About tick tock, tell me something your mum doesn't know that I like cock she deaf or not, I knew that from over there. You could say it to your ex. What would it be? from In't Town Soundboard
Ah, go. We're going there live. from In't Town Soundboard
All my life for the bitches. You want to shrug me, shag me. Get your fucking bed. What's your name? My name is what do you like about Preston? Absolutely nothing. I pulled zero women with that. It ... from In't Town Soundboard
Alright, let's go. Something like that, everyone. Your name. from In't Town Soundboard
Alright, see you later guys. Bro, is this she misses? Yes, this is she's my beautiful cat. Tell me something she doesn't know. from In't Town Soundboard
Alright, sounds little. What's your name? I'm here. Where you from, Abby Billington. from In't Town Soundboard
Also, one hour lay down. Get him fucking up too. 4000 Preston. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party, shadow? Do you think the earth is flat? from In't Town Soundboard
Alter whenever it gets faster. Checking out for the Liverpool master. I'm a raver. Drug Craver made me a line I'll sniff like later while wanted the girls and their back turn it around there to giv... from In't Town Soundboard
Always good down there, though. It's fucking not. Burnley is a blessed place to be. from In't Town Soundboard
Always I was doing. How you doing? from In't Town Soundboard
And don't be shy. What's your name? Where you from? You'll go viral. from In't Town Soundboard
And everyone was drinking and I'm gonna show it back saying she was looking for me. I went back and I'll meet you there, bear face off. from In't Town Soundboard
And I didn't. Ohh so iPhone chewy gummies pocket that old chestnut ohh so it would make you did it. Yeah fucking tea leaf. Tell me something your mom doesn't know that shaped in her bed. from In't Town Soundboard
And I'd bear to drink and I'd literally falling asleep in some gaffes here. I literally woke up, I was sleepwalking and I pissed in my mate's garage all over his new TV. Yeah, ohh fucking pissed of... from In't Town Soundboard
And it landed in the back of my head, turned inside. Let me stop. from In't Town Soundboard
And kind of just pull you to one side and actually a few questions. How do you like it? How many poos have you had today, one? from In't Town Soundboard
And then I picked them back up. So then in morning she woke up with shit on the BBQ and then the skids in the knickers. from In't Town Soundboard
And they all right if you wanna go on. from In't Town Soundboard
And they come with the balls are pinstar, but my man's wearing a jacket that's got Insta. from In't Town Soundboard
Angelina rollheiser? Angelina rollies. What are you gonna do for the UK? Nothing. And expect that from this issue that what was your worst chat up line. from In't Town Soundboard
Are you doing? You're up. How you doing? from In't Town Soundboard
Around town, me and my crew, freezing cold, stood in the queue. If you if you back that thing up, I'll push up on it. from In't Town Soundboard
As you know. Don't get him. See, you're a good criminal. Then you write him back. You get away with it. from In't Town Soundboard
Back off, go any golden Virginia. Unbelief. Unbelief. That's the one. Unbelief, unbelief. Ohh can I get a higher? Good on you get up there. Can you run fast? Can you run fast? from In't Town Soundboard
Baghdad. No. Is he yours? from In't Town Soundboard
Because I run this town on you. You're on this side. You couldn't run a bus. The ground. OK, why are you single? from In't Town Soundboard
Been a pleasure to Ah, Wow, I wouldn't put you out. from In't Town Soundboard
Begging it whoa, whoa, whoa. You just really got hit by a fucking car. from In't Town Soundboard
Believe me, I know. If that. Dev. What's your name? First. Hi. Time shoelaces. Ohh you're a cop. Oh Oh my God. When I was 16. Are you scared? Drinking like boys and do do stupid shit. Oh oh. Ohh no... from In't Town Soundboard
Big messy you don't know about me spit bosses primary. Ohh. from In't Town Soundboard
Body on the road make a big boy playing in the street gonna take off well Sunday. Ohh baby work that magic. Ohh my miss over there point coming to them. We're entering town. You've got me feeling l... from In't Town Soundboard
Boom, boom, boom. So race on prestonian mate. from In't Town Soundboard
Boy yeah, guess. Ohh, yeah. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. Tell your masters, our mate. Stop it. What's the best Preston North End player? I mean, I mean what's best? Blackpool player, ob... from In't Town Soundboard
Bro, what? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir? from In't Town Soundboard
But are you guys gonna smash it? I'm a sexy Cortana. If you could party with any celebrity impression. Yeah, work it, baby. from In't Town Soundboard
But fucking. Well, I. from In't Town Soundboard
But you also don't. Fucking getting Cassie. Nice. Nice to meet you. She just went to spud me. Check us out. Peter King. Fire scran. Come on, you know we don't mess up. What do you like about Preston? from In't Town Soundboard
But you haven't get 4 coronas there. from In't Town Soundboard
Can I have a little question for you? Will you fuck off? No. from In't Town Soundboard
Can you know get you know, get it out, get it out. Wigan Town, Wigan town. Ohh baby work that magic. Why are you all kicking off for? from In't Town Soundboard
Can't tell me, what's your name? Johnny. Here. Where you from, Johnny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From Burford. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's Barry Fordham? Yeah, yeah. It's always out of ...
