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Bard.
Bing.
Blood sugar getting low?
Eat my fudge.
Eating is cheating. Eating is cheating.
Everyone knows you're bald.
Go suck a carrot.
God, I'm a freak. A freak.
Goodbye, Brown World.
Ha, your back fat is sweating.
Have you no heart, Sir?
Holy crap, I'm hollow.
I challenge you to a chocolate duel.
I did it with Marge.
I don't want to go to chocolate Bunny hell.
I hope you choke on me.
I say you suck.
I'll talk, I'll talk.
I'm being chomped. Chomped.
Indubitably, you are an ASS.
Lenny is way cooler than you.
Lick my tail.
Oh damn my chocolate nerves.
Oh, you're a special dork.
Ow you ate my ears.
Please donate me.
Tell my chocolate children I love them.
That comb over is not fooling anyone.
Why couldn't I melt away in my sleep?
Why don't you not bite?
Why won't you wake up?
You can't even dream, right?
You confuse food with love.
You couldn't tell caramel from nugget.
You discussed this chocolate rabbit.
You eat out of compulsion, not pleasure.
You need lipo stat.
You self medicate with food.
You smell like meat.
You stink of garlic and fish.
You want a piece of this?
You, Sir, a monster.
You're Dumber than a bag of hair.
You're morbidly obese, and I mean morbidly.
You've ruined our utopia.
Your eyes look like boobs.
Your mouth is a cereal killer.
Your subconscious is taunting you, moron.
Your sun is below average.
01989 called. It wants its fashion sense back.
うわ。