Harry Potter Philosopher Stone Soundboard Edit

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat an

A car crash a car crash killed lily and james potter

A few years ago there was a one wizard who went as bad

After all he who must not be named did great things ter

Ah hagrid! the usual i presume

Ah professor i would trust hagrid with my life

Ah right then hmm right okay gryffindor!

Ain't a soul knows how except for me and dumbledore

Ain't no one gonna get past fluffy

Alas! earwax

All i ask is for something in return

All right percy you first

All right there harry

Alohomora

Alohomora standard book of spells chapter seven

Alohomora!

Alright harry you take the empty bishop's square

Alright what are the 3 most crucial ingredients in a fo

Also our caretaker mr filch has asked me to remind you

And between you and me that is saying something

And did he seem interested in fluffy well of course he

And does mr harry potter have his key

And finally it takes a great deal of bravery to stand u

And now as i understand it the house cup needs awarding

And slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses n

And smile!

And the boy hagrid is bringing him

And the points stand thus in fourth place gryffindor wi

And then if you please she went and got herself blown u

And third to mr harry potter for pure nerve and outstan

And to ensure it doesn't happen again all four of you w

And to think i've been worrying about my potions final

And trust me if snape's cloak hadn't caught fire and br

Another 10 points to gryffindor!

Another year gone

Any rule breaking and you will lose points

Anyone here my sweet

Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead

Anything off the trolley dears no thanks i'm all set

Apparently not

Are the rumors true albus

Are you okay yeah i'm fine

Are you sure that's a real spell well it's not very goo

As long as dumbledore is around harry you're safe

As long as dumbledore is around you can't be touched

As such i don't expect many of you to appreciate the su

Assuming that my calculations are correct i believe tha

At the end of the year the house with the most points i

Back again harry

Be that as it may it was an extremely foolish thing to

Bertie bott's every flavor beans

Bertie bott's every flavor beans they mean every flavor

Besides according to professor mcgonagall we're to be g

Best do it at a bit of a run if you're nervous good luc

Best not to mention this to anyone harry

Bit early for mail isn't it but i never get mail let's

Bless my soul it's harry potter!

Bletchley passes to captain marcus flint

Blimey harry didn't you ever wonder where your mum and

Blimey is that the time

Blimey you're not still on about him are you

Blown up you told me my parents died in a car crash

Bludger nasty little buggers

But before you can take your seats you must be sorted i

But everyone knows its the dark arts he fancies he's be

But hagrid how am i to pay for all this i haven't any m

But hagrid how did you get one

But hagrid we're not allowed to do magic away from hogw

But hagrid whatever fluffy's guarding snape's trying to

But he doesn't understand i'm never alone never

But he got himself bitten that's why he's limping

But he's weak he's living off the unicorns

But i think i could be safe with a nice toffee

But nobody lived once he decided to kill them

But one thing's absolutely certain something about you

But remember this harry

But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year'

But that day during the quidditch match snape tried to

But then flamel he'll die won't he

But where to put you

But who would choose such a life can you think of no on

But why am i famous hagrid all those people back there

But why would anyone go near that dog

Can you hear me it's just i've never talked to a snake

Can you imagine the look on old mcgonagall's face if we

Can't make any promises of course rough game quidditch

Can't tell you harry hogwarts business very secret

Careful now it's coming back

Castle to e4!

Catch the key!

Caveat smeltonia

Change of plans my parents decided to go to romania to

Check

Come back down this instant!

Come here potter! now!

Come on

Come on fang

Come on harry one minute

Come on hermione!

Come on now hurry up you'll be late train's leaving go

Come on now i'm a bit preoccupied today

Come on! come! come look it's my parents!

Come on! platform 9 and 3 quarters this way

Curious very curious

Dad look! harry's got a letter! hey give it back! it's

Daddy's gone mad hasn't he

Dear mr potter we are pleased to inform you that you ha

Devil's snare devil's snare it's deadly fun but will su

Did you hear that

Did you see his face maybe if the fat lump had given th

Didn't think your mum and dad will leave you with nothi

Dismal once again my request to join the headless hunt

Do something! what anything!