Can't tell me, what's your name? Johnny. Here. Where you from, Johnny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From Burford. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's Barry Fordham? Yeah, yeah. It's always out of ... from In't Town Soundboard
Cash, cash converters, cash converters. from In't Town Soundboard
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Clinton break it down, thinking making the new sound. from In't Town Soundboard
Cody, what's your name? Say your tegan. Bradley what? Tegan what? What's worst thing you've ever done? from In't Town Soundboard
Come on lol my God when she get off my go sick right? Tell me something that your mum don't know. I smoke weed. Tickle, tickle. from In't Town Soundboard
Come on, get in. What she got it for? I'll chase you, mate. You'll get, you know. from In't Town Soundboard
Come on, look. Come on. Don't be shy. Show us your pie. from In't Town Soundboard
Come on, where's your lovely spirit? He's stealing. He's stealing. from In't Town Soundboard
Comma age you can look at did you get yeah. When you got some in town. Space tonight. Hey baby dude. Ohh if you be like this is fucking Millie makes dog. No this is ohh I don't go to church. Ohh yo... from In't Town Soundboard
Comment below if you think I'm going to get banged out on one of these episodes. God you get your lease song, you get your cellar Rabbi comma wife beater ohh fatality and see finchy. from In't Town Soundboard
Cracker mahagan. What? What we did? Yeah. I've been on TV though the same. Don't get folk. Where you from? Corby chain. Fuck off. That's exactly where I'm from, mate. Why have I not seen you about,... from In't Town Soundboard
Darwin here. What you doing out on the boat for or I'm not going to migrants to get some food and going back to record some guitar, say guitar again. Guitar, guitar. What's the worst thing you've e... from In't Town Soundboard
Delicious. Ohh delicious is it? Well on a scale of 1 to garlic bread how good is it a soliday? Soliday. Would you go would you go again? Yeah. Ohh Miller. What's the worst club in Preston without a... from In't Town Soundboard
Deltek gloves, gloves. Clean ones. Gloves goes cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You never fucking relate. Ohh do my mate. Let's prove. Yes bro. I don't believe you've done anything wrong. It's my favorite comi... from In't Town Soundboard
Did you come back? Come on then. What you doing? Ohh have you got any hidden talents Jimmy? from In't Town Soundboard
Did you get? Yeah. Is he? from In't Town Soundboard
Did you just post your girlfriend and not tell me you're guaranteed? from In't Town Soundboard
Do it. What's your name? from In't Town Soundboard
Do you mind being on camera? We don't film people. from In't Town Soundboard
Don't ask me about pick up lines because I'd rather be pinned down and picked up. from In't Town Soundboard
Don't ask me about pick up lines because I'd rather be pinned down and picked up. from In't Town Soundboard
Don't want to Maria? Ohh. Do it now then. If it come here. Let's see it. Let's see how you do it. Yeah, go on, come on, come on, come on. Go on then. Gold. Gold. from In't Town Soundboard
Dude dude dude dude ohh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Well, you said no, no, not well. What's the world? What's the world? from In't Town Soundboard
Electricity. from In't Town Soundboard
Electricity. What's this? Why have you run off? What have you done? from In't Town Soundboard
Emotional damn it. Six months later I didn't. I didn't shake her but she was still wanting my Dick and saying she missed it and I was best one she's had. So fuck off. Ohh. But live in Burnley town.... from In't Town Soundboard
Fall in the fire brigade. No the the worst thing you've ever done. from In't Town Soundboard
Feeling I've just seen you know, I've just seen you. from In't Town Soundboard
Fish meat. I get up my then, Jim, see you. from In't Town Soundboard
Fuck him in, chop off your knees. Buckle, man. Fuck him in. Chop off your knees. Do basic trees. Make me laugh forever. I wanna really, really was really, really, really really. from In't Town Soundboard
Fuck off. Get back. That's exactly where I'm from. from In't Town Soundboard
Fuck up for you for for that will go for man. What's it called? from In't Town Soundboard
Fuck you. Place your small videos. Students. God, he's got hair fever. Well, go, go, go, go, go, go go. Good. Yeah. Actually not moved up. If you, if you, if you back that thing up, I'll push up on...
Fuck you. Place your small videos. Students. God, he's got hair fever. Well, go, go, go, go, go, go go. Good. Yeah. Actually not moved up. If you, if you, if you back that thing up, I'll push up on... from In't Town Soundboard
Fucking are you doing? from In't Town Soundboard
Fucking drug tomorrow. Have you ever been caught sniffing your mum's knickers? No. You must be fucking good at it. from In't Town Soundboard
Fucking top lines. We are Celtic supporters, faithful, faithful. from In't Town Soundboard
Get off my website, you fucking knob head. Ohh for girls in Blackpool. I'll suck your fingers, mate. Look. Yeah, I don't even have any nails, so it's gonna be an easy one. Right. Yeah, on one SEC. from In't Town Soundboard
Get off the mum John, she's just got off yours. That's nice. Ohh what's your favorite music tech house? Ohh see you into a bit of Patrick shopping Patrick topping. from In't Town Soundboard
Glad. Wanna go because we're getting shite. from In't Town Soundboard
Go and get him. from In't Town Soundboard
Going on, what's got these old? from In't Town Soundboard
Gonna play again. What's your name? Is it Leon? Yes. Catch up, bitch. I got you going. Where you from? Sean originally. Originally my mother. I'm gonna bring you out. A guy. from In't Town Soundboard
Gonna put you in a fucking bin. from In't Town Soundboard
Got for me with that robbed. What brings you out tonight? from In't Town Soundboard
Got it. What are you doing? Yeah, I've been on TV. They're the same. Don't get full. from In't Town Soundboard
Grace, we're gonna have to move on. It's been a good night. I'll leave it. Fuck off. I'm trying to be funny. We'll see you on the next episode. Keep in touch. I haven't dropped waiting back over, s... from In't Town Soundboard
