player up nice. It's the players dream. Why is the player dreaming up buckets?

Why? You guys always need to take me to a scary horror flick. Why a why? Because of the movie is boring. I can still watch the expression on your face.

You can come closer. Don't worry, I'm not very contagious. Ohh really. Yeah, really. My germs are only transmitted through stacking.