Do you like yours ron ron

Do you mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn t

Do you really think it's safe leaving him with these pe

Do you think it wise to trust hagrid with something as

Do you wanna stop snape from getting that stone or not

Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here

Does it seem a bit quiet to you

Does that mean with the stone gone that is that voldemo

Don't be a fool why suffer an horrific death when you c

Don't you see we had it wrong

Dry up dursley you great prune

Dumbledore is particularly famous for his defeat of the

Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard i've got about

Essential bit of equipment harry

Even with snape muttering his little countercurse

Everyone out of the way!

Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick c

Everyone will please not panic!

Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground whil

Exactly

Excuse me professor perhaps i heard you wrong

Excuse me who are you

Eye of rabbit harp string hum

Eye of rabbit harp string hum turn this water into rum

Famous fire eaters fifteenth century fiends

Fearfully fascinating subject

Feels strange to be going home doesn't it

Filch is gone probably thinks this door's locked it was

Fine day sunday in my opinion best day of the week

Fine just so you know he's a bloody coward

Five points will be awarded to each of you for sheer du

Five points will be taken from gryffindor for your seri

Flamel nicholas flamel where are you

Fluffy that thing has a name of course he's got a name

Follow me everyone keep up quickly come on

Follow me!

Fool get the stone!

For example oculus reparo that's better isn't it

For the discovery of the twelve uses of dragon blood an

For your information potter asphodel and wormwood make

George sweared he got a bogey flavoured one once!

Get off! they're my letters! let go of me!

Give it a wave

Give it here malfoy

Give it here or i'll knock you off your broom!

Give me that!

Give me that! give me that letter!

Go get the post go!

Go go go go!

Go on on with you on with you now

Good afternoon class

Good afternoon harry

Good afternoon madam hooch

Good evening

Good evening professor dumbledore

Good luck harry potter

Good luck today potter

Good of you to get us out of trouble like that

Good oh and enunciate

Good you can help harry then

Gryffindor!

Gryffindors follow me please keep up thank you

Gryffindors keep up please and stay alert

Guarding something that's right

Ha! another weasley! i know just what to do with you

Ha! here's the little devil

Hagrid

Hagrid always wanted a dragon he told me so the first t

Hagrid we know he's after the stone we just don't know

Hagrid what exactly are these things

Happy christmas

Happy christmas harry

Happy christmas ron

Harry do you know why professor quirrell couldn't bear

Harry do you think this mirror shows the future how can

Harry i know what you're thinking but don't

Harry it's you that has to go on i know it not me not h

Harry no way! you heard what madam hooch said

Harry potter

Harry potter can't tell you how pleased i am to meet yo

Harry potter! follow me

Harry this is professor quirrell he will be your defens

Harry wake up! come on harry wake up!

Harry what is it

Harry you never told me your father was a seeker too i

Harry!

Harry! harry! happy birthday

Has anyone seen a toad a boy named neville's lost one n

Have a lovely day at the office dear

Have it your way then

He of course never trusted me again he rarely left me a

He received an urgent owl from the ministry of magic an

He said it was hogwarts business very secret

He will not be going there! we swore when we took him i

He'll have to be trained up a bit of course

He'll not be going

He's boring

He's going to go and look in the library for informatio

He's going to sacrifice himself

He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizar

He's not relaxing is he apparently not

Hello harry hey hagrid

Hello hello

Hello norbert

Hello professor i didn't see you there

Hello sir nicholas have a nice summer

Hello there firenze see you've met our young mr potter

Hello! how are you welcome to gryffindor

Hello! welcome to hogwarts' first quidditch game of the

Help!

Hermione granger

Hermione move!

Hermione never better

Hermione where are you

Hermione you'll be the queen side castle

Hermione!

Hey he's gone! well you can't expect him to hang around

Hey look! neville's got a remembrall

Hey pea brain!

Hey ron! somebody broke into gringotts

Hmm difficult very difficult

Hogwarts teacher or not i know a spell when i see one i

Holy cricket you're harry potter!

Honestly don't you two read

Honestly woman you call yourself our mother

How about on the roof

How could a troll get in not on its own trolls are real

How do you know someone's going to try and steal it

How i can barely stand at all!

How is it i got the stone sir one minute i was staring

Hurry up!