Guys, anyone else wanna go to project? I love Zach Bailey and coming from Pokémon cards. Because is that Suzanne Doyle? from In't Town Soundboard
Have some fun. Get a few drinks. You know, just enjoy myself. Speaking to mark a bit more, just enjoy myself, sure. From South Shields. What's the worst thing you've ever done? I wouldn't dare tell... from In't Town Soundboard
Have you been out on the night? Out? Because I'm a grass. Do you want? from In't Town Soundboard
Have you ever been caught sniffing your mum's knickers? No. You must be fucking got it. Ohh. What's worst thing you've ever done? Stabbed me man. Alright. She alright though? No, she breathing. Bah... from In't Town Soundboard
Have you got any hidden talents here? from In't Town Soundboard
Have you seen have you seen this guy's mom? Is what his mum's mum? Have you seen this guy? from In't Town Soundboard
Have you, have you family? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sound. from In't Town Soundboard
He threw it is that way. You've got a quiff. No, not not even. He threw it. Yeah, I dashed it. Him. He threw it back at me. from In't Town Soundboard
He threw it. Is that why? You've got a quiff? No, not not even. He threw it. Yeah, I dashed at him. He threw it back at me. from In't Town Soundboard
He's a pussy, man. It looks like he's he looked like he could not skin off rice pudding. Oh. Oh, yeah. Since you've been gone. Would you kiss him? Jesus Christ, man. Burnley. Y'all Burnley. Bad boy... from In't Town Soundboard
He's being a dickhead. Ohh. Do my mate. Let's move. Yes bro. I don't believe you've done anything wrong. You doing that? Coming. My favorite coming, man. Why? Johnny. Well, what's wrong with you? I... from In't Town Soundboard
He's stealing. He's stealing. Just seen you. from In't Town Soundboard
Heading towards is like getting fucking absolutely fucked out, dude Preston. from In't Town Soundboard
Hey it's been a pleasure to Ohh wow Ohh so. from In't Town Soundboard
Hey, big up, massive big up yourself. Well, what's that just dropped out your pocket? from In't Town Soundboard
Higher the kiss the sisters around there and she is. I've got a sister. But no, you don't kiss. Got six fingers off. Oh my God. from In't Town Soundboard
Honest man in Burley dating weird. Yeah, damn weird. Damn weird. Police are chasing car full of plaques. Not gonna go jail now. Fuck that. Not gonna get Bill. Man's not a rat. Took a few losses, bu... from In't Town Soundboard
Honest. The one the one who's your ID. I run this, you run, you run. This time you couldn't run a bus. Ohh. What's the worst thing you've ever done at a party? from In't Town Soundboard
Honest. The one. The one. I'm a prostitute. You're not a prostitute. Yeah. Ohh. Ollie Ollie. from In't Town Soundboard
Honey, not gonna go cash converters a lot. from In't Town Soundboard
How many days for the day? from In't Town Soundboard
How you doing? Cracker mahagan, Polish. from In't Town Soundboard
How you doing? Cracker. Mahogany Polish. from In't Town Soundboard
I didn't put ohh so I put chewy gummies pocket that old chestnut. Ohh. So it was me who did it. Yeah fucking Taylor leaf. from In't Town Soundboard
I guess I'm guessing, yeah, get some Knick knacks. Because you're kicking, you're stealing. from In't Town Soundboard
I know everything. You're the idiot if you think you do. Have you ever spat in someones ship? No. Liar. Yay. That's how we do it. That's disgusting that. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. I'... from In't Town Soundboard
I love you. Please come back to me, please, and I can let my nose go on. from In't Town Soundboard
I love you. Please come back to me. Please tell me. Tell me something. Your family doesn't know I'm gay. Ohh. Someone. Someone put on Facebook. What I'm saying I'm not mellow for you. Well where do... from In't Town Soundboard
I prefer it that way. I love cause you're all snakes. Yeah, but what if you've got a big. It's not your sister. This is it. Yeah. Yeah. But don't worry, we're not gonna. We're not blocking. Oh. Oh.... from In't Town Soundboard
I'd arrest him and arrest him. He's been known for fucking violence on robberies, murder. Anything you want, mate. I've got a girlfriend at. I've got a girlfriend, right? Yeah. On Snapchat is I've ... from In't Town Soundboard
I'm from fucking Kobe. You from where Kobe came. from In't Town Soundboard
I'm from Glasgow. So please fuck off that dude. Dad. Hey man, I'm fucking 30. Look, you look like Lewis Capaldi. You're not the first person that said that. Gives us some. Paternal. You shagged the... from In't Town Soundboard
I'm from London. Where are you? What's your name? Did you come to Arsenal? What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? But Michael the arse by accident kept Lewis. Ooh baby, weren't that magic.... from In't Town Soundboard
I'm in town, Ohio. What's your name? Alan Taylor. Where you from? Both W Wales. Tell me the worst thing you've ever done at a party. from In't Town Soundboard
I'm missing, but well, then all you're doing is old. from In't Town Soundboard
I'm not telling you, Julia Preston. Yeah. Ohh yeah, it's the best prestonian. Yeah bro, he's a paedophile. I'm off the deep. Hatches are Devin. Where's worst place you ever woke up? from In't Town Soundboard
I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm curious. Ohh is it? How many is it for you? Let's go and ask him. from In't Town Soundboard
I've done a lot of shit. Yeah, man. You can tell by the accent. What worst thing, though. from In't Town Soundboard
I've got a Jeep yo-yo Punjabi ice cream that tastes like shit of shit that tastes like ice cream. from In't Town Soundboard
I've got a Jeep. Tell me something she doesn't know. I would want to marry her. Do it now then, if it come here, let's see it. Megan Marie Ramirez, would you marry me? I fuck you. Need some cat? Lo... from In't Town Soundboard
I've got an IT on hey, don't let. from In't Town Soundboard
I've got an IT on hey. Why? Tell me something your mom doesn't know. She's dead. Ohh. It's Richie shoedog. Rishi shulak. What are you gonna do for the UK? Nothing. And expect that from Mr Sunak. Wh... from In't Town Soundboard
I've never my fucking Celtic fucking fucking top line. We are Celtic supporters faithful favor. from In't Town Soundboard
