Blue-haired Lawyer - The Simpsons Game - Voices (Xbox 360) Edit

A todos.

Ada briefs.

Alien invasion. I smell class action suit Ka Ching.

Because then you'll be charged with murder.

Blue hair. I'm right there with your sister.

Crush.

David Kelly should make a show about me.

Did you hear the one about the lawyer who sued everyone for making lawyer jokes?

Don't look at me with your judging eyes.

Dredd, Scott. We have to kill them.

Habeas corpus.

Help me, American Bar Association.

Here's a plea offer. You die, I live.

Hot.

I call for a recess.

I demand recess.

I don't know what to do. There are too many ambulances to chase.

I love this briefcase. We've exploited a lot of loopholes together.

I object to talking to you.

I take attorney-client privilege very seriously, except at parties.

I think we may have a case here.

I went to Brandeis for this.

I will be on the shadow of a doubt. Join your mop.

I will never make partner.

I'll beat them, then overcharge them.

I'll kill you, then get myself off for it.

I'll sue everybody.

I'll turn you into a habeas corpus.

I'll use the power of attorney to destroy this.

I'm in double jeopardy.

I'm sorry, Mr. Lago, you can't so skinny.

I'm taking you to court.

I've built cases, why not this?

If they destroy the courthouse, my court costs are going to skyrocket.

Just because he's assigned doesn't mean Loud Lad doesn't have rights.

Lawyers attack?

Lawyers rule non.

Let the record show we did it.

Lod Land is destroying the town, but as his lawyer, I can assure you he is temporarily insane.

Man, do I love money.

Maybe I should have been a blacksmith.

Nolo contendrate.

Nothing gets the blood pumping like a good divorce case.

Oh dear God, I hope my other lawsuits are OK.

Oh my.

Out of my way.

Ow, my lawyer head.

Piece of advice, kids, sell out everything and everyone.

Please rest your case.

Stop in the name of Byron Wizard White.

Stop in the name of Felix Frankfurter.

Stuff Enterprises assumes no responsibility for any obesity that takes place during this eating contest.

Suck pencil.

That may or may not be an incident at the museum. I advise you not get involved.

The aliens feel they have a legal and moral right to destroy them all, and I think they've got a case.

The aliens would like to appeal their expulsion from the mall.

The jury wouldn't be too impressed with that.

The most valuable lesson I learned at law school was huddle rhyme.

The museum would like to thank and sue you for what you did.

There they are.

These godless monsters are going to need representation.

This is a set back, I admit it.

This is gross negligence.

This is the case of awesome lawyers versus stupid jerks.

Track that, smarts.

What do we have here? A hostile witness?

What the war, dear?

Yeah, couldn't even tell Entertainment law.

You ran over the man's foot. Rainier. As your lawyer, I suggest we settle.

You should be in jail for what you did to that food over at the brewery.

You spent almost as much time in court as I have.

キャプテン。