Hurry up! (2)

Hurry up! bring my coffee boy yes uncle vernon

I always knew he'd do well

I award 10 points to neville longbottom

I bought him off an lrish feller i met down at the pub

I can help you there

I can tell you how to bottle fame brew glory and even p

I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading

I demand that you leave at once sir! you are breaking a

I don't know what you mean

I don't like this i don't like this at all

I don't understand

I forgot

I found him!

I had you looking in the wrong section how could i be s

I have a few start of term notices i wish to announce

I have strength enough for this

I have to go on

I knew the name sound familiar i read it on the train t

I know you you're nearly headless nick

I know you're in there you can't hide

I like this ball you like it now just wait it's wicked

I look good

I mean how many people wander around with dragon eggs i

I only see us

I prefer sir nicholas if you don't mind

I read about it in hogwarts a history

I remember every wand i've ever sold mr potter

I remember reading something in herbology

I see you've packed i see you haven't

I shall place the sorting hat on your head and you will

I should've known that you would be here professor mcgo

I shouldn't have said that i should not have said that

I shouldn't have told you that

I shouldn't have told you that i should not have told y

I still need a wand

I think i can tell the wrong sort for myself thanks

I think if he'd had the chance he might have tried to k

I think it's a warning it means danger's coming

I thought you said the four of us

I took a bludger to the head two minutes in woke up in

I trust by now you realize what it does

I want everything to be perfect for my dudley's special

I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vom

I was the only one to see her for what she was a freak!

I wasn't looking at its feet! i was a bit preoccupied w

I went looking for the troll i'd read about them and th

I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him

I won it off a stranger i met down at the pub

I'll be right back

I'll do the countercurse!

I'll fight you

I'll go first don't follow until i give you a sign

I'm a what a wizard and a thumping good one i'd wager o

I'm afraid professor dumbledore is not here

I'm afraid so professor

I'm afraid there are ways in which he can return

I'm half and half

I'm harry harry potter

I'm not hungry

I'm not scared potter

I'm not sure i'm exactly the right person to tell you t

I'm only joking i am fred

I'm ready ask me any question

I'm ron by the way ron weasley

I'm ron weasley pleasure

I'm shaking hands with dumbledore i've won the house cu

I'm telling you it's spooky she knows more about you th

I'm warning you now boy any funny business any at all a

If i see a single broom in the air the one riding it wi

If something bad happens get yourselves out

Immortal it means you'll never die

In just a week he'll be off to smeltings

In second place ravenclaw with 426 points

Is he all right

Is it dead i don't think so just knocked out

Is that a dragon

Is that bad it's bad

It is curious that you should be destined for this wand

It seems only yesterday that your mother and father wer

It should be a lovely day at the zoo i'm really looking

It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest and m

It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resid

It was because of your mother she sacrificed herself fo

It was dark times harry dark times

It was standing on a trap door which means it wasn't th

It'll fit you well enough

It's a broomstick that's not just a broomstick harry it

It's an outrage! it's a scandal!

It's crazy and worse malfoy knows

It's filch's cat! run!

It's going into the girl's bathroom

It's got horrible breath

It's happened before not like this

It's just a spell

It's leviosa not leviosar

It's locked!

It's not every day that your young man turns 11 now is

It's too simple

It's true then what they're saying on the train harry p

Jump!

Just give me the stone!

Just helping young harry here buy his school supplies

Keep up please and follow me quickly now come on come o

Keep your broom steady hover for a moment then lean for

Key please

Kill him!

Kill us faster oh now i can relax!

Leg locker curse malfoy

Let me give you a clue

Let me speak to him

Let the feast begin

Let's go

Let's go (2)

Let's go this way before the staircase moves again

Let's see i know! hufflepuff!

Listen believed to be the work of dark wizards or witch

Listen last night i'm guessing snape let the troll in a

Looks like he's gonna be sick

Looks like you've got one too i've got presents yeah

Lucky hermione pays attention in herbology

Lucky this plant thing's here really

Lucky we didn't panic

Lumus solem

Made it!

Mail's here

Make a wish harry

Make it move

Me dad's a muggle mum's a witch bit of a nasty shock fo

Me voldemort tried to kill me

Men have wasted away in front of it even gone mad

Mental that one i'm telling you

Merry christmas merry christmas ring the hogwart bell m

Mind i haven't seen you since you was a baby harry

Mind you she might not have needed saving if you hadn't

Move! move! he's asleep!