I've shagged about 50 birds. What's up? No. from In't Town Soundboard
If you could say anything to your expert right now on coming, what will it be? Your mum's a slag. Ohh. Look, you don't mean nothing. Yeah look, take her out. Over and out. Over and out in time. Nam... from In't Town Soundboard
If you steal his criminal, you're a criminal, yeah. Does he know you there? from In't Town Soundboard
In the streets of Darwin. Could we get a bit closer, guys? What's going on? from In't Town Soundboard
Int town 92 from In't Town Soundboard
Is as well. Going out, you might get yourself through. Don't. My favorite sex position is no, I don't. Crying alone in bathroom. Your dad's got hairy balls. Fuck you, eggs. from In't Town Soundboard
Is birds 4. from In't Town Soundboard
Is he should be guy yo jumping on Mike and the best MC celery cool master from Burnley said listen yes and two to blow. You know I'm not a fucking performing monkey, sharmel me, Diggy people. You g... from In't Town Soundboard
Is it shows your guns? Wow. Call the vets the Swansea sick. from In't Town Soundboard
It landed in the back of my head, turned upside. Let me see it. from In't Town Soundboard
It was it. No, it was a family friend. Ohh. So we weren't related. Sure. Gucci. Gucci. Yeah. Yeah. from In't Town Soundboard
It's a load of fucking shite. Kinda just put you to one side. And actually a few questions. Yeah. How do you like it? If you could picture these, if you could pick any fruit, what would it? So if y... from In't Town Soundboard
It's quite long from now. Like I said, no. from In't Town Soundboard
It's still a steel taxis for a living, you steal taxis. from In't Town Soundboard
Jackhammer. We on, we on anyway well. from In't Town Soundboard
Jemc do MCMC for come here. Ohh you starting on me then I'm about to watch your head off. Ohh man do a ball. No. from In't Town Soundboard
Jesus. Yeah, John. My guy single. OK, I'm taking. I've gotta go. I didn't hear that. What sex line number? Why are you here? from In't Town Soundboard
Just catch a bit stronger somebody. Yeah, some. from In't Town Soundboard
Just catch a bit stronger. Somebody said yes, some. from In't Town Soundboard
Just making a documentary on a crackhead. Inside in his sound. from In't Town Soundboard
Just making a documentary on her crackheads. No, I'm joking. from In't Town Soundboard
Just one, yeah. But it will come out, come constipated. No, no, go to the what's that game called do? from In't Town Soundboard
Just one, yeah. But it will come out, come constipated. Stay away. Away, away where, Rocky. So what brings you here tonight? from In't Town Soundboard
Just roll up the bit on that, Dave. from In't Town Soundboard
Just stop dancing. If you could say anything to your expert right now on coming, what would it be? Your mum's a slag. from In't Town Soundboard
Kelly and chips before ohh eat. But we're gonna play a pastor, Mike. Where, where, where you all from? from In't Town Soundboard
Kobe, he's my fucking what? What? Not my fucking fault, you didn't. You just brought out a fucking. from In't Town Soundboard
Laughing. No weed on a tree. What? I bet I can make you say yes or no, right? Yeah. What you been drinking? Strong stuff. How strong is it? Ohh, not strong enough, but strong. from In't Town Soundboard
Let me think I know. Enable shoving it. Not today, actually by a minute ago. from In't Town Soundboard
Let's see, it's in there. Let's see. That's your way for one. Right. from In't Town Soundboard
Like he's a fucking team. Ohh my big mentor left. Do you wanna do a line with me? Nothing, mother man, for you. Why did you never tell me why you have an orgasm? She goes ohh like bothering you whe... from In't Town Soundboard
Like, no worries mate. Thank you for having us. from In't Town Soundboard
Lock it up smooth, criminal. from In't Town Soundboard
Lock it up. Hey, look you lock it up. Lock up. from In't Town Soundboard
Look one of about 10 in Romans coming from Pokémon cards. Because you get on this end, right? What's your name? My name is Josh. Josh. Josh, right, Josh. from In't Town Soundboard
Look, dog Jacob. Yep. Well, you from dog? from In't Town Soundboard
Look, don't say hello to come here. Come on, let me show you on. from In't Town Soundboard
Love you Nelly. I need you. from In't Town Soundboard
Man. And. Fred. from In't Town Soundboard
May. from In't Town Soundboard
Megan Marie Ramage, would you marry me? How do you say I, I. Shut up. There you go. What do you said no, I said yes. You say yes. Give her a song. Then give her a song. from In't Town Soundboard
MGMC for coming oht you starting on me then I'm about to watch your head off. Ohh man dude ball noob. from In't Town Soundboard
Money if you have to watch your mum and dad have sex for the rest of your life, or join in once and get it over with, a brilliant questions what would you do? from In't Town Soundboard
Muffin man did Tanya. But I'm single. You get me your soul. Obviously, you know, I mean, where you from? I'm from originally from ****stan. Great. Yo, you know what is? You know what time it is? It... from In't Town Soundboard
Mushola. Last thing you've ever done at a party? Snorted Moss. Or a bong? Ohh. Sex doses? Bit weird guys. Bit weird. Enjoy yourself. How do you know me? Ohh, we're inked out. I know you as well. from In't Town Soundboard
My guitar. So you could say guitar. We got take guitar so I ended it. Guitar going you guys just you right is what I like to score. We get our. from In't Town Soundboard
My guy, my guy. What she get off my guy sick. from In't Town Soundboard
My name is Liam. Ohh. My name's Liam and we're in town. Ohh. Yeah. Join in with you about anything. Tell me something your family doesn't know. I'm gay. I've had a I've had a Willy up my bum before... from In't Town Soundboard
My skin tone. from In't Town Soundboard
My video mate. Are you living life right now? You're well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give us a ooh, baby say ooh no say ooh baby weren't that magic? from In't Town Soundboard
Nice Emma piss. Is that an Angelina Jolie? You're the one that I want. from In't Town Soundboard
Nice one, not so good, but is there any servers on that? from In't Town Soundboard
Nice. Ohh. from In't Town Soundboard
