Valuer - Bargain Hunter - Voices (Nintendo Switch) Edit

Absolutely not. This not my phone is 100% top grade rubbish.

Absurd.

All of that.

And today you seem to have done that. Now all that remains is to wait the big day of the sale.

And what a useless pile of steaming rubbish.

Anyway, let's talk with Built tea, shall we? On to the next lot.

Are you? You are, aren't you? You're serious, aren't you?

Because it's coming from this trash. Get. Get it out of my sight. Go on.

But don't beat yourself up. You've lost the battle. But another war next, please.

But don't get too down in the dumps about it, just brush yourself off and try again next time.

Dear me.

Delightful. Simply delightful. You've really done it this time.

Did you by chance enter the wrong building?

Do I look like the local scrap dealer to you? Get this junk out of here and don't bring it back.

Don't be a stranger now. I look forward to seeing you again.

Glorious. It's like flawless beauty in auctionable form.

Good day to you. So you've bought some things to sell at our sale, have you?

Goodness, not a single one of your lots made it past me today.

Gracious me, what a nice fine. It's definitely got some appreciable qualities.

Gracious. I can't believe we'll be so fortunate as to offer this jewel for auction.

Hmm.

Honestly, the absolute front presenting me with this degree of doggy, a drivel.

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I don't believe it.

I have a life to live, you know, people with actual lots to see to.

I haven't seen anything so spectacular this in decades.

I hope you're happy with these. We can certainly do something with them.

I I really I I haven't.

I just hope the next thought is equally as impressive, if that's even possible.

I really appreciate someone bringing something half decent for a change.

I wish you all the best for your next visit.

I'm afraid this kind of junk won't cut the mustard. No Sir.

I'm going to put my stamp of approval on this one next.

I'm sure he put an awful lot of effort into hunting this thing down, but you'll have to set your sights a bit high I'm afraid.

I've never seen so much rubbish in all my life.

If you keep bringing me pieces like this, we're going to get on very well, you and I.

In the auction business you have your highs and lows, but what matters is that you come out on top.

Incredible is absolutely magnificent.

Is this some kind of practical joke?

Is what I wish I could say, but when I'm confronted with this, I simply can't.

It just hasn't got it, you know? I mean, trust me, I'm a valuer. I should know what I'm talking about.

Jolly good.

Let's get on with it then, shall we?

Let's see how can I put this.

Look, show me a bad lot is one thing. But this buffoonery?

Look, this is exactly not the sort of item we're looking for.

Maybe your next lot won't be a miserable pile of rubbish, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Nice. Very nice. This is a jolly good lot all round.

No, no, no. Good. Rubbish, Rubbish.

No, you say. Well, that's even better.

Nope. It's a no for me on that thing.

Not to worry, maybe your next hmm.

Now next, perhaps you might show me something that's actually marketable for a change.

Now shoo, shoo bad Kitty, get out of here.

Now take your leave and go away with you.

Oh dear, Oh dear. He looks like nothing at all. Made it through to the sail this time. Hmm.

Oh goodness, looks like we've already reached the end of them. So here's how it all turned out.

Oh my goodness, this is one of the most beautiful pieces I've ever had the pleasure of examining.

Oh well, isn't that nice?

Oh well, now you actually bought me something nice. Is he my birthday today?

Oh, hello. Brought me some items to check over now have we?

Oh, I expect this to go swimmingly. Thanks ever so much for bringing in this treasure.

Oh, marvelous.

Oh, that's all of them, is it? That's a shame. Well, in any case, here are your evaluation results.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you're just who I was looking for.

Oh.

Ouais.

Preposterous.

Really.

Ridiculous.

Right then, what would this be? Hold on a moment, I'll just adjust my spectacles and.

Right, without further ado.

So let's get cracking.

So that lot is a pass cracking. Now how about another item, eh?

So what have we got here? Let's have a look.

So yes, that one is perfectly acceptable. Next, please.

Soil chum. That not to fail. Now how about your next one here?

Spiffing.

Tell me, where did you find something as exceptional as this? Have you got secret contacts in the trade?

That one is on the good list for our upcoming sale. I don't suppose you got anymore where that came from.

That's strange. I was sure I was wearing my tweets today.

The garbage dump is a couple of streets down. This is a fine art sale in case you didn't know.

This could be the next lot of the year. What a beautiful piece. Thank you very much.

This is absolutely despicable. It's contemptible. What are you trying to do to me?

This is simply stupendous. It's the most fabulous thought I've seen a good many years.

This one's going straight to the auction. Now what else you've got to show me?

This thought may have failed the test, but I'm sure your next one won't.

This why this is.

We do have some standards here, you know. That lot just simply isn't good enough.

We're going to be the talk of the trade. We'll be in all the local newspapers, maybe even national.

Well then don't just stand there. Let's see them. Chop, chop.

Well then there you have it. Are you pleased with how the valuation went?

Well then, is that all how time flies when you're having fun? It's the moment you've been waiting for the final results.

Well, chin up. You can't win them all. You know there's always next time.

Well, I can't wait to see the next lot. I'm sure it's a real sparkle of a gym. Let's see.

Well, I never. It's really quite a treasure, isn't it?

Well, I say what a treasure this is. Are you sure you didn't steal it from a museum?

Well, in any case, this is sure to go off with a bang. Do you hurry and show me the next lot?

Well, that really is a treasure.

Well, that wasn't the best of outcomes, was it?

What do you mean by bringing this sort of ramshackle rubbish here?

What is simply marvelous item? You really know how to pick out the treasures, don't you?

What we have here?

What? What is that smell?

Why on earth did I bother to come out and speak with you?

Yes, apparently I've got to inspect some lots. You want to sell a little auction?

Yes, yes, that's it. That's the kind of thing we're looking for.

Yes, yes, this is a fine piece. A worthy item indeed. Very good.

You better bring me at least something decent next time we meet, if there is a next time.

You better just take that thing back to wherever it came from before I have to put it out of his misery.

You didn't seriously expect to get this heap of rubble past me, did you?

You don't have a cat's chance in a dog killer of getting that junk into our sail.

You say you can't smell anything. Well, I can.

You, my friend, have a fine eye for quality. I don't suppose you've got any more jewels like this?

You. I can't believe you wasted all my precious minutes just now.

You're going to have to do a bit better than that, I'm afraid.

You've got a shiny Gold Star for me for that one. It's past my rigorous test.

You've got it right this time for sure.

You've got some nice things for Ocean there, so I hope they all go well for you. Cheerio for now.