Mr harry potter wishes to make a withdrawal

Mr longbottom

Mum! mummy! help me!

Mummy dad come here! you won't believe what this snake

Mummy what's happening

My body's gone!

My brother charlie works with these in romania

My darling boy! how did you get in there

My friend nicholas and i have had a little chat and agr

My perfect sister being who she was my mother and fathe

My scar it keeps burning

Nearly headless how can you be nearly headless like thi

Nice going harry that was wicked harry!

Nicholas flamel is the only known maker of the philosop

Nicholas flamel who's nicholas flamel i don't know

Nighty night

No blasted letters today! no sir not one single bloody

No dear boy i tried to kill you!

No don't move! don't forget we're still playing

No i think i'll leave it somewhere for longbottom to fi

No more mail through this letterbox

No no definitely not no matter

No thanks tom i'm on official hogwarts business

No that's all i need! you to set my bloody kneecups on

No this kind of mark cannot be seen it lives in your ve

No well if you're sure better be gryffindor!

No you can't! there must be another way!

No you heard me correctly mr malfoy

No you've made a mistake i mean l can't be a wizard i m

Nobody not one except you

Nonsense!

Nope i reckon he's out there still too tired to carry o

Not slytherin not slytherin! not slytherin eh are you s

Not that you need it eh potter

Not to worry dear it's ron's first time to hogwarts as

Nothing i repeat nothing gives a student the right to w

Nothing nothing i'm fine

Now before we begin professor dumbledore would like to

Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been pra

Now i want a nice clean game from all of you!

Now if you two don't mind i'm going to bed before eithe

Now in a few moments you'll pass through these doors an

Now this one's been hurt bad by something

Now uh your train leaves in 10 minutes here's your tick

Now what are we gonna do just relax!

Now what do we do

Now what do we do we go down the trap door tonight

Now what does this mirror do i see what i desire

Now what would three young gryffindors such as yourselv

Now while you're here your house will be like your fami

Now would you go back to your dormitories quietly

Now you harry who have never known your family you see

Of course!

Of course! here it is!

Of course! there are other things defending the stone a

Off you go then

Oh and i suppose a great muggle like yourself's going t

Oh and keep an eye on the staircases they like to chang

Oh and there's something else as well

Oh are you doing magic let's see then

Oh dear

Oh dear it's a broken wrist poor boy come on now up you

Oh hello sorry don't wish to be rude but i'm in no fit

Oh i'm sorry george

Oh listen harry if that dolt of a cousin of yours dudle

Oh look! look! who's that girl

Oh move over! alohomora get in

Oh my goodness! explain yourselves both of you!

Oh nice to meet you

Oh no okay relax

Oh now now now this is what we're going to do is that w

Oh that's rotten luck they've only got one good jump in

Oh yes of course

Okay push

Okay then i get fang

On my whistle three two

Once i make my move the queen will take me

One minute the glass was there and then it was gone it

One of a wizard's most rudimentary skills is levitation

One pair of dragon hide gloves hagrid do they mean from

Ooh we're a bit behind schedule best be off

Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up

Perhaps it'd be more useful if i were to transfigure mr

Perhaps this

Perhaps you ought to go it might wake up

Perhaps you should see the nurse

Petrificus totalus

Pity clearly fame isn't everything is it mr potter

Platform 9 and 3 quarters but hagrid there must be a mi

Plenty of courage i see not a bad mind either

Potter this is oliver wood

Professor dumbledore gave me this

Put your hand down you silly girl!

Queen to e5

Quick let's hide through that door!

Quidditch is easy enough to understand each team has se

Ravenclaw follow me

Red hair and a hand me down robe you must be a weasley

Relax dear boy

Remember the snitch is worth 150 points

Right let's go

Right then first years this way please! come on now fir

Ron was here is he all right what about hermione

Ron you don't suppose this is going to be like real wiz

Ron you okay yeah

Ron you've really gotta see this! ron you've gotta see

Ron!