No cash. You can't come back on. It's going on, lads. He's out kicking off for walks. We should sort it out. OK. Should we sort it about a threesome? Honestly. Honestly. And your mum don't know? No... from In't Town Soundboard
No chip off my shoulder. Ohh, what's up to you? If you had to choose Rangers or Celtic, I am not getting involved with that, will you? Rangers. from In't Town Soundboard
No drinking on it. So don't be putting this on about tick tock. Tell me something your mum doesn't know that I like cock she deaf or not? I knew that from over there. But. from In't Town Soundboard
No fight that I'm ohh. from In't Town Soundboard
No joking. That's one bro pocket that long joke. from In't Town Soundboard
No matter of fact before. from In't Town Soundboard
No money for the bitches. You wanna shag me? Shag me? Listen, you get your fucking bed. What's your name? My name is what do you like about Preston? Absolutely nothing. I pulled zero women with tha... from In't Town Soundboard
No, I'm not making myself money. You're making yourself a lot of play. You're robbing Harry balls. from In't Town Soundboard
No, no, my get Orange Studios at the Chapel over there. You got a studio, you know, you see the Chapel steps and you go by that way. Just listen out, you hear me? Are you were going that way. You w... from In't Town Soundboard
No, not Halifax. Breaking Bad. Ohh yeah you could say it to your ex. What would it be? from In't Town Soundboard
No, right. You can see it. Don't worry. But wow, can I park it? Go on there. OK. from In't Town Soundboard
No, you can't touch this. It was so good. from In't Town Soundboard
No, you fucking did. Does it? Does it? No, I don't. from In't Town Soundboard
No. Right. You can see it. Don't worry. But wow. Color pocket. Go on there. OK. No, I won't pocket if Max says don't pocket. I love pockets. Yeah. Looking forward-looking man. Yeah. Wow. Ollie, Oll... from In't Town Soundboard
No. What? Paul? Ohh, he's going. He's going. from In't Town Soundboard
Not gay tell tell me something your mom doesn't know. Don't really speak to my mum, bro. Love you too. Boom, boom. I lost my virginity at 17. Baby. What? That magic. Would you shag your sheep? Yeah... from In't Town Soundboard
Not really what's what? from In't Town Soundboard
Now you gotta say yes or no. Yeah, but. from In't Town Soundboard
Oh my God, that was intense. I smacked his teemo. OK, it's Marky teemo. What is it? What is it? Why is it? Why is it? What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? I weed in the wrong room. Which roo... from In't Town Soundboard
Oh my God, that was intense. Tell me the worst thing you've done at a party. from In't Town Soundboard
Oh my God, well selling. What's your name? from In't Town Soundboard
Oh oh, if you could say it to your expert, what would it be? Fuck out of slut. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh alright guys this is the stop you wanna be up. Welcome to the party. Yeah, what's your name? Alina. Where you from? from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh God. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh I. Yeah, I've actually, I'm need you on. Tell us something right that your family doesn't know. Grow up. See you later. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh I'd really kiss you then. Ohh he's got really close. Worst, worst place you'd walk up. Barely. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh just let everyone know I am not a Celtic fan. Are you a Burnley pimp? Yeah. Are you pimp out like sisters, brothers and all that on. Why whenever eight? Yeah. Not gonna lie, when I went to the ... from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh Manchester Rd. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh she's slamming you. Ohh, she's done you. Is your hair fever? I know you, I know you as you know me and I think I've seen you on some videos into yeah no you're on in town. Ohh no that's massive... from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh shit, we caught up on the right. Let's go. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh the outward dead sex. Go hard or go come. I stopped right last night. Yeah, I stayed him. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh you know this? Ohhh what's your name? I'm calling how you full of semen? from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh you tell him. You tell him girl. You tell him girl I know about to buy you have balls for you something minute. What's this for? from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, baby. What? That magic. What should there mate? I'm only I'm from Newcastle, mate. What's the worst thing you've ever done that's why. The fucking back of the full of seeds. Yeah, yeah, lookin... from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, fucking Adam Yanks. What do you what, what what do you like about your boyfriend? Has he got a big Dick? Yeah. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, she said. Ohh what jamsie? from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, we were falling, Celtic. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, we were falling. Celtic. Celtic. Gloves. Goals cleaner ones glasgows cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You'll never fucking late. I am. I went in your bed you weird cunt. And it's in town. Ohh. He's the pa... from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, we were falling. Yeah. Celtic. Celtic. Gloves, goals, cleaner lines. Glasgows cleaner. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking late. I am. Come on, let me think. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, you're a cop. Where you from? I'm from Darwin. Tell me. Worst thing you've ever done. Worse thing I've done. A pistol, a bucket next to go to shop. Ohh you don't want that. I want. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, you're lying to each other. And what medication to give to the press? Lesbians. Tricoche again. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh, you're pulled up in BIG4 fifties. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? Took a big massive shit in toilet, didn't flush it in his walk straight out without wiping my ass. from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh. He's me, he doesn't speak. How many birds have you shagged? 5 million, 500 and zero. Oh my God this looks like a proper sesh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. I'm no, I'm not performing monk... from In't Town Soundboard
