Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas and Ferb: Quest for Cool Stuff - Character Voices (Wii) Edit

Ah, don't worry about the conveyor belt. I had this be in my bonnet about automating the layer and doing this whole assembly line thing, but I you know, I guess my eyes were bigger than my stomach ...

Ah, thank you Perry the platypus.

And Leroy the janitor, if you're listening, you are so fired. I mean really, I'm not paying you to jump around this place like a sugared up kangaroo.

Anyway, yeah, yeah, you're quite early today. I just barely started to work on my neighbor, and I don't even have a trap ready for you. So, you know, sit tight.

Because you only ride the janitor.

Bury the platypus, you know, no pressure, but could you hurry up? I'm really getting hurt here.

Carry my 9 patrollers.

Dear Doctor Doofenshmirtz, thank you for hiring me as your janitor. Before I left, I took the liberty of plugging the self-destruct button back in. Sincerely, Leroy.

Getting warmer. Not you. My inator is getting warmer. It's warming up. So I can use it to, you know, take over the entire tri-state area. He you know that part.

Gosh, you're married.

Hab bury the platypus. My norm patrollers are after me. Who knew I was so cool? Certainly not my ex-wife. Ah, they're out to get me help.

Haha, I have you now.

Hello, you must be my new janitor, Leroy. I've been expecting you as this prerecorded message suggests just one thing before you start, please, whatever you do, don't jump over this. Conveniently p...

Hello. You must be my new janitor, Leroy. I'm I'm just guessing that it's you because this is a prerecorded. I can't actually see you. For all I know it could be my nemesis Perry the platypus. Anyh...

I don't get cocky, Perry the platypus. The worst is yet to come. Not the worst as in Bratwurst, but the you know, the worst like the not the good. But you know what I mean.

I have this conveyor is only for my mail, mostly bills and aluminum siding promotions. Pay no attention to it.

I spent so much time and effort making those videos and no one appreciates them. I've already had to fire 1 janitor for not paying attention to them. So, you know, don't get me started.

I wanted you to pick them up, see who's the evil genius now? Disobedient janitor guy. He I am so smart. Yes, yes, yes.

I won. I won. Wow. I don't think I've ever said that sentence before I won. And don't even think of using that self-destruct button because I took the precaution of unplugging it. This time I won.

I'll look at you, Mr Smarty pants. Now you're on the other side of the conveyor. Well, tough luck. The only way to get out of that predicament is by swinging on these pipes.

I'm writing that one down.

My agent detonators will recognize your duck-billed fedora wearing mug and destroy you. Excuse me?

Now what you're going to do, Mr conveyor climber over her. The only way back is swinging from those pipes which. Would have been a lot harder to figure out if I hadn't just told you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go warm up my attract girl stuff anytime I'm still a pastor Perry the platypus that that means until the pasta. It's Spanish. I don't know why they say that.

Of course, I can't confirm if you're doing what I'm telling you, since this is a prerecorded message, but we'll just go on the honor system. I'm going to trust you not to jump over the conveniently...

Of that. That's the self destruct button. I always build that first so they don't wait, no no.

Ohh and do not disturb me while I'm working on my new inator. OK, that's the other.

OK, clearly we've got some communication problems today, so I'm going to make this next order very simple. Don't push red button. Got it? Don't. Don't is the operative word there. Don't push red or...

OK, last but not least, don't pay any attention to the big red button. I know there's a lot of things not to look at, but yay, you'll be glad you did or didn't if that makes sense.

OK, last but not least, don't pay any attention to the big red button. The big red button. I I meant pig bread, glutton. Don't pay any attention to that. That's what I meant. Don't. I didn't want t...

OK, so if you've made it all the way in here, then clearly you are no janitor. You are a platypus. Perry the platypus. My agent detonators will recognize your duck-billed fedora wearing mug and des...

OK, wise guy, I'm totally being serious this time. Do not pick up these loose sprockets.

Once I rule the tri-state area, they'll write books about my evil genius. Then I'll hold all the copyrights, and they'll pay ridiculously high royalties and licensing fees. Yes, yes.

One bank in the head and they're out for the rest of the day. Go figure. I programmed them to attack anything. That's cool. Don't ask me why it's along. It's a convoluted back story of an embarrass...

Period. The platypus. I need your help. My norm patrollers have turned against me. It turns out I'm I'm so cool that they're trying to destroy me.

Perry, Perry the platypus. Are you there? I need.

Play the platypus. What are you doing here? I didn't just see my messages, huh.

Tell you what, Perry the platypus if you give up now, I'll let you have a 5% discount on all the cool stuff that you'll be forced to buy from me.

Thank you.

There's no way you can stop me now. Now come on you stupid machine, finish warming up already.

There's no way you can stop me now. Yeah. Warm up already, you stupid. And later you're making me look bad.

There's no way you can stop me this time, Perry the platypus. And I'm not just saying that to pump up my sagging self esteem.

These nine patrollers are seriously evil. I'm actually pretty proud of their design, except for the you know, the turning against me part. Out, out.

Victory is mine. How long does it take for an inator to warm up already? Maybe I should have built an eighth or warm up inator.

Wait a minute, what's this note?

Wait, are you even paying attention?

Wait, what? Where did you get your janitor training? Ignore you. You're not earning any brownie points here. Now listen, do not pick up these useless loose sprockets.

Well, it seems you blatantly disregarded my last message. So you know that shows real gumption. I hate gumption. So knock it off. Now. Whatever you do, do not bounce on my norm patrollers. One bone...

Well, not this year. With my new anate, they'll steal all the cool stuff, and with only my inator left, I'll win by default. My favorite way to win. Then I'll sell my devices and make God jillians.

What? How did you get past my agent detonators? Well, don't expect to be able to just, you know, wall jump your way out of this one. Ohh, I'd like keep talking.

Why do I even bother? No one even pays attention to my video message. It's not even that janitor I had to fire. Hi. Miss him already? Anyway, yeah, you're quite early today. I just barely started t...

With all the money I'll make on this scheme, I could retire, perhaps go into evil consulting right now. I love the practical side of evil too much.

With all the money I'll make on this scheme, I'll be able to afford two or three nemeses. I nemesis, never nemesis, Nemesis. I it's. I don't know. I I have a hard time pluralizing those weird words.

Wow, that's smart. Back off. That's a tender spot.

Wow, they must have had quite a phys Ed program at your janitor school. Very impressed.

Wow, you got some real problems with authority, don't you? As soon as I say no, boom, that's the next thing you do. Well, good luck getting through life with that attitude. Anyway, I'm really hopin...

Wow. Is that parkour? You're doing parkour, aren't you? Are you some kind of parkour ninja janitor?

Yeah, they're weak. Spot tends to be their head. For some reason. The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, I guess. Anyway, they're programmed to attack anyone or anything. That's cool. So the...

Yeah, you know, I don't remember programming of that attack. Did you teach them that move, Perry? The platypus?

You know, I'd like to say that I planned all this, but I totally lucked out. I was I was working on that trap when the norm patrollers turned against me. But you know, now that you've rescued me, I...

You know, you may have done well so far, Perry the platypus, but this will be your final curtain. That that's an analogy from the theater, not interior decorating, just to be clear.

You see, every year I participate in the Tri-state Innovate Fair. It's it's short for innovation fair. They just they took out the shin. It's just that that one syllable, it's not as important as t...