Ron's right harry you're gonna need your strength today

Ronald weasley

Rubeus hagrid keeper of keys and grounds at hogwarts

Say percy who's that teacher talking to professor quirr

Scared harry a little that's all right i felt the same

Seeker but first years never make their house teams

Seemed quite glad to be rid of it as a matter of fact

Severus i thought

She needs to sort out her priorities

She said that she'd been in there all afternoon crying

She's a nightmare honestly! no wonder she hasn't got an

Shoo! go on

Shouldn't have said that no more questions! don't ask a

Shut up harry

Silence

Snape doesn't want the stone for himself he wants the s

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the stone he's

Snape unfortunately wasn't fooled

Snape was trying to save me

Snape's already been here he's put a spell on the harp

So it's our job to go and find the poor beast

So it's true! i mean do you really have the the what th

So then it shows us what we want whatever we want

So you're saying that's what the dog's guarding that's

Something that conveniently enough lies in your pocket

Sorry but what's curious

Sorry harry i'm gonna have to leave you dumbledore will

Sorry it's for your own good you know

Speak for yourself

Stand back

Stop him!

Stop moving both of you this is devil's snare

Strange

Strickly speaking i'm not allowed to do magic okay

Sunshine daisies butter mellow turn this stupid fat rat

Take care of ron then go to the owlery send a message t

Take fluffy for example just play him a bit of music an

Take that side!

Teachers will follow me to the dungeons

Tell me harry would you like to see your mother and fat

Tell me what do you see

Tell me what would i get if i added powdered root of as

Tell the truth! what do you see

Thank you

Thank you (2)

That is one of my more brilliant ideas

That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home

That picture's moving look at that one i think she fanc

That was bloody brilliant!

That was no stranger hagrid met in the village it was s

That's dudley's old uniform it'll fit me like bits of o

That's insulting! it's as if they don't trust us! dumbl

That's it harry

That's it! we're going away! far away where they can't

That's me! only i'm head boy and i'm holding the quiddi

That's what fluffy's guarding on the 3rd floor that's w

That's why you're famous that's why everybody knows you

That's wizard's chess

Thats it we're done for!

The bludgers are up followed by the golden snitch

The day i was at gringotts hagrid took something out of

The first years please note that the dark forest is str

The forest i thought that was a joke we can't go in the

The forest is not safe at this time especially for you

The good and the bad

The only problem is i can't remember what i've forgotte

The only stone currently in existence belongs to mr nic

The only thing i want you to worry about is this the go

The philosopher's stone is a legendary substance with a

The players take their positions as madam hooch steps o

The quaffle is released and the game begins!

The seeker who catches the snitch ends the game

The sorting ceremony will begin momentarily

The stone has been destroyed

The stranger though you and he must have talked

Then again maybe some of you have come to hogwarts in p

Then again now that you've proven yourself against a tr

Then i lent him to dumbledore to guard the yes

Then she met that potter and then she had you and i kne

Then you let the troll in!

Then you're free to check the king

There are three kinds of balls this one's called the qu

There is no good and evil there is only power and those

There isn't a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't i

There there hagrid it's not really goodbye after all

There! i see it! the one with the broken wing

There's more than werewolves in those trees lad you can

There's no such thing as magic

There's no such thing is there

There's something not right about that mirror

There's talent oh yes and a thirst to prove yourself

There's the door

Therefore as punishment for your actions 50 points will

These aren't real frogs are they

They are gryffindor hufflepuff ravenclaw and slytherin

Think my name's funny do you i've no need to ask yours

Third place hufflepuff with 352 points

This boy will be famous there won't be a child in our w

This boy's had his name down ever since he were born

This complicates things a bit

This is crabbe and goyle and i'm malfoy draco malfoy

This is for you

This is light

This is no graveyard

This is scabbers by the way pathetic isn't he just a li

Thought you were leaving without saying goodbye did you

To miss hermione granger for the cool use of intellect

Together we'll do extraordinary things

Tokens from your admirers admirers

Trevor trevor shh! go! you shouldn't be here! neither s

Trevor!

Troll bogies

Troll! in the dungeon! troll in the dungeon!

Unicorn blood can sustain me but it cannot give me a bo

Unless you'd rather stay of course

Vault 713

Vernon just look at him! i can't believe it!