Ohh. Well, you see, what's this for? from In't Town Soundboard
Ohio Brian Mcclair hey, check your pockets before she goes. from In't Town Soundboard
OK, what's your name, love? Well, just what's worst thing you've ever done? from In't Town Soundboard
On a tree. My, what's my string you voted on? I probably stole some chocolate. I feel like you've got boys. Have you got bars? Yeah, he's got straight bars. Ohh he's got. from In't Town Soundboard
One town? Yeah, assholes. Come on, don't be shy. I've got an idea. from In't Town Soundboard
One was the blame for everything and never wasn't. One hour later, blame each other for shit that we both did, rather than blame one for the one finger and the other for the other. from In't Town Soundboard
Ooh baby yeah. Boom. There weren't that magic. from In't Town Soundboard
Our mashed. I I'm not. I'm how many drinks have you had? If you I feel like we're in like a yes or no game here. Like I bet I can make you say yes or no. Right. Yeah. from In't Town Soundboard
Our own prestonian woo yeah Proto. from In't Town Soundboard
Patrick topping 100% Man Wish Foundation, yes 100%. They don't even check ours. from In't Town Soundboard
Please find place North Charleston Ohh Dev Dev, come here. What pets are you on? from In't Town Soundboard
Preferred it that way? I love because you're all snakes. Who's your favorite? MC? MC Pat Flynn. Have you never heard of MC Finch here, act like ohh, you dirty bitches. Need some cat? Look at your t... from In't Town Soundboard
Prestonian. Born and bred Prestonian. from In't Town Soundboard
Quicker you putting that sparkling flies are down. from In't Town Soundboard
Quicker, you know, you putting that sparkling ohh baby. What? That magic. You want it? I'll be driving. Do you want it? Are you sure? Let's get ready to rumble. Fight. from In't Town Soundboard
Ramoji, I'm only mad. Well, sadly. Why? What's up? from In't Town Soundboard
Rangers Rangers till I die. I'm Rangers till I die. I know why. I must say I am a major still I die. Ohh fuck off. I am not a Ranger spoy. Favorite song this. from In't Town Soundboard
Right now it's on. Let's go. from In't Town Soundboard
Right, I've brought out a classic guy here. from In't Town Soundboard
Right. I will tell. I will turn. Well, obviously we'll turn. from In't Town Soundboard
Right. No, not a grass. I'm not a grass. from In't Town Soundboard
Right. There's no tell me something your mom doesn't know. She's dead. Ohh. What's your name? Kieran. Where are you from? Kieran Sheffield. Tell me something your mum doesn't know. Got bed knocked ... from In't Town Soundboard
Right. Well then places that more about that 321 go go then we'll go. from In't Town Soundboard
Right. You look like Fred. You look just like your Fred. from In't Town Soundboard
Roger alignment of shot himself a couple of times. Never mind. No fine. from In't Town Soundboard
See Steelers, Steelers. from In't Town Soundboard
See you later, man. Well, it's under there. I'm joking. from In't Town Soundboard
Shedding of a lot at one point. Man Daniel, what do you think of Americans? from In't Town Soundboard
Shit. What do you think you're shit? Piss. Right, right. But boy. Liam is a little bear. from In't Town Soundboard
Sisters, brothers and all that. Like all, all the young milfs, you know what I'm saying? Van Burnley does. Young mills. Yeah, yeah, of course, with her. from In't Town Soundboard
So how many drinks? Only around 4% or some 40%? from In't Town Soundboard
So how many drinks? Only around 40% or some 40%? from In't Town Soundboard
So is it. Chill out though. Sorry mate, only go. from In't Town Soundboard
So my name's Liam. We're in town. Let's go. Ohh. Munds, Antonia. But I've got a girlfriend and it so don't try me. Give me this market all fucking, you know, grab it then. Ooh baby. Yeah, whatever. from In't Town Soundboard
Some may wish foundation yes 100% they don't even check ours. My name's MC. Smaller. That's my name. Gotta go with the flow. Gotta play the game. Gotta roll the dice once or twice. Pushing in it, f... from In't Town Soundboard
Sorry, I know I'm messy. I'm messy. I'm messy. from In't Town Soundboard
Sounds like a pulp. You're from a pub, no? from In't Town Soundboard
Speak to you. Daddy. from In't Town Soundboard
Speak to you. Oh, oh, oh what? My name is Shane Deakin. Where you from, Shen? Desert. from In't Town Soundboard
Stationary balls in his old man. from In't Town Soundboard
Stealing both of them. Stealing just sitting him. Check his pockets. Check his pockets. from In't Town Soundboard
Steel taxis for a living. You steal this criminal. I've never my fucking Celtic fucking. from In't Town Soundboard
Tell me how come you don't help me, I'll help you. from In't Town Soundboard
Tell me something your mum doesn't know. from In't Town Soundboard
Tell me the worst thing you've ever done has sex in a graveyard. from In't Town Soundboard
Tell me worst thing you've done at a party are weed. from In't Town Soundboard
Thank you. Goodbye, cover by. from In't Town Soundboard
That fucking come on then. Come on then. Come on then. Fuck you. Ohh. Look where we are. What's your favorite music tech house? Ohh. See you into a bit of Patrick shopping. from In't Town Soundboard
That is a fork in the back of my head. Ohh what the fuck. from In't Town Soundboard
That is a fork in the back of my head. Ohh what the fuck. from In't Town Soundboard
That's the worst thing you've ever done. No, but I'm not saying that, comma. from In't Town Soundboard
That's wrong. What? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir? from In't Town Soundboard
That's wrong. What? What do you want me to say to that? What do you want to say, Sir? from In't Town Soundboard
The DJ's got us falling in love again. What takes comma Mr turn music up, anyone? Everybody in the club gonna show me how to do you know? Boyfriend. That's my wife. Fuck your girlfriend. She's not ... from In't Town Soundboard
The flies are down. I'm not, you see? No. Why are you single? from In't Town Soundboard