Very good potter yes

Very well

Voldemort

Voldemort started to gather some followers brought them

Wait a minute

Wait a minute he's snoring

Wait a minute one of the teachers

Wake up cousin! we're going to the zoo!

We do not speak his name

We got lost then perhaps a map i trust you don't need o

We had to say something

We have a witch in the family isn't it wonderful

We have to move its paw what come on!

We have to see professor dumbledore immediately!

We know about the philosopher's stone

We think snape's trying to steal it snape

We were just you ought to be careful people will think

We'll have another little chat soon when you've had tim

We're ready for you now follow me

We're tied with slytherin!

We've got final exams coming up soon

We've gotta do something what

We've looked a hundred times! not in the restricted sec

Welcome back mr potter welcome back

Welcome harry to diagon alley

Welcome to hogwarts

Welcome to hogwarts (2)

Welcome to the gryffindor common room

Well it was worth a try

Well just harry did you ever make anything happen anyth

Well let's see then put it on

Well some say he died

Well that's good isn't it he'll be with his own kind

Well there's your money harry gringotts the wizard bank

Well what are you waiting for

Well what it is it's my fault professor mcgonagall

Well white moves first and then we play

Well why aren't you all copying this down

What are you looking at

What are you wearing oh my mum made it

What do i do with it you catch it before the other team

What do they think they're doing keeping a thing like t

What do we do leave it to me

What happened down in the dungeons between you and prof

What happened er i don't really remember

What happened i swear i don't know!

What happened to the stone

What happened to v to you know who

What is it (2)

What is it fang

What is it some kind of cloak

What is it what do you see

What is that i don't know sounds like wings

What is this magic

What that dog is guarding is strictly between prof dumb

What was that

What was that thing you saved me from a monstrous creat

What you go to smeltings don't be so stupid! you're goi

What's in there hagrid

What's seamus trying to do to that glass of water turn

What's the matter potter bit beyond your reach

What's this all about i don't know

What's wrong harry

When i blow my whistle i want each of you to kick off f

When i call your name you will come forth

Where are we a graveyard

Where are you going wait!

Where mr potter would you look if i asked you to find m

Who knows why was he trying to get past that three head

Who told you about fluffy

Who's that malfoy

Who's the one wizard voldemort always feared dumbledore

Who's there

Who's there (2)

Why didn't i see it before

Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to bu

Why don't you run along there and wait i just got one m

Why is that dudley because there's no post on sundays

Willy Bum Bum

Wingardium leviosa

Wingardium leviosa (2)

Wingardium leviosa (3)

With feeling

With me so far i think so

With the elixir of life voldemort will be strong again

Wood i have found you a seeker

Wow!

Yeah but what if he don't like romania

Yes and no

Yes yes well done slytherin well done slytherin

Yes you see what i've become see what i must do to surv

You all right harry you seem very quiet

You all right there harry

You better take this

You catch this potter and we win

You catch this the game's over

You could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears

You could be great you know it's all here in your head

You do it then if you're so clever go on go on

You have got to start standing up to people neville

You have slain something so pure that from the moment t

You have to relax if you don't it will only kill you fa

You knew you knew all along and you never told me

You know hagrid i know you do

You know perfectly well what i mean

You know that i do but your cousin don't do he

You liar!

You mean you know who is out there right now in the for

You must be the youngest quidditch player in a century

You two better change into robes i expect we'll be arri

You understand right harry

You wait here

You wait till my father hears about this this is servan

You will join your classmates in detention

You won't make a fool of yourself it's in your blood

You'll be okay harry you're a great wizard you really a

You'll be serving detention with hagrid tonight

You'll find that your belongings have already been brou

You're a little scary sometimes you know that brilliant

You're sneaking out again aren't you

You're the youngest seeker in a century

You've got dirt on your nose by the way did you know ju

You've got to keep eye contact and snape wasn't blinkin

Your attention please

Your father left this in my possession before he died i

Your parents fought against him

Your triumphs will earn you points

(all) up!

(all) up! (2)

(applause) (3)

(applause) (4)

(dogs groaning)

(kids screaming)

(lights fire)

(norbert spits fire)

(steam train noise)

(subway train noise)

(troll groans)

(vase breaking)