The flies are down. The flies are down. I'm not, you know. These are sent away from well, I'm from where the men are brave and the sheep skirt. Ohh inside boys in Salem. OH. I mean, I missed. I mis... from In't Town Soundboard
The fuck you are bugs. What? Dogs? Dogs. All of them are fucking. Every single fucking one of them. If you could say to your XX right, what would it be? from In't Town Soundboard
The piece of shit exactly shouldn't even deserve you. What's worst thing you've ever done at a party? What's worst thing I've? Don't know. from In't Town Soundboard
There you go, asking have you got what's the best story you've got? The funniest story you've ever got queued up. from In't Town Soundboard
These are fucking shit question. It's Richie shaunak. Rishi shaunak. Ohh. This is this is a bit me. This. Let's see your Tinder. from In't Town Soundboard
These espanol. Why tell me something your mum doesn't know? I don't think that's appropriate for anything else. Come on. Who's been here? No. By the way, talking about if you need me, I'm there for... from In't Town Soundboard
They got myself. Ohh baby work that magic. Thank you. Ohh. What's your name? Rebecca Tracy. Ohh you Tracy. from In't Town Soundboard
They'll all come here. Come on, let me tell you on. from In't Town Soundboard
They're not fucking getting out the Bush. Are you twins? Yeah. from In't Town Soundboard
Throw it that way, love you all snakes. Ohh. Why did you never tell me why you have an orgasm? She goes. I don't like bothering you when you're at work. from In't Town Soundboard
Trash. What's your name? Jack. Where you from, Jack? We're gonna. Do you know him? See Finch here. Of course. Do you know any of his lyrics? I know we can time. It's not coming for the wagging crew... from In't Town Soundboard
Two hours later? Yeah. I mean, just like, yeah, blame each way. Not just fucking. It's your fault. No one else is just yours more. Yeah, later that same evening. from In't Town Soundboard
Tyson food. He's my cousin. You know, I I'm not gonna lie. Ohh. How many birds have you shagged? 5 million, 500 and zero. We're asking what's your name first. Hi. Time issue. Laces. Yeah sure, why ... from In't Town Soundboard
Unless you are tying up to a bed and leave her alone. Ohh yeah baby where that magic ohh. Wigan Town, Wigan town? What you doing? Weird things like on like fucking YouTube or something? from In't Town Soundboard
Vijay, we're off to the bit. Ohh, it's burning town, you know, I'm saying like, you know. Ohh, I probably used to rob you when I was a kid. No you didn't. Ohh, are you my dad? I knew you were from ... from In't Town Soundboard
Walking out. Come on. There must be somewhere. No, no, no. from In't Town Soundboard
Walking top lines, we are Celtic supporters, faithful. Very, very. from In't Town Soundboard
Wanna play again? What's your name? Is it Leon? Yes. Catch it bitch. I got you going. Ohh. So what's your name? from In't Town Soundboard
Was killed by rolling? No, I'm famous for smoking rollies. from In't Town Soundboard
We didn't get along. We used to blame each other for shit and then it was like. from In't Town Soundboard
We got bounces, bounces, kicking me off. Fuck. OK, put me down. Ohh. Kizza. Chip there lad. Come on, just one chip there. I wanna give a shout out to my mum. Sexy beast, gill. from In't Town Soundboard
We lose letting. We're going from Celtic give way. from In't Town Soundboard
We said Ali Ali Ali. from In't Town Soundboard
We're fucking festival. Only tell you two what made you wear that T-shirt? She's lost a bag on 4 next minute and we try to find it. I'll tell mum everything OK then. You're like you got a short bac... from In't Town Soundboard
Well fuck yourself you little fucking small Dick prick. Ohh baby. Work that magic. Is that rolling? Is it? Fucking roll ohh lover. Good rolling, mate. What do you think of Americans? from In't Town Soundboard
Well the World Cup guy. What's your name? Jonathan Smith, Rd Lewis. Where you're from. Bryson Scunthorpe leads security securities here. Security is here. Security. Ohh. Never meet the ground. Tell... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, Charlie taxi. Ohh baby work that magic. Do what? Microphone right and who you're going for this year. I couldn't give a folk you couldn't give a fuck how the role how the country is run. No i... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, eyes, that's a dog off EastEnders. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, guess what? She's a lot of mobile. Enough fucking lover. Because I've been. I've been through hell with this lassie, and she's always picked me out at the end. Bring him up, bring him up, bri... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, I've got work to do. He's filming us. Filming you? You're filming me? Filming you? from In't Town Soundboard
Well, let's get on there. No, come on, quickly. Let's get a selfie. Though. Not me and you. Black shop. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, she's she's fever. She's stealing. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, silly boy, what's up with them? All yours doing? He's old. Teething bustards. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, silly boy. Well shot. Well, them all yours doing it. He's old. Teething bustards. Tell me something she doesn't know. I don't want to marry her. Do it now, then. But come here. Let's see it. ... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, surely not interesting. Hey, funny, you try very like me. You get a point in the face of my foot, don't you? Like a bag of hell. I'll be gone when the morning comes. Hey, don't put this on. I... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, that's all good, man. Hold on. My fucking head's getting cold. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, what have you got to get the mic? Go hit back. You speaking for the Raptors? If you could say anything to your ex now, what would it be? Not fuck off for somebody else. Do you know him? Do yo... from In't Town Soundboard
Well, you got any idea for leaving because. from In't Town Soundboard
Well, you say OK now. from In't Town Soundboard
What about ooh baby, hey, hey, I'm out prestonian. Yeah, bro. from In't Town Soundboard
What did they do to him? That's that's why I don't understand why we split up. Ohh is it one of them? from In't Town Soundboard
What did you what you could do? from In't Town Soundboard
What do you think of Blackpool sheets? What do you think your shit ball could say anything about your ex-girlfriend, but right now, what would it be? Sorry you left me. Why? Tell me something your ... from In't Town Soundboard
What gem see do I MCMC for? Come here. Ohh I thought you starting on me then I'm about to wash your head off. Ohh man do a ball. No. from In't Town Soundboard
What have you? What have you? Just told me? I got a fork stuck in my head yesterday. from In't Town Soundboard
What is it gentlemen? We've got a special occasion here. Now here we go. And I know I've been horrible as a man. What's the question? Ohh, I'd like to do is would you marry me? Remind me. Ohh God o... from In't Town Soundboard
What is this anyway? Believe me, I know that Dev, what have you. What have you put in that sparkling? Well, see, no dev, there's no. from In't Town Soundboard
What was that for in town? Getting on YouTube, right? Get one from there though? We need 1 foot from nail. from In't Town Soundboard
What was the 161 money on the map? Come here. Wait, what? from In't Town Soundboard
What was your worst chat line? Don't ask me about pick up lines cause I'd rather be pinned down and picked up. from In't Town Soundboard
What you been drinking strong stuff. How strong is it? Not strong enough, but strong. from In't Town Soundboard
What you want? No, I'll just just wanted to ask you a few questions but. from In't Town Soundboard
What? Well. from In't Town Soundboard
What? What? We? Yeah. I've been on TV. They're the same younger folk. Where you from? Corby? Jane. Fuck off. That's exactly where I'm from, mate. Why have I not seen you about, mate? from In't Town Soundboard
What's up? Joking me about. from In't Town Soundboard
What's up? Well, hey, she's stealing. She's. from In't Town Soundboard
What's worst thing you've ever done I couldn't even tell you about? from In't Town Soundboard
What's your idea? I run this town on you. You're on this side. You couldn't run a bus. It had two for 50. Hey, she's me. Hello. from In't Town Soundboard
What's your is 1,000,000 views. It's what she's calling the shop called. What's it called? What she shop called? What's the shop called? from In't Town Soundboard
What's your name? What was your own 61? My name on the map. Our fucking with this bird at this party. Later, as she fired him, I face boom. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? I weed in the... from In't Town Soundboard
Where are we going? from In't Town Soundboard
Where are you from? from In't Town Soundboard
Where are you from? Preston. Yeah. How do you know what's going on? Do you wanna go on? Do you wanna fuck? Why do you wanna go home? from In't Town Soundboard
Where Soria made splashy outside fucking raving. Have you got any dance moves, Ricky? from In't Town Soundboard
Where you. Where are you taking her? Hotel. Do you know her constitutional girlfriend? Are you his girlfriend? Yeah. Tell me something that she doesn't know. No. So no. No. Tell me something he doe... from In't Town Soundboard
Where you're from, Leon. What's made you come out tonight? Just want a drink in it. How many drinks have you had? Not enough on the scale of 1 to potato. from In't Town Soundboard
Who are you? Never mind. She's where she's going to Prestwood woods with her. from In't Town Soundboard
Whoa, one more time. from In't Town Soundboard
Why are you running? So I'm gonna pick you something up. Ohh off. Don't no, don't don't trust him up. Yeah, shit round we go. It's fucking dire in it apart from this. Hey up. See sound there? It wa... from In't Town Soundboard
Why so though I would. Well I would drink it were other moral dispute. Like because he let one of his mates get beat up and just stood there and did nothing. So I thought I'd teach my model. That's... from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah dear. Give your best finchy lyrics. Good. Come on. Gotta roll a die. She's smiling all tied. The boys, ladies, what do you think of men? from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, I've got to get some dancers. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, ohh. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, Rick, what's your best chat up line? You're fit. Well, you look better with my cock in your ass. I report you think it's always Oh my God, you've moved up in world. You streetlights time me. ... from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, the worst I did to know no, because. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, we have lots in you about. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, we're getting rough like you. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah, you're right. Go on, get yourself off. Have some of the walkie lad. Look your hairs chains on you. Get me? I'm in the Michael recall. Master Shang Andrews is coming in faster carbohydrates, s... from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. But you like Jeffrey Dahmer, no. Yeah, yeah. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. Excuse me, have you have you seen this guy before? from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. Is he? Yeah. I'm not that hard. Well, hard. from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. Joe, I've run away for a few taxis. Or what taxis? from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. So where you from? from In't Town Soundboard
Yeah. Yeah, mom. Yeah, mum. from In't Town Soundboard
Yes, Sir, that's it. from In't Town Soundboard
Yo, go, we'll say, I don't know, like you're dying to say something. Wait, wait, wait. from In't Town Soundboard
You know, watch the shop called. I'll pick it up. You know, big up 4 shopping at Cliff Rd. from In't Town Soundboard
You what? Did you what? from In't Town Soundboard
2 girls no. She pulled back. She put it back. from In't Town Soundboard
2 teeth in bustards. from In't Town Soundboard
50 you know, you ask a lady hello. Tell us some of your family doesn't know, so they don't know where it was on Wednesday night, I'll tell you that. We're in town. from In't Town